/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>404031
>UK and Nigeria can ‘tighten grip of friendship’, King tells country’s leader
*deep, prolonged maniacal cackling*
hold me, I feel like I'm in an asylum again

>>404032
The twat has no understanding of Nigerian politics, persecution or corruption. Or maybe he does, given the direction the countries been heading since he was crowned.

So the UK fined 4chan 450,000 pounds or whatever because 4chan didn't install age verification. They bragged about it on social media as if to warn other websites of impending fines. This was 4chan's legal response, and it's really the only reasonable response to an entity from across the globe demanding you pay them for not making your website more like a website they'd personally like to use. It's extortion.

I hereby fine the owners of Milpool 6,000,000 bits for not implementing race restrictions that prevent Puerto Ricans from reading my posts. To be payed immediately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2MG3V3CxMY

>Labour MPs threaten vote to show opposition to Mahmood's migration plans
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy514kv2vzro
>RICHARD WILLIAMS: As an ex-SAS officer I know how many British troops Iran has killed. That's why I believe we must face the evil - and fight
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15662479/sas-iran-army-armed-forces-war-middle-east.html
>UK housing company collapses - 'part of group that owed £114m'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2184418/uk-housing-company-collapses-group-owed-114-million
>Badenoch: I’d confront a shoplifter if they were ‘not too big’
https://archive.ph/ANztn
>Nigel Farage condemned over call to ban public prayer for Muslims in the UK
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/mar/19/nigel-farage-condemned-over-call-to-ban-public-prayer-for-muslims-in-the-uk
>Starmer acknowledges ‘pressure on families’ as costs rise amid Iran war
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-news-iran-war-prices-uk-families-b2942250.html
>Zack Polanski: 40 Green MPs target for next election would be 'under ambitious'
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/zack-polanski-green-mps-next-election-target-b1275736.html
>Healthcare systems 'overwhelmed' and 'close to collapse' during pandemic, Covid inquiry finds
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-03-19/nhs-overwhelmed-and-close-to-collapse-finds-covid-inquiry
But there were hardly any patients, the Nightingale hospitals weren't utilised.

>>404040
>>404043
I missed that. I'll update the OFCOM thread.

Restore Britain are now an official party!

>>404055
Whatever, there's no way they'll ever win elections anyway
It's no use

>>404056
Bet you're fun at parties.

>>404056
Think of it this way: britbong politics is now gonna be ten times funnier and terrorisms beyond what the irish could dream of are now possible occupational hazards.

Jests aside, I really hope it goes well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iyas9-YHbM

>As Starmer faces war overseas, his party can't find peace at home
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyxy54pv9po
>Who'll keep the oil flowing? It's the only hope of staving off global economic meltdown
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15666077/oil-global-economic-meltdown-MARK-ALMOND-Trump-aid.html
>Iranian man and Romanian woman charged with trying to enter UK nuclear base
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2184913/iranian-man-romanian-woman-charged
>Badenoch accuses Starmer of covering up Diego Garcia attack
https://archive.ph/u37Kk
>Minister claimed thousands of pounds on expenses for promotional videos
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/mar/21/labour-minister-al-carns-claims-on-expenses-for-promotional-videos-birmingham
>Reeves warned not to raise taxes to protect UK from Iran war economic shock
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/reeves-iran-war-taxes-oil-prices-energy-bills-b2943133.html
>Hundreds march through London to protest against US and Israeli attacks on Iran
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/london-iran-israeli-stop-the-war-coalition-downing-street-b1275930.html
>Number of confirmed cases of meningitis rises to 34 as vaccine rollout continues in Kent
https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-03-19/number-of-confirmed-cases-of-meningitis-rises-to-27-amid-outbreak-in-kent

>>404077
MSM still aren't reporting on Restore Britain, but it has been confirmed that GBNews have been told not to invite Rupert Lowe onair.

>>404119
<hey that's a nice flutt... wait is that pomnishy?
Oh a new ep came out. And this is how I find out. Thanks.
lmao she couldn't remember her name so she got named "pomni" which liturally means "remember" in puccian, what a coincidence
>First Minecraft theme park land to open at Chessington World of Adventures in London next year
<tfw a guy wearing a creeper costume silently walks up to you from behind and goes "aloha snackbar" before detonating
Part and parcel.

