/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>403449
Holy shit. Thanks man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-c5tu_x7LA
Proper earworm this.
>Chocolate kept in anti-theft boxes as retailers warn it's being stolen to order
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3gqr7p0lqo
>Mandelson bailed after quiz by Met's 'Celeb Squad' - but what prompted 'unusual' 4.30pm arrest?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15586681/Mandelson-released-custody-quizzed-Scotland-Yards-elite-Celeb-Squad-Questions-prompted-unusual-4-30pm-arrest-disgraced-Lords-7m-home-17-days-properties-searched-links-Epstein.html
>WW3 fears as Army chief warns Britain faces unavoidable clash with Russia
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2174631/ww3-fears-army-chief-warns
>DWP staff paid £12.7m in bonuses despite £10bn benefit overpayments
https://archive.ph/vyy1F
>Reform mayor courted US oil and gas executive about fracking in UK
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/feb/24/reform-uk-mayor-andrea-jenkyns-us-oil-gas-executive-fracking-lincolnshire
>Warning issued as violence and abuse against retail workers at ‘unacceptably high’ levels
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/retailers-abuse-violence-theft-brc-usdaw-b2925845.html
>'This is a Muslim area': Moment Met Police officer confronted in Whitechapel as she defends free speech of Christian preacher
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/police-officer-whitechapel-defends-christian-preacher-muslim-area-b1272175.html
>British police forces calling for witnesses and examining evidence in relation to Epstein files
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-02-18/how-are-british-police-forces-investigating-the-epstein-scandal

Fluttershys prompted via https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generator

>>403449
>>403456
Heh.

I'm not sure if he's completely retarded or just on a different planet entirely.

>>403561
Guard: "sire! monsters at the gates are attacking our people, what should we do?"
Sir Starver: "understandable, have a nice day"

when his term would finish? it felt forever.

>>403564
He's threatened his party members with a general election twice now if they don't fall in line.
>Why would he call a general election when he knows they'll lose?
That's kind of the point. They have their hands in the cookie jar and they want to take as many cookies out as they possibly can. Classic uniparty, lining their coffers with our silver. This might be the reason why Restore Britain is making the establishment shit themselves, and their only real winning move is to break the cookie jar.

>>403569
sigh... i really don't wanna imagine that asshole in a zombie scenario. (not much different from immigrants you guys get)
starver after boris after sunak is a bad combo.
hope you guys succeed at getting rid of his ass.
later i should draw Rupert Lowe in a white knight armour.

>>403572
>sigh... i really don't wanna imagine that asshole in a zombie scenario. (not much different from immigrants you guys get)
He'll be in hotter water come April when the ukrainian rentboy trial comes to light.
>starver after boris after sunak is a bad combo.
It's been a terrible combo of tory and labour for the last 30 years.
>hope you guys succeed at getting rid of his ass.
Cunts gonna take chunks out the door frame on his way out. I don't think he'll ever go willingly, unless it was to save his own arse.
>later i should draw Rupert Lowe in a white knight armour.
I'd appreciate that. I was thinking about asking you to draw a ponified Lowe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bx-okDZYw4

>BBC investigation finds 50,000 people waited over 24 hours in A&E corridor care
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8lvjn66zxo
>UK draws up overland rescue plan via Saudi Arabia for 94,000 Britons trapped in Gulf states
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15604797/UK-evacuate-Brits-trapped-Gulf-states-PM-lets-US-use-bases.html
>Update on UK terror threat from Defence Secretary after Iran strikes
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2176930/uk-alert-terror-threat-absolutely
>Migrants lose right to permanent asylum
https://archive.ph/nO1eL
>UK to allow US to use British bases for defensive strikes against Iran
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/mar/01/uk-to-allow-us-to-use-british-bases-for-defensive-strikes-against-iran
>Ministers consider social media curfew and AI chatbot restrictions to keep children safe online
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/social-media-curfew-ai-children-online-safety-b2929698.html
>Detentions cancelled amid TikTok ‘school wars’ sweeping London
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/met-police-detentions-cancelled-tikkok-school-wars-london-b1272997.html
>Grooming gang whistleblower Maggie Oliver taking Government to court
https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2026-03-01/grooming-gang-whistleblower-taking-government-to-court

>>403629
He's always had a bleeding heart for moslems.

