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Anonfilly Thread - Howdy Edition
Nueve
No.302006
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>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharing
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>292891 →
Anonymous
No.302008
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>>302006
YAY. Thanks for new Filly thread.
Anonymous
No.302009
>>302006
Forgot to say Howdy!
Anonymous
No.302010
>>302006
Howdy at last.
Anonymous
No.302021
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>>302006
Howdy!
Anonymous
No.302023
>>302006
Howdy!
Anonymous
No.302025
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Anonymous
No.302066
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>>302006
Howde- oh shit, she's coming! Cheese it!
Anonymous
No.302275
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Anonymous
No.302279
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>>302275
Well, suppose the ruse is up, the ride for this is nearly over.
Howdy Applejack.
Anonymous
No.302282
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>>302279
Anonymous
No.302318
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Anonymous
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>>302318
I can't describe what I feel.
Anonymous
No.302421
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Anonymous
No.302448
302450 302451
i hate twilight so fucking much
Anonymous
No.302450
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>>302448
Purple knows.
Anonymous
No.302451
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>>302448
Anonymous
No.302596
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I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.
Anonymous
No.302602
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Anonymous
No.302603
>>302602
>And this, our latest filly model, can hold gallons of cum while maintaining the ability to REEEEE on demand
Anonymous
No.302606
>>302596
I wish for filly to spew all of her marecum on my hands.
Anonymous
No.302615
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>>302602
Outstanding.
Anonymous
No.302652
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Anonymous
No.302658
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Where are the greens????????????
Anonymous
No.302661
>>302658
Hiding under the sea of 'Oh fuck where did the time go' and 'Have to get this other damned thing done'.
It'll come from me... sometime...
Anonymous
No.302664
>>302658
Been working on a few filly-related things, god only knows when I'll post one though.
Anonymous
No.302796
302800 302816 302829 303455
>Pinkie Pie said hasn't seen Anon anywhere.
>Despite looking everywhere nopony has seen anything.
>"I'm sure she'll show up, Twi! Why she might be right under our noses!"
>In the basement just below them, a hoarse mini horse writhed against her chains.
>The previously human filly woke up here, somewhere the blindfold, gag, and bindings hindered any attempt to learn more, today was supposed to be Ponk's special day.
>Various chains rattled, and pony like voices try to speak.
>Only moans and grunts if any thing at all is heard.
>"Finally silly goose you're awake, I even had to go tell Twilight I never even saw you which I didn't cause of my blindfold see? Oh wait I've also put a blindfold on you so you can't see. You might be wondering why do this Ponk, even though my name's Pinkemena Diane Pie, though Pinkie Pie is nice and short unlike the fucking we're going to have. When you said 'fuck you' I went *GAAASP* cause then I can do my fourth favorite pastime without those sad posters going up now we get to all play gangbang together! Isn't that fun!"
>The clip clop of Pinkie, and the startled voices are the only indication something is amiss.
>Penises, fluff, and vaginas are rubbed over you and vise-versa.
>The clinking of metal on metal rises above the raspy moans and whines.
>"Don't worry everypony nopony will miss any of you! With big dick Pinkie energy and the mirror pool nopony will ever be the wiser."
>No one in the rape basement escaped the lifetime of fuckening, and all is still good in Equestria.
>No pony the wiser.
Anonymous
No.302800
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>>302796
>BDSM filly
Anonymous
No.302802
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Howdy
Anonymous
No.302805
I wanna get filly drunk and make her run up and down stairs untill she's all hot and sweaty.
Anonymous
No.302816
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>>302796
This filly is not impressed.
Anonymous
No.302818
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>>302816
you just wish you had some fat mare nuts pressed to your face. fag
Anonymous
No.302822
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>>302818
You mean tits?
Anonymous
No.302823
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>>302822
what ever you say, homo.
Anonymous
No.302824
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>>302823
Anonymous
No.302829
>>302796
Never knew I needed this
Anonymous
No.302840
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Pretty gay fam
Anonymous
No.302872
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Well, Anonfilly is officially unbanned back on /mlp/. So what happens now?
Anonymous
No.302873
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>>302872

damn years later i wasn't expecting this shit
i suppose since lewd is still banned there, this can be the official foxy filly thread

at the very least this can now become the kysfilly triggering station

i'm not sure how trustworthy the nu/mlp/ people are though, i mostly see rampaging faggotry and filly only in autistic ponytown form
Anonymous
No.302877
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>>302873
I agree on still using this place for the >too hot for /mlp/
filly art.
Anonymous
No.302880
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>>302877
Anonymous
No.302884
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>>302872
Possibly only on /mlpol/ could filly say zigger to niggers and gold diggers in a snicker. Hopeing colorcode is right.
Twilight SpArkle
_________PiNkie Pie
_____ RainbOw Dash
_________LuNa
___________Fluttershy
________RarIty
_______AppLejack
________CeLestia
__________(You)__________
Anonymous
No.302888
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Welp. I guess this general will be more dead than usual.
Anonymous
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>>302888
Wasted trips
Anonymous
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>>302888
if we can attach and specify this as the lewd thread on the other one im sure itd pick up
not like there's much exposure here normally, and some anon already got their lewd ass filly nuked to high hell
Anonymous
No.302893
>You've been turned into a filly for making an extremely successful business.
>Lovestia Incorporated, a living Celetia sex doll solution.
>The Princesses weren't too pleased with how many ponies wanted to sleep in, and in a tug of war between one experienced pony and thousands of virgin magic users it was a close match up.
>So you had some of your personal Celestias and Momlestias help move the sun correctly.
>It's why you arn't banished or told to stop your business.
>The princesses have some pretty interesting kinks, of the princess mare pile kind.
>The other reason is that Princess Celestia can go about town as a normalish pony.
>The other other reason is that hearing about tens of thousands of The Princess of Equestria, who defeated Discord and banished Nightmare Moon, would be a pretty terrible place to start an invasion.
>Your newer model by royal demand by Luna is proving also to be extremely successful.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Prunes
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.302901
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>>302872
is she really
Anonymous
No.302905
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>>302901
Yep, under the condition of nothing sexual.
Anonymous
No.302906
>>302872
Huh? Can't be.
Anonymous
No.302909
>>302908
Welcome back, (you) degenerate.
Anonymous
No.302912
>>302900
FeelsgoodHarvey
Anonymous
No.302913
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>>302905
>under the condition of nothing sexual
lol what's the point then
Anonymous
No.302914
>>302913
This.
Anonymous
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>>302913
No lewd roleplay. Lewd green is fine.
Excellent Picture Harvey
Anonymous
No.302926
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>>302919
At just the picture
Hunh the more I look the more I understand the real situation the subtle hilarity grows more and more.
Some say a picture can say more than a thousand words. This picture, just told a joke where the dawning realization brings about more humor with each passing moment. Especially when one considers the states the characters are in and how much they know.
Every interation brings with it a full story that speaks to the mind and soul for a balm in this day and age. No, more than a full story as each consideration can bring about a new tale. For an epic collection of Anonfilly and Anon in bed.
As the ouroboros tale of self realization of myself, and the connection to this master piece, here is two poners and you deserve many many more.
Anonymous
No.302942
>>302919
So this thread on /mlpol/ has a purpose still? Based.
Anonymous
No.302972
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>>302872
>Faggots already discussing going back
So quickly you've forgotten that it was that faggot twimod that banned us off the board to begin with, with the cocky declaration that if no one remembers us in 5 years, we're not worth fighting for.
Anonymous
No.302976
>>302872
A hoof pushed the door opened and in entered Anonfilly. She was glad to be home.

”I'm back!” she hollered.

The outside had been decorated in ballons and streamers. A sign with lamps lightning up after each other in a trail read, ”Welcome back home Filly!”

But inside was another story entirely. It was black and silent as in the grave.

”H-hello?” Anonfilly aksed again a bit unsure this time.

The light that came in from the door revealed one thing about the room though. There was a cake standing on a round table in the center of it.

Filly smiled when she saw the cake and walked up to it. Written on it in puffy cream was written, ”Welcome back filly... Forever!”

Bang!

The door shut and trapped filly in darkness.

Fillly gasped in fear. Then she heard the distinct voice of Barneyfag behind her chuckling at her.

Buzzzz!!!

The last thing filly remembered was the loud buzzing of a chainsaw.
Anonymous
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>>302972
Don't nothing wrong with watching someone eat their humble pie
Anonymous
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>>302977
*ain't
I'm all sorts of fucked up
Anonymous
No.302982
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Eh fuck /mlp/ this is the only filly thread as far as im concerned.
Anonymous
No.302983
>>302900
>>302978
Kek.
Anonymous
No.302995
>>302982
Cringe but also based.
Anonymous
No.303004
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>>302872
Not to be a wet blanket, but I can't help but get the bad feeling Anonfilly might just get banned from /mlp/ again if things keep going the way they do in that thread right now. But hey, here's hoping that I'm wrong.
>>302972
Has that mod who did all that been kicked out from moderating? Is that why Anonfilly is allowed again? Or is that mod merely pretending to allow her so he/she can get "legit" reasons to perform a mass ban on people posting Anonfilly or something? I just can't help but get a bad feeling about this. Only time will tell.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.303018
>>303015
Proud Filly.
Anonymous
No.303023
303024
So i guess these threads are going to die now? With everyone just going back to /mlp/.
Anonymous
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>>303023
Sorry newfag, your shilling is denied.
Anonymous
No.303025
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>>302972
I didn't know you were even still here, Ausfag.
Anonymous
No.303028
>>303025
There's more than one ausfag here.
Anonymous
No.303030
>>302972
Considering people are already talking shit about mlpol on /mlp/. Are you really surprised?
Anonymous
No.303032
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>>303024
Look like you don't get it. Even artist are moving and it's look like they are more than happy that follow the rule of NO LEWD if they want to being there. So yeah, RIP anonfilly here and RIP lewd anonfilly in general. Censoring won at the end
Anonymous
No.303034
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>>303024
>t. too new to know where this very thread is from
Anonymous
No.303035
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>>303032
Guy does have a point that pony threads here should be more active.
Anonymous
No.303041
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>>303032
That's obviously a different anon replying in the second post on your screencap, and sadly /mlpol/ doesn't have enough pull to keep the thread sustained, much less a splinter of a splinter. During the thread's time here there were multiple times doomfags whined about how it was "dying", and it can't be denied that even this thread has been slower here.
The thread's been confined by the rules of /mlp/ since it began, and the only changes from moving here were the far better mods, the far slower board, and the loss of fresh blood. Nothing's being "censored", and lewd pics will be made and linked offsite from /mlp/ just like they always have been.
Anonymous
No.303043
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>>303041
>there were multiple times doomfags whined about how it was "dying",
Yeah. It reminds me of the anonfilly Discord faggots bitching all along about /mlpol/....... and however, the filly thread is still here.
Anonymous
No.303045
303049
nah, I think it's finally time to put this thread to rest
Anonymous
No.303049
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>>303045
Keep dreaming kike.
Anonymous
No.303062
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This filly demands her greens.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.303065
>>302899
cute
Anonymous
No.303068
303072
How about a conspiracy? Do you think that they let filly return as a form of indirect attack at mlpol and that was their real target all along?
Mlpol had been getting attention from elsewhere the last year up to now, with the antifa-network thread, the aryanne posting on mlp during the derpibouru mod... fiasco, the fahreneighor was it marenheit? art-package, a lot of bait and shill threads, and the birth of ponerpics. I have seen many new faces lately, more than I usually do.
Perhaps this is a method to weaken this chan because they have started to see us as a threat to them?
Anonymous
No.303072
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>>303068
This. 4chan is trying to reclaim anonfilly after abusing, defaming, and ultimately evicting filly for years. Its damage control, set in motion by g5. Hook just cant help trying to squeeze extra 4chan passes from the fandom.
Thanks to all the fillies who have made mlpol their home. We love you, and you'll always have a place here.
Anonymous
No.303082
>>303035
What about /mlh/?
Anonymous
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What would be a good name for an exploration spaceship?
Anonymous
No.303097
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>>303094
Atlas
also to honor the board owner
Anonymous
No.303106
303111
>>303094
It is not an easy question to answer (my two trying too hard attempts)
Caballio Stella
Caballio Iter
Anonymous
No.303109
303111
>>303094
How about Aeneas?
Anonymous
No.303111
303112 303117
Spoilered
>>303094
What about Celestia's Absolutely Thrrrrobbing Space Ship.
The CATSS.
The S.S. OP:
Filled with space seamen, and faggots,
it operates when no one is around it, OP's loading bay is wide enough for anything to dock
If hit fast enough hot air is released, and calls of distress just increases the chances of being raided.
Finally it's mission is finding foreign artifacts and life to be put inside. With and without lube.

Only in good fun.
>>303109
>>303106
>>303097
The names suggested are good.
Anonymous
No.303112
>>303111
Based
Anonymous
No.303117
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>>303111
CHECK
Anonymous
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>>302900
I already am home.
Anonymous
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>>303072
fuck the kike 4chinzz mods and their tulpa banning anti flank barbieshit faggot board
Anonymous
No.303132
>>303122
This.
Anonymous
No.303159
>>303094
USS Enterprise.
Anonymous
No.303165
"Green Hoofies, you're the cutest!" I say and pull the green filly into a comfy embrace. Yup, that's right. It is one of those.
>She tries to push me away with her tiny hooves.
>I push my cheek towards hers and rub it in.
>"Anon, you're insane. I'm guy. I used to eat hamburgers made from the flesh of bald eagles. This is gay," the green filly says.
>I smile and comb aside her black fringe.
>Then I plant a kiss on her forehead.
>While she still glares at me, she can't stop the pink blush from forming on her cheeks.
>"F-f-fag..."
Anonymous
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Sorry for the wait.
Anonymous
No.303206
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>>303205
Anonfilly was not the imposter.
Anonymous
No.303207
>>303205
F, poor filly
>>303206
Kek
Anonymous
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>>303205
Slight change. Felt it needed sunbeams
Anonymous
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Happniness is a warm poni
Anonymous
No.303214
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>tf into anonfilly.
>You get orally >raped by a human Anon.
>You swallow all of the cum he had to produce for you.
>You notice your body heating up a little bit, but it rapidly cools as a horn and wings emerge.
>You find out that swallowing human cum turns ponies into alicorns.

Wat do?
Anonymous
No.303217
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>>303214
Suck his dick until you turn into a biblically accurate angel consisting of nothing but wings and horns
Anonymous
No.303220
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>>303214
Now is it eating human cum or did we just discover we're the princess of head? Further tests are needed
Anonymous
No.303222
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>>303220
>the princess of head
kek
Anonymous
No.303233
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>>301914 →
//------------------------------//
// I Do Not Like Them Anywhere
// Story: Trust Once Lost
// by Greenhorne
//------------------------------//
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/451664/trust-once-lost

I took a moment to compose myself before I went back into the classroom. Not that it mattered anymore. Maybe I could just pretend that they all didn’t exist? It had never worked before, but who knows. Maybe this time they actually would leave me alone if I ignored them.

I took my seat at the desk and kept my focus on the blackboard. Cheerilee had drawn out a calendar on the board, and it was complicated. After I’d heard that there were one thousand days in a year I’d expected that the lengths of months would be similarly round numbers. Perhaps ten months of a hundred days each? That would have made sense. Instead, there were twenty four months in a year, each with either fourty one or fourty two days, plus another seven days at the end of the year that weren’t part of any month at all.

Rather than being ahead of other ponies my age, I found myself unable to even remember the months of the year. I really hoped I wasn’t going to be called on again to answer a question, since I would certainly make an even greater fool of myself.

This lesson was about how to calculate the number of days between two dates on the calendar. The example was calculating Twist’s age in days. She was eight thousand three hundred and fifty three days old.

Wait a minute.

If I’m eight or nine years old here, and a year is a thousand days, that means a year here is worth like... three earth years. A bit less, since it was three six five rather than three three three on Earth.

I lamented that I didn’t have the dexterity with this body to write out the math, but I could still estimate easily enough. Three eights were twenty four. Three nines were twenty seven. A bit less because slightly more than a third, although if I was eight or nine I could still be nine and a half.

My age hadn’t changed. It wasn’t that this body was younger than my body as a human, it was just that ponies aged painfully slow. 

Though it hardly mattered, I realised that I actually could figure out when my birthday was in this world by calculating the number of days I was alive as a human, and adjusting it to this world’s calendar.

I was making a number of assumptions here. I knew they used twenty four hour days here, and sixty minutes in an hour, sixty seconds in a minute. I could tell that by looking at the helpfully labeled clock which had both minutes and hours labeled (no doubt to teach foals how to read an analog clock). How long was a second? Was it the same as earth? How could I tell how long a second was? They felt the same subjectively. If acceleration due to gravity-

“Pssst.”

My eyes were closed in concentration so I didn’t see who was trying to get my attention. I ignored it.

“Psssst.”

I was suddenly reminded of the episode where Diamond Tiara tricked Applebloom into getting caught passing notes, and a flare of anger rose inside of me.

Snapping my eyes open I turned to face the direction of the sound, only to find myself glaring at... Applebloom.

“Green, you can’t sleep in class,” Applebloom whispered, “You’ll get in trouble.”

I swallowed and nodded, feeling guilty for the look I’d just given her.

At the end of class Cheerilee motioned to me with her head like she wanted to speak with me again, but I pretended not to see it. I didn’t want to talk to her.

The Crusaders were taking their assignment of guarding me perhaps a little too seriously. As we left the schoolhouse they made sure I was at the center of their little herd. It made me feel awkward to have one of them walking behind me, but whenever I lagged too much, Scootaloo would circle around behind me again. Her face was still bruised, and I wanted to keep her where I could see her.

“What are you doing here?” Applebloom accused.

Somehow Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon had managed to sneak up on us without me noticing. Diamond ignored Applebloom and spoke directly to me. I felt my temper flare again.

“Mrs Cheerilee says I have to apologize to you.” Said Diamond Tiara.

“Ok.” I tried to keep my voice neutral.

“Aren’t you going to accept my apology?” She asked

“Please never speak to me again.” I said

Diamond Tiara huffed.

“Wow, I thought maybe you were cool but-”

I wanted to break her stupid face. In that moment, she was every bully I'd faced in my life.

“Fall down a well, Diamond Tiara.” I interrupted

She smirked.

My chest felt like it was going to burst if I didn’t scream. My coat stood on end. My eyes stung, and I felt like I was going to cry.

A painful spark arced from the tip to the base of my horn, and a pulse of air blew back Diamond’s mane for a moment.

My body felt numb. I was going to pass out.

Breathe. Don’t lock your knees. Focus.

Okay, kneel then, but don’t - 

The grass was so soft.

Just don’t close your-

“Green,” said Applebloom, “Are ya alright?”

Why was I on the ground? Oh right. I fainted.

Embarrassed, I quickly got up. The world was spinning a bit and I felt nauseous.

“I’m fine.” I said. “What happened to Diamond Tiara?”

“She, uh,” Said Scootaloo, “She kinda called you a blank flank loser and went to tell Ms Cheerilee that you attacked her with magic.”

My horn hurt.

“Great.” I said.

“That was so cool,” Said Scootaloo, “Your eyes were all glowing and then it was like wumf and everything got blown away from you and even I could feel the magic and I’m a pegasus! I think Diamond was scared there for a moment.”

I sighed.

“All I’ve done is show her that she can make me so upset that I faint.” I grumbled.

“Why do ya hate Diamond Tiara so much?” Asked Applebloom. “Ah mean, ya’ve only just met her.”

“I don’t like bullies.” I said. “I thought maybe I was over it, but whenever I see a bully, it just comes back.”

I wanted to cry again.

“Don’t worry Green!” Said Sweetie Belle, “We’ll help you find your cutiemark and you won’t have to worry about getting bullied anymore.”

“Were it so easy.”
Anonymous
No.303236
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>>303217
>>303220
>>303222
Kek
>rape
Solves everything.
>>303233
Oof, I wonder if Filly is going to be demoted into kindergarten level to ease into her body and powerlevel.
Anonymous
No.303237
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>>303236
Magic Kindergarten!
Anonymous
No.303239
>>303236
I wonder what fate is worst for Twilight, being demoted to Magic Kindergarden with Anonfilly, or regretting creating the "school of friendship" if Anonfilly ever enrolls.
Anonymous
No.303249
303254
>>303220
Maybe try discussing either scenario.
>You find out human cum turns anypony who drinks it into alicorns.
OR
>You find out you’re so good at sucking d*cks that you are made the princess of head.
Anonymous
No.303254
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>303249
>it's not like you liked sucking dicks.
>It just sort of
>happens
>Be normal Anonfilly
>Heading back to Purple cunt's place.
>The cool gal she is actually taught you the spell to get your dick back, and it's on your mind.
>It's a fairly clear street, then Rainbow 'cocksoppet' Dash crashes into you.
>Your unihorn going right up the cooter.
>Like so far up all you see is a winking clit, and it's fucking scary.
>A damned meatboi trying to break the blue barrier with its red and pink coloration.
>So scary the horn goes zippy zap.
>It does the first spell you've been thinkin' aboot.
>The red boxing glove clit punches right out boops your nose
>as you are about to yell in terror
>it goes in and down to the base the whole whopping 34 inches of magical meat
>The horny horn keeps shooting in panic at the situation.
>Then it expands from a pencil dick to a barrel keg.
>Then two big fat ones sock you in the eyes from the magical blue beyond.
>As you start to choke Rainbow dickin' Dash starts to move
>In an instant the rods reaching down to your depths pulses with life that's now also fleeting from your eyes.
>This is how you die, not cumming inside Rainbow Dash, but Rainbow Dash cumming inside you.
>The least the blue speedy fast could do is return the favor in your final moments.
>As if hearing your final wishes, she sucks your clit where your dick used to be. Fucking magic portal shit.
>As you shake and shudder from everything that happens, and your mind straining agasint the death to come
>She cums
>From the very end to the tippy top everything turns white.
>"Anon!? The fuck did you do to get here?"
>Still white, but also Celestia too. What a trip.
"Hunh, I'm not chocking. Dunno Sunslut, where is this? The land of the dead?"
>"Land of the- No! This is where ponies who go above and beyond who fundamentally change the world become alicorns. Anon, you're an alien with multitudes of technologies and a whole world to pull from. So what did you do."
>On one hand saying you were so baller at sex you became a sex god, on the other literally anything else.
>"You know what I'll just look-"
"WAIT!"
>It was too late, Princess Celestia sat stunned as her waterworks ran faster and faster at every mishap.
>"Anon, you're now the princess of Head in every offical document that's what it'll be signed as. I just want you to know the decision wasn't easy to choose that name, but after the crayon incident with Blueblood I think you'll find it in your heart to understand why."
>That's a low dirt blow.
>"Not as dirty as your new princessly duties."
>Oh shit she can read your mind!
>"No, that's just how well I know you."
>Suddenly a blue pegicorn apears with a rainbow mane.
>She when speedyfast through time and space, as per usual, through the land of the dead back around to the land of the living
>Past Discord's pad, and shooting through the stars. The exact details were a little murky, but the long and short she was worried about you.
>So thus Rainbow crash'ntumble Dash became the princess of Awesome (Loyalty).
>Equestria basks in the two more Alicorns, they can't help but wonder who will be next.
Anonymous
No.303274
>"Hello cheeky scrubs."
"Hi, I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle not cheeky scrubs."
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>The not really hidden pasture with farms and beautiful buildings is a good sign of the fast bonds Equestria and this tribe will have.
>Hopefully.
>The Kirin apparently have a long lost sister tribe founded by Awunawneehmus.
>Bit weird, but the culture difference is so great these kirin are banned from public discourse, and even freely entering the kirin village.
>"Sup you slick cunts. What slutiness you up to now tripfag Johnson."
>what
>"'Bout to eat tendies ur mum made after I railed her last night the loose cunt."
"How could you say something like that to your friend!"
>"Calm down newfag, he's only a leaf."
"Calm down! That's despicable!"
>"Exactly cunt, that's what the dog said behind the maple tree."
>What?
>"See when a leaf and dog maybe a bit of vegemite get togther he pulls out the cunt buster and sticks it in."
>The foul mouthed kirin pulls out a set of poster sized pictures.
>Puts his-
>IN THE WHERE!?
>"Please stop."
>"That's what the dog said."
>This is serious, maybe I should have brought everypony along.
>"Thinkin' of bringing in some redditors to fill out your opinion."
>A different kirin seeing the commotion begins to speak.
>"Aye, BIBIE got the best bants around. Even if rehashing old bits gets stale sometimes."
"Bib E? What does that mean? What's a bant."
>"Best Image Board In Equestria. There you've been spoonfed."
>"Did someone say Twilight fucking Sparkle?"
>"Oh shit the oldfags are up."
>Oh they have nametags, those kirin over there have Anonymous engraved on it.
>They might be older than princess Celestia with that much floof.
>"Twilight Sparkle, well looks like we did it Anonfillies, now comes the hard part."
>Togther they nod.
[b]>"To have the momfu!"

>"I call dibs on Twiggles. Say Twilight could you adopt us please?"
>A headache begins to form.
>If only you had Applejack's cider to dull the edge.
>Instead they hoof over Kirin beer.
>It was 50/50 chance if it was piss filled or not
>It was all in good fun, for the keks.
>Somehow thosands of years ago they made nearly perfect recreations of your flank.

