/mlpol/ - Mark Zuckerberg is now testifying before congress

I still don't know what he did that was illegal. Facebook is completely immoral and I would never knowingly use any of its services, but as far as I can tell he didn't break any laws

>>139199
They did something wrong according to leaking data of Europeans which is illegal. Here this is just a show hearing about muh Russia hacks.

>>139197
Just pull his skin suit off and get it over with, we all know he's a fucking lizard at this point.

Facebook Stock is up 4.5%. So Zuckerberg must be doing really well in these sets of questioning

>>139261
I am not so sure, I would say he is doing badly (I am watching about 2 hour delay so I don't know what he has said recently). But people might not understand what he says. He is basically dodging every question.
>"You own your data in the sense you chose to post to FB and give us access to it" - Zuccerberg
And he is just doing general answers to all questions.

>>139265
Alright. Let me rephrase that. The Senators are doing terribly

>>139266
That might be correct. Hopefully they tried to nice to lull Succer into a false sense of security, and they plan to shank him really good down the line.

Zuckerberg day 2
>Facebook's CEO Mark Zuckerberg Testifies Before Congress | Day 2
https://youtu.be/_Te_LKt5DpY

>>139266
Most of them received massive donations from Facebook.

What's wrong with him?

>>139549
He is skating on thin ice. He knows his company could be in deep shit. And he uses the phrase "we generally don't" meaning they usually do. He can be glad and thank his guardian demons that there is set timelimits on the questioners.
>also that sitting posture is fucked up

>>139549
He's a Facebook bot.

>>139553
I can't get enough of these memes.

>>139549
His programming is malfunctioning, they will have to reboot him soon.

>>139197
>>139221
>>139549
>>139553

I am unironically starting to believe the fakebook goblin is an alien, a robot or a demon. this is not normal. look at this anatomy.

>>139197
Didn't ask him about whether Facebook does, in fact, collect data on potential 'missing' users
(based on current user info)
-ahead of time so that it can recommend them things and recommend new users, real friends, day one.

Wasn't asked about the extent of previous political involvement.

Was never thoroughly grilled about coercive tactics,
like forcing users who toe out of line to use ID verification via photo and (assumedly) human input to confirm.

Big nothing burger lads.

>>139595
They tried some yesterday and today to ask if he gathered info on people who didn't have FB account ("shadow accounts"). But because each member only had 4 minutes to their disposal Zuckerberg did the normal "We only collect what people chose to share….". And then drag out the time until "your time is up".

>>139598
Muh Russia too and I don't think it's just a show to get the public to hang him either.

>>139604
Hopefully they will mess him up royally down the line.

>>139549
The actual fuck is up with his anatomy? Are we sure that Zuck is even human at all?

>>139615
It's an edit you nigger flag.

>>139617
Still doesn't explain anything else about him, you roo-fucking aussie

>>139618
Not all of us act like squishy meatbags you dense fucking neuron pack, there's literally nothing wrong with him. I'm often the same and am infact similiarly neurotic about 'weird' things.

Looks like Zuckerberg might have lied to Congress.

>A photographer captured two pages of Mark Zuckerberg’s notes for his appearance at a Senate hearing on Tuesday. Once highlighted on Twitter, the image was retweeted thousands of times.
>To many commenters, the paradox was clear. On a day Mr. Zuckerberg, the chief executive of Facebook, faced lawmakers’ questions about whether his company adequately protected users’ data, he experienced a disclosure of his own.
>The talking points gave a detailed view of Facebook’s extensive preparations for the appearance before Congress of its billionaire founder. While some of the notes matched what he said on Tuesday, others reminded him what not to say or anticipated questions that were not raised. Mr. Zuckerberg will appear Wednesday for another day of testimony.
>Another section warns Mr. Zuckerberg about comments to avoid. In response to any questions about European Union privacy and data protections, the notes instructed that he should not say Facebook already complies with a data privacy law that goes into effect in May.
http://archive.is/XzyXE

>>139854
IIRC, the robot wasn't under oath because Congress has no gonads.

>>139856
Lets hope it gives the Congress incentives to not be lenient at all but steamroll him into the ground.

>>139854
Does it also remind him how to breathe normally and how to drink water?

>>139861
Only two pages was photographed, so it is probably addressed on some of the others, so while he flicks through it he will periodically be reminded. But we could perhaps decipher from it that he has become more autonomous as they no longer have to remind him on every page, and not even several times on each page.

>>139861
HAHAHA! SIDES IN ORBIT /b/ro!
LULZ!

