/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>30442
Wait. I heard that sonewhere in a film recently. Don't tell me the reference

>>30443
I was hoping you'd tell me

>>30442
Are the mods cute ponies?

>>30446
Yeah why?

>>30447
Are mods for cuddles and boops then?

>>30448
Mostly boops. But cuddles are nice now an then.

>>30449
What am I doing is Israel?

Nevermind, I'm a leaf now.

>>30452
Ye. It's how I cuddle.

>>30453
Can you send to Romania? I want to meet the Romania poster.

>>30454
It seems you've met

>>30455
He was nice, but shitposted a tad too much. By the way, nice dubs modpone.

>>30442
I actually know the answer to the magnet question, to an extent. I know it has to do with the fact that all the rotations of the electrons are lined up and it feeds positively into a working magnetic field, but not much else.

>>30458
I like him too. Thank you!

>>30459
You should get a Syrian flag for that.

>>30459
We both know it's fucking magic

Forgive me if I withhold my enthusiasm

>>30464
CRAWWWWWWLLINNNG IN MY AAAAAINNNGNGGGGGGSSST!!!@@##!@!!

>>30463
nah, I'm in a physics class where we learned magnets not too long ago. it was pretty interesting.

>>30467
Magnets are fascinating

>>30463
But, science is magic I think. There was some law issued by Twilight.
>>30464
Israel, you should be happy that Trump visited you to compliment your wall.
>>30467
Physics is for chumps who can't overcome gravity like me.

>>30469
See? All you need is friendship.

>>30469
physics IS the reason you overcome gravity, mod horse.

I declare this thread Romanian territory.

>>30475
I have by the way

>>30476
It's good territory to be on. For a while..

>>30469
OUR WALL IS SO AMAZING PEOPLE LITERALLY PRAY TO IT. And you should see the border wall. It's yuge, big, beautiful, and keeps the hordes of third world migrants out. Believe me

>>30477
noice, also nice dubs. secondly, sorry for confusing you with the romanian. They're tricky bastards.

>>30475
Me? A mod? I'm just a plain horse who can overcome gravity without physics. I have wheels.
>>30479
What are you going to do, fellow horse?
>>30480
On behalf of the Roamanian people, we would love your help in building a wall.

>>30480
What do you mean? "your wall"?

>>30483
All you need to do is follow the algorithm anon.

>>30488
I will follow your algorithmic dubs.
>>30484
My wall. I annexed Israel.

>>30489
It's officially Romanian now.

Here are two pretty good videos about the subject:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFAOXdXZ5TM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TKSfAkWWN0

>>30483
but the forces your wings output on the air underneath and the lift generated are all explained through physics. you may not KNOW you're using physics, but you're using physics.
no matter where you go, no matter what you do
physics is always there
helping you do things

GODDAMN KIKE MODS

>>30493
Love U

>>30491
>>30492
Nao I understandt!

>>30497
I am he, and u ar me. No riddles to see!

>>30497
just because you're eurotrash doesn't mean I can't learn you some physics. physics allowed us humans to get to the moon WITHOUT your flimsy elements of harmony. Multiple times, I might add.
>science: 6
>magic: 1

>>30498
I curse you with my gyspy magic. Now you don't have parents!

>>30500
Dubez confirm!!

>>30499
Physics are just an extension of wheel magic. You've been bamboozled since the start.

>>30499
I dunno m80… Seem as though magic and science are intertwined…

>>30504
no, wheel magic is an extension of physics! The fact that wheels have a uniform shape that allows for less friction than sliding regularly is the reason they're so commonly used. It is YOU who has been bamboozled.

>>30507
Maybe you're both right…

>>30509
Don't do that

>>30507
Well, I am Romanian. We bamboozled ourselves into thinking we wuz Romans and shiet.
>>30509
Come here fellow Romani!

>>30511
then go forth and learn all you can, there's more to the world than just friendship and politics. Science is always a great place to start, and physics is damn fun. Maybe that'll help with your self-bamboozling?

>>30512
There exists elements to be learned from both fields of science and magic. The truth exists between the two…

>>30512
Thank you burgre. You made me see the light of science and I am blinded. May someday the Romanis conquer the planet with wheel based physics.
>>30513
Okie dokie lokie.

Oops I wasn't supposed to post that.

>>30514
we burgers are always moving forward, no matter if the undesireables are motivating us or not. We shall continue to do such until our scooters run out of power, or we hit the promised land!

>>30514
You're welcome anon!! Remember! A party is only an arrrr away!