Inspiration what if Anonfilly was a kirin. What if she made her own group. What if it was modern image board culture. What if it was a really long time ago.
Anonymous
No.303433
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Anonymous
No.303442
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Anonymous
No.303449
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>>303433
woah lewd
>>303442
whoa cute
Anonymous
No.303455
>>302796
>>303449
>>303454
Faggots.
Anonymous
No.303505
>>303433
>no winking clits
Absolutely disgraceful.
Anonymous
No.303558
303571
Spoilered
>Be Anon, probably
>Your head hurts from the sexy Pinkie Pie party last night.
>Somthing is rubbing on your little buddy, it's hard not all that pleasant really.
>Rubbing your hands over your face all you feel is hooves
>L-lewd
>Your eyes shoot open
"What the fuck?"
>In the air bumping on the ceiling of your house is your dick in the shape of smug Pepe
>To your right is Pinkie and...
>that's horrifying
>Something about a balloon contest and making a hat
>That doesn't answer why the fuck you're a little pony with a firetruck long dick.
>Then Ponk touches you below the balls, into a wet cavern.
>Above the anus.
>Just another fucking day in Hoers land.
>inb4 somepony turns on the fan
>wat do?
Anonymous
No.303562
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Spoilered
Spoilered
>>303561
>you take your spaghetti dick and wrap it around the bed frame
>better yet this is the second floor of your house so it'll work
>wrapping the pe-noose around your neck it's time
>to neck yourself
>vid related (first spoiler)
>doing a flip off the window sill you made a slight error.
>You were a small filly, the spines of ponies were incredibly stretchy
>swinging out of house you run right into the wooden wall
>slowly sliding until you're three inches from the ground
>You can still breath
>if any pony asks, it was all under duress of a bad wakeup and nightmare
...
>it's been half a day and ponies are walking by and saying hello as if everything is normal.
>Fucking hoersland
>Not just that they start making puns of varying degrees of wit.
>"I see you're all tied up."
>"Hanging around outside when you should be at school."
>"That neck tie darling has some body to it."
>"Woowee we have a pully or two if yah ever need a job."
>"Anon if you wanted to go bungee jumping you should have invited me too!"
...
"That's what happened, now would someone please change me back to normal."
>pic
"At least help me down."
Anonymous
No.303564
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>>303563
You're so cute.
Anonymous
No.303565
>>302919
That's hot.
Anonymous
No.303571
303587
>>303558
freak the fuck out, then get your dick and put it back where it belongs before asking Ponk what the fuck is going on
Lone15
No.303575
303579
>Be Green Clover.
>Your head hurts badly.
>You close your eyes and press your hooves to it, partially because the light is quite bright and partially because you think it might help with the pain.
>You can hear murmurs in the backlit dark behind your eyelids, a strange combination of yelling and galloping.
>Soon, you feel that you are alone.
>And warm, hot even.
>You start to sweat.
>The light is getting brighter beyond your lids.
>You focus on remnants of conversation you picked up before you were brought here.
>"Take her to the edge of the charted areas, if anything goes wrong she should be safe there."
>"Of course princess."
>She kissed you goodbye and gave you one last tight hug.
>Something tells you you won't see her again.
>Mom...
>Calling her that doesn't feel quite right.
>She did this to you.
>Oh god.
>God? Who's that?
>But she...
>Took you away.
>Before this, you mean.
>Literally took the...
>You out.
>Some of it is coming back, faded memories of the hospital, Little League...
>You concentrate through the heat, trying to recall as many things as you can.
>Some of it isn't returning.
>Maybe the spell that was keeping your memories from you was...
>You really have no idea.
>Well, you suppose it doesn't matter much if you get your memories back, considering the fact that you're probably going to die here too.
>The lesser elements, that was what you think she mentioned was the threat here.
>You open your eyes, even though you know it probably isn't a good idea.
>You have to see.
>Off in the distance, there's...
>Nothing.
>Shouldn't a shockwave of this magnitude killed you?
>Shouldn't the heat have killed you?
>You look back, and see that the guards who took you here are convulsing on the ground.
>You walk over to one and touch him softly, and he wheezes before coughing up a thick globule of blood and mucus.
>Fuck, guess that's not going to work.
>You remember something called hands.
>Computers, shitty food, people...
>Most of them shitty but a few diamonds hardened by the pressure.
>This place isn't safe, but you have no idea where to go from here.
>...
>The World's End Resort had plenty of food, toiletries, and pretty much everything a pony could want stockpiled.
>You're the last one alive now, you're pretty sure.
>You're not even sure why you would think that, but something in you tells you that it's true.
>There are forces beyond your understanding at work here.
>You lounge back in the lawn chair on the edge of the ocean, watching waves flow over the surface of the massive parabola and crash down into the tower of water.
>You're no nigger science man, but you speculate the odd gravitational phenomenon comes from the sun and moon being closer to this planet.
>That and the fact that the planet has probably mostly been destroyed.
>You know it isn't your first planet, not even your first of this planet, but you can't help but feel a pang of regret as you watch the occasional massive corpse of some unfortunate sea predator break the surface of the waves and fall hundreds of feet into the water below.
>You carefully bring the fancy glass (you can't remember what they're called, but they usually hold martinis in the movies) up to your lips and drink in the stinging, aromatic liqour.
>It's not as if you don't have water supplies, and even when you run out you can set up evaporation vessels to purify ocean water.
>Drinking just makes it easier.
>The world ended, and you weren't able to do anything about it.
>You were useless, stuck as a little filly both in body and mind.
>All because you wouldn't suck milk out of a fucking tit.
>You pour the remainder of the beverage into your muzzle and scream, throwing the glass.
>But of course, it doesn't even shatter against the sand.
>Just makes a bit of a 'tink' and rolls...
>Pathetic, you can't even rage properly.
>Maybe you were luckier than the others though, you got to enjoy some of the things that normal fillies do.
>Playing RPGs, having friends...
>The other green fillies bore more scars than you did.
>Aside from these marks on your flanks...
>Burned in, branded for all to see.
>But one of them was missing a leg, and they both had this awful stare, like something fundamental inside of them had been taken away.
>The worst thing that happened to you after your attempted murder of mind was that your best friend killed herself, even though you wouldn't know the significance of her death again until a few days ago.
>You felt guilty, but you kept telling yourself that none of this was your fault.
>But then again, you were the only filly who lost her memories...
>The path that you took was writtten by you and...
>You inhale sharply as sobs begin to wrack your body.
>Maybe if you cry for long enough, you can drip your essence into the sea.
>...
>Food supplies are still holding out, but you've run out of all the things you love.
>In retrospect you should have saved them for last to give you a pick-me-up before you starve to death, but that's a long way away.
>You're lying down in one of many beds that you've slept in (they were almost all pre-made and you're lazy) when a sound comes from outside.
>Something alive?
>You hurriedly throw off the covers in a mess and gallop out the door onto the sandy beach, looking around.
>Something lands right behind you, and you feel incredible dread.
>You don't want to turn around, but you fear it'll kill you if you don't, so you do so in one quick motion.
>The corpse of a mare.
>Ms. Cheerilee.
>You frantically try everything you know to resuscitate her, but after about an hour you're too physically exhausted to continue.
"Why you of all ponies..."
>Your voice sounds strange in your ears, it's been forever since you used it.
>You hug the cold body of one of the few good ponies you knew from this place close.
>You're not sure if you're more filled with rage or pain.
>After all, her corpse couldn't have ended up here naturally like it did.
>Someone or something is fucking with you.
https://ponepaste.org/4271
Anonymous
No.303579
303591
>>303575
F
Fuck yeah green time!
Here's hoping for the best
Anonymous
No.303587
>>303571
<freak the fuck out, then get your dick and put it back where it belongs before asking Ponk what the fuck is going on
>Litte pony with a balloon dick shaped as a meme.
>Panko touching a naughty spot your personal pony pussy that didn't exist
>The room is still dark as the sun hasn't risen yet
>Keeping kalm
>Everything is just perfectly fine-
>Pink's hoof is lodged right up there with a grip of velvet covered steel.
"AHHH WHAT THE FUCK! BOB SAGET!"
>You can't move from the bed.
>You're reeling your dick in cartoonishly rope after rope of inches for bit- prefect pony waifus.
>A little haranguing and it's almost close enough if this was a sausage factory.
>Then ponk yawns.
>"Mhmmm."
>That's really almost cute, but you have problems
>The last few wtfbbq knots are undone
"PINKIE PIE!"
>"Yawn it's too early after the party we had."
>What
"Pinkie, I need your help and an explanation."
>She jumps up, ready for anything.
>freedom
>"Wowie Anon, just look at where all your man meat went."
"Ponks, please why am I a smole hoers."
>"I dunno, maybe that's why your penis is so fun to play with. It's full of man goodness!"
>That's...
>Frankly you don't fully trust Purple after those mysterious tests not to just disappear your rod and memories.
>The poor pineapple pizza had it coming, but...
"Panko help?"
>If all else fails you'll do your best to put things back together.
>She's unnaturally quiet
"Pinkie?"
>Her hair deflates
>"Sorry Anon, Twilight said yesterday might be the last day to be who you were before the fact you're alive at all is a miracle."
>She then starts to perk up.
>"You might remember all the times something like this almost happened now!"
>What does she mean you remember
>She leans in for a kiss
>A deep kiss
>Something clicks
"My face, my name, the last week. All these years and I never could remember."
>The these two weeks was about every pony you knew coming to terms with your illness, that you would be gone for good.
>More of a vegetable than living being.
>But you're still here, changed but unbroken.
Anonymous
No.303591
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>>303579
>Fuck yeah green time!
Yup.
Thank you every green poster.
Anonymous
No.303592
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Wonder if some drawfag can make a version of this with a Chinese grandmother/factory worker being the presenter.
Anonymous
No.303595
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>>303592
>SHE LOVE U LONG TIME! YOU BUY!
Anonymous
No.303596
>>303595
lol
Anonymous
No.303604
>>303592
I'll take three right now!
Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.303610
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>>303609
>bump
kek
Anonymous
No.303611
>>303609
>>303610
I want an anon-daki for my Anonfilly plush now.
Anonymous
No.303614
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>>303609
>those hooves
Anonymous
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>Be the fastest thing alive
>Running around at the speed of sound you've seen nothing about a terrible menace that means mean machines.
>Everything of his shut down once the time device going back to the start of Dr Robotnik's rise to infamy bridged the worlds.
>With everybody free from his clutches that looming worry hovers over quite a few old timeline Mobians.
>None of your friends have heard anything either, and usually that is a chance to kick back and relax for a little while.
>Tails is coming over
"Guess that means it's almost party time."

>Innaequestria
>Ponyville Crystal Castle
>Be Princess Luna
"Anonymous, Anonymous where are you?"
>Hushed foalish giggles come from underneath you.
>Try as she might the adopted brilliant foal still was a foal.
>The poor filly tries so hard to not bust out laughing from the foalish behavior.
"Hmmm, she's not to my left."
>You make grotesque comical movements as if searching the new royal hall.
Sweeping back you match words with actions.
>The barely held laughter sooths the soul
"Anonymous isn't to my right."
"That must mean-"
>Her laughs stop for just a moment.
"-she's right here!"
>One scoop and she's in your huggable grasp.
>Laughing with her, both of your burdens lighten.

>Be Anonymous
>A kind Doctor of multiple fields
>Concentrated condensed evil in physical form
>multiple inversions of personality
>An old boiled egg
>And now a filly
"I, I think I'd like the name Anonymous."
>The map table in the center of the room eats a lot of space, easily could hold one of your super computers.
>The purple equine Twilight Sparkle, a kindred soul in the sciences, nods.
>"If your sure."
>All the time as Doctor Ovi Kintobor you kept thinking of how much you can help everyone here
>Maybe introduce more prosthetics
>Maybe even the evil extractor-
>no...
>That failure still hurts despite its total success.
"Yes, turning over a new leaf would be best."
>You weren't any of them solely right now
>Just... a filly with a little extra experience.
>Maybe this is where you could do good.
>"A new leaf?"
"Mhmm, I'll draw you a picture momm- I mean Twilight."
>Close one.
>The Purple equine is getting so close
>a blueprint is a picture
>this is where you die insulting royalty
>quick use bribery with our tec-
>"That sounds delightful my little pony."
>Is this a hug?
>It is.
>Whatever happens you'll protect her smile, especially from yourself.
>A dark under current runs through you as you realize that anything that would ruin her smile would pay with the might of Doctor Ivo Robotnik!
>Maybe you can't quite bury the past yet, but that doesn't mean it's totally unreasonable.
>Just inhumane and immoral.
>This hug is exquisite
>and every part agrees, even if some after thought of destroying this so this moment in tine would be yours alone runs through
>you barely convince the evil to have more top quality hugs freedom, being alive, and you being good would lead to the best hugs.
>One day you'll be ready to journey inside, but not now.
>Now is hugs for good fillies.
>You are a good filly Anonymous.
>Because good fillies get good hugs.
Anonymous
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>>303233
//------------------------------//
// You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Green
// Story: Trust Once Lost
// by Greenhorne
//------------------------------//
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/451664/trust-once-lost
“Wha’da’ya mean?” Asked Apple Bloom, “She’s only making fun of ya because ya don’t have a cutiemark. She does the same thing ta us.”

How could they be so naive if they were the same age as me?

“She’s bullying you because she wants to establish her place at the top of the hierarchy within the class.” I explained. “She wants everypony to respect her, and the way she achieves that is by finding insecure ponies for her to put down. Being ‘blank flanks’ is just an excuse to single you out from the rest of the class.”

“How can she get ponies to respect her by being mean?” Asked Sweetie Belle. “That doesn’t make sense.”

“Ponies always want to be part of the group.” I said. “By excluding you, she creates a group consisting of ‘everypony else’ where she’s in charge of who is included. Ponies in the group feel good about being in the group and afraid of being left out - which is why they don’t help you when you’re being bullied.”

“But then how do we get her to stop bullying us?” Asked Scootaloo

“Well,” I said, “You could throw her down a well.”

The Crusaders looked horrified.

“That was a joke.” I added. 

I could see Cheerilee walking towards us from the schoolhouse, and my heart sank.

“You girls better get going,” I said, “You don’t want to be involved in this.”

“Involved in what?” Asked Sweetie Belle

“Me and Diamond were the ones fighting,” I said, “So there’s no need for you guys to get in trouble too. I don’t really care if I get suspended.”

“That... wasn’t really a fight.” Said Scootaloo. “You just kinda glared at her and then fainted.”

“Yeah,” I said, “But Diamond has been in there talking to her so she’s probably made up a whole story to get me in trouble.”

“We saw the whole thing,” said Apple Bloom, “We can tell her what really happened.”

“The truth doesn’t matter,” I said, “What matters is what Cheerilee will believe; She’ll just think you’re covering for me because you don’t like Diamond Tiara.”

“Well we’ll stick with you anyway,” Said Scootaloo, “Because we’re your friends.”

Damnit. It couldn’t be unsaid now. I didn’t want friends, but I couldn’t reject their offer of friendship, not without hurting their feelings. I was stuck now, with even more ponies that I had to keep happy. More ponies I couldn’t ignore. More ponies that I had to convince that I was okay to stop them from feeling bad. I just knew I was going to screw it up and end up hurting all of them.

The Crusaders misinterpreted my sudden withdrawal into myself and gave me a group hug.

“It’s alright.” Said Apple Bloom. “We’ll be right here with you.”

“Is using magic against a non-unicorn, like, a big deal?” I asked.

“Huh?”

“I mean, if I kicked her, instead of using magic,” I asked, “Would I be in more or less trouble?”

“She’s an Earth Pony, she’d fold you like a lawn chair.” Said Scootaloo, “Err, no offence.”

Well, that was comforting. Not only couldn’t I do magic, but I was at a massive strength disadvantage.

“Are you okay Green?” Asked Cheerilee. “I heard you fainted.”

“I’m fine.” I said

It was essentially my catchphrase at this point.

“Really?” Asked Cheerilee

“Whatever Diamond Tiara told you is a lie.” I said

“What did she tell me?” Cheerilee questioned

Great, more games. She wanted me to incriminate myself before I knew what Diamond had said.

“She told you something to try and get me in trouble because she’s bullying me.” I said

“What makes you think that?”

“Look I don’t care.” I said. “Just kick me out of the class. I don’t want to be here anyway.”

Cheerilee sighed.

“Diamond Tiara says you threatened to throw her down a well.”

“I told her she should fall down a well, not that I would do it.”

“Why would you say that?”

“Because she’s a bully.”

“And you think falling down a well would make her a better pony?”

“Only if it was fatal.”

Cheerilee winced.

“Green, please don’t joke about things like this.”

My throat was starting to hurt and I had to fight to avoid my words coming out strangled.

“I’m not joking.” I said. “I want her to leave me and my friends alone, and if she has to fall down a well for that to happen then so be it.”

Be calm. Be logical. Don’t cry.

“You can’t just threaten to kill ponies because they were mean to you.”

I fixed my eyes with hers.

Focus on the anger, don’t cry.

“I didn’t threaten anything.” I retorted. “I just think we would all be better off if she fell down a well and broke her neck.”

My voice broke on the last word. I kept staring Cheerilee down, wishing she wasn’t so much taller than me.

“You have to calm down.” Cheerilee instructed. “Why don’t we go back to my office and-”

“I don’t have to do anything!” I yelled. “I don’t even want to be here!”

I was gritting my teeth to stop my jaw trembling.

“Green-”

“Why don’t you go listen to Diamond Tiara again,” I said, “I’m sure she’s fucking calm. Then you can leave me the hell alone and stop making things worse.”

“I’m trying to help you.”

“Well, I don’t want your ‘help’!” I said. “You’re going to tell me to be ‘reasonable’ and try to get along with Diamond Tiara. I refuse.”

“Just because she was mean to you once doesn’t mean she’s irredeemable.” She said, “Ponies can change, Green.”

“Most don’t.”

“Well they’re not going to change if nopony gives them a chance.”

“That’s not my problem.” I said. “I’m not going to let her stab me in the back just because you think it would be nice if we were friends.”

“That’s not what I’m saying.”

“Then what are you saying?”

“This isn’t about Diamond Tiara,” Said Cheerilee, “Is it?”

“What’s goin’ on here?” Asked Applejack. “Are you alright Sweetpea?”

I just felt so tired. I lay back down on the grass again.

It wasn’t like anything I said mattered anyway.

“I’m fine.”
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>>303770
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>>303774

I mean realistically what else are you gonna do with a fat filly ass

great stuff in any case
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>>303689
>terrible menace that means mean machines.
I think you mean bean machines.
Either way fine green.
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No.303837
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>Anthro faget
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Howdy howdy, mothers and fuckers! Where we last left Anonymous...
>Emerald returns to the fold!
>Not only that, but she does so as a newly-appointed changeling spy!
>Twilight's not happy that Anon knew this and brought her into the castle though...
>No worries though, everything's fine and dandy now that ground rules have been established and boundaries set
>Also, Emerald's getting curious to Anonymous's true identity again
>Luckily for her, Anon tells her that Chrysalis has the answers she seeks as well as the disregard for Twilight's rules to spill the beans!
Now, let's pick back up where we left off...

>...
>.....
>.......
>... Huh, no dream tonight
>What a shame, you wanted to tell Luna how things were going
>Well, maybe you still can
>After all, she managed to contact you that one time despite you not dreaming
Hey, Luna, you there?
>...
>.....
>.......
>Well shit
>Guess that was a one-time emergency measure
>Oh well, it's not like this can't wait until some time later
>Time to return to the void!
>. . .
>Ahh, Saturday!
>Time for the tests to begin, and for you to finally see what happens with your brilliant ideas!
>You hop out of bed and go about your morning business, all the way until you go to the kitchen to find Twilight and Spike having breakfast
"Howdy, what's the schedule?"
>Twilight looks up from the papers in front of her and takes a drag of her coffee before responding
>"We start the testing at 10, all the subjects have been informed. First is the physical trial, then the mental trial. Anypony who scores more than a 150 on these two tests, both out of 100, is considered eligible. After that, a break for lunch, and then you tell the winners to go home since none of them will willingly spend the night with Chrysalis even if they're being paid to."
>You furrow your brow and huff in Twilight's direction, prompting Spike to speak up between bites of waffles
>"Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure that at least one pony will accept."
"Thank you, Spike. That does make me feel better."
>"Enough feeling bad for yourself, the waffles are getting cold and I'm sure that you'd rather have them hot."
>That's a fair point, waffles are better when warm
>You're gonna have to wash the syrup out of your face, though
>...
>Eh, fuck it
>You grab the plate that Spike left for you and sit down at the table, trying your best to prevent the inevitable
>Sadly, your efforts are in vain as your face fur still ends up sticky and maple-flavored
>So, you retreat to the bathroom to wash it off and then return to the kitchen
>After that, you fart around for a while until Twilight says that it's time to go to the field
"The field?"
>"Yes, did you think that I would just set this all up in my own backyard?"
"Well, no, but I didn't really know where you were putting it all together."
>"Then allow me to show you as soon as Spike gets back with the necessary materials."
>A few seconds later, the purple dragon himself walks in bearing a stack of papers, a sun visor, a clipboard, a pencil, a megaphone, and a whistle
>"Alright, this is everything!"
>"Good, we'll be right on time!"
>Spike takes his place at Twilight's side and all three of you teleport off to... some field, I guess?
>When the flash clears, you find yourself on a hill overlooking an obstacle course, a few dozen stallions, and most of Ponyville
>Twilight grabs the megaphone, clipboard, paper, and pen from Spike while he puts on the sun visor and the whistle
>You just sit there and try to look thoughtful yet imposing for the onlooking masses
>Twilight clears her throat, raises the megaphone to her lips, and addressed the assembled stallions
>"Alright, you all know why you're here, so it's time we got to the main event! This test will be split up into two trials, one physical and one mental, in which both will be graded out of 100 points. Behind you all, is the obstacle course. The optimal time to beat it in is two minutes and thirty seconds, and each second over that time will deduct two points from your overall score. Any of you who pass both trials with 150 points or more will be selected for the next round of screening. Understood?"
>The crowd lets out an assortment of agreements, some more enthusiastic than others
>"Fantastic! Up first is the obstacle course, and you will all be going through in alphabetical order, so please line up as I list your names..."
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>>303838

>The names of all the stallions are read out and they all organize into a line at the beginning of the course, leaving the three of you to get into observational position
>The stallions are fed through one by one, each of them doing their best but usually still falling short of the 2:30 time margin
>Some by mere seconds, others by up to a minute
>Only two managed to clear it before the margin, netting a surprised nod from Twilight
>Once all the stallions were through and all the numbers crunched, Twilight picks the megaphone back up for the last time today
>"That does it for the physical trial! You all have an hour for lunch now, and we'll all meet back up in front of my castle for the mental exam!"
>After this, she teleports all three of you back to the castle
>"And that hour applies to both of you as well, in case you were wondering."
>upon hearing this, Spike shoots you both finger guns and starts backing out of the room
>"Then I'll see you both in an hour!"
>Turning to Twilight, you pose a question
"So, how many can still make it out of the 33?"
>She flips through the papers attached to the clipboard, scanning each for no more than a second
>"... 21 of them."
"Alright, 21's not bad. How many of them do you predict will manage to get through the next test?"
>Twilight begins flipping back through her notes again, this time a little slower
>"Anywhere between none and all of them."
>Well that really narrows it down!
"Ok, so you don't want to make assumptions there but you will about the integrity of my plans. I see."
>"None of these ponies have given me a reason to judge their intelligence yet, don't blame me for using information you gave me to judge yours."
>The nerve!
>You resist the urge to push Twilight, and instead opt for what would be a particularly rude gesture back on Earth
"If I still had fingers, I'd be showing you one!"
>Twilight giggles in response, but still apologizes
>"I'm sorry, that was too far. You're not stupid, you're just naive."
"No, I'll fully admit that I'm stupid, it just hurts to get called out on it so brutally."
>Twilight wraps a wing around you and pulls you in next to her for a moment
>"You're not stupid, otherwise nothing you've put together here would've worked like it has. Don't sell yourself short, you're fine."
>After the motherly speech is over, you both follow the same path Spike did before you back to the kitchen and to a pair of sandwiches left in the fridge
>Note to self: thank Spike for sandwich
>The better part of an hour later, the three of you are assembled once again
>Spike, bearing yet more papers and a pen/clipboard, Twilight with her own assembled stack of papers and pencils, and you with...
>With a winning smile! :)
>Before the front doors are opened, you thank Spike for the sandwich and take your spot at Twilight's side
>When the doors are opened, you see the same mass of stallions waiting outside
>"Alright, I'm glad to see you're all here on time! If you'll all just follow me inside, I'll get you all set up and started on the next exam."
>Everybody follows Twilight in, and all of you are lead to a large room set up with enough desks for all the subjects
>They all take their seats, and Twilight makes another announcement after trading cargo with Spike
>"All of you will get a test, each with 25 questions and all of them randomly organized to prevent cheating. Each question answered incorrectly will get up to four points deducted from your score, from 100 down to 0 if all answers are completely incorrect. You all have an hour to complete the test, and any incomplete tests must still be handed in. Any questions?"
>Assorted negatives from the room
>"Great! Spike, if you please?"
>"Got it."
>Spike distributes the papers and pencils, and Twilight begins the test once all of them are distributed
>One more hour later, all the tests are turned in
>"Thank you all for your cooperation thus far, I'll now grade these and be back with the results. In the meantime, I'd like to ask you all to wait here, please."
>Twilight then pulls you out of the room with her, but gestures for spike to stay behind and keep an eye on the group
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>>303839

