/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

Imagine acting like a retard to fish for (You)s on /mlpol/ of all places

>>378127
This
(Meant to post this morning at 12)

Give Trump your energy!

\o/

>>378131
Doing my best! '>_^

>>378131
\o/

>>378131
\o/

>>378131
\o/
giving it all I can!

Fuck it, let's get some trump memes from elections past for old times' sake, get that energy high!

Results are already in:

Guys I’m scared

>>378138
don't be scared, humble pony poster. Channel that fear into more energy, and give all of it that you can to fuel Trump's rise to power again!

>>378138
Slow, deep breaths

>>378140
I want to believe

How are we feeling bros? I don't want to hope, but...

>>378144
Cautiously hopeful at the moment, but only time will tell. 108-210 in Trump's favor right now, for anyone who doesn't know.

https://www.270towin.com/2024-election-results-live/president/
And here's the link, if anyone wants to look for themselves.

Trump is still ahead in Virginia by almost 1% at 63% counted. It's probably not enough to win it, but still.

It won't last, but it's beautiful

>>378131
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

\o/

We are so close, bros.

>>378149
\o/
I WANT TO SEE MASS REDDITOR SUICIDES!

>>378151
P L E A S E
L
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>>378151
>>378153
Oh celestia, the salt. It's starting

>>378153
>>378154
Tomorrow I will make a separate thread for salt posting, because there's going to be so much of it.

>>378156
Unless you wanna make one earlier. I gotta sleep soon.
I just want to have the purest, post-election salt, not mixed with pre-result panic.

>>378157
Probably have to go to sleep myself soon too.
Hope to wake up to lots of salt mining.

Bros? Is it happening?

>>378153
I WANT TO BELIEVE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
I'm feeling a little white pilled now

We are so back

they're trying to rig michigan already

>>378166
Context: MSNBC FILMS 12 AM BALLOT DROP LIVE ON AIR!!! THE FIX IS IN!!!

it looks like HATE is going to win.

Georgia called for Trump.

RAISE THIS BARN, RAISE THIS BARNS

Lol come check out the monumental seethe on lolcow.farm

>>378172
Where can I find the shift in margin map?

Also can't wait for the salt.

PENNSYLVANIA CALLED
I T ' S O V E R

>>378179
Who called PA? The NYT still hasn't called it.

>>378180
Fox

CNN Called it for Trump

>>378181
I don't doubt the validity, but leftoids won't take anything from Fox. When the NYT calls it we can start raiding and gloating. It will be glorious.

>>378183
NYT might as well have called it, they're saying Harris can only get 262 at this point.

>>378182
Thought they had called it, but mistook something that was said.
270ToWin have called it at least. CNN just doing dragging it out.
https://www.270towin.com/2024-election-results-live/president/

4 more years boys
my body is ready

I can finally dig into my old Trump meme folder again.

Real Clear has called the election for Trump

>>378185
Yeah, but in order for the doom posting and gloating to work NYT or AP needs to call it for bad orange man.

>>378191
Nice.
Soon they all have to follow suit and accept it.

Interestingly enough leftypol is celebrating bad orange man's victory.

>>378194
"Liberals get the bullet too"

"We have thousands of friends with us."
Looks like friendship is magic. Thank God.

Kamala has consneeded

New York Times calls Pennsylvania for Trump.

They still haven't called Alaska, so only 267

Trump won the election, kek.

>>378197
Link now

>>378197
I'm not seeing that being reported

>>378198
They're delaying the inevitable, there's no way Trump loses Alaska, Nevada, Arizona, Michigan, and Wisconsin all together at this point.

CNN right now

Fumos for Trump!

incredible amounts of seethe from lefties worldwide right now
pretty entertaining to see the delusional persecution fantasies going wild

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>378209
God dammit Fox,....

Getting 2016 election feels from this, I recall mostly being on 8chan back then and this was few months shy away from /mlpol/ becoming a thing, it has been a wild ride

AP has reported Pennsylvania, theyre calling it for Trump across news agencies.

I fell asleep.
Are we still winning, or did ballot machine go brrrrr?

>>378213
Everyone seems to still be saying it has been called for Trump.

Some thread music

Quick update on the senate and representatives races:
Senate looks to be a guaranteed 53 red seats, MAYBE 54. The House actually looks like republicans wont be able to get a majority, but the number of independents is gonna more than make up the difference

18 probable seats in the house, bringing the republican tally to 215, 3 short from a given majority

Oh, lol, nevermind.
AP is direct reporting pic related, with another 24 seats favoring the republicans.

