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e9277 No.216485[Reply]

The all new episode "Uprooted" broadcast on Saturday 11:30am Eastern (UTC -4), come watch it live!

Episode synopsis
The Young Six respond to a magical summons from the Tree of Harmony, only to learn it has been destroyed, and it is up to them to figure out how best to memorialize it.

Live streams
http://cytu.be/r/mlpol_party_room (recommended)

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8d59b No.216910

Did you hate the episode where the mane six ponies go to a fan convention, fans argue, and the song about how nobody is best pony because everyone has flaws accomplishes nothing even though that's what this episode draft was before faggy new writers kept the old writer's name on the script, added an old lady who says she hates Twilight's wings, made Twilight run to fucking Glimmer for advice, and made the episode's moral into "lol fuk da fans wee make it 4 da little girls whu luv it"?

47a88 No.216916

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The thing to look out for is how it's being received. If there's significant backlash then we may lose the show (inevitable anyway) but at least we'll still have a community with good taste. The real soul-crushing thing is to be part of a mere 10% who are treated as "over-reactors" by the rest. Can we ever hope for abuse art of the Young Six to receive positive votes on DB?

38440 No.216923

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I wouldn't really say I "hate" that episode, I found it mundane and a little annoying, but I can't say that I hated it in the same way I do this episode. 2/10, with the song and 1/10 without.

The main reason that I hate this episode so much is because it took six undeveloped, cookie cutter characters and gave them a major role in the last season. I can only predict that they'll become more important as time goes on. (The fact that they're being called the "young six" fucking terrifies me. If they replace the main six by the end of the season I don't know what I'll do.)

Unfortunately places like this are the only parts of the fandom left that care enough about the show, and have some decent standards.

Watch this video by D.R. Wolf or just about any other YouTube review on this episode. Really shows you how far we have fallen when so many people are either too stupid, or just don't care enough to look at the show through a critical eye. https://youtube.com/watch?v=P28zsiPa3C8

8d59b No.216953

>The real soul-crushing thing is to be part of a mere 10% who are treated as "over-reactors" by the rest of the "whites" in your race
Fucking christ, this experience is suffering.

0a274 No.217533

Today watched the episode after the Notre Dame fire. If they build a mosque in its place MLP would've predicted the future pretty damn poetically

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ad0ef No.208152[Reply]

Dubs and the design element your post suggests is added to the pony

No suggesting a name until at least 5 design elements have been chosen.
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cc3fa No.208262

Cardboard wings

152db No.208297

Well, that means we've got to at least try for blue mane and tail. So:
Blue mane and tail.

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d85d2 No.217527

Pinkie Pie style mane

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8020c No.216184[Reply]

It contained the line
>"For us, it is conquer or die"
>"…Within our very blood as children of the sun"
and the opening bit was a low "doot" then a higher "doot" within the same bar over and over, and the music contained a Richard Spencer speech.
Does anyone remember the title of this song?
As payment, here is pussy.
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adebf No.216195

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Not a song but I found this on the description of the following video matching the parameters given.

59dea No.216226

>the opening bit was a low "doot" then a higher "doot" within the same bar over and over
Here you go.

77b39 No.216240

On the tack of lost red pilled songs, has anyone got “Not Just the Rockefellers”? It was on Youtube in 2017 and was a parody of a pop song, sung (professionally) by a woman. It used the aforementioned title as the tag phrase and also had another verse, “Sometimes we need to sacrifice a brother.” All throughout the music video were pictures of Jews.

It was really good but was shoah’d before I could save it because Clipconverter no longer accepts videos tagged as music.

27f71 No.217522

Lol, not like that. It had some strings and choir "Aaaaaaaa"s in the background.

27f71 No.217524

Yeah, that's the speech! But it was put into a song. It wasn't autotuned to serve as lyrics, it was just words said over part of the song.

