Some of you newcomers may not know the story of the Denver Broncos or their almighty prophet, John Elway. Others may be familiar with the story, but may not have heard the tale in its entirety. In an effort to educate the unwashed masses about the true nature of Football, I present to you now this reading from the Book of Elway, read aloud by renowned hyperactive pony and giant transforming robot Pinkimus Prime.
Part One:
[YouTube] Pinkimus Prime Tells the Story of the Denver Broncos - Part One
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[YouTube] Pinkimus Prime Tells the Story of the Denver Broncos - Part Two
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