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http://www.14news.com/story/38443889/french-fries-main-cause-of-smoke-in-train-derailment

>Officials tell us around 7:20 p.m. (Sunday), dispatch received several 911 calls of a train derailment and possible explosion.
>CSX officials would not comment on camera and sent us this statement:
>"At approximately 8:10 p.m. this evening, a CSX train derailed several railcars near Princeton, IN. Preliminary reports indicate a release from a railcar containing propane, and there were no reported injuries at this time. CSX is working closely with local firefighters and other first responders to assess the situation, and the safety of the community and everyone on site is our top priority as we develop a recovery plan. The train consisted of two locomotives, 89 loaded railcars and 9 empty railcars."
>Huge flames and dark smoke from the explosion could be seen for miles. The Princeton Fire Department says the main cause of the smoke was from French fries in one of the rail cars.

I think I speak for every Burger out there when I say that this is the single greatest tragedy in American history.