/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gci4gpK2Tjk

>Farmers warn of higher food costs due to Iran war
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0q98w57k25o
>Kemi Badenoch brands Keir Starmer 'all mouth and no trousers' on defence as he jets to the Gulf despite failing to produce vital plan for Britain's military
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15716651/Kemi-Badenoch-brands-Keir-Starmer-mouth-no-trousers-defence-jets-Gulf-despite-failing-produce-vital-plan-Britains-military.html
>Russia threatens UK with 'nuclear or non-nuclear' strikes - 'We'll blow it up!'
Fuckin' 'mon then
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2191923/russia-threatens-uk-propaganda-shadow-fleet
>Relish your last pot of Gentleman’s Relish – it’s officially toast
https://archive.ph/Rcmfr
>‘Excessive’ financial risks threaten survival of many English universities, report warns
https://www.theguardian.com/education/2026/apr/09/english-universities-excessive-financial-risks-survival-warns-thinktank
>British man charged with directing activities of Somali terror group Al-Shabaab
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/jermaine-grant-terror-charge-alshabaab-somalia-b2954312.html
>Musician’s heartbreak as son, 21, stabbed to death in fight at Primrose Hill beauty spot where ‘he had gone to film’
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/primrose-hill-stabbing-viewpoint-met-police-murder-b1277940.html
>'Not generated by AI' RSPCA forced to confirm shocking photo of 250 dogs is real
https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2026-04-08/shocking-photo-of-250-dogs-in-one-property-is-not-ai-says-rspca

>>404530
>Bit uncalled for mate.
I disagree. He had disregarded the entire context of the relatively short discussion and called my contribution 'idiotic nonsense' while his post itself makes little sense. His implication that I'm not 'reading the room" suggests that he assumes there's a certain status quo or vibe of passivity that needs to be adhered to.
>I'm under the impression Christians should advocate for peace and only go to war is absolutely no other option I'd available, but that's depending on how ones interpretation of scripture.
Which is the exact belief that historically resulted in Christian nations being brutalized by Semites, even going in to the present. Advocating for peace doesn't work against tribes who believe that war against the neighbor tribe is the ultimate goal in life. Superficially forcing peace upon them with boots on the ground enforcing loose borders only results in more dead Christian soldiers while their little desert permawar keeps on raging wherever those boots aren't. The only way for peace to be achieved on Earth is to remove the fanatically unpeaceful people from it. So yes, absolutely no other option other than war is available. Conventional war with them in the nuclear age is an unnecessary waste of Christian life. We could end their war and all of their future wars if we ended them in one quick blast without ever stepping foot in their sand pit. The technology and the reasoning are here. But if they're going to just end themselves, we can let them. Let them kill eachother without sending our strongest and smartest men to set curfews for when the killing can't happen, or to give bottles of Coca Cola to the ones who decided not to kill that day. Christians, Catholics, and Whites at large aren't the world police. We don't need to slap the wrists of people who wear towels on their heads every time they blow up some people who wear little coasters on their heads. We can let them blow eachother up or we can blow them up from the comfort of our gaming PCs. Our soldiers dying to prevent Muhammed from Killing Akhmed while each of them have 13 sons at home ready to kill us just isn't worth it.

>>404553
The seeds: In Britain
The soil: In Britain
The sunshine: In Britain
The water: In Britain
The bees: In Britain
The diesel: In Britain
The greenhouses: In Britain
The potatoes: In Ireland
The cows: In Britain
The indirect AK-74 fire: In Iran
So naturally, Britains need to pay more.

>>404554
He assumed that there's a 'certain vibe of passivity that needs to be adhered to' precisely because he is a christian. On the semitic farm, jews are the farmers, muslims are the sheep dogs and christians are the sheep. No mainstream religion was created to uplift white people. Is it any surprise that the puritans who re-opened the gates of England to jews in 1655, after over 300 years of peace, went on to found one of the most philosemitic nations in history? To be even remotely pro-white, christianity must effectively become the ship of theseus, such as with positive christianity in Germany. If you believe in an aryan jesus, exalt mein kampf over the bible and use the swastika over the cross, are you really still a christian? If christianity has to be bent and bastardised so much to serve our whims, shouldn't it just be abandoned instead?

Hitler himself recognised that christianity would have to be phased out in the long term.He even saw christian germans as a potential fifth column. If you need a religion, then your only option is Creativity.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creativity_(religion)#

I agree that deploying troops is absolutely counter-productive, but no christian could ever hope to stop 'brutalization by semites', because they brutalize themselves with every prayer to their semitic 'god'.