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ab5b3 No.217474[Reply]

>The famed Notre Dame cathedral in Paris, France was engulfed in flames on Monday leading to the collapse of the structure's main spire. The intense flames leaped out from two of its bell towers minutes before the spire collapsed, and later spread to one of the cathedral's iconic rectangular towers.

>It was not immediately clear what caused the fire. Notre Dame was undergoing a $6.8 million renovation project, with some sections under scaffolding, while bronze statues were removed last week for work.

>Sources told Fox News that it appears the fire, which comes one day after Palm Sunday and during Holy Week, was related to recent construction done at the cathedral.


Such a shame to see this happen to such a historic landmark.
Who is willing to bet that this is "religion of peace" related though?

04623 No.217475

We have a thread >>

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55eec No.217479

As >>217475 said we already have a thread.

Shoutout to ab5b3 for making effortpost OPs

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4020a No.217301[Reply]

Teacher one massages a 16 year old boy and sends him dirty text messages but does not loose teacher licence.
Teacher two helps pupil cheat in a music exam and does.

Some fuck up world we live in.

318a9 No.217315

*Honk Honk*

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1f039 No.216664[Reply]

Have anyone of you seen this clown play in the U.S house of the committee? I'm in despair over the fact that this is taking place in the open and people will do nothing to stop it.

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1f039 No.216689

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You're right that we can do something but we're very few and I doubt Whites will finally grasp that we're having our rights circumscribed for simply being White. Even our right as a group to survive is demonized openly in this committee against supposedly White supremacy and White terrorism! The only detail that gave me slim hope is the dislike to like ratio and the comment section, which translates to nothing anyway outside of the internet.

Most redpilling and informing of normals regarding the anti-White sentiments seems to be through hidden means, few shitposters, or accidental shit the anti-Whites have failed doing and therefore spilled their beans. Sure, there are several profiles on Youtube handing out small doses of redpills or hidden pointers towards the anti-White agenda or simply shitposting /pol/ talking points and general meming. These channels are always under harsh scrutiny and several have been banned already, even those who pull this for laughs, like Pewdiepie, are being targeted for permanent bans.

Doubt governs me, any action to take is reasonable of the unobtrusive kind and therefore very slow to spread and easy to counteract by anyone against Whites waking up and protecting their interests.


Both are controlled by anti-Whites. Which is your point I guess? Nice music though. XD

2b041 No.216897

>doubt Whites will finally grasp
The great mass of people rarely do or know anything. That's why it is the responsibility of those who can see to handle it themselves, instead of waiting and waiting and doing nothing. If you must live in a tragedy or a horror, go out raging against it with all your might, instead of meekly accepting the end. Do you want those who hear your story to react with pity, or with admiration?
Get fit, get armed, find others offline, have kids, prepare for war, and be prepared to start the war yourself if needed. The world is not changed by the masses, but by the few acting boldly in concert.
Do not shirk your duty because it is hard. How often have you taken on a difficult challenge in other areas (video games, for example) just for the hell of it? This life is no different. Go forth and conquer.
As for fear of shame/death/etc: if this world is all there is, better a swift death to get it over with; but if there is more than this, shouldn't you put all your effort into becoming the kind of person you want to be in your eternity?

78c7b No.217269

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91ece No.217285

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>Nothing new tbh.
Das rite.
Clown World galore.

5ed2b No.217291

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Ok, that's a good correction, I agree that it is always the minority that changes things and I should focus on changing myself first to aid me in this endeavor to change the world.

Pity is not a feeling I'd like to be inspiring in others, rather I inspire contempt for standing up for what I believe in. I've already talked with people at large gatherings, I've already hold small speeches on history and immigration before absolute randoms who happen to be interested in what I was talking about. This I take pride in, but, it has to be mentioned, these occasions are rare.

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 No.213474[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?

Dropbox (Photos):

>I'm a contributor.

Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Bff9CRn8VVwgpxT6sU6cottQsQ3svXGI
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
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Satan worshiping cannibals


Why not both?


