/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

Writefags /r/ing >>142416 →

Anyone have a template for an anon filly plush?

>>142614
quite sure she's banking on that

I'd love to see more of EqG Anonfilly, please.

>>142672
Disgusting. Anonfilly is only filly if she is a filly.

>>142610
>>142613
Twilight only arranges communists' suicides.
>>142610
Is Twilight going to:
a.) burn the filly with an iron-hot poker
b.) rape the filly
c.) unbirth the filly
d.) cuddle the filly

>>142677
Cuddle the filly is never the wrong answer.

>>142677
Or she'll do all of those things, and not necessarily in that order.

>>142686

The order will be D B A C

>>142677
This can't be right, the answer has to be all of the above.

>>142677
All of the above right?

>>142677
I'll take d.
Maybe c.

>>142721
Gee Anon! I can see why they call you the Mastur baiter!

>>142729
>Taking C over B
Anon, are you ok?

>>142739
Are any of us?

I'd pick c too.

>>142739
She needs a magic aura around the horn and the gun or else I'm going to spend the rest of my life trying to figure out how she's holding it.

>>142743
Maybe the gun is just sort of there.

>>142677
>>142686
>>142703
>>142710
>>142720
>>142729
>>142740
An unbirth fetish has to be the ultimate manifestation of mommy issues.

>>142740
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to delet this.

>>142777
Trips confirm

>>142777
>Fake 'mommy issues' news
>Trips of seven confirming
>Fake news isnt as fake anymore
This is totally not good

>>142779
I know all of our abuse-loving writefags had some shit that went down.
Lone has a ded mom.
assfaggot has confirmed mommy issues.
Allnighter has confirmed mommy issues.

>>142780
Reuben seems well-adjusted though. Not into uteruses, at least.

>>142781
Well-adjusted, but his stories do lack a lot of my preferred elements.

I want to be the sluttiest filly ever

>>142784
whoops, didnt mean to reply with that, but it is kinda slutty

>>142780
I mean, I have self-esteem issues and problems properly expressing my emotions Proablly stemming from my some childhood 'friends' who couldn't keep it in their pants, as well probably a few others that I can't think of right now. I'm not sure about the mommy issues, though I can see why that'd be a fair assumption.


Okay, no more damage control for me.

>>142787
MOMMY

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Hug me…

>>142789
That blush kills me

>>142790
But anon you forget something, you can't hug someone through a screen.

Also


B E A T M E D A D D Y
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D
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>>142793
rest in peace anon
and may the mommy issues be with you

>>142794
Hey, only so long before we're all fillies.

>>142672
That doesn't make any sense. Anonfilly's hoo-man form is Anon.
Take the hooves out of the equation, and it's just generic gender-bender crap.

>>142677

D and B at the same time sounds nice.

Ignore previous post, please. Sorry for the delay, tonight's update is probably better for it though.
>>142404 →
>Something about that sets you off.
>You're going to ace this fucking test, and nopony is going to stop you.
>…nobody.
>It takes a few minutes, but you remember how to do the problems.
>Looking back you may have overestimated the test, as the most complex problem on the first page or two is dealing with polynomial multiplication.
>Turning the page, you're faced with your worst enemy: graphing.
>Fuuuuuuck you never learned how to do this without a calculator.
>…
>Those are linear functions, aren't they?
>Scribbling down the last of your answers on the graph paper graciously provided, you sloppily print 'Green Clover' at the top of the sheet and walk up to the front of the classroom.
>"Oh, you're already finished Clover?"
"Mmhmph."
>Damn paper making it difficult to talk.
>You carefully take the sheet out of your mouth with a hoof, reaching up as far as you can to the podium.
>She takes it from you.
>Sporting a smug grin, she looks at you.
>"I'll have your results in by tomorrow, Ms. Smartypants."
>Holy shit that sounded forced.
>You just nod and head back to your seat.
>Shouldn't be much time left now.
>You allow yourself to nod off a bit…
>"Clover?"
"Sweetie?"
>"Clover?"
"Mmph. Yeah, I hear ya."
>"Clover!"
>You jolt awake to see Twilight standing over you.
>You're still a bit dazed.
"Huh?"
>"I said it's time to go home now."
"Oh, of course."
>You hesitate for a moment.
>"Well?"
"Actually…"
>Input action.

