>be The Great and Powerful Trixie
>parents are murdered in an alleyway in Manehattan by terrible theatre critics.
>you were just a filly at the time, it scars you for life
>vow revenge through your tears, your aunt takes care of you in Canterlot
>the second you become an adult mare she kicks you out because of your refusal to "get a real job"
>stupid Auntie Lulamoon, "THE BEST MAGICAL PERFORMER IN ALL EQUESTRIA" IS A REAL JOB yOU SKANK
>out on the streets with nothing but a wagon (hoof-decorated by yours-truly) and your impeccable wit
>soon get banned from the city of Canterlot entirely for your refusal to pay for a 'Street Performer's License'
>they don't know what they're missing
>travel south, meet two losers on the way to Ponyville
>names are Ships and Sails or something like that, who cares
>what does matter is that you finally don't have to drag your heavy wooden stagecoach all over the place, just make those two kiss-asses do it while you switch between napping and planning your show in Ponyville.
>yfw
Pre-Season 4 Trixie thread