>>404554
I love farming too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYpD5cysnYA

>'We should not be at the mercy of events abroad' - Starmer
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly7d9rv4nro
>Navy scrambles to stop Putin spy submarines, as Ministers are told to crank up spending NOW
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15720567/Navy-scrambles-stop-Putin-spy-submarines.html
>‘Useless’ Yvette Cooper sparks uproar as Channel 4 flooded with complaints
https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/2192379/useless-yvette-cooper-sparks-uproar-channel-4
>Starmer says he is ‘fed up’ with Trump
https://archive.ph/Ug7tn
>Reform UK voters least likely to see social media posts from family and friends, study finds
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/apr/10/reform-uk-voters-least-likely-to-see-social-media-posts-from-family-and-friends-study-finds
>Fish and chip lovers told to completely avoid eating UK cod amid population crisis
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fish-and-chips-uk-cod-population-b2955020.html
>Starmer 'fed up' as he blames actions of Trump and Putin for cost of living crisis in Britain
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-trump-putin-britain-cost-of-living-crisis-b1278207.html
>James McAvoy on directorial debut: 'I wanted to make a movie about people from council estates'
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-09/james-mcavoy-wanted-to-make-a-popcorn-movie-about-people-from-council-estates

>>404555
Heh. Scaremongering as usual.
>>404557
Farmers are important. Wish more people understood that, then again communists aren't people.

>>404554
I'm that anon. I was gonna clarify that I was referring to the archbishop's message as idiotic nonsense (cuz pleading peace without backing it up with force or even decisive action and toward the explicitly murder-happy desert people who've been murdering for DECADES is plain fucking retarded), but I felt you were one of those emotional people that are a pain to deal with so I left it. I only reply now cuz you're making up fanfiction on this idea of "me", fuck is wrong you bro.

>>404581
>I was gonna clarify that I was referring to the archbishop's message as idiotic nonsense
So you knew your post was vague and easy to misunderstand but you made it anyway? It's nobody's responsibility to try to decipher the true meaning behind your cryptically poor grammar and expression. You type like how a ghetto nigger speaks so you should be thankful anyone at all bothered to reply to you. As a man of high intellect, I've concluded that I am in the right and that you are in the wrong. You may as well just uninstall Firefox.

>>404582
You are the one who can stop any time and be the bigger man. You're like the local russian anon: getting really tilted at words and denying you are cuz that would mean I get the last word. Granted, you haven't pulled out the death threats or called me a jew for being disagreeable, so good on you for that.

>>404630
>Steel Wings
Hehehehehe.

>>404638
Its a good track.

>>404640
Indeed.

>>404717
I was quite shocked to learn how atrophied the UK military got. How the fuck did it happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2fxhpSNASg

>Migrants making false domestic abuse claims to stay in UK, BBC investigation finds
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crl19dzdd38o
>Purple-faced, eyes blazing, Starmer let rip at Sir Lindsay - then whacked his fist on the side of Mr Speaker's throne
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/columnists/article-15735745/Starmer-Sir-Lindsay-Speaker-throne-QUENTIN-LETTS.html
>UK households sent urgent warning over chicken shortage at supermarkets
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2194641/uk-households-urgent-food-warning
>Give us descriptions of church gang-rape suspects, protesters tell police
https://archive.ph/hWr9Q
>Critical Atlantic current significantly more likely to collapse than thought
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/apr/15/critical-atlantic-current-significantly-more-likely-to-collapse-than-thought
>PM summons TikTok, Meta, X bosses to No 10 to push for children’s online safety
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/keir-starmer-meta-tiktok-liz-kendall-schools-b2958566.html
>Two suspects arrested as London synagogue targeted with petrol bombs in 'shocking' attack
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/finchley-synagogue-arson-attack-b1278825.html
>Asylum seeker Hadush Kebatu's accidental release caused by 'broken system', Lammy tells ITV News
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-15/broken-system-caused-migrant-kebatus-accidental-release-lammy-tells-itv-news
>Kier Starmer delays defence investment plan over cabinet split
https://archive.ph/4LyGr

>>404740
Transition to soft power. The UK spends far more on welfare and social protection than on the military, both in absolute terms and as a share of GDP. In recent years (2024/25–2025/26), social protection (the broad category covering pensions, benefits, and related support) has accounted for roughly 13% of GDP, while defence spending is around 2.3–2.4% of GDP.

Honk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anM4iHfUCUM

>Arson attacks 'gathering momentum' Chief Rabbi says
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce35qwk9k5do
>Starmer's not fit to run the country: Kemi launches blistering attack on 'weak, lazy and incompetent' PM as Mandelson crisis threatens to force him out of No10
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15745293/Starmer-Kemi-blistering-attack-Mandelson-crisis-threatens-out.html
>Car crashes into people in Westminster causing life-changing injuries - driver arrested
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2195818/car-crashes-pedestrians-westminster-argyll-street
>AI receptionist stopping patients from making GP appointments
No different from a regular receptionist then
https://archive.ph/pkXuh
>Bank bosses called to meeting with Reeves over impact of Iran war on UK economy
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/apr/19/bank-bosses-meeting-rachel-reeves-impact-iran-war-uk-economy
>Reform’s Richard Tice ‘happy to put things right’ after ‘he failed to pay £100k in corporation tax’
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/richard-tice-reform-uk-corporation-tax-hmrc-b2960447.html
>Failure of assisted dying Bill ‘bitter disappointment and lets down terminally ill’
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/uk-parliament-meg-hillier-sarah-mullally-life-luciana-berger-b1279242.html
>Pints, scans and salads: What a CO2 shortage in the UK means for food, healthcare and hospitality
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-16/what-a-co2-shortage-in-the-uk-means-for-food-healthcare-and-hospitality