>>403653
>He's always had a bleeding heart for moslems.
I think jeremy corbyn and his entire family needs to be raped to death by them.
Think it would be fair for him and anyone like him to be subjected to the exact humiliation they've helped enforce on others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXf-9pmNtUQ

>Met chief 'can see why women don't trust police'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdr2exyvyxpo
>University College London Islamic society mourns death of 'martyred' Ayatollah Khamenei
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15607213/University-College-London-Islamic-society-mourns-death-martyred-Ayatollah-Khamenei.html
>Greens deputy leader Mothin Ali sparks fury by attending pro-Iran regime rally
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2177439/greens-deputy-leader-mothin-ali-pro-iran-regime-rally
>GCHQ tells businesses: Brace for Iranian cyber attacks
https://archive.ph/HCAB2
>Rachel Reeves’s plans could be hit by Middle East conflict, say economists
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/mar/03/rachel-reeves-middle-east-obr-spring-forecast
>Voting age could be reduced under new reforms because ‘young people are the future’
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/voting-age-reduced-steve-reed-b2930564.html
>The scandal of London councils' spending black holes
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-borough-councils-spending-bankrupt-tax-b1272565.html
>UK Government ‘looking at all options’ to support Britons as some flights resume
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-03-02/dubai-airports-announces-limited-resumption-of-operations

>>403658
I'd be quite happy with just the public executions.

Before the 1979 Islamic Revolution, Iran under was a rapidly modernizing, and pro-Western state. Fuelled by oil wealth, cities like Tehran experienced significant social liberalization, with women gaining rights, education, and freedom of dress.

O>>403732
So. What happens during the Islamic revolution. What was the catalyst. Why. Who was involved?.

>>403733
>>So. What happens during the Islamic revolution. What was the catalyst. Why. Who was involved?<<

...Iran vs Iraq war

These are questions we should be asking

>>403732
>>403733
>>403734
Its the usual suspects.

>>403736
>Its the usual suspects.
...the Suomi. The finns are behind it all. I knew it.

>>403732
stop lying you kike faggot

video is of islamofascist iran

>>403742
You just have that on tap? What the fuck?

>>403742
Such a gradeschool tier black-and-White conclusion. So stupid it's as if you know it's stupid and you're acting stupid on purpose to get attention. I think you might be homosexual too.

A young White woman from rural Montana would be stabbed to death by niggers as soon as she entered Los Angeles. A Gyaruo man with his riced-out shitbox blasting his music would get his ass kicked by cabbage farmers in Nakayama. An estrogenated Chav from inner London visiting Scotland would kill himself after being away from second-hand vape smoke for the first time ever. Iran, like every country, has its own class and culture divide between its rural and urban areas. Iran's major cities represent the common post-modern "melting pot" dilution of culture while the mass of the country - the rural - is still dominantly traditional Moslem. I'm positive that the single building in the TikTok clip you pulled from your iPad's "8ch /pol/ webms" folder is also a landing area for international tourists and commerce so it's made to be culturally mundane on purpose, and the few Moslems who relish that mundanity hang around that small area as a result. Those people would be stoned and forced to eat bacon if they acted that way anywhere else in the country. If you're going to cherry pick, at least reach to the top of the tree.

>>403739
They don't exist mate, which is the perfect cover story.... By jove, you've cracked the case!
>>403744
>Such a gradeschool tier black-and-White conclusion. So stupid it's as if you know it's stupid and you're acting stupid on purpose to get attention.
That's how a lot of discussions are theses days. Less actual reasoning and more presenting evidence that supports the immediate viewpoint rather than a well formulated rebuttal, and calling each other names in the hopes that their emotional outburst is strong enough the other person gives up and moves onto the next thread. That, or it's all artificial.
>I think you might be homosexual too.
Juries still out on that one, but if he's a youngling....Well they are gayer these days.

