/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>405057
>Farage
Controlled opposition.

>>405061
I'm impressed an American gets it.

>>405050
>>405057
Looking at the results, the following appears to have happened

The media narrative is that it's a Reform landslide and a clobbering of labor
The Green Party appears to have not performed as well they hoped and was generally underwhelming
Foreign muslim candidates run by Reform did not preform well at all, and similar is true of the Liberal Democrats
Great Yarmouth First/Restore did very well and trounced reform everywhere they ran... but still only won 10 seats, since that's all they were contesting
Labor and the Conservatives still won a significant number of sets, despite being Labor and the Conservatives and deserving zero seats
Reform's significant drop in the polls did not entirely translate into poor performance in the election

>>405067
I suspect people voting for Reform did so only as a protest vote to murder the uniparty.

Full results are in.

>>405069
What do Scotland and Wales look like? I can't find bar graphs on those

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRdJ3ktGQw

>Army parachutes onto remote island to help Briton with suspected hantavirus
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgzv77ldpdo
>Rachel Reeves had 'almighty row' with MP sister at child's birthday party 'to stop her voting to let Andy Burnham return to Westminster'
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15804469/Rachel-Reeves-row-sister-Andy-Burnham-Westminster.html
>Santander and NatWest to begin branch closures on Monday with 17 to shut - full list
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2203829/santander-natwest-begin-branch-closures-monday-17-to-shut
>Starmer tried to cancel our election... and it’s come back to bite him
https://archive.ph/tnP99
>Labour MP challenges ministers to trigger leadership contest as Starmer vows to fight on
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2026/may/10/may-elections-keir-starmer-catherine-west-labour-leadership-nigel-farage-reform-conservatives-kemi-badenoch-richard-tice-bridget-phillipson-uk-politics-latest-news-updates
>Local election in numbers: Inside Reform’s back-to-back record results and Labour’s collapse
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/local-elections-results-uk-numbers-labour-reform-b2972977.html
>TikTok, temples and techno: Meet the new freemasons
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/new-generation-freemasons-london-social-media-b1281264.html
>Antisemitism is 'a problem for all of us to fix', religious and community leaders say
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-09/antisemitism-is-a-problem-for-all-of-us-to-fix-religious-leaders-say
>Ban facial recognition cameras, MPs urge
https://archive.ph/JdL4n

>>405070
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2026/wales/results
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2026/scotland/results
>>405074
Heh.

>>405066
Don't be. I'm not anglo... thanks Celestia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBDwY7IRV-A

>Chris Mason: PM hangs on by a thread as party revolts
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9py15w5yxo
>Starmer in freefall as Home and Foreign Secretaries 'both tell him to quit': Cabinet showdown TODAY
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15809493/Starmer-Cabinet-ministers-Mahmood-Cooper-PM-quit.html
>UK pension crisis as £32.6m in workplace retirement savings lost after businesses go bust
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2204467/uk-pension-crisis-savings-lost
>Starmer wants to revolutionise Labour by taking Britain back to the 1970s
https://archive.ph/rmOH9
>Greens’ Zack Polanski admits failing to pay correct council tax on houseboat
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/12/zack-polanski-greens-council-tax-houseboat
>UK faces biggest fall in consumer confidence since start of Ukraine war, research suggests
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-consumer-confidence-pwc-ukraine-war-iran-us-b2974193.html
>Hantavirus: Testing ‘well under way’ for cruise Britons isolating at UK hospital
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/german-arrowe-park-hospital-british-japanese-wirral-b1281969.html
>ITV News tracks 78 MPs prepared to oust https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-11/itv-news-tracks-64-mps-prepared-to-oust-pm
>Home Office has overcharged for passports and student visa fees
https://archive.ph/aUmhP
>UK to take full ownership of British Steel
https://archive.ph/8BuD5

>>405096
Nor am I. Mostly.
>>405106
Thanks, I was going to include it in today's news update.

>>405112
Kings speech at 0930 GMT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xNZN2NyFbc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPXKikatsz8

