Today's Lineup (EST): /toy/ v. /vp/ begins in minutes /g/ v. /aco/ 1:40 /tv/ v. /lgbt/ 2:20 /ck/ v. /out/ 3:00 /pol/ v. /asp/ 3:40 /fit/ v. /mu/ 4:20 /p/ v. /3/ 5:00 /lit/ v. /w/ 5:40
At the end of the 1st round of matches: /mlp/ v /wsg/ 2-1 (/mlp/) /s4s/ v. /o/ 2-0 (/s4s/) /x/ v. /biz/ 2-3 (/biz/) /an/ v. /f/ 1-2 (/f/) /co/ v. /wg/ 4-4 (tie) /fa/ v. /c/ 2-2 (tie) /gif/ v. /cm/ (tie) /u/ v. /his/ 2-1 (/u/) /toy/ v. /vp/ 4-7 (/vp/) /g/ v. /aco/ 0-0 (tie) /tv/ v. /lgbt/ 2-1 (/tv/) /ck/ v. /out/ 3-3 (tie) /pol/ v. /asp/ 1-1 (tie) /fit/ v. /mu/ 1-4 (/mu/) /p/ v. /3/ 1-3 (/3/) /lit/ v. /w/ 1-3 (/w/)
Sunday Schedule: /mlp/ v. /s4s/ 1:00 /wsg/ v. /o/ 1:40 /x/ v. /an/ 2:20 /biz/ v. /f/ 3:00 /co/ v. /f/ 3:40 /wg/ v. /c/ 4:20 /gif/ v. /u/ 5:00 /cm/ v. /his/ 5:40
Okay. If /s4s/ beats /wsg/ then /mlp/ can move on with a win or a tie (or "less" of a loss). If /wsg/ beats /s4s/ then /mlp/ must win by 1 or more than /wsg/ wins by. If /wsg/ ties /s4s/ then /mlp/ must win.
Schedule for Friday (EST): /toy/ v. /g/ 1:00 /vp/ v. /aco/ 1:40 /tv/ v. /ck/ 2:20 /lgbt/ v. /out/ 3:00 /pol/ v. /fit/ 3:40 /asp/ v. /mu/ 4:20 /p/ v. /lit/ 5:00 /3/ v. /w/ 5:40
Against all odds, and in defiance of all preconception, /mlp/ moves on to the elimination rounds and consequently the elite Winter cup. 1st 1/2 of the progressing teams: /s4s/ yay! /mlp w0oT! /biz/ hooray Plus! /f/ /co/ /wg/ /u/ bastards /his/
Tomorrow's schedule: /g/ v. /vp/ 1:00 /aco/ v. /toy/ 1:40 /ck/ v. /lgbt/ 2:20 /out/ v. /tv/ 3:00 /fit/ v. /asp/ 3:40 /mu/ v. /pol/ 4:20 /lit/ v. /3/ 5:00 /w/ v. /p/ 5:40
If /pol/ can win this (and they don't even have to win, if /asp/ loses or ties) then there's a chance of an /mlpol/ final. Gibs ur nanergies for the father-board!
These are the RO16 matches. Not only are there really good matchups like /biz/-/pol/, /tv/-/mlp/ and /vp/-/f/ but this could actually result in an /mlpol/ final. Pretty hype
>>183070 >/biz/-/pol/ The Jew Bowl should be a fun match to watch. If /biz/ takes on /mlp/ later then that would be very informational. It would help tell us how good or how shit the current /mlp/ management is.
>>183319 >Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs >In contact with aliens >Possess psychic-like abilities >Control france with an iron but fair fist >Own castles & banks globally >Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) >Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth >First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies >both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them >They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world >You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now >The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land? >They learned fluent French in under a week >Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff >The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society >In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
>>183335 /mlpol/ wasn't doing so good in the early rounds of the /pol/ league either. Besides, technically these upcoming matches are irrelevant toward the 3rd star. Its just for keks and memes nao.
>>183340 >>183342 I mean I still fully believe in /mlp/ in expect them to at least make it to the semi finals but that doesn't change the fact that group A was a complete clusterfuck for us.
Finals for today: /s4s/ got bullied out in benuldies /biz/ crashed /co/'s series ended No /u/ Press F for /f/ /tv/ was turned off in benuldies /ck/ overcooked themselves in benuldies and no matter how good the model looks, /3/ just couldn't get finished.
>>184468 Lets not forget, ever since spring if /mlpol/ finals happen and /pol/ wins, then the /pol/ manager will watch the second season of MLP on stream.
Fresh pasta 4 the chat: You know what goes great with adorable pastel ponies? The Denver Broncos. Its a little known fact that John Elway is not permitted to play for /mlp/, because then the whole team would decimate /vp/ with the unfair advantage of an excessive Football penis that fires hot loads of American down their throats, because John Elway is himself Football and 100% at that, as are the Denver Broncos. Why, if John Elway were playing for /mlp/ then they would become automatic Denver Broncos, all of whom would throat-rape /vp/ with a whole team of massive Football penises that would fire hot loads of American down their throats. In order to maintain the fairness of the 4cc, neither the Denver Broncos and especially not John Elway are allowed to play because that would be not too much Football because there's never too much Football, but so much Football would cause /vp/ to catch fire and literally drown in their tears which could only be soothed by the satiny tongue of Gene Shalit, who is also not allowed to play for /mlp/ because while he is not 100% Football, he does American.
