/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>253178
That's lewd anon.

>>253178
>Be 12
>Miss
"Come on Purple I've sunk just about every square on the board where is your ship?"
>"I won't be tricked that easily."
>Again.
>"C 2."
"Hi- Ah!"
>From the battleship boardgame that came with me from Earth stuff started spewing out.
>CDs, trash, rare collectibles, hentai, pony plushies, cloths, and more down pouring on us.
>"An- Anon! Watchout something big is coming!"
>Suddenly pic related.
"Ack."
>"Master? Is it really you?"
>"Master? Anon... did you practice... slavery?"
"What."
>"It really is you! When you disappeared I... well I just didn't know what to do."
>"Excuse me miss what exactly did Anon do with you."
>"Everything! He brushed my mane, and coat. Road me around town. Hand fed me all sorts of things like carrots, or apples. Sometimes late at night he would-"
"How are you talking?"
>Glimmer ever the killjoy joined the conversation.
>"Anon we have bigger concerns at the moment. The rift between worlds is growing."
>"Right. Starswirl's boundary theorem page 174?"
>Seeing Glimmer nod Twilight spoke again.
>"On two. One, two!"

"Crnmt brvv! Crnt brrfff!"
>What a way to go out.
>I think I'm seeing the light now.
>Thus began the tale of Anon, and his horse in a very pony world.

>>253183
If magic is giving his horse the ability to speak, as well as possibly making it intelligent, does that mean if Cozy glow won, all of the ponies in equestrian would devolve into some sort of primitive state?