>be me
>hear about supposed health benefits of nofap here for first time
>decide to begin nofap
>day 1 is good
>day 2, i feel the urge waves
>at 2AM during day 3 it overwhelms me, I tell myself going two full days was an accomplishment
>i fapped since i was a kid and thought it was healthy to do nightly
>try again, days 1 and 2 are good
>day 3, i go to a friend's house to play some WWE 2kwhatever with my mates
>it's a shit game only playable as a party game
>we made stupid-looking stupidly-dressed guys last time
>this time we make the most ridiculous waifus we can for a big 4v4 clusterfuck fight, I should talk the guys into putting these on youtube some time, they're fun
>i throw together a generic white long-haired blonde broad in a bikini, give her beautiful blue eyes and then suddenly realize this is a "Nazi combination", resist the urge to make her whiter than the default colour and pretend to be unable to decide between blue and green eyes. Someone makes a nazi joke anyway so I "Ironically" give her blue eyes and put a swastika on her right tit and say "Hale Hortler", they laugh. 7/10
the guys use:
>pink-haired broad in a pink and white maid outfit, 8/10
>big-assed black-haired "sexy latina" woman, 6/10 and something in me says to focus my efforts on beating that character up first
>massive-weeaboo friend's "Original Waifu" with cat ears and a bunny tail, thin girl with massive ass and garish multicoloured hair and gaudy outfit. I never found her sexy before mlp made me like bright colours on a girl. The way he draws her makes her look like shit (the faggot has a body pillow of her, drawn by his hand, like every good stereotypical fictional character that broke into my reality to make my stories shittier) but in this game, she's fucking hot
>the match starts
>we all start beating the shit out of each other in-game, laughing whenever some dumb shit happens and cheering whenever some "hype reversal" happens
>it really isn't that hype, only the weeaboo and I are good at fighters and this game's a shit fighter
>but the sight of these women fighting
>i get rock fucking hard and nearly blow it right there
>play it cool but I've never felt this way before, keep fighting and eventually come in second place
>Excuse myself to "Go take a shit" when I can feel myself actually fucking leaking
>if they didn't buy it, i'd have noticed
>jizz into handful of toilet roll
>stay silent and come out when "done shitting"
>time for round 2
>winner of the most rounds gets extra pizza
>even with an exhausted dick, my sex drive wants more but all I can do is feel painfully horny while playing the game like nothing's wrong
>win rounds 2 and 3, eat pizza, watch torrented anime(glad I convinced them to drop netflix, it's the little victories that help you keep the blackpill away), usual party shit
>when I get home, I can't get the fights or those women out of my head, especially the multicoloured "Original waifu" one. I fap for thirty minutes and scream like the siivagunner meme when I finish
1. Is it gay to fap to another man's nohooves OC?
2. I don't know how to end this post but nofap is fucking hard, I'm going to try again, please give advice.
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You better post pictures about those girls to see how bad you went down.
As for nofap, you must use EVERYTHING to avoid jacking off.
Job, meditation, videogames (that doesn't allow you to create hot girls), music, exercising (this is totally recommendable. You need to get tired to avoid getting horny. One advice: not jacking off after tasting the forbidden fruit will keep you so up, that you will feel like if you took steroids)
As for nofap, you must use EVERYTHING to avoid jacking off.
Job, meditation, videogames (that doesn't allow you to create hot girls), music, exercising (this is totally recommendable. You need to get tired to avoid getting horny. One advice: not jacking off after tasting the forbidden fruit will keep you so up, that you will feel like if you took steroids)
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>>133747
>1. Is it gay to fap to another man's nohooves OC?
Almost every woman is technically another man's OC, so if it was gay then the only way to jerk off to girl and not be gay is to jerk off to your own daughter.
But it isn't gay so don't worry about that.
>1. Is it gay to fap to another man's nohooves OC?
Almost every woman is technically another man's OC, so if it was gay then the only way to jerk off to girl and not be gay is to jerk off to your own daughter.
But it isn't gay so don't worry about that.
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Nigel, I....
It's always gay to fap to nohooves, it being another dude's OC makes no difference.
