/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>110991
>what would it be like
Pank
>How many children would you have
>father would you be
>kids do you think you'd have
Donno anon, one step at a time.

Applejack
>what would it be like
How I hope heaven would be
>How many children would you have
12
>father would you be
Loving father
>kids do you think you'd have
Honourable and respecting to elders and traditional

>what would it be like?
wud mary hoers
>How many children would you have
lods of smol hoers childres
>what kind of a father would you be
bretty gud hoers dade
> what kind of kids do you think you'd have
wud hev smol hoers childres unles hoers wyfe giv birf zebora childres, den get divors

>>110991
Getting mareried to someone who loves me back, then having kids? It's everything I want out of life. I could die happy.

>what would it be like?
I would try my damnedest to build a close-knit, stable, prosperous family, one that's worth being part of.
>How many children would you have
Absolute minimum of 2. Hopefully enough to fill out a large house.
>what kind of a father would you be
Patient, caring, evenhanded. The kind who makes time whenever it's needed.
>and what kind of kids do you think you'd have?
Polite, well-rounded, and capable of dealing with the world as it comes - that's the goal, anyway.

t. romantic

>>110991
I dunno, tbh. I love all the little ponies, and I'm way past the point of having a favorite. AJ maybe? But is my "favorite" pony the love of my life? How can I known who my angel is if I have never met her?

>How many kids?
As many as I could, I like to think. I want so bad to love and to be loved, and I fully believe that the purpose of life is the be fruitful and multiply. Ideally, my angel and I would have as many foals as we possibly could.

>What kind of father?
Hah. How should I know? Shittier at the outset and progressively better, probably? I want to be a dad so bad; I want a load of happy little fillies and colts. My little fillies and colts. OUR little fillies and colts. The little angels that me and mine created, together, out of nothing but our love for each other. My wonderful children. But I've never been there before. I don't know what I'm doing. I want to love them, and support them. Be there with them always and help them grow. One thing I've found about my relationship to my dad, is that there are certain things which are just taboo. You don't talk about them, because, it seems, there is the impression that fathers and sons are supposed to inherently know. It's almost as if we aren't supposed to be too intimate with each other. But aren't mom and dad supposed to be the people you can talk to about anything? Maybe not. Maybe having to meet new people in order to have someone to talk to about certain things is an important part of life? I don't want my kids to feel like they can't ask me questions. I feel like it's actually harder sometimes, to talk to your parents about certain things, then it is to talk to strangers. But I don't want that to be the case. They need to experience things for themselves, but if they need to be able to talk to me or their mother in order to gain the confidence to go out and do so, then I don't want to make them feel like they can't.

>What kind of kids?
Who can say? They are each their own. I will love them all, hopefully not too much. I will insist that my boys are involved in sports. I was not, and it was a mistake. They don't need to be buff, but they need to be active. All of them. Hopefully, they will be loving and genuine. Caring, but not week. Humble, but not meek.

Man, I don't know anything. All I know is that I """just""" want to be happy.

>>111132
I hope you find your love in this world if you already haven’t because it sound like you have the right mindset of being a father

>>110991
RD
>How many children
Dunno, I don't really like kids or idea of having them. I'm probably still too young for this, and it will come with time, but now I don't really find this idea that pleasing. At this point in life I even prefer to be unable to have children with smoll horses.

Also I don't think that RD would be too much into having kids too, she's living her dream and starting family would mean that she can't continue her dreamed career. Though if she wanted kids I would do this, if not for myself then for her.

If any than rather one, maybe two, I don't think that she would want to drop her job to care for them, and I would prefer working than doing housework too.

>what would it be like
comfy, hopefully
>how many children
2-3 ideally, maybe more if she wanted more
>what kind of father
you never really know how you'd act in a situation until you're in it, but I'd like to be as good a father as I can be.
>what kind of kids
I'm not sure, but I hope that we raise them well enough to be good, productive adults.

No kids and I wouldn't marry because marriage is dumb. We'd adopt because reproduction is for suckas
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>>111522
Reported

>>111522
How can you be this much of a literal faggot?

>>111522
I thought we didn't allow redditors on /mlpol/?

>>111552
>>111551
>>111550
God I love this place

>>111522
>user was banned for this post
>ban expires never
MODS=GODS

I would wife cadence to cuck shining armor, and then form a pony harem so my European genes spread among the pony population.