>>30510
What?

>>30517
Saved

>>30519
AAAH AM PINKIE!!

>>30521
You sure?

>>30518
Now I know it's you, NaziPoneFag.

>>30523
Who did you think it was?

>>30522
Of course you can!! Also, checked!

>>30524
Can I take your virginity? It will be quick.

>>30523
Who's NaziPoneFag?

>>30526
An emotionally unstable Hispanic girl beat you to it by seven years

>>30528
Did she use a wheel?

>>30530
She did not

>>30531
That was the least she could do. Now our heritage is soiled.

>>30528
God damn anon! details! please!
>>30529
Ohhohoho! You!
>>30531
FUCKING DETAILS NAO!!!

>>30534
You don't have to share if you don't want to anon.

>>30534
Israel is rightful Romanian clay.

Can I have the Iron Guard flag? You know, while we wait.

>>30540
Yup

>>30542
>be in a very intense relationship with her all summer long, going with her to Florida and Virginia, and walking to her house to have sex with her every day
>finally get your shit together emotionally, being rid of insecurities, and be accepted back on to the the debate team after being kicked of the previous fall
>she becomes extremely jealous and needy, chasing away any girl that gets near you
>you finally start making very good grades and are one of the most winning debaters in the state
>she is extremely frustrated and insecure, prone to anger outbursts, eventually being kicked off the debate team after she throws a fit when a girl tries to watch one of your rounds
>She makes damned sure to follow you to the college you go to, even though she doesn't get the scholarships you do
>be in this incredibly intense and nonfunctional relationship all of your first three semesters of college
>she gets angry everytime she doesn't succeed at things, and you get as angry at her for having anger outbursts in public
>the relationship is violent at times
>you think about leaving but you can never muster the will
>she becomes detached from you after a semester in Europe and then in Central America
>In the fall of your junior year of college, she tells you that she's not happy and she wants to break up, but you convince her to stay
>she breaks up with you for good two weeks later, ending a three and a half year relationship
>realize that she's convinced a substantial number of her friends and your classmates that you are completely evil, and realize that the rumors are not wholly without basis
>as so many people hate you, your closest friends at college want to remain neutral and not openly support you over her
>When next April, you finally accept that you are sexually attracted to my little pony characters, you do not lament in the least that it has completely replaced human females from your life

I hope I answered the question

>>30542
>>30543
Good god damn anon… I hope you seek therapy…

>>30541
Thanks Moddy Pie.
>>30542
>>30543
Wow. This is completely fucked up and not hot at all. I thank you nonetheless. Takes a lot to open up.

Wait. Where's the Iron Guard flag?

>>30546
On it's way

>>30544
It's been more than three years since it all ended. I've recovered pretty much completely since then. But every now and then my brother and father make fun of me wearing pony t-shirts or having pony plushies by saying "how are you ever going to get a girlfriend with that?" I want to answer "you were here for my last relationship and you saw how that went."

I also forgot to add how because of a strong sexual paraphilia I began masturbating and searching for (what could be considered as) porn when I was twelve years old, but I had no sexual attraction to girls at all until I was 15. I was very insecure about this sexual indifference, and I think it was part of the reason why I never looked for a girlfriend until I was 16
>>30545
well thank you

>>30548
Get fucking therapy… Also, don't you ever let anyone make fucking fun of you for liking ponies… SEND THEM TO ME!!! It's been too long since I've kicked anyone's ass…

>>30548
You know it's funny how much your story reminded me of my own relationshipless problem, albeit without the sex with a nagging cunt and staying a virgin. I think I experienced losing a girl I liked to her shitty boyfriend after we broke after three weeks at the same grade as you did. I just slumped into being an unwilling celibate without any action going on at all, I was already transforming by then. And, I'm a level two wizard now.

Oh, look. I'm a burger again.

>>30551
Ur still a level 2 wizard, your flag is still in the works.

>>30552
Alright. Thanks. I must stay pure for my waifu. Who happens not to be Flitter. She's the yellow one.

>>30553
Flutters is pure… I will defend her purity with my life anon.

>>30554
>>30555
Thank you, my comrade. I'm glad there is another to watch over the sacredness of my waifu. I'll stay pure of mind, spirit, and spirit. For when the final resting day comes, I will be ready. As a binding agreement, I will watch over yours as well. Pinkie Pie's purity is an essence of her soul. May she spread joy to all, but lovd to one.

Totul pentru waifu.

>>30556
Pinkie thanks u anon!

