Mayor Mare got a couple sheets of different speechs she would have to do (along with other... things).
What are they?
What happens?
(You) decide.
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>Be me, Mayor Mare The Mayor of Ponyville
>Pockets leaking spaghetti
>You got all your speeches and papers ready last night.
>However last night you also had one of Pinkie's shper fabulous adult party judging by the party favor now in the open.
>Then Pinkie's after party party the morning of as in a few minutes before now.
>Buck.
>What was this speech for?
>The hopeful eyes of everypony look up toward you to be the pillar of the community once more.
>Double buck.
>Shuffling the papers hiding the illicit private photo a list of names happens to be one of them.
"Before I begin I'd like to thank some of these ponies."
"Filthy Rich and his wife Spoiled Rich."
>No hints at all.
"Berry Punch."
"Gaston."
"Granny Smith the ..."
>Oh no, oh hay.
>Granny Smith the Big Apple head mare.
>This isn't any random list of influential town figures this is The List of promises needed to be kept.
>Your mouth is a bit faster however.
"Fancy Pants. Hold on."
>The visible confusion of what Fancy Pants had to this clears the habit of just talking.
"I'm sorry everypony wrong papers."
>Quickly shuffling them and see just what you have.
>Thankfully somecreature hands over what should be the right papers. It's probably Gabby or that pleasure indentured servant you have judging by the claw.
>Maybe, they all looks so similar after a while.
"Yes thank you."
"Multiple repeated cases of kuru, locations and dna of missing persons reports found in several vehicles owned and operated by her personal team, undercover agents have found-"
>You can't stop reading despite the atrocious content.
"-documents and plots of high treason, election rigging, bodies, successful plans detailing the assassinations of people and-"
>Looking up you're thankful that no foal is in the audience.
"-Numerous counts of facilitating criminal operations not limited to human trafficking, drugs and-"
>"Humans?"
>Hunh, you would be mumbling but years of experience stop that.
"Odd. Let's see Hillary Clinton, sex female, pictures on location. Oh sweet Celestia that's hideous!"
"Alright everypony whatever this event was its cancled somepony get Twilight Sparkle and Spike the princesses need to know of this evil creature."
>Pockets leaking spaghetti
>You got all your speeches and papers ready last night.
>However last night you also had one of Pinkie's shper fabulous adult party judging by the party favor now in the open.
>Then Pinkie's after party party the morning of as in a few minutes before now.
>Buck.
>What was this speech for?
>The hopeful eyes of everypony look up toward you to be the pillar of the community once more.
>Double buck.
>Shuffling the papers hiding the illicit private photo a list of names happens to be one of them.
"Before I begin I'd like to thank some of these ponies."
"Filthy Rich and his wife Spoiled Rich."
>No hints at all.
"Berry Punch."
"Gaston."
"Granny Smith the ..."
>Oh no, oh hay.
>Granny Smith the Big Apple head mare.
>This isn't any random list of influential town figures this is The List of promises needed to be kept.
>Your mouth is a bit faster however.
"Fancy Pants. Hold on."
>The visible confusion of what Fancy Pants had to this clears the habit of just talking.
"I'm sorry everypony wrong papers."
>Quickly shuffling them and see just what you have.
>Thankfully somecreature hands over what should be the right papers. It's probably Gabby or that pleasure indentured servant you have judging by the claw.
>Maybe, they all looks so similar after a while.
"Yes thank you."
"Multiple repeated cases of kuru, locations and dna of missing persons reports found in several vehicles owned and operated by her personal team, undercover agents have found-"
>You can't stop reading despite the atrocious content.
"-documents and plots of high treason, election rigging, bodies, successful plans detailing the assassinations of people and-"
>Looking up you're thankful that no foal is in the audience.
"-Numerous counts of facilitating criminal operations not limited to human trafficking, drugs and-"
>"Humans?"
>Hunh, you would be mumbling but years of experience stop that.
"Odd. Let's see Hillary Clinton, sex female, pictures on location. Oh sweet Celestia that's hideous!"
"Alright everypony whatever this event was its cancled somepony get Twilight Sparkle and Spike the princesses need to know of this evil creature."
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