Recap time!

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G

>You are Anon, a 27 year old virgin who one day woke up in the body of a cute green filly named Ajna.
>But fuck Ajna; you're the filly now and you'll clop any time you damn well please!
>Anyways, it's 10 years prior to the events of the show, so all of your favorite ponies are fillies too.
>Some of them are even in the same boat as you, as humans stuck in the bodies of fillies.
>Right now, you're living in Ponyville with Twilight and her family after changelings tried to replace Velvet.
>You just had a fun day hanging out with Blossomforth and friends playing with a Frisbee, and now you've come home to find that Cadance has a peetzer in the oven.

>>142817
Try and prod her to see if she was being sincere about her apologies and try to get ice cream over it

How many of you fags would rather be a babby, and how the fuck did your moms fail so spectacularly?

>>142825
I wouldn't and she's autistic

>>142822
>Cadance has a peetzer in the oven
Here I thought Shiny new better than to not use protection.

>>142825
I'd rather be a filly. Enough autonomy and I'd be cute as hell.

>>142827

He doesn't, but I was referring to an actual pizza.

>>142825
I like babby, but I would rather be a filly. That way I'm able to do things on my own but still do babby stuff when I want to.

>>142825
only fillies are lewdable, just wear diapers then if you wanted to

>>142817
You think you did well on the test, so could you go have some ice cream, please?
[ 1d100 = 22 ]

Back and alive, I should be able to have an update out either tomorrow or wednesday. I hope it'll be worth the wait for you all.

>>142841
She's dead at the end of the month anyway.

>>142841
does the D stand for d'awww?

>>142848
D for Disposable

>>142849
I understand the SCP reference, I was making a joke.

>>142850
D for Dickless
D for Dumb
D for Dubs
D for Depraved
D for Diminutive
D for Dong
D for Doodle

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>142825
I-I do. And I was neglected in favor of my other siblings, pretty much as soon as I hit 10-11. So I guess there's my problem. That's what happens when you have 6 kids, some are inevitably ignored.

You run into the kitchen as quickly as you can and throw your hooves around Cadance in the tightest hug you've ever given a pony.

<"Well you sure seem anxious to see me. What's up, Anon?"

"You made pizza!"

She laughs a little and noogies your head.

<"Is that all? Because it's gonna be out in like five minutes. Or did you secretly miss me?"

>>142869
n-no, you're just the designated pizza horse, my excitement is in the promise of delicious peetzer
[ 1d100 = 20 ]

>>142869
n-no u
[ 1d100 = 89 ]

fresh edit, looks a bit off to me maybe it's just the wet mane idk

>>142991
How do you deal with the anti aliasing? I have some ideas for edits, but my autism wouldn't let me post anything that looks shitty.

>>142991
Edit of what?
But goddamn that's cute.

>>142991
I want a filly anon simulator

>>143005
So you can murder her just like your tamagotchi you sick fuck?

>>142997
Some images are just tough to work with but with black outlines you can select an area, grow the selection to overlap the outlines and just colorize it. I never use paint bucket. Maybe google has some more refined techniques.

>>143002
https://derpibooru.org/1531096

>>143013
Thanks. Will see if this knowledge can be put to use.

>>143013
One thing to note is that the water needs ripples.

Mama Twilight will always love you

>>143153
The edit we need, but not the one we deserve.

>>143158
Fuck I used that wrong didn't I?

Good job, k?

>>143160
I am not sure, but I liked the analogy even if it felt like a blackpill

>>143160
ye no prob friend, never took it in a negative way

>>143180
>1 (You), one pet for content creating fillies
new headcanon accepted

>>143220
(You)s are nice, but dont let our fillies become too dependant on them
Else there will be too many heads and too little petting and i dont want to know what happens to fillies who cant get their head-pat fill

>>143230
be careful what you ask for

>>143226
They write a shitty CYOA in a cliffhanger-esque format that guarantees them at least one (You) per post so that they don't feel like ass when they don't get any for their bad green. Dammit, I did that thing that I do sometimes again. Just ignore this post please, I'm gonna stop fishing, and even posting this in the first place is a bit counter intuititive. I'll stop metaphorically bleeding all over the nice floors now.
Fucking hell I started this out as a joke.