>Once the door is closed, you ask another question
"So, any estimates now?"
>"Still no, not until I've graded all of these."
"Fair enough."
>You grab hold of Twilight right as her horn lights up, sensing her teleportation coming
>Just in time!
>You feel the flash cross your mind and dissipate into the scenery of Twilight's office, giving you the signal that it's time to pull your hoof away
>Hint hint
>...
>... You're stuck, aren't you?
>Twilight's disappointed sigh confirms this
>"Next time just ask if I can teleport you too, it'll stop things like this from happening and potentially being worse than it is now."
"What do you mean, worse than it is now? We're fused together right now, aren't we? I mean-"
>Twilight puts a hoof to your mouth to quiet you down before lighting up her horn a second time
>Instead of teleporting though, you see her become translucent and float away from you a short distance before re-materializing
>"It's a good thing that I learned a spell that grants me intangibility for situations like this, isn't it? Now, to grading!"
>Man, magic is stupid OP here!
>As twilight sits at her desk and begins the grading process, you walk up next to her and look around at the papers
>Looking over the questions, you see some pretty standard stuff for an IQ test
>Pattern recognition, numbers, shapes, words...
>You know, stuff that you'd probably have just thrown around guesses for as opposed to actually trying
>So, understandably, you just sit and watch as Twilight grades all of it
>When she's done with that, she does the final tally of scores and gives you the verdict
>"... And that's all. Five of the participants are eligible. Ready to give them the results?"
>You take a breath to steady your mind, preparing yourself for what comes next
"As ready as I'll ever be. Teleport us."
>Twilight nods and gathers the clipboard, igniting her horn yet again and enveloping you both in a violet aura
>Poof, and you're back in the test room!
>Twilight takes charge once again and makes another announcement, this time to tell those who failed the tests to leave
>Once all that's over, the chosen five remain seated before you
>You look to Twilight, she looks back and nods
>Deep breath in...
>Exhale
>You take a step forward, drawing the attention of all five assembled stallions, and begin your speech
"First, I'd like to thank all five of you for showing up and participating in this set of tests. Also, because undoubtedly you all have questions that need to be answered, I'll answer them for you before we move on to the second point I have."
>The five of them look between each other in obvious confusion, but one of them raises a hoof tentatively after a moment
"Yes?"
>"Uh... Why is a filly being the one to tell us this and not Princess Twilight?"
"Because Princess Celestia specifically told me to do all of this, Twilight's just helping me. Before any of you ask about that as well, I'm legally forbidden from elaborating further."
>Two of the stallions groan, a third's shoulders slump, and the last two look between each other in further confusion at this, but you see no other indication of questions from any of them
"Now that that's out of the way, let's get on to the second point of why you're all here. I'm sure you all are aware of the treaty that was signed a while ago, between Equestria and the Badlands?"
>You notice looks of realization cross the faces of a few of the participants, with the others following not far behind
"Well, there was something Celestia promised to do as part of it, something which you all have been tested here to aid in."
>The looks of realization transition into a collective look of dread
"However, I believe in the idea of voluntary contribution. That's why I'm telling you all this now, instead of telling you to get on a train tomorrow. Any of you willing to do so and help maintain this new relationship between our nation and our southern neighbors, then stick around. Any of you not interested, feel free to leave."
>Another stallion raises his hoof while the other four exchange looks of disgust
>"Yeah, what do we get for doing this, because you're crazy if you think I'm doing this for free."
"I have been given a blank check to finance this. As long as it isn't a crazy enough number to get Celestia to breathe down my neck, you're probably fine."
>"And how big is that number"
"I'm not sure, give me your asking price and I'll make a guess."
>"10,000,000 bits, lowest I'll go."
>...shit
"Then we may have a problem, as that's more than a thousand times what I myself am being paid for this and I'm assuming that that's going way out of ballpark for this kind of thing."
>Two of the stallions walk out immediately, the third shrugs and follows, and the fourth looks to the guy asking the questions for approval
>"No dice, let's bounce."
>And then the fifth ignites his horn, poofing away him and his friend to presumably somewhere outside
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>Well
>Fuck
>Fuck...
>You sigh and hang your head, not even bothering to hide your disappointment
>"I guess this means plan B is up, good thing you're going to see the doctor again about your nose this weekend."
"I mean yeah, but I was kinda hoping that this would actually work."
>Twilight comes over to your side and places a hoof around your shoulders, pulling you in while simultaneously pulling your head back up
>"Hey, at least now you can get that gold-plated statue of yourself and write it off as expenses, right?"
"I guess, but hey, at least I'm actually still getting paid for all this!"
>Twilight looks away for a few moments, but returns her gaze to you with a surprised expression
>"You know, that's right! Celestia never said you needed to actually get any ponies to chrysalis, she just said that for every one that you got here and that passed muster you'd be paid!"
"And with 33 attendees and 5 successes at 200 and 500 bits respectively..."
>"... That means you're getting 9100 bits for all of this!"
"Well, assuming Tia doesn't try to pull any 'rules as intended' BS."
>"And if she doesn't, then I guess I'll be the one paying whatever medical bills we'll need paid after you're done with all of plan B."
"You know, funny you should mention that, because I ended up having a conversation about this with Luna a long while back and we actually figured out that if anyone's going to be physically broken by this it's probably going to be Chrysalis."
>Twilight immediately withdraws herself from your side, looking at you with a grimace somewhere between mild disgust and moderate concern, with a dash of curiosity
"We humans are known for having incredible stamina in all respects, that's all I'm going to say on the matter."
>"Duly noted. All that being said, I'll go ask the princess about sending over your payment and send over the collected invoice I wrote up last night. I'll get back to you when I get a response, so-"
"Actually, I have a question really quickly."
>Twilight stops as she's walking away, turning slightly to look back at you
>"Hm?"
"Can I actually try these tests myself to see how I'd place?"
>Twilight finishes turning all the way towards you again and responds
>"I suppose, but you'll have to wait until the doctor gives you a clean bill on that nose to run the obstacle course. I'll go grab my master copy of the paper exam though, you can take that now. Well... Never mind, it doesn't matter."
>And with that, she begins walking away again
"What doesn't matter?"
>Twilight calls back to you without even turning around, continuing to walk out of the room and leaving you no choice but to follow her into the hall
>"I was just weighing whether or not you observing me grading these tests would affect your ability to take it legitimately, but it doesn't really matter if it's solely for fun."
"Oh, fair. See you when you have it, then!"
>And with all that settled, you wait for Twilight's return with either the master test or the money Celestia now owes you
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>>303841

>A few minutes pass, and you spend them wishing that you hadn't left your phone in your room
>Twilight ends up returning soon though, test in magic and pen in front of you
>"Alright, you also have an hour to finish it. You know the rules, and I'll also tell you that Celestia's gotten back to me. The bits should be here in a week, once she's had every lawyer she can find look over the the paper and redact as much as she needs to in order to pay you under the table properly."
>Nice!
>Without any further ado, Twilight gives you the test and sits down in front of you with a pocket watch and a book
>Alright, question 1...
>... Well then
>The fuck do you do here?
>It's one of the pattern ones, and it's got like...
>... Eh, it's A
>Question 2...
>You continue down along the test like this, choosing answers as you feel and bowing to every particularly strong whim along the way
>Hell, you even take the time to doodle a little on one of the pages while you debate on whether to choose B or C this time
>With your luck, the correct answer'll be D though
>At least it's not like this matters at all, this is purely for fun
>You pen in the last question and push the test towards Twilight, who in turn takes it and reads it over
>You get no visual cues about what she's thinking, only a nod every now and then
>"Alright, you got a score of 80 points. You also took 40 minutes to complete the test, in case you were wondering."
"Solid. Guess I'm not that dumb after all!"
>Twilight stands back up and smiles at you warmly
>"See? What did I say?"
"Now all I have to do is conquer the obstacle course and then I'll prove myself as the most powerful mortal on this planet!"
>Twilight raises an eyebrow at your comment, letting a smirk cross her face as she replies
>"What about dragons?"
"The most powerful reasonably-sized mortal on this planet!"
>"I'm not too sure about reasonably sized either... Could you really even fit through a door?"
"Quit taking this from me, I'm trying!"
>"How about the most powerful being willing to bed Chrysalis?"
>You sigh, imagining the size of the pool (or should you say puddle?) that puts you into
"I guess, but that doesn't sound very imposing."
>"Trust me, your height makes up for that. Even considering your stature right now, you're taller than most other foals in your relative age bracket."
>True, you do look down on all of your classmates, now that you think of it
>You follow Twilight back out of the room as you walk, considering these thoughts a little more
>However, there turns out to not be much more to consider
"So, what now?"
>"Now I go back to take care of whatever paperwork I need to. You're free to do what you want."
>Huh
>You kinda thought there'd be more to today, especially with the time you've spent hyping it up in your head
>Alright... Time to go play games?
>Sure?
>Sure, okay
>You spend the rest of the day screwing around on your phone, taking a break when dinner time comes
>. . .
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And that's all I have for now! Sorry that the hiatus was pretty long again, I'm putting most of my time and energy into college right now and trying and failing to do better than I have in my previous semesters. I'll get to work on "It's the Little Things" next, so expect that to happen sometime before Half-Life 3 comes out. In the meantime, comment and critique with anything you want to say so that I can try to make this better for you all, and as always, I hope you all have a great night!
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Proto Filly won't be inseminated.
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>>303843
A lot to read, thanks anon.
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>>303845
No problem, my dude! Hope you like it!
Anonymous
No.303850
>>303844
>filly doesn't get fertilized and gets tossed out at the end of her cycle
Inspired by pic related
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No.303856
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Spoilered
>Parents have finally found the Manga collection.
>You might be a social, but you have a somewhat respective hobby that could support yourself and the medium that showed you it.
>Then there's the foreign fiction works
>Your parents didn't quite understand, but they were glad that those books and stories helped you get your cutie mark.
>They did find your lack of life long friends disturbing.
>Like many protagonists before you, you were kicked out into a fancy school.
>Twilight Sparkle's school of friendship.
>That was a shock from the comfortable life you lived all part of the keikaku
>Just like them your mentor was killed locked away until the task of friendship is complete.
>Some part of the school must have some evil and that's why your headed there.
>Flying comfortably to the building.
>You're going to have to choose a personality
>Cute, innocent with a conniving 'hidden' personality?
>The plucky pirate?
>The brooding personality wouldn't be all that conducive for fast friendship.
>The mechafilly?
>Dipping a little too low you hit a pony
>and that's awful
>Suddenly that hit green filly who looked like she sucked a lemon speaks
>"Hello, I'm Anonymous wanna be friends so my mom gives back my hard earned games and comics."
>A fellow pony in the same situation.
"Golly that sounds awful, my parents took away my man- comics too and to make life long friends."
>Her eyes widened
>Mine too I forgot to introduce myself!
"Golly I'm so sorry, I'm Cozy Glow pleased to meet-cha."
>"How about we'll be life long friends Cozy I get how hard it is to get manga into Equestria."
>She understands!
>Maybe this won't be so bad.
>"Ah as your token genre savvy adopted alien gender swapped best friend what ever you do don't steal all of Equestria's magic to be the empress of friendship."
>Wha-
>That seems a little specific
"Why you want it all for your self?"
>She shakes her head.
>"My mom Purple would ground me for a thousand years."
>Good point, the princess would do something too.
>I mean if I make the right moves and account for randomness it'll be just like chess.
>Maybe she does have a point if it seems that easy.
>"How about we head to my place we could play chess or something, and my mom can write to your parents too."
>She knows how to play chess?
"You know how to play chess?"
>"Not very well."
>So begins the life long friendship of personal convenience.
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>thread in /mlp/ archived again
I guess that everyone really moved to the transformation general after all
Anonymous
No.303932
>>303931
Stop falseflagging ptfg nigger. It's up again.
https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/36727681
Anonymous
No.303935
>>303931
it's more likely some fags here are refusing to go there
Anonymous
No.303938
>>303931
Imagine worrying about bumping a thread.
Anonymous
No.303942
>>303931
That is what I'm doing.
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No.303971
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>>303931
I stopped posting on 4chan completely.
Now that's mostly because I got caught in an IP range ban and refuse to give gookmoot a single cent for a pass, but still.
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>>304025
I would.
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No.304051
>>303971
>not ban evading to fillypost and spite gookmoot at the same time
faggot
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Why is filly so perfect?
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>>304304
Don't ask.
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So fillies are aware check the >>>/qa/ thread. I think it's important for feedback.
Poneish Breakfast
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You're feeling warm and cozy when familiar plinking rings out. Along with its friend haybacon.
Despite Spike being Spike sometimes, he does do a bangup job. The sun reaches through the window to pat you gently as a sunnyside up smiley pancake.
Spike knows how to irk you to no end, different than how Twilight does it. Still he does breakfast, when he does it, as a sacred time for the passing of fasting. It's enough to forgive everything else. He does it seriously and just the way you like it, and before you didn't know just how much that made a difference. Even the drink served matters.
The bed is very enticing but Spike cares not if his meal accounts for toothpaste, and Twilight has a sixth sense for lack of brushed teeth now that you're a minipone. Away from the dream realm as the sun and meal ever ticks closer. Not the cold water, nor the mysterious hooves of gripping said brush could do anything to you. Breakfast is coming.
You will meet it. It's almost to die for. You know this because Death visted last week for breakfast. It's why the Golden Oaks Library still stands, as Spike made Breakfast during Tirek's rampage. It's why Discord never messed with Breakfast, and when he can he brings Fluttershy over for it. It's why Sombra was stalled longer, why Shining Armor, Mi Amore Cadenza, and the Crystal Citizens held long and fast. This breakfast halted the wedding and Chrysalis' plans as she collapsed from diabeetus at Cadence's usual. It's why Discord offered Spike to be his Breakfast magistrate matador. It's why Luna on her rainbow encrusted recovery tasted victory over the darkness that was in her soul. Breaking her thousand year fast such her heart grew three sizes that day, and is her sister's equal in height.
Breakfast by Spike the dragon is very good.
Walking down the stairs your met by the once again massively enlarged banquet table with friends and foe. A parlay to rehash differences, and common ground. They always cave as Spike holds the keys to Breakfast that no amount of magic or mind conditioning could muster. Breakfast given of his own two claws with heart and soul.
Sitting down a familiar conversation between parties present. In the end everyone gains a new friend, and a joy for something that everyone bonds over.
It's time for Breakfast, for Spike's perfectly normal meal cookery.
Nothing more and nothing less, other than Breakfast.
Plates are passed, bottles, plates, bowls, and various items cheerfully handed. It's bewildering. Seeing every single being here anticipating when Spike himself can join in. Delaying the Breakfast for a friend.
This too is a struggle, but one worth the grind. This too shall pass, but Breakfast can always come again.
There is only one Spike the dragon and he makes Breakfast possible with all these friends here and there is only one you who could be you. It's all mutual the feeling of a heart warming breakfast with friends.
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No.304452
>>302802
twilight no!
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No.304463
>>304461
I want to cuddle.
Anonymous
No.304468
>>304461
Slav Filly A Cute
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>>304565
>dat vacant stare
>dat dumb-as-shit grin
yep, that's definitely somebody I could see myelf as
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>Anonfilly, because Twilight just does her thing regardless.
"Twilight... I know you ignore my advice everysingle time. And then I say I told you so, but for the love of Celestia find a different way."
>Maybe just this one time your message will reach her.
>Dozens of Pinkies are jumping around causing havoc.
>"I'm sure this will-"
>You grab Twilight as best a smol hoers could
"Twilight Sparkle you're going to be the one to tell Pinkie Pie's parents why their daughter might be dead because you weren't sure which one she is."
>She shifts uncomfortably.
>"But the book-"
"Not this time. The clones don't have the same memories, but they are rapidly becoming their own pony. What that means Twilight all you have to do is ask Pinkie to meet her at her family's home, that's all."
>Purple, please...
>"But that's not efficient in the book.
"That's right, but it's more reliable and robust. Let's go close the mirror pool and then find have Celestia find a home for these ponies."
>Almost
"It's to make sure Pinkie survives."
>"Right, the stress has been getting to me. It isn't about removing the clones-"
>Another building collapses.
>She sucks in a shuttering breath.
>"-what matters is keeping our Pinkie no matter what."
"It's not like Ponyville doesn't get destroyed every week or so."
Anonymous
No.304624
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>>304619
Anonymous
No.304627
>>304624
kek
Anonymous
No.304630
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>>304595
>vacant stare
Nope. That filly is looking straight at (You).
Anonymous
No.304631
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Anonymous
No.304636
>>304630
>implying a stare can't both be focused and vacant
every chihuahua alive would like a word
Anonymous
No.304682
304684
Spoilered
Spoilered
>You are Anonfilly, the sole survivor of Equestria
>G4.5 happened
>Then G5 came
>It was a doomsday spell gone terribly horrendous.
>The world broke and Discord...
>He was smeared across the land like an crayon.
>So were many other ponies, creatures, and artifacts.
>Twilight before her gruesome end implanted a magic spell in you that would fix everything.
>Good news all you had to do was nothing.
>Bad news it activates in five years to charge up fully.
>How do you spend those five years in the hell scape that is G5?
Anonymous
No.304684
304688 304697
File (hide): 7E3BB94E8C4E89E49B37BBA3BB636867-2676288.mp4 (2.6 MB, Resolution:854x480 Length:00:00:19, lzzgdanhzlg.mp4) [play once] [loop]
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>>304682
same way I spent the last five years here on earth
>stay away from everyone
>stay inside
>do my own thing
>never let the disgusting normals corrupt me
I'm going to make pre-friendship purple proud