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>You're wrong and gay
Then please explain how Anon being a contentfag is integral to the concept of Anonfilly
>implying writing is easy for everybody
If that was the case then my autistic ass wouldn't have flunked every composition class I've ever taken


I'm posting from Equestria to call you a faggot. Question my magic again, and you'll be spending the rest of your days as a breezie.

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c1f5f No.215986[Reply]

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122b6 No.215998

Thank you Awoo

c1f5f No.216203

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>Trump to boost troop deployments at U.S. southern border again

>Trump moves to ease barriers to natural gas pipeline construction


>EU leaders agree to extend Brexit deadline until October 31


>U.S., China agree to establish trade deal enforcement offices: Mnuchin


>Putin Outlines Ambitious Arctic Expansion Program


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c1f5f No.216529

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6dcb4 No.216701

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>giving strong considerations to placing Illegal Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities only….
Master troll.

0698a No.216781

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fe36f No.216459[Reply]

>President Donald Trump on Friday confirmed that the White House is considering a plan to release detained immigrants in cities that have said they will shelter immigrants living in the country unlawfully.
>"Due to the fact that Democrats are unwilling to change our very dangerous immigration laws, we are indeed, as reported, giving strong considerations to placing Illegal Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities only," the president wrote in a post on Twitter.
>"….The Radical Left always seems to have an Open Borders, Open Arms policy – so this should make them very happy!" the president wrote in a second tweet.
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26d95 No.216546

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Nigger don’t give me that shit. I’ve argued asylum cases on behalf of DHS in immigration courts and won.

The law concerning refugees and asylees comes from the United Nations 1951 Convention Relating to the Status of Refugees and it’s codification into US law in the Refugee Act If 1980. It gives a right of asylum to those with a reasonable fear of persecution on account of a protected ground. Those grounds are Political opinion, Nationality, Race, Religion, and Membership in a Parricular Social group. Hearings to determine if an alien claiming asylum actually estsblishes a valid claim to asylum (after an officer has determined they have a credible fear) are held before special Immigration Judges in Immigration Courts under the Executive Offive for Immigration Review, a part of the US Department of Justice, and a right of appeal to the Board of Immigration Appeals, and from there to the US Federal Circuit Courts and the United States Supreme Court. Aliens are said to have a right to a hearing.

The issue is that almost none of the asylum claimants can actually establish a right to asylum under the law as it is written. They cannot satisfy the “on account of a protected ground” part of the law, even with the meaning of “membership in a particular social group” being stretched. Fearing crime in Honduras is not grounds for asylum under the law as it is now. So aliens claiming asylum wait for years on end for a hearing that they are extremely unlikely to win. Wait times (for non-detained hearings) in Dallas were 2 years when I was working there, 4 years in Arlington Virginia, and 9 months in Orlando, Florida.

Needless to say, aliens skipping out on their hearings or not leaving after an order of removal is issued is extremely common. This is the reason why detention for asylum seekers is preferred. And that is what this whole battle is about. Not about the right to asylum, but about detention of asylum seekers who won’t win in court anyways. The Trump administration has sought to increase the number of beds in detention centers, which as it is are overflowing. This has been blocked in Congress. So he has also tried to detain immigrants in Mexico as their claims are processed. This has been blocked by article 3 US Federal District Court judges. These are the judges I am taking about - Obama appointed federal district court judges hoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

6452d No.216550

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>He literally can’t remove them.
Trump was elected to do a job that he said could do.
It is obvious now that he cheated us. Then he needs the same treatment he gave others for years: He Is Fired!