>>139612
IDK WHAT IS GOING ON….
BUT HERE IS SOME OC
BASED ON BODY LANGUAGE!
HAHAHA….
IT MAY NOT BE ACCURATE,
BUT,…….
FUCK YOU!
THATS
WHY!
LULZ!

>>139864
>>139869
Faggot detected

>>139870
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE :)
THE GAYDAR
IS STRONG
WITH THIS
ONE,
OBI WAN!

>>139864
…Did you have a seizure when you made that name?

>>139897
>Ignores the image
>Focuses on the watermark
>Only faggot to do so
Anon… your autism goes too far.

>>139899
Your cancer has gone too far you fucking newfag. Never post with that water mark. Lurk more.

>>139904
Nice pic from derpibooru. Do you know how to rename files, or does daddy need to hold your hand for that too?

>>139905
I'm not the retard so triggered by a fucking filename or watermark I have to derail an entire thread.

>>139906
Listen here you little shit. There is the right way to do something and the newfag way to do something. You are not doing it the right way. Become chan fluent.

>>139905
Oh, I wouldn't know anything about that…

>>139908
>Chan fluent
Said the anon trying to implement a hugbox of his personal ruleset.

>>139909
>Anthro
>Grainy image
The fuck are you doing nigger?
>>139910
>implement a hugbox
This is not about a hugbox. This is about you being uneducated. Seeing you post with no idea what you are doing is disgusting.

>>139913
>EQG memes
There is no wondering who is behind your post, newfag.

>>139912
Hey, you can't say that here! You take that back right now, before I give you Reddit Mold!

>>139915
>Reddit Mold
What is that faggot? Unlike you, I don't go to Reddit.

People who aren't smart enough to crop out watermarks should be killed by a jury of their peers.

>>139899
>focuses on my image as if it’s a serious crime to poke fun of ifunny
>gets insecure over an image and goes defensive
>calls someone else on the internet despite the fact this is the home of the greatest autists on the internet, as if it’s some insult
Anon I…

>>139916
H-h-how dare you talk badly about the front page of the internet like that! The nerve!
No, you know what, I'm just going to sign off, and enjoy my $9 clop pack, paid in full to support these quality, upstanding artists LIKE A TRUE BRONY WOULD!!

>>139922
>3posts in the entire existence of this id
>all three posts are equally shit
>absolutely abysmal comebacks, newfaggish “insults”, and lacking two legs to stand on or balls to say something with a bite behind it
>a fucking leaf
Fuck off snownigger

>>139938
2 and 4.
Who is that artist?
Not quite Shydale, not quite Rat.

>>139938
>>139939
Also, kek the hanging Anonfilly in the back on 4.

>>139938
That first one is really nice, less pornographic than just pretty.

>>139938
>uuid filenames
This is /mlpol/, not C:\Windows\winsxs

>>139946
No, seriously, what kind of tech-illiterate fagaloon manages to save perfectly good DB-tagged images as UUIDs?

Can you please stop derailing the thread? Thanks.
Do we have Hooktube Embeds yet?

>Tracking, data & 'Shadowing'
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=JO5CjmrtjLI

>Facemash & 'Diamond and Silk'
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=tJxbr6Eg79Y

>ZUCC DEFINES *HATESPEECH*
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=jbN4-QTXQZQ

>Zucc gets asked 'where are you staying?'
The reactions on his face and in the background alone are hilarious.
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=bbBY1IsnRls

>Mark on previous use of FB data
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=YdrVdHPjme8

I don't think he's even under oath.
He is also present voluntarily.
Here is some fun:
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=IuPABtlr-rM
The people they had in for day one was probably the worst one from congress. Two Senate Committees of ass and then after them mediocrity.

Details about Tonight’s #Twitter Hack – @Jack’s #Censorship Algorithm GONE! #QAnon #MAGA #DrainTheSwamp #ByeJack

https://www.neonrevolt.com/2018/04/13/details-about-tonights-twitter-hack-jacks-censorship-algorithm-gone-qanon-maga-draintheswamp-byejack/

>>140283
>mfw Q actually predicted something
Maybe, we're all Q.
Q

>>140283
>>140397

Can someone bogpill me on Q? Why do people listen to him? Isnt he just a troll? Is there evidence that proves that he does posess actual insider knowledge?

>>140753
There is no direct proof, just hundreds of coincidences and implications. The reasons might be it is illegal to release classified information, but it isn't illegal to hint to the public anonymously.

The Q LARP has been going on for 5.5 months. That's a very long time for a LARP. They are a very dedicated faker. Thjis a psyop of some sort.