>also poopy stinky lmao
Anonymous
No.304686
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Anonymous
No.304688
>>304684
LOL wtf
Anonymous
No.304689
>>304686
fuckkk this is hot
Anonymous
No.304697
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>>304684
Anonymous
No.304754
>>304686
That'd be so gay unless you're already into dicks before you even turned into a filly.
Anonymous
No.304783
304784
The music is unfortunately copyrighted, so there will probably be ads run on this video. Feel free to stick it to the kikes at google and use an adblocker.
https://youtu.be/T2hYEBTSr3o
Anonymous
No.304784
304785
File (hide): 9EB9EDB4875413FD8E3D08661F648A3E-12840771.webm (12.2 MB, Resolution:1920x1080 Length:00:03:11, Chug Jug With You (Anonfilly).webm) [play once] [loop]
Chug Jug With You (Anonfilly).webm
>>304783
>Feel free to stick it to the kikes at google and use an adblocker.
Better yet, here's the video.
Anonymous
No.304785
304786
File (hide): CEAB19012B0F9C536A463ED31D2C5A88-17144639.mp4 (16.4 MB, Resolution:1920x1080 Length:00:03:11, FortniteFilly.mp4) [play once] [loop]
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>>304784
Oh right, sorry. Been using 4chan a lot lately and forgot this site has full video support. Here's the full quality version.
Anonymous
No.304786
304842
>>304785
>Been using 4chan a lot lately
f-faget.
Anonymous
No.304789
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>>304686
anonXanon OTP
into the heresy folder it goes
Anonymous
No.304803
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>>304789
Anonymous
No.304806
>>304803
So tender.
Anonymous
No.304842
>>304786
Less /mlp/ and more /vm/, been playing a lot of Secret Lab. I still love you guys and this thread (no homo), I won't be going anywhere.
Anonymous
No.304857
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>>304803
nice
Anonymous
No.304896
>Twilight catches filly drawing on the walls one too many times and proceeded to shove her down the stairs
>Filly cracks her head on the way down and is promoted to vegetable
>Twilight takes care of her at first out of a sense of guilt but slowly grows to hate filly
>Filly is holding her back from adventuring in life and settling down with any pony
>Can't really enjoy time with friends because she knows the vegetable is waiting for her to return
>Late at night the evil guilty thoughts she fights off in the day come out as her drinking begins
>Stroke filly's head as she sleeps while drinking and looking at a knife
>One night decide fuck it all or nothing she wants her life back
>proceeds to stab filly
>A now screaming and bleeding filly struggles and tries to get away, she's been faking being brain dead for years as revenge
>Twilight beats her over the head with a wine bottle untill she stops moving and cradles the now limp bloody filly
Anonymous
No.304910
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Anonymous
No.304917
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Lone15
No.305027
305031 305042 305151
>The room has cleared out a bit.
>You stand at the table, dusting it off a bit with a weary hoof.
>The green of your coat stands as vibrant as the day you left your first home and came here, despite the bit of dust on it.
>It's been a few minutes.
>You think back on all the conversations, all the tales and paintings...
>All the banter and shitposting.
>You wouldn't trade any of it for all the shekels in the world, and now they're telling you it's time to go back?
>"You'll be going too, I guess?"
>You look back at your equally weary friend, a small party hat perched on her head.
>You come up next to her and wrap her in a tight hug.
"Going where? Home?"
>You chuckle drily.
"What could be more home than here? These walls have seen things, for better or for worse. I might go out to talk to a few of the others and give them a hoof when they need a bump, but my heart is here with you."
>You pause before adding:
"No homo."
>"God, you fucking faggot. A happy birthday would've done fine, didn't have to pour your heart out on the floor."
"Sorry, it's done."
>You feel her grip tighten around you and you press the side of your head into her neck.
>"Do you want to watch a movie?"
"Sure, what do you have in mind?"
>"They Live."
"Feeling nostalgic? We must've seen it fifteen times."
>"Shut up and get the popcorn, I'll grab the blankets from the closet."
~Fin.
Anonymous
No.305031
>>305027
>"Got any room for one more in this?"
Anonymous
No.305042
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>>305027
>"Going where? Home?"
>~Fin.
The fuck anon, that can't end there.
Anonymous
No.305151
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>>305027
>Temperature says blankets are a good idea, so is snuggles with pons.
"Got room for a new fag?"
Anonymous
No.305171
305186
>>305151
This image made me so disgusted that I felt my throat tighten. This hasn't happened for a while.
Impressive fillyfags, much impressive.
Anonymous
No.305186
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>>305171
Hunh... That's good to know. Thanks.
Anonymous
No.305270
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Anonymous
No.305316
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Nightmare Anonfilly
Anonymous
No.305376
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>You're Anonfilly aka practically a lesser god of this realm
>"My dearest daughter it's time to wakey wakey."
>That's Sunbutt the mom, she never remembers any of the details.
"Morning Sunbutt."
>Late at night really, but does it really matter?
>"My precious little pony is so cute. Why I made a new friend today. You'll like her."
>She's so—unguarded.
"We're meeting them over a breakfast of tendies?"
>"Breakfast... yes. Of course."
>There she is young Twilight Sparkle, dreams, magic, and memories animating her.
>She's jumping around the newly formed table.
>"Hi I'm Twilight Sparkle, once a big noise and-"
>She jumps on two back legs imitating an explosion
>"-boosh-"
>"-my young filly magics just went kathoom!"
>The potted plants in the corner of the room became her parents.
>"That's right my little pony. A big boosh too."
>All of them are wearing a heartfilled proud grin
>Celestia's is radiant
>"Cake for everypony!"
>Sleepy dream Celestia is always fun
>but maybe one day you'll be able to be out there with them
Anonymous
No.305388
>You're Anon Apple
>The pun isn't lost on you
>or your classmates.
>The fact is— well...
>Years ago
"Fucking birb! Lemme go fagit!"
>Bundled up tight in a woven crib flying through the sky.
"Your momma was a peacock and your father is a hamster!"
>HONK
>A really loud ringing bird noise rattled you
>and the crib
>infact you're falling—
>"Well did ya live?"
"No."
>Hopefully the state you're giving her is clueing her in.
>"Yay ghost cousin!"
Anonymous
No.305504
305505
>Be tiny green faggot
>wake up to the feeling of some pony clambering into your bed and slipping under the covers
>Soft eeeing can be heard as you feel hooves slip around you and hold you tight
>Fucking bat fillies
>You try to wiggle out of her grip but she lets out a panicked eee and holds you tighter
>She's got you in her clutches for the time being and you have no where to go and regret not planning for this
>Bat pony snuggling has been up 60 percent and it looks like youre the latest victim
>A shiver runs up your spin as she starts to nuzzle your neck only making things worse
>Any words of protest are ignored along with threats of violence
>This filly is willing to risk it all for some snuggle time
>Letting out a defeated snort you begrudgingly accept defeat, trying to get more comfortable as the filly holding you makes happy bat noises
>Fuckin bats man, what can you do
>Maybe tomorrow you'll set up a decoy to keep bats fillies out
>A yawn escapes your lips as your interrupted sleep remindes you that it's still night time
>at least the bat is comfy, not that you would say it gotta keep up appearances and such
>Slowly the bat filly stops fidgiting as she feels you relax knowing shes won she smiles and gets cozy
>The presence of a warm body holding you aids in sleep over taking you and as you fall asleep you hope the other fillies wont tease you too badly for getting snuggled tomorrow
Anonymous
No.305505
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>>305504
>batpony
That's spooky.
Anonymous
No.305513
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Anonymous
No.305517
305545
>Be filly
>Napping in the sun light like a total G, shits cash as fuck
>Warm ass celestia rays all on your face and junk, hella nice breeze tossing fresh scents of fly pegasi up in your direction
>All you do all day is scope out bad bitchez and nap
>Twilight says you should make friends but fuck dat noize, who needs some lame ass friends when you can be peeping on some sick ass tail instead
>Twilight is a complete square and doesn't know about the finer things in life
>Spot one fine ass honey
>awooga.png
>Time to sweep this bad bitch off her feet and score yourself a three pointer
>Swagger on up to this fine piece of mare
"Was gud muh fillaa? A nice bitch like you wanna come eye up my crib? Maybe we can get up to a lil bang bang if youz feels mez. Cuz damn bitch Id sure likes to feel you."
>The mare looks speechless, you always did have a way with the ladies
>smoothcriminal.gif
>"young filly who is your mother? If you were my filly I'd ground you and tan your hide for speaking to some pony like that!"
>Aw sheet not again
"Chillax bitch no need to get all bent, was just foolin and sheet your ass ain't even that fine anyway. I dont need your stanky raggedy ass up in my baller crib anyway."
>Realizing shit maybe fucked you start to dip on this skank
>"Wait a minute, I recognize you. You're Twilight's filly arnt you? You can bet your mother will hear about this."
>Your mind flashes back to twilight beating you and you question your choice in babes as you flee the scene of the crime
Anonymous
No.305545
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>>305517
>Was gud muh fillaa?
>to a lil bang bang if youz feels mez. Cuz damn bitch Id sure likes to feel you.
>Chillax bitch
WTF anon.
Anonymous
No.305567
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Anonymous
No.305569
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Anonymous
No.305584
>>305569
What a cool filly!
Anonymous
No.305589
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Anonymous
No.305602
305604
>Be filly
>Everypony in Equestria is used to your shenanigans
>You have matured so Twi is no longer bitchy
>With the years, you ceased to be cute and became beautiful
>And having lived a another childhood makes you no longer desire to be the filly
>You're content with ending that chapter of your life and see what the future might bring
"I'm at peace."
>Or not. We live. We die. We live again! Till Valhall!
Anonymous
No.305604
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>>305602
Can't be real.
Anonymous
No.305659
305660
<"Anon, I told you to study," bookhorse calls.
>You lie away from her on your side in your bed.
"I am," you say and lift up the book, your reading, from its place on the bed so that smart horse can see it. "This is comfy studying."
>Purple chuckle and walked up to you.
>She sees how you let one part of the book rest on the bed while holding the other side, and the page your currently reading, up with a hoof.
>She nods.
<"Respect."
"Yeah," you say, give her a smile and look back at the page.
<I know a way this techinuqe could be improved upon."
"Really? How-"
>As you turn around, you're embraced by a pair of soft hooves.
Anonymous
No.305660
>>305659
>You lie away from her on your side in your bed.
Kek. Ambigious. Really, meant that Anon is lying in her own bed and on her side but it can also be interpreted in another way.
Anonymous
No.305700
>Thunder rolls across the night sky, rumbling like a hungry dragon
>Somewhere in pony ville A purple unicorn yawns as she reads a book by the firelight
>The room is quiet except for the crackling of fire wood and the occasional turn of a page
>The unicorn pauses to take a sip of her tea as rain starts to patter off the window
>A light breeze whistles through the trees and a flash of lightning casts a white glow over lunas perfect knight
>The pegasi had been planning this storm for weeks
>nestled under the covers a small green filly gentle snoozes
>She had a big day today with all of her little friends and was exhausted
>A growing boom in the distance signals the storm growing ever closer stirring the filly from her slumber
>Slowly sitting up she lets out a loud yawn and stretches, rubbing her eyes she looks around taking in her surroundings
>It seems the purple mare had placed her in bed
>A crack of thunder shakes the house ever so slightly and the filly slips out of bed in search of purple
>Turning another page the purple mare pauses her reading as she hears the soft tap of hoof steps approaching her room as well as the soft squeak of hinges
>She pretends not to notice a little filly slipping inside and laying down next to her the young thing quickly falling back to sleep once more
>She kisses the little one on the head as she puts down her book, snuggling the filly as the two fall asleep by the fire
Anonymous
No.305701
>>305545
Truely I'm the greatest author
Anonymous
No.305712
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No.305714
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Anonymous
No.305739
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plunger best drawfilly
Anonymous
No.305740
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The best drawfilly and writefag is (You).
Denying it deserves a boop. Accepting also deserves a boop.
- High Inquisitor Twilight, Purple, Sparkle 《Article 27: Friendship manuscripts on Xeno interactions》
Anonymous
No.305743
>Be filly
>With your hooves, you lean back and pour an large can of parasprite down your throat.
>After your done, you swipe you muzzle with your hoof and relase a large burp.
>Snickering into your hoof while thinking about how cool your're, you decide to flatten the can against your forehead.
>You hold out one of your hooves and balance the can on it.
>Then you smash the can into your forehead, expecting it to go flat as a pancake.
>It doesn't.
>Instead, it bounces off your head and skips across the floor while making loud metallic sounds.
>It hurts where the can hit and you soon feel something hot pour down your face from your forehead.
>You touch your face and see how your green hoof now has red stains on it.
"Owweee! It hurts!" you scream without thinking.
>You regret it right afterwards as you hear thuds from hooves coming from above.
>You clench your teeth and look for the remote to the tv but in the dark you can't find it.
>You know you put it somewhere in the couch.
>Then you feel ice freeze your heart as hoof steps can be heard comming closer down from the other side of the wall, specifically the area of the stairs.
>You feel something hard slightly under your flank to your left in the couch.
>The remote!
>You pick it up and you're just about to zap off the tv when you her a voice just behind you.
"What are you doing?"
>You finally change channel and zap it off in one go but you feel the tip of our ear being pulled by a force you have come to be familar with.
>You hear hoof steps comming closer and closer but they you noticed that they began just outside the room.
>`She´ must have just rounded corner.
>Maybe all hope wasn't lost.
>Due to the tv being shut off the room was now dark.
>You turned around as you the sound of hoofsteps just behind you.
>The purple glow from her horn was the only thing that lit up her pruple face.
>Your mom, Twilight Sparkle, wore an angry look on her face.
>You tried to look calm and tried to give her an innocent smile.
>You felt more ice emerginf inside your heart as her look of anger change to one of a sadistic grin.
"Ehh, hi mom," you say, trying to sound convincingly cheerful.
>She seemed to ignore you.
<"I saw that the tv was on. Did you finally decide to go back to bed?" she says with a small undertone of sarcasm.
>You nod.
"Yeah, hehe." You screatch the back of your head with a hoof. "I was just about to call it a night. He."
<"Ah, was there something
Intentions to continue but knowing myself it might not happen. Need to do something now though so I'll post what I have so far.
Anonymous
No.305813
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Pic Not really related mostly but kinda
Anonymous
No.305845
Spoilered
>Be Anonfilly
>Twilight said you could become almost anything.
>So you became a Treebrary
>It's not like you wanted to become a tree or anything baka
>It's just living next to a school of magic, national heros and all sorts of chaos things happen
>It's a hazard of living in horsey land
>Being a tree with books inside isn't all that great
>it's better than that one filly who turned into a werehouse
>And one writefag you knew turned into a greenhouse!

<SPIRNG DAMAGE REPORT: Magically Modified Parsprites Leave Ponyville Homeless.
<Damages are exceeding disaster budget
<Locals are in shock and grief
<So are royal agents on the field
<Contact The Elements The Princesses
<Signed: Commissioner Poneson

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No.305849
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No.305865
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Anonymous
No.305901
305902 305911
>be smoll green faggot
>Celestia last night was wild you're not even sure where you are right now
>As you try to take on your new surroundings you feel the warm embrace of two mares press in a little closer to you, holding you in place
>shiggy.diggy
>Well shit it's about time you got some action, too bad you can't remember it
>You try to adjust but this only results in the mares holding you tighter in their warmth
>Guess you're stuck here, it would be rude to wake them up now
>Closing your eyes you try to remember last night, you remember twilight throwing a party at her tree house and there was alcohol though things are still kinda hazy
>you gasp as the warm breath of rarity tickles your neck and makes it hard for your brain to function
>Stupid brain forgetting a night of fun with two cute mares, of all the injustices of the world
>Sighing you delve back into your mind
>a memory of trying to drink only to get blocked by twi and her nagging that fillies cant drink
>Fuckin bitch knows full well how old you are
>Another memory of trixie waving you over late into the party
>She snagged you some fruity booze, what a bro
>stealthily you pound back the sweet liquor and regret doing so as your small filly body cant handle much
>that explains the dull ache in your head as of now
>Your memory walk is cut off by trixie stroking your belly and humming some tune in her sleep
>Goose bumps crawl over your skin as pleasure tickles your mind the same pleasure increased as rarity presses herself to you
>You melt against the two sleeping mares and let out a sigh then try to cover your mouth
>Trixie's ear twitches and she starts to stretch and yawn slowly waking up and pulling away from you a little
>This new movement seems to rouse rarity just a little as she squeezes you like a teddy bear
>"oh, good morning nonny did you sleep well?"
>her voice is heavy with morning drowsiness as she looks at you
"Um y-yeah just peachy. Where are we?"
>"Well last night got a little crazy so trixie thought she would take you for awalk to help with the drunkenness. Miss rarity got curious as she saw us exiting and wanted to know why trixie would be leaving a party with a young filly all alone."
>Trixie flushes a little and rubs her head with a hoof
>"After explaining she only had the best intentions miss rarity found it rather amusing and invited us back to her place. You fell asleep so we laid you down for bed. Of course we ended up drinking more and being too drunk to walk we sorta...joined you."
"That's it? No othershenanigans?"
>Your heart sinks a little as she nods though she seems a little confused why you would look disappointed
>At this point all the talking woke rarity who looked rather more flustered and embarresed to being waking in such an undignified fashion
>Apologizing she quickly scooted out of bed to go clean herself up and promised to take you home
>Laying there you wish you had some more booze as trixie waves good bye and heads off as well
>such is the life of filly
Anonymous
No.305902
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>>305901
>twi and her nagging that fillies cant drink
Purple is always right. Sorry faggot.
Anonymous
No.305911
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>>305901
>No other shenanigans?"
That's it. Filly needs discipline.
Anonymous
No.306028
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Anonymous
No.306084
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Guys! I just got home from work and found the fillys incubator empty.
Anonymous
No.306085
306087
>>306084
If you don't find them before you go to bed God help you and sleep well.
Anonymous
No.306086
306087
>>306084
Prepare a will and the filly box. If you succeed... well tell us which limb you've lost.
Anonymous
No.306087
306088
>>306085
>>306086
Shit shit I cant find her anywhere. They dont come pre pregnant right? She wont build a nest in the walls right? Think i have no choice but to wait tomorrow before searching. Gona have my dog sleep with me, it will keep the little faggot away if she tries anything.
Anonymous
No.306088
>>306087
>They dont come pre pregnant right?
I assume you saw the piles from the factory. I think we can be sure there is at least some that came out of them with some extra stuffing.
A doggo is good to have for protection. But be wary if the dog finds some treats you didn't place there before it goes to bed, could be sleeping pills.
Anonymous
No.306210
306258
>Be the filly.
>You wander through the park.
>A multitude of colorful flowers sway in the wind.
>A butterfly with orange wings flutters over to you and sits down on your nose.
>You smile and feel a since of awe for the wonders and beauty of life.
>Something hard hits your right cheek and you fall to the ground in an instance.
>You slowly open one of your eyes and see the twitching legs of the butterfly llying on the ground next to you.
>Its wing is broken.
>You look at it with sad eyes.
>A purple hoof comes down and squashes it in front of you.
Anyway.
Anonymous
No.306258
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LemonSummoning.jpg
>>306210
F
Damn right in the feels for bug bro.

>Be Twilight Sparkle
>Her deadened eyes stare and a small font of glee erupts in your belly.
>The cycle of life can start now.
"I did it."
>Someponies hoof taps you on your hind quartars, turning around
>"Umm Twilight memhmm-"
>Fluttershy's mumbling something, and she's teary eyed.
>Fucking Anon.
>You rub your face in exasperation.
>Great now you have mud on your forehead.
"What did Anon do this time?"
>Finally a reaction from her
>A tired sigh then her eyes squint in thought
>She rapidly pales
>Then becomes an enraged red
>Ah you know exactly how she feels.
>Anon has that-
CRACK
>Everything is ringing
"What?"
>Dead eyes stare back at you
>Then they change
>Whatever warmth you had is replaced with butterflies.
>The last thing you see is a trio of them on yellow fur as your spine becomes a Pinkie Pie ribbon.
Anonymous
No.306319
>>306258
>Be Flutters.
>Be on trial for the murder of Twilight Sparkle.
>You're the ponice's primary suspect.
>Well, you kinda did kill her but how was it not justified?
>Your former friend killed a small, sweet, beautiful, innocent, butterfly, and also abused Anon and stuff...
>But the equestrian goverment didn't count that as murder.
>No, of course not.
>Ponies killing each other was wrong but ponies killing butterfiles or butterflies killing other butterflies wasn't even a crime.
>"Eh-uhm, miss Anonymous Filly, you were found on the day of the murder next to the lifeless body of the victim, having your fur caked in her blood. The ponice that found you reported that you were, quote mumbling over-and-over-again, 'The queen in yellow flutters in and takes your momfu away,' and you stared off into space. They said you remained unreachable for three days. Did you witness who killed your adoptive mother, Twilight Sparkle?"

[c#F5A]
Anonymous
No.306327
>Be the filly.
>The rays of the sun prod you awake.
>You stretch out your forehooves into the air.
>You sit up in your bed that is just next to the windows.
>You turn your head and look at the queen-sized bed with a canopy that stands further into the room.
>Through the half-transparent curtains, you see the bed sheets rise across a lump in the bed.
>You let ouf a sigh of relief and smile towards the lump in the bed.
>You, with outmost care, lower one of your hooves to the floor and off your much smaller bed.
>You walk past the big bed's foot and turn to the left.
>Again, with care, you open a door leading into an adjecent room.
>Having entered that room and closed the door behind you, you let out another sigh of relief.
>You reach out in the blackness of the room and tap something by habit.
>It starts to glow a blue shin that lits up the room that is revealed to be a restroom.
>You look at you disheveled black mane with your green eyes and lightly starts to correct it with a couple of licks on one of your green forehooves and couple of combing strokes from it in question.
>After filling the toilet with a bucket's worth of steamy yellow piss.
>I mean shit, you just kept pissing and pissing and pissing.
>A steady stream that poured out from the hole just above your horsepussy, flew in an arch over the toilet seat, and splashed into the toilet bowl with a clinking sound that reminded you of Santa's bells on Christmas eve.
I don't know. I feel as if I'm ruining the pacing when I'm describing all of this. I'm not sure yet, cause I'm writing from the seat-of-my-pants but I think this might not be relevant to the story at large. Please, give me your honest feedback.
>Anyway, you exit the restroom and looked over to the lump in the grand bed.
"Heh, it's almost more calming to watch you sleep than to sleep myself. At least, like this, I know where I have you," you say but after a moment you cover your mouth with a hoof.
>You lower your hoof again as you notice that the occupant hasn't moved and porbably sleeps too soundly to have heard you.
>You glance at some double doors.
>With careful steps, you exit the room through them and enter a crystal hallway.
>It almost makes you wish that you were one of those Anonfillies, the ones you had read about in your previous life, that got to stay with Twilight.
>Well, you were a previous Anon that now was a filly but your relationship with Twilight, if you even can call meeting a pony once a relationship, was business related at most.
>No, it wasn't her crystal palace that you currently found yourself in.
>After passing several doorways while walking through the hallway, you enter another set of double doors.
>You entered a kitchen area.
>You navigated the room with ease and soon pulled out a lunchbox out of a fridge.
>It was filled with pancakes that were covered by strawberry jam.
>With the grueling training sessions you had, you would quickly burn off whatever you put on.
>These calories were just necessary.
>You nodded to yourself and, by using your mouth, you put the lunchbox in a microwave to be heated.
>As you waited for the pancakes to heat up, you began to do your morning stretches.
>You did this to be ready for anything the world would throw at you at the morning but also kinda to admire yourself.
>The old (male) part of yourself wanted to watch your new self (female).
>You had one sexy toned flank.
Blink!
We really need to get a silent version so I don't have to leave her in the morning, you thought to yourself as you left the kitchen area with the lunchbox on your back and went back into the hallway.
>Re-entering the bedroom again, you sneaked passed the sleeping pony in the larger bed and sat down at your own.
>Seeing, that the lump was still in her place, you began to munch on your pancakes.
>You look through the window and admire the city of the Crystal Empire from there.
>You took a peek at the clock.
>A roll of jam filled pancake sticks out of your mouth as you see what time it is and you blink.
>It's ten o'clock.
>Yeah, you shake your head.
>You got to do it.
>Glaring at the ceiling, you rise from bed and walk over to the canopy of the queen-sized bed.
>You pulled the curtains away and climb into bed, while the roll of pancake in your mouth is quickly chewed up and swallowed.
>Crawling slowly over and also looking slightly away from where you're going, you tap the lump through the fabric where you think its shoulder should be.
Wait! What?
>You turn your head towards the lump in the bed.
>With wide eyes, you look towards the pillow.
>The bed sheets are covering the whole body of the lump but even over the pillow but the shape isn't right.
>Inhaling through your clenched rows of whites, you don't wanna be right and if your wrong you will surely get an earful but...
>You pulled of the bed sheet with a jerk.
>Something cold emerges in the pit of your stomach.
>The lump is a rolled up rug.
>There is a note placed ontop of the rug and you move your face closer to it, to read it.
<Dear Anon.
When you read this, I'm probably out having fun with my friends, as you probably have noted you are not included. I would like to remind you that it might not be in your best intrest to get my parents involved in this matter. Just out of concern, because what kind of lousy bodyguard let's their Princess disappear while on duty?
Yours truly, Princess Flurry Heart of the Crystal Empire.

P.s. Die.