>>143235
kek, dont worry lone, we still love you
its common for content creators to have more autism, i understand

>>143235
Never stop being (You)

>>143262
Lood.

>>143262
>When you re too focused on her flanks to notice the neck and the back of her head
Unless you meant to make it more like a horsey mane then i suppose that s right
Also is it just me or does the reversed ? feels weird whenever it shows up?
Maybe i just got used to ? no matter on which flank, iunno

>>143220
But I'm not a filly (yet), How do I redeem my pets?
>>143241
True that. But is there some sort of ranking system or scale we can arrange our contentfags on? I want to find the One Autist to rule them all.

>>142869

"No, you!"

<"What do you mean, 'no, you?' Are you implying I was the one who was missing you? Don't be preposterous, you're a little monster."

"You're the one who's preposterous, you tsundere heart-butt."

<"And just what is that supposed to mean?"

"Oh I don't know, it's your turn to cook and you just happen to make me one of my favorite foods? You can't get enough of me."

<"Oh please. I'm like the worst cook in Equestria. I make pizza because I suck at everything else."

"Well damn, Shiny's gonna be seriously disappointed when he marries you. The cute trophy wife that can't cook? That's got to be rough!"

<"Shiny has no tastebuds, and I can prove it. Name your least favorite dish, and I can get him to eat it."

>>143272
canned turkey
[ 1d100 = 45 ]

Hey Anons you know what time it is?
Yea, i dont either, but lets have some fun

The thing you re holding on your left hand right now is the object thats your last chance to try to convince an Anonfilly to live with you, instead of her just calling you a faggot and going back to purple
If your left hand isnt holding anything, then the thing straight to your left is what you re carrying or what s between you two if its too big

What is it and how screwed/lucky are ya?

>The thing you re holding on your left hand right now is the object thats your last chance to try to convince an Anonfilly to live with you
Unironically, it's my dick.

>>143272
Pizza, but with pineapple toppings, lots of them
[ 1d100 = 67 ]

Oh Filly, who art in Equestria, hallowed be thy Name,
Thy filly cum, thy rubbing done, in Twiggles bed as it is in thy own…
Give us our daily tendies;
And forgive our weaponized autism,
As we forgive them that are as autistic as us;
And lead us not into /PTFG/,
But deliver us from rulefaggotry.

>>143279
>holding whiskey and coke in left hand while browsing thread
I feeling pretty good about it, honestly.

>>143272
Liverwurst on saltines!
[ 1d100 = 98 ]

Guys, don't forget to reply to Lone15's greens! Those (you)'s are the only thing keeping him from ending it all!

>>143289
Also, if Cadance throws a fit, tell her that Hannibal Lecter inspired you to learn how to cook.

>>143279
>Left hand on my mouth
Guess I'm going to talk her into it.

>>143282
Wow! I love the color scheme you have there, the lightish green just makes it so much better. great art my dude.

>>143279
Bagged lunch with a burrito, pretzels, pickles, and a yogurt cup.
I hope filly has similar taste.

>>143311
uh, its not mine
no talent here

What would filly have for breakfast?

>>143339
Coffee with cream.

>>143339

Dinner.

>>143342
Dont think she d forget what happened last time that easily

>>143343
>>143343
Then what would filly have for dinner?

>>143355

eggplants

>>143356
dinner

>>143289
>>142817
Yep, Lone15 deserves praise for his great writing and regular updates. Have a filly pat, mah dude.
Hell, all our contentfags are the best.

>>143279
My phone. But filly should live with Twiggles. Memes aside,she would be an awesome mom, and Im just not able to take care of someone else.

>>143339
A lunch or dinner food like a quesadilla or soup.

>>143339
Bacon and a breakfast sandwich with sausage.
Unfortunately, it drives her insane that this type of food is illegal

>>143355
Tendies paired with a nice riesling.

>>142798
>Anonfilly's hoo-man form is Anon
Except it's not? It'd be Femanon. EqG Femanon.

>>143339
my dick, of course
and id have milk and that filly puss

>>143368
How can someone be so wrong and have such shit taste.

