/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>147081
oh hi awoo, how has it you been?

>>147086
shhhh.

>>147089
I'm ok.

>>147097
ive been good

>Hawaii volcano spurs new evacuations on Big Island after new lava fissures reported
I really hope the island beaners don't come to Texas. We have enough problems with Californians and New Yorkers as it is.

AWOO

>>147096
have some awoo thighs

> House Panel Lays Foundation for Future Space Force
https://unv.is/space.com/40564-house-panel-space-force-future.html

> Nuclear Bomb Test Moved North Korea Mountain, Satellite Images Show
https://unv.is/space.com/40560-north-korea-nuclear-test-moved-mountain.html

> House Bill Keeps NASA's Europa Clipper on Track Despite Rocket Uncertainties
https://unv.is/space.com/40562-nasa-europa-clipper-on-track.html

> Israeli forces kill dozens in Gaza as U.S. Embassy opens in Jerusalem
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-israel-usa-protests-palestinians/israeli-military-drops-warning-leaflets-into-gaza-as-border-protests-build-idUSKCN1IF0M8

> Melania Trump treated for benign kidney condition, in hospital
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-melania/melania-trump-treated-for-benign-kidney-condition-in-hospital-idUSKCN1IF2PQ

> U.S. criticizes China for shielding Myanmar from U.N. action
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-myanmar-rohingya-un/u-s-criticizes-china-for-shielding-myanmar-from-u-n-action-idUSKCN1IG00E?il=0

> Catalans elect new separatist leader Quim Torra
http://archive.is/a2jzX

> Nunes, Gowdy accuse DOJ of launching anonymous attacks on congressional investigator
http://archive.li/sZ14n

POTUS Tweets

>' ZTE, the large Chinese phone company, buys a big percentage of individual parts from U.S. companies. This is also reflective of the larger trade deal we are negotiating with China and my personal relationship with President Xi.'
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996119678551552000?p=v

>' The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are!'
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996129630913482755?p=v

>>147143 Californias and New Yorkers need to go back desu,they don't assimilate.

>>147221
Thanks ANN

Awoo is back! Yay!

Trump:
>drains the swamp
>by filling it with his friends
>moves embassy to Jerusalem
>high rating in China and Israel
>people unironically think NK & SK will re-unify
>protip: they won't, they have nuke level tech now, they can do whatever they want to get what they need
>Oboonga's legacy still keeps American spirit low and people divide
>actually he hasn't fulfilled any cultural promises he made on his campaign
>'Broken Propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress'
>not even a compromise, broken
>muh swamp, but it's okay if Donny likes the Greater-Israel shills in his cabinet AWOOO
>'Institute a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition'
>can't even fight permanent government. Sad!
>' Broken A complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections.'
>rubs hands
>'I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator.'
>Need I even tell you what he didn't do?
>obamacare
>OH ALSO FORGET ABOUT THE DNC LMAO
>'Cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama'
>would include sanctuary cities LOL
>'Cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama'

At least he ruined the Iran deal, I can practically imagine that smug obango-bongos face drooping at the thought of his legacy being smeared.
As if it wasn't smeared by his legacy of inflated debt.

>>147253
Awoo is best news network.

>>147295
https://www.infowars.com/trumps-accomplishments-the-first-50-days/
Stop being a Naysayer, he's done more than Obama and he's a step in the right direction. I wish he was stronger, but he'll do for 8 years, after which we can elect someone stronger.

>>147295
And remember, he's playing the Jews.
https://i.redditmedia.com/SMpHyKbuOMhL34h4N8k0EleJwW7ZWgVRvfLcBBn2g9c.jpg?w=750&s=dba6420481e39b7381abf76d23a0abc7

> China Preparing to Launch Chang'e-4 Relay Satellite May 21
https://unv.is/space.com/40583-china-launching-moon-mission-relay-satellite-may-21.html

> North Korea casts doubt on Trump summit, suspends talks with South
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-southkorea-talks/north-korea-suspends-talks-with-south-scheduled-for-wednesday-idUSKCN1IG2ZI

> North Korea will join 'efforts for a total ban on nuclear tests'
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-nuclear-tests/north-korea-will-join-efforts-for-a-total-ban-on-nuclear-tests-idUSKCN1IG28E

> Israeli forces kill two Palestinians near border as Gaza buries dead
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-israeli-palestinians/israeli-forces-kill-two-palestinians-near-border-as-gaza-buries-dead-idUSKCN1IG1A7?il=0

> Trump scraps cyber czar post to streamline management after first appointee leaves: White House
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-usa-cyber-whitehouse/trump-scraps-cyber-czar-post-after-first-appointee-leaves-white-house-idUSKCN1IG3GG?il=0

> 'I gave the US trucks and ammunition to Al Qaeda': The chaotic US effort to arm Syrian rebels
http://archive.is/RisDE

> US judge scraps Oakland, California, ban on coal shipments
http://archive.is/AIAM5

POTUS Tweets

>' Our great First Lady is doing really well. Will be leaving hospital in 2 or 3 days. Thank you for so much love and support!'
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996366330436648960?p=v

Go post your bait on 4chan.

