Anons of Mlpol! i have come with a glorious new offer for you! now, what i am about to show you is something that i am sure all of you would want, so gather around, and let me show you. Have you ever found that there are too many shills on this site? have you ever seen the annoyances of unnessecary advertising by fake anons? well this new device is called the porn sheild, guaranteed to keep any and all shills away! heres how it works, whenever a shill is detected, this amazing device uses porn images, and other NSFW to scare away them, as they don't want to get caught looking at horse pussy on the job. this keeps your site free of any shill! for only 500 shill-ings you can get this incredible device to ward off any annoying sales people, order now and ill include a FREE shitty post with your order! this is only for a limited time, so order now! 1-800-idgaf.
(this is a parody pls no hurt)
/mlpol/ - My Little Politics
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>>141969
Interesting.
Can we get a demonstration, my kind sirs?
What makes your horsepussy better than the ones I already own back home?
This all seems like a big scam to milk my penis for all its worth…
Interesting.
Can we get a demonstration, my kind sirs?
What makes your horsepussy better than the ones I already own back home?
This all seems like a big scam to milk my penis for all its worth…
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>>141993
>>141988
Ah! I see i have customers willing to see the enhancement of this device. tell me, Aren't you tired of having to keep searching for generic horsepussy time after time? well, This will most certainly make your day. This contains all the horsepussy money can buy! For only 300 SHILLings you will receive items such as this, where all you need to do is pause in between seconds to see just what you are looking for, Like a randomized generator! of course, I cannot provide a sample, as the simple fact is, the PornSheild is very complicated and if i were to take one single line of code out, it would likely collapse. However, being that i may trust you to buy this facinating object, i am inclined to give a single sample. if converted to java, it will give you results.
>>141988
Ah! I see i have customers willing to see the enhancement of this device. tell me, Aren't you tired of having to keep searching for generic horsepussy time after time? well, This will most certainly make your day. This contains all the horsepussy money can buy! For only 300 SHILLings you will receive items such as this, where all you need to do is pause in between seconds to see just what you are looking for, Like a randomized generator! of course, I cannot provide a sample, as the simple fact is, the PornSheild is very complicated and if i were to take one single line of code out, it would likely collapse. However, being that i may trust you to buy this facinating object, i am inclined to give a single sample. if converted to java, it will give you results.
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/mlp/: Do you like horse pussy?
/pol/: Um they're okay
/mlp/: My first experience of horse pussy was a little too edgy for my taste. But when Celestia's ponut eventually found its way to my computer screen, I think it really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The asshole had a large, round edge, and a new feeling of enlightenment and joy that gives horsepussy a big boost. It's been compared to furry porn, but I think Horsepussy has a far more sweeter, wholesome taste.
/pol/: Hey, /mlp/?
/mlp/: Yes, /pol/?
/pol: Why are there pictures of Twilight's pussy on the floor? Is she… Is she your waifu? hahahahhaha
/mlp/: No /pol/
/pol/: Is that a raincoat?
/mlp/: Yes it is! In '14 /mlp/ released this: Aryanne, their most accomplished shitpost. I think her undisputed masterpiece is pic-related. An image so lewd, most people don't even admire the aesthetics. But they should, because it's not about the pleasures of fapping and the importance of shitposting. It's also a personal statement about the baord itself, hey /pol/!
*murders /pol/ with /mlpol/*
/mlp/: TRY GETTING QT3.14 ARYAN WAIFU NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!
/pol/: Um they're okay
/mlp/: My first experience of horse pussy was a little too edgy for my taste. But when Celestia's ponut eventually found its way to my computer screen, I think it really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The asshole had a large, round edge, and a new feeling of enlightenment and joy that gives horsepussy a big boost. It's been compared to furry porn, but I think Horsepussy has a far more sweeter, wholesome taste.
/pol/: Hey, /mlp/?
/mlp/: Yes, /pol/?
/pol: Why are there pictures of Twilight's pussy on the floor? Is she… Is she your waifu? hahahahhaha
/mlp/: No /pol/
/pol/: Is that a raincoat?
/mlp/: Yes it is! In '14 /mlp/ released this: Aryanne, their most accomplished shitpost. I think her undisputed masterpiece is pic-related. An image so lewd, most people don't even admire the aesthetics. But they should, because it's not about the pleasures of fapping and the importance of shitposting. It's also a personal statement about the baord itself, hey /pol/!
*murders /pol/ with /mlpol/*
/mlp/: TRY GETTING QT3.14 ARYAN WAIFU NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!
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>>142050
Replace /mlp/ with /mlpol/, /pol/ with a shill, the music with fascism and /mlpol/ (the axe) with horse pussy and you've got a pretty good meme here.
Replace /mlp/ with /mlpol/, /pol/ with a shill, the music with fascism and /mlpol/ (the axe) with horse pussy and you've got a pretty good meme here.
>>141969
Wow thanks dude! I would've never known this was a parody without the brackets explaining the joke! Thanks Reddit! /s
Wow thanks dude! I would've never known this was a parody without the brackets explaining the joke! Thanks Reddit! /s
>>141969
I literally just read this entire post in both of their voices intermittently.
How autistic am I?
I literally just read this entire post in both of their voices intermittently.
How autistic am I?
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Анины Млпола! я пришел с великолепным новым предложением для вас! теперь, что я собираюсь показать вам, это то, что я уверен, что все вы захотите, так что собрайтесь вокруг и позвольте мне показать вам. Вы когда-нибудь находили, что на этом сайте слишком много шипов? вы когда-нибудь видели неприятности неосновательной рекламы поддельными? а это новое устройство называется порно Sheild, гарантированно сохранить любые и все Shills прочь! Вот как это работает, когда подставное лицо обнаружено, это удивительное устройство использует порно изображений и другие NSFW, чтобы отпугнуть их, так как они не хотят, чтобы попасться глядя на лошадь киску на работе. это держит ваш сайт свободным от любого шилла! всего за 500 шиллингов вы можете получить это невероятное устройство, чтобы отразить любые раздражающие продавцы, закажите сейчас и больно включите БЕСПЛАТНЫЙ дерьмовый пост с вашим заказом! это только на ограниченное время, так что закажите сейчас! 1-800-idgaf.
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