/mlpol/ - I want to cum inside rainbow dash

>>24859
>>25017
Be Anon
In a offhand comment while winning at a drinking game with AJ and RD and RD asked you something, you don't remember what it was she said but you do remember your response,
you may have said something like,

>Do I want to have a special somepony?? Nah!
but I can tell you who I want to bone.

*Oh really?? she says. And *hic* who would that be?

Looking her straight in the eyes you wanted to say something clever but you were to drunk to think at the time, instead what came out of your mouth was,

>I want to Bowdash Rain inside cum!

*…What?

>… What? oh, I mean I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

*Oh…*takes a sip**spits* wait what?!

she began to giggle at that thinking it was a joke but honestly you know you were talking to RD but you were to were to drunk to make the connection that you were talking to her about her as if she were somepony else.
You don't remember much after that.
She gives you a peck on the cheek, you give one back, gives you one on the lips, you grope her, she makes out with you and then pick her up and pin her on her back on the bar, you perty shur you two got kicked out for that but whatever.

Now you've caught up to the present (6am in the Morning) finding Rainbow and yourself in some bed room that's starting to look familiar as you're becoming sober, no wait, it's a hangover.

>Is Fluttershy okay with us doing this?

*Dude, She's with Treehugger on some trip or something, what she doesn't know won't kill her, we'll just clean the sheets after words.

>k, wait, what are we doing again?

*Uhh, sax, duh.

>Oh right, ( you have no fucking idea. )

She gets up onto the bed and turns away from you.

*I guess we're doing this… Hay dude, don't tell anyone but this will be my first time, so be genteal.

>Of Course, who would want to hurt anypony as cute and pretty as you.

*Oh shut up, you think I'm pretty? she says blushing.
*Jeez, dude you're gonna make this cyan pony turn red.
*Anyways, I'm ready when you are she says as she lowers her head and raises her tail to reveal her horse pussy, as you walk forward with dick in hand jerking it , it's at that point you stop and realize you're brain is trying to you something, and then it hits you.
She doesn't have a horse pussy but instead a full set of cock and balls…

*Uhh… Dude? Oh, don't worry, I'm fine with just being a bottom.
*You still want to cum inside Rainbow Dash right? she said as *he* said as he wiggled her *his* plot (oh boy).
*Pic related*

Oh boy, well Anon, do you stay or do you go?

>>29967
>the dick in that pic was almost the same color as her/his body
The dick is clearly a darker shade of blue than the rest of the body. Besides that trick wouldn't work in 3 dimensions; lighting and all that.

>At the palace of booze you only ever see her walking on the floor at the other side of the room or sitting on a stool facing the bar
hardly relevant, did you see the size of that thing? it would be dragging on the floor ten feet behind her/him. Unless it retracts inside the body no way I'm missing it.

>All play and no work makes Anon a dull boy
That is probably true but still, I once again call attention to the sheer size of that fucking thing. Derpy could be flying blind through a thunderstorm and she could probably spot that cock from a hundred miles off. If you put a light on top of it you could use it as a beacon for lost ships. If that cock had been an iceberg the Titanic could have been saved, because nobody could miss that thing.

>Magic
Even magic has its limits. The spell you would need to successfully hide that thing is like lost ancient pony magic, buried away deep within the Canterlot library catacombs. Nopony on earth is skilled enough in magic to cast such a spell.

I do believe that's a check and mate, sir.

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