Its shaping up for a full red sweep

Other half

They'll never learn
https://fixupx.com/HalosRamsFan/status/1854141401325314330

The map is so red, beautiful and fluffy.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/11/05/us/elections/results-president.html

>>378282
The only question now is whether or not they're gonna get all the house seats they need. With one exception, all the republican-led districts are single-county and favoring republicans, but there could be last-minite shenanigens

>>378284
Yes, will be interesting to see how the House race goes.
At lest Senate looks safely Republican and locked in.

I'm looking forward to Trumps first post as POTUS again.
Hope it is the "I am the captain now" meme.

>>378286
The senate is more or less where its gonna land, given the uncounted areas of the still contested states and the % shift of each area, satisfying tho it would be to get one or two more. Its still 52R, 2I, and 46D

>>378288
hey wait a minute I know who you are

>>378290
Shhhhh

even the dems are starting to admit 2020 was suspicious

>>378290
Peanut the gray has become Peanut the white and aided Trump with all his being to defeat the forces of evil.

https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1854235120032489831
HARRIS CONSNEEDED

The Democrat coalition is collapsing

>>378319
Excuse me, shes speaking

Kairi Lake still needs your help and energy!

>all the lawfare against Trump is stopping
Lmao, they're giving up. Trump won the game. Checkmate Liberals.

This is obviously a parody, but it really isn't too far off from the democrats' message.

Okay, can we call out the fact that many/most of these jurisdictions have no cause to hold off calling it? Like, I get the bitch conceded, but when AP is like "we can't be more specific than 99%+, and its a small enough margin that theres 0 doubt, but we're still not gonna call it.

Particularly in the House race e_e

>>378359
It's too late for that. It's literally too big to rig.

>>378329
They'll probably blame it on mudslimes. Good way to steer leftoids away from palestine.
>>378359
She's toasted.

>>378360
It isnt the "okay, we lost, lets regroup for next..." group Im worried about, its the "I have billions of dollars, Im on some of those tapes, SHUT IT DOWN" group Im worried about

Of course you decided to rear your ugly head. Funny that you're memeing about Moloch and Ba'al. Funny thing about the Koran too,....

>>378363
>It isnt the "okay, we lost, lets regroup for next..." group Im worried about, its the "I have billions of dollars, Im on some of those tapes, SHUT IT DOWN" group Im worried about
There is no path to electoral victory left. It's over. They could try to kill Trump again, but it wouldn't be worth the risk. They can ride out 4 years.

>>378378
Sandaryan, thats what you called yourself, yes?
>>378379
You assume the opponent intends to play fair, how naïve

>>378396
Trump is not alone. Half of the jewish establishment is backing him. I don't think you have to worry about the dems for now.

>>378396
There's two things that have to be considered.
They'll keep trying, that's a given. Them succeeding that remains to be seen.
The other point (((they))) found out their bootlickers are trying to bite them, so all the tiny hats and ilk will try work shopping a more controllable psy-op. Given how damaging the current one is the other side of the equation will try maintaining the woke psy-op.
While they both were targeting whites due to being too big of a potential threat, now that psy-op affected are pawns used to directly attack their assets, it'll be alot of effort spent furiously to deny assets.
Wiping the slate clean of that psy-op is unlikely because of the sunk costs fallacy.
>>378398
A jew stands on everyside backstabbing as usual.

>>378378
>i'm still an actual saudi
Filth just can't stop itself from infesting every little corner of the world, even if it's digital. Semite, a genestealer, in this case a shitskin araboid comes around to shit things up yet again.
By the way that thing the arab filth have bred? The "arabian" horses that look retarded and uglified? Like those "damascus" goats that don't even look like goats anymore? Remember all that? It just proves that semites are the lowest of filth to exist, they shit up living creatures throughout generations, not just shitting up the "kafir" that are infinitely better than themselves but even animals. Semites break down and drain all the potential from everything living. Your very existence is an offense to life.

Everything semetic, arabs and kikes, is absolute excrement, filth, dirt. You shitstains are walking, talking fertilizer units. I will fertilize the entirety of earth with your mangled shit-blood (sickle cell lmao) and then fill your veins instead with pig diarrhea.
Liquid pig shit coursing through the veins of every muslim, nay, every semite is exactly what they deserve, down to the last one.
No forgiveness, no escape.

