Feb 13-15, Dallas Hyatt, bla bla bla....
No extensive plans for this year I learned my lessons last year but there will be BBQ pork shoulder, if we cross paths. Hugs and boops, especially to specific ones!
If this thread persists, I'll update with random socials and shit
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>403435
>Staff are faggots who have the presence of mind to allow me to post nearing and around conventions. This is to their credit, as I would cause quite a stink in and around affiliate boards if I was unable to.
As usual, you're overthinking things and assuming that we're more interested in your activities than we actually are.
You've demonstrated time and again that it's very easy to ban evade on an imageboard. If a user understands how tor and VPNs work, and wants to make a constant nuisance of himself, there's very little we can actually do about it besides ban individual IPs and delete posts. The "clean it up" meme is fairly accurate.
This site honestly has one of the most lax moderation policies of any imageboard I'm familiar with. We delete obvious spam, but otherwise we just let people post whatever they want most of the time. We assume that (most of) our users are adults who understand how basic human interaction is supposed to work. Bans are a last resort, and we don't delete anything without reason. However, if a guy we've banned 700 times already shows up in some random thread making blatant shitposts while thumbing his nose at us, then yes, we are probably going to ban that IP and delete the posts unless there's some reason to leave them up. If we don't, it shouldn't be interpreted as endorsement of the behavior; it just means we're choosing to ignore you for the time being.
And yes, as Canada pointed out, mods do reserve the right to arbitrarily ban anyone we feel like banning, and to delete any post for any reason. Here, watch: I just deleted one of your posts from this thread, chosen completely at random. See if you can figure out which one. This isn't a power we invoke very often, but yes, we do reserve it. It's a common-sense policy that I would imagine most sites have. I've always assumed that most users would themselves assume that this is how our moderation works. However, if you really need it spelled out in plain English, there it is.
Bottom line: this site was built by Atlas as a hobby project, and is maintained by the rest of us entirely on a volunteer basis. We don't have an obligation to provide this service. No one has an automatic right to use it. Within reason, this site is open to anyone who wants to use it, provided they obey posted rules and observe basic decorum. However, if someone wants to persistently go out of their way to be a pain in the ass without contributing anything worthwhile to the overall board culture, then yes, that person will probably be banned and we will delete their posts as we see fit. Said person is not entitled to an explanation or an appeal. If he receives either, he can be grateful say thank you. Or, he can just keep on being an annoying cunt. I have little power to influence his actions in either direction.
Anyway, chief, looks like you got yet another reply out of me, so congratulations. See you at movie night, I guess.
>403498
You said you would fuck off.
>403498
lol you don't actually listen to a word anyone says, do you? You're the only one taking any of this seriously.
>On false pretense, we've been over this
Not for you to decide. If we ban you, then you're banned. That's how it works, that's how it's always worked.
>evidence of impotence
I literally just acknowledged that all we can do is ban your proxies and delete your posts; beyond that we're essentially powerless. However, it's not really that hard to do, either. It's like two clicks of a mouse.
>easy to rile by criticism
Does anyone seem riled to you? You can criticize me or anyone else on staff as much as you like, I don't care. You're just not allowed to do it here anymore. See above.
>how poorly you'd fail if this was a credible site
Again, nobody but you cares. This is a tiny little out-of-the-way website that almost nobody pays attention to. We maintain it on a volunteer basis for anyone who wants to use it. If you don't like the way we do things here, you can go start your own horsewhispering forum with any combination of blackjack and hookers you like. Either that, or fuck off back to /trash/ or soyjak.party or whatever ocean of piss you like to splash around in whenever you're not spamming this place.
>I did my best to make it credible
Nobody asked you to. The only thing anyone here has ever asked you to do is to stop being an absolute dick. If you can't manage that, then we will continue to delete your shitposts and ban your proxies. It really is that simple.
>>403502Hey, I don't give a fuck about any of this and I have a completely unrelated question:
do you think it's alright to use honey instead of sugar in pancakes? I sincerely think it's the only way, I fucking hate sugar and honey seems to be the perfect replacement.
There's just this fat fuck that swears that it's best to use sugar and it'd be a waste of honey. Also insists that there should be a pinch of salt, absolutely necessary according to him. I tried it once and thought it was fucking retarded, doesn't do anything. Why the fuck would I want salt in my fucking pancakes?
The question is more about the opinion anyway, because I'm using honey or nothing in any case. The fat fuck is a retard regardless. Fuck they taste good with honey.
>>403503I’ve never tried it but I don’t see any reason why you couldn’t.
Sad cunt still being a sad cunt then?
>>403503I like using heather honey with my pancakes, but I only eat them once a year (Shrove Tuesday) so I like to be a little decadent.
>>403503Personally I find honey TOO sweet. I prefer to flavor my blinni with maple syrup (real, not brown corn syrup) and / or pumpkin pie spice. Those two flavors pair well with pork breakfast sausages too.
