1. Take neutral stance, 2. Profit from all involved parties, 3. Autistically stand before ethnic issues while enjoying warring parties money as Switzerland does
Please, DO NOT engage in any nearby conflict, not take active participation in case of local conflicts, let the police handle it.
This is your first warning. (USER'S UNBRIDLED ENTHUSIASM FOR COCK RIVALS EVEN THAT OF 4CHAN FOUNDER CHRISTOPHER POOLE)