655a6 No.216553

I think that's why he's showing renew interest in the Raise Act which goes completely contrary to that shit he was spewing at CPAC.
I think there is an overall plan which is why I haven't completely lost hope but it's basically flimsy at this point.

the citizenship question on the 2020 census. if it is upheld then the left's power will be absolutely broken for at least a decade. illegals and foreign born will rightfully avoid being counted. an under count will dramatically shift power away from the democrats. an under count will also cut federal funding to states with a lot of illegals/foreigners. this means democrats will have to choose between gibs for citizens or cut gibs for everybody in their states. it's going to be an absolute chimp out.
that gives me hope but not much.

if the Supreme Court allows the citizenship question to stand, I'll vote for him just for the chimp outs. at this point I don't believe much of anything he says. just a lot of talk otherwise.

d9506 No.216566

> But once they get in it is not easy to get rid of them without the UN starting to bitch about international treaties and muh human rights
Don't fool yourself, no one gives a fuck about the UN. This is 100% internal US politics.

We are the UN, and we can kick that overpaid debate society out if we felt like it.

This is about making the libs choke on their own policies. It's a long article, but apropos, and a worthwhile read.

3f601 No.216712

Trump really is playing 4D chess! By exposing the liberal hypocrites who are happy to have Rapefugees dumped in everyone ELSE's yards, he makes the "omg immigrashn good" tards lose their faith in the DNC elites!
And why would he do this, if his 4 more years are in the bag? He wants to GET SHIT DONE in those four years, so he wants to reduce the support the libshits have.
Hey, what do you think of the "Trump isn't trying to save Assange because he wants to wait around and prove the fake news media won't call for Assange to be saved. He's going to try and save Assange as soon as he wants to, or as soon as the libtards insult him for not trying, meaning they now have to thank him for doing what they want" theory?

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9c45b No.216424[Reply]

It's clearly obvious that its the United States of Israel and militia men need to be called out to round up Zionist and their sympathizers. We must not allow the jew menace to control the U.S. government.
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9c45b No.216444

AMD Ryzen 7 2700x

b1ca8 No.216452

Trips checked, but I was referring to post history

e75a0 No.216502

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>militia men need to be called out to round up Zionist and their sympathizers.
>A wild fantasy
/mlpol/ is a board of peace.
Get some friendship anon and relax.

ab9f7 No.216533

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43f01 No.216547

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They must learn of our friendship by force.

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adea1 No.216311[Reply]

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eb80c No.216422

Alas, it was an unmanned mission, no lives were forfeit

8cb41 No.216423

Oy vey! Remember the 6 gorillion parts that the spacecraft shatterd into!!!

23157 No.216447

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>fast and cheap
Wow, who would have guessed? Space is dangerous? I don't believe it.

46ff5 No.216476

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Space is indeed dangerous… FOR JEWS

332bf No.216497

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There truly is a Moonman

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ad07d No.210297[Reply]

The parliament voted NO to the Brexid deal, and the chances for Britain to leave the EU without becoming a Vassal state.
242 Voted Yes
391 Voted No


Congratulations Britain! Now the Parliament just have to actually Exit.
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18e34 No.216434

Why did he leave UKIP?

ad07d No.216451

He formed (with others) the Brexit Party because there are several centrists that will never vote for UKIP due to stigma. So the Brexit Party is for all that want to show they want to leave the EU and make Britain a free nation again. And I suspect if May manages to force through her "deal" with the EU, the Brexit Party will be the guarantees that Britain will exit that "deal" if they get enough votes.
Firstly they want to win most of the votes in the EU Parliament election later this year. And it will be fun having Farage back in Brussels.

18e34 No.216453

Alright. I hope this works and gets us more Brexiteer votes, instead of splitting the UKIP vote.

f13c5 No.216455

This, and also since UKIP is infested by Sargoy and his 'Liberalists'.

f4beb No.216474

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Lel real paper

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2e871 No.216243[Reply]

>Ecuador handed Julian Assange over to British authorities Thursday, ending a standoff that left the controversial WikiLeaks founder holed up in the Ecuadoran embassy in London for nearly seven years.
>Ecuador, which took Assange in when he was facing a Swedish rape investigation in 2012, said it was rescinding asylum beacuse he of his “discourteous and aggressive behavior” and for violating the terms of his asylum.
>Sweden dropped its sex crimes inquiry in May 2017 — Assange had always denied the allegations. But he still faces up to a year in prison in Britain for jumping bail in 2012. And, more than anything, he fears extradition to the United States, which has been investigating him for espionage, the publication of sensitive government documents and coordination with Russia.