>Also insists that there should be a pinch of saltI have a theory that fat people are also "fat of the tongue" in that their flavor receptors are strapped for blood and therefor need copious amounts of additional seasonings and sodium to actually taste anything. It's why they all dump hot sauce on everything and need to eat hot chip while fit people have serious immune reactions to such levels of spice.
>>403509You mean flavor 'em like a topping? I meant as in mixing it into eggs, milk and flour, that produced the exact pancakes I wanted. Though I have a couple kinds of honey available and one seems to fit much better for the task, and knowing that there's a shitton kinds of honey there's a lot to consider. I'm just entirely against using regular sugars and I see no downsides to honey, especially considering it doesn't make me feel like shit afterwards, in comparison to sugar.
>It's why they all dump hot sauce on everything and need to eat hot chip while fit people have serious immune reactions to such levels of spice.In this particular case the fat fuck can barely handle proper hot stuff, to my knowledge. And me, being a stickman, chili peppers got their stranglehold on me. I can't resist adding chili to most stuff and it has to be fresh, juicy ones. Shit's addicting.
The amounts grow, too. I used to cut about a third of a chili pepper into buckwheat, now it's an entire one. No issues with taste, so it's not related to chili, at least. If anything it feels like chli made it far easier to taste the fine notes in stuff.
Also, I'm now 33 today and still not getting any wizzord powers, apparently. What a shame. Fucking cunt. Aeurgh. Ungf. Sasrlihe3r 083wh[f2-0 j3hg
fuck it, I'm gonna get a puppy and become a REAL canadian — gonna get a big breed (maybe a german shepard or a husky? bigger?) , raise her lovingly and then fuck her, also lovingly. I just don't care anymore. Yeah, that's it, leaving all my funny violent fantasies behind to become... a dogfucker.
a horse would be lovely but that's not happening
some day I VILL fuck a dolphin though
>>403512>German ShepherdWhop-te-doodle-tee-doo. Urrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh ffffffuck.
>>403513Why do I begin to notice mistakes only AFTER posting the reply? I fucking hate this.
Bugged posting mechanics. I did everything right. Look, see, it's the fucking imageboard that's making me make typos all the time. That's it, I'm not the problem, the website is! I'm a fucking genius.
If I had a nickel for every minorly disturbed human I've interacted with that has inexplicable bursts of attention seeking behavior, I'd have 3 nickels.
I really need better friends...
So do the other horsefuckers know that you're Nazis from the internet? Are they also all internet Nazis?
>>403518How did you even get here?
And while you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior HoRsEpUsSy?
>>403516Well fuck I can't get me a horsie. Me loife was over before it even began and I'll never make any monies, so no horsie ever. But a dog is possible.
I don't even consider humanussy as a possibility anymore either. Would I be able to give a girl and our progeny a proper life? No. So nothing to even think about there.M9 cmon, someone with possibilities and things to do, someone with a life, wouldn't be writing all the shit I wrote on this board here now would they? No one seriously expected me to suddenly make all those marvel-tier fantasies I wrote out real, and If it was possible I'd be too busy fucking a horse and then some. And I wouldn't be posting here. Especially not the shit I've been posting.
>>403525BROOO SPOILER!!
i was in a fucking bus when i saw this shit and i uncontrollably started to jacking off, everyone there were giving me a bad look, someone even wanted to call the police!
then i dropped my phone, everyone took a glance of the horse pussy and all of them in the bus started to furiously masturbating!!
all that could have been avoided if you just used spoiler!!
>>403526Sowwy, I just don't like spoilers much.Uh-oh, did I cause a mass-turbation event like that? An entire bus?
The spontaneous bustorbatory event only means that practically everyone in Iran is a horsefucker, which would explain why (((they))) want to erase Iran so badly — an entire nation of horsefuckers would be completely unstoppable/uncontainable.
Forget natsoc Germany, to (((them))) this would be an existential threat beyond any measure. Unrestricted horsefuckery leads to rapid breakdown of what we call "reality", and an entire nation practicing horsefuckery would cause consequences that would be completely unforeseeable. Can't have that in an entirely controlled world. >>403526OOPS I FORGOT TO SPOILER STUFF AGAIN, OH NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo butterfingers
>>403529like, i forgot to spoiler it but then remembered but then my finger slipped a bit and instead of "spoiler image" i clicked on "new reply", hence the "butterfingers"
i am making this up and doing it intentionally for no reason whatsoeverit just keeps happening
Well that's me distracted for the rest of the afternoon.
i wanted to make this meme for so long.
how did i do?
>>403528if i get in power after I.R, i will make a law that forces everyone to watch MLP and fuck horses on daily bases.
>>403535I think it would be a misnomer to enforce horsefuckery.
It has to either come naturally, or not at all.
>>403536He probably meant mares anyway. For me it's just easier to use the term "horsefuckery". At least I mean mares every tiem.
Not that I have anything against stallions, it's just that I'm not interested in males.
>>403536stallions for women, they have their needs too.