>>143375
She's too young.

>>143375
of course

>>143375
Filly is too young to lactate.
Purple, on the other hand…

>>143373
Isn't it a bit ironic that you are acting in almost the same way those outside this fandom who hates MLP acts like when they see a pony?

If you don't like EqG, then why not just ignore it if it only gets posted a few times every once in a blue moon here? I mean, so long as it's Anonfilly, right?

>>143376
>>143381
thats what you fagets think, but im sucking on those filly teats until i get that precious milk

>>143382
>I mean, so long as it's Anonfilly, right?
yeah, except its NOT anonfilly, faget
anon
F I L L Y

>>143382
>so long as it's anonfilly
Filly being the operative word here.

>>143381
god i wish that was me

>>143385
>>143387
>Not even humanized/EqG Anonfilly is allowed anymore without Anons getting triggered by the mere sight of it
…Now I really miss /mlp/ more than ever.

anonfillies are just humans who found a way to become the filly, and sail their own ship in search of equestria
>cue anon fitting in perfectly in horseland, meanwhile her super sekrit cloaked ship waits for her just beyond the everfree forest

>>143391
if you want no hooves, you're more than welcome to fuck off back there
filly or nothing

>>143392
>anonfilly space hq lying in orbit above horseland
>a single anonfilly is sent into the planet in order to find out how hospitable the land and its inhabitants there are
>has fake id set up and robot horse parent assistants
>school conversations are just as awkward as you'd expect
i can see the potential in this, practically invader zim but with fillies

>>143382
I don't mind it on occasion.

>>143391
The entire novelty of Anonfilly is that it's anon after being turned into a filly. Not femanon being turned into a filly, not anon being turned into a highschool girl in EQGverse, and most certainly not just plain rule 63 anon, but anon in Equestria as a filly. Changing that dynamic changes the entire premise of the thread.

>>143393
I want both hooves AND no-hooves because I like all things Anonfilly, unlike you it would appear.

>>143398
>Not femanon being turned into a filly
Nobody said that.
>not anon being turned into a highschool girl in EQGverse
That wasn't quite it either.
>What is the mirror to the EqG universe?
It's like you don't even watch the show.

>>143399
>No hooves is not filly, fuck outta here, Sweden.

Oh boy more drama, i love these

>>143391
Personally i like the idea that Anon becomes a frustrated little grill on EqGverse, but I only like more the Anon is the only one who stays as a pony when going to a human world for some unknown reason
More space for shenanigans with a random green pony whos actually a human male, but whos a little girl pony
Its like the ultimate reversal, i wish there was more of that

>>143398
>Not femanon being turned into a filly
Well yeah, femanons become colts

>>143388
Someday, Anon.
Just write some green or you'll never be the filly.

>>143399
Wait, let me change that.
>I like all things Anonfilly
Sadly, no. Never have been fond of Anons wanting to be WITH the filly instead of wanting to BE the filly.
The idea of being the filly is what started this general in the first place, no?

>>143407
wow, you are the supreme connoisseur of shit taste
>not wanting to be or be with filly
opinions completely disregarded
and anything eqg is no longer FILLY you faggot, how plainly does that have to be spelled to you?

>>143407
What if you are with the filly as the filly?

>>143403
Speaking of which, what happened to eatcarbs? Is his green kill?

>>143399
I'm sure if someone said they liked all things pony because it simply was pony, you'd be ready to jump on them for being a shill. Also, it's funny, I've seen every episode of the show and don't remember any mirror. ^:)

>>143410
have some ice cream

>>143417
thank you, anon
wanna share?

>>143417
Was it her favourite flavour?
You know what happens when its not her favourite flavour
Please tell me it was her favourite flavour…

>>143417
>>143422
this
IT BETTER BE COOKIES AND CREAM FAGGOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>143410
>not wanting to be or be with filly
>Pushing your own thoughts into someone else's
I never said I did not want to be the filly, you dummy.

>>143415
>Also, it's funny, I've seen every episode of the show and don't remember any mirror.
Do you remember this magical pearl that can change others into just about everything?

>>143420
That's gay and also hot.

Guys.
Filly pussy.

