/mlpol/ - Lets play a game /mlpol/

Try and guess each others favorite ponies based off of your political ideology.

That or state your favorite pony and have people guess your political ideology.

>>133893
I'll start.
Traditionalist, minarchist. Would like a monarchy but other forms of non-oligarchical benevolent dictatorships aren't bad.

My favorite poner is Pinkie Pie.
Have fun guessing my ideology.
>>133894
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Applejack

>>133901
You are an anarcho-mutualist who is socially centrist except when there's a clear threat to society.

Hoppean anarcho-capitalist. Believes that tradition can be preserved and social engineering stopped only in the absence of a State as more organic institutions take hold.

Strict US Constitutionalist, with some repair options (See, Liberty Amendments, Mark R Levin).
Almost anarcho-capitalist.
Plus I do not unironically mass hate Jews, but I get the animosity against the Philistine-types Jesus himself railed against (and even assaulted/vandalized) in the Bible.

>>133913
Betting on Applejack. I feel like Twilight would be a second possibility

>>133917
BOLSHEVIK!!!!

Or pure blooded shitposter

>>133893
Traditionalist, far right liberterian, big supporter of the US constitution

>>133919
No, not AJ.
Twilight was my favorite Seasons 2-5, and I still identify with her pretty closely, pretty good there. :)

>>133909
Nope, try again.
>>133917
5th level shitposter

>>133926
Nope. NatSoc.

>>133920
>>133923
Rude, Glimmy IS best poni.
Also, she's the based anti equal-outcome pony now.
Stop hating her, right now.

>>133929
Yep, he's actually a 6th level shitposter.
Congrats on the level up.

>>133929
Please stop making Glimmy lovers look like retards.

>>133901
>My favorite poner is Pinkie Pie
Going to guess a natsoc.
>say Applejack
Nope try again.
>>133921
Going to guess Apple horse.
>>133917
Is this an ideology or poni?

>>133929
>she's the based anti equal-outcome pony
That's just what she wants you to think. We all know she never changed inside

>>133933
Yeah no one is getting it
>Not AJ
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Moonbutt?

>>133935
>>133894
Also betting on Luna

>>133937
>>133936
>missed the comment by a few seconds
Damn

>>133940
Going to guess white nationalist?

>>133931
I can't stop you from believing what you want to believe, but I wouldn't want to because it's such a 'cute' -opinion-
>>133932
What did I do?
>>133934
Shut.

Never watched MLP, I'm much more of the /pol/ side of this board.

I have liberal ideas in the economic plane: I think the State can't act as Santa Claus, and politicans always do that, because that gives them votes, revenue and power, and I think Margaret Thatcher was right in saying State money comes from our own pockets, and when State runs out of money it endebts our own children for gimmedats for today.

However there is a certain human nature we need to adjust to. After all, human civilization is an abstraction of human nature, and thus, we need to ensure the best climate of mutual cooperation possible. That's why I'm a nationalist. I'm in favor of foreign trade, but not when hidden in those pages there are rules of conduct to impose laws to other countries like TPP did.

I know that I might be full of shit, but anyways

>>133917
>>133929
Special snowflake judeo-communist sjw otherkin with multiple slices of retardation.

>>133966
I feel like you are a Twilight Sparkle fan. Your explanation was well thought out, and you probably like rules. Maybe checklists too.
>Never watched MLP
You need to remedy that shit. There is literally Spanish adaptations of the show everywhere, never mind the English version. At least watch the golden age of the show (S1 and S2).

>>133968
(1) Outta nowhere.
Fuck off troll. Luv u 2.

>>133973
Now he's posting lesbian degeneracy.
Just... go gas yourself, please.
You're making my favorite pony sad.

>>133974
Your favorite pony would be into it though.

>>133977
No, Glimmy is now a cishet unicorn supremacist and is only sexual for Sunburst.

>>133973
I fucking hate gay ships

I’m a clerical fascist

>>133942
Feels good to be right.
>>133958
Constitutionalist ethnonat.
>>133974
White nat.
>>133982
AJ

>>133909
>tfw when you're the only person everyone ignores even on an Indonesian polo chatbox

>>133981
>>133978
That sure is a funny way of spelling Sunset Shimmer! Nice wordplay, good joke!

>>133988
Please choose the path of Shuaiby

>>133985
No, but I’ll give you a hint she works with Filly’s

>>133990
I'm with GLIMMY.
Only idiots fall for the Glimmernigger meme pushed by the hive of leftist degeneracy /mlp/ & Deviantart.

What kind of big guy am I?

>>133995
White Supremacist?
Hopefully sending Sunset six deep into Glimmer.

>>133997
The answer i was looking for was **Anarcho-Glimmerbuser**

>>134000
But you like Sunset?
Bahahaha, I bet you're gonna say you hate Twilight next aka: shit that never happened.
Get real, back to >>>/mlp/ troll.

