/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

Her cutie mark was that of a treasure chest brimming with gold.

She could finally rest a moment, having escaped the clutches of the lake pirates.

>>187916
Though her mark implied she would have bits beyond her wildest dreams she was a very poor filly

She had been kidnapped by this nefarious band while scrounging around the shore for one thing she hoped to find.

A book said to contain all the secrets of magic.

With it, she would ethnically cleanse Equestria of all the non-ponies.

Well, somepony else would since she was an earth pony herself.

>>187928
They would only need a shove into the right direction.

She had escaped the pirates at night and by the aid of the moonlight she had swimmed a shore on the rocky island shore she was now sitting on in her soaked, tatty and unkempt rags.

>>187932
>swimmed
I know that isn't right. Is it swam or swum here? I can't hear which one is right. It should be swum, right?

>>187936
Such were the concerns that plagued our miserable filly's mind

>>187936
Swam is correct.
Swum would be correct if there was another verb like tried or have before it.

Her pitiful state was only another reminder of the betrayals she suffered while adventuring; it was not the first and certainly wouldn’t be the last.

This thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgcq_ZtqbO0

She jumpscared herself out of her thoughts when her stomach rumbled.
>>187938
Thanks.

>>187941
She had been fed a bare minimum while on the lake pirate sloop, and the escape took up a lot of energy.

At last, the sumptuous amounts of cocaine bags she stole from the basketball wakandians ought to supply her with ample amounts of euphoric Dopamine for some peaceful sunsets to come.

She was not degenerate enough to actually use it though, and would get her dopamine by selling the cocaine later to crazy leftists.

however it was at this moment she realized her crucial mistake, it wasn't cocaine but instead powdered sugar.

She yelled out loud, "darn it!"

"Quiet, I am trying to sleep!"

>>187951
The filly was startled again, "w-who said that?"

>>187953
just then,Adolf Hitler Sat up.

"Phew," she swiped off the sweat off her forehead, "It was just you Hitler."

>>187941
I am retarded, swum is the correct term. The rule is correct (to my knowledge) though. Sorry

>>187958
Before the Fuhrer could say anything, the filly’s stomach roared once more and made her ravenous state obvious.

In reverence of the figure before her, she raised a foreleg up in salute.

>>187963
Hitler gestured with his hand for the filly to lower her hoof, "no need for that young one."

>>187966
>>187965
"Here, liebchen." He reached into the pocket of his coat and pulled out a Clif™ bar. "You look hungry."

So she ate his cum instead and that was; the end.

>>187973
But it was also the begining, right?

>>187973
Honestly what do we do now? What are the rules? Must be start a new story or not? Is everything an anon write canon in the story?

Meanwhile, in middle class suburbia, a little girl begs her mother to take her to see the movie.

>>187978
"No, there isn't enough adultery in that film for you Susan," her mother said.

p.s. I'm kind of sad that the story went off track. The pirate adventure story seemed promising.

>>187980
>p.s. I'm kind of sad that the story went off track. The pirate adventure story seemed promising.
It was probably Zald being a nigger, which he is. I almost want to continue anyway, but I am too lazy.

>>187968
>>187973
>>187981
Maybe there is a solution.

Bringing down his binoculars, Zald, the Captain of the faggity lake pirates had seen the filly and her companion and now he told his nigger crew: "Hoist the colors."

In Hitlers lap she wakes up from her starvation induce blackout vaguely remembering this dream about her eating Hitlers cum but little do they know of the faggot waiting in hiding.

>>187989
Hehe, yeah. It was the end of the dream. That is.

As the H.I.V. Positive approached it's destination upon the shore, Cap'n Zald prepared for the encounter by pulling free his Bad Dragon® Ridley 'blade', licking along it's underside in a frame-perfect Vamp impression.

>>187995
The Filly pulled out a ak-47 that has been modifed for a horse to fire and starts shooting at the H.I.V Positive.