>>111643
>Shining Armor already model Aryan
>Would cuck him for his princess wife

This is wrong on so many levels.

Eh, I'd marry Applejack because she's practically perfect. We could work on the farm together and would divide responsibilities for raising our half-dozen children or so. AJ would be a wonderful mom and I could help the kids with their schoolwork, helping them become little Southern genii.

>>111643
You do not deserve to spread your genes anywhere, degenerate.

>>111718
Best way to spend a life

>>111723
You mad soyboi?

>>111749
It feels like I'm back on /pol/ shitposting with memeflags.

>>111767
Its not a meme given even a little bit of power i will bring the beginning of end to the parasitic kikes in control.

>>111767
So long as I think they are just cuddling, it is cute but as fast as I think that there might be some other reason they lay like that I get weirded out.

It is weird. I don't have a problem with pony porn but when it comes to the mix between them and ponies, ehh…

(Or rather I did since I have quite porn for a while now and feel like I have finally gain the self control to not fall back again.)

Also did you draw this now. It is very pretty and cute.

>>111774
Mix between humans and ponies. That is.

>>111769
I will make hitlers germany look like a fucking joke, they will be begging christ to save them before im done.

>>111777
Trips confirm.

>>111774
Nah, that pic has been floating around for a long time now. I wish I could create things that beautiful. I kinda feel ya. I don't like to see ponies fucking other species, and not just because it's some special snowflake hybrid species OC most of the time. Like ponies and griffons? No thanks.

>>111777
Checked.

>>111777
Check

>>111777
Fucking checked

I like Redheart. She is probably the cutest. But I won't marry her since you know she is a pony. I don't even think we can have children togather since the very definiton of being diffrent specises means that you can't have offsprings.

>>111841
You won't marry her because she isn't real.

>>111849
That won't stop love.
If there are infinite universes with infinite possibilities and infinite outcomes, then in at least one, his live with shine through. If it doesn't he clearly didn't love her enough. :^)

>>111849
But in my imagination it was true…

>>111854
Not for me since I am somekind of determinist but maybe Faust and the goverment has some of them hidden in area 52 ;D

>>111862
Or is there a more trendy secret location.

>>111522
>raising another man's kids
NIGGER, NIGGER, INFINIGGER!

>>111841
It says right in the OP that you become a poner. Even if I didn't though, I'd probably try to pull one of these >>111767 and be a part of a family and be loved.

>>111849
Not being real doesn't stop you from getting married though.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/12/16/japan.virtual.wedding/index.html
http://metro.co.uk/2010/03/09/man-marries-pillow-154906/
https://interestingengineering.com/japanese-man-marries-virtual-reality-anime-real-chapel
http://comicbook.com/anime/2018/02/07/viz-media-the-world-next-door/

>>110991
Since I don't have a favorite pony I want to marry, I'll be a professional cucker and steal your waifus love while youre at work. Mine would be a business marriage arranged by the hive purely for the sake of keeping up appearances on missions.
Three eggs are mandatory for hive growth but more are meritorious, and they would all be sent back to the hive to be raised by professionals because I'd be a terrible parent.

Imagine fucking a Changeling mother, using your superior magic to hold her down and produce the offspring you want in the quantity you want, and then having your own shapeshifting pony-changeling Gestapo that never need to eat or sleep and only need a good rogering once in a while to stay on their hooves.

Imagine using this army to discreetly eliminate and replace undesirables and political opponents in equestria and earth while bringing "Asexual" females and other perpetual children to your breeding chambers to be bred properly and instructed properly by hive teachers. Imagine sending the offspring to take political positions of power and use them for the white race's benefit.

I don't know what kind of father I would be or how many kids I would have. I just want to be content with the pony I love with as many kids as it takes to reach that content state.

I was the only child in my family. Do you guys have any advise on how one is suppose to treat siblings as a parent?

>>115923
>Asking a polo spinoff of a Mongolian spear-chucking association for parenting advice

Dig a pit in your backyard three meters in diameter and at least one and a half in depth. Give two of the siblings selections of armor made from cardboard, plastic wrap, and aluminum foil and padded wooden bats. Whoever is left standing gets ice cream. Hits below the belt are forbidden (until they're 10).

Oh yeah, and monitor your kids' communication more thoroughly than Big Brother. Pic related.

>>111029
Underrated post