>>404781
>Pints, scans and salads: What a CO2 shortage in the UK means for food, healthcare and hospitality
I know it's a complicated issue, but I read this and I can't help but think
>nigger just breathe harder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0tYs5U5RI

>Thousands fill city streets for Vaisakhi celebrations
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9958y3073jo
>Reform says it will deport up to 400,000 asylum seekers if it wins the next election, creating 'pop up' detention centres to hold thousands
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15746565/Reform-says-deport-400-000-asylum-seekers-wins-election-creating-pop-detention-centres-hold-thousands.html
>Blow to special relationship as David Lammy hurls three-word insult at Donald Trump
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2195924/lammy-trump-small-petty-starmer-iran-war-mandelson
>The five ways MPs could oust Starmer
https://archive.ph/u77Ei
>Get a grip on ‘scandal’ of illegal child social care in England, ministers are told
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/apr/20/get-to-grips-on-illegal-child-social-care-in-england-ministers-are-told
>UK to ‘flirt’ with recession and 250,000 to lose jobs amid Iran war fallout, warn forecasters
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/iran-war-recession-uk-economy-b2960583.html
>Tube strikes: 'Militant' RMT union slammed as four days of travel misery to hit London
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/tube-strikes-london-rmt-union-underground-sadiq-khan-b1279272.html
>England facing 'significant shortfall' of public toilets, health leaders warn
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-19/people-forced-to-suffer-due-to-public-toilet-deserts-health-leaders-warn

>>404783
It wasn't that long ago they where harping on about capturing carbon dioxide for climate change.
https://www.gov.uk/government/collections/uk-carbon-capture-usage-and-storage-ccus / https://archive.ph/LLGs8

>>404840
>Restrict 'forever chemicals' that hurt people and planet, MPs urge
Huge btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYwMnDdLC5Q

>Epstein housed abuse victims in London flats, BBC reveals
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn08j2g9ze9o
>British war heroes' fury at Lord Hermer over 'witch-hunt based on lies'
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15760021/Heroes-fury-Lord-Hermer-sought-wriggle-room-claims-against-British-troops.html
>Trump 'to review UK's claim to the Falklands' in bombshell Iran punishment
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2197829/donald-trump-to-review-uk-falkland-islands-claim
>In Dunkirk, I discovered why French police fail to stop migrants
https://archive.ph/fNFPt
>Revealed: UK oil refinery owner moved Russian loans to offshore subsidiary where sanctions did not apply
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/apr/24/revealed-uk-oil-refinery-owner-moved-russian-loans-to-offshore-subsidiary-where-sanctions-did-not-apply
>‘I lost my wife and daughter in the Air India crash. Now I’m being told to leave Britain’
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/air-india-crash-ahemdabad-tragedy-mohammad-shethawala-b2963399.html
>Police close rape investigation in Epsom following disturbances
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-rape-investigation-epsom-b1279790.html
>UK consumer confidence falls to lowest level in over two years
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-23/consumer-confidence-falls-as-rapid-price-rises-give-households-the-jitters
>Morgan McSweeney: I didn't 'bully' civil servants over Mandelson
https://archive.ph/769X5

>>404857
You know as well as I do that it's a means of generating more income. They'll tax companies more who will in turn tax the consumers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbxqVNdccHM

>Influencer dies days after being hit by car in Soho
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx29w1z1lkzo
>How Labour's secretly moving hundreds of migrants into picturesque villages. And in one case, the first locals knew was when an Afghan started 'harassing' girls at the school gate
https://archive.ph/2RlV0
>UK bed company on brink of administration - business dates back to 1870
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2198425/uk-bed-company-brink-administration
>Benefit claimants handed discounts for beach huts and bars
https://archive.ph/Ey7xu
>Security vetting stepped up after MP is given bodyguard with far-right links
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/apr/25/security-vetting-stepped-up-after-mp-is-given-bodyguard-with-far-right-links
>Greggs moves food and drink behind anti-theft counters in shoplifting crackdown
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/greggs-theft-counters-shoplifting-west-croydon-b2964857.html
>Starmer: Foreign Office chief faced ‘everyday pressure’ to clear Mandelson
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-olly-robbins-peter-mandelson-prime-minister-foreign-office-b1280002.html
>Counter terrorism police called in after van driven into gate at Leicestershire drone factory
https://www.itv.com/news/central/2026-04-25/counter-terrorism-police-called-in-after-van-driven-into-gate-at-drone-factory
>'Iran spy' says he was offered €50,000 to film London TV offices
https://archive.ph/SxSUV

Body hurts. Spent the day putting in a 5 panel 6ft fence plus 8ft posts.

