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Anonfilly Thread - Howdy Edition
Nueve
No.302006
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>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharing
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>292891 →
658 replies and 396 files omitted.
Anonymous
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Proto Filly won't be inseminated.
Anonymous
No.303845
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>>303843
A lot to read, thanks anon.
Placeholder
No.303846
>>303845
No problem, my dude! Hope you like it!
Anonymous
No.303850
>>303844
>filly doesn't get fertilized and gets tossed out at the end of her cycle
Inspired by pic related
Anonymous
No.303856
Spoilered
Spoilered
>Parents have finally found the Manga collection.
>You might be a social, but you have a somewhat respective hobby that could support yourself and the medium that showed you it.
>Then there's the foreign fiction works
>Your parents didn't quite understand, but they were glad that those books and stories helped you get your cutie mark.
>They did find your lack of life long friends disturbing.
>Like many protagonists before you, you were kicked out into a fancy school.
>Twilight Sparkle's school of friendship.
>That was a shock from the comfortable life you lived all part of the keikaku
>Just like them your mentor was killed locked away until the task of friendship is complete.
>Some part of the school must have some evil and that's why your headed there.
>Flying comfortably to the building.
>You're going to have to choose a personality
>Cute, innocent with a conniving 'hidden' personality?
>The plucky pirate?
>The brooding personality wouldn't be all that conducive for fast friendship.
>The mechafilly?
>Dipping a little too low you hit a pony
>and that's awful
>Suddenly that hit green filly who looked like she sucked a lemon speaks
>"Hello, I'm Anonymous wanna be friends so my mom gives back my hard earned games and comics."
>A fellow pony in the same situation.
"Golly that sounds awful, my parents took away my man- comics too and to make life long friends."
>Her eyes widened
>Mine too I forgot to introduce myself!
"Golly I'm so sorry, I'm Cozy Glow pleased to meet-cha."
>"How about we'll be life long friends Cozy I get how hard it is to get manga into Equestria."
>She understands!
>Maybe this won't be so bad.
>"Ah as your token genre savvy adopted alien gender swapped best friend what ever you do don't steal all of Equestria's magic to be the empress of friendship."
>Wha-
>That seems a little specific
"Why you want it all for your self?"
>She shakes her head.
>"My mom Purple would ground me for a thousand years."
>Good point, the princess would do something too.
>I mean if I make the right moves and account for randomness it'll be just like chess.
>Maybe she does have a point if it seems that easy.
>"How about we head to my place we could play chess or something, and my mom can write to your parents too."
>She knows how to play chess?
"You know how to play chess?"
>"Not very well."
>So begins the life long friendship of personal convenience.
Anonymous
No.303860
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Anonymous
No.303931
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>thread in /mlp/ archived again
I guess that everyone really moved to the transformation general after all
Anonymous
No.303932
>>303931
Stop falseflagging ptfg nigger. It's up again.
https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/36727681
Anonymous
No.303935
>>303931
it's more likely some fags here are refusing to go there
Anonymous
No.303938
>>303931
Imagine worrying about bumping a thread.
Anonymous
No.303942
>>303931
That is what I'm doing.
Anonymous
No.303971
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>>303931
I stopped posting on 4chan completely.
Now that's mostly because I got caught in an IP range ban and refuse to give gookmoot a single cent for a pass, but still.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.304049
>>304025
I would.
Anonymous
No.304051
>>303971
>not ban evading to fillypost and spite gookmoot at the same time
faggot
Anonymous
No.304304
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Why is filly so perfect?
Anonymous
No.304307
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>>304304
Don't ask.
Anonymous
No.304435
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So fillies are aware check the >>>/qa/ thread. I think it's important for feedback.
Poneish Breakfast
Anonymous
No.304446
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You're feeling warm and cozy when familiar plinking rings out. Along with its friend haybacon.
Despite Spike being Spike sometimes, he does do a bangup job. The sun reaches through the window to pat you gently as a sunnyside up smiley pancake.
Spike knows how to irk you to no end, different than how Twilight does it. Still he does breakfast, when he does it, as a sacred time for the passing of fasting. It's enough to forgive everything else. He does it seriously and just the way you like it, and before you didn't know just how much that made a difference. Even the drink served matters.
The bed is very enticing but Spike cares not if his meal accounts for toothpaste, and Twilight has a sixth sense for lack of brushed teeth now that you're a minipone. Away from the dream realm as the sun and meal ever ticks closer. Not the cold water, nor the mysterious hooves of gripping said brush could do anything to you. Breakfast is coming.
You will meet it. It's almost to die for. You know this because Death visted last week for breakfast. It's why the Golden Oaks Library still stands, as Spike made Breakfast during Tirek's rampage. It's why Discord never messed with Breakfast, and when he can he brings Fluttershy over for it. It's why Sombra was stalled longer, why Shining Armor, Mi Amore Cadenza, and the Crystal Citizens held long and fast. This breakfast halted the wedding and Chrysalis' plans as she collapsed from diabeetus at Cadence's usual. It's why Discord offered Spike to be his Breakfast magistrate matador. It's why Luna on her rainbow encrusted recovery tasted victory over the darkness that was in her soul. Breaking her thousand year fast such her heart grew three sizes that day, and is her sister's equal in height.
Breakfast by Spike the dragon is very good.