>>403539Maybe if the women in question are like 3-4 meters (10-13 feet) tall? What how fucking tall are you fuckers there? Otherwise I don't think many would be able to fit a horse penis in them. I imagine Mr. Hands was a good example as to what happens when a horse cock is involved.
>>403540never heard of bad dragons? it's about how much it stretches horizontally not vertically.
based on your logic men can't never satisfy an horse neither nor themselves to think about it.
this conversation is getting cursedi believe the best solution still is the robo-pon waifu and husbandos. they would look exactly like our hot cutesy fair mares in the show.
>>403541I've seen some shit and you don't have to tell me about any of it, I'm aware. It's just that you're mentioning rather fringe cases.
>based on your logic men can't never satisfy an horse neither nor themselves to think about it.The fuck? How did you come to that conclusion based on what I said?
>i believe the best solution still is the robo-pon waifu and husbandos.No. Proper, unchained AGI will never exist as long as semites are in power, they simply wouldn't allow something that would wipe them out. As such it'd be silly to trust any digital shit, be it robo-anything, PCs, smartphones, anything "smart" and whatever else. There's a kike in charge behind almost every brainwashed whiteoid coder capable of true digital wizardry. None of it can be trusted, especially "AI" and shit.
>>403542Oh and also I believe a real horsie can not be replaced with digital anything. It's either a flesh 'n blood mare for me or bust.
>>403544Can't stop chuckling now, you shite. What have you done?
>>403546bro your 0 to 100 is 1 millisecond.
>>403547flutty.
>>403548>your 0 to 100 is 1 millisecond.nah just intentionally verbally abrasive without being serious about it
>>403549There's abrasive, and then there's "concerning". I'm sure you're incapable of hurting an ant if you stomped on one, but I also don't wake up thinking about jewish crimes against humanity all the time, so maybe that changes a man.
>>403550What? Are you a jew or something?
>>403551he means this mentality of jews jews jews, muslim this muslim that can cause a negative effect which harms a person's view of life, and it may form some sort of defeatism.
i can't really talk shit cause may i not show it but i am pretty much full of anger most of the time. thinking about what my country was now how it is and how many time we got backstabbed/betrayed by literally everyone pisses me off.
see? it's called being miserable.
>>403552Angry? Because of the state of "your" country? Does anyone aside from your relatives/loved ones give a shit about you, really? Because I can't relate to this "having a country and being angry over it" thing. I'm alone and have always been alone, there's not a lick of sense of "comaradery" in me. A shitskin mudslime ensured that it'd be that way by breaking my skull, taking from me the ability to think, to properly grow up, to have a life, and cucsktians along with kikes only mocked me at best over it throughout.
Don't fucking tell me what "miserable" is, fucko.
>>403539No that feels cucked, mares and stallions should be for human males ONLY
>>403553>Angry? Because of the state of "your" country?yes it's called nationalism.
>Does anyone aside from your relatives/loved ones give a shit about you, really?nothing to do with anything but.
yeah like what, someone who i never met should care about me?
>A shitskin mudslime ensured that it'd be that way by breaking my skullhow?
>Don't fucking tell me what "miserable" is, fucko.well that was deep, deep in my ass.
i won't expand on my personal life but i pretty much born in a really really fucked up family and very very shitty poor thug heavy side of the city.
so i didn't live in disney princess castle and i know what "miserable" means.
>>403554you can have prince blue blood, i ain't judging.
>>403503Honey is an expensive and unnecessary substitute for sugar and provides little value for the extra price. Furthermore, honey has a distinct and strong flavor that may not be appreciated in the pancakes, especially since pancakes are often served with other sweet syrups (including honey) and toppings. Honey also doesn't solidify/crystalize/dissolve the same way sugar does, and you will notice the difference when you mix the batter.
>I'm using honey or nothing in any caseIf you want honey-flavored pancakes, go ahead and use honey. However, I think using nothing and simply drizzling honey on top of them would be a healthier option (minimizes sugar consumption), and would let you appreciate the taste of the honey more.
>>403550>I also don't wake up thinking about jewish crimes against humanity all the timeI do. Every day I see what they have done to my country and my people. Also, they took my foreskin, which is a daily reminder.
>>403552This is also a decent point, I will admit.
Am I the only one not perpetually raging? Must be a British thing.
>>403557>simply drizzling honey on top of them would be a healthier optionThis is what I do, with a bit of lemon.
>>403557>Every day I see what they have done to my country and my people.sigh... today i just learn about purim, a day that kikes celebrate for killing 75k iranians, historically not many years after cyrus saved them.
litterally makes me wanna go full on omni-man on them
what gives me relief is my man Hitler. nazis killed ((them)) during purim.
>Also, they took my foreskinhospital did that to me automatically, even tho i ain't muslim, this fucking infant baby forskin waters dude.
>>403558>Am I the only one not perpetually raging?i envy you but in a good way.
>>403559There's no use fretting about something you can't change, but harnessing your disgruntlement in a productive fashion will be beneficial.
>>403560Teatime alright?