>>404886
>UK's biggest ever environmental pollution
I believe it is the pajeet DNA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q34lEZ7qvX8

>BP profits more than double as Iran war sends oil prices higher
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2eveyvgn9no
>Trump and Melania greet King Charles and Queen Camilla at the White House amid security concerns
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15769543/Trump-Melania-greet-King-Charles-Queen-Camilla-White-House-security-worries-shadow-historic-meeting.html
>UK sausage and bacon supplier plunges into liquidation after 121 years
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2199093/uk-sausage-bacon-supplier-plunges-liquidation-business-since-1905
>Starmer pleads with MPs to save him
https://archive.ph/6EbJJ
>Half of England’s schools unfit due to leaks, mould and faulty toilets, poll finds
https://www.theguardian.com/education/2026/apr/28/ngland-schools-unfit-leaks-mould-unusable-toilets
>Go back to England, Argentina’s vice president tells Falkland Islands residents
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/falkland-islands-argentina-england-claim-pentagon-memo-b2966142.html
>Reform UK’s ‘national fuel tax protest’ in Whitehall stalls as barely anyone turns up
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/reform-uk-fuel-protest-london-nigel-farage-richard-tice-tax-rise-b1280132.html
>Nottingham Inquiry: Doctor told Calocane he could kill someone years before attacks
https://www.itv.com/news/central/2026-04-23/doctor-told-calocane-he-could-kill-someone-years-before-nottingham-attacks
>Rise of insurgent independents fuelled by Palestine anger
https://archive.ph/xDENu

>>404889
Jeets/pakis/africans/foreigners in general. Utterly bonkers foreign men are in 51%+ of adverts despite being a minority.

>>404894
>Half of England’s schools unfit due to leaks, mould and faulty toilets, poll finds
UK is really european version of Russia, isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWGW8-x6OY

>Antisemitism 'a national security emergency', says government terror adviser after Golders Green attack
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3ve2nr60xzt
>Israel warns British anti-Semitism is out of control and protesters brand PM 'Starmer, Jew harmer'
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15777411/Keir-Starmer-Jew-harmer-PM-condemnation-Israel-antisemitism-UK.html
>Lucy Letby conviction doubts raised yet again as new bombshell study pokes holes in case
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2200046/lucy-letby-conviction-doubts-raised
>UK borrowing costs hit highest since 1998
https://archive.ph/nqups
>Revealed: British ad firm’s billion-dollar greenwash of US oil industry
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/apr/30/revealed-british-ad-firm-billion-dollar-greenwash-of-us-oil-industry
>Calls for ‘urgent action’ as millions of UK households forced to skip meals amid cost of living crisis
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cost-of-living-uk-economy-households-b2967381.html
>Government announces £25m for security after Golders Green attack
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/government-golders-green-jewish-london-b1280491.html
>Kings brings his 'greater together' message to New York
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-29/kings-brings-his-greater-together-message-to-new-york
>Half of convenience shops linked to criminal gangs in UK hotspots
https://archive.ph/wKLcp

>>404900
We're getting to that stage unfortunately. Most cleaners are niggers, and for whatever reason they seem to fail to understand the point of cillit bang. That or they're afraid they'll dissolve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSMWwEtoLx4

>Protests may need to be stopped in some cases, PM suggests
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9pn2v7m2wo
>Peter Kay gig is halted after 'bomb' scare as concert goers describe 'eerie' silence
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15783697/Peter-Kay-bundled-stage-gig-abruptly-halted-45-minutes-fans-evacuated-arena-teenager-19-held-suspicious-bag.html
>Green Party candidate labels Jewish people 'cockroaches' in vile post
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2201042/green-party-cockroaches-insult
>Britain braces for Ed Miliband, the radical Left-wing chancellor
https://archive.ph/AQnx8
>Andy Burnham has plan to return to Westminster ‘within weeks’, allies say
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/01/andy-burnham-westminster-return-plan-within-weeks
>BBC News staff to be hit hardest by major job cuts with 2,000 roles set to be axed
BBC News staff to be hit hardest by major job cuts with 2,000 roles set to be axed
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/bbc-news-staff-cuts-redundancies-jobs-b2969389.html
>Man charged with five offences over Dunmurry police station attack
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/chinese-cctv-monzo-press-association-b1280832.html
>'I've always worked, now I'm on anti-depressants': Life in a never ending cost of living crisis
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-30/from-always-working-to-anti-depressants-a-never-ending-cost-of-living-crisis
>Teenage kart racer 'killed Airbnb host then fled to Dubai'
https://archive.ph/A5zGi

These images will officially get you arrested in the UK.