Walking down the stairs your met by the once again massively enlarged banquet table with friends and foe. A parlay to rehash differences, and common ground. They always cave as Spike holds the keys to Breakfast that no amount of magic or mind conditioning could muster. Breakfast given of his own two claws with heart and soul.
Sitting down a familiar conversation between parties present. In the end everyone gains a new friend, and a joy for something that everyone bonds over.
It's time for Breakfast, for Spike's perfectly normal meal cookery.
Nothing more and nothing less, other than Breakfast.
Plates are passed, bottles, plates, bowls, and various items cheerfully handed. It's bewildering. Seeing every single being here anticipating when Spike himself can join in. Delaying the Breakfast for a friend.
This too is a struggle, but one worth the grind. This too shall pass, but Breakfast can always come again.
There is only one Spike the dragon and he makes Breakfast possible with all these friends here and there is only one you who could be you. It's all mutual the feeling of a heart warming breakfast with friends.
Anonymous
No.304452
>>302802
twilight no!
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.304463
>>304461
I want to cuddle.
Anonymous
No.304468
>>304461
Slav Filly A Cute
Anonymous
No.304564
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.304595
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>>304565
>dat vacant stare
>dat dumb-as-shit grin
yep, that's definitely somebody I could see myelf as
Anonymous
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>Anonfilly, because Twilight just does her thing regardless.
"Twilight... I know you ignore my advice everysingle time. And then I say I told you so, but for the love of Celestia find a different way."
>Maybe just this one time your message will reach her.
>Dozens of Pinkies are jumping around causing havoc.
>"I'm sure this will-"
>You grab Twilight as best a smol hoers could
"Twilight Sparkle you're going to be the one to tell Pinkie Pie's parents why their daughter might be dead because you weren't sure which one she is."
>She shifts uncomfortably.
>"But the book-"
"Not this time. The clones don't have the same memories, but they are rapidly becoming their own pony. What that means Twilight all you have to do is ask Pinkie to meet her at her family's home, that's all."
>Purple, please...
>"But that's not efficient in the book.
"That's right, but it's more reliable and robust. Let's go close the mirror pool and then find have Celestia find a home for these ponies."
>Almost
"It's to make sure Pinkie survives."
>"Right, the stress has been getting to me. It isn't about removing the clones-"
>Another building collapses.
>She sucks in a shuttering breath.
>"-what matters is keeping our Pinkie no matter what."
"It's not like Ponyville doesn't get destroyed every week or so."
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>>304619
Anonymous
No.304627
>>304624
kek
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>>304595
>vacant stare
Nope. That filly is looking straight at (You).
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Anonymous
No.304636
>>304630
>implying a stare can't both be focused and vacant
every chihuahua alive would like a word
Anonymous
No.304682
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Spoilered
Spoilered
>You are Anonfilly, the sole survivor of Equestria
>G4.5 happened
>Then G5 came
>It was a doomsday spell gone terribly horrendous.
>The world broke and Discord...
>He was smeared across the land like an crayon.
>So were many other ponies, creatures, and artifacts.
>Twilight before her gruesome end implanted a magic spell in you that would fix everything.
>Good news all you had to do was nothing.
>Bad news it activates in five years to charge up fully.
>How do you spend those five years in the hell scape that is G5?
Anonymous
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>>304682
same way I spent the last five years here on earth
>stay away from everyone
>stay inside
>do my own thing
>never let the disgusting normals corrupt me
I'm going to make pre-friendship purple proud

>also poopy stinky lmao
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Anonymous
No.304688
>>304684
LOL wtf
Anonymous
No.304689
>>304686
fuckkk this is hot
Anonymous
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>>304684
Anonymous
No.304754
>>304686
That'd be so gay unless you're already into dicks before you even turned into a filly.
Anonymous
No.304783
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The music is unfortunately copyrighted, so there will probably be ads run on this video. Feel free to stick it to the kikes at google and use an adblocker.
https://youtu.be/T2hYEBTSr3o
Anonymous
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>>304783
>Feel free to stick it to the kikes at google and use an adblocker.
Better yet, here's the video.
Anonymous
No.304785
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>>304784
Oh right, sorry. Been using 4chan a lot lately and forgot this site has full video support. Here's the full quality version.
Anonymous
No.304786
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>>304785
>Been using 4chan a lot lately
f-faget.
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>>304686
anonXanon OTP
into the heresy folder it goes
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>>304789
Anonymous
No.304806
>>304803
So tender.
Anonymous
No.304842
>>304786
Less /mlp/ and more /vm/, been playing a lot of Secret Lab. I still love you guys and this thread (no homo), I won't be going anywhere.
Anonymous
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>>304803
nice
Anonymous
No.304896
>Twilight catches filly drawing on the walls one too many times and proceeded to shove her down the stairs
>Filly cracks her head on the way down and is promoted to vegetable
>Twilight takes care of her at first out of a sense of guilt but slowly grows to hate filly
>Filly is holding her back from adventuring in life and settling down with any pony
>Can't really enjoy time with friends because she knows the vegetable is waiting for her to return
>Late at night the evil guilty thoughts she fights off in the day come out as her drinking begins
>Stroke filly's head as she sleeps while drinking and looking at a knife
>One night decide fuck it all or nothing she wants her life back
>proceeds to stab filly
>A now screaming and bleeding filly struggles and tries to get away, she's been faking being brain dead for years as revenge
>Twilight beats her over the head with a wine bottle untill she stops moving and cradles the now limp bloody filly