>be me, Anon
>been keeping my steamy monkey-on-horse relationship with Derp on the dl for months so as not to offend Pony Jesus
>finally decide fuck it, let's go out for a nice meal
>we go walking through the streets of Ponyville in broad daylight
>hoof-holding in public like a couple of degenerates
>everypony stares
>we can hear them all whispering
>oh look, it's that weird little retard we all feel sorry for
>and he finally found himself a waifu
>good for him
>mfw
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