>"Uhh...you're a human, right?"
>"Yeah so-- why do you look so fucked up?"
>"You look so...weird...your eyelashes are a lot longer and there's a lot more of them...your eyebrows are also quite full...scratch that you've got so much hair all over!"
>"So tell me, are you some kind of lesser form of human or something? A monkey, perhaps?"
>"Anyway, s-stop looking at me like that. You fucking mouth-breathing pervert."
>"No girl in their right mind would ever want to give you the time of day...I c-certainly wouldn't"
>"Faggot."