>>143427
>I never said I did not want to be the filly, you dummy.
yeah i know, but not wanting both is fucking heresy
>this magical pearl that can change others into just about everything?
if you're talking about the movie, that was just hippogriffs into sea ponies. there is literally no indicator or hint that it can do that shit to anything else, and, seeing how it's PEARL, guarded IN THE SEA, i really fucking doubt that there's anything else it does but that.

>>143437
Fuck yeah

Hippogriff filly when?

>>143441
>>143437
i agree with this

>>143441
>>143443
It is a wonderful thing.

>>143446
it sure is

>>143437
>>143441
>>143443
>>143446
>>143450
any greens about filly pussy?

>>143453
so far, there's just this https://pastebin.com/9uT6sFLF

>>143440
>not wanting both is fucking heresy
At least there is one here who likes Anonfilly, even if it is EqG or otherwise.

>>143388
Just don't bite, k?

>>143440
>not wanting both is fucking heresy
For an ultra-homo, yeah. Being a filly, be it pony or EqG, is straight, so long as you have a vagina.

>>143437
let's be honest guys

>transformed into a filly
>day 1: masturbated furiously for 8 hours straight

>>143437
unf

>>143502
More like
>day 1: Masturbated furiously for 2 hours
>still day 1: Went looking for a colt and got filled by him for the next 6 hours.

>>143506
I like the way you think

>>143502
Filly demands

>>143506
>colt
gay shit, kys
there's only one way to ACTUALLY spend 6 hours getting filled, enjoy your shitty 7 second pump and dump

>>143519
This man has taste.

>>143519
This man know's his colts

>>143535
Neuro is fucking amazing, so glad he's doing some filly atm

>Year of our lord 2000+18
>Search Anonfil.ly on Google.
>Not top result.
>Not indexing your website on major search engines to expose the public to the glory of filly.

Damn plebs.

>>143540
As long as you anons enjoy it I'll keep drawing more qt fillies

>>143554
What a cheeky little filly.

>>143554
silly filly, that's not where those go!

>>143554
Please do, I really like your art.

Also, kek.

>>143519
>buying into the 7 seconds meme
>not using your horse pussy to take a horsecock like it was meant to
I'd prefer to have my filly pussy filled completely by a horsecock as thick as its walls, thank you very much
I hope you have fun with trying to fit that much thinner peg into your differently-shaped hole in such a way you can actually fully feel it

Alright fillies and gentlemen, I have returned after a break that has been too long! I have brought with me some new content as well, and I hope it's more than worth the wait despite the fact that I feel a bit rusty after so long of a break which means that I probably need some input on what I sucked at for this, too. Anyway, enough about me; that's not what you're here for. Where we last left Anonymous in the last thread, Chrysalis and Emerald had just arrived in Ponyville under their respective disguises and everyone is now on the way back to Twilight's castle in preparation for tomorrow's events. Let's see what happens next!

