/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>235563
>What is each section?
What is qa for? Questions and Answers from the mods/admin
What is go for? Golden Oaks, archive I think
What is 1mtr for? No one knows... spooky
What is vx for? (Video) Games and Paranormal
What is cyb for? Cyberpunk
What is sp for? Football .. please don't ask or Bronco poster will spam again. (Shit posting)
What is üb for? Ubermench ... get fit.
What is a for? Anime

>>235563
>/mlpol/
Ponies and politics, including fun and horsepussy
>/qa/
Meta questions and answers pertaining to the site
>/sp/
Football, the Denver Broncos, John Elway, American, John Elway, and shit-posting
>/vx/
Videogames and Paranormal (mostly RP threads, but some VG and Paranormal Threads)
>/1ntr/
Oldest of fags
>/cyb/
Cyberpunk, Tech, Science, etc
>/ub/
Like /sig/ except a whole board

Have fun!

I'm bored, so I humor you with some spoon-feeding.

/qa/ is for meta discussion and for questions about the board and site policy. It's also where users would go to try to contact the staff. This thread would be better off there.
/go/ is an archive board for historic threads.
/vx/ is video games and paranormal discussion.
/cyb/ is tech/science stuff.
/sp/ is about football.
/Ub/ is self-improvement.
/a/ is for weebs.

Lurk more, faggot.

>>235563
>>235563
/mlpol/, My Little Politics, is the main board. It’s appropriate for pretty much any topic either addressing the site as a whole, or with a nexus to either politics (including history) or My Little Pony.

/qa/ is the Question and Answers board. It is a place to contact staff about questions or issues, talk about the rules and rule changes, or to ask technical questions about the NPFchan code.

/go/ is a locked board intended as a more visible archive, and was created before the current archive system. There are many old and good threads in there. Read the one about the fanfic, should be near the top.

/1ntr/ is its own community. It centers on nostalgia for the old internet, as well as current news on internet communities.

/vx/ is Videoganes and Paranormal, for the discussion of games, game related news, spoopy things and the unexplained, as well as essentially a /tg/. Role playing games are conducted there.

/cyb/ is Cyberpunk, a place to talk about science and science fiction

/sp/ is Football, for the Denver Broncos. This is our shitposting board, so you can do all sorts of shitposting there, and also talk about internet drama.

/üb/ is Uberhengst. It is a self improvement board.

/a/ is apparently an anime board

In this thread we try to say the same thing 750 times until we reach the bump limit. Time to do your part anon.... go go go!!!

>>235573
You know what goes great with repetition? The Denver Broncos. In fact, John Elway invented repetition in the year of 3687BC, when he decided to be Football for all time. He was already destined to be Football, but that was when he realized it fully, when Jesus Christ and Krishna came down unto him.
The angels did sing, and Footballs grew from everyone's nipples. Thankfully the Footballs dislodged themselves leaving no stem on the nipple, cuz that would be weird (no, having Footballs growing out your nipple isn't weird anon, especially when John Elway is around).
After the initial repetition of Football (it is sometimes referred to as the great 10-yard leap forward) the people came in droves to hear of Football and to see American spread far and wide, which of course it did except in Seattle and Oakland. There are other places that did not become 100% Football, but those two are what is known as Anti-Football (sometimes referred to as Antifa). Everywhere else that accepted Football into their hearts became Denver Broncos, who are themselves 100% Football, but not like John Elway who is singularly 100% Football.

>>235578
MLP says: Soccer > Football

This is your fault OP

>>235587
That there is some limey cuck-speak anon. I bet MLP also thinks that its perfectly acceptable to have a degenerate tranny as their team manager too. Take 10 Footballs and never speak of it again for such talk is not Football, which offends American with its heinous lies. And also John Elway.

>>235590
Soccer and MLP are superior, you can because they don't need body armour to protect their sensitive frail burger bodies. You have lost the right to use pony avatar. Cease forthwith or I will tell mom.

Also /sp/ belong in /sp/

DO THE MODS EVEN MODERATE HERE????