>>404980
Unless you're a member of the labour party.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70dvp0w2dyo

>>404980
its true im posting this from strangeways HMC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii8Yi6Ax1fA

>King's speech was a 'high stakes' moment of US visit, Palace says
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy72d4g5pdyo
>Violent BBC presenter broke his female colleague's wrist in attack 'hushed up by bosses': Corporation faces new cover-up claims following Scott Mills and Huw Edwards scandals
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15785535/Violent-BBC-presenter-broke-female-colleagues-wrist-attack-hushed-bosses-latest-cover-following-Scott-Mills-Huw-Edwards-scandals.html
>Migration mayhem as 360 small boat migrants land in just one day
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2201206/migration-crisis-small-boats-english-channel-latest
>Anti-Semitism has become acceptable at dinner parties, claims Badenoch
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/05/02/anti-semitism-acceptable-at-dinner-parties-badenoch-warns/
>Two people dead after explosion at house in Bristol
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/may/03/explosion-house-bristol-major-incident
>Zack Polanski suggests he shared ‘inaccurate’ criticism of Golders Green officers because he was traumatised
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/zack-polanski-golders-green-police-terror-b2969680.html
>Salmon and other species killed after chemical spills into River Spey tributary
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/environment/duncan-ferguson-salmon-b1280905.html
>Pro-Palestine activists fear attack on free speech as PM urges 'tougher action'
https://www.itv.com/news/london/2026-05-01/met-chief-warns-british-jews-facing-greatest-threat-after-golders-green-stabbing
>British police armed with Google Translate outwitted by Chinese gangs
https://archive.ph/nWSrj

>>404984
If you're gonna LARP, at least put a little effort in.

>>405042
Do we actually have any hard results, or do those not come until later?

>>405044
Each borough takes their own time to count the votes for the local elections, if they choose to hold them. Final results will be in by 10pm at the latest, so about an hour an a half away. I'll post them if I remember. Restore Britain did fantastically, they contested 10 seats, and won 10 seats.

>>405048
inb4

>>405049
Labour got merked, but not all councils were holding an election. Reform were also mogged in Great Yarmouth.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2026/england/results

>>405057
>Farage
Controlled opposition.

>>405061
I'm impressed an American gets it.

>>405050
>>405057
Looking at the results, the following appears to have happened

The media narrative is that it's a Reform landslide and a clobbering of labor
The Green Party appears to have not performed as well they hoped and was generally underwhelming
Foreign muslim candidates run by Reform did not preform well at all, and similar is true of the Liberal Democrats
Great Yarmouth First/Restore did very well and trounced reform everywhere they ran... but still only won 10 seats, since that's all they were contesting
Labor and the Conservatives still won a significant number of sets, despite being Labor and the Conservatives and deserving zero seats
Reform's significant drop in the polls did not entirely translate into poor performance in the election

>>405067
I suspect people voting for Reform did so only as a protest vote to murder the uniparty.

Full results are in.

>>405069
What do Scotland and Wales look like? I can't find bar graphs on those

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRdJ3ktGQw

>Army parachutes onto remote island to help Briton with suspected hantavirus
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgzv77ldpdo
>Rachel Reeves had 'almighty row' with MP sister at child's birthday party 'to stop her voting to let Andy Burnham return to Westminster'
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15804469/Rachel-Reeves-row-sister-Andy-Burnham-Westminster.html
>Santander and NatWest to begin branch closures on Monday with 17 to shut - full list
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2203829/santander-natwest-begin-branch-closures-monday-17-to-shut
>Starmer tried to cancel our election... and it’s come back to bite him
https://archive.ph/tnP99
>Labour MP challenges ministers to trigger leadership contest as Starmer vows to fight on
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2026/may/10/may-elections-keir-starmer-catherine-west-labour-leadership-nigel-farage-reform-conservatives-kemi-badenoch-richard-tice-bridget-phillipson-uk-politics-latest-news-updates
>Local election in numbers: Inside Reform’s back-to-back record results and Labour’s collapse
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/local-elections-results-uk-numbers-labour-reform-b2972977.html
>TikTok, temples and techno: Meet the new freemasons
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/new-generation-freemasons-london-social-media-b1281264.html
>Antisemitism is 'a problem for all of us to fix', religious and community leaders say
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-09/antisemitism-is-a-problem-for-all-of-us-to-fix-religious-leaders-say
>Ban facial recognition cameras, MPs urge
https://archive.ph/JdL4n

>>405070
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2026/wales/results
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2026/scotland/results
>>405074
Heh.

>>405066
Don't be. I'm not anglo... thanks Celestia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBDwY7IRV-A

>Chris Mason: PM hangs on by a thread as party revolts
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9py15w5yxo
>Starmer in freefall as Home and Foreign Secretaries 'both tell him to quit': Cabinet showdown TODAY
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15809493/Starmer-Cabinet-ministers-Mahmood-Cooper-PM-quit.html
>UK pension crisis as £32.6m in workplace retirement savings lost after businesses go bust
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2204467/uk-pension-crisis-savings-lost
>Starmer wants to revolutionise Labour by taking Britain back to the 1970s
https://archive.ph/rmOH9
>Greens’ Zack Polanski admits failing to pay correct council tax on houseboat
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/12/zack-polanski-greens-council-tax-houseboat
>UK faces biggest fall in consumer confidence since start of Ukraine war, research suggests
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-consumer-confidence-pwc-ukraine-war-iran-us-b2974193.html
>Hantavirus: Testing ‘well under way’ for cruise Britons isolating at UK hospital
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/german-arrowe-park-hospital-british-japanese-wirral-b1281969.html
>ITV News tracks 78 MPs prepared to oust https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-11/itv-news-tracks-64-mps-prepared-to-oust-pm
>Home Office has overcharged for passports and student visa fees
https://archive.ph/aUmhP
>UK to take full ownership of British Steel
https://archive.ph/8BuD5

>>405096
Nor am I. Mostly.
>>405106
Thanks, I was going to include it in today's news update.