>You and Emerald try to sustain a conversation during the walk back to the castle, but eventually it's swallowed up by the tense silence between Twilight and Chrysalis
>When you all get back, Twilight leads you up to the common room
>As soon as Chrysalis is sure that nopony else will see her reveal herself, she drops her disguise
>When the green column fades, you see her sitting on the floor and holding her head, almost like she's in pain
>Emerald moves to her side and places a hoof on her back while you look on with concern
>Twilight just reacts with mild interest, however
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
>Chrysalis takes a deep breath and gets back up, sighing before she responds
>"When I said I was completely drained of magic, I wasn't kidding. Even holding a disguise together takes a fair amount of effort now."
>Ouch, that's gotta suck!
>You see Twilight pull a clipboard and pencil out of magic from the corner of your eye, and that makes you mildly disappointed
>If she's not going to be a good host, then you will!
"Well, would either of you like something to drink while you're here?
>"Water, please."
>"Me too, thanks."
"Alright, I'll be back in a second."
>Two glasses of water, simple enough
>Shouldn't be too much trouble
>You're a smart guy, after all
>You should be able to find a way to get them both there without spilling either
>Worse comes to worst, you can just make two trips too
>You'd prefer not to, though
>Two trips sounds like one too many
>Or is it?
>Fuck it, your stubborn pride says that one trip is your goal
>You're just about to the kitchen now, and you run into somebody who can help you!
"Hey Spike, I need your help with something."
>Spike looks up from what he was doing at you
<"Sure, what do you need?"
"Well, I'm sure you've heard that there are guests over right now. Anyway, I offered to get them some water, and they accepted it. The problem is, I don't think I can carry two glasses at once without spilling them both and I only want to make one trip."
<"I guess I can help with that, but I see a small problem."
"What's the problem?"
<"Twilight told me to stay out of the way while they were over, and I'm not sure if this counts as getting in the way."
>Well, at least Twilight had a plan for keeping Spike from freaking out
>The operative word being 'had'
>Does it really matter if Spike knows about Chrysalis if she's going to be staying here for the night, anyway?
"How is helping out getting in the way? All you have to do is grab a glass of water for me and bring it to the common room! It's not that hard, surely you should be able to do it."
>Let's hope he takes the bait
<"I guess you aren't wrong… Okay, I'll help."
>Perfect!
>You two go to the kitchen and grab a pair of glasses
>After filling them both up with tap water, you two head out to the common room with your cargo
>It's a pretty quick walk, despite the fact that you're only using three hooves to walk, with your fourth one occupied with holding your glass
>Spike has no difficulty with his, though
>Either way, you two make it back to the common room fairly quickly
>Not thinking twice about what lies ahead, you enter
>Spike follows you, and this turns out to not be the greatest of ideas

>>143563

>Twilight and Chrysalis are in the middle of discussing strategies to convince Celestia and Emerald's decided to drop her disguise too
>Spike doesn't exactly handle this too well, but at least he doesn't drop the glass
>In fact, he kind of freezes up
>You'll deal with this after getting your payload to who needs it
>You hand off your glass to Emerald and grab Spike's to give to Chrysalis
>As soon as you give it to her, you feel a tap on your shoulder
>It's Spike, and he's gesturing for you to follow him out of the room
>At this moment, you also realize that everypony here also sees him
"Excuse us for a moment, sorry."
>Twilight gives you a bit of a disappointed glance as you follow Spike out of the room, but you don't think that anything too bad will come out of it
>You hope
>Spike leads you out into another room out of earshot of the others before turning to face you
<"Why are there changelings here?!"
"It's a long story that I can't entirely tell you without breaking some promises I made to Twilight, but I can assure you that there's a good reason they're here."
<"How do you know it's a good reason, though? Aren't changelings supposed to be good at manipulating ponies?"
"I know it's a good reason because it's part of an idea I had. Now come on, we shouldn't leave our guests waiting."
<"That just raises more questions!"
>Spike sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose before saying anything else
<"You know what? No. I'm not dealing with this. I'm going to go back to following Twilight's directions, and I'm not helping you with any more of this. I want no part of this, whatever this is that nopony will tell me!"
>He continues ranting like this as he walks back into the castle, leaving you alone in the room
>Well, that wasn't a reaction you expected
>Poor guy just couldn't take being out of the loop any more
>You should probably apologize to him when you get a good opportunity
>you may even be able to tell him the truth of what's going on if you can get Twilight's approval for it
>You've been gone for long enough too, you should probably go back and see what's going on
>You head back to the common room to find things in a similar state to how you left it
>Twilight and Chrysalis are still discussing what to do about Celestia with Emerald listening with only enough interest to make sure that she gets the general idea of what's happening
>You sit down next to Emerald and start observing as well
>You never know when something important will come up that you should know
>Speaking of, you probably missed something
>You turn towards Emerald to see if you're right on that assumption
"What did I miss?"
>"Not much, Mom and Twilight are still just talking about how to convince Princess Celestia. I don't have any ideas on what to do, so I haven't really been paying attention though. What was all that about with Spike?"
"As it turns out, he wasn't informed about what was happening and wasn't quite sure how to handle it. From how he reacted to it when he finally got to his reaction, I don't think we'll be seeing him very often for the rest of the time you both are here."
>"Oh, that's a shame; I was kinda hoping that we could play monopoly again."
>Okay, maybe Spike storming off was more of a blessing than you thought
"I'm sure we'll see him again at some point, don't worry. This castle isn't as big as it looks, you know."
>Emerald shrugs and looks back towards Twilight and Chrysalis before turning back to you
>"I'm pretty bored, wanna go do something else?"