>Met to send 4,000 officers to police rival protests
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c172n5e0prko
>Streeting to resign in hours and trigger anarchy as panicking Labour Left scramble for candidate
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15816147/Wes-Streeting-resign-Labour-Left-candidate.html
>Miliband to lock in North Sea drilling ban by law: 'wilful destruction'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2205327/miliband-north-sea-drilling-ban-law-energy-independence-bill-fracking
>EU rules to be forced on Britain under Starmer’s fast-track scheme
https://archive.ph/zW1Vu
>Nigel Farage faces inquiry over £5m gift from crypto billionaire
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/13/nigel-farage-inquiry-gift-crypto-billionaire-reform-uk-christopher-harborne
>Police still working to identify bodies of three women found in sea at Brighton
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brighton-beach-three-women-dead-b2976202.html
>Who are the 'far-right agitators' banned from this weekend's London Unite the Kingdom rally?
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/unite-the-kingdom-march-london-far-right-agitators-banned-b1281987.html
>King's speech: Charles lays out government's agenda amid Starmer leadership crisis
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-13/king-set-to-deliver-speech-to-parliament-amid-starmer-leadership-crisis
>Reform councillor asks police to deal with ‘non-white persons’ in park
https://archive.ph/AQTkw
>Private equity backers slam ‘runaway’ legal costs from top law firms
https://archive.ph/PQloO

No mention of the royal decree of digital ID anywhere in the headlines today.

>>405136
Blatant use of Ai by the daily fail there.

>>405147
I am retarded and don't know anything about modern UK government. what is happening there? is starmer finally going to get hung?

>>405150
He's already hung

>>405150
>what is happening there?
We had a local election last week, to which most of the British public voted for Reform as a protest vote against the actions of the Labour government. Starmer doubled down, buried his head in the sand and is steaming ahead with the globalist agenda, despite the electorate saying "Wait, hang the fuck about."
It was a catastrophic loss for Labour. They lost 1,068 councillors whilst Reform gained 1,454 councillors. The most humiliating local election defeat in history.
>is starmer finally going to get hung?
Quite the opposite. The king (cunt that he is) has endorsed Starmers actions, basically giving him a royal blessing.

>>405152
what does a royal blessing mean? is the reform party the one that wants to deport the browns?

>>405168
>what does a royal blessing mean?
It means that Starmer is allowed to fulfill Blair's desires. The king should have the gall to turn around and call him a fucking idiot, alas he's a zionist. Or a moslem. Jury is out on that one.
>is the reform party the one that wants to deport the browns
Illegal browns, yes. Legal ones are fine apparently. Restore Britain (Rupert Lowes party) want to deport all browns.

>>405190
>Starmer's Government frozen in the headlights as plots to topple him burst into open
Il Duce Starmer will not fall. Nothing. Ever. Happens.

>>405152
Starmer's gonna need something like the king's word to survive. Losing a thousand people in the government is embarrassing, even in one as red-tape choked as the UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFkkgHML_7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbsOBGMYoMU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHIkdPf3Tks

>Tens of thousands descend on London for rival protests
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3d2ryyz0jzo
>Keir Starmer faces his own Waterloo as Andy Burnham by-election to be held on anniversary of battle
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15822307/Keir-Starmer-Waterloo-anniversary-byelection-Andy-Burnham-Farage.html
>Tragedy as service person dies after falling from horse at Royal Windsor Horse Show
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2206252/royal-windsor-horse-show-service-person-dies
>BBC News boss: I was driven out by trans activism
https://archive.ph/0U8Vv
>British Palestinians feel ‘gaslit’ and unable to speak out, says leading activist
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/may/16/british-palestinians-feel-unable-speak-out-sara-husseini
>‘Anti-woke’ MAGA influencer and partner charged with assault over Bond Street Station incident
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/bond-street-melissa-rein-lively-philipp-ostermann-b2977492.html
>'Death to IDF' chanters face arrest in toughest ever hate speech crackdown at Nakba 78 and Unite the Kingdom marches in London
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/nakba-unite-kingdom-march-london-hate-speech-met-police-b1282412.html
>Teacher at Portsmouth private school struck off after telling pupil she is ‘Premier League’
https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-05-16/private-school-teacher-stuck-off-after-telling-pupil-she-is-premier-league
>Keir Starmer ‘in the bunker’ as he weighs up his future
https://archive.ph/8GIBC

>>405200
He's absolutely shitting himself.

>>405229
>Parents face prison if they fail to stop their children from committing a crime
Sounds good, but in reality:
>White parents to be arrested and fined in to homelessness if their 24 year old son views a nazi pepe GIF on Reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYEaQgkvUmI

>New High Street crime unit to target gangs fronting shops after BBC investigation
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3pzwx449no
>Andy Burnham branded 'King of the U-turns' after double reversal on Brexit and borrowing
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15829275/andy-burnham-u-turns-backtracking-EU-rejoin-borrowing-rules.html
>UK aeroplane company plunges into administration - in business since 1977
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2207039/uk-aeroplane-company-administration
>Married at First Sight wives claim husbands raped them
https://archive.ph/raztu
>UK unemployment unexpectedly rises to 5% as firms squeezed by Iran war
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/may/19/uk-unemployment-iran-war-pay-growth
>One in five Brits believe job losses from AI could trigger civil unrest, poll says
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ai-artificial-intelligence-uk-jobs-unemployment-unrest-b2978928.html
>How an electoral fraudster became mayor of Tower Hamlets (again)
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/mayor-lutfur-rahman-tower-hamlets-council-local-elections-fraud-b1282193.html
>Inside the hospital that has abolished ‘corridor care’
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-19/inside-the-hospital-that-has-abolished-corridor-care
>Nigel Farage’s £1.4m property claim ‘at odds with company accounts’
https://archive.ph/qpRdY
>Why politicians struggle to read the public on immigration
https://archive.ph/I3mQi