>Assange’s expulsion from Ecuador’s embassy reflects a shift in the country’s politics since it first extended refuge to him.

>The leftist former President Rafael Correa, now living in Belgium, is wanted for arrest in his homeland over alleged links to a 2012 political kidnapping. Correa was viewed as a member of an anti-Washington gaggle of South American leaders, including Venezuela’s Nicolás Maduro and Bolivia’s Evo Morales. He kicked out the U.S. ambassador in 2011.
>The more moderate Moreno, in sharp contrast, has sought to mend frayed ties with the United States, Ecuador’s largest trading partner, and has dismissed Assange as “a stone in my shoe.”

>The Moreno administration had made no secret of its desire to unload the issue. In December 2017, it granted Ecuadoran citizenship to Australian-born Assange and then petitioned Britain to allow him diplomatic immunity. The British government refused, saying the way to resolve the stalemate was for Assange to “face justice.”

>Another hint that Assange was wearing out his welcome came in March 2018, when Ecuador cut off his Internet access, saying he’d breached an agreement not to interfere in the affairs of other states. The embassy didn’t specify what Assange had done, but the move came after he tweeted criticism of Britain’s assessment that Russia was responsible for the poisoning of a Russian former double agent and his daughter in the city of Salisbury. Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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2e871 No.216411

As the pastebin said the keys would be distributed through multiple sites and methods I don't think keys only posted to 4chan are the real keys. Once the torrent starts, and we can also be fairly sure the keys will be posted on official channels too I would not use too many cpu/gpu cycles on testing out those keys.

2e871 No.216429

>Hillary Clinton responds to Julian Assange's arrest: 'He has to answer for what he has done'

>Hillary Clinton on Thursday responded to news that WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was arrested at the Ecuadorean embassy, and may be extradited to the U.S. to face charges related to hacking classified U.S. documents, saying that Assange should "answer for what he has done."

>WikiLeaks played a damaging role in Clinton's failed presidential run in 2016, releasing an archive of over 30,000 emails sent from Clinton's private email server while she was U.S. Secretary of State, as well as internal communications between the Democratic National Committee and the Clinton campaign.
>Speaking at an event in New York on Thursday, Clinton said Assange should "answer for what he has done."
>"The bottom line is that he has to answer for what he has done, at least as it has been charged," she said of Assange.

38c6d No.216430

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97336 No.216435

When the keys are released, how do I use them?

2e871 No.216437

In the words of 8ch

>Insurance File 1 Partial Decrypt

>This was the first insurance file distributed by wikileaks back in 2010 :
>This file can be partially decrypted - take one layer of the onion off with this command
>openssl enc -d -aes-256-cbc -in insurance.aes256 -out insurance -k "ONION"
>At this stage, its just binary data with no file header so I assume this is another layer of encryption - hopefully we can get more crypto geniuses on this problem because at this stage its unknown if the normal dead-mans switch procedure has been interrupted or not.

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731ae No.215850[Reply]

whoop whoop
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79939 No.216081

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She is a negress attention whore ready for the gas chamber. Her mental fitness is so poor that her likely fate will be suicide.
I pray to Kek for her early death.

f3a34 No.216090

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I used to think that life was a tragedy, but then I discovered that it was a comedy.

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87349 No.216398

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Honk Honk

79939 No.216402

Those are great anon.

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cb9ca No.203906[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Thank you, my fellow subjects, for being here.

It has come to my attention that something terrible has occurred in our great nation today.