>>404040
>for not implementing race restrictions that prevent Puerto Ricans from reading my posts.
LMAO

>To be paid immediately.
ftfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ZXeRQ4PeA

>Four Jewish ambulances set on fire in London in what health secretary calls 'sickening' attack
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/czj1m8xpk14t
>Why did PM keep public in dark for 30 hours after Chagos strike? Tory leader accuses Starmer of 'a culture of cover ups' over Iran attack on US-UK base
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15669875/Why-did-PM-public-dark-30-hours-Chagos-strike-Tory-leader-accuses-Starmer-culture-cover-ups-Iran-attack-US-UK-base.html
>Labour civil war looms as Mahmood dusts off Blair-era laws in bid to deport thousands
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2185275/deportation-migration-mahmood-blair-law-labour
>Downing Street fears panic at petrol pumps
https://archive.ph/WdMY1
>Palantir extends reach into British state as it gets access to sensitive FCA data
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/22/palantir-extends-reach-into-british-state-as-it-gets-access-to-sensitive-fca-data
>Starmer to hold emergency Cobra meeting over Iran war after warning prices rises are ‘inescapable’
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/energy-bills-iran-war-food-fuel-shortage-ration-b2943385.html
>Streeting praises ‘Herculean efforts’ in meningitis outbreak
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/wes-streeting-kent-students-university-of-kent-nhs-b1275966.html
>Chief Constable: Valdo Calocane should have been arrested prior to Nottingham attacks
https://www.itv.com/news/central/2026-03-20/nottingham-attacks-inquiry-calocane-should-have-been-arrested-months-earlier

>>404120
>tfw a guy wearing a creeper costume silently walks up to you from behind and goes "aloha snackbar" before detonating
I had a chuckle at that. Shame they lack the IQ for such shenanigans.
>>404121
OFCOM are far too big for their boots.

>>404181
>Hospital waited two days before raising alarm about meningitis outbreak
Bullshit, everypony knows viruses are a hoax, and related illnesses are most likely food poisoning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnSuUQACVYU

>British forces preparing to board Russian shadow fleet ships in UK waters
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg0n9z3jlvo
>Lost in a toxic online world, depraved teen who killed his mother with a hammer after AI told him to
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15679829/AI-bot-told-teen-use-hammer-kill-mother-Loner-callously-tortured-executed-devoted-parent-lost-toxic-online-world-indulged-brutal-fantasies.html
>Labour axes 800 councillors and shuts 43 councils: 'outright gerrymandering'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2186713/labour-axes-800-councillors-43-councils-england-2028
>NS&I faces £400m bill over missing savings scandal
https://archive.ph/Xu3Hk
>UK iPhone users face over-18 age check to use services after update
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/25/apple-iphone-users-face-over-18-age-check-to-use-services-after-update
>Keir Starmer announces temporary ban on crypto donations in blow to Reform
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/crypto-donations-ban-reform-nigel-farage-rycroft-b2945357.html
>Ex-Tory minister Crispin Blunt fined for possession of crystal meth after becoming involved in 'chemsex scene'
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/crispin-blunt-former-tory-mp-guilty-drug-possession-b1276363.html
>Jury find Meta and YouTube liable in landmark social media addiction trial
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-03-25/jury-find-meta-and-youtube-liable-in-landmark-social-media-addiction-trial

>>404190
Same vein as flat earth.

>>404209
>UK iPhone users face over-18 age check to use services after update
>Keir Starmer announces temporary ban on crypto donations in blow to Reform
Fucking gulag.

>>404214
Its pretty shit.

>>404214
Kier Starmar should be sent to a prison full of muzzies and used as a fifi for his crimes against the British people

>>404216
At the very least.

>>404216
>Kier Starmar
Together with the zogbots terrorizing the British.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxsld16TjSU

>The 'unsafe road' that MP claims even police fear
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rxn7227v7o
>Iranian spies 'recruiting British teenagers for espionage' through social media
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15682859/Iranian-spies-recruiting-British-teenagers-espionage-social-media.html
>Creature believed to be extinct spotted again in the UK
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2187006/extinct-creature-spotted-in-uk
>NHS doctor charged with inviting support for Hamas
https://archive.ph/wKqxT
>Rachel Reeves urged to raise taxes on companies profiting from war on Iran
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/mar/26/rachel-reeves-urged-to-raise-taxes-on-companies-profiting-from-war-on-iran
>UK faces biggest hit to growth from Iran war of all major economies, OECD warns as inflation set to surge
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/inflation-iran-war-oecd-energy-food-prices-b2946023.html
>Row as Sadiq Khan gives Notting Hill Carnival extra £4.6m 'that could have kept police stations open'
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/notting-hill-carnival-row-sadiq-khan-funding-police-stations-b1276643.html
>Forced adoption scandal: Government must apologise to survivors for state's role, MPs say
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-03-26/government-must-apologise-for-historic-forced-adoption-mps-say

>>404216
Think our prisons are filled with about 30% moslems. Should higher, personally. Even better if we didn't have them at all.

>>404273
>Large crowds take part in London march against the far right
I'm not versed on how bad british taxes are, but I can see they put it to good use.

>>404274
You're not wrong.

>>404273
>Green activists called Jews ‘abominations’ in leaked WhatsApp chat
They are not wrong TBH.

>>404273
>Vital paperwork for grooming gangs inquiry may be lost, say MPs
Oh, those that assisted the shitskin rapegangs and covered for them somehow lost "vital paperwork" on them? How could this happen? Incon-fucking-ceivable!