>>405230
Won't be long before Canada suffers the same fate I imagine. You guys are already ahead of us in several matters, digital ID being one of them.

>>405245
>Won't be long before Canada suffers the same fate I imagine.
Already happening and way worse than the U.K. There's an interesting way British police are different from Western ones that we've taken note of over here. We see videos of police demanding a resident 'come out to chat' about poor online behavior and the filming resident effectively just tells them to go suck a mule. No arrests happen because certain laws protect residents in their home. In Canada, the police don't come to chat. It's door kicking, handcuffs, and total seizure of your PlayStations. HeilingComfyPepe.png is punished more harshly than hardcore cheese pizza. Canada isn't ranked highly on people getting arrested for things they've said online, but all federal powers are trying to change that. They want to make certain words illegal until half of the country is indebted with fines for daring to type those words in to a search bar at some point in their life. Ben Shapiro was in Toronto this week with a maximum security special Jewish police force to discuss with other Jews new ways to get Canada to tackle anti-"zionism". The digital I.D is one of those ideas and the groundwork has already been laid. To add insult to injury the government is going to mandate an ID but still find a way to charge Canadians $200 to have one that's good for 3 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9uy4Ip5Zs

>Axe attack sparks review of counter-terror process
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d3673693eo
>Revealed: The London council flat Sierra Leone's First Lady has kept empty for THREE YEARS - despite claiming her children live there
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15832327/Sierra-Leones-Lady-London-council-flat-children-lived.html
>Outrage as hundreds of migrants to be housed in UK town for 4 more years: 'Betrayal'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2207564/outrage-migrants-crowborough-barracks
>Grooming gangs inquiry ‘will not ignore ethnicity’
https://archive.ph/9uShJ
>Rachel Reeves to protect ‘critical’ clean energy projects from legal challenges
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/20/rachel-reeves-protect-clean-energy-projects-legal-challenges-environment
>Former Asda boss slams ‘idiotic, unworkable’ reports of supermarket price caps
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-inflation-oil-live-updates-mandelson-files-burnham-labour-b2980148.html
>Muir vows to tackle climate change as ‘defining challenge of our generation’
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/environment/andrew-muir-environment-agriculture-co-tyrone-press-association-b1282993.html
>UK relaxes Russian oil restrictions on diesel and jet fuel imports
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-20/uk-relaxes-russian-oil-restrictions-on-diesel-and-jet-fuel-imports
>Ministers must not be allowed to censor the Peter Mandelson files
https://archive.ph/YbHJI
>UK Treasury pushes supermarkets to cap food prices
https://archive.ph/kYg2D

>>405247
>you need to have this ID in order to participate in society
>it costs $200 every 3 years
>t&cs apply
Christ almighty.

What is this thread even about and why is your taste in music so weird?!!

>>405316
>What is this thread even about
Cataloging the managed decline of the united kingdom.
>why is your taste in music so weird?!!
I like noise. Next silly question?

Haven't watched any of this chaps streams, but he's on the nose

>>405318
>Next silly question?
Where does the sun go at night and when is it coming back?

>>405336
Princess Celestia was arrested immediately upon arriving in the UK. After 62 years, comments of hers resurfaced in which she expressed that she felt it was good that the three type of ponies had established a safe town for ponies of all kinds to exist together. Her appreciation for the founding of Ponyville was considered hateful by the crown as she failed to acknowledge the important roles played by griffon, zebra, and other LGBTQ autism spectrum species. The crown stated that such hate and pony supremacy is abhorrent and dangerous. Celestia is being held without the ability to use her magic or to pray to the other alicorns for help. She'll likely be in there for months, so don't expect the sun to come back any time soon.