>>405112
Kings speech at 0930 GMT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xNZN2NyFbc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPXKikatsz8

>Met to send 4,000 officers to police rival protests
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c172n5e0prko
>Streeting to resign in hours and trigger anarchy as panicking Labour Left scramble for candidate
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15816147/Wes-Streeting-resign-Labour-Left-candidate.html
>Miliband to lock in North Sea drilling ban by law: 'wilful destruction'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2205327/miliband-north-sea-drilling-ban-law-energy-independence-bill-fracking
>EU rules to be forced on Britain under Starmer’s fast-track scheme
https://archive.ph/zW1Vu
>Nigel Farage faces inquiry over £5m gift from crypto billionaire
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/13/nigel-farage-inquiry-gift-crypto-billionaire-reform-uk-christopher-harborne
>Police still working to identify bodies of three women found in sea at Brighton
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brighton-beach-three-women-dead-b2976202.html
>Who are the 'far-right agitators' banned from this weekend's London Unite the Kingdom rally?
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/unite-the-kingdom-march-london-far-right-agitators-banned-b1281987.html
>King's speech: Charles lays out government's agenda amid Starmer leadership crisis
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-13/king-set-to-deliver-speech-to-parliament-amid-starmer-leadership-crisis
>Reform councillor asks police to deal with ‘non-white persons’ in park
https://archive.ph/AQTkw
>Private equity backers slam ‘runaway’ legal costs from top law firms
https://archive.ph/PQloO

No mention of the royal decree of digital ID anywhere in the headlines today.

>>405136
Blatant use of Ai by the daily fail there.

>>405147
I am retarded and don't know anything about modern UK government. what is happening there? is starmer finally going to get hung?

>>405150
He's already hung

>>405150
>what is happening there?
We had a local election last week, to which most of the British public voted for Reform as a protest vote against the actions of the Labour government. Starmer doubled down, buried his head in the sand and is steaming ahead with the globalist agenda, despite the electorate saying "Wait, hang the fuck about."
It was a catastrophic loss for Labour. They lost 1,068 councillors whilst Reform gained 1,454 councillors. The most humiliating local election defeat in history.
>is starmer finally going to get hung?
Quite the opposite. The king (cunt that he is) has endorsed Starmers actions, basically giving him a royal blessing.

>>405152
what does a royal blessing mean? is the reform party the one that wants to deport the browns?

>>405168
>what does a royal blessing mean?
It means that Starmer is allowed to fulfill Blair's desires. The king should have the gall to turn around and call him a fucking idiot, alas he's a zionist. Or a moslem. Jury is out on that one.
>is the reform party the one that wants to deport the browns
Illegal browns, yes. Legal ones are fine apparently. Restore Britain (Rupert Lowes party) want to deport all browns.

>>405190
>Starmer's Government frozen in the headlights as plots to topple him burst into open
Il Duce Starmer will not fall. Nothing. Ever. Happens.

>>405152
Starmer's gonna need something like the king's word to survive. Losing a thousand people in the government is embarrassing, even in one as red-tape choked as the UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFkkgHML_7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbsOBGMYoMU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHIkdPf3Tks

>Tens of thousands descend on London for rival protests
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3d2ryyz0jzo
>Keir Starmer faces his own Waterloo as Andy Burnham by-election to be held on anniversary of battle
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15822307/Keir-Starmer-Waterloo-anniversary-byelection-Andy-Burnham-Farage.html
>Tragedy as service person dies after falling from horse at Royal Windsor Horse Show
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2206252/royal-windsor-horse-show-service-person-dies
>BBC News boss: I was driven out by trans activism
https://archive.ph/0U8Vv
>British Palestinians feel ‘gaslit’ and unable to speak out, says leading activist
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/may/16/british-palestinians-feel-unable-speak-out-sara-husseini
>‘Anti-woke’ MAGA influencer and partner charged with assault over Bond Street Station incident
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/bond-street-melissa-rein-lively-philipp-ostermann-b2977492.html
>'Death to IDF' chanters face arrest in toughest ever hate speech crackdown at Nakba 78 and Unite the Kingdom marches in London
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/nakba-unite-kingdom-march-london-hate-speech-met-police-b1282412.html
>Teacher at Portsmouth private school struck off after telling pupil she is ‘Premier League’
https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-05-16/private-school-teacher-stuck-off-after-telling-pupil-she-is-premier-league
>Keir Starmer ‘in the bunker’ as he weighs up his future
https://archive.ph/8GIBC

>>405200
He's absolutely shitting himself.

