Hello Ml/pol/,
Why haven't you consider terraforming into a horse?
>You wouldn't have to attend work or school
>You can kick thirsty feminists that are trying to suck your elephant dick with immense force
>Your kids will roam the countryside, free of niggers or jews
>Your kind has a statue with Robert E. Lee riding you.
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Alright, I'll humor your autism.
What the hell is terraforming in this context?
What the hell is terraforming in this context?
Friends don't let friends drink and post.
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Slippity Sloppery.
Being hoarse would be cloppery!
Being hoarse would be cloppery!
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>>149891
A better question would be: why haven't you considered terraforming into the Denver Broncos?
Denver Broncos are once, twice, three times the Football. All footballs that have ever been or shall ever be are contained solely within the gigantic brain of John Elway. John Elway is the Alpha and the Omega, the bringer of football and the receiver of football. Whenever there is football, you can rest assured that the Denver Broncos will be that football, and will pass that football, and will forevermore provide the football to all the ponies of the land.
Every year, on Hearth's Warming Eve, John Elway provides football to all the good little fillies and colts who were over 65% football that year. However there is also vengeance, for John Elway giveth and John Elway taketh away. When those who are without football, or those who are less than football, or those who have the blackness of false football within their hearts work their evil upon the land, John Elway will appear to them and say "begone, thou foul and bestial nigger!" And then he shalt slap thy buttocks in a playful fashion, and shall instruct thee to hit thy showers, for thine is the football, and the football, and the football forever. Football.
A better question would be: why haven't you considered terraforming into the Denver Broncos?
Denver Broncos are once, twice, three times the Football. All footballs that have ever been or shall ever be are contained solely within the gigantic brain of John Elway. John Elway is the Alpha and the Omega, the bringer of football and the receiver of football. Whenever there is football, you can rest assured that the Denver Broncos will be that football, and will pass that football, and will forevermore provide the football to all the ponies of the land.
Every year, on Hearth's Warming Eve, John Elway provides football to all the good little fillies and colts who were over 65% football that year. However there is also vengeance, for John Elway giveth and John Elway taketh away. When those who are without football, or those who are less than football, or those who have the blackness of false football within their hearts work their evil upon the land, John Elway will appear to them and say "begone, thou foul and bestial nigger!" And then he shalt slap thy buttocks in a playful fashion, and shall instruct thee to hit thy showers, for thine is the football, and the football, and the football forever. Football.
>terraforming into a horse?
Wut
Wut
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I have, though.
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>>149967
fotball is false football, an artificial football created by the Chinese to help sell artificial plastic kidneys and other trinkets to foreigners. Most of the kidneys produced in China have little to no effect and are incapable of filtering the copious amounts of alcohol you would no doubt consume to fill the vast emptiness in your soul that would be result of having embraced false football.
Thousands of years ago, the Chinese were created by the Oakland raiders as polymorphs designed to impersonate football and lead the children of Elway astray. However when the Elven King forged the Five Super Bowl Rings and gave them to the Chinese, they immediately sold them to the Dwarves and used the proceeds to open up a laundromat. They still have buyer's remorse to this day.
fotball is false football, an artificial football created by the Chinese to help sell artificial plastic kidneys and other trinkets to foreigners. Most of the kidneys produced in China have little to no effect and are incapable of filtering the copious amounts of alcohol you would no doubt consume to fill the vast emptiness in your soul that would be result of having embraced false football.
Thousands of years ago, the Chinese were created by the Oakland raiders as polymorphs designed to impersonate football and lead the children of Elway astray. However when the Elven King forged the Five Super Bowl Rings and gave them to the Chinese, they immediately sold them to the Dwarves and used the proceeds to open up a laundromat. They still have buyer's remorse to this day.
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