>>143564

>On one hand, you agree that this is a boring conversation
>Hell, you haven't even been paying attention!
>On the other, this conversation is pretty important
>You may need to know as much as you can about this to help find a solution that might work
>Hmmm…
>Maybe- nah…
>But what if…
>Yeah, that might work!
>If you can't keep your attention on the conversation now, then you're never going to be able to reliably force yourself to listen
>HOWEVER
>Twilight seems to be taking notes with that clipboard she retrieved earlier, so maybe you can look over the notes afterwards?
>Okay, you can go off and do something else with Emerald now and look over Twilight's notes when she and Chrissy are done talking!
>That seems like a good solution!
"Sure, I'm down for a change of scenery. Did you have anything in mind?"
>"Wanna head down to the school and mess around on the playground?"
>That doesn't sound like a bad idea, but you two should probably be back before dark
"Sure, let's go."
>Both of you stand up and head to the front door and Emerald goes back into her disguise
>On the way, you both run into Spike
>Judging by the empty bowl and spoon, he's either going to get ice cream or putting his dirty ice cream dishes away
>Luckily, Emerald has her disguise back on at this point too
>Spike notices this, but he doesn't put two and two together
<"Hey Emerald, when did you get here?"
>You're not saying anything
>You're just going to let this play out
>It's his fault if he gets dragged back into this shit
>"A while ago, long enough to see what happened earlier."
>Emerald punctuates this with a small giggle
>Okay, if Spike can't put it together now then he doesn't deserve to get it told to him
<"Huh, so I guess you saw that… In my defense, it's not every day that changelings show up to the castle. Also, between you and me, I'm a bit suspicious about why they're here."
>He doesn't deserve it
>"Well, what if they're here for a good reason?"
<"I doubt it, these aren't the reformed changelings. These are the same ones who tried to take over Canterlot when Twilight's brother was getting married. That's just my thoughts though, since Anon here won't tell me why they're here despite saying it was her idea."
>He gives you a quick glare as he says the last part, but soon returns to Emerald
>Emerald also looks a bit less cheerful after hearing this
<"So, what's going on?"
>"We were heading to the school."
<"Alright, that sounds better than staying here. I'll come with you two after I clean these off!"
>Spike walks back off towards the kitchen and Emerald immediately starts back towards the front door
>You follow her out even as she picks up her pace when she gets outside
>Eventually, you two stop under a tree in town
>"How about we go somewhere else? I'm not really feeling the school idea any more."
"Alright, where to?"
>"I just wanna walk around now, you okay with that?"
"Sure, why not?"
>You and Emerald wander off into town, completely content to just spend time with one another despite the fact that you two pretty much ditched Spike

>>143560
>real life horses are a meme
>implying the size ratio doesnt exist
yeah, enjoy your 7 seconds, faggot

>>143560
just gonna bring this up, but there are videos out there of mares coming from sex with a human. no sources because I don't save that stuff, but I've seen it from looking… for science.

>>143567
Not the same anon on this, but hear me out.
What about the 7 second pump and dump, plus Erotic electrostimulation, so both parties win.

>>143567
>cartoon horses are real life horses
>implying the difference in shape means nothing purely because of the size ratio
wew lad

>>143570
>hurr cartoon horses have horsecock, no way that works the same as real ones!
yeah yeah, like i said, you can enjoy your shitty 7 seconds faggot, im not the one that's gonna end up unsatisfied

>>143571
>muh cartoons are the exact same as real life!
Even if cartoon ponies only lasted 7 seconds, all I'd need to do is be or find a powerful enough unicorn to cast an endurance spell or use similar magic fuckery to make my colt last longer if I wanted
and with some powerful enough magic fuckery, I could just grant a temporary horsecock to a fellow anonfilly and neither of us would even need a colt at all

>>143574
If the dick was the same size as the filly puss, the shape wouldn't allow it to hit all the pleasure points; if the dick was larger, only part of it would fit in
Either way, one out of the pair isn't getting fully pleasured

>>143574
Filly may be small, but her puss is vast.