>>30557
We are all legionaries under the rising sun of Celestia.

>>30558
Yes….

this is a cute thread.

>>30480
is it just me hoping this is the case or is he really half-assing it in that picture?

>>30557
Pinkie definitely strikes me as Mussolini. But which ones would the others be?

[b]Designated shitposting thread[/d]

>>30578
you're not moddy pie

this thread gave me keks

Just stopped in to contribute to best pone thread.

>>30693
But she's so sad

>>30693
>thread about best pone
>not thread about mods
>not thread discussing differences between magic and physics
>not even best pone
y tho

>>30695
>mods
Fuck'em
>magic and physics
boring
>not even best pone
Well no, but she's second best pony, and that's got to count for something, right?

>>30695
>>30696
U FOCKIN WUT M8

>>30696
>second best
you mean first loser? and still not even second. gotta rank at around 5th or 6th for my own list.
>>30697
you're not an aussie, that doesn't work on me.

>>30698
btw, pic related for best poner.

>>30698
>you're not an aussie
As far as you know

>>30700
>posting with burgerland flag
>posting with faggot flag
suuure

>>30697
Rainbow Dash is best pony!
>>30698
Oh come on, she's a lot higher than that
>>30699
That's actually plausible. Luna is best non-mane six for sure

>>30702
my waifu is top tier for all pones, I will accept no less for her. as for ponk, she just acts too much like a basic bitch for my liking.
(PONK IS GESTAPO)

>>30699
>>30702
Pinkie is most like me, that's why I leik Ponk so much.

>>30704
really shows.

>>30705
Thank you anon!

>>30706
does this mean you're a fan of lolsorandumb humor too?

>>30707
Yes it does

>>30704
But Rainbow Dash is most like me. That makes her best pone

>>30708
wow, I'm good at inferences today. it's a shame I don't go outside willingly, might be able to put those skills to actual work.

>>30709
and I'm most like twilight pre-friendship, but that doesn't make her my #1.

>>30708
hey wanker, fix my flag!

>>30710
But anon, outside is for normies

>>30696
>>30695
You best step back jack. No reasonable human bean could possible think that RD the trap is even close to as pristine as pinkie pie

>>30712
But it looks good on u anon

>>30709
>most like me
makes sense.

>>30713
sometimes I have to brave the outside for more frozen pizzas among other essentials, but not always.
>>30714
I'm not advocating for RD, only best pony.
>>30715
are you implying I'm a faggot? what are ya, a faggot?

>>30717
I have a hunch you really like these things

>>30718
nah, haven't touched a fruit in years.

>>30719
>just realized what I've posted
'tis poetry, in a way.

>>30721
the only interaction I share with faggots is on this website and in a discord of people all miles away from me at any given moment.
also, I haven't actually eaten any sort of fruit, including bananas, for years unless in some other form than plain.

>>30714
Bitch please. You just can't handle Rainbow Dash's feminine glory

>>30723
no I'm not, I WAS a content burger until you changed my flag to this abomination.
>>30724
>topcunt
>feminine

>>30725
Lel he frequents an image board, and thinks he isn't a gay nigger from outer-space

>>30725
She's top alright
>>30726
Including mine

>>30727
but I'm not gay, a nigger, or from space. call me a faggot all you want, just don't confuse me with (((their))) hellspawn.

>>30731
Tell me, how new are you?

>>30712
nice flag homo.

>>30732
Idk, how long ago was april 1st?
(USER WAS GIVEN A CUPCAKE!)

>>30733
mod's fault, I wanted no part in this flag.

>>30734
Ah, well I've got love for my new friends!

>>30735
lol, flag of the fag

>>30736
yea, given the amount of years it takes to be an oldfag, I'd say we're all still newfags on the scale of this board.
>>30737
>best
>not civilized
>wrong blue
>no moon
>no deep blue eyes
>no glittering mane/tail
>same shit-tier coloration of my current flag of shame
wew

>>30734
Are you an April 1 newfag too?!?

>>30741
in terms of /mlpol/ as a whole, it all started officially april 1st. as to my formal introduction to /b/ootcamp on 4chink, that happened about 2 years ago.

>>30742
Well, now we both share best pony's mane as our flags

>>30743
>best
>fag flag
nigger whut

>>30744
C H E C K E D
H
E
C
K
E
D

>>30745
meant for >>30744

>>30747
Her confidence can bend steel

>>30748
I have nothing to repent, I'd go back to being a burger if I could. too bad the mod wants to punish me for having good taste…

>>30748
kek

>>30750
Repent of your lack of appreciation for best pony heretic!