>>404296
Its a common theme.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/lnp/sdu/sdu-coverage/lost-evidence-police
https://www.theregister.com/2025/05/30/uk_data_watchdog_found_police/
https://www.computerweekly.com/news/252501504/Loss-of-150000-police-records-made-worse-by-management-failures

>>404332
I was about to ask what faggot reason those libshits were really protesting about. Turns out it was to one-up some other protest out of sheer pettiness. Even got the journos to straight up bullshit the numbers cuz they couldn't even do that. My god that is sad.

>>404332
>>404229
>>404209
>>404181
Super cute Flutters'! I love her
>Certified wankers
>Not a wanker!
You guys are funny, (genuinely) I hope for glory to Britannia /)
Never give up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO6nRXPzX1A

>UK will seek closer ties with EU in light of Iran war, Starmer says
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62l6w03lwzo
>Teenage mob chaos spreads as youths supercharged by social media run riot in London and Birmingham
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15697215/Fears-mob-chaos-spread-towns-cities-feral-youths-run-riot-London-Birmingham-Easter-holiday-linkups.html
>Huge fireball as drone 'strikes British oil company' hours after chilling Iran warning
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2189130/drone-strikes-british-oil-company-erbil-iran-warning
>Pakistani national among three arrested over Golders Green firebomb attack
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/01/pakistani-among-three-arrested-over-golders-green/
>Chancellor meets UK supermarket bosses to discuss cost of living
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/apr/01/chancellor-meets-uk-supermarket-bosses-discuss-cost-living
>More than a million households face higher mortgages due to Iran war, warns Bank of England
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/mortgages-bank-of-england-iran-war-energy-prices-b2949983.html
>Virus with links to yellow fever discovered in Scotland for first time
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/environment/european-england-b1277328.html
>BBC knew about Scott Mills police investigation in 2017, but 'new information' led to sacking
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-01/bbc-admits-to-knowing-about-scott-mills-investigation-in-2017

Happy birthday mlpol.

>>404457
>pic
Lovely equine Flutters

>>404459
I've taken a liking to candymeows style.

>>404496
>Archbishop of Canterbury uses first Easter sermon to call for Middle East peace
That actually makes me so cross. Barely a peep when people over in that damned desert suffered for generations in ways that make serial killers blush, but only now kvetch about it when someone finally decides to do something about that.

>>404502
The suffering of Semites at the hands of oneanother isn't the concern of Catholics. When the conflicts escalate to the point of governments gearing up to send European Catholics to go die in that unrest, then it becomes reasonable to suddenly call for a cease to the war.

>>404503
No, I'm pretty sure pretending bad shit don't happen is just human instinct; semite, gentile, blacks, whites, yellows notwithstanding. We've all done that.
What isn't human instinct is failing to read the room and spouting idiotic nonsense. That's either malice or stupidity.

>>404520
I just read the room... It says that you're a loser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eSzmGkifac

>Disruption expected as six-day doctors' strike begins
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8ej461k3e5o
>Reform UK will block visas from all countries demanding slavery reparations from Britain
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15710809/Reform-UK-block-visas-countries-demanding-reparations-Britain.html
>UK care home provider plunges into liquidation after racking up huge outstanding bill
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2191017/uk-care-home-provider-liquidation
>Dead people given £850m in benefits blunders
https://archive.ph/9iL4d
>Police record nearly fiftyfold rise in stalking offences in England and Wales in past decade
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/06/stalking-offences-police-england-wales-soar-past-decade
>Plans to put UK industries on war footing ‘delayed until next year’ despite Iran conflict
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/defence-spending-iran-war-trump-military-b2952400.html
>Waitrose worker sacked after 17 years for confronting Lindt Easter egg shoplifter in Clapham store
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/waitrose-worker-sacked-shoplifter-lindt-easter-eggs-clapham-b1277702.html
>Two more teenagers charged with murder after 18-year-old stabbed outside Smethwick mosque
https://www.itv.com/news/central/2026-04-06/two-more-teenagers-charged-with-murder-after-18-year-old-stabbed-outside-mosque
<EXTRA CLOWNWORLD BULLSHIT
>The madness of a state that spends more on welfare than it raises from income tax
>Income Tax revenue - £331 BILLION
>Benefits & welfare - £333 BILLION
https://www.cityam.com/the-madness-of-spending-more-on-welfare-than-is-raised-from-income-tax/

>>404502
I suspect its because israel is involved.
>>404503
I'm under the impression Christians should advocate for peace and only go to war is absolutely no other option I'd available, but that's depending on how ones interpretation of scripture.
>>404520
Ask a black about their opinion on African slavery that still takes place in Islamic countries. They'll either be completely unaware or blame Whites somehow.
>>404521
Bit uncalled for mate.