>>143574
>>143560
>>143519
>>143578
Guys, I've got a great solution for everyone:
The HMD is a great shape for pounding the ponut, so Anonfilly could take it in the ass while her filly pussy gets filled with colt cock

>>143574
>Filly is a tenth of a human size
>Filly is at max 20cm tall
>Filly may be smaller than a fucking cat
Headcannon denied
Everyone knows that fillies are at least 10 times larger than a human, not smaller

>>143272

"Liverwurst on saltines."

Cadance blinks, completely unphased by your suggestion.

<"Well, there's no meat markets here in Ponyville, but he has eaten meat before."

"Yeah, but liverwurst is like… the grossest meat you can imagine."

<"And as I just told you, he has no sense of taste. If you get me liverwurst, I can get him to eat it."

You make a mental note to consider doing just that, assuming it's not illegal to slaughter pigs for their meat in Ponyville. Really, you ought to check the local ordinances for these kinds of things, because so far the only place you've seen meat being consumed was in the Canterlot castle.

Your thought is quickly interrupted by a loud ding from the oven. The pizza is done. Cadance pulls it out and sets it on top of the stove to cool. It seems to be some combination of mushrooms, olives, and tons of cheese, which you somehow can't help but find mouthwatering despite the lack of meat. You still aren't sure how you really feel about your tastes changing ever since becoming a pony.

<"How about you go set the table, Anon?"

Where my late night fillies at?

>>143592
Sleeping.

>>143565
glad you're back, nice update!

>>143591
Do so and make insinuations at length about the Pizzagate conspiracy.
[ 1d100 = 55 ]

>filly comes into your room and switches on the lights
"Do you like them?"
>Shes wearing a pair of black thigh-high stockings
>she clearly had trouble getting them on
>each stocking has several large tears in it with tufts of green filly fluff sticking out
>she wiggles her rump in your direction and smiles coyly
"I think in going to need some help taking them off."

we need filly in stockings, damn it
and moar socks

>>143647
I want to BE the filly, not be WITh the filly.

filly edit when?

>>143649
yeah we get it, you're gay

>>143651
Says the one who wants to be with an adult dude who turned into a filly.

>>143651
The swede might be sadly confused, but not in wanting to be the filly.

>>143652
yeah, we get it, gay filly.

>>143654
Please tell me how it's gay to want to be the fily in a general that started with Anon being the filly. Unless you're a shitposter, then don't say anything.

>>143657
This. Read the fucking OP people.

>>143658
I wonder if Twilight secretly tries to peek at Anonfilly's privates?
>Bedtime
"Why are you here, Twi?
>"…Juust making sure you're comfortable, Hornet."

>>143660
>Hornet
Oh man, that brings back fuckin' memories.

>>143661
Is Green Hornet really that old?

>>143649
Then pretend you're the filly in that green. Or just ignore it.

>>143657
mate, ive been here since the thread fuckin began, dont start that shit with me.
and regardless of your stances, you're being real gay because nobody cares how much you want horsecock anymore. everything was all said and done, but no, you just had to bring up your love for it again in >>143649

if anyone's the shitposter here, it's (You), now fuck off.

>>143664
>>143666
How about you pretend to be the filly instead? After all, this general is about Anon getting turned into a filly.

Seriously, if you want to be with a filly, then why not just go to a general that is about that? Saying that you want to be with a filly in this general just shows that YOU are the homo.

>>143663
I think this thread is something like 3 or 4 years old at this point.

>>143667
this is how i know you're shitposting, because you clearly cant read. look at what i said again, and this is the last (You) im giving your gay meatball ass

>>143658
Cutie Mark for that extra thicc, hope you don't mind. Amazing recolor, man.

>>143667
Weren't you the one advocating for eqg anonfilly here? How is that any more appropriate than people wanting to be with an actual anonfilly? Personally, I don't care about eqg being posted on occasion, but maybe you should take your own advice in the case of people wanting to be with the filly and "just ignore it".

>>143672
>maybe you should take your own advice in the case of people wanting to be with the filly and "just ignore it"
Says the one who screeches the second someone mentions Anonfilly EqG.

>>143673
This was me >>143397

I also explicitly said
>I don't care about eqg being posted on occasion
In the post you are replying to.