/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>42397
This makes Pinkie want to become homicidal! Yes.

>>42397
We have to troll this. I've literally never used Tumblr, what can we do to it?

>>42399
Who the fuck knows man. None of them make any sense.

>deeply religious Catholic lesbian
I don't even

>>42403
>we have to troll this
Agreed
>I've literally never used Tumblr
Unfortunately I'm in the same boat.

>Derpy Do
>lesbian
I will hunt them all down and burn their lives

>>42406
>excuse me, do you have the Princess Dress?
What size are you looking for?
>gorgeous.

>>42397
OP is a nonbinary genderfluid omnisexual. Normally xi leans toward penis genders, but every once in a while xi finds herself drawn to vaginakin, but only if they use a strap-on. Blessed with a micropenis, xi spends her time enouraging other POD (persons of dissabilities) to be comfortable with themselves, and campaigning against the white patriarchy. Otherwise, xi can be found talking to kindergarteners, encouraging them to embrace themselves for who they are, cheering on the queers and encouraging the hetero-normative shitlords to try their buttholes at an AIDS infested homo cock.

>>42406
>>deeply religious Catholic lesbian
>I don't even

Well, when you consider (((the current pope)))...

I would say that most of these are too stupid even for tumblr, but with Poe's Law, who knows.

>>42419
>Well, when you consider (((current pope)))
True. pic very related

>Poe's Law
I want to think that most of these are jokes too, but I've actually had the misfortune of coming across people with this many "groups" for themselves before.

Just dumping a few more because I'm bored

>stargender
That's a new one.

I propose we create and submit our own snowflake pony headcanons, and see how long it takes them to figure out that they are being trolled.

OC.

>>42431
Bretty gud, anon. The fucking sad part is that it's almost indistinguishable from the other ones I've posted.

Going to make a few myself because why not

>>42432
Yeah, this shit is so easy to do it's ridiculous. You can literally just make up anything and it sounds plausible, I just type whatever pops into my head. I don't know if these are even words.

>>42433
>bun/bunself
Fucking hell. You made me spill my drink.

I'm not very good at this. Some of the actual posts on there are much, much less sane than what I just made

>>42434
That's actually not bad, it sounds believable. My biggest problem is reigning in my sarcasm.

\r

>>42431
>corndogs
A trigger warning would have been nice, lots of people suffer from corndog PTSD on this board.

>>42436
>pronounces every consonant with a V
RIP sides

>>42438
lots of people suffer from corndog PTSD on this board
That's because corndogs are tools of the patriarchy used to get unsuspecting women to insert phallic-shaped things into their mouths.

>>42446
fukken saved

>>42435

wait, twilight can't be black we always see her reading books

>>42435
>twi is black
All of these things are baseless dumblr autism.
Stop trying to give races to ponies!

>>42397

generic SJW headcannon faggotry, nothing new. These people shat this crap out day in day out when the MLP autismo caroussel was spinning on high velocity years ago.

>>42431
>african-american
>Equestria

Kek

>>42541

aren't zebras the niggers of equestria?

>>42446
Will post it on /qa/ right no.... oh wait no , I won't coz I'm banned from 4chinkz coz some fuckfaces can't stand a picture of pastel colored animated horse doing HH gesture alongside pepe the frog in front of Meme-schwitz camp front gate.

>>42544
Are we still occupying /qa/? I thought we left once this site appeared.

>>42544
Don't worry anon. We got you covered.
>>42547
We stopped, but if we're being honest it was really fun, and we had a couple /qa/ weebs come here and break the NAP, so I think we have a casus belli if anyone wants to start raiding again

>>42549
Nah, let them eat corndogs.

>>42550

are you Marie Antoinette now Anon?

>>42551
Hmmm.. why not?

>>42427
>True. pic very related
Pls no, our pope might be autistic but that sure as hell isn't a member of our clergy. We don't even let women as priests let alone as Bishop because we and know they fuck everything up. I just hope this pope is an anomaly and afterwords we get someone who will deus vult. I guess the easy way of saying it is our pope might be a nearly be a heretic but he doesn't impose any of his heretical beliefs into church doctrine yet...

