A pink mare levitated four-hundred pounds onto a barbell. Did I say pounds? I meant kilograms. Did I say four-hundred? I meant the collective wieght of all the dicks Silver Star have had butt fun with.
Speaking of Silver”If God is good and omnipotent, why doesn't rain taste like semen?”Star, he walked up to Starlight Glimmer with a jar of estrogen pills and a whole can of soya milk.
”Master, I brought you your refreshments,” he said happily.
Glimmer sat down onto a bench set up for benchpressing. Two cranes held each end of the barbell in place.
Glimmer levitated her goodies over and began to dig in. She threw the pills into her mouth and chew on them like snacks and just poured the soya milk down her throat. After she was done, she wiped soya milk from her lips with her hoof and let out a burp that would have scared a lion.
”Yeah, this is the stuff. Things have been way to easy in the GYM lately. I need some form of challenge otherwise things gets boring. I guess you can't related Silver?”
She looked at him and found that he was eyeing at her crotch and her genitalia, which even though it was at its smallest state was leagues beyond any other stallionhood he had ever witnessed and blah blah blah... You know the rest.
Anyway, Glimglam I would like to recruit you for my services. You see, I doing one of those competitions again.
This one will be like the first one and not like the last one. In that, the word count for each submission will be max 1000 words and less then 5000 words. The timespan for it will be a week so it will be a shortstory competition. I think that's the way to go.
I would like you to be the judge for it. The same 1-10 scoring system will be used as the first time.
Anyway, you will se it when it goes up. Are you intrested?
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>>241911
>A pink mare levitated four-hundred pounds onto a barbell. Did I say pounds? I meant kilograms. Did I say four-hundred? I meant the collective wieght of all the dicks Silver Star have had butt fun with.
Hate to nitpick your grammar here, but "weight" is misspelled, and I believe you meant to say "all of the dicks Silver Star has had butt fun with." However, a more poignant issue here is that what you're describing is scientifically impossible, and it ruins the suspension of disbelief for your story. The collective weight of all the dicks that Silver "don't be trippin' cause my anus is drippin'" Star has had butt fun with would create an object so massive that it would preclude any reasonable human interaction with it.
For reference, scientists theorize that if you were to fall into the planet Jupiter while wearing a space suit somehow capable of withstanding the immense radiation, massive pressure and extreme temperatures you'd experience within the planet's atmosphere, you would keep falling and falling at a rate that was impossible to reverse, due to the planet's extreme gravity as well as the exponentially increasing pressure. Eventually, you would reach the solid core, at which point the atmospheric pressure would be so great that you would not even be able to stand up. Ultimately, due to gravity and pressure, you would not be able to leave Jupiter, not even if you had the most powerful rocket boots in the whole universe. You could not radio for help, not even if you had the most powerful radio transmitter in the whole universe, because radio waves are absorbed by the planet's massive atmosphere. You would simply lie there, pinned to the surface of Jupiter by its atmosphere, for all eternity.
Now, imagine all of that, but instead of gaseous clouds of hydrogen, helium, methane and ammonia, you're surrounded by literal quintillions of dicks. Congratulations, you have just experienced what it's like to be Silver "my rectum is slippery when buttered" Star for five minutes on an average Thursday.
But yes, to answer your question, I will happily participate in your project. Just let me know what I need to do.
>A pink mare levitated four-hundred pounds onto a barbell. Did I say pounds? I meant kilograms. Did I say four-hundred? I meant the collective wieght of all the dicks Silver Star have had butt fun with.
Hate to nitpick your grammar here, but "weight" is misspelled, and I believe you meant to say "all of the dicks Silver Star has had butt fun with." However, a more poignant issue here is that what you're describing is scientifically impossible, and it ruins the suspension of disbelief for your story. The collective weight of all the dicks that Silver "don't be trippin' cause my anus is drippin'" Star has had butt fun with would create an object so massive that it would preclude any reasonable human interaction with it.
For reference, scientists theorize that if you were to fall into the planet Jupiter while wearing a space suit somehow capable of withstanding the immense radiation, massive pressure and extreme temperatures you'd experience within the planet's atmosphere, you would keep falling and falling at a rate that was impossible to reverse, due to the planet's extreme gravity as well as the exponentially increasing pressure. Eventually, you would reach the solid core, at which point the atmospheric pressure would be so great that you would not even be able to stand up. Ultimately, due to gravity and pressure, you would not be able to leave Jupiter, not even if you had the most powerful rocket boots in the whole universe. You could not radio for help, not even if you had the most powerful radio transmitter in the whole universe, because radio waves are absorbed by the planet's massive atmosphere. You would simply lie there, pinned to the surface of Jupiter by its atmosphere, for all eternity.
Now, imagine all of that, but instead of gaseous clouds of hydrogen, helium, methane and ammonia, you're surrounded by literal quintillions of dicks. Congratulations, you have just experienced what it's like to be Silver "my rectum is slippery when buttered" Star for five minutes on an average Thursday.
But yes, to answer your question, I will happily participate in your project. Just let me know what I need to do.
>>241958
>But yes, to answer your question, I will happily participate in your project.
Thanks. Awesome!
>Just let me know what I need to do.
I want you to read all the submission that are in the thread. You don't need to worry about them following the rules for the thread, I will do that for you. They will be short stories anyway.
When you have read them, you just do it like last time, you give them a numerical score between 1-10. The story with the ighest score wins.
No, I don't think you are stupid. I'm just answering these questions to you directly even though it is written in the thread. I just want to avoid miscommunication.
We writers in the thread will have to have posted our submission before the deadline but that deadline does not exist for you. Take your time to go through these stories.
Also, I never talk about Silver Star so want to tell this joke while I am at it. *Clears throat*
Silver"PTSD. Yes, I had a traumatic experince once. Once i came out of a vagina. It wa terrifying. I still have nightmares."Silver
>But yes, to answer your question, I will happily participate in your project.
Thanks. Awesome!
>Just let me know what I need to do.
I want you to read all the submission that are in the thread. You don't need to worry about them following the rules for the thread, I will do that for you. They will be short stories anyway.
When you have read them, you just do it like last time, you give them a numerical score between 1-10. The story with the ighest score wins.
No, I don't think you are stupid. I'm just answering these questions to you directly even though it is written in the thread. I just want to avoid miscommunication.
We writers in the thread will have to have posted our submission before the deadline but that deadline does not exist for you. Take your time to go through these stories.
Also, I never talk about Silver Star so want to tell this joke while I am at it. *Clears throat*
Silver"PTSD. Yes, I had a traumatic experince once. Once i came out of a vagina. It wa terrifying. I still have nightmares."Silver
>>241958
>not even if you had the most powerful rocket boots in the whole universe
Hehe, I see what you did there.
>not even if you had the most powerful rocket boots in the whole universe
Hehe, I see what you did there.
>>241958
Sorry, but you're hypothesis is incorrect. Simply having all the dicks silver "i don't care about infection, i have an erectiom" star ever had bum fun with would immediatly form together due to the gravitational pull and under the immense pressure contract below its schwartzchild radius and form a black hole
Sorry, but you're hypothesis is incorrect. Simply having all the dicks silver "i don't care about infection, i have an erectiom" star ever had bum fun with would immediatly form together due to the gravitational pull and under the immense pressure contract below its schwartzchild radius and form a black hole
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