You tolerate them all at a minimum or you like none faganon.

>>133994
I don’t give a shit about you liking glimmer it’s lesbian shit i hate faggot

>>134012
>>133977
Wtf you're right it's better they ride the cock carousel in wizard school before marriage, thanks manletanon.

>>134015
Or you could just have a virgin qt than mentally ill whore

>>134018
And where will you find them all? Church?
Please Anon, don't make me laugh.

Why couldn't this troll have been a casualty of the emu war?

>>134023
I was actually on team 6 of the great m-emu war, AMA.

>>133893
Nationalist, Traditionalist, largely a Free market supporter, gun rights advocate.

Political compass comes out as Authoritarian-Libertarian however that works.

>>134026
if you want more political hints, i'll answer questions for keks.

>>134027
Is it Mane6?

>>134026
Apple bloom because you’re Libertarian

>>134031
It’s not a stallion

>>134032
>traditionalist
>being gay
HA, no.

>>134034
is it a recurring character

>>134020
Depends on the age of the girl

>>134040
nope. though she is pretty qt

>>134041
Is the character popular and what age range because I don’t believe it’s glimmer

>>134042
Its not glimmer and id say yes its a popular character.

>>134044
nope, I havent watched any EQG past the first and still regret it

>>134034
It wouldn't be the first time a Tradcuck had no idea what constituted being traditionalist or what ye olden days actually consisted of that made everything so great. I see these usually normie traditionalists fuckup even the most basic things like how women should be treated and where treated. Speaking of that, what about Luna?

>>134048
That isn’t your gun is it

>>134050
no its not. I dont own a nugget only slavshit I own is 1 SKS and 1 AK

>>134051
I wish I could have any gun

>>134052
I'm sure you can find one. Handmade firearms are pretty simple to make, and im not entirely sure, about Aussie gunlaws but you SHOULD be able to buy all the materials to make ammunition and firearms at your local hardware store

>>134053
You need a gun license to buy bullets

>>134053
How do you make bullets ?

>>134056
That’s pretty fucking cool

Knowledge is power my fellow colonial.

>>134059
Thanks anon I’m going have fun with this

>>134026
I was gonna immediately say Luna but it wouldn't be as fun and I thought it was just my own bias as well as love for Woona seeping through. But it checks out I think.
I love human Luna especially.

>>134064
whats not to love? i mean, besides the constant threat of privacy violations through your dreams. But then again any magic user could potentially find a way.

>>134065
She's brash and the precise younger sister trope but because of the nature of the show it's bad. Outside of the show I can't think of an honest reason.
I'm also a fan of floofy bats.

>>134067
I don't understand the problem with the younger sister trope. but maybe its because im the eldest sibling

>>134070
In the show it's a matter of being abit 2D about it. It's played as a simple well intending character flaw.

>>134070
Think this song try to describe the early (prelude to series) dynamic between Luna and Celestia best.
https://youtu.be/i7PQ9IO-7fU

>>134062
But why? You can't hunt with it, you can't use it for kosher self defence and anywhere you could use it for fun would already give you eligibility for owning a hunting rifle.

>>134077
>You can't hunt with it
yes you can

>you can't use it for kosher self defense
thats one use it has

>anywhere you could use it for fun would already give you eligibility for owning a hunting rifle.
>Eligibility for owning a hunting rifle

no matter what you read or are told the government has no real way of stopping you from owning anything. as an american this was part of my nations culture from the beginning but it hold true no matter where you are. people have the right to defend themselves no matter what a piece of paper tells you.

>>134077
Technically I’m not allowed to own a gun by the Australian Government

>>134079
Self defence is outlawed in Australia by legal precedent. Our ideas of justice are a conplete mess and defending yourself in Australia sucks ass for victims, we are the definition of 'nanny state,' we aren't trusted with guns or with capsicum spray or self defence. I want to move really bad to the states.

>>134081
what im saying is even if big brother tells you that you cant defend yourself you can and should.

>>134082
Run in to this more and more.
>OMG YOU CAN'T DO/HAVE THAT
Why?

>>134083
are you sure that post is meant for me anon?

>>134084
Kind of meant both of you, an illustration of a new wave of whiny people beholden to mommy government, and my defiance like the founding fathers of our country.
I just woke up and haven't had my coffee yet.

>>134082
Yes but if you did use that to defend yourseld unlike just using your fists you're probably also going to be charged, get a record and kept for a little bit in gaol. That's way worse than just having a punchout (which if you go overboard with they can still charge you with excessive force(complete mess((please send help)))).

>>134086
Stupid American, you get so much freedom it's destroyed your deduction skills.

>>134086
understandable.

