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Horsefuckers, how long have you been clopping? what is your story? Did you try to resist your sexual attraction to the ponies? I started three years ago today [April 22], and I'd like to know how others got into it.
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No.18583
I guess I'll go first. I started watching the show right before New Years 2013, and fell into obsession with it pretty quickly, talking about it frequently with like-minded people at my university. When I first heard of sexualization of the show, I was in disbelief, because I didn't understand how that was even possible.

My first ever hint of attraction came in March of that year when I was watching a parody series with a number of friends on a train ride to Vienna, and I felt a slight arousal seeing Cadance pinned down to the ground by Twilight. I was disgusted by that reaction. There were other small hints, like my giddy reaction to a joke about having sex with rainbow dash.

By the end of the year and the beginning of the next I was genuinely unsure of my sexuality and was fascinated by the sexualization of the show. I did not like clopping, because besides the implied zooaphilia, it seemed to drag down a completely innocent show and characters. by March I was certain, but I still resisted it. It was by April 22 that I finally gave in and embraced it
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>>18580
If you'd asked me my views on the subject a month ago I'd have called you degenerate and suggested you gas yourself. However I've found I've gotten used to the idea pretty quickly. Believe it or not it's actually helping me wean my way off of what I consider more degenerate types of porn. Paradoxically, I find I objectify these fictional characters less than I do women in normal porn, because having seen the show I recognize these characters as being entities that have personalities and feelings, as opposed to porn which trains your brain to see mindless jizz receptacles that you don't give a second thought to as soon as you close the browser tab.

As crazy as it sounds I honestly believe horse porn is making me less degenerate.
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>>18580
I have read some erotic poni fanfiction, a little of which Ifound moderately exciting but not sufficiently to "clop." I have also made attempts at writing same. Sometimes while visualizing a scene I become slightly but not especially aroused. Of course, I also mostly write sex farce and deliberately bad trollfic and post it at 4chan.

I find Celestia and Luna kind of fuckable. And Rarity. And Fleur, and Nurse Redheart. I am, on an emotional level, tremendously drawn to Celestia, to the point of regarding her as a sort of quasi-waifu. But not sufficiently that any pony is the primary object of my fantasies when I'm jerkin' the gherkin, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Does that mean I'm in the wrong place?
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It's awfully quiet in here.
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No.24276
>>24239
Well anon most people have a thing called "shame".
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No.24325
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Having been a furfag for several years, leaving that, and shortly thereafter finding pony and its corresponding clop, there wasnt much "naw Im not going to jerk it to that" and more "oh thats hot."
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>>24325
Ah. Since no one else appears to be here, do you have any favorite characters? What appeals to you about them.
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>>24416
The distinction I draw between the two categories is that "bronies" want to fuck the cute talking cartoon horse, but "furries" want to BE the cute talking cartoon horse.

Not saying one is better than the other here, just defining terms.
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>>24416
Mods turned you into Gypsy now, Romanian?
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>>24885

he overextended his credit on ironic shitposting
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>>24900
Whoa, there's a rich vein of salt in this one! I'm going in!
Nice try at pseudo-psych there. You seem pretty self-loathing to interpret deception from a simple, factual statement. I WILL admit to having done degenerate things, but clopping has never made the list, sorry.
Meanwhile, your disgust reaffirms my interpretation of self-loathing which of course you unconsciously deny (re: denial) as evidenced by the prideful 'my face' closer.
Tl;dr Hit me again bro
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>>24926
Because there's a pony image for everything! I can search and have a perfect response image at will thanks to this fandom! It's funny too, cuz right up to, and even INTO Apr 1st I would have argued right alongside you!
But THEN, there were some delightful interactions, some bonding, and I realized something.
As suggested by many, most notably Ecclesiastes (papahrased): Before 'God', all things are vanity.
Ipsofacto, I may not clop but there are things I do which horsefuckers might find distasteful and crude. Everyone is distasteful and degenerate, most notably those who degeneratively rail against others for degeneracy.
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>>25399
Mod are gods but strange things are happening. Have the alphabets been horsing around?
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>>25413
Gyp-poo? Sounds absolutely fowl!
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>>25425
As I understand it, it's supposed to taste like tomatoes, not birds.
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>>25429
If only Divine was still alive. She would tell us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g09RQfWEY4
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No.25442
>>18580
>Did you try to resist your sexual attraction to the ponies?
Why would I? It's just pictures and it hurts no one. It is not like I would try to have have sex with a horse or anything. Fiction != Reality

>what is your story?

Joined the ride really late. Faped to furry shit previously so no biggie.
Won't fap to waifu though. She is not for sexual, she is PURE!!

also who in their right mind could resist these hips/asses?
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If this does not get your dick hard I don't know what will. https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGcs2vzUStmiSAXS/giphy.gif
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Pony is not for sexual
(shall not be infringed)
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>>25525
But it's so difficult not to…
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>>25524
I thought that was gonna be something disgusting. But Holy Fuck! That's hot.
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>>25580
Sorry I couldn't upload it to the site, its a big GIF. But very hot.
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W R O N G
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I've been fapping to pone since 2012. Got addicted to it since horsefuckers kept posting pics of RD getting fucked. I thought it was wrong first, but I eventually gave in because the call for horsepussies was too strong. Since then, I only fap to R34. It's pretty great because of how wide the fetishes are and how numerous the porn is.

I really like fapping to them because it's not like how it would be with some used up whore in 3D porn.
You actually care about the well being of the characters. You want them to feel good, to make them comfortable, to exchange an intimate moment. Their cuteness and innocence are a plus.
You just don't want to pump and dump.
Even thinking about kissing a character or even rubbing their belly brings you a boner, while you wouldn't feel that by watching 3D porn. It feels much more pure.
That's why I will probably never quit MLP porn, because of how much passion there is in it.
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