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No.150150
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>go to subway
>order cheapest sandwich
>ask for double meat and double chesse
>pickles
>oil
>lettuce
>mayo
>pickles
>oil
>lettuce
>mayo
>pickles
>oil
>lettuce
>mayo
>"will that be all sir?"
>yes thank you
>"total will be $8.45"
>oh shit I on;y have enough money for the base sandwich i didn't know lettuce and meat costs extra
>agrees to charge me base
>get sandwich for only $4.50
>cram it in the trashcan
>never return
Anonymous
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No.150155
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Dude, just give it to some homeless guy on the street. Cheating (((Subway))) is one thing, but wasting food? Come on.
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No.150156
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>giving subway business
Let's be more effective. Let's enjoy a delicious Publix deli sandwich instead.
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No.150159
>>150150
>Costing Subway MAYBE a few pennies
Vote with your wallet retard. Don't give them business at all and instead give business to better companies as >>150156 said.
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No.150162
>>150155
This
Also eat at Jersey Mike's you cuck. Mikes way is the only way.
Anonymous
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No.150166
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>buy ingredients
>have wife make sandwich
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No.150171
>>150166
For best results use quality ingredients.
You should make sure the food looks good, too.
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No.150178
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>>150150

i ate at subway a couble times years ago. tastes alright but it gets pretty pricey if you do it on a regular basis. if you know what bread to use it is not exactly hard to emulate these kind of sandviches just by visiting a moderaltey sized supermarket.
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No.150188
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>>150178
source
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No.150191
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>>150188
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No.150194
Just make your own shit. There is a reason shills hate the maker movement on cuck /pol/.
Anonymous
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No.150195
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>>150191
can't believe that degenerate shit gave me a boner wtf
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No.150199
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>>150195
How did you not realise it was anthro from the shoulders?
Anonymous
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No.150202
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>>150199
It's degenerate because it's loli not because it's anthro
anthro is less degenerate than feral in any case
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No.150203
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>>150202
I bet you think futa is only 50% gay too, faggot.
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>>150202
DELET THIS
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No.150205
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>>150203
futa is gross
they always draw the tits too big
>>150204
feral and lolis are degenerate
might as well fap to a picture of a chicken egg
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No.150208
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>>150205
>fap to a picture of a chicken egg
I don't care how long it takes, I'm going to do this.
Anonymous
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No.150209
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>>150208
have fun degenerate
jesus is watching
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No.150213
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>>150209
Then he's as much of a degenerate as I am.
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No.150215
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>>150213
Jesus weeps
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No.150216
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>>150215
Voyeurism is also a sin.
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No.150217
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>>150216
Do you really think jesus is jerking it to your shame?
Anonymous
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No.150218
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>>150217
Whether he jerks it or not is irrelevant, simply viewing the sexual acts of another with or without their knowledge is voyeurism. Assuming he is watching, he can look away any time he wants.
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No.150220
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>>150218
shut up aethiest shitstain
Anonymous
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No.150222
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>>150220
>Implying atheist
I was raised catholic, converted to christian, then lost faith altogether for reasons I won't get into, zealot. We were given freedom of choice, I choose to exercise that god given right knowing full well the consequences that may or may not come with it. Better than the alternative of having it, and being disallowed to exercise it under threat of damnation, which I consider to be a unique form of sadism, which is also sin.

Try reading the bible cover to cover some time, you may find some things in there that you really don't like. Things that the priests tend to skip over on weekly readings.
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No.150224
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>>150222
degenerate as hell
Anonymous
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No.150225
>>150224
It is, however, my god given choice to be, is it not?
Anonymous
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No.150234
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>>150222
Dude, cut that shit out. Other religions are winning because atheists and sorta-atheists keep being a cunt to this one.

The violence, rape, and genocide in the bible is there because they're what bring views in. Violence, rape, and genocide is in the islamic bible because that's what their religion is.
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>>150234
Are you implying I'm a "sorta-atheist"? Not shitting on a religion just because the others are winning is a rather poor way to look at it, don't you think? For what it's worth, the others are only winning, Islam especially, because the atrocity in it is masked and downplayed. Something that the various sects of the Catholic faith or whatever don't really attempt to hide, it's at least honest with itself that God is an angry, jealous, vindictive and sadistic prick more often than not, and that the price of heaven is only any semblance of free will.