Just along the outskirts of Ponyville, several lanky, fair-skinned hairless monkeys were seen camping outside the Everfree forest. Their size means that the average pony's face is at their crotch level, and most of them are distinguishable by their blue eyes and blonde hair.

They call themselves… 'humans', but in all honesty, they're worse than ziggers. They say that they've come from a planet called Earth and escaped here through a dimensional merge because they were being overrun by Jews and negroes and other such races, and have come here in order to be "free from persecution" and "have a place of their own".

These are NOT ponies, they are never like ponies and they will NEVER serve our monarchy. If we let the humans in, we will literally be cucking up our own race.

So, if we want to preserve our own ponies, we must come up with a plan.

I am opening the floor to my you, my trusted advisors, for suggestions on this matter.

What shall we do with these… humans?
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b27d1 No.216155

Sure thing anon.

Looking at the Tartarus Records and REDACTED's files, I had to talk to the humans. Though I do need to bring this idea up at the next advisory session.

Most humans despite there inclination to, I still feel chills, boop, snuggle, cuddle, pet, brushie, and cutie talk to. They could refrain from doing any of those. Telling them the social and romantic implications of their advances most of them would apologize. The rest would also apologize and proceed to 'romance' the ponies.

Dear Luna, and Celetia these creatures are lewd.

Did anypony know that these humans have their version of all our problematic 'citizens'.
If the lowest levels of Tartarus had several dozen lower floors and occupied an entire planet that only scratches how terrible the place they came from truly is.
Apparently these humans are our counterparts in that terrible place.

Let that sink in.

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b7e12 No.216182

Nice work, having a giggle at all this content while 4/mlp/ and other sites are mostly ded in comparison. Hail Celestia, hail our ponies, hail victory, etc etc.

b27d1 No.216212

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Celestia, Cadence, and Luna damnit I spilt my drink over the scroll. Again.

I got in contact with an exclusive and hard to find pony, Extreme Fetish, she can do things with her body and magic that will make your head spin. Effy also happens to be a close and dear friend since grade school. When she came to me about coming out of the closet with the truth I was thinking of something much different than being a changeling. That wedding was a weird time for the nation.

Extreme Fetish should be the perfect candidate for being an on site messenger and liasson for the humans. Even after looking thorough The C. Directory for somepony.

She will like the humans. Perhaps a bit too much. Effy should be able to taste if they have any bad intentions too. I need to make sure they know she is a changeling and under my protection and supervision. Can't have the Canter Circus Crisis all over again.

Finding a willing and strong willed ambassador is not going well. At all. If this keeps up I'll have to use the emergency option.

Messageing Discord has come up dry and short. Literally Dry and Short. He's pulling a Q on acceptable targets.

I'm going to need to have a tea party with the Element of Kindness. Celestia buck it. I still can't look at tea cups the same way after what Effy did.

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b27d1 No.216213

Notes to self.

Find out what the tartarus pulling a Q means.
Get glasses that blackout tea cups.
Find the human.
FIND AN AMBASSADOR! If not Write a letter to The Princesses about the situation.
Try to remember the other thing I wrote on the scroll.

b27d1 No.216346

It's time for tea with The Element of Kindness. Named, hmmm the document has water damage, Flullersnv. Cutie mark is of three butterflies. Pegasus, takes care of animals. Working on project The Big D and The Friendship Gang.
The name looks to be a bit too damaged and I'm out of time. The glasses are here! YES!
It's x-ray goggles for medical work.

Right, this is not good. Having Fluddersnu in a bad mood is dangerous to my continued wellbeing. At least I have icecream that tends to go well.

I knock thrice.

A Pink and Yellow pony cowering behind the opening door. This will not be a fun visit.

Softly and calmly I speak, "Hello, I'm here for the tea party with Discord. My names Tough Choice and I have a difficult choice for you to make."

She whimpers, but the door is still open.
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