On an unrelated note, another airship full of emergency candles and lanterns has just been sent to Griffonstone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDL9toQag6w

>'Shameful' more spent on benefits than jobs for young people, says Milburn
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crrpx4p1z71o
>The truth about Andy Burnham's Manchester 'miracle' - a homelessness crisis, soaring rents and taxpayers' millions used to fund gleaming skyscrapers
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15841981/Burnhams-Manchester-miracle-homelessness-soaring-rents-REID.html
>UK fish and chip shop supplier collapses into liquidation after 30 years
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2208974/uk-fish-chip-shop-supplier-liquidation
>Rayner knew in April of election fraud claim
https://archive.ph/Z5X9f
>New breed of political prisoner arises in Britain as anti-protest sentences rise
https://www.theguardian.com/law/2026/may/23/anti-protest-sentences-rise-england-wales-political-prisoners
>Sexism, Covid conspiracies and trans slurs: Reform candidate’s ‘appalling’ social media condemned
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/reform-robert-kenyon-makerfield-byelection-burnham-b2982418.html
>Arsenal fan Starmer urges TNT Sports to make Champions League final free to view
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-arsenal-tnt-sports-champions-league-final-psg-b1283419.html
>Single-sex space guidance 'risks tension between disabled and trans people'
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-22/single-sex-space-guidance-risks-tension-between-disabled-and-trans-people
>Zack Polanski faces formal investigation over council tax payments
https://archive.ph/l0uZS
>Andy Burnham says land in the UK is ‘undertaxed’
https://archive.ph/dqCEp

>>405336
It needs a nap.
>>405337
Ha!

Bit earlier this time .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNGCvI9dpZY

>Girl raped by boys spared jail tells BBC judge's decision was like 'rock in my face'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjrp98285yvo
>My phone was hacked by Moscow, says Farage: 'Deeply concerned' Reform leader claims Russian spies leaked details of £5million gift that could lead to ban from Commons
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15843629/phone-hacked-Moscow-Farage-Reform-Russian-spies-5million-gift.html
>Woman found dead inside Banbury public toilet as police launch investigation
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2209037/banbury-cross-public-toilet-woman-body-found
>Britain’s next-generation fighter jet is a disaster in the making
https://archive.ph/vezq5
>Treasury rejected ministers’ plan to cut VAT on public EV charging to 5%
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/may/24/treasury-block-vat-cut-public-ev-charging-department-transport-dft
>Police investigation into Scottish National Party finances costs over £2 million
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/police-scotland-snp-finances-investigation-b2982517.html
>Deputy First Minister urges MSPs to ‘unite’ ahead of vote on holding indyref2
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/scotland-scottish-parliament-first-minister-snp-westminster-b1283444.html
>Man confronted by male armed with knives in Co Antrim burglary
https://www.itv.com/news/utv/2026-05-23/man-confronted-by-male-armed-with-knives-in-ballymena-burglary
>Reform vows to scrap Cabinet Office and role of cabinet secretary
https://archive.ph/LTZ1k
>UK officials discuss fresh aid cuts to help fund higher defence spending
https://archive.ph/1RACl

>zoomer at work stating how "there isn't nothing wrong with so many foreign (both vista and "refugee" overstaying"
Im just so tired bros

>>405358
Bait

>>405347
Do remember though that in environments like the workplace lots of people who think like us will opt to stay quiet. This is one way in which they demoralise you. That said though, there are lots of Zoomers who seem genuinely beyond hope. Spoke to one the other day (a naive too) who told me he has no issue with any number of immigrants coming, like quite literally 100,000,000 would be no issue to him. These people have constructed a virtue out of treason

I have a mare lads, don't despair you English niggers

>>405421
Kek she is a Welsh mountain pony and i love her so much for like 5 years now, i miss my other mare before her though because she kinda looked like Aryanne but with only one blue eye.

https://www..youtube.com/watch?v=1VxUfM0pZiA

>I just want freedom from fear, says girl raped by teenage boys as sentences to be reviewed
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy20d5440go
>Restore Britain reinstates sacked member who posed doing Nazi salute after furious backlash from hard-Right supporters
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15853083/Restore-Britain-reinstates-sacked-member-Nazi-salute-backlash.html
>Fury as terrorist ringleader cleared for release AGAIN, despite expert warnings
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2210490/zahid-iqbal-terrorist-army-base-bomb-plot-release
>Sadiq Khan takes pilgrimage to Mecca
https://archive.ph/NQzCz
>Britain ‘sleepwalking into a food crisis’ without urgent action, experts say
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/may/28/britain-sleepwalking-into-a-food-crisis-without-urgent-action-experts-say
>UK investors lack confidence with money as survey reveals gender gap
https://www.independent.co.uk/money/investing-money-savings-aviva-accounts-b2983175.html
>Experts warn annual temperature ‘could be above pre-industrial levels by 2030'
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/environment/weather-temperatures-record-un-climate-prediction-b1283906.html
>UK at risk of 'lost generation' amid rising youth unemployment
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-27/uk-at-risk-of-lost-generation-amid-rising-youth-unemployment