>>405229
>Parents face prison if they fail to stop their children from committing a crime
Sounds good, but in reality:
>White parents to be arrested and fined in to homelessness if their 24 year old son views a nazi pepe GIF on Reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYEaQgkvUmI

>New High Street crime unit to target gangs fronting shops after BBC investigation
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3pzwx449no
>Andy Burnham branded 'King of the U-turns' after double reversal on Brexit and borrowing
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15829275/andy-burnham-u-turns-backtracking-EU-rejoin-borrowing-rules.html
>UK aeroplane company plunges into administration - in business since 1977
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2207039/uk-aeroplane-company-administration
>Married at First Sight wives claim husbands raped them
https://archive.ph/raztu
>UK unemployment unexpectedly rises to 5% as firms squeezed by Iran war
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/may/19/uk-unemployment-iran-war-pay-growth
>One in five Brits believe job losses from AI could trigger civil unrest, poll says
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ai-artificial-intelligence-uk-jobs-unemployment-unrest-b2978928.html
>How an electoral fraudster became mayor of Tower Hamlets (again)
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/mayor-lutfur-rahman-tower-hamlets-council-local-elections-fraud-b1282193.html
>Inside the hospital that has abolished ‘corridor care’
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-19/inside-the-hospital-that-has-abolished-corridor-care
>Nigel Farage’s £1.4m property claim ‘at odds with company accounts’
https://archive.ph/qpRdY
>Why politicians struggle to read the public on immigration
https://archive.ph/I3mQi

>>405230
Won't be long before Canada suffers the same fate I imagine. You guys are already ahead of us in several matters, digital ID being one of them.

>>405245
>Won't be long before Canada suffers the same fate I imagine.
Already happening and way worse than the U.K. There's an interesting way British police are different from Western ones that we've taken note of over here. We see videos of police demanding a resident 'come out to chat' about poor online behavior and the filming resident effectively just tells them to go suck a mule. No arrests happen because certain laws protect residents in their home. In Canada, the police don't come to chat. It's door kicking, handcuffs, and total seizure of your PlayStations. HeilingComfyPepe.png is punished more harshly than hardcore cheese pizza. Canada isn't ranked highly on people getting arrested for things they've said online, but all federal powers are trying to change that. They want to make certain words illegal until half of the country is indebted with fines for daring to type those words in to a search bar at some point in their life. Ben Shapiro was in Toronto this week with a maximum security special Jewish police force to discuss with other Jews new ways to get Canada to tackle anti-"zionism". The digital I.D is one of those ideas and the groundwork has already been laid. To add insult to injury the government is going to mandate an ID but still find a way to charge Canadians $200 to have one that's good for 3 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9uy4Ip5Zs

>Axe attack sparks review of counter-terror process
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d3673693eo
>Revealed: The London council flat Sierra Leone's First Lady has kept empty for THREE YEARS - despite claiming her children live there
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15832327/Sierra-Leones-Lady-London-council-flat-children-lived.html
>Outrage as hundreds of migrants to be housed in UK town for 4 more years: 'Betrayal'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2207564/outrage-migrants-crowborough-barracks
>Grooming gangs inquiry ‘will not ignore ethnicity’
https://archive.ph/9uShJ
>Rachel Reeves to protect ‘critical’ clean energy projects from legal challenges
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/20/rachel-reeves-protect-clean-energy-projects-legal-challenges-environment
>Former Asda boss slams ‘idiotic, unworkable’ reports of supermarket price caps
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-inflation-oil-live-updates-mandelson-files-burnham-labour-b2980148.html
>Muir vows to tackle climate change as ‘defining challenge of our generation’
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/environment/andrew-muir-environment-agriculture-co-tyrone-press-association-b1282993.html
>UK relaxes Russian oil restrictions on diesel and jet fuel imports
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-20/uk-relaxes-russian-oil-restrictions-on-diesel-and-jet-fuel-imports
>Ministers must not be allowed to censor the Peter Mandelson files
https://archive.ph/YbHJI
>UK Treasury pushes supermarkets to cap food prices
https://archive.ph/kYg2D

>>405247
>you need to have this ID in order to participate in society
>it costs $200 every 3 years
>t&cs apply
Christ almighty.

What is this thread even about and why is your taste in music so weird?!!

>>405316
>What is this thread even about
Cataloging the managed decline of the united kingdom.
>why is your taste in music so weird?!!
I like noise. Next silly question?

Haven't watched any of this chaps streams, but he's on the nose

>>405318
>Next silly question?
Where does the sun go at night and when is it coming back?

>>405336
Princess Celestia was arrested immediately upon arriving in the UK. After 62 years, comments of hers resurfaced in which she expressed that she felt it was good that the three type of ponies had established a safe town for ponies of all kinds to exist together. Her appreciation for the founding of Ponyville was considered hateful by the crown as she failed to acknowledge the important roles played by griffon, zebra, and other LGBTQ autism spectrum species. The crown stated that such hate and pony supremacy is abhorrent and dangerous. Celestia is being held without the ability to use her magic or to pray to the other alicorns for help. She'll likely be in there for months, so don't expect the sun to come back any time soon.