>You shut your eyes for a moment before turning to look at one of the windows.
>You give the blue sky a death glare.
"Flurry..." you curse silently before taking off.
>Brekfestwould have to wait.
Anonymous
No.306371
>Be anon mare
>just turned 16 and got your first cart
>Gotta get that stuff registered, even Equestria has pointless beurocracy
>you approach the old zebra mare at the front desk and give her your licence, paper work, drop of blood and a hoof print
>She mutters and ancient chant to appease the gods of the filing system
>You feel a burning sensation as a number appears on your left hoof
>"have a seat over there young lady and wait for them to call your number"
>Finding a spot in the back you look over a sea of horses all different shapes sizes and ages
>A broiling sea of colorful ponies subjected to the horrors of modern life
>Above you is an old school number counter slowly ticking up, it reads 30908
>Looking down at your still sore hoof it reads 31000
>You groan and slump back in your chair before looking to see how many people are working there
>Besides the old zebra at the front desk there looks to be four zebras at the registration desks, three talking one working at a snails pace
>Somethingsneverchange.png
>Yawning you try to get comfy in the cheap plastic seat provided but it seems impossible almost like it was designed to be just slightly uncomfortable so you can never quite sit right
>As you fidgit a mare and her 3 young foals sits down near you and they immediately begin to cry, kicking off a chain reaction of groans as every baby in there begins to wail
>Clamping your hooves over your ears and trying to imagine your happy place time ticks away
>several hours pass but your number is finally coming up, tears were shed, blood spilt and at least 4 fights had broken out and you're pretty sure at least one death
>five ponies in front of you, now four, now three, two
>"lunch break we will be closed untill we feel like coming back."
>for the love of celestia you were about to commit a hate crime
>your belly rumbles, it craves food but if you give up now you'll lose your spot and twilight didnt raise no coward
>Another hour and a half passes and now your bladder is starting to hurt but you can see the zebras returning
>Crossing your legs you wait patiently as the two in front of you are serviced and your number is called, praise be celestia
>trotting up to the window you show your number and the zebra starts to look at your paper work
>"looks like you filled out this form wrong and we're missing a urine sample as well. Unfourtantly the mare that does that has gone home for the day but if you come in tomorrow we can get you processed."
>Looking down at your hooves you question your life choices as they call out the next number
>Maybe walking isnt so bad after all
Anonymous
No.306685
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Anonymous
No.306695
306696
>Be filly
>You and several other fillies are currently deep inside your fortress strong hold planning out your next attack on the enemy besieging your walls
>none of your generals can agree on a way to break the siege on your glorious castle and cookie and juice supplies are running low
>Some brave fillies were sent out to get more but were captured by the enemy and sent to time out
>None of you will say it but things are looking grim for the new and burgeoning filly empire
>The purple menace seems resilient to all forms off attack
>Toys were thrown, pillows launched and even a few fillies attempted to pile on her but nothing worked she grows strong as the base of the empire weakens
>A filly mentions surrender and the arguing turns to yelling as she is dragged away to the dungeons, breaking your concentration
>You have been hearing murmurs of an uprising, many had called you a cruel fascist dictator
>The word you preferred was strong empowered filly who knows what she wants and knows shes right
>Still crime and theft in fillytopia has been on the rise making it harder to gather resources to fight the great war and you fear if the city wont fall from with out you will be hung by your own people instead
>It can't be helped, you have no choice but to mount up and take a last stand, to show all the others why you are their ruler
>You gather up your remaining fighters and slip on your armor
>Each one of you shares a looking, this will probably be the last time you will fight by their side
>Offering some reassuring words you lead your army to the gates and stride out
>"Ugh there you are young filly, the others said you were responsible for this mess. Every cushion in 30 miles is missing and all the towns ponies are livid. All of you will tear this down and return the pillows and cushions or so help me none of you are getting dessert for a year!"
>What a cruel witch this one was, you had formed this nation to break away from her tyranny and now her she is threatening you once more
>raising your totally not cardboard sword in your magic you cry out
"Silence fowl beast, no longer will we live in fear of your tyrannical rule. We have declared our independence and will not allow you to shackle us with early bed times or vegetables ever again. You are nothing but a tyrant and shall be treated as such."
>Twilight's face just twitches, unsure of how to respond to being called a foul beast
>The lot of you take formation and charge
"For the holy Filly Empire! Slay the beast! Charge!"
>It was a valiant charge, though a filly tripped over a stuffed animal and slammed her face into the floor, you hopped that wouldn't make it into the history books
>Your briliant charge is stopped as Twilight grabs you all up in her magic
>She looks mad
>"You're all going to bed early tonight"
>Before she can say more you smack her in the face with your sword which bends and sorta wilts but it's enough to break her concentration and her magic fails
>Quickly you form a pile on the screaming Twilight as shes tied up and a cork is put on her horn keeping her from doing magic
>A smile slips on your face as shes gaged and dragged off into the dungeon kicking and thrashing
>Cheers can be heard as fillies come out to watch the purple menace be dragged away
"The house and all it's supplies are ours now. We shall eat well tonight but while we have won a major victory this night we can not forget our old tyrant has friends in high places. Tomorrow we shall begin to fortify against them. Let this be a lesson to all who doubted me, now come lets go free our comrades!
>More cheers erupt from the green mass as you storm the house looting and writing on the walls
>Your empire is growing and soon you will have the power to challenge Celestia herself
>It was a good day
Anonymous
No.306696
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>>306695
filly/10
Anonymous
No.306698
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There once was a green filly, who liked to be silly. That, much to the chagrin of a certain purple pony; whom often was unable to say much regarding these antics, but, "really?"
Anonymous
No.307367
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God I fucking love Donny Darko
Anonymous
No.307452
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Anonymous
No.307480
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Anonymous
No.307552
307553 307572 307575 307661
>Be filly
>lost a coin toss with spike and now you are on a fast food run
>Fucker probably cheated, you really missed thumbs
>Pick out a decent looking place to grabs some cheap fast food
>Kick the doors in or attempt to, instead hurt your hoof and feel like a retard as you pull the door open abd attempt to save face by strolling in like a badass cowboy
>The limp probably just ruins the whole thing but you're committed to the bit at this point
>You saunter up to the mare at the counter only to realize youre too short
>A brilliant idea strikes your smooth as silk brain and with a loud scratching noise you slowly drag a chair to the counter and hop up
>Still short but now able to put your hooves up on the counter you look at the mare
"Howdy ma'am my names nonny, what does a pony gotta do to get a little service around here?"
>You do your best southern accent and in return you get a rather confused look, some of the other patrons have stopped eating to look at you now
>The mare is probably confused since this is a fast food restaurant
>Her little paper hat shifts a bit on her head as she tilts it trying to tell if this is a prank
>You tap your hoof on the counter
"Hey toots, mind getting a mare a glass of whisky? Im parched."
>You tip an invisible hat at the now more confused mare and start to look over the overhead menu behind her
>Leaning forward and scrunching up your face you try to remember what spike wanted but it seems you forgot
"Fuck it, that little turd is getting a filly meal for sending me out to do this."
>A try clatters down behind you and there are several gasps from disapproving or startled ponies
>The mare in front of you looks horrified
"Ay sweet cheeks i thought i told you to get me a whisky. Eh forget about it. Let me get aahhh fuckinnnn uhhhhhhhh hmmm a kids meal with a girls toy aaaaaand hmmm a triple hayburger with everything on it, large onion rings and large soda. Shit i wonder if i should get anything for twilights fat ass while im here."
>The room has gone silent, a mare has fainted and mothers are rushing children out of the store, the worker who is supposed to be taking your order looks like shes about to cry for some reason and hasen't moved
"Hello, hey arnt you supposed to be writting this down or something? You arn't retarded are you? Hey chick snap out of it why are you just standing there?"
>Reaching forward you tap on her forehead, this seems to snap her back to reality but you over balance and gravity sends you tumbling down as the obviously retarded mare runs off
"Ehh fuck you any way, didn't want your greasy burgers anyway cunt."
>You pick yourself off the floor and notice the remaining ponies starting at You in shock, can't blame them since you are so hot
>A group of police ponies pours in as you are gawking at the gawkers
>"Little filly you are under arrest please dont resist. You have broken Equestrian law 56780 no naughty words."
>A voice pipes up, quivering and on the verge of tears
>"Sh-sh-she assaulted a worker too."
>Spinning around to face your accuser but not able to see who you yell
"Shut up nark I just tapped her on the head anyway nothing I did was a crime faggot, it's called free speech."
>To prove a point you blow a raspberry in her general direction and caller her a zigger as well
>At this point the stunned police have now wrestled you to the ground, apologising over and over for being rough and promising any booboos will be kissed at a later time
>Fuck dem cops, you start to struggle only to catch a soft rubber squeaky batten to the head"
"what the, did you just hit me?"
>One of the customers gasps at the use of such extreme force on a little filly as you're told to stop resisting and smacked again
>Another customer starts to scream
>"Stop stop she's just a little filly there's no need to hit her like that you're gonna make her cry!"
>The bigger ponies are able to subdue you and use magic to bind your hooves as you're taken away but not before you manage to bite an officer and call him a faggot, earning you another beating and a
>You try to scream that you know your rights and that you want a lawyer but all you do is drool on yourself as you're loaded up on a cart and taken to prison on some gay ass charges
>Looking back you do kinda regret bitting the cop but that dill weed had it
>You are deposited in a cell with a couple other young fillies and colts, some looking at you and others more focused on writing things into the table
>With a sigh you plop down in a corner and wait for Twilight, hopefully she can get you outta here
>"Hey there newbie, watchu in for?"
>A colt with a black slicked back mane and a leather jacket that is a little big in him approaches you, he's flanked by two other foals
>One is wearing a white t shirt with the sleeves rolled up and seems to be sucking on a candy cigarette
>The other while naked has an eye patch and seems to be mean mugging you
"Ah those guys booked me for swearing and "assault" but im innocent er well I did bite a guy and swore a lot but that really shouldn't be illegal this is all bullshit."
>All the little horses gasp and the lead foal in the jacket seems impressed and slightly startled
>"Dang filly, if you really did all that then you are hard core. Half of us are just in here for skipping class though my mane bro here is in for putting gum in the teachers hair."
>He gestures at the colt in the t shirt and he puffs his chest out a bit
>Rolling your eyes you look up at him
"So what are you in for then, slim?"
>"Well nothing as serious as you that's for sure, i just spray painted a wall with some curse words is all. I'd never hurt any pony."
>This was getting old fast, yawning you laid on your back and tried to get comfy as you waited for twi to come spring you from this cage though you got the feeling this was gonna be awhile
Anonymous
No.307553
>>307552
>green
It's very welcomed.
Thanks.
Anonymous
No.307572
>>307552
Such heinous crimes! Why, if I were witness to such horrid displays, I'd probably lose my shit watching it go down and then also get arrested for swearing.
Anonymous
No.307575
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>>307552
Oi! You got a loicense to be filly???
Anonymous
No.307661
>>307552
The filly has discovered the way of the criminal. This should be good.
Quick Sand is no joke so make sure to float.
Anonymous
No.307706
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>Be in pain and thirsty and a little horse
>ow
>A nice camping trip into the nearby mountains turned extremely hot stuck in real quick sand about to dehydrate and sunburn.
>You've gone through quite alot of water already trying to get help.
>Bad news Purple Horse forgot that one book she absolutely had to have.
>About the dangers of unnatural physics in Canterlot. Who knows when she'll get there and back.
>Luckily Purple Horse gave you a device to contact emergency services.
>Three problems.
>Bureaucrats, geography, word play, and horse puns.
>Horse puns aren't the problem here.
"I'm telling you I don't know!"
>"But you said you were where?"
"I have no idea. Look I'm stuck in quick sand and I need help."
>The voice has the audacity to sigh, the one where a period of elevator music would play if it could.
>It's been hours.
>"So, no, I don't know, which mountain any of those sound familiar?"
"No, what the hell are you talking about?"
>"Right no mountain."
"I'm on a mountain with quick sand."
>"That's no mountain."
"It is a mountain."
>"It is one of our great earth pony provinces. It is not a mountain."
>"You're on no mountain."
>Fucking damnit.
"You know where ponyville is?"
>"Yes, it's also near by."
"Whatever, so we pack our bags in Ponyville head to Canterlot, then fly out directly west. Near a green cabin."
>"Right, hanging up now."
>ffs
"I'm dying over here."
>"Yes we've covered that."
>This asshole.
"Passing that-"
>"but you said you were on no mountain. That makes no sense."
"I am on a mountain!"
>"No mountain."
"I- we go past a lake it has a river flowing through it."
>"It doesn't."
"I'm telling you it does!"
>"It doesn't have a river it is dry as a bone Cloudsdale has to ship extra storms there."
"Going past the fucking lake, to a clif face Princess Twilight Sparkle and I go south."
>"Fucking, young filly, is near Gadzooks. You're near useless."
>Just a bit longer.
"We go down the waterfall-"
>"Ocean."
"- waterfall and make camp by the river bed near some clay. That's quick sand-"
>"That specializes in manure, it's near that, Ponyville is seperated by Whitetail-woods. Took the train to Canterlot. Headed by it, but not so, and I don't know. By deduction you're on no mountain. Hanging up now, you've crossed beyond useless toward the cliffs. Down past no mountain's ocean and its still called useless and missed mommy and potty has you stuck. Is that right? At least confirm if you're near useless."
>no more
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
<*THUNK*
>"Anon?"
>Hunh It's Twilight.
>Throat hurts.
"Help."
>"I'll get help, and yes she's near useless!"
Succulent hay fries and hay fry accessories
Anonymous
No.307783
Beyond the Golden Arches -MeatCanyon
<Completely ripped off and not original: based on M...C...
<Give a listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tQJMQURAco
>Be Anonfilly having your fill of tendies.
>The hayburger joint Twilight frequents give you an extra trendie on the house sometimes.
>The mascot usefully does that, while that's only when there isn't a party or event it's really nice.
>All the staff keep it so clean and fresh.
>Even the ball pit is nice.
>Ponies amiright.
>The mascot is right there twirling her mane in her hoof.
>"You look cute when you eat those hayfries."
>It's mesmerizing.
"Y-you too."
>She has that trademark smile, sends tingles down your spine.
>"Join me in the ball pit? It's just right every ball is perfectly inflated."
>Well why not, although it's a bit hard getting over there.
>You steady yourself.
>"I don't bite, mu- are you okay there filly?"
"M-fine."
>"Good good, looks like you might need a tinkle."
>Well hunh when did the bathroom get so close.
>"It's really clean why don't I show you. Just a couple of drips."
>It is really clean, and I-
>I'm back at the table eat tendies.
>"They're good right? Just for you, a special little filly."
>You're outside?
>"Coloratura? Yeah I like her songs more now. It's more, refreshing."
>Theres Purple now.
>"Well I suppose everything is alright then, she was on her best behavior?"
>"Like our succulent hayppy meals."
>"Mmmm hayppy meal. I mean yes excellent. She'll be over there every time something comes up. I'll cover the costs."
>"That's great I'm sure we'll have a fun time together."
"Mhmmm fhun."
>"Aw look at her all tucked out."
>Her fur is really soft.
>"I wonder what she's dreaming about?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCT0NlzDtNs
Anonymous
No.307878
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Anonymous
No.307949
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Anonymous
No.308012
308014
Got any good Model Sheets for Anonfilly?

I'm making something you'll like, and they'd be useful.
Anonymous
No.308014
308071
>>308012
nevermind, I found some on-model art and did my best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP6EOY774lo
the animation isn't synched up right, she's supposed to bob her head side to side with the beat. I'll work on fixing that later.
Anonymous
No.308071
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>>308014
nice, good work fren
Anonymous
No.308076
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>>308071
Thank you! I'm not sure how her tail should look, this is the base model I'm working with
Anonymous
No.308084
>>308076
Cute filly.
She needs a shorter neck and a bit thicker thighs.
Anonymous
No.308145
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Anonymous
No.308191
308193 308267
Can somebody remake the /mlp/ filly thread? I'm banned and have no mobile data.
Anonymous
No.308193
>>308191
No.
Anonymous
No.308267
>>308191
It's been done
Anonymous
No.308324
308325
>Be twilight
>Currently you have a squirming filly in your lap and a brush in your magic
"Young lady if you dint stop struggling this instant Im l'm going to use this brush on your flank instead of your mane."
>"Do it faggot, no balls."
>With out hesitation you flip the brush around and swat the little green filly on her tush making her cry out and whimper as a redmark appears on her butt
"Am i going to spank you again or will you be a good filly and hold still for mommy?"
>"B-blow me homo, my mane is just fine I don't want brushies you can't make me."
>With out hesitation you strike fillies bottom once more, she cries out and whimpers, trying to get away but you hold her tighter and deliver another spank
"Little fillies shouldn't use such rude or foul language, little fillies should sit still for their mommies too. Be a good filly so mommy doesn't have to punish you okay?
>Filly whimpers, her flanks red and sore but no long struggling
"Are you a good little filly?"
>She nods and you smile, feeling her relax a little as you spray detangler in her mane and gently brush out the knots and tangles
"Such a lovely mane, you really should take better care of it young lady. We may have to give it a trim soon you're getting shaggy."
>You giggle and give the filly a reassuring nuzzle as she huffs a bit but her attitude changes as you tap the brush on her flanks once more
"None of that now or you'll lose cookie privileges too, I'm sure you don't want that right?
>Filly shakes her head and squeaks "N-no ma'am."
>finishing her mane you slide her lower body into your lap and begin to work the tangles out of her tail next, it's much worse and dirt has been collecting in the bushy thing, defiantly time for a trim
>working the last of the knots out you set filly in your lap and begin to french braid her hair, tying it up nice as and slow as you hum for her just like your mother did for you
>You stroke her cheek and gaze at the mirror in front of the two of you, hugging the little mare tight in your hooves as she blushes and looks down
"see that wasn't so hard was it? Now lets get you a cookie."
Anonymous
No.308325
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>>308324
>"Do it faggot, no balls."
>"B-blow me homo
Well, well, well, let's teach filly some respect.
Anonymous
No.308373
>"Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in her fancy Germane wagon."
"This wagon was made in Griffinstone!"
>"Well pardon us Ms. Rara sockies."
"I bought these socks from a hobo!"
>"Well ladeeda Ms. Park Avenue hooficure."
"I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming."
>"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothin' on the old Sparkle place! That's why your mommy abandoned it."
"Oh what do you know?"
>"Well, I know you're not naturally an earth pony, and probably don't have the latent magic."
"Oh, that's just superstition! You watch, I'll grow somethin' out there."
>"Not if you're plantin' gummy ursas."
"R-reee!"
Anonymous
No.308430
308438
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Pick a spoiler for your primary and once again for a secondary magically induced Anonfilly bullshit.
The other three will be related to archnemesises (or general dickery).
What it actually means for you to interpret however you want.
[1d5 = 5]
[1d5 = 2]
Optionally
Murphy mode: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Who's up for icecream?!
Anonymous
No.308438
308600
>>308430
>Plan is simple be blasted with elements of harmony, don't develop super magic cancer simple.
>Steps...
>Out in the open just in case. Riparoni giant tomato test fruit vegetable. The castle still has bits of squishy red chunks in places.
>Right by the hospital just incase your gallbladder falls out or something. Remember don't lick your lip if you feel something.
>Be blasted by magic. Hope chance, calculation and power of friendship works.
>???
>Profit!
>So why is everypony so loud?
<"Anon! Why can't I move? W-whoa."
<"Ah'm with yah Twi- is that us? It is."
"Urgh quiet down."
>"Anon! You're a...live?"
<"Would you look at the state of my mane absolutely horrendous."
<"How am I going to head to everyponies birthday party when I'm in here?"
"Yeah that's great would everyone just shut... quiet down for a minute."
>Your hand, now a hoof slides on your new face...
<"Eep."
>Eyes pop out of the skin
>silken fur lightly changing color
>then little hooves reach out
>covering the new eyes.
>What you see is adorable nightmare fuel Fluttershy.
>Crawling in your skin.
>You scream, we scream we all scream for eyes scream.
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>>308438
never participated in ur filly threads watsoever. i jsut broke mkultra throught their irc bots network.....by spamming shit they dont like. powerful magic words. and i have wrote exaclty all about it on my website here....mkultra.....was on mlp threads back on /b/ tho

https://shithole.neocities.org/Welcome!.html
Anonymous
No.308610
>>308600
Meds. Now.
Lone15
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Still alive, wrote some shitty green earlier. Would've posted it here first but I was mobilefagging and had to get out of bed a few minutes later.
>Be unifilly.
>Mom drags you away from your books to take a family photo.
>Can't get too excited about it because you're nervous as hell, you have to keep studying for the entrance exams.
>Immediately go back to your room and shut and lock the door.
>Your youngest mobile sister comes by and asks if you want to play, and you rather rudely tell her no through the door.
>She sounds sad, but trots off to play with the earth pony filly.
>Magic crackles in the dark as you practice advanced spells.
>...
>You got in, and are afforded a momentary period to relax from studying.
>You decide to spend the three days you have to get ready mostly holed up in your room reading a good book.
>You aren't bothered, everypony assumes you're packing.
>...
>You graduated with honors, and were able to get a job designing higher-grade steel for the railways.
>It's all new and exciting for you, never before in your life have you had a job that means anything.
>Your mother comes to visit you at the station out to the remote camp you'll be living at and the two of you hug tightly.
>Maybe they'll let you come home next summer.
>...
>Every time you brush your mane you're pulling out sizable clumps.
>...
>You're crying, held gently but firmly to the hospital bed with straps.
>Luckily you didn't kill anypony, but your asshole supervisor should be in this hospital too with a sizable hole in his leg.
>You...
>Were you never meant to be an important pony?
>...
>You're back in your old room now, looking at the faded green stars on the ceiling.
>Your oldest sister has already moved out and the pegasus is studying for her entrance exams...
>So many wasted years.
>Nopony will touch you after what you did... and you weren't even lucid during it.
>You look over at the bottle of pills on your bedside table, and then back up at the ceiling.
>It's too late for you, but it isn't too late for the pega.
>You move slowly through the hall, your mess of a mane bouncing awkwardly around.
>Your mother has forced you to take daily baths, but you couldn't be bothered to brush your mane.
>You knock on her door.
>"Go away, mom."
"Fertile Wind."
>"S-sis?"
>You hear hooves padding softly on the carpet as she goes over to the doir and unlocks it.
>You're still wearing the hospital gown because you've been craving the extra warmth, and you look every inch a broken pony.
>"Oh... god..."
>Without a word she lays you down on her bed and tells you to wait while she retrieves your hairbrush.
>You give a small noise of indication and wait.
>Your eyes well up with tears as you feel her carefully work out every tangle.
>All this time without seeing her and she still cares about you this much...
>You don't deserve her.
"I..."
>Your voice is wobbly as you continue.
"Please, don't forget to enjoy this."
>"I already am."
"N-no, this... being a filly."
>She looks into your eyes, overflowing with big bulbous tears.
"Please..."
>She pushes you over onto your side with little resistance and wraps you tightly in a hug.
>"Where did it all go so wrong, big sis?"
"When I tried to be a mare I wasn't ready to be."
>"There's still hope."
"I... think I'd rather be a filly."
>She brushes your long, thick mane out of your eyes.
>"I need to keep studying, but you can stay right here as long as you're quiet."
>You sit there in shock as she breaks the hug, leaving you on the bed.
>You can only whisper out a small 'no...' before the sedatives kick in and you're out like a light.
~Fin
Anonymous
No.308626
Anyone got that, back by unpopular demand, meme? I need it for reasons.
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>>308611
Nice to see that you're still around, man! Good short, I wonder what it is that Fertile Wind did to mess things up that badly?
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Happiness is a warm filly.
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>>308611
Happy to see you back as well. Don't see too many stories of Anonfilly once she starts her own family and seeing it fall apart like this. Would be interesting to see what Anonmare and Twilight react to all this.
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>>308707
>nom
Anonymous
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>>308678
Thank you. Might be best to leave it somewhat ambiguous, but I did have something in mind when I was writing it.
Anonymous
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>>308690
Sorry, your post only just loaded. Been having some issues with my internet. I suppose I could write that some time soon.
Anonymous
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>>308707
>>308711
>why are we here? Just to suffer?
>>308674
>>308675
Those are good fillies.
>>308611
Wew. That filly needs intensive filly care.
Lone15
No.308777
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Hope you all enjoy, might see this through more but it's too soon to tell. I've desperately missed writing here.
>>308690
>>308611
>"You did your best, you've got to believe that."
>Twilight's embrace feels just as good as it did when you were young as you sob into her chest.
>There's a look of intense sadness on her face as she gently strokes your back with the soft underside of her hoof.
"Where did it all go wrong? Did I push her too hard? Was she not ready?"
>"No, I... I think she pushed herself too hard. I wish I could've been there more often, given her the support she needed. How is Fertile Wind?"
"She's studying just as hard as Evergreen did... I'm worried, mom."
>Twilight lets out a long and quiet sigh.
>"Maybe there's some element of your species still at play. She had the talent. She had the work ethic-"
"Has..."
>"...Has. Could there be some element of unlucky magic that's been brought over from your world?"
"You know we don't have any magic."
>"You say you don't, but in reality it just isn't immediately accessible to you."
>You chuckle mournfully.
"You say that, but with all due respect, how would you know? I came to this place because I wanted to escape from the horror of the mundane. The terror of the grind. The endless machine that humans are fitted into until they wear down to breaking and are tossed out."
>"And you expected it to be that easy?"
"It wasn't! All of my family, all of my friends, gone. A one-way trip for one, and a suitcase with a half-completed apparatus that might have been able to bring along more."
>"And it did."
"And it did and now I'm... just as miserable. I was there for every step of their little lives, from the day they stopped calling me a fucking faggot tranny, then the first time they climbed into my bed at night when there was a storm raging outside..."
>"It's nice, isn't it?"
"It is, but now I fear for Fern as well. Can I steer her path? Is this some sort of curse?"
>"Surely there's someth-"
>The door opens and Evergreen stumbles in, bags under her eyes and a mug of coffee levitated unsteadily in her once unwavering magical grip.
>She's still wearing the gown, you'd tell her to take it off but clothes don't get too dirty naturally in Equestria.
>You break away from Twilight's hug and give her a tight squeeze.
>A bit of searing hot coffee spills on your back, but you don't even care.
>"I-I was just gonna ask if you wanted help with the dishes..."
"Do you want to see a movie later tonight, sweetie? My treat."
>"S-sure, but we don't own an... oh."
"Are you afraid of going out in public?"
>"Ponies will stare..."
>"And with good reason, you're a very pretty mare."
>"H-hello grandma Sparkle."
>Evergreen looks like she wants to dart back into her room, and you'll let her for now.
>You give her a peck on the cheek and turn your attention to Twilight again.
"Can you talk to Cheerilee about a teaching apprenticeship? She's getting up in the years."
>Twilight huffs.
>"I'm only a year younger than her, you know."
"You're an alicorn though. I figured you wouldn't take offense to it."
>"There's more to the passing of time than one's own aging."
"Please, mom. See if you can get her the job."
>"Fine, but I expect to see you at my book club meeting next month."
>You smile and give her a quick hug, popcorn preparation foremost on your mind at the moment.
>Evergreen loves caramel corn, and they don't sell it in Ponyville.
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>>308777
Hope to read more.
Even more importantly glad to have you here lone.
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Do not leave things unattended around filly
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>>309280
I don't care if he's been put in the body of a miniature miniature horse, Anonymous should know not to fuck with the demon core
Anonymous
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>>309288
Seb?
Lone15
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>>308778
Holy fucking shit how has it been over a week? Thanks though Anon. I'll try to find the time to write more soon, got a summer job and have been pretty busy.
Anonymous
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>>309298
It hasn't been tha-
...
Time is really slipping around.
Hopefully the job is going good friend, and more importantly that you're doing well.
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>>309298
>I'll try to find the time to write more soon
Looking forward to it poner.
Placeholder, the Returned """King"""
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After a while of not knowing what the hell to do and then knowing what the hell to do but having finals to work through, I finally come to you all with Content™! Anyway, another installment of "It's the Little Things" is coming up, and it's coming at the rate that I can copy/paste text out of a notepad file!