>>403746
fugg that's one of my most favorite pics :DDDD :DDD
the trees, they speak suomi, they whisper "perkele"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV7Ex0afqDs

>Sheep are disappearing from the UK's hills - and its dinner plates
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrzd72wp5zo
>Green Party leader Zack Polanski accused of LAUGHING at vandalism of Winston Churchill statue
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15618755/Green-Party-Zack-Polanski-LAUGHING-vandalism-Winston-Churchills-statue.html
>Medicine breakthrough as robot saves British man's life – controlled 1,500 miles away
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2178727/robotic-surgery-gibraltar-london-prostate-cancer
>How the Royal Navy went from being the envy of the world to a shadow of its former self
https://archive.ph/WXlED
>Defence secretary accuses Tory and Reform MPs of ‘unpatriotic’ behaviour
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/mar/05/uk-defence-secretary-mp-relationship-trump
>UK data watchdog writes to Meta over ‘concerning’ claims intimate footage filmed on smart glasses viewed by outsourced workers
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-data-watchdog-writes-to-meta-over-concerning-smart-glasses-claims-b2932612.html
>Activists arrested by Met Police over 'mass shoplifting plans'
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/activists-arrested-met-police-mass-shoplifting-plans-b1273717.html
>More than 60 babies fall ill after consuming toxic formula, Health Security Agency says
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-03-05/more-than-60-babies-fall-ill-after-consuming-recalled-formula-ukhsa-says

>>403749
Perkele is a fun word to say. Love a word with rolling R's.

>>403816
>UK must stockpile food in readiness for
By this point I was already snickering.
>climate shocks or war
fuck me sideways they come up with the funniest shit for these now
Forget all the global warmings and global coolings with all the climate changes, all that tripe is old shit, we're on "climate shocks of war" wave now. The future is now, old man. [muffled circus music in the distance]
>plans for new Islamophobia tsar as part of social cohesion strategy
>Islamophobia tsar
huh? is that like "CEO of racism" but specifically for mudslime hating? And fuck the word "phobia". It's not fear that I feel toward mudslimes or trannoids when they throw "pisslamophobia/trannoidphobia" around, but a crystal clear desire to eliminate in the most painful, prolonged ways imaginable. There is no "phobia" in the desire to murder, to get rid of trash. In fact it's very healthy to want to get rid of trash. Look how much has piled up all around the world! Someone needs to clean them all out. I'd like to be that someone. It would be silly to only despise a part of abrahamicism though. I can't stress that one enough. I see no difference between christianity, islam and judaism. It's all jewish folklore with most parts stolen from fuck knows how many other, older beliefs, shaped to be a weapon. Abrahamicism is a weapon/tool of enslavement used against the "goyim". It's all it's ever been and I can't stop fucking thinking about it.

>>403828
Shits going to pot very quickly it seems, ever since COVID. The managed decline is escalating, the bright side being we have our own Hitler 2.0.

>>403874
the oil jew fears the horseman

>>403874
Is that saying 131 pounds for gas?

>>403877
No, it's 137!

>>403875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
>>403877
Pence per liter

This pug was probably the start of my deep dive into politics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caY0MEok19I

>Uni student among two dead in Kent meningitis outbreak
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxg35dv7npo
>Fury over Green council's 'ludicrous' plans to build new town with 3,500 homes that will 'swamp' idyllic Malverns countryside
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15642345/Fury-Green-ludicrous-plans-build-new-town-3-500-homes-swamp-Malverns-countryside.html
>Farage calls RSPCA demand for rats on banknotes instead of Churchill 'absolutely crackers'
Let's be honest, he was a rat.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2182591/rspca-demands-rats-pigeons-banknotes-nigel-farage
>Iran war to push 100,000 Britons out of work within months
https://archive.ph/nK0kM
>High levels of debt on essential UK bills are the ‘new normal’, warn campaigners
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/mar/16/debt-high-levels-essential-bills-uk
>Crowds chant ‘death to the IDF’ at al-Quds rally in London as police arrest protesters
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/al-quds-day-protest-london-police-latest-b2938848.html
>Dozens of MPs call on Starmer to prevent Lords from blocking assisted dying Bill
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/mps-keir-starmer-labour-prime-minister-parliament-b1275035.html
>Police release new evidence after body of man found in wheelie bin in Coventry park
https://www.itv.com/news/central/2026-03-14/coventry-park-cordoned-off-as-body-of-man-found-in-wheelie-bin