INDIAN FACTORY YIELD RATE BELOW 50% DUE TO TOO MUCH SHIT (ECOLI)
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It's an international conspooracy. Sukhdeep in India makes the iPhone poorly so that his brother Shihtstreet in America gets payed to repair it.