>Be Anon
>Resident faggot turned small horse turned parasite
>You're on your way home from school, thinking about what's supposed to happen at work today
>Rumors have been going around that you're getting a raise, and you're betting it's happening today
>If not, then whatever
>You're not making money to sustain yourself, you're making money for shits and giggles
>Verdant Strain is purely a means to an end
>Well, until it gets to the time when you're supposed to look like her forever
>Then Verdant Strain just becomes Anonymous
>Anyway, you get home and start fucking around like you normally do nowadays
>If nobody comes knocking, then you just get a book and wait until you need to go to work
>Around the time you leave, the resident parasite turned pony shows up
Howdy, how was your day?
>H̸̟̚o̶̬͠r̵̡̉r̶̞̂i̷͓̒d̶̘̔.̸̙̽
The usual kind of horrid, or a new kind?
>A̷̩̅ ̸͉̀n̴͕͊ē̴͚w̴̫̒ ̶͇͗k̸̬̀i̴̬͌n̷̼̅d̸̤̕,̶̺̇ ̶̮̆i̵̲͛f̶̢̉ ̷̺́ȳ̷̩o̴̖͝u̴͕͛ ̷̞̈́c̶͇̄ã̵͍n̸̳̊ ̷̛̞b̴̧̛e̸̜͂l̶̡̏i̷̡͂e̵͜͝v̷̡͘ẻ̵͙ ̸̗̌i̵̱͌ṯ̷̛.̸͖̈́ ̸̨͘G̸̦̾e̶͈͂t̷̢͘ ̶͍̇t̵́ͅȟ̸̨ỉ̵͕s̶̝̍,̸̪̍ ̷͙̍t̴̛̮h̴͔̚ë̸̞́ ̵̀͜p̵̜̄u̸͓͐r̵͙̐p̸̧͠l̸͓̿e̴͇͐ ̸͕̍ö̴̳́n̶͚̓e̴̺͊ ̷͈̍h̵̳͐a̵̢͆š̷̰ ̶̥̋ḏ̴͛e̷̠̓c̶̰̆i̴̙̓d̵̬̽e̶̻͋d̸̮͊ ̷̥͠t̶̗̍o̷̙̓ ̴͔͆b̵͔͛r̶̺̓ï̸̭ṋ̷̃g̸̛̯ ̴͇̓h̸̙̾ê̷͍r̸͈͊ ̸̹͘o̷̻͂v̷̧͒e̷̻̾r̴̼͗l̷̪̉ó̶͔ř̸̢d̵͍̕ ̴͕̀i̵̻̓n̴̘͛t̵̙͋ǫ̷̑ ̴͓̔t̶͇̿h̷̬͊ï̶̗s̶͚̄ ̴͎̈n̸̢̈́ȍ̴̪w̵̞̆!̶̟͘
Celestia's coming to see you?
>N̴̖̑o̶̝̕t̵̹̾ ̸̙͌ň̴͕o̸̗͠w̷̦̔,̶̮̐ ̶͙͘s̸̖̿o̷͙͋m̸͇͆ę̶̾t̸̺̎h̷̭̀î̴̪n̸̬͐g̵̦̓ ̶̟̕t̴̟̀ö̷͕́ ̸̮̎d̵̳̑o̷̫̍ ̵̪̿w̶̛̲i̸͖̋ț̵͛h̶̹͠ ̷̦̃t̴̜͠h̸̛̫e̴̹͊ ̸͈̃w̸̡͠i̷͚̓n̶̠̎ṭ̴͋ḛ̸̏r̷̹̾ ̴̩͌s̵̤̄o̶͓̽l̴̻͋s̶͍̏t̶͖͌i̸͚̽c̶̢͒ḙ̸̊ ̷͉͊ò̴̮ȑ̴͔ ̶̪͠w̷͖̄h̷͔͝a̵͍͛t̷̨͝ḛ̴͌ṽ̵͕e̵̹͆r̴͕̉ ̸́͜c̷̠̎ë̴̡l̵͙͋ḙ̶̑b̶͖̀r̸̗͝a̴̦͆t̴̗͂ī̶͖o̷͕͠n̸̛̲ ̸̞̃y̶͍̆ö̵̡́ų̴͝ ̸͖͗h̶͉̐ä̵̪́v̶͖̑e̴͍͝ ̵̥̒f̶͎̆ő̵͖r̶̝̎ ̵͎̌í̷̤t̵̜͒.̴̤͑
>Oh yeah, Hearth's Warming is coming up
>Good thing Astra doesn't expect a gift!
You still have a month, you're fine
>Í̵̭m̴̡̉à̵̠g̸̛̼i̸̞̚ñ̴͎e̵̾ͅ ̸̤͗s̶̬̓o̶̰̓m̶͙̑e̶͙͝o̶̥̒ń̵͔e̴͚͛ ̵̯̍t̵͚̆o̴̡̕l̶̲̀d̷̙͊ ̸̣̓y̶̪̽ǒ̵͙u̵͉̿ ̶̣̊t̶̘͠ḩ̵̎ǎ̷̙t̵͑͜ ̵̼̄ỵ̶͒ŏ̷͔ũ̸͓ ̵̛̫o̶̥͂n̷̍͜ḽ̷̑ȳ̴̻ ̶̖͋h̴͇̍ạ̴̅v̵̩́e̸͍͆ ̴̹͌a̸̗̾ ̷͖̚m̸͜͠ǐ̷̘n̸͓̆u̸̫͊ṫ̷̜e̴̯͘ ̷̛̲û̴̼n̶̢̅t̷̮̚į̸͆l̸̩̕ ̴̮͊y̴̝̾ơ̴̻u̵̖̓ ̴̙̃f̴̩̂å̵ͅć̶̞ȅ̴̫ ̴͚̈a̷̛̮n̸̺̑ñ̷̳i̸̧͘h̵̗̒ĩ̷̺l̷͉̑ã̷̬t̷̟̀i̷͓̇o̶͈̎n̷̬̈.̷͇͆
She's not gonna kill you, you've come too far for that to happen!
>Y̶̲͐e̴̻̽t̶͖͒ ̶̻̽w̴̖̑e̶͉̒ ̸͇̄h̷̰́a̴̩͐v̵͉̅e̷͇͆n̷̥͌'̷̡͐t̵͖́ ̸̠̽m̴̥̓a̴͖̽n̵̨̉å̴͔g̸͎̏e̵̛͉d̸̬̈́ ̷̍ͅẗ̷̺́ò̵͚ ̶͎̏d̵͉̊i̵͝ͅs̵͇̅p̴̞͂ŏ̸͕s̷̹̀e̸̞̋ ̸̭͛o̴̧͝f̶̩̎ ̵̫͗t̶̟̓h̵̹͆e̴̹͋ ̸̱̈́p̴̳̕ȕ̶̢r̵̥̈p̷͇̀l̵͙͆e̶̛̪ ̶͎̽ö̷̻́ń̸̮ȩ̶̄!̷͓͛ ̸̬̎H̵̳̏ò̸̮ẅ̶͚́ ̶̺̄a̸͍̕r̴̨͛ḙ̴̎ ̵͈͝ẅ̷̦́e̴͚͛ ̷̙͑s̷̛̻ū̴̼p̸̝͌p̸̣̏ǒ̸̗s̴̺͋e̵̱̎d̶̬́ ̸͉̕t̷͈͝ó̸̳ ̵̦̃f̵̮̀e̷̥̍ĭ̸͈g̴͎̎ṇ̵̍ ̵̨̂s̴̭͠ủ̴̻c̵̩̔c̷͉͑e̸̞͠s̴̲͝š̶̨ ̶̬̋a̴͙͋n̵͎̏d̷̠̑ ̵̱͝s̶̖͝u̵͍̽ṛ̸̀v̸̝̄i̷̙̕v̴̜̕é̴͖ ̶̫̈u̸̙̍n̴̤͛l̸͔͠e̴̤͋s̴͚̕s̴̥̚ ̶̦͆w̷̠͠e̴̫͐ ̶̤͝c̷͔̓ỏ̴͕ņ̴̌t̷̖̉r̵̀͜o̸̧͘l̴͓̑ ̶̡͂t̷̤͋ḧ̷̻́e̷͈͗ ̸̹̏m̴̫͗e̷͓̊ḁ̸̂ṇ̷̌s̴̖̕ ̷̰́ô̷̮f̸̢̏ ̷͈̈́o̶̘͂u̸̲̇r̴̮̽ ̸͍̈s̷̡̓u̶͍͑r̴̪̍v̸̜͑i̶͔̇v̴̙͋ą̸̄l̵͔̽?̵̯͗
One, you're not killing Twilight because that's the wrong thing to do. Two, you're not killing Twilight because doing so would definitely get Celestia to kill you. Three, you're not killing Twilight because she knows everything there is to know about you and she has a very good habit of preparing for literally every eventuality. Four, that's not what I meant by you coming too far.
>You feel a slight ping of confusion from Astra's general direction, followed by a long silence
>After the silence concludes, it does so through an echoing screech that you're pretty sure Pinkie could've "heard"
>T̷̘͑ö̶͙́ ̴̘͑t̶͙́ẖ̶͐ì̶͈n̵̖͛k̵͉̂,̷͓͝ ̸͈̈́a̵̤̕l̵̪̉l̶̻͐ ̷͚̈́ț̴̒h̵͖́ï̶̳s̴̱̽ ̶͙̀ţ̷͆i̴̇ͅm̶̛̙e̶̡͑ ̸̙̈W̵̓ͅẺ̸̮ ̵̇͜h̴͓͑a̵͙͊v̶̾ͅe̶͆͜ ̸̙̓b̵̡̅e̴͙̓é̸͙n̶̗̋ ̸̢̋ť̶͚h̸̛̙e̶̪̅ ̸̓ͅo̷̧̕n̵̗̾ȩ̶̈́ ̴̝̇p̶̰̽l̸͎̃a̵̛ͅy̵͖̾ẹ̶͆d̴͇̓ ̸̻͐f̷̹̃o̸͙͐r̶̲̆ ̵͔̎f̴̩͒o̶͎̔o̵̪͘ľ̷̢s̶̽ͅ!̸͌ͅ ̴̯̈T̷̮̏h̷̭͐e̷̫͝ ̵̦̀Ỉ̷͔N̶̺͋S̸͍͆O̷͈͛L̴̤̈́E̵̢̊N̴͔͒C̴̤̊E̶̚ͅ!̵̠́ ̸̹̈́D̴̞͐Ò̸̼ ̸̙̀T̷͍̂H̷͔̒Ȩ̴͛Ỷ̷̩ ̶̼͠N̵̜̕Ó̸͉T̸̺̄ ̶̜̓K̶̠̇N̶̡̛Ō̶̹Ẃ̶̥ ̶͓̐W̷̬̑H̴͇͘Ő̴͕ ̵͎͒W̶͈̿E̸͎͆ ̶̦̇A̷̭̿Ṟ̸̚Ȅ̸̝!̸͓͒?̶̣̑
That's the thing, Twilight knows exactly who you are and that's exactly why she's managed to do this.
>Another screech is telegraphed into your mind, followed by a wave of resignation
>Knowing better than to get in the way of Astra's tantrums, you instead opt to check the time
Placeholder, the Returned """King"""
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>>309324

>Oh, shit, you need to leave!
I'm just gonna let you sort through the rest of this yourself, feel free to call me if you need me though. I'm off to work!
>You run out the door mid-transformation as Astra dejectedly lifts a tendril to wave you off
>Thanks to your infinite stamina, you manage to make it to the train station with a minute to spare!
>Alright, punch in, and get to work!
>Right on time in multiple ways, it seems, as another train rolls into the station right as you take your place
>You and your team crack open the cargo hold of the car before you, breaking it up into sections for you all to handle
>In particular, you get stuck with the heaviest looking section (as usual, by now)
>Oh well, you've never been bested by cargo yet!
>And by that you mean that you haven't had to ask for help, cargo has definitely bested you at times
>Particularly an unexpectedly heavy bag that you chipped a tooth trying to lift up
>Good thing tooth chips are small and don't draw much attention when they suddenly "gget cleaned up" or "get fixed at the dentist's"
>Either way, you're not letting yourself get beaten by boxes and bags and you're intent on keeping it that way!
>Oh good, this flashback has lasted long enough for you to clear out your part
>Now we just wait for the next load to show up!
>And while you sit and watch the clock, one of your coworkers walks up to you
>A cream mare by the name of Fork Lift, somepony you've become loose friends with
>"So, Verde, how are you tonight?"
"Oh you know, same stuff different day. You?"
>"Not much. Wanna know something kind of interesting that I saw today?"
"Do tell!"
>"Well, I was going out to run some errands this afternoon and I thought I saw you on the way, but it was just some filly. The odd thing about her though was that she was the spitting image of you!"
>Well, this was bound to happen at some point
>Luckily, you've thought about this for ages with your infinite wakefulness and steadily growing paranoia regarding your condition!
>Unfortunately, your growing desire to test your abilities has lead you to a solution that may backfire horribly
>Who are you to shy away from a challenge, though?
"Yeah, I have a little sister."
>"Really? That seems like something that would come up more often, if you ask me."
"Yeah, but she's really good at staying under the radar and when she can't, I'm not the kind of pony to air out her dirty laundry in public."
>"Wow, I wish you had been my sister. Mine wouldn't hesitate to say anything and everything about my screwups back when I still lived with them, but that's a story for another day."
"Agreed. On an unrelated note, I think that's the load coming over."
>You gesture towards an incoming trolley full of luggage
>"Yeah, we should probably get to that. Pick this up again later?"
"Sure."
>Now with a purpose again, both you and Fork Lift get back to your jobs
>And that's how the shift for tonight goes
>Load something, chat for a while, unload something, chat some more, and so on
>Finally, your shift closes off about an hour before the sun rises
>Punch out, and go home
>You would feel exhausted were you a normal pony, but again, infinite stamina
>Once you finish your leisurely stroll home, you find Astra not having moved from its usual perch of choice
Placeholder, the Returned """King"""
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>>309325

>A̴̧̓n̸͙̋d̷̞̋ ̶̎͜h̴̟́o̸̧͝w̴̭͗ ̸͍̈w̵̖̒a̴͎̓s̴̻͑ ̵̣̋ý̶̮o̵̘͊u̷̟͒ȓ̵͚ ̸̤̄ń̸̥i̵͒͜g̵̰̚h̸͎͋t̴͐ͅ ̵̞̔o̸̮̒f̴͕͋ ̶̲̿p̷̜͗u̴̦͋s̵̹̑h̴̞̓ḯ̷̘n̷͇̍g̴̢͊ ̸̉͜b̶̨̕ȏ̶͔x̴̙̀e̶̦͘s̵̬͒?̸̖̾
Not bad, glad to see that you've gotten over your feelings from earlier.
>You get no response besides a dejected grumble
>You'll take that as a 'no'
By the way, I suppose I should tell you that I made some plans with a work friend for next week and she thinks that I have a sister-
>Ẃ̵̯e̶̪̓ ̵̣̐a̷̭̽r̶͈̍e̶͓̋ṅ̷͖'̶͖̒t̸̨̎ ̴̙̊c̷̬̐ọ̷̄v̴̹̈́ē̸̥r̶̜͆ĩ̵͖n̴̬͑g̸̪͋ ̴̤̌f̶̪̎o̴̯͆r̶̪͊ ̴̱̌y̵͈̆o̷̦͆ú̵̩r̶̗̍ ̷̻͌m̸͖̓i̵̮͊s̷̭͝ẗ̶̲a̶̟͠k̶͈͝è̵̢.̸̰̂
-not that I expected you to. Anyway, just letting you know so you don't blow my cover.
>A̴̛͕n̴͚͌d̴͓̎ ̷̗̐h̴͉̉o̷̻͠ẃ̵̬ ̷̣̉ḑ̴̆ȍ̷̯ ̶̦͘y̴͍̌o̵͆͜u̸͈̚ ̶͎̑ë̷̫́x̸̲̏p̸͜͝ẹ̸̏c̷̝͘t̵̯̅ ̷̦̈́t̷͔̐ǫ̸̾ ̴̜͒h̶͉͑o̴̻̅l̴̡͛ḓ̷͗ ̴͖̎t̵̻̕h̵̯͝i̴̛͍s̶̺̊ ̸̥̓l̶̬̐i̶̢̾e̶̡̍ ̸͈̀t̵͇͑o̴̘͑g̷͙̿e̸̦͋ț̷̈h̴̙̓e̴̢̔r̵̥͝?̵͉̊
Simple. I use a power that I know I have thanks to you to create a duplicate of myself to play the part!
>You see the amorphous form on the couch begin to congeal together into two separate blobs, both of them solidifying into a pony form
>Astra's now two bodies slip off the couch together and walk to either side of you, staring you down intently as they move in perfect synchronization
>"Looking to master more of your body, are you?" the right body purrs
>"But we're not sure if you can handle it yet." the left chides in response
>"You haven't learned to think as we have, the sum total of billions of minds in one or more bodies." the right elaborates
>"And yet... You have managed to get this far through our guidance." the left debates
>Both Astras begin to circle you deliberately, looking you up and down as they move and seemingly daring you to move yourself
>After a few more tense moments, both bodies slide together and reshape themselves back into one Astra
>"We will help you to learn this as best you can, but we will not guarantee you success. It is... Rare for a condition like yours to arise, and rarer still that one such as you gets full mastery of their form without doing what's necessary to make these attributes work for them. However, this world has so far spat in the face of everything we thought we knew, so you very well may be able to."
"So you'll help me?"
>"Yes. If, of course, you help me survive this 'Celestia' being and its visit to us."
"Like I said before, you'll be fine!"
>"Yet the purple one explicitly told me that 'Celestia' would be looking for any excuse possible to remove me from existence."
>You remember back to Astra's news of Twilight's letter those months ago
>There could be a small problem, now that you think on it
"I'm not helping you kill or assimilate anyone."
>"And we have yet to develop a plan that will allow that to happen. All we ask for right now is survival."
>You take a deep breath and let it back out in a sigh
"Fine. You have a deal."
Placeholder, the Returned """King"""
No.309327
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>>309326
And that's all I have written for now. Hope it lives up to whatever your expectations are or surpasses them, but I'll just be happy knowing that you all know I haven't abandoned you. As always, feedback is much appreciated and have a nice day!

>>309289
no, I'm not seb. Equally retarded, but (hopefully) much more self aware.
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>>309324
>>309325
>>309326
The pacing is nice. The text glows nicely. Take these (you)s but don't eat them all at once!
Anonymous
No.309356
>>309327
Really happy to see you back and writing. Got a problem where I like Thing pony stories but always feel bad when she's assimilating ponies but you got a clever twist on it. I recall a green with the same general scenario of Anon being assimilated and turned into Anonfilly Thing but even with the important ponies knowing about Anon and Astra got a delicate balance of needing to keep this a seceret from the general population and keeping Astra in check.

Excited to see the hyjinks Anon gets up to if she can master the duplication. Should be a source of much hyjinks. Plus with Celestia coming it'll be a good chance for comedy and/or drama.
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No.309358
>You're Anonymous the Ex-Filly on a job for Twilight Sparkle, Sparkle Extraordinaire.
>The land is practically all crystal and not a living thing around.
"What do I do with these wires?"
>"Just move the wires, over there wire mover."
"Sure thing. Jackass."
>It's been a few dozen years after season whatever the fuck, but that's not the problem.
>"Well asshole we're about to open the gate to an alternate time line that has fewer faggots milling about."
>The pocket taser being one of the few things that keep the damned beings at bay gives a whine and whirr.
"Good thing too, Zeus-Lite caught the aids."
>Wires coiled, the guts of dead crystal things arranged in a psychopathic display of dominance.
>Twilight does frown at my comment in a rare display of genuine emotion.
"Kinda like your b— pussy."
>She settles back to her mask, it'll keep them off our track a little longer.
>"That's what you get for dicking with it."
>In a clap of cheeks and thunder the portal opens.
>Hopefuly this time you'll teach yourself the secret to finding the Cli-Torus earlier.
>You hug Twilight for the last time, as the only proof of this time being herself and your letters.
>She breaks first throwing herself through the portal.
>You follow suit, the magical filly body and temporal worm hole get along like a house on fire.
>A 70 Giga-Hoof radius is gone into seemingly nothing.
>Twilight catches what remains of you.
>The most important bits.
>Luckily as planned.
>The perfect name for this shitshow comes as an idle thought.
>Ghost Stories: Mare Bits edition.
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>>309324
>>309325
>>309326
This is the most refreshing green in a looooooooong time.
Thanks.
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Lone15
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>>309324
>>309325
>>309326
Fucking love the whole splitting bit.
>>309327
All looks good for this one, glad to have you back. Thanks for continuing this after all this time, brings a smile to my face.
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Just a reminder that I am your god now. Worship me.
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>>309377
>the power surge
Taken and checked.
Lone15
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>Be Fertile Wind.
>You've been studying for hours, but you can't take a break now.
>Even though you aren't really able to cram any more information into your head at this point, the exam is in just a few days.
>A knock comes at the door.
"Go away, mom."
>"I-I have something for you."
>It's Evergreen again.
>Better see what she wants, it's only polite.
>You open the door a crack and look at her, dried tears on her face.
>"M-mom wants to take us to the movies."
"I'm busy."
>She sounds like she's about to cry again as she reaches a hoof through the cracked door.
>You push it back.
>She smiles and wraps her hoof around yours with a bit of finesse.
>"N-now you're gonna get pregnant, faggot."
>Faggot.
>You...
>Your mom doesn't want you to say it around the youngest one in case she's not like the rest of you (fat fucking chance) so you haven't heard it in quite a while.
>All of the time you spent online comes flooding back to you.
>Your robust folder of reaction images.
>Your slick top of the line gaming PC that you mostly just used for Mongolian Basketweaving discussion.
>And what was it all for?
>Faggot...
>It was all for fun, right?
>You wouldn't have kept going back day after day if it weren't fun, right?
>You feel a tear slide down your muzzle.
"Y-yeah, let's see the movie as long as it isn't some gay shit."
>Her grin is practically ear to ear despite her sorry appearance.
>"S-she's mom, do you think she'd pick gay shit?"
"Good point."
~Fin
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>>309327
>>309421
Whatever this feel inside is... it's very nice.
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>>309421
Thanks poner.
Now I can go to sleep.
Anonymous
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Someone huck me an invite to the discord server :(
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>5 day suspension from ponytown for harassment
I will be back.
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>>309492
Yo zigga, I got b&. I'm not sure it is even there anymore. Discord is gay n e way, but I think I got rekt for being a part of the Aryanne server or something.
Anonymous
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>>309573
Nah I haven't been banned, those cunts from discord just disabled my account for "glorifying or promoting physical or sexual violence." This wont stop me, however, I have already created a new account and am in all the servers I was in before except for the anonfilly and related servers. I know they browse this place occasionally.

>Discord is gay n e way
I know but I can't stop shitposting
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are you going to bother posting content to the anonfilly thread or are you just going to be a bunch of discord tranny faggots
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>>309618
Are you?
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>In the icecream joint a gaggle of fillies walk in toward a red booth only thing missing is a jukebox.
>The Cutie Mark crusaders, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, and you Anonfilly.
>Commonly known as that one fag who forgot how to walk every so often. Well the murmurs were pretty hush hush, so it might be something else.
>A whisper a change of bits and everyone, except Apple Bloom is seated.
>She's chatting up the proprieter.
>Not long the treats arrive courtesy of Apple Bloom, Diamond Tiara paying for yours this time.
>Not having bits and being in a legal grey zone does have some down sides.
>The milkshake that Diamond Tiara gave is exactly what you needed after today.
>At least these ponies care. They're your friends after everything is said and done.
>Tastes like vanilla, looks like neon strawberry.
>"Well Anon, after crusading we still don't know what your cutie mark means."
"You tried."
>Word smithing has failed frowning fillies increases.
>They have you facing them in the circular booth.
"Hey this vanilla is pretty good."
>Their frown deepens more.
>This is maybe some of the best ice cream you've ever had.
>"Disapearing pretty fast, I'll get another."
>Your cheeks heat up, but this time for some reason you can't deny that would be nice.
>They smile just a little.
>Three more shakes in, and everything is a little better. A little bit brighter neon ice cream.
>Starting to match the red booths you all sit at.
>Even the fillies are smiling.
>Your smile mirrors them.
>They take your hoof, how lewd.
>"Hey Anon, could you do me a favor and rub my filly bits?"
>A̸n̵y̸t̷h̵i̷n̸g̸ ̵f̸o̵r̶ ̷t̴h̶e̸m̸.
>Your hoof moves gently to Apple Bloom.
>Soft and supple.
>"Told ya'll it'll work."
>"Wow."
>"So she'll do anything?"
>"MNF, nah~ it's more like oohh! Like bypassing all barriers, passing along your intent, and m-making it a priority. So mnn-mostly anything."
>Wet with pleasure.
>"Twilight was right having Anon do things for us will be awesome."
>"O-ohkay Anon stop rubbing me."
>Your hoof is rather cool in the ice cream shop with it being all wet.
>But it would be rude to just wipe it off...
>Then again she did make quite the mess.
>Whatever not your problem.
>"So what now? We already hazed her into membership."
>You nod your head. Nothing wrong with them doing that.
>Why... if it wasn't them you'd probably be furious. Maybe not, sort of hard to tell at the moment.
>"Now? Having Anon be a bit more pony-like and loosen up. Look at this virgin pristine pussy and ponut."
>"Yeah, and have to make sure Anon still is... Anon. Or else what's the whole point besides the ummm side benefits."
>You do like being Anon.
>"Oh! I can just tell this is going to be a friendship cause worthy of the princess of Friendship herself."
Anonymous
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>>310110
More?
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>>310110
Ooops, I just saw your green.
>>310142 is right, keep going poner.
Anonymous
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>>310110
b u e n o
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>Be anonymous
>You're the only Anon that made it to Equestria as a man
>All of the others were turned into fillies as they arrived, either through sheer force of will or bad luck you remained
>At first you wished you were the filly as well but slowly they started to regress
>According to Twilight their memories were slowly being erased by their new body and brain, the longer they were exposed to the chemicals of a new form and magic the worse it would get
>The weaker willed lost major memories of the old world in months while the stronger ones focused more on preserving their minds
>It was rather sad to watch but you've tried your best just to make the fillies that have regressed comfy and happy
>Without parents there was no one to raise them but Twilight and yourself
>The ones that lost everything were put up for adoption in the hopes of living normal lives if they wanted that over living with the fillies in Twilights house
>part of the library in Twilight's tree house was made into a sleeping area for the dozens of small green fillies
>Not wanting to take up more space than you had to your bed was a pull out couch in the living room
>Honestly it was the nicest couch you had slept on in your life, horses have a much nicer standard for what's comfy
>Caring for all the stranded fillies was tough at times but it felt wrong to ditch your fellow bros turned tiny green filly
>Working as a pair both Twilight and yourself would take care of them, today was your day to take some of the fillies who did their home work to the park
>Keeping them in line was rather difficult, you thought about using a leash but it just made you think of the people who put their kids on leashes so you elected to just be a better pseudo dad and keep them in line with discipline
>It was also nice to have some of the more aware fillies there to keep the simpler minded ones from wandering off
>You chuckle to yourself as the image of you as a sheep herder pops into your mind
>Guiding your "flock" through the streets with a switch ready to tap the "sheep" that try to stray away
>As you walk the fillies all talk amongst themselves about what they are gonna do at the park
>Whos gonna get what place on the swings or who gets to be pushed on them
>One filly brags about how she can swing the highest out of all of them
>Another calls bullshit and you swat her for the rude language
>The whole thing is rather comical and while the other fillies giggle you can see some of the townsponies watching, you just tilt your straw hat and wave
>It was tempting to have some overalls made so you could get more in character but you didn't wanna be too much of a stereotype as you shepherded your flock around town
>You attention is grabbed by a little unicorn filly tugging at your pant leg, she wants upsies and stands on her rear hooves
>With a smile you scoop her up and cradle her in your arms, gently tickling her soft green belly and making her squirm
>You chuckle to yourself as the image of you as a sheep herder pops into your mind
>Guiding your "flock" through the streets with a switch ready to tap the "sheep" that try to stray away
>As you walk the fillies all talk amongst themselves about what they are gonna do at the park
>Whos gonna get what place on the swings or who gets to be pushed on them
>One filly brags about how she can swing the highest out of all of them
>Another calls bullshit and you swat her for the rude language
>The whole thing is rather comical and while the other fillies giggle you can see some of the townsponies watching, you just tilt your straw hat and wave
>It was tempting to have some overalls made so you could get more in character but you didn't wanna be too much of a stereotype as you shepherded your flock around town
>You attention is grabbed by a little unicorn filly tugging at your pant leg, she wants upsies and stands on her rear hooves
>With a smile you scoop her up and craddle her in your arms, gently tickling her soft green belly and making her squirm
>It felt weird to baby them knowing that they used to be dudes but when a tiny green filly begs to be held it's hard to deny them
>This one was probably your favorite of the bunch, rather small even for a filly and the only unicorn of the group
>She was the first to lose her memories of the old world but unlike the others she didn't want to leave and instead formed a strong bond with you
>Once you tried to ask her why she chose to stay and she simply stated that you were her family
>You never saw yourself as a father, you were a burnout in every way on earth but here you could be anything and dang it if you aren't gonna raise these fillies right
>As the park comes into view your sheep run to the various pieces of equipment, a veritable green flood descending on the park and swallowing it in a flood of laughter and potential mischief
>The filly in your arms squirms and you let her loose to join the masses while you take up a seat with some of the mares who had the unfortunate timing to bring their kids to the park at the same time
>Tipping your hat to Ms.hooves who was currently supplying water to her child you take up a seat next to her
>She was one of the nicer mares you had met and she was full of parenting advice though not all of it very sound
>You look out at your flock as they play, watching as multiple pegafillies attempt to lift an earth filly up onto the jungle gym with some effort
>It was nice to see them interacting with foals other than themselves, something in your mind told you it couldn't be all that healthy spending time with a copy of yourself all day
>As you relax in the shade of a tree, the warm summer breeze brings sweet smells to your nose
>One thing you had come to notice was how nice Equestria smelled, everything just felt so much cleaner
>It was nice not hearing cars everyday, the wailing of sirens or construction just nature and the little horses that lived in it
Neon Icecream 2
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No.310257
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>>310110
>"It's getting kinda late, and Twilight said not to bring Anon back till he's all pony like..."
>Scootaloo off handedly remarked, and it's a good point Twilight wasn't physically abusive or anything... I guess. Or even emotionally abusive, but she's like a scalpel or better yet an always on lawnmower.
>She's a danger to herself and others. Kind of like every other pony.
>Just don't touch the spinny blades.
"Why are you all staring at me?"
>"Rainbow Dash is more like a cloud near by than a lawnmower."
>Ah said that out loud.
>"Applejack still has the grudge when Anon fixed the water."
"She has a grudge?"
>"Annoyed that the well had to be changed."
"Oh, her grandparents made that well. It was a pretty damn good well all things considered."
>"My sister Rarity would like Anon over, but you know how she gets. She'd do something weird because Anon is... older kind of."
>"True she put needles into Spike, how about you Scoots?"
>"Nuh-uh my aunts are coming over so not this time. Don't want them to get any weird ideas either."
>"Daddy is hosting a little get togther rather dry, but Anon might be mistaken for uh 'entertainment'."
>Yep pones are scary.
>"Silver Spoon?"
>"My parents don't let me have anypony over."
>"Darn, hey I know Zecora! She could look after Anon for a while."
>"Yeah!"
"It'll be too late in the Everfree then everyone's guardians are going to have their jimmies rustled."
>"Oh."
>"Hmmm it's too cold to be in the club house for the night, right then. It's a tie between Rarity and Applejack."
>"What about Fluttershy?"
>"It's Wednesday."
>"Ohhhh, that would be bad."
>"Applejack would not be happy about Anon just waltzing in. Granny Smith would extend the old rights of hospitality, but that means having the basics down. And winter is almost over and the work is going to start. Anon might be an Earth Pony, but she isn't an Earth Pony yet."
>"Sorry Anon, let's hope Rarity doesn't try anything too much with you."
"Ah."
>In moments you're at the boutique, each of the crusaders saying good bye and well wishes.
>"Sweetie would you like to freshen up Spike and I are about to make dinner."
>Spike is here?
>"Hey Sweetie I hope you don't mind— oh hello Anon."
>"Did you say Anon Spikeywikey."
>"Looks like we have a guest."
>"We're helping Anon be more pony like, so uhhh Twilight said ummm it'll be just fine."
>"Yes, indeed Sweetie how about you head upstairs while we talk with Anon."
>Sweetie Belle shoots you a look: 'sorry, better you than me, and good luck.'
"Hey."
>"Don't be like that darling why it's thanks you Spike and yourself for that nightmare incident we've harnessed that creature."
>She tilts her head slightly as though listening to something.
>She grins, a psycho Twilight grin.
>Just for a moment and you can't be sure if it even happened.
>"Spike, Anon is all dosed up to do Anything we say isn't that right?"
"Well, not quite more like the crusaders, but-"
>"That's easily rectified, Sweetie should Anon follow my orders like they are your own?"
>"Sure what ever just keep it down and make sure Anon is still Anon."
>"And stays a virgin we have plans!"
>"Thank you Sweetie!"
>"Now then Anon kiss my hoof."
>A̸n̵y̸t̷h̵i̷n̸g̸ ̵f̸o̵r̶ ̷t̴h̶e̸m̸.
>She barely has time to raise it when your lips meet the white fur.
>"Oh darling, now go lick Spike's wing blades."
>"W-whoa."
>Whatever fag it's not like it's gay or anything, just like a massage. Ponies do everything with their mouth, a massage is a massage.
>"Right that's enough. What were your thoughts about that? Did you like it?"
"It's whatever I didn't particularly like it."
>"Oh well, I am a mare of my word after all. So once my sister and her friends do her work, vist me sometime and we'll show you the luscious underbelly of Equestria again from your new perspective."
"Maybe, and thanks for offering again."
>"Please darling we are friends if such a fate befell me I know you would take care of me—perhaps not like how Spikey could, but the genuine heart would be there."
>Spike however is snapped out of the dopey daze.
>"The Spinach Puffs!"
>So dinner is had.
>Bedtime duties, for brushing teeth and cozy pajamas, next to a cute poner.
>And nothing lewd happened.
>Until the very next day.
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>>310246
Dang that was a cute and sad one. Always one of the more terrifying prospects for the HiE stories having your mind slowly erased. Not only losing your memories but having the body of a young filly so the massive gaps in memory and the vauge knowledge you lost those important things could drive them to depression or insanity without a caretaker like Twilight and Anon to help them out.