If you need to hide what your religion entails to keep your followers, then what is the point? What is the point of teaching your followers that you have the option to choose as you will if you then lie to them to make them choose as you will. I'm no atheist, I do believe god exists because I have faith that he does, I simply choose to believe that, based on his acts in the various writing we have, that he is not worthy of mankind's adoration, or at the very least my own. That a god who would demand that we not judge lest we be judged ourselves, presumably by him, would then exclude himself from being judged by us. I won't compromise my beliefs or surrender my will out of self interest, to spare myself from torment, because such a surrender would not be sincere.

Therefore, I will come on a chicken egg because it is funny to me.
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No.150238
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>>150237
Stop being a cunt. No Christian actually believes in God or the Devil, he just wants his kids to be good, terrified that the Devil will get them, until they become old enough to realize why those stories about the boogeyman and the wolves and the baby-eating witches exists.
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No.150241
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>>150238
>No Christian actually believes
Who's the atheist now?

>He just wants his kids to be good

The old testament teaches you to be unquestioningly subservient to higher authority or face wrath, the new testament is the one that teaches you to be good, and only because Jesus, a better man than God came down to talk to us, most everything else was written by and from the experiences of other men, not God.

I really don't think I need to say much more than I already have to justify ejaculating over unfertilised poultry.
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No.150243
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>>150241
g*d bless austrailians
Anonymous
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No.150245
>>150243
Begone, Jew.
Anonymous
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No.150253
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>>150156
didn't publix pull their political donations and cave to David Hog?
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No.150254
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>>150191
>human vagina
your soul shall never recover from the torment I subject you to anon
Anonymous
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No.150261
>>150150
Am not the guy to do this kind of thing. I use my wallet and arguments.
What is the problem with subway? I liked it a lot more than other fast food joints.
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No.150262
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>>150237
Islam is winning over Christianity because Muslims fervently believe in all their wacky bullshit to the point where they're willing to kill for it, whereas Christianity has become watered down and spineless. The majority of the Christian world either identifies as atheist or treats their religion as a Sunday thing. If you don't believe you don't have to believe, but there's really no point in going around loudly pointing out fallacies and inconsistencies in Christianity as if you're the first person to ever think of them. I'm not personally religious either but after a certain point I realized it was time to move past the edgy fedora-tipper phase and just nod politely when someone says "God bless you." Defining yourself by something you don't believe in is just stupid, and in any case attacking Christianity, which poses no credible threat to the West, instead of Islam, which poses a significant threat, is counterproductive.

The relationship between Islam and Christianity right now is similar to the relationship between Christianity and the old Roman pantheon during the decline of the Empire. Rome was futilely trying to revive interest in an old religion nobody gave a fuck about anymore, while Christianity was attracting a lot of rabid, passionate followers. The end result was that eventually Christianity became so prevalent that the Emperor decided it would be easier to just convert and make it the official state religion. The main difference is that Christianity is a generally peaceful religion that mostly spread organically due to its message simply resonating with people; Islam is an inherently violent religion that has always sought to forcibly conquer foreign provinces and convert them through force.
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No.150263
>>150150
also this is really stupid. I'm not really aware of anything Subway has done that should make me angry at them as a company, but in any case if you want to deny them shekels then just don't eat there in the first place. All you really did was waste $4.50 and throw away some perfectly edible food like a jackass. Not sure what you were trying to prove exactly.
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No.150274
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>>150202
>loli is degenerate
Back to the >>>/9gag/
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No.150275
>>150274
go away child fucker
don't you dare post pictures of underage horses
Anonymous
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No.150276
>>150262
>If you don't believe you don't have to believe
That's not what I said, I literally am a believer, I just have a very low opinion of God as a being, come on now, don't tell me you read past everything I said and just assumed I'm a godless fedora tipper.
Anonymous
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No.150325
>>150209
Didn't Jesus see all of man's past, present and future sins in that garden before he died for our sins?
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No.150328
>>150253
Last I heard, butthurt libs were staging ineffectual die-ins in Flordia publixes because they were standing by their donations.

Kroger caved and announced that they were going to stop selling black-gun magazines in their stores.
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No.150355
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>>150156
Can confirm, a very Floridian image
There was this one story from some chick
>Having sex with some guy
>He remembers there's half a pubsub in the fridge
>Stops sex and goes to town on the sandwich
They're that good
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