>>378410
My help consists of gouging your shit eyes out. Soon enough you'll help me with your eyesockets, yes.

>>378415
The Dark Brandon Redemption Arc has been awesome this year

>>378417
Yea it s the best part of this election imo

>>378402
Too easy
>>378406
Stahp, youre obvs correlated and larping. Dont make me get my sona.

>>378420
I'm not acting if that's what you're implying. Actors do acting, I though fully intend to become more than human.
And I will perpetually torture the entirety of humankind if that's what it takes.

>>378398
Yes, yes they are. Almost like he was brought up in the game and has learned to play it well. He serves financed ends, no doubt, but theres no end of jews who have well financed ends to pursue. And favoritive to their own that they tend to be, there are good jews.
Sorry, I tried to say that with a straight face. When unraveling a grand tapestry or a seemingly.insurmountable foe, its best to start from the fringe. Theres plenty to suggest DT is many things, but unless you wanna pretend he didn't almost JUST get domed a handful of weeks ago, then I think he may surprise

>>378423
Do you appreciate that this is not the thread for such discussion, that there is an entire board for that sprt of discussion, and that if you don't know that then you need to lurk more?
I apologize if I came/come across discouragingly or restrictive, it was just advice.

>>378426
I appreciate actually intredasting threads that aren't about theatrics (elections, for example). And I figured since violence is the only thing that matters anyway, I might as well be violent in every way possible. Including mentally and verbally.
In other words, I don't give a fuck if I'm ruining the parade around some jewish puppet #23487 because they're all the same anyhow - talking heads that act purely as pressure release valves. Meaningless mannequins. All the joy you get from these theatrics is manufactured.

>>378427
Yes, but threads with interesting theatrics don't need/want you, unless you're willing to play the game they've decided to play

>>378428
>interesting theatrics
I see now that you can barely comprehend what I'm saying. In fact you're not getting shit through that thick fucking skull of yours at all.
I've just explained to you that you're being stifled because you're "interested" in literal theatrical filth and your response is completely inadequate.
So shut your fucking mouth and stop replying to me if you don't want to be "discouraged" any further. I will keep replying to whatever I might deem necessary and you'll learn love it, fuckwit.

See how angery you've made me? I keep replying without checking any spelling out of frustration. Bitch you're gonna get it. Make me angrier.

>>378431
Bet

>>378426
Those jews are very pale for semites, tho. I'd even say they were white, to be honest. Just saying.

>>378424
I mean, he's ran into bankruptcy time and time again and has been bailed out of it his entire life. He was already owned long before 2016.

Speaking of which, I think his only real and true achievement, was actually 2016. Not implying he did everything on his own. But it was definitely him who managed to rally so many people behind him. It was a massive accomplishment, and it is still echoing right now.

But Trump in 2016 is not Trump in 2024. I think they only gave him a chance, so they could capitalize on what is left from 2016.
Whatever the case. I wish you burgers luck.
>>378433
Being leucodermic doesn't make you "White".

>>378427
>And I figured since violence is the only thing that matters anyway, I might as well be violent in every way possible. Including mentally and verbally
Knowing how (and when) to use it in a measured way, is just as important. If you are reckless, it'll just have the opposite effect. You won't accomplish anything beyond getting banned. Violence is a two-way street, remember?

>>378440
Banned? For shitting on a retard in a retarded thread? You sure fucking showed me.
When we go down the memory lane, remember this post of mine. Print it out right now if you're feeling brave and hang it at the most visible place. The two of us, you and I, we will be reading this post outloud, in unison, right wherever you happen to be.
Then I'll be feeding you your own fucking guts, for starters. I'll then warn you with a ban, for posterity. Because you like to be in control, right? Fucking love it, right? Would be a shame if it was gone.

Kek. What a fagget frogger.

Anyone else getting a sneaking suspicion the dems are gonna try and sheist Trump out of a congressional majority? Places like Pennsylvania have no reason to not certify/call their congressional seats

>>378445
>Places like Pennsylvania have no reason to not certify/call their congressional seats
Yeah they do: 250 years of precedent.
The consequences for trying to break the rules outweigh the benefits.

>>378446
>consequences
Which consequences? The consequences of having an unrestricted conservative government for 4 years? Or are we talking the consequences to the useful idiots who will have to do it (and probably wind up missing)?
Do you think Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi are concerned with precedence? Did precedence matter when trying to install Kamala?
>250 years
Wew!