Here's the cheatcode for nofap: get a proper traditional masculine hobby and find a comfy pub or whatever. Dedicate your time to them.
Here's the cheatcode for nofap: get a proper traditional masculine hobby and find a comfy pub or whatever. Dedicate your time to them.
Why do you want to do nofap? Is it just to prove you can? Try quitting something actually harmful to you, like sugary drinks. Is it because you think fapping is immoral? Even if you consider yourself a Christian, the Bible doesn't say much outright about masturbation as it does about thinking lustfully about a woman (which you're not going to stop from doing; you're human). Do you think it's making you experience "porn-induced erectile dysfunction"? The very fact that you couldn't go 3 days without nutting is proof against that. Maybe try not doing it every day like a compulsion. Take a few breaks every once in a while. Also, eat your broccoli.
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>>133787
This is not a random Englishman, Anon. this is our residentlolcow ... he is the retarded pet of the mods and gets upset when you call him out for his bullshit. he's been polluting the site since autumn last year with clinically insane lunacy like this thread. his trigger is glimmer art. His stick is to call everybody who likes her a "Glimmernigger".
[b]last time i called him out mods stealth edited my post to delete his name without notification. he's the kind of """person""" who runs his google mail account under his IRL name. he's also an unironic avid reddit user but calls people reddit as an insult here to fit in. you can read more about his exploits on /qa/ and /sp/. its one hell of a journey
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This is not a random Englishman, Anon. this is our residentlolcow ... he is the retarded pet of the mods and gets upset when you call him out for his bullshit. he's been polluting the site since autumn last year with clinically insane lunacy like this thread. his trigger is glimmer art. His stick is to call everybody who likes her a "Glimmernigger".
[b]last time i called him out mods stealth edited my post to delete his name without notification. he's the kind of """person""" who runs his google mail account under his IRL name. he's also an unironic avid reddit user but calls people reddit as an insult here to fit in. you can read more about his exploits on /qa/ and /sp/. its one hell of a journey
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>>133794
That's funny, I hate Glimmerniggers too. That's what those lying Glimmer-spamming drama queens are called on /mlp/. Is that where he's from?
That's funny, I hate Glimmerniggers too. That's what those lying Glimmer-spamming drama queens are called on /mlp/. Is that where he's from?
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This should be on /sp/ also pictures of both characters to prove your not lying
>>133747
Quitting masturbation is like quitting cigarettes. You need to focalize your drive in something else.
For example, instead of fapping before sleeping I recommend grabbing a book you like and read until you are sleepy enough, or to drink something warm.
Also, try to use peer pressure on your favor. With my friends we do a NoFap month every September. Having someone to share your progress and shame with can help you.
Quitting masturbation is like quitting cigarettes. You need to focalize your drive in something else.
For example, instead of fapping before sleeping I recommend grabbing a book you like and read until you are sleepy enough, or to drink something warm.
Also, try to use peer pressure on your favor. With my friends we do a NoFap month every September. Having someone to share your progress and shame with can help you.
>>133866
But why faggot? There's no reason to do it unless you unironically believe it helps build testosterone.
But why faggot? There's no reason to do it unless you unironically believe it helps build testosterone.
>>133912
>this hypothetical is gayer than a thing I actually do therefore I am not gay.
This is your brain on discount Texas.
>this hypothetical is gayer than a thing I actually do therefore I am not gay.
This is your brain on discount Texas.
Get angry at your-self for fapping until your absolute wrath or hatred (toward your-self) disciplines you into nofap as you call it, only then may you be proud. However Be sure to get an erection every so oft for to keep your wand fro losing any inches or so . You do want to stop forever right?
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>>133999
Trips confirm, quitting smoking and starting a diet was all about intering a "do or die" mindset for me. Its probably the same for nofap.
Trips confirm, quitting smoking and starting a diet was all about intering a "do or die" mindset for me. Its probably the same for nofap.
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>>133760
>oy vey goyim, quit that natural urge that is part of your birth right as a living being; who needs all that pleasure anyways when you can slave away at your day job earning shekels kekeke
>oy vey goyim, quit that natural urge that is part of your birth right as a living being; who needs all that pleasure anyways when you can slave away at your day job earning shekels kekeke
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