/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

I might actually be in Dallas for harmony con.

>to many thots dressed up like sluts to make people pay attention to them.
This sums up these things.

>>198295
Ask the thots if they want sum fuk.

>>198290
Im considering that life is too short not to blow 2000$ on the very last bronycon, I can save up for it. If enough horsefuckers reply to this thread that are interested, that will depend on whether I go or not.

>>198290
I am going to both

>>198290
going to Bronycon. Also, selling MLPOL merch (don't tell any of the jews there, I'm not paying minimum 200$ for a booth)
Everyone interested in MLPOL merch here is the price brackets / description / images.
> who do you think you are, weird jewman?
I sell the custom armbands on the store, you fucking walnut sucker, no scammies today.
I apologize for the crunchy image, the actual PNGs are way larger but had to be compacted into a reasonable size.

>>198301
I am not trusting these thots and their ages. Some parents should be ashamed of themselves.

>>198675
this

>>198670
Ffff I'd love to have these but I'm stuck in the UK and don't think I could afford to fly out to the con or at least justify it enough

Good luck though in your sales though!

>>198687
Email me, an arrangement could be made. I need at least 5 or so preorders before I can make a batch, so I won't even discriminate countries at this point.

>>198290

Boy howdy, do I have plans for that shitshow...

Not sure if I'll be able to get away with it, but I'm planning a full on /mlpol/ cosplay setup, Wehrmacht Uniform (or maybe a full on SS setup) with Ostlegionen insignias, and Iron Alicorns and suns instead of Iron Eagles and Swastikas. Not sure which legion shields I'd use though, I was thinking of going Free Arabian or Turkestan (because I'm non-huwhite), or go with a completely fictional division like SS Iroquois, since I'm a feather-nigger, lel. I'd love to see the reactions when everyone sees basically a nigger-nazi.

I'm probably going to get a lot of shit for it, but hey, if this is the last Bronycon, I wanna make it memorable.

Any ideas where I might be able to snag a reproduction Wehrmacht uniform (obviously I want a reproduction, because a genuine uniform is probably expensive as all Hell, plus I wouldn't want to ruin a piece of history by putting ponyshit all over it), if there are any good websites you lot can recommend are there any that ship to Canadistan?

>>198670
I was going to ask if you can ship to Canada, but the store said otherwise. I'll probably grab an armband when I find you there, or if I find you there.

>>199358
I'm glad to see someone else is planning to shitpost Mlpol ^_^
I'm gonna be offering free Mlpol t-shirts to attendees who correctly answer questions like "How many jews did Hitler kill?". I'll also be passing out pamphlets preaching the truth of John Elway and Football.

>>198290
We should get a booth.

>>199361
Not enough.

>>199383
That is correct

So apparently I am one of at least 3 from Mlpol who will be attending Harmony Con this weekend. No shenanigens to speak of, just lulz and maybe meetups. Its my first Con, so I don't even know what to expect. If anyone else plans on attending, look for a burnt juice shirt or the most atrocious Denver Broncos themed christmas sweater (depending on how cold it is).

>>203502
Remember the secret hand signal /)

I don't suppose anyone from here is planning on attending EFNW?

>>203503
You know what goes great with secret hand signals? The Denver Broncos
>>203504
Nope, but nice ID trips

>go to a convention where 3dpd dress up like sluts but wont fuck.
I prefer a bar than going to one of these things

>>203534
>hoping to get laid at a con
Anon, I,....

>>203504
Snap, the talent participation is much better than Harmony Con.

And for logistical reasons, I'm not going to be attending Harmony con after all.
Best wishes to those who will attend, I hope everyone has a blast!

Well, I just bought my tickets

>>203534
20, and a virgin? Anon, you simply must get your head out of those dusty old books.

We (mlp) are sending you to go live near BronyCon to learn about the magic of hookups.

Please write us personal reports about the lessons you learn, and send them to us by dragon!

>>203534

Not true, I'm going to BC and honestly if I can find a cute enough guy who's just into ponies and shit I wouldn't mind hooking up (am female, we exist) But finding a guy like that in a sea of neckbeards? I might as well keep dreaming. Though I guess if I get drunk enough at the rave anything's possible. Your local thotty fluttershy cosplayer's just gonna be there to have a good time

>>210024
>(am female, we exist)
>Bait
But anyways.
Tits or GTFO.

>>210024
Bost tiddies

>>210024
It's all about having a good time. Honestly it would probably be easier finding a quality man first then get him into ponies. It's much easier for a woman to admit her love of MLP than it is for a man.

>>210024
Tits + Timestamp or GTFO

threadly reminder for all MLPOL attendees to liquidate Christian Weston Chandler on sight with extreme prejudice for his Transgressions against National Socialist Horsefucking and germanic christmas trees.

Take a picture of the fresh corpse or present the severed head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbK_7MsRIrQ

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>>210024
>"But finding a guy like that in a sea of neckbeards?"
Think of the possibilities. You could be doing not just the neckbeard, but the world a service. You could prevent a mass shooting, or at least a suicide.
You could break their obsession with 2D waifus, cause them to take pussy down from the pedestal they placed it on.
The path to becoming a functional, or even a productive member of society would appear easier than before for them to take. Appealing, even.

>>210024
>>210025

Got to agree with that. 'em tiddies up front now or GTFO!

>>210024
Post pics

>>210034
This dude is suffering from a mental illness and is going to kill himself soon.

fucking hell i need to get a move on with my autisim

>>211712
What are you making poner?

Post convention THOTs