>>134087
most people would rather be alive with a charge over being dead. which is the point. if someone wants to kill you and cause you harm nothing else matters. the possibility of a criminal charge vs the likelihood of permanent injury and death is a obvious choice

>>134089
>possibility
I meant choice between

>>134077
>>134082
The thinking is that if it's THE HAPPENING and everything is in turmoil, would you rather have a spear or a secret "fun dispenser" you have stowed away.

The only advice I have regarding conflict is to avoid it and to deescalate whenever possible. If your life comes down to it, though, jail time is worth it.

>>134134
Nationalist

>>134134
Going to have to guess nat soc.

>>134168
Hurray!

Also Ponks. Guess away!

>>134169
Libertarian?

>>134188
Nope try again.

>>134190
Not an ancap either.

>>134192
Not really.

>>134169
You are a transhumanist neoreactionary.

>>134209
Not a transhumanist.

>>134211
>>134209
...Monarchist?

>>134212
Ding ding ding!

This is my favourite pony. Now, try me...

>>134215
Libertarian?

>>134218
2 Good guesses so far.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>134218
It's the gypsy lifestyle. They are on the road a lot, but are not known for building them.

>>134211
The fuck is a transhumanist

>>134228
Iron hands from 40k.
If you also don't know what that means, then its replacing people with robots eventually is my understanding of it.

>>134227
I hate this forced friendship. Great and Powerful Trixie needs admirers, not friends.

>>134229
>>134228
Transhumanists want to use technology to improve humanity. They want humans to become the robots.

>>134248
But I am already dead inside without any feelings...

>>134249
Minarchist?

>>134249
Paleo-conservative

>>134249
Anarcho communist.

>>134246
Ancap?
>>134249
Nationalist Capitalist?

>>134246
Radical centrist.

>>134246
imperialist liberal?

>>134255
cold

>>134252
colder

>>134254
very fucking cold

>>134258
Being ruled over imperialistically by a combination of Russia, Germany, and Austria (guessing that mostly based on flag)

>>134249
voluntaryost, mutalist, left libertarian?

>>134258
Libertarian?

>>134261
more or less
with a pinch of radical centrism

>>134259
>>134262
reeee

>>134263
>centrism
Kurwa, Anon....

>>134263
Right conservative?

>>134263
Ah, alright then. Sorta wonder how you fit the two together?

>>134264
I'm mostly shitpositng with centrism but I'm including it because I just don't think that views should be rejected because they belong to opposing ideology/side.
If leftists/statists propose something that is reasonable solution I'm not gonna reject it just because of no stepping on snake.

>>134265
sorta right libertariantard, pool is closed

>>134231
But Starlight Glimmer needs followers, and fans liked Trixie so putting the two together goes well

>>134269
>More lesbian shit
I'm not liking the direction this forum is taking with the anthro and faggotry.

>>134269
>>134270
FUCKING GLIMMERFAGS!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY FAVOURITE HORSE!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>134271
It's not gay if they're both mares, stop being a beta male over cartoons because the Alpha ape is getting everything and the rest are romancing eachother leaving (((you))) without any chances or whores Manletanon.

>>134250
Becoming a genuine robot would get rid of the pain that comes with feeling like that.
>>134248
Then who are the faggots who are all "I wanna take my brain out and put it in a pleasure chamber of infinite highness and orgasms"?
>>134268
"Statist" is what communists call non-communists but leftists by definition can only propose reasonable solutions when they think they can benefit from it and screw you out of a better solution. They're reductive, destructive, philosophically flawed, mentally weak cancer.

>>134272
I wanted to see Trixie learn to get over herself and be a better pony. I wanted to see Trixie learn friendship and magic with Twilight and become a good student. I wanted to see Trixie naturally build up her own pseudo-mane six to star in episodes with her.
So hasbro forced Gommie into that role while making Trixie look bad to make Glimmer look better. Why? Because hasbro thought it could fool me into loving Gommie.

>>134272

>>134275
If you think Glimmy is a commie you're about as smart and nuanced as a bag of bricks.
I mean look at Trixie's flank, notice anything Sickle and Hammerish? Exactly stfu.

>>134277
>I mean look at Trixie's flank, notice anything Sickle and Hammerish
Ebin strawman m8, I r8 8/8

>>134278
That's the point Anon, I'm fine with Trixie but I don't think calling Glimmy a commie makes sense either.
What do (you) think they'd do on the floor Anon?

>>134282
Play some cool boardgame.

>>134284
Traditionalist.

>>134284
Anarcho-Tribalist

>>134289
Neo-Globalist

>>134298
Definitly not.
>>134293
Ding
Not 100% accurate, but propably the closest you'll get to my world view in terms of ideology

I'm a fascist syndicalist, guess my waifu.

>>134323
Not AJ. But, that is fucking cute. For a >no hooves

>>134326
Thanks, I have lots like it. I like cute, HQ and no hooves: no lewds.
I'll ask questions to narrow it down.
Would you rather hear *yawn* or "oy, vey" during sex?