You know what goes great with rigging? The Denver Broncos. Its uncontestable that the cup is rigged, because the Denver Broncos don't play for /mlp/. This is to preserve the pretense of fair play, without which there could be no cup as everyone would realize that since they are Football and are the best at American and would offer their puckered anuses up for a thorough raping by the glorious manhood of the Denver Broncos, which happens to also look like the Denver Broncos. This is also why John Elway doesn't play because he's just that Football. He's so Football that his American looks like John Elway, so that when he throat-rapes /vp/ it looks like John Elway throat-raping /vp/ with John Elway, showering them with a bukkake-load of American that leaves /vp/ dripping extacy, tears, American, and of course Football. Yes that's right chump even the spooge of the Denver Broncos, the most of whom is John Elway, is 100% Football resulting in American for all those who look upon them. In an act of sheer benevolence, John Elway directed the Denver Broncos to not American for /mlp/ but instead to support them from the crowd, to make the crowd American and Football because the Denver Broncos ARE Football and also the best at American.
Its 1 and 2. Here's 3 I haven't seen this much throat-raping of /vp/ since /mlp/ throat-raped /vp/. You know what also goes great with throat-raping /vp/? The Denver Broncos. When it comes to throat-raping, John Elway is the throat-rapingest throat-rapist who raped /vp/'s throat. Because he's so good at it he opted not to play and instead taught /mlp/ how to American, which was already known to some of /mlp/ because John Elway was born of Rainbow Dash, which is why he is so Football. He's so Football that he's 100% Football, causing explosions of Football inside every throat he rapes, including /vp/. But to allow him to rape /vp/'s throat, would be like allowing John Elway to play in the 4cc which would be completely unfair because of how Football he is. Have I mentioned he's 100% Football, because that's how much of a throat-rapist he is and why he taught /mlp/ how to rape throats of /vp/ because ponies are American, and are also Football. They're not Football like John Elway, no he's 100% Football, but they are Football and they do American.
>>184625 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH THE APPUL KITS
Some basic pasta I borrowed and corrected from /vp/.
/)^3^(\\ Dear /vp/, you are shit. Whatever is going on in your life right now, please know that you suck and your team is not important. You are not loved /)^3^(\\
where was our defense why were our attackers with no support why did you use the fucking ponka kits why are there unfunny memes where was our defense WHERE THE FUCK WAS OUR DEFENSE YOU FUCKING RETARD
FUCKING RESIGN RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT LITERALLY A FUCKING 5-YEAR-OLD CHILD CAN DO THIS BETTER THAN YOU
FUCKING
KILL YOURSELF >OH YEAH IT DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE IT'S FUN AND DOESN'T MATTER
THEN DON'T FUCKING MANAGE IF YOU DON'T CARE YOU FUCKING SHITFUCKER
>>184654 there's already a little cross over, most of the /mlp/ management is better then me anyway >>184667 >>"oh shit, this is actually working?" - /mlpol/ manager It worked, which is all that matters. No believed me when I said a 4-1-5 was elite and muscler
I had no idea plus as managing other teams on the side. I dont know if any money is involved or how it will be spend, but i dont really care about 4/mlp/. They are no brother of mine no more. From the rumor i heard about the trainwreck the preparation threads for the 4cc threads for /mlp/ were i find it surprising they got as far as they did.
HELLO I COME FROM THE FUTURE WHERE /mlpol/ HAS BECOME AN OFFICIAL 4CC TEAM AND HAS WON IT'S 15TH 4CHAN ELITE CUP IN A ROW AND EVERYBODY ON THE CHAT IS A NAZI HORSEFUCKER. THE FATE OF THE 4CC RESTS WITH THIS PASTA!
>>184654 Our management was /biz/ which lost to /pol/. and /pol/ isn't in finals yet. People who keep talking about the management is overreacting. It's not like they didn't put the work.
HELLO I COME FROM THE FUTURE WHERE /mlpol/ HAS BECOME AN OFFICIAL 4CC TEAM AND HAS WON IT'S 15TH 4CHAN ELITE CUP IN A ROW AND EVERYBODY ON THE CHAT IS A NAZI HORSEFUCKER. THE FATE OF THE 4CC RESTS WITH THIS PASTA!
>>184938 if both teams advance and the second placed gets into the opposite bracket, it is possible to have both /mlpol/ in group stage and in the final
If anyone still gives a shit here are the team awards from the autumn cup. >/pol/ won team of the tournament. >/mlp/ won best new models Overall I think the distribution here was fair. And despite /vp/ not being /myteam/ I think they deserve everyone of those awards for their excellent performance.
>>185820 Winter will still probably be on 2017 but the recent user poll was heavily in favor of 2018 so /aesco/ is now working on getting it to work. It just needs time so it might be ready for the next Spring babby.