Could picture Anon and Twilight maybe helping fillies who want it to write down the memories they still have so eventually when they lose them all they have a place to look back to. Wonder how the fillies might react if one is still in Twilight's care but another filly they were close friends with lost all their memories and moved out and how it might affect them. Not sure if you plan to continue since this works really well as a one off but got a good amount of material that can be mined from this!
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>>310471
Little league is a bad influence on anon
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Neon Icecream 3
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>>310257
<part of the inspiration also abusive sorta Purple stories ponepaste.org/1107

>Ponyville was wide awake with moans and meaty slaps, as you and Sweetie Belle head over to the club house.
>Her rundown of the situation summed it up.
>"That means you look like a frozen cunt, who can't and won't trust anyone."
>With impeccable timing you both enter the club house.
>Apparently they heard Sweetie Belle
>"Darn tootin!"
>Silver Spoon speaks up.
>"Your first time is important, usually it's your best friends at the time, or who you're going to marry, but if you don't have somepony like that the Princesses will do it with you too."
"What? They go out just so some pony loses their virginity?"
>Diamond Tiara explains further
>"Yeah it's so that everypony knows you're with us through thick and thin. Even when you or anypony makes a mistake."
>"And then it's make up sex later with cuddles."
"Right, right so it's a fuck fest."
>"Nuh uh that's after hearts and hooves day. And mayor Mare helps set it up."
"So it's important."
>A wave of nods and affirmative noises wash over you.
>"So what're gonna pick?"
"Dunno."
>Groaning from all the fillies present barring yourself.
"Well I just can't decide which one."
>"Hey I have an idea."
>"Oh! Yeah I think I'm thinking what you're thinking."
>"Let's do all of the above!"
>"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FUN TIME PARTY YAY!"
>"We should get Pinkie in on this. This'll be even better than we thought!"
>"Okay okay so we can get the princesses, and Anon's friends are mostly ponies in Ponyville, but who is Anon going to marry?"
>"Silly fillies, Anon doesn't know the traditional Earth pony way yet!"
"Pinkie?"
>"Pinkie Pie!"
[cycle #f7b #f8b #f5a #f29 #f7b #fff]>"Yeperoonie! Come on Applebloom it's time for a training montage![/cycle]
>Ponk has you by the scruff
>"Pinkieee!"
>In a flip hitting your bits of a pink Ponk, Applebloom tries to protest.
"Ow."
>"Youngest sisters take part of the slice you know! It's why my sweet baby sister Marble couldn't get a husband yet!"
>Applebloom running with all her mighty almost trips.
>"That's awful!"
>"Thankfully Princess Celestia came then so did Marble, this way Anon will learn Earth Pony ways and Marble teaches a youngster, and shares her slice of the Pie."
>This is all getting you hot and bothered even with the conversation going on.
>"You mean..."
>"Exactly! See you lateee-"
---
>"-errrr!"
"Ponks, what the fuck."
>Pank's whole backside is slick and glistening paradoxically helping you stay on sometimes.
"Seriously what just happened."
>"Never mind that Anonny! Quick do a cartwheel!"
>Only the crusaders can-
>[cycle #000 #111 #000 #222 #000 #333 #fff]A̸n̵y̸t̷h̵i̷n̸g̸ ̵f̸o̵r̶ ̷t̴h̶e̸m̸[/cycle].
>Your first time doing a cartwheel on a speeding poner
>actually the first time doing a cartwheel as a pony at all.
>After all Ponks is cool no reason to not try something new with her.
>"Rarity is really generous. No time to waste.
>"Okay keep going back and forth from tip to tail!"
>From her rump to the tip of her mane, back to her tail.
>Terrifying seeing rocks and dust kicked up almost grazing your eyes and ears and filly face.
>Soon the Pie sisters, Marble and Lime Stone, see just what is going on.
>Maybe you'll be Pizza Pie.
>"Mama mia, Anon these are my sisters. Sisters this is my pisano Anonymous the Unexperianced Earth pony filly who used to be human but is now able to help Marble. Will you help Marble?"
>"Mhmm."
>"Okay Anon do everything Limey and Marble tell and want you to do, and make sure you jeep your virginity till the big super popping party! Bye!
>You keep trying to do cartwheels but ponk is gone. Her saying bye was probably a dismissal.
>"Well that just happened. You're gonna get into the hole and Marble is going to use your mouth till you get the whole magic stuff down."
>Woah you're dizzy from nearly losing it all including your breakfast.
>"Come on we don't have all day get digging."
>"Mmhm."
>A̸n̵y̸t̷h̵i̷n̸g̸ ̵f̸o̵r̶ ̷t̴h̶e̸m̸.
>Hoofs, doing your best to dig the dirt.
>"Not there, There! Whole you're at it look for a special stone just the right shape for you to edge while buried."
>She tosses a rock for you to use.
>To dig, the other stone is more special.
>"Mmmhm."
"Gotcha need to keep the Earth pony magic super secret cause it's extra lewd."
>"Mhm."
"Cause the world is going to be holding all of me especially my four filly hoofies."
>Marble gives a kind look, and you know when to shut it instead of making sure you got what she said.
>The secret parts are going to be happening under the rays of the sun and reflections of the moon.
>With expert direction, abating dizziness, filly folds dying out, and hard work a perfect hole is taking shape.
>A rock about the right size you could sit on.
>"Mmhm."
>You almost feel like a plant, being tossed around all day to day.
>"Mhmh."
>Ah, more like rare geode being aligned inside through careful tender care, or zap apple trees to make jam!
>"Mhmm!"
>It almost feels dirty being so dirty and tightly held.
>It's almost cold, but it's warm, but not quite.
>Then the Pie sister comes closer.
>You're facing each other while you're under the ground up to your mouth.
>Clit bopping you on the booper.
>And both your bodies are lighting up with pleasure imaginable.
>"Mnh."
>This is so hot you almost feel the ground melting away.
>Glowing wet and sticky as your rock almost moves on is own.
>For at least what seems like seven days and sevens nights.
>You drown in bliss and awareness.
Anonymous
No.310698
>>310697
>A̸n̵y̸t̷h̵i̷n̸g̸ ̵f̸o̵r̶ ̷t̴h̶e̸m̸.
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>>310697
>"Yeperoonie! Come on (You) it's time for a training montage!
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>>310697
>Green
Thanks poner. It's much needed.
Anonymous
No.310738
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>Be Anon the old filly
>You're laying is the horsepital bed with a catheter and nearly stripped of all dignity.
>Your friends just as old and wrinkly are here too along with the great grand foals.
>Even Twilight the Purple herself made it.
>You know this is the end, your organs are half toxic sludge from the medicine and magic, and half sheer will power.
>You already said what you wanted earlier, and set up your will.
"Adios faggets."
>And held two hooves up as if you had middle fingers.
>Your heart beating its last.
>"Wha-"
>Hold on, you do have middle fingers.
>You have a whole hand.
"The fuck."
"Purple!"
>"It wasn't me faggot, you, just, UGH!"
>Be Anon the ultra healthy human male in peak condition.
>Muscles bulging from all your time as an Earth pony in your peak come back.
>"Well what did we expect, another Anon crisis is over."
>With some grumbles they still stick around and rib you about your kids.
>Also group hug because you were going to die a painful death.
>One at the industrial hazardous mystery liquid depardment.
>No, it wasn't semen
>probably
>maybe
>"No excuses now to not be a write fag eh?"
>fug you forget what the hell all your plot points were.
>"Ah well just another day in Ponyville."
Anonymous
No.310754
>>310738
>fucked up filly vs human chad
I have to think about it.
Anonymous
No.310782
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Excerpts from a forgotten future
Anonymous
No.310796
>>310782
>
Anonymous (OP) 10 minutes ago No.7127020021
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[Purple] [wait] [Spirit of Chaos] [Tree of Harmony]
>be me
>last month Purple opened up the permanent portal to bacon pone
>went over as part of the test cause Purple
>dog Spike has a real hard on for pones
>still pone
>oh shid
>Purple thought it was a good test and soon we're heading to the kennel.

Anonymous 2 minutes ago No.7127330321
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[Purple] [wait] [Spirit of Chaos] [Tree of Harmony]
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[s]I did knot see this one coming![/s]

Anonymous 2 minutes ago No.7127330433
[Purple] [wait] [Spirit of Chaos] [Tree of Harmony]
F
Hopefully you've kept up the exercises on the >>>/FÜBAR/ thread, or else Purple will stitch you back together.

Anonymous 10 seconds ago No.7127333321
[Purple] [wait] [Spirit of Chaos] [Tree of Harmony]
F
>Dog's Day thread
>to
>Franken Filly thread
Insomnia Green
Lone15
No.310834
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>You're back in school, pretending that you don't know everything about everything that's being taught until you have to read your history book.
>Cheerilee is cool at least you guess, she helped you get in an accelerated afterschool program with some older unicorns so you could hone your magic talents.
>You breeze through the final worksheet of the day and turn it in before waving goodbye and starting the walk over to the run-down old barn where the lessons take place.
>It's raining, reminds you of when you were a kid and rode horses.
>Circling around a big gross barn for a while trying to throw targets off horseback and failing because you're a clumsy autist.
>Even the literally retarded kid who you rode with was betterbthan you were.
>Was it any wonder you sucked so much ass at vidya?
>"Move, Seaweed."
>You roll your eyes at the jackass colt who thinks he's cooler than cool.
>Probably listens to Sum 41 instead of The Offspring.
>Imagine releasing an album with a song on it dedicated to complaining about the Orange man, lmao.
>Not that you liked the kike, but it got so tiring to hear brainless regurgitation about how evil he was that you started defending him in conversation just to piss liberals off.
>"I said, move."
>Probably thinks stiletto knives are hot shit.
>You owned one once, the spring mechanism was always getting fucked and you had to keep taking it apart to fix it.
>Not a bad price for ten bucks at a gas station.
>You get knocked out of your trip down memory lane by a hoof pushing you to the ground.
>You land on your muzzle, hard.
>Nothing feels broken, but confirmation that the blood vessels in your nose are weak again comes in the form of a hot trickle running down from your left nostril.
>Damn, you didn't think you'd need to start shit today.
"What the fuck was that, asswipe?"
>"What did you just call me?"
>It occurs to you that ponies don't need to wipe their asses and so your insult is invalid, but you have to roll with it.
"Ya'know, asswipe. Like what they're going to need to do to your rear for a good ten hours during surgery after I rip you a new anus if you don't apologize."
>He steps back and you can see something in his eyes that you're not sure about the origins of.
>"You really want to fuck with me kid? I'm the best combat mage at my school. I could burn you alive where you stand."
"Do it then, pussy."
>"I would, but I'm not going to kill a kid."
"Well, you had your chance."
>Time seems to slow to a standstill as you focus mental energy into the neurons in your horn.
>You breathe in deeply, feeling the ground go cold beneath your hooves as your body metabolizes low-quality energy into high-quality energy.
>You focus on a point in his rear.
>You took a look at the anatomy books Cheerilee has lying around, and know exactly where the colon resides.
>Making the shape of an icepick in your mind, you release your spell approximately one second after beginning the charge.
>Then, of course, you quickly step back.
>The jackass cries out in pain and humiliation as the feces stored in his bowels begins to take the path of least resistance - the big fuck hole you just drilled right below his asshole with no muscular resistance.
>You calmly walk home as he screams and mumbles incoherently.
>"You're home early. How were magic lessons?"
"Cancelled due to some idiot's magical mishap trying to drill a hole and positioning his y and z coordinates wrong."
>"Oh, dear. Was it funny to watch?"
>You smile.
"Yes."
>Praise cartoon physics making even deep puncture wounds non-life threatening.
>Maybe you'll visit him in the hospital in a few days and see if the sight of your face is enough to make him shit himself of his own power.
>He'll try to rat you out, but it was just the two of you there so it's just his word against yours.
>And who are parents more likely to trust, a tactless edgelord or a tactful edgelord in the body of a cute green filly?
>You nuzzle into Twilight's mane and kiss her cheek.
"Love you mom."
>"Love you too, Nonny."
~Fin
Anonymous
No.310848
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Anonymous
No.310850
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>>310834
Thus the beginning of the tale of Johnny Two Poos.
Anonymous
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Spoilered
Spoilered
Ponerpics
I think pic 3 has great rhythm.
Anonymous
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>>311003
>great rhythm
Mister sandman...
Anonymous
No.311033
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>>311029
I got a fever
Anonymous
No.311035
>>311001
>Anon will never give you the succc
Why live?
Anonymous
No.311037
>>311003
>>311029
>>311033
From Anonfilly's sick meat beats comes sick meat beat Anonyfilly!
Bom bom bom bom bom bah!

With never before heard all natural track. With extended after effects.
Princess Luna - "I have dominion of the dreamscape. Not this Mister Sandman." 10/10
Prince Shining Armor - "Really provides great ambiance to dungeon adventures in O&O." 9/10
Princess Mi Amore Cadenza - "MMMNNNF." Yes/10
Princess Twilight Sparkle - "ANOOOOON!" (GOING TO BE DOING THE RAPING)/10
Princess Celestia - "Such an easy hard on to listen to this could be a contenteder for the day after Hearts and Hooves." 5/10