On an unrelated note, another airship full of emergency candles and lanterns has just been sent to Griffonstone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDL9toQag6w

>'Shameful' more spent on benefits than jobs for young people, says Milburn
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crrpx4p1z71o
>The truth about Andy Burnham's Manchester 'miracle' - a homelessness crisis, soaring rents and taxpayers' millions used to fund gleaming skyscrapers
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15841981/Burnhams-Manchester-miracle-homelessness-soaring-rents-REID.html
>UK fish and chip shop supplier collapses into liquidation after 30 years
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2208974/uk-fish-chip-shop-supplier-liquidation
>Rayner knew in April of election fraud claim
https://archive.ph/Z5X9f
>New breed of political prisoner arises in Britain as anti-protest sentences rise
https://www.theguardian.com/law/2026/may/23/anti-protest-sentences-rise-england-wales-political-prisoners
>Sexism, Covid conspiracies and trans slurs: Reform candidate’s ‘appalling’ social media condemned
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/reform-robert-kenyon-makerfield-byelection-burnham-b2982418.html
>Arsenal fan Starmer urges TNT Sports to make Champions League final free to view
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-arsenal-tnt-sports-champions-league-final-psg-b1283419.html
>Single-sex space guidance 'risks tension between disabled and trans people'
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-22/single-sex-space-guidance-risks-tension-between-disabled-and-trans-people
>Zack Polanski faces formal investigation over council tax payments
https://archive.ph/l0uZS
>Andy Burnham says land in the UK is ‘undertaxed’
https://archive.ph/dqCEp

>>405336
It needs a nap.
>>405337
Ha!

Bit earlier this time .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNGCvI9dpZY

>Girl raped by boys spared jail tells BBC judge's decision was like 'rock in my face'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjrp98285yvo
>My phone was hacked by Moscow, says Farage: 'Deeply concerned' Reform leader claims Russian spies leaked details of £5million gift that could lead to ban from Commons
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15843629/phone-hacked-Moscow-Farage-Reform-Russian-spies-5million-gift.html
>Woman found dead inside Banbury public toilet as police launch investigation
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2209037/banbury-cross-public-toilet-woman-body-found
>Britain’s next-generation fighter jet is a disaster in the making
https://archive.ph/vezq5
>Treasury rejected ministers’ plan to cut VAT on public EV charging to 5%
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/may/24/treasury-block-vat-cut-public-ev-charging-department-transport-dft
>Police investigation into Scottish National Party finances costs over £2 million
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/police-scotland-snp-finances-investigation-b2982517.html
>Deputy First Minister urges MSPs to ‘unite’ ahead of vote on holding indyref2
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/scotland-scottish-parliament-first-minister-snp-westminster-b1283444.html
>Man confronted by male armed with knives in Co Antrim burglary
https://www.itv.com/news/utv/2026-05-23/man-confronted-by-male-armed-with-knives-in-ballymena-burglary
>Reform vows to scrap Cabinet Office and role of cabinet secretary
https://archive.ph/LTZ1k
>UK officials discuss fresh aid cuts to help fund higher defence spending
https://archive.ph/1RACl

>zoomer at work stating how "there isn't nothing wrong with so many foreign (both vista and "refugee" overstaying"
Im just so tired bros

>>405358
Bait

>>405347
Do remember though that in environments like the workplace lots of people who think like us will opt to stay quiet. This is one way in which they demoralise you. That said though, there are lots of Zoomers who seem genuinely beyond hope. Spoke to one the other day (a naive too) who told me he has no issue with any number of immigrants coming, like quite literally 100,000,000 would be no issue to him. These people have constructed a virtue out of treason

I have a mare lads, don't despair you English niggers

>>405421
Kek she is a Welsh mountain pony and i love her so much for like 5 years now, i miss my other mare before her though because she kinda looked like Aryanne but with only one blue eye.

https://www..youtube.com/watch?v=1VxUfM0pZiA

>I just want freedom from fear, says girl raped by teenage boys as sentences to be reviewed
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy20d5440go
>Restore Britain reinstates sacked member who posed doing Nazi salute after furious backlash from hard-Right supporters
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15853083/Restore-Britain-reinstates-sacked-member-Nazi-salute-backlash.html
>Fury as terrorist ringleader cleared for release AGAIN, despite expert warnings
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2210490/zahid-iqbal-terrorist-army-base-bomb-plot-release
>Sadiq Khan takes pilgrimage to Mecca
https://archive.ph/NQzCz
>Britain ‘sleepwalking into a food crisis’ without urgent action, experts say
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/may/28/britain-sleepwalking-into-a-food-crisis-without-urgent-action-experts-say
>UK investors lack confidence with money as survey reveals gender gap
https://www.independent.co.uk/money/investing-money-savings-aviva-accounts-b2983175.html
>Experts warn annual temperature ‘could be above pre-industrial levels by 2030'
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/environment/weather-temperatures-record-un-climate-prediction-b1283906.html
>UK at risk of 'lost generation' amid rising youth unemployment
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-27/uk-at-risk-of-lost-generation-amid-rising-youth-unemployment