>>187989
>it was just a dream
BAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When are you guys gonna admit Undertale is redpilled?

>>188004
Cap'n Zald cries in horror at being threatened irl and orders the crew to fire their tiny A.I.D.S. cannon.
>>188005
Zald confirmed. Could smell your black ass through my computer screen.

>>188007
>zald
Who?

>>188007
Zaldos low energy soy boy voice fell on deaf ears as his gay nigger crew, if it could be called a crew, was too busy stealing aids from each other.

Then Hitler Pulled out his grenade Launcher Filled With GAS Shells and fired upon the ship with precise accuracy.

"die nigger like nigglet niggaroos" he yelled with verbose alacrity.

Captain Zald squealed in delight like a little girl, as the entire exercise had been a trick to get Hitler senpai to notice him.

Meanwhile, Bob the janitor was defrosting his freezer

in the freezer lay non other than George Lincoln Rockwell in Cryostasis

Walt Disney exclaimed to Bob, "Get this man up n' at em'!"

"Eat a dick, Walt, you're not my supervisor!" said Bob.

Angered by Bob’s words, Walt bought his way into becoming his supervisor.

After arriving at his new position, Mr. Disney wasted no time in firing the janitor and submitting a request to HR for a new hire to fill the vacancy.

>>188013
Lurk moar newfag

One afternoon, a few weeks later, the filly walked in the front door. "I hear you have an opening at the cryogenics lab" she said.

then the filly died because (anon)fillies are for faggots and was promtply aushchwitz'd into jew dust by none-other than the fabulous man Zaldo

>>188256
The wretched faggot woke from his dream.

>>188267
He felt a sense of longing for something he never had, something his grandparents had been promised.

>>188272
It was a flying car.

>>188284
and 36 inch dildos

>>188291
then zald exploded for no reason.

>>188371
And life was good

>>188372
and the anons were able to get back to the storyline >>188255

>>188374
"Ja, Ja," the doctor said in a terrible German accent while fixing his false mustache back into place, "Zere are always openings ere at ze Dalz Foundation!"

>>188367
Nice pic fren

>>188377
The strange doctor then thrusted a set of tools upon the filly, including a full-sized bone saw, a set of scalpels, and a weird firearm that seems to be designed with hypodermic needles in mind for ammunition.

>>188443
>mfw barbie neighgers don't know what a simple sentence is
posted zald, leader of /mlpol/

>>188443
And thus filly said "I don't have hands faggot"

"But I do have the desire to dance!"

>>188367
Beautiful. Great that you took it upon yourself to paint this image. This epic deserves it.

>>187914
What do you think OP? Should we make this into a complete LARP? I think that we should at least increase the number of sentences one can post in one go.
I think that a story like this needs a serious tone but still be easy enough get into and not feel obligated.
Maybe we need a limit one the sentences for a post but not too small.
My points are that posts like these >>187944, >>187973 and >>188291 don't add to the story. At first glance, they look like fun joke posts that you would see in an unserious autistic fic. It reminds me of story /mlp/ wrote, "Daring Do and the Jungle of Terror." The thing is can anyone of you say that you stayed interested throughout that story? No, both because it had already blown its load with all kinds of madness and there was nothing that someone could add that would make an impact at that point but also because all the supposedly funny content in the text stopped being funny since you had heard the joke several times already.
Daring Do get raped by raped snakes referencing Indiana Jones fear of snakes, a pack of wild niggers run past ("racist" joke), a shitty recolored sonic OC appears (autism joke) and abruptly the story becomes wordy and is written with big words too add some kind of flavor of sophistication to contrast the rest of the story. These are the things I found funny and they were in the first part of the story then it went downhill because it divulges into extreme sex jokes and provocative humor.
That is my take on it.