>>42563
You know what to do if heresy appears...
>there is litterally every ponified version of major western culture thingy like movie, tv series, etc.
This is why I fuckin love you guys.

>>42564
Holy shit.
Inquisition return when?

>>42564
>>42569
Kek, that's my avatar on Rabbit

>>42564
>>42569

if you can draw, you can make a lot things real.

>>42572
Alas, my autism channels only in terrorists doxxing so russians can bomb them. Like pic rel. - some fun we had with /SSH/ on 4pol.

>>42574

It's alright, Anon. Your cutie mark would be something related to the Gestapo I guess. We all have different talents, the question is how and when to put them to good use. Nobody is a Master of nothing.

>>42574
>>42572
Yeah I remember that. My autism goes from place to place dependent on what I need to do. I helped a bit with the bike locke fag on 4/pol/ and with one of the /sg/ air strikes. I've helped in a lot those are the two most noteworthy of recent. Right now I'm putting it to good use here for our 4cc team. Might pick up drawing ponies afterwords but right now I have plenty to work on.

>>42579
Hmm are you by any chance the burger guy that spotted this fuckin pool in Eastern Ghouta? When we were searching for that Ahrar Al-Sham house and yard.

>>42581
No I was combing through images trying to find matches of the location landmarks I wasn't the one to find the match though.

>>42406
>Sweetie Belle...trans boy
KYS TUMBLR!!

>>42726
Didn't you know Sweetie Bell is a Muslim, autistic, tranny? So unprogressive, anon.

>>42748

there is actual tasteful art of brown people, tumblr is just shit at art and cant draw good porn

>>42749
But why would you want art of brown people? There is plenty of tasteful art for white people.

>>42748
I hate this so much because after watching not even a whole episode I can tell that Rarity is as far from a Mudslime as she could possibly be: She's a stereotypical "prissy white girl", and she isn't quiet about it. She's a fashion superstar, and she probably spends three hours every morning getting her mane to look perfect.

>>42754
I don't know what you are talking about, anon. Islam and high fashion go hand-in-hand!

>>42752

if i can i prefer that of course. Even the axis had powers around the globe, i thinks its okay to have more than 1 shade of skincolor in your porn folder as long as it has erotic merit to it

>>42752
Those french revolutionaries were not white. They chimped out hard.

>>42759
Not a fan of (((liberty))), but that doesn't mean it isn't a nice painting

>>42757
Just giving you a hard time fam

>>42757
This.
Also, outside dumblr and the hentaisphere, it's mostly just the good artists who draw dark-skinned girls, because they're generally much harder to draw than white/Asian girls (with a pencil, that is).

>>42765
Fair enough

>>42756
Can you imagine wearing that thick, black curtain outside in the heat of the fucking desert? I feel sorry for those poor sandniggresses.

>people get triggered by the big mac cross dress
HOLY FUCK just when i thought I had run out of shit to laugh at

>>43341
You won't be laughing when you realize Big Mac's VA is just as triggered.

>>42406
How to troll this fucker
>go to the site
>on the side you will see a house, pencil, and floppy disk
>click the disk
>type in what ever the fuck you want
Ta-Da trolling 101

>>43351

Peter Newfag is a collosal Socjus cuck.

>>43351
>>43354
Are
A) All actors cucks?
B) All actors libreal cucks
C) all of the above?

>>43356
D)There is one

>>43360
My brain womt tell me who that is, and I feel I should know

>>43356
God bless Tim Allen.

>>43361

Its Max Wallace.

>>43365
Thats Mel Gibson you fucking retard

>>43351
Jesus Christ. That wall of text is longer than seven seasons worth of his character's dialog. I'm so glad voice actors don't have any creative control.

>>43356

Kevin Sorbo is pretty based.