(user feels in charge)

>>235595
can tell*

>>235587
>>235587
Soccer is a gelatinous ooze made out of cats who were taught how to play cricket and then ground into paste for not being very good at it. The resulting tincture was packaged up by Angela Merkel and unleashed upon unsuspecting Europeans as an affordable football substitute, which they were then told to refer to as football because if they didn't it would make the migrants mad. The Europeans then proceeded to use it as lubricant to keep the migrant penises from giving them prolapsed rectums, and it wasn't even good for that, because everyone who used it wound up with a prolapsed rectum anyway and also got space AIDS.

Soccer. Not even once™.

>>235607
Nah man you're thinking of nigger aids

>>235607
Firstly [Citation Needed]. Secondly your premise is faulty and so all arguments added on to it is equally faulty.

You see cats are actually a superior species. Now I can cite references for this: 1) Catgirls, there is no call for things like doggirls, and even catgirls have their own Wikipedia entry https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catgirl . It is not logical that women and girls can be improved by adding cat genes and then suggest what have said. This invalidates your statement.

But this refutation does not end there. 2) LOLcats and even Caturday again demonstrates the superiority of cats and human aspiration to be like them. Again references: >>>/1ntr/77 → and even https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat

I have failed to read the rest of your post because disparaging cats is intrinsically faulty and the sign of a desperate and failed argument. I have reported you to the internet police for cat hate. This isn't the first time.

>>235612
>flag
I fully defer to your expertise in the area of nigger aids.

>>235619
You want me to cite sources? I've got your sources right here, and you better eat that shit before it gets cold, mon cherie.

There is only one source, and that is the first, the last, and everything in between. I am speaking, naturally, of the True Source, the One Football, the Football that was Football before Football was Football, the Denver Broncos. Denver Broncos are the only source you will ever need, for they are the source of Football and Football is the source from which all other sources flow. Sometimes sources will come to the source of the source and perform sourcery, which causes their scrotums to expand like balloons until their scrotums explode and the room fills with tiny spiders like that dream I had last night, which was prophetic. Prophetic of things which are to come, and which have happened before, and which will happen again a third time. Things that are John Elway, who is the source of all things Football, and all scrotums, and all spiders. But not cats. And do you know why? Because they do nothing but shit in boxes and have give each other spider AIDS, because they suck and are stupid. So take it from me, John Elway™: cats suck balls. Do what I do: inflate your scrotum with spiders, and submit to the will of the Denver Broncos™. Football.

>>235622
>perform sourcery

It is now clear to me that you are an abomination, in which God looks upon you in disfavour. Your wickedness marks you as part of the deep state and you probably attend Hillary Clinton meetings ... the witch coven ones. This board is a board of conservatism and God, and your Godlessness is a sign of infiltration and an attempt to divert this board from it True and Mighty Purpose ordained by God.

The LORD sayeth:

“And he burned his sons as an offering in the Valley of the Son of Hinnom, and used fortune-telling and omens and sorcery, and dealt with mediums and with necromancers. He did much evil in the sight of the LORD, provoking him to anger.”

and

“Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife ... and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of Pony”

Begone foul demon. But before you go answer me this: what is you opinion on Hell having nuclear weapons?

I HEREBY CLAIM, IN THE THE PRESENCE OF THE MIGHTY GOD, THAT JOHN ELWAY™ IS A FALSE PROPHET.
Sent to lead the good and just people of /mlpol/ astray. Turn your eyes away from sin and sorcery lest it taint you and damn you.
God and ceiling cat sees all!

USER IS HEREAFTER RECOGNIZED AS A FAGGOT FOR THIS POST

>>235635
I never said Football was evil. Because most of the planet uses the term Football to mean Soccer. America has corrupted the word just like they corrupted the Middle East with "regime change".

>>235641
Most of the planet believes the 6 gorrillion goy. John Elway is Football. To speak against John Elway is to speak against Football. Calling John Elway a false prophet is like calling for the arrest of Jesus. I can only think of (((one group))) who does such a thing.

>>235644
You leave my race out of this. It has nothing to do with my subversion. It is purely organic and original! I didn't even accept shekles! I prefer the blood of American Christian children.

>>235650
yep, das juden.