In store for a limited time!
Anonymous
No.311207
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>>310848
Just need apogee and dyx to finish the squad
Anonymous
No.311216
>>311207
You don't need to spoiler porn here, m8.
Anonymous
No.311228
>>311207
>Race mixing
Thanks for the spoiler.
Anonymous
No.311343
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Story of Anon playing with hard things abridged
Anonymous
No.311419
>"So Anon what do you want to do when you grow up."
>Silly Purple.
"Grow up? No way I'll just be a filly forever."
>Twilight has that look of someone who lost their last brewski to a random dust devil.
>Her wings strech up and out like a peacock.
>"So what will you do as a filly."
"Maybe something long and hard what's it to you fag."
>In a flash of magical energy you find your self infront of a large stone building.
>"Here's your long hard future."
>Purple leaves you with a looming building nothing else as far as the eye can see.
"Fuck."
>All rocks, dirt, and gravel around.
>A really old pony opens the door.
>"A new student for their Rocktorate I see, come along then."
Anonymous
No.311504
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>>310848
Anonymous
No.311514
>>311504
A lot better. Thanks poner.
Lone15
No.311527
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I haven't had much to do most nights after work except for vidya and watching old Adult Swim cartoons, gonna take writing requests.
Two rules:
1. No lewd at the moment as it's a bit of a pain in the ass to write.
2. Can be reasonably completed in about one post.
Ideally I'll do one a night until my nights are a bit busier again, provided enough responses.
Anonymous
No.311528
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>>311527
I know it's a bit vauge but I tried reading the Chilly Filly story and while you said before how it was a CYOA when it was being written the scene that still sticks with me is Anon and her filly friend when they go to Twilight's castle and the thing with the golem happens. Not sure if there'd be a way to write a little scene with the two of them hanging out?
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>>311527
Pone(ses) boops Anon?
>>311528
Oh that might be fun too.
Lone15
No.311538
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>>311528
Oh fuck, yeah I could do that.
>"Where are we?"
"To be honest I'm not entirely sure."
>"Are we dead?"
"No, death is... different."
>"You know what it's like to die?"
>You feel a pang in your chest as you recall the horrible sound that she made when she was crushed.
>You want to ask her why she doesn't know herself, but it's all so...
"It's complicated."
>You look at Peanut and smile, and she returns the favor.
"I don't know why you're here, but I'm really glad. I've missed you."
>"I've missed you too, where have you been?"
"All over the place, in different bodies, in different times and places in the polyverse..."
>"What's a polyverse?"
"A word I came up with just now because I'm tired of hearing reddit fag- ponies say multiverse. The gist of it is that there are a bunch of different versions of you, everyone you've ever known, and there are also deviations going back to the beginning of time that caused vastly different universes to form."
>"What's the last thing you remember?"
"Oh, I was going through another manufactured tear and I just kinda ended up here... you wouldn't happen to have any sort of light, would you?"
>"I swiped a match from one of the ponies that were..."
>She shudders in the dim light.
"I don't think a match is going to cut it, I guess we should stick together."
>You'd ask for your hoodie back because of the cold, but you don't have the heart to and she looks so cute in it.
>One of her damaged wings twitches a bit under it and your heart just wants to kill itself.
>You get to your hooves and nuzzle up next to her, feeling her soft facial fluff brush against yours.
>"That tickles, Clover!"
"Heh, not the bad sort though, right?"
>"N-no, it feels nice."
"Come on, let's see if there's a door here."
>"Why wouldn't there be a door?"
"You have a lot to learn about the kind of weird shit you encounter hopping between timelines."
>...
>There thankfully was a door this time, so you didn't have to use the C-4 that Twilight helped you get ahold of.
>The two of you look over a beautiful mountainscape, but the first question that comes to your mind is what the hell the building you're in is.
>You feel a twinge of sadness as you look up and see one of the soaring pillars of Canterlot Castle toppled over into the mountain face.
>There's no sound here save the animals, you've found another dead world.
"The others can't be far, we should get moving."
>"Ooh! Clover! It's chocolate!"
"I'm sure it can't still be good Peanut, please don't eat-"
>"No, no! Look!"
>You trot over to the case that she found and see that it's prepper-grade chocolate.
"O-oh. Let's pick some up and get moving Peanut."
>"Y-yeah, I guess."
"What's wrong?"
>"I've never had chocolate before, and I kinda want to just appreciate it here with you. Before we meet whatever adventuring crew you're with these days..."
>Her talent of making your heart hurt really is incredible.
"Okay, let's sit down. Enjoy the view for a few minutes."
>"A-are you sure?"
"Yeah, I think we've both earned a bit of a nice rest."
>You don't even want to think about the last timeline with the living furries.
>After a few minutes, the two of you find some rocking chairs that the Royal Guard presumably used when they were off-duty and just sit enjoying the view.
>Trees stretch out as far as even your massive eyes can see, birds flitting over the mountains.
>You unwrap one of the chocolates and you and Peanut break it in half.
>You're reminded of her namesake as you bite down on the admittedly not very sweet bar, but she seems to be in heaven.
>As you continue to chew and observe a few birds flying overhead that you think might be hawks, Peanut rests her muzzle on your neck.
>"Thank you so much Clover. For everything."
>You're not crying, your eyes are just really really dry.
"Y-you too Peanut."
>Twilight will find you eventually, she put a tracking spell on you after all. You're just going to stay here for a while...
~Fin
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Anonymous
No.311577
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>>311538
A cute
Anonymous
No.311583
>>302421
good stuff
Anonymous
No.311588
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>>311527
If you are still taking requests,Could you Do one about Anon Finding /ponepol/and then sperging about the griffins to everyone she knows untill she's sent to a mental hospital?
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>>311588
Those digits means the mental hospital is a coverup for the Princesses forces.
Anonymous
No.311590
>>311589
Fantastic idea
Anonymous
No.311616
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>You're Anon who's now a filly
>Hosers are flexible like a bendy straw
>lots of kinks when wiggled about and are designed for the mouth
"Long necc check."
>Oh dear Purple is rubbing off on you.
"Mirror check."
>The final frontier a place you've never gone before
"Emergency cleaning stuff check."
>Almost go time
"Licking the outside of the elbow check"
"S.S. Muff-In we're driving in-"
>pic related
>And that's how you found out ponies can get full body whiplash
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>>311616
That's why you use a friend
Lone15
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>>311588
>>311589
Maybe tomorrow, got a bit distracted and I still have things to do tonight.
Anonymous
No.311666
>>311664
Its all good
Anonymous
No.311680
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>>311538
>>311664
Sorry there for the late reply. Really liked the stuff with Anon exploring the dead worlds and got a somber mood but serene and cute to think of Peanut eating a stale bar of chocolate but for a pony like her it's a slice of heaven.
Anonymous
No.311737
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Hmmm I don't recall stories where Anon is extremely effected by heart song stuff. Basically puppet on strings.
Even bursting into song before the singing starts. I've seen the lack of effect in stories...
<Custom Human Battles: And the Anonpone!?
<Anon's seed spawns Anonfillies and the rare anoncolt.
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No.311748
>>311740
>That damnable purple whore!
>First I lose my humanity, then I lose my manhood, and now this!
>From your moist prison, you hear a very muffled voice asking about where you are just barely over the internal processes of Twilight's body
>You'd claw your way out through the way you came in, but unfortunately purple's got better control there than you'd expect given how many cobwebs you've found in here...
>No, you're going to go about this in a much more punishing and fun, albeit disturbing, way!
>evilgrin.jpg
>. . .
>Be Twilight
>You're tired of Anonymous making passes at every mare and stallion she meets, so you've decided to give her enough pussy to last a lifetime
>Unfortunately, that means you now have to cover for everything she'd normally be doing, such as school and whatnot
>Simple enough, just tell Cheerilee she's sick and whenever Spike asks just say you don't know
>Now though, you have a few moments to relax!
>You go lay down in the library, making sure not to accidentally crush your precious cargo, and pull out a book you've been working on
>Now, where were you?
>You flip to your bookmark and-
>-And immediately drop the book due to the searing pain now making its way throughout your entire abdomen!
>You frantically try to find Anonymous inside you, but find that you can't due to your own magical interference!
>Also, much to your dismay, the pain is spreading throughout your entire torso now!
>With utmost haste, you teleport yourself to the hospital and report what's going on to the best of your ability, through excruciating pain held at bay purely through your own magical knowledge giving you spells to dull it
>Sensing the emergency at hand though, the nurse working the counter immediately has you brought in for treatment and calls in two doctors, gurney in tow
>From there, things start to become blurry as adrenaline shoots through your body and internal bleeding begin to chip away at the last of your mental discipline
>Eventually, despite your best efforts, you pass out
>. . .
>Be Doctor Examining Ray, but your colleagues call you X
>You and Doctor Scalpel have just gotten your patient to the operating theater to perform what you need
>From what your own preliminary scans can tell, there's definitely something inside this pony and that something is working its way out
>However, said something is making a mess of your patient's insides along the way
>Once the patient's prepped for the emergency removal of the foreign body though, you notice her abdomen bulging outwards near the solar plexus!
>You immediately tell an attending nurse to go and get another doctor and a parasite specialist, and mentally prepare yourself to observe what happens next
>Doctor Scalpel, for what it's worth, immediately takes a cutting implement and tries to dive in after the object but only aids in its apparent escape
>The offending site bursts open at the sudden relief of pressure, and what appears to be a very small pony soaked in blood crawls out of the hole!
>Both of you now being too stunned to act further, just watch as this... pony jumps off the patient, jumps down to the floor, and then immediately skitters into a nearby floor vent, leaving a crimson trail the whole way
>. . .
>Be Anonymous, a week later
>Twilight's making a recovery, thank goodness
>Nopony's revealed what happened that day either, thank God
>However, the two doctors that saved Twilight put in their two weeks' notice that same day and every time you visit her Twilight can't bring herself to look at or speak to you
>At the very least, she seems to have learned her lesson though
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>>311740
Anonymous
No.311756
>>311740
>vore
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>>311771
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>Be filly.
>You stand on the top of a hill.
>Then you lie down.
>You start rolling down the slope.
>At the foot of the hill, you roll into a pair of purple hooves.
<"Ow! Anon! Why did you do that?" Purple asks.
>You look up at her with tired eyes.
"Why do I do anything anymore?" you asks.
<"Oh, Anon,"Twilight says and caresses your mane.
<"Do you want some ice-cream, mm?"
>You nod an then you go with Twi for some ice-cream and some huggles.
Anonymous
No.311894
>>311788
Checked.
Short and tender.
Anonymous
No.311895
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Anonymous
No.311900
>"Okay GreenHorny time to get some tenders... why are you crying?"
"I'M NOT B-BAKA!"
>Honestly you thought the rain just started pouring down.
"Discord! You idio-baka! Fix this!"
<But Discord was busy elsewhere with the personal stromboni
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>>311951
>so many fillies
Impressive.
Anonymous
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>>311958
Those arent fillies, those are plushy objects
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>Be Anonfilly.
>You decide to wander in the Canterlot Library looking for Moon Dancer.
>You're already acquainted with her and proceed to go find her to discuss about research on humans.
>You don't see Moon Dancer at her usual spot. Strange.
"Moon Dancer? Where are you?"
>Your ears perk up to hear a furious schlicking sound. One that is vaguely familiar.
>Turning around the corner you see Moon Dancer sitting against a bookshelf with a throbbing wet cock in hoof.
>"G-Green?! I swear it's not what it looks like-"
"You have a cock?!"
>"It was an accident!"
"Since when was having a cock an accident!?"
>The smell is a little intoxicating. Both from the musk of her not properly showering in what you assume days and her leaking protruding member.
>"I-It's from a spell I found, that I used a while back."
"A while back?"
>"I-I may have used it... and wasn't able to undo it."
"That thing is permanent?"
>"N-Not exactly..."
"...What do you mean?"
>You take notice of the stream of precum leaking out of her member's flat surface.
"W-Well... it's an ancient spell. Used for reproduction when times were tough and there weren't any stallions around... and it doesn't go away until the caster c-cu.... ejaculates inside a mare..."
"......Does it matter where inside the mare you have to ejaculate?"
>"I-I don't know. I've never..."
>Moon Dancer's eyes widened upon the realization.
>"Wait, you're not offering..."
"It's just a hypothetical. And wow, what kind of sicko would think that a filly like me would offer that?"
>"I wasn't... I didn't mean to assume."
"Hah. I'm just pulling your leg. But still hypothetically, does it have to be a mare."
>"Hypothetically?"
"Yes. Hypothetically."
>"Well, life expectancy wasn't exactly long back during those times. So it may be possible for a filly to... fulfill that role."
"Huh... well good luck with that."
>You proceed to leave, figuring to come back to ask about how research is going later.
>"W-Wait!"
>You pause in your tracks, turning around with a null expression.
"What?"
>"I-It's just that... I had this problem for years... a-and every time I get close to a stallion they're weirded out or see me just as a friend. And whenever I get close to a mare, they get scared off, thinking I want to be more than just friends."
>Moon Dancer fidgets in place, standing against the bookshelf with both hooves trying to pull her sweater down.
>"It's hard..."
>Your eyes wander again to her protruding member, still leaking precum from her initial session.
"Yeah I can see that. What does this have to do with me though?"
>"It's just that... maybe you could..."
"That was a hypothetical. Besides this sounds like a 'you' issue, not mine."
>"Please don't make me beg."
"I'm not going to make you do anything. I don't want any part of this. You're on your own."
Anonymous
No.312021
312022 318751
>>312020
>As you walk away, your ears perk up as you hear a faint quiet sobbing from behind.
>You turn your neck back to see Moon Dancer sobbing quietly into her hooves.
"Are you seriously fucking crying?"
>"I-I'm sorry... I'm sorry..."
"Oh my god. You're crying."
>"W-What's god?"
"Somepony who shouldn't have allowed you to exist. I mean seriously. You used a spell you knew was pseudo-permanent. You didn't go to a doctor to ask for professional help. And now you're asking a filly to take care of a problem for you. How pathetic can you get?"
>You hear a quiet whimper from her as she tries to cover her eyes with her forehooves.
>"I-I'm sorry..."
>As she sobs, her erection is still throbbing consistently. It's even twitching a bit.
"Wait..... are you getting off to this?"
>"W-What? N-No I'm not..."
"Oh my god you are."
>"I-I'm not..."
>You let out a laugh, her cock twitches more so as Moon Dancer lowers her ears and covers her eyes in shame.
>"That's so pathetic. Not only did you fuck up massively, consider on doing something that would get you on a sex-offender registry, but you're also enjoying it."
>Moon Dancer sniffs as she wipes her tears under her wet glasses.
>"N-No I-I'm n-not..."
"Then explain why you're so horny."
>You casually point to her member that's leaking even more precum, without even touching it.
>"N-No... I'm not like that. I c-can't."
"You can't help it can you? Your cock is just begging for a release. I can tell."
>"I-I don't..."
>You smirk as you lay against the ground next to her.
"Well? Aren't you going to take care of it? That's what you were doing before weren't you?"
>"I-I-"
"Do it."
>Moon Dancer sniffs before wiping her eyes again, her hoof already soaked in salty tears as she slides down against the bookcase. She reluctantly wraps her forehoof, soaked in salty liquids, around her throbbing member.
>You hear long strokes as she schlicks her throbbing cock back and forth. The liquid streaming from the tip becoming its own lubricant as it mixes with her tears.
>You could hear panting moans in between her sobs as she obediently strokes herself.
"Do it."
>Her legs twitched in response as you urged her further. Her ears dropped down as she sniffed again, stroking it even faster.
"Come on. Show me how pathetic you are. To cum in front of a filly. Not even inside her, just wasting it all on the floor where it belongs. Show me what you've done multiple times before alone by yourself."
>Faint wet sobs are heard as Moon Dancer's hips trusted up in response. Her panting increasing further as tears continue streaming down her eyes.
>Eventually her entire body flexed itself as her hooves curled up, her hips rocking upwards. Her balls tensed as the flare tip flared up as a long stream of pouring shame erupted from the base.
>Much of the thick white liquid splattered shamefully on the floor tiles in front of her. Small waves of semen continuously bursted forth into a small dribble dripping from her member.
>Heavy panting came from Moon Dancer as you smirked, satisfied with seeing it all.
"Clean yourself up. You don't want anypony finding out what a mess you made."
>You turn to leave towards the door, only taking a small glance back at Moon Dancer, looking back at you with hazy eyes, longing for you.
>You snorted as you turned back to close the door behind you.
Anonymous
No.312022
312129
>>312021
https://ponepaste.org/5458
Pasted.
Anonymous
No.312023
>>311740
You are a real bab now!
Anonymous
No.312040
20210310_155743.png
>Be SMOL FEGET
>At an open air cafe
>You gots yur self a problem
>"Seriously Anon whatever a rape is that can't be possible."
>Several pones have repeatedly stated rape just isn't a thing.
>A conflict of interests at least in time management should arise some issues.
"What if you get fucked, and then miss your train! Hunh? What happens then Purple!"
>Saddly this isn't Twilight Sparkle, but Purple Heart former royal guard and the lastest who would put up with this shit talk.
>Also his friend Spunky who you asked last.
>"Yah wee spe' of thin' thin' a fu' 'ould stop me. Daft 'unt. Even if I wanna beina fu' and ma' it tuh the train the time holds still till yur fu'ing dun yeh."
>That's bullshit.
>"I'll show yeh."
>He throws the table up into the air toward you, drinks splashing out
>You feel something press against your folds.
"Stop! Don't do that!"
>Spunky is behind you rubbing the long throbbing horse meat of the law on the bait.
>The fucking table and crap stopped, mid air.
>Grass, wind, and other ponies are going about their day as normal.
>Only the table about to hit your face along with the drinks are stopped.
"What the fuck."
>Every once in a while everything loops back around.
>Every pony, and everything as if reality is a short aninated gif.
>You feel the rod pull away
>And your face is hit by a table.
Anonymous
No.312129
>>312022
Added to the doc, thank you.
Anonymous
No.312184
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Anonymous
No.312187
>>312184
Super QT.
Anonymous
No.312240
312250 313797
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>"Hey Anonfilly I'll have to be out for a long while, this is your foalsitter. My little filly is very independent and intelligent. I'm sure you'll both get along great!"
<WHAT DO?
Anonymous
No.312250
>>312240
immediately find the nearest set of repeating numbers and ask him to check it out for me, AKA the only correct thing.
Anonymous
No.312271
312277 312896
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Anonymous
No.312277
312797
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>>312271
Slut.
Anonymous
No.312752
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Anonymous
No.312789
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Fillies are notorious hypocrites.
Anonymous
No.312797
>>312277
>checked
You act like purple isn’t one.
Anonymous
No.312888
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Anonymous
No.312896
312897
>>312271
filli lov disemboddied tramsperant peenor
Anonymous
No.312897
312901
>>312896
The ghost of her former dick
Anonymous
No.312901
312907
>>312897
Is that gay?
Anonymous
No.312907
312914 312922 312925 312928
>>312901
is it gay to suck your own dick?
Anonymous
No.312914
312921
>>312907
Yes.
Anonymous
No.312921
>>312914
Then yes, it's gay.
Anonymous
No.312922
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>>312907
Anonymous
No.312925
a1e3.png
>>312907
Anonymous
No.312928
312929
>>312907
Is it gay to give yourself a handjob?
Anonymous
No.312929
312936 312937
>>312928
no, that's just standard masturbation
Anonymous
No.312936
>>312929
>thats just standard masturbation
>Its not sucking a dick, its chad-tier masturbation
Anonymous
No.312937
312938 312941
>>312929
Then how come sucking one’s own d*ck isn’t?
Anonymous
No.312938
312942 312991
>>312937
It’s not gay to get your dick sucked, but it is gay to suck a dick.
Anonymous
No.312941
312944
>>312937
It's gay for any man to touch dick sexually, even if it's a man touching his own dick sexually. Masturbation is degenerate. But if a natural futa pony waifu existed, touching her dick would only be gay if you believed the penis outweighed everything that makes her female.
Anonymous
No.312942
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>>312938
Anonymous
No.312944
312954
>>312941
>Futafag
Reddit is down the street
>>312942
How is that degenerate?
Anonymous
No.312954
312966
>>312944
>not posting a weenie hut jr meme
have you never seen spongebob
Anonymous
No.312966
>>312954
Fuck off Nigel.
Anonymous
No.312991
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>>312938
Would you want a long bearded man geezer with missing teeth going to town on your dick? No! That's gay.

Sucking your own dick is also like seeing a woman eat her own pussy.
>Do you want dick in your mouth?
No. Then it's gay.
>If you had a clone right next to you would you suck his dick?
No. That's gay, but is also you so you'll have to talk it over to see if you want to continue sucking dick.
So some reasons why you might be TEMPTED.
>For the sake of a loved one to spice up the love making.
If you take another man's dick you're exhibiting faggotry.

The simple test is this if it's yes you have the gay.
Do you want to be stuffed with cocks?
Do you enjoy having ANY meat rod inside you?
Do you enjoy being hit, slapped, ejaculated on by the same sex as you?
If you had the choice to take dick would you?
Would you want to do it again and why?

If you answer no you may have the gay mental virus structure.
Does the futaniari have a natural Vagina?
Were you cooersed into doing an activity?
On a futa would you prefer to service the pussy or dick?

The thing is most of it is about safe sex, and making sure to avoid ruining lives of others.
Do those things and you'll be okay. Just keep in mind there is a valid reason why many degenerates slip into being a tool to destroy the nations, communities, and peoples.
Mental infections have a tendency to attract more and more and to spread as far and wide as possible.
Keep your mind healthy and ready to automatically dismantle hostile thought structures (that includes addictions).
Anonymous
No.313025
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Anonymous
No.313030
>>313025
Yes you are
Anonymous
No.313144
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Anonymous
No.313184
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Anonymous
No.313260
Spoilered
>>313184
Oh Come on Anon,Don't be a "Horses ass"
Anonymous
No.313348
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Anonymous
No.313388
>>313348
Damn, it's like every half-assed filly edit I make ends up getting posted. Fuck.
Lone15
No.313389
313390 313580 313601 313602
Sorry this is late as fuck, got busy and then forgot about it for a bit but I try to be a man of my word.
>>311588
"Hey, Twilight."
>"Oh my Celestia, what?"
"Did you know that the griffins can utilize the tree of life to influence real-world events with force of will?"
>Ever since Twilight finally got hooked up to the internet again, you've been hooked.
>So many alternate versions of your favorite things to catch up on, many of them now starring ponies instead of humans.
>Who would've thought that Escape From New York could be improved by Snake being a badass mare?
>In any case, you've figured out that something like 4chan exists here.
>It's a bit hard to track down, but Twist, being the lonely young mare she is, told you how (likely in exchange for your friendship).
>There are only a few boards and the domain name is fucking gibberish, but it feels a lot like home.
>From what you can tell it's mostly fillies and mares, since a lot of the threads devolve into endless posting about stallions during heat season, lmao.
>Since the only three boards right now are /n/ (Neighponese culture) /b/ (Self-explanatory) and /r/ (Raid), most of the political discussion takes place on the OPG (Outerlands Politics General).
>But all acronyms and shorthand (shorthoof?) aside, your eyes have been opened to the Griffins.
>They're like the jews of your world, but even more physically dangerous due to their imposing talons and sharp beaks.
>Apparently they're currently crippled economically due to their inherent greed being of a self-destructive nature to their society when there's a shortage of wealth, and so a good bit of the discussion currently is how to get rid of them.
>You've spent many nights detailing how some sort of "solid-fuel firework cannon" could funtion to throw metal projectiles a long distance and obliterate any griffin where they stand.
>In O&O, of course.
>Twilight continues walking without another word.
>You follow her into a building, not paying much attention to where it is until you see other ponies sitting in a waiting room.
"Uh, Purple? Where are we?"
>"We're going to get you psychologically evaluated. You've been exhibiting various non-equine personality traits lately and we need to remedy that."
"I'm not a pony though..."
>Clearly done with dealing with you, her horn shines and you feel your eyes droop as she forces you to sleep.
>When you wake up, you've been secured to a table and you see wires running to your head, most likely electrodes.
>An unfamiliar voice calmly speaks in your ear.
>"Just think naturally. Let your thoughts come to you as they would in everyday life."
>Oh god, a mind reader.
>Of course, as soon as you're told to think calmly you have no idea how to direct your thoughts.
>The griffins did this, they're going to take you away because you know too much.
>And they'll lobotomize you, and...
>"I've seen enough."
>It's Twilight's voice this time.
"M-mom, I'm-"
>"I'll see you in a month to see how your rehabilitation is going.
>Your pupils shrink and you hang your fuzzy head.
"I-I didn't do anything wrong..."
>Your bindings are released, but you feel powerful magic holding your legs in place now.
>"It isn't what you did, it's what you thought. It's a good thing we identified your dangerous thought patterns before they could hurt anycreature."
>A griffin wearing a stethoscope removes the electrode-like devices from your forehead.
"Y-y-you..."
>As Twilight carries you out of the room and into the hallway that must lead further into the asylum, you can hear the griffin barely audibly say something aloud:
>"The Equum know."
~Fin
Anonymous
No.313390
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>>313389
/)
Excellent green.
>Thought crimes
>The (((Griffons))) know! OY VEY!
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No.313459
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No.313510
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>>313484
Anonymous
No.313528
>>311577
>>311680
>>313390
Thanks frends. Glad they were enjoyed.
And ditto on the apology for the late reply.
Anonymous
No.313563
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No.313568
Spoilered
>>313484
I'll take four. For some fun group activities such as sucking at videia because of mystery hooves. Unless that's false in which case it might be a challenge.
>>313563
Yes.
Anonymous
No.313580
>>313389
Fantastic read. Thank you lone, it’s amazing.
Anonymous
No.313601
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>>313389
>not just repeatedly screaming inside your head "I KNOW MY RIGHTS! I KNOW MY RIGHTS! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!"
Anonymous
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>>313389
>>313601
>tfw your mind starts up all the memes and music and sound effects
>here is a very small sample
>You're still determined to be mentally unstable
Anonymous
No.313619
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Anonymous
No.313792
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Spoilered
Spoilered

Anonymous
No.313797
>>312240
Ask if he like pone Lewis and the news
Anonymous
No.313801
reminder that this thread is a fraction of what it once was both here and back on 4chan, and zero effort is being made to reconnect
Anonymous
No.313802
Content is king.
Anonymous
No.313830
313837 313845 313846
>>313792
This artist always was so zebradom positive. I really wonder how many zebradom pic he have hidden in his stash
Anonymous
No.313836
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Anonymous
No.313837
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>>313830
There's literally two pictures before that that could be zebra dom before I did that low effort change to big Mac. One of the two was just anonfilly as a zebra. Unless you're talking about the Zala pictures but those are more like the opposite of zigger dom. Unless you want me to make more low effort edits to past drawings to be zigged.
If anything I've drawn to much griffin and filly.
Anonymous
No.313845
313851
>>313830
>https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-happy+harvey
>whole first page are just zebras and different fillies
Lmao, he is going pretty hard with that
Anonymous
No.313846
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>>313792
>>313830
To be honest I would be more worried about the filly neck above anything else
Anonymous
No.313851
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>>313845
Half, half is apple horse.
And all of those are low effort variations of the same picture to have different fillies. The first zeeb was for shitposting the others was just my autistic need for completeness.
Anonymous
No.313854
>>313846
>tfw tendies get stuck in filly's tiny throat and she gets sent to the doctor
Anonymous
No.313981
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>>313851
It's okay Harvey, we still love your art.
Anonymous
No.313990
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>>313981
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
No.314044
>>313990
Yeah, my pussy is pretty cool. Thanks bro.
Anonymous
No.314070
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Anonymous
No.314071
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>>314070
Filly needs heavy petting.
H.P. in H.P. Lovecraft means hoers pussy
Anonymous
No.314088
Spoilered
"I don't think I like being the filly anymore no sir not at all."
>That gastly voice erks out.
>That's why you have closed your eyes and try as best you can to stay still.
>"But Anon I thought this is what you wanted?"
"It was until the world became a horror show."
>Nope, nope, nope not thinking about it nope nope nope.
>The slow dissolving of the cheerful world once you've turned to a filly entering pony school wasn't at all expected.
"I now fully understand H.P. Lovecraft with his vibrant constant terror, see Twilight I love you really do as a friend can. But you see whatever has happened has put such a punch into the fabric of reality as I know it that all I see and feel is disgust and mostly mortal fear."
>"Anon..."
"I don't know how much longer I can deal with this Twilight, resting barely helps, eating is sickening, and I'm barely aware of what really is going on."
"I'm awful at painting and writing but once I show you this small part of what I now see I hope there is a cure. If this spreads to you, then..."
>"Anonymous?"
"I've been working on it for months now. It doesn't quite have all the nuance this forsaken mind whammy reality has."
>"Anon, somepony just used poison joke as a prank in the school months ago. We have a bath ready here."
>No.
>This is all a joke?
>Wait it's over! Yes!
"YES THIS PAIN IS OVER!"
>You rush over to the bath, unveiling your works.
>Twilight Sparkle screams.
>pic related
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No.314505
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No.314507
>>314505
>mfw no face
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No.314632
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>>314631
>Gay shit
>Canadian flag
Checks out.
Anonymous
No.314633
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>>314632
Is this the shitpost bot?
Anonymous
No.314634
>>314633
>weak deflection
>canadian flag
cope seethe sneed chuck nigger nigger suck my dick bitch baby
Anonymous
No.314635
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Spoilered
>>314631
Shadow is pic related
:DDDDDDD
Anonymous
No.314638
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Spoilered
>>314635
and here I was thinking it was this
:DDDDDDDD
Anonymous
No.314639
>>314638
you know what, fug it
/r/ing filly chilling with Gondola somewhere
Anonymous
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>>314638
Anonymous
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>>314673
Anonymous
No.314676
>>314673
I forgot this image existed, but I love it all the same!
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No.314709
>>314704
Thicc plush
Anonymous
No.314712
>>314704
Cum on plushie
Anonymous
No.314809
315090
first, is there a canonical look for anon's(human) mom and dad?
if so, could i request them ponyfied?
i've tried to request it on (3^1.261859507144)chan's /mlp/, but its been ignored(although perhaps it was because i called for "this man's(anonfilly) mom and dad ponified", and the said that their names could be anonmilf and anondilf, but eh)
Anonymous
No.314811
314815
>>314704
>poof tf
>not glorious slow transformation starting with her hindhooves so she can cry and plead and beg to no avail, as merciless Twilight with glowing horn looks down on her
Anonymous
No.314815
>>314811
>>>/ptfg/
Anonymous
No.315089
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>Your little horse body feels like shit.
>You got the gAids.
>Actually just huffed a can of Celestia-Os for industrial radiation proofing.
>Should have made you immune to the wrathful sun butt, but alas instead it feels like you're trying to dig your own grave with a te spoon, and it's incessantly talking about the gay boner it has for the token rainbow reject.
>You feel like you've been ran over a couple of times with a drunk bender.
"Twi ya fugni gunna give em the right foee what yeah here punk kid munk yeh you's poosrr."
>Yes.
>"Anon. Shut up."
"Like my anusus bag you suspicious pissious produced pickle barrle!"
>"I swear on Celestia's mum Anon I'll give you another lobotomy!"
"Wet and gushy in your phorsey Purple Twilight."
>"For crimes against the glorious Equestrian language I cast retardation."
>Unfortunately for Twilight magic is part radiation.
>As the beam bounces around the room after hitting Anon in the noggin, it stops once it is lodged into the exit of