I would like this story to not turn into that. It can be wacky but it simply isn't as funny as it seems to be at first.
This means the story will have more longevity if we actually consider taking it a bit more seriously.
For example our story here. We now have a duo, two characters, we have a motivation for the main character, find that book, and we have our antagonists, the lake pirates. We also had a minor goal that was more immediate and that took less effort to accomplish: Getting our mc something to eat. This is a scene where we could flesh out their relationship and so on.
I think that the best way to get us inspired in a story format like this is to build a little at least about the world. Since we will be improvising it would make more sense to do this instead of drawing out a plot to follow and we barely need it since we have a clear goal. After all, this story is your typical adventure story.
I will add trivia about our world,You can also do this but let's not make it bloated. It is more fun to build upon it while we are writing in the story. not things that might be more interesting to explore in the story itself; like the relationship between Hitler and the pony. I will try to leave gaps that are interesting to fill for others when we actually post to the story.

Characters:
Hitler
Might not need an introduction.

Crown Jewels (The earth pony mc)
Description:
>>188367 Guy made a great pic. She looks exactly like that.
Background story:
Grow up in Kexas and a city near the border to the great Svanna. She developed a large hatred for the filthy Ziggers that cross the border and the havoc they cause. She and her family were poor and minorities in their district. She also loathes ponies who don't think that Zebras are the worst and especially cucks who like them.
She respects griffins because she thinks that they are capable individuals that contribute to society and that they just keep to themselves and don't cause trouble for others. She simply isn't redpilled on them.
She first got her cutie mark when she found her first treasure. it hadn't been a big one but it had been enough to help her large family with their economics.
After that, she had always wanted to be rich because it seems to make everything easier.
So when she found out about Captain Penumbra's hidden pirate treasure that was said to contain decades of robbed loot and Sombra's book about purging Zebras.just change this book to another book or remove it if you want to. maybe we should just have that she wants the treasury. I leave this to you. She immediately left for the badlands. Now she is in Captain Penumbra's Cove, which is the area where the treasure is supposed to be hidden. The first part of the cove she visits was the port: Rio the Neighro.
How, when, where and why she meets Hitler is up to you.
You are allowed to interpret this character how you want so these next sections are optional.
Motivation(What she thinks motivates her):
Free her family from poverty.
Real motivation(Get rich like those fancy ponies)
She dislikes:
Ziggars.
Probably something more.
She likes:
Geography.
Money.
Her family.
Ponies who dislikes Ziggers.
Griffins.
History.
Traits:
You can again make your own interpretation of her backstory but I think that she is hotheaded and adventurous. That is what I see anyway.
Her clues:
What led her here to this place?

Next up is their antagonist: Pirate Captain Zald.
Description:
I leave this to you. How should he look like?;DDDD
He has a ship and is the other human in this story other than Hitler. This way it won't get bloated. And no, adding niggers in the story and then go, "I didn't add any humans characters. What are you talking about?" Doesn't work.
Traits:
What are his traits?
Dislikes:
Good things.
The crew on his ships is an odd mixture of diverse creatures.

>>188895
Other trivia about this world:
The largest of the two water predators in these waters, that might be a lake or might be a sea. you choose, are giant electrical vampire squids. Instead of becks, they have fangs that they use to suck out their victims' blood. They like electric eels and can stun nearby prey but their charge is a WAY stronger. The squids also have a Faraday's cage to protect themselves from their own charges. The squids are blue on one side and white on the other to camouflage themselves when they swim in one direction. The squid eats every other creature in the sea including the next.
They also have giant water spiders. Just like the water spiders in Sweden that, so far as I know, only exist here but bigger. They only fear the squids.

>>188895
Going to make a new thread it will be an expansion and be a 1 Paragraph adventure instead. It will be a continuation of this thread just new larger format

>>188895
>>188896
The 1 Paragraph adventure is LIVE >>188901 →

>>188900
>>188902
Well, thanks again being so open for suggestion. I am the same anon posted this 187911. This dance that we dance.