If you look at the votes "to be counted"*, you'll see that Ciscomani is about to lose Arizona. Miller-Meeks coild go either way, any fucking second now, and Baugh is anyone's guess. It's the perfect scenario to try some shenanigens, just to tip the scales.

>>378449
>The consequences of having an unrestricted conservative government for 4 years?
This also means that they get to publicly talk about the disastrous state of the economy and blame it all on Trump.

I'm not that brushed up on the link between economics and political parties in US politics, but in Canada it is the pattern that the Liberals spend, spend, spend, and damage the economy, and then when things get bad enough the Conservatives get in and fix things as best they can before the heat drops down a bit and the Liberals get back to their hobby of destruction.

That way, the emotional/political association that is made in many people is that Liberals are associated with the "good times" that are artificially boosted by unsustainable government spending, while the Conservatives are associated with the "tighten your belt" times of relatively lean economics and less gibs.

There are a lot of strategies that are employed, and a lot of ways they can spin almost any situation in their favour.

>>378462
Thats exactly how it is in the US
>>378463
Ah, thats the one Ive been waiting to see

>>378462
>This also means that they get to publicly talk about the disastrous state of the economy and blame it all on Trump.
The absurd reach of this scapegoating can not be over stressed. Gas went up $0.3 in my Canuckistan county and the normalfags at the pump had the gal to say "They said gas would go up if Trump was elected and now here we are". Meanwhile gas was the cheapest everywhere when he was in office and he's the only one who even acknowledges the importance of CANAM pipelines.

>>378470
>Meanwhile gas was the cheapest everywhere when he was in office
<"But that was the result of Obama's policies chuddy."
There's no end of it. Every single election.

>>378471
Did she actually post tits?

I dunno. I'm not amerilard, so I don't like mulatto milkers.

Okay, we're at 210 congressional seats, with (imo) 9 possible on the table. We NEED 8. Lets GOOOOOO!

Just spent 4 hours trying to calm my sister down about project 2025. The leftoids are shitting their pants over this nonsense. "I'M GOING TO BE SECOND CLASS CITIZEN WAAAAA" Ridiculous.

>>378485
what the actual *is* project 2025? I've literally only ever heard of it from lefty fearmongering.

>>378489
The Heritage Group made their Christmas list which gets ignored every election and some liberal media outlets thought they could use this stupid shit to encourage voter turnout through fear mongering. The Heritage Group basically wanted to end abortion, faggotry, troonery, and affirmative action. Unfortunately this is the JewSA and none of that will happen, but shitlibs pretend it is real because they have the emotional maturity of a toddler.

>>378489
>>378490
The Heritage Foundation is also pushing for a very aggressive crackdown on anti-semitism.

https://www.heritage.org/progressivism/report/project-esther-national-strategy-combat-antisemitism

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-elections/exit-polls
Exit polls are out. It's interesting how people with Associates degrees voted. I guess it makes sense that a gainfully employed welder would be more likely to vote republican than some loser with a sociology working at Starbucks with $70000 in student loans.

Lol! In a surprise bonus, McCormick secured the Pennsylvania senate seat! 53 red!

https://www.usnews.com/news/top-news/articles/2024-11-08/trump-son-in-law-kushner-rules-out-joining-next-administration-ft-says
>Trump Son-In-Law Kushner Rules Out Joining Next Administration, FT Says
Positive sign.

>>378529
You love to see it. Pennsylvania chads stay winning.

>>378606
Oh it gets better. Congress seats I was wont to call as 'out' are coming around. We're looking at 219-222 congressional seats

>>378607
im a britbong so i dont understand americlap politics but i assume this is a resounding success and congrats

>>378608
>im a britbong
Oh, we know fren
What this means is that we have a conservative President. We have a conservative Senate. We (will) have a Conservative House of Commons Congress, and as a cherry on the top, we have a lasting conservative Supreme Court

This really is the best possible outcome, context considered

>>378609
I am also assuming that this means he will have a much stronger mandate and free reign over his policy directions. I look forward to seeing what comes about in the next four years.

>>378611
Full send, Abortion may be on the table

>>378188
checking this trumps get 3 days later

>>378614
you really think thats the direction he will go in? thats the only issue which makes women I've spoke to North Bongistankorea particularily dislike him. All the men I have spoken to agree its a good thing he got elected, from our perspective at least.