>>147407
OH SHIT! Almost had to engage with those points and counter them, maybe even outline your own positions positives as a net-positive counter.
Phew! Awoooo.

>>147475
stop shitting up the ANN thread

>>147237
Californians and New Yorkers need to be ovened.

>>147475
You never wanted to debate, you just want to agitate. Your tone shows that. This is a news thread anyway, not /ptg/. We just share a mutual love for the awoo meme not Trump. Go to 4chan to troll.

> Hawaii volcano erupts in 6-mile-high plume, 'ash fallout' alert
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-hawaii-volcano-blast/hawaii-volcano-erupts-in-6-mile-high-plume-ash-fallout-alert-idUSKCN1II2E3

> U.S. Senate confirms Haspel as new CIA Director
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-haspel/u-s-senate-confirms-haspel-to-be-first-woman-cia-director-idUSKCN1II2SV

> DR Congo Ebola outbreak spreads to Mbandaka pfS7T
http://archive.is/pfS7T

> Colorado city unanimously votes to ban assault-style rifles
http://archive.is/h5JQF

> DOJ inspector general completes long-awaited review of Hillary Clinton probe
http://archive.li/SATeW

> Poland stops 'Russian hybrid war groups'
http://archive.is/Gv9YB

> North Korea summit: Trump says no 'Libya model' will be used with N. Korea
http://archive.is/FBYLx

> House Passes Major Overhaul of Veterans Choice Program
http://archive.is/g9Nav

POTUS Tweets

>' The Washington Post and CNN have typically written false stories about our trade negotiations with China. Nothing has happened with ZTE except as it pertains to the larger trade deal. Our country has been losing hundreds of billions of dollars a year with China…' 1/3
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996739372723638272?p=v

>' …We have not seen China’s demands yet, which should be few in that previous U.S. Administrations have done so poorly in negotiating. China has seen our demands. There has been no folding as the media would love people to believe, the meetings…' 2/3
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996739374619426816?p=v

>' …haven’t even started yet! The U.S. has very little to give, because it has given so much over the years. China has much to give!' 3/3
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/996739376028835840?p=v

>' Wow, word seems to be coming out that the Obama FBI “SPIED ON THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN WITH AN EMBEDDED INFORMANT.” Andrew McCarthy says, “There’s probably no doubt that they had at least one confidential informant in the campaign.” If so, this is bigger than Watergate!'
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/997095653875617792?p=v

>' Tomorrow, the House will vote on a strong Farm Bill, which includes work requirements. We must support our Nation’s great farmers!'
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/997238932311068674?p=v

> Student shoots and kills 10 at Texas school: authorities
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-texas-shooting/police-respond-to-reports-of-shots-fired-at-texas-high-school-reports-idUSKCN1IJ1PA

> Passenger plane crashes in Cuba, killing more than 100 people
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-cuba-crash/passenger-plane-crashes-in-cuba-killing-more-than-100-people-idUSKCN1IJ2DG

> U.S. accuses Maduro, Venezuelan party official of drug trade profiteering
https://unv.is/reuters.com/article/us-usa-venezuela-sanctions/u-s-accuses-maduro-venezuelan-party-official-of-drug-trade-profiteering-idUSKCN1IJ2JZ?il=0

> Police shoot gunman at Trump-owned resort in Florida
http://archive.is/2DdxQ

> Farm bill fails in House, amid conservative uprising over immigration
http://archive.li/pzLM6

> US ambassador to South Korea announced by White House
http://archive.is/Gy42y

> Trump takes on Planned Parenthood with ban on abortion counseling at federally funded clinics
http://archive.is/z0nT2

POTUS Tweets

>' Just met with UN Secretary-General António Guterres who is working hard to “Make the United Nations Great Again.” When the UN does more to solve conflicts around the world, it means the U.S. has less to do and we save money.@NikkiHaley is doing a fantastic job!'
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/997577906007298048?p=v