/mlpol/ - >HI ANON, I BROKE INTO YOUR BOARD

>HI ANON, I BROKE INTO YOUR BOARD

>>167122
Condense…

How is it hanging, can'tdance?

Sup, CandyAss. How's /sp/ been lately?

>>167122
Hey Candace, how's it going after the cup?

>>167122
Great. Now where's that pizza I ordered?

>>167133
Remember,
no tipping.

>>167133
No no, you got it wrong, it's peetzer.

>Anon, the janitor kicked me out of my home. I don't have anywhere to go.

>>167136
Well Coincidence, how about you stay here. Just don't press the red button.

>>167122
I hate you so god damn much!

>>167136
Well, Cadence, what do you know: there aren't any janitors around here! Why don't you stay here?

Just, you know, seriously, don't press the red button. Seriously.
(Wrong)

>>167136
Did you bring any pizza?

>>167141
>pizza
peetzer

>>167141
>Anon, who do you think I am? Of course I brought the peetzer!

>>167144
But I wanted delivery.

Ok, serious talk Cutedance.
Where are my tendies?!

>>167138
>Just don't press the red button.
>>167140
>Just, you know, seriously, don't press the red button. Seriously.

>Anon, I think I messed up
(Are jannies, you're welcome to stay; push the red button)

>>167149
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>167149
YOU EEEDIOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

>>167149
You know I forgave you a lot of things. I even forgave you for messing up the cup but this?

>>167149
What have you done?!

>>167140
Don't bantz me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>167156
fucking horses

>>167150
>>167151
>>167152
>>167153
>>167155
>>167158
>I'm sorry anon… It was before you told me not to. Please don't hate me.

>>167160
…You know what? It's fine. I'm sure we just overreacted, anyways. Just so long as you don't also hit the BLUE button, we'll be okay!

>>167160
I'm gonna boop you for this you dumb animal! I gonna do it you hear me!? I GONNA BOOP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>167161
>Hey, Anon. I pressed the blue button.

>>167163
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE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>>167163
Well congratulations Candybass, what's the next step of your master plan?!

>>167163
STOP PRESSING BUTTONS

>>167166
Crashing this board, WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>167168
Do you feel in charge?

>ANON, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME! SOMEONE IS IMPERSONATING ME AND PUSHING BUTTONS!

>>167168
>>167172
But which one is the real Con Dence!?

>>167172
That's what you want us to think!

>>167172
>some pink pony messes up everything you could possibly think of

>>167173
>>167174
>>167175
>ANON I'M THE REAL CONDENSE!
That's exactly what the fake condense would say. She's the one that's been going around pushing buttons.
>ANON, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!

Hmm…I have an idea…
>>167178
PIZZA!

>>167179
What does pizza have to do with anything?
>ANON, IT'S PEETZER!

>>167181
Found the bug!

>>167181
Your sorcery doesn't fool me, you shapeshifting arthropod!

>>167182
>>167183
Anon, maybe there's some way I could convince you…

>>167186
Depends. Do you have the tendies?

>>167186
Turn into anon filly and suck my dick. Do that and I could care less if you're fake.

>>167187
>>167188
ANON, DON'T FALL FOR HER TRICKS!

>>167189
How could I trust you?

>>167189
B-but tendies!

>>167190
Don't trust either! Have you forgotten the Winter Cup?

>>167189
You're gonna need to do better than that.

>>167190
>>167191
Anon, Don't listen to her. You can trust me.

>>167194
Now this is a pone I can trust.

>>167194
>>167189
See Candy? Doesn't matter that she's a heartless bloodsucking bug. She can offer us things we don't deserve.

>>167194
What a good poner.

>>167196
>>167197
>>167203
>Anon, I have stuffed crust peetzer. She's just trying to steal your love.

>>167194
Whelp, I've got what I-
>>167204
-Wait, is that peetzer supreme? Hell yeah, I'm with you on this, now.

>>167204
doubt.doubt

>>167204
You can't go wrong with stuffed crust.

>>167207
>>167208
>>167209
>>167210
>>167212
WHAT IS WITH YOU IDIOTS AND PIZZA?!

>>167218
>tendies
I have a job

>>167218
Peetzer is love!

>>167218
Where did the other Cadence go? Anon are you ok?

>100000 hours in mspaint

>HI ANON, HAVE YOU SEEN CONDENSE?

>>167232
I don't care what anyone says about >Hey Anon or chocolate milk memes. This thread is gold.

Yes Twiggle, we saw Candyass a bit ago. We bonded over peetzer after killing bug hoers for pushing both the red and blue buttons.

>>167232
Yeah, we were with Candy all day. We had peetzer, killed a bug, pushed some buttons, it was a grand ol' time.

>>167232
By the way, Purple, have you seen my milk?

>>167276
>What mil… bwhaaaaa…!!!

>>167269
>>167275
>What buttons? I don't see any buttons.
>>167276
…

>>167374
Oh, good, there it is!

>>167392
>What? Did you think I'd spill your milk or something?
>>167393
>Thanks for the bump.

>>167398
No, I just wanted to know where my milk was.

>>167398
You're a good poner twibrite snorkel, keep being good

>>167464
But she's muh waifu.

BAN ROLEPLAY THREADS

>>167888
>BAN FUN THREADS
fixed that for you

>>167888
>"I necro'd this thread to complain about how much I dislike it"

wew

>>167935
>>167933
roleplaying is banned on /mlp/
respect your elders

>>167937
So is fun.

Fuck those guys.

>>168269
>This place is for happy ponies
I object! Unhappy ponies allowed!

Ponies who enjoy not being happy, cause they also exist.

>>168271
r allowed, now expections

>>168276
Fucc, that's some good stuff. I especially like the girl's singing. Reminds me a lot of Elena Siegman but without the juxtaposition of her heavenly singing voice and godawful screeching.

That being said Siegman's screeching fits the theme and such, but you can imitate monstrous voices and such in music and film/games/cartoons, without it being that highly un-listenable. Kinda like you can make an asshole in a show that you know you're supposed to dislike, but not legitimately be annoying to the viewer.

Hi Anons! I heard you where in need of a helicopter pilot!

>>168289
>implying we're ever not in need of a helicopter pilot

>>168283
Goth Metal, my dude. Usually includes soprano girl, growling guy, choir, symphony, bass riffs and lots of black. And you'll end up used to the growling eventually!
Try the bands Tristania, Theatre of Tragedy (early stuff, they went electro-pop later), Nightwish, Sirenia, Sins of Thy Beloved, Draconian, Xandria.
The best soprano girly is: https://youtu.be/kWBoAMQKRMs https://youtu.be/0uLwQCSir60
Good resource for when you find a band you like and want to locate similar, search box here:
https://www.metal-archives.com/

>>167937
This isn't /mlp/.
/mlp/ is underaged autists without any maturity or interest in intellectual or important things. There is no mod who will delete a thread that hurts you, there is no rule that prevent you to see things you won't like to see, and there are things you don't wanna see you will see here.

If you don't think you can make it, leave /mlpol/ now and go back to /mlp/, but if you want to see something else, lurk more and see how deep it goes.
And grow up for God's sake!

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