/mlpol/ - 2018 Autumn Babby Cup

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>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

Fresh pasta 4 the chat:
You know what goes great with adorable pastel ponies? The Denver Broncos.
Its a little known fact that John Elway is not permitted to play for /mlp/, because then the whole team would decimate /vp/ with the unfair advantage of an excessive Football penis that fires hot loads of American down their throats, because John Elway is himself Football and 100% at that, as are the Denver Broncos. Why, if John Elway were playing for /mlp/ then they would become automatic Denver Broncos, all of whom would throat-rape /vp/ with a whole team of massive Football penises that would fire hot loads of American down their throats.
In order to maintain the fairness of the 4cc, neither the Denver Broncos and especially not John Elway are allowed to play because that would be not too much Football because there's never too much Football, but so much Football would cause /vp/ to catch fire and literally drown in their tears which could only be soothed by the satiny tongue of Gene Shalit, who is also not allowed to play for /mlp/ because while he is not 100% Football, he does American.

You know what goes great with rigging? The Denver Broncos.
Its uncontestable that the cup is rigged, because the Denver Broncos don't play for /mlp/. This is to preserve the pretense of fair play, without which there could be no cup as everyone would realize that since they are Football and are the best at American and would offer their puckered anuses up for a thorough raping by the glorious manhood of the Denver Broncos, which happens to also look like the Denver Broncos. This is also why John Elway doesn't play because he's just that Football. He's so Football that his American looks like John Elway, so that when he throat-rapes /vp/ it looks like John Elway throat-raping /vp/ with John Elway, showering them with a bukkake-load of American that leaves /vp/ dripping extacy, tears, American, and of course Football.
Yes that's right chump even the spooge of the Denver Broncos, the most of whom is John Elway, is 100% Football resulting in American for all those who look upon them. In an act of sheer benevolence, John Elway directed the Denver Broncos to not American for /mlp/ but instead to support them from the crowd, to make the crowd American and Football because the Denver Broncos ARE Football and also the best at American.

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