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Wedding
Anonymous
MQSvx
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No.197455
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>Do you, Anon, take Pinkamina Diane Pie, For ligitimate wife, until death do you part?
Anonymous
gOzoc
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No.197457
No fuck that.
Anonymous
f0ati
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No.197465
NOT MY WAIFU
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Anonymous
UtM8r
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No.197466
>>197455
As long as she makes me tendies.
Anonymous
Vdgqk
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No.197467
197482
>>197455
I like Pinkie most, even though Twilight is best pony.
So sure!
Anonymous
8Qe6U
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No.197474
>>197455
"...How did I get here?"
opsCw
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No.197479
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>>197455
Won't date any of the mane6 honestly.
Probs would get a background pony or something
Anonymous
lqY6C
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No.197481
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Anonymous
xvlid
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No.197482
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>>197467
Pretty much my thoughts. Pinkie is my absolute favorite pone. The tier list goes like this for me: Pinkie>Sunset>Twilight>Fluttershy>Zecora>Applejack
Anonymous
UtM8r
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No.197483
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>>197481
>tfw no qt red head gf
Anonymous
wc98P
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No.197484
>>197455
Yeah, but we pack up the wedding and take it to Equestria. I'm not fuckin' a barbie.
Anonymous
7zkB7
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No.197488
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>>197455
>tfw when you'll never hold her hoof.
Honestly why even live?
Anonymous
VRjpE
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No.197492
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>>197482
>Zecora
Race mixers deserve punishment and exile.
Anonymous
UtM8r
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No.197505
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>>197492
>>197482
>Sweden
>liking minorities

Anonymous
XKy1S
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No.197512
>>197455
yeah sure why not
add her to the harem I guess
Anonymous
xvlid
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No.197537
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>>197505
>>197492
But it is already species mixing so how can it be worse if I take a Zebra as my non-human waifu.
Unlike, the ponies she got stripes meaning her fur has two colors more than the ponies. You might say, "Oh, hurr durr all zebras got the same two colors while the ponies can have any color." But this just proves my point that you are a bunch of incel hillbillies who hate everything you don't understand. And that's a lot, lol.
Zebras>ponies because they always have the colors black and white, which is the absence of color and all colors combined respectively. Do you not even science???
Oh, well I knew you guys were dumb but I thought you would at least recognize the moral superiority off Zecora. I mean didn't you watch the show? Fact: In Bridle Gossip, Zecora doesn't hurt anyone but the ponies not only wreck her home but has the nerve to accuse her of crimes she didn't commit based solely on her appearance.
I hope you can someday stop being so afraid of the truth and just accept that you like stripes too. Until then, ciao.

So how did I do for my first shitpost/bait? What ratings would you give it? Is it too obvious and why? Is it dumb enough? In my opinion, shitposts should be funny to read.


Anonymous
6YZwc
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No.197540
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>>197537

Sven-bro, I'm disappointed.
Anonymous
Vdgqk
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No.197551
>>197537
It wasn't really a clever shitpost, you just repeated the shit we hear every day from libtards. Good bait pisses people off instead of just making them roll their eyes.
Yelling "SONIC SUX" at a Sonic fan won't piss him off.
Saying "Man, Tails is so cute. I hope she gets her own game some day" will.
Anonymous
MQSvx
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No.197562
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OP here
Wich of the mane 6 (or background characters) would you take as wife?
Explain your choice
Anonymous
elp9k
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No.197563
>>197562
Trixie.
Because she's great and powerful.
Anonymous
8Qe6U
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No.197565
>>197562
Applejack, because she's the closest to the model wife. And because I like apples.
Anonymous
VRjpE
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No.197566
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>>197537
Who can be behind this post?
Anonymous
2cVLV
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No.197570
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>>197562
That depends a lot on if we're talking poners or humans ayy lmaos.
If it's poners, my vote's on Glimmy. Rocky insertion into the show aside, she's shown herself to be an upstanding, loyal gal with a real desire for bettering herself and others. Couldn't ask for better wife and mother material. Helps that she's hot, too
If we're talking ayys, then Shimmy, no contest. She's also upstanding, loyal, and with that drive to improve herself and others, only she's got the advantage of a better personality, demonstrable real-world skills, and you can actually have a family with her without any magic or mental gymnastics required. Objectively the best choice.
Anonymous
6YZwc
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No.197572
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>>197455

Applejack, without a doubt.
Anonymous
/CljL
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No.197596
>>197455
My life could use more laughter, ok.
Anonymous
M/9AF
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>>197540
Det är bara för att du är en nazistfasistrasist som inte kan åka el-skateboard i södermaln för du inte vågar ta av dig dina svarta stövlar och du avskyr all mäniskors lika värde. Kom igen, upp med labbarna! Jag var inte panzar general i lumpen för inget.
Anonymous
UtM8r
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No.199748
>>197537
it was pretty good,you used too many Question marks though 7/10
Anonymous
VRjpE
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No.199750
>>199747
>Det är bara för att du är en nazistfasistrasist
WOW!
A (((commie))) dares to threat a poner,
Anonymous
VRjpE
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No.199751
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>>199747
Better use the gloves shown by the pic with the (((oligarchs))) you say to hate.
But wait! You are attacking the workers with support of the (((banksters))) while you claim equality and communism as the way.
Hard to imagining a bigger liar and hypocritical creature than you.
Anonymous
opsCw
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No.199752
>>199747
Take the nigger cock out of your mouth before talking.
Anonymous
UtM8r
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No.199760
Spoilered
>>199747

Anonymous
KQyWU
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No.199776
199784
>>197483
Rangas are the spawn of satan, anon
Anonymous
UtM8r
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No.199784
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>>199776
But they make my pants feel funny
Anonymous
KQyWU
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No.199786
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>>199784
That's the demon magic anon, female gingers are literally Succubi
Anonymous
UtM8r
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No.199801
>>199786
Proofs?
Anonymous
tcdTE
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No.199802
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>>199747

Haha!
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