>>378616
Its impossible to say which way he'll go, but one can hope. Check out the artificial womb thread for how this could play out. Good to have (you) back. ^_^

>>378617
Thanks, and good luck in the future

On the electoral front, Trump is at 301, with 9 electorals in Nevada holding out.
The Senate is all-but decided, with 53R 2I and am unresolved (but bagged) 45D
The House of reps is on track for no LESS than a Republican majority.
Bros, champagne time.

>>378620
Sry, am retarded.

The congressional race stands at 201D to 212 R, with a solid 7 likely (218 is a majority ^_^) and another 2 hair-race as possible

Election denier here. Now that its over, best wishes for the new government to be and do everything that their supporters expect.
It can be done, I hope it will. Everything certainly feels better today.

The tally currently shows 213 republican house seats, requiring only 5 for a party majority, which we're likely to see with the 4 seats in CA and the one in Alaska alone. Iowa stands a good chance, as well as at least one of Arizona, and based on %uncounted/area numbers, the only one that is really unlikely to win is cuz of Tuscon

For anyone who like me is looking at the map and wondering "what the fuck Maine"? Its cuz Maine (And Alaska) have provisions where if the prevailing candidate doesn't secure 50% of the vpte, they do a tiered "order of preference" runoff nonsense. Still not sure what Iowa's retardation stems from, aside from being in Iowa. West coast, nuff said, just give us the fucking majority already, you bitches

>>378620
>>378622
Are there any comparable wins like this? Im generally aware that Reagan won a sweep.

Trump winning all seven swing states has got to put him in the history books as one of the clear victors in any election surely.

>>378744
It's not even a landslide. It's a joke compared to FDR, Nixon or Reagan.

https://www.270towin.com/1972_Election/
https://www.270towin.com/1936_Election/
https://www.270towin.com/1984_Election/

>>378757
Is that venti?

>>378472
>>378471
Does this count?
>>378759
Think she is.

>>378763
This is precisely why tits or GTFO is a rule

The house race is winding down. Only 2 seats need confirmation for majority, and theres plenty of contenders. 3 probable seats in California, 1 in Iowa, 1 in Alaska, and 1 in Arizona.
Kek be praised, they may pull trips in the house

>>378768
It is looking good.
As Alaska is not called yet and I assume that should be a safe win. And getting one of the reminding ones should not be beyond what is likely to happen given the results so far.

>>378768
>>378769
Anther breakdown image

>>378757
Nice, those are proper wins.

Still though, 7 out of 7 swing states isn't shabby.

It has happened!
Republicans have taken the House.

>>378772
>>378773
Lol, Ap wont update, theyre still listing 216 XD

Whoa, did the USA get sucked down a black hole into an alternate reality? What kind of a surreal timeline are we on today lads?

>>378775
I have to be honest, I'm feeling pretty damn good about the future right now. First thing I saw in my news feed when I woke up this morning was an article about how Elon Musk's DOGE department is official now and how he and the guy who founded Palantir are already brainstorming lists of massive shit that can be chopped from the Federal budget. I suppose it's still possible that this could all go tits up and end in massive disappointment, but even so it feels like we've legitimately turned a corner and good things are ahead. Blackpills are on suicide watch and I feel great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CVhfv18sEU

>>378776
Enjoy the victory lap anon. But never forget "the opponent" always gets a counter move, and their moves get more vicious/desperate the more cornered they become

>>378776
I was moderately blackpilled going into the election. Thought nothing would ever be fixed until it all crashes and something new arises, but thats okay because my goat is happy.
Still I don't know what will come of the results, but the optimism is tangible and that makes everything better. Like a big wave of happy relief swept over everything.
Personally I believe that we finally had a real election again, which is huge.
I'm a lot happier, too. Optimism is contagious.

>>378777
the counter move was importing millions of future democrat voters
the blackpill is demographic

>>378783
You seem to misunderstand what a counter is. The migrants have been a thing since the 80s

>>378784
Good point. When do the deportations start?

>>378785
With Houmann, one can only hope soon. Ngl, I have a list of local businesses that have been artificially drflating the local.market by offering a below-market price for their "wares" because they have supplemented their workforce with illegal migrants.

Not that I have a dog in the fight or anything.
Ngl, Im super-petty, and I'm thinking about making my "anonymous tip" to ICE on Christmas Eve[/spoiler