>>30753
>>30754
I will not repent, it will be you who has to repent when Luna cleanses the world of all with shit taste.
>>30755
>implying greasy overweight NEETs don't still have taste

>>30756
rude

>>30757
and I will continue to be until my flag is fixed. this shit's worse than finding pickles on my morning burger sundae with extra gravy…

>>30758
>not having the obviously better luna higher on your list than topcunt
I bet you don't even praise the moon.

>>30761
have you fixed it yet?

>>30760
I AM the moon. You can praise me

>>30763
no you aren't, you're an equally autistic spergie on the other end of the internet.

>>30765
NO
NO YOU HAVEN'T
I'M HIDEOUS NOW

>>30766
Cupcake?

>>30764
YES I AM DAMN IT

>>30767
CUPCAKES DON'T FIX BEING CUCKNADIAN, CUPCAKES DON'T PREVENT PIC RELATED
>>30768
I'M NOT HANDLING THIS SHIT WELL

>>30766
We appreciate the contributions your country made to help the allied war efforts in the great wars of the 20th century

I'm not a canadian, I'm an american… ;-;

>>30548
>12
That reminds me of when i first discovered porn.
At 7 years old

Well shit if this thread is about bitching to the mods until they do what you want…

ATLAS!
MAKE ME ADMIN! again

>>30771
P A N I C

>>30773
you've got no room to bitch, you haven't been MUTILATED by the mod staff for simple disagreement!
>>30774
as for YOU, I have some choice words. however, I'm willing to hold on to them if we can get me my flag back in a civilized manner. it was a US flag, and I'm willing to try to meet conditions to get it back.

>>30769
>>30771
Holy shit are you that guy who convinced the admins you were from Florida so they'd change your Canadian flag to an American one?
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/1065.html

>>30776
OH COME ON

>>30777
no, I'm an actual american. if you scroll up, you'll see my flag goes from burgerstan to faggot to cuck to jew, and I don't even live in florida. I live in commiefornia.

>>30776
>never been punished for disagreement
Um…
Nah I won't say anything

>>30782
not to the levels I'm at, you haven't.

>>30778
Mods keep this. It's fucking hilarious

DAMNIT I AM AN AMERICAN
NOT A KIKE
NOT A CANUCK
NOT A FAGGOT
WHY

>>30783
Trust me. Yes I have

>>30788
have the mods called you a faggot cuck jew?

>>30791
A lot worse than that

>>30791
Wosh

>>30792
like?

>>30792
Hey, you're the one who forgot the safe word bby…

>>30794
kill me
I just want my flag back
it had red and white stripes with 50 stars on it, and a square the same color as my waifu's eyes, can anyone find it?

>>30798
seriously, I'm starting to get worried about it. if anyone finds it, I've been looking for it and would like it back.

>>30794
Something something non-disclosure
>>30797
The Romani people shall never have their own land, nation and state, for they are doomed to roam forever

>>30800
but I'm not romani
I'm american

>>30802
I can even go and get my hat to prove it

>>30803
This one?
>>30733

>>30802
A likely story

>>30804
yes, like that! can I get my flag back? it looks just like that but belongs to my ID.

>>30805
likely story me all you want, I know in my heart that I will love the united states and all the good people within it until this country goes belly up!

>>30807
I can get the hat, I'm not stupid enough to post my ID to you all to get my flag back. hell, link me to a citizenship test online and I'll pass it to prove I'm american.

>>30806
okay anon… If you insist..

>>30810
does this mean…?

>>30810
No! Don't give him an American flag, he's trying to perpetrate fraud

>>30811
wrong flag, but closer! you see all the posts of thew guy explaining physics and magnets? that's me, and that flag is my flag. over the course of this thread I've lost it, and I know it's around here somewhere. now if you could help me out and find it, that'd be lovely.

>>30811
Okay, I can live with that

>>30812
and you're being a faggot. I'm no romanian, I'm fat and unshaven, just like an american neckbeard!

>>30816
>implying there are no fat unshaven gypsies
Nice try, gypsy!

>>30817
ok, how do you want me to prove my citizenship to the US other than posting things that could dox me?

>>30819
You could answer a question I have for you

>>30820
go ahead

>>30821
Do you leik mudkips?

>>30823
mudkipz? I LUUUUVE MUDKIPS

>>30819
Well shit, when I'd handle these things in court we'd always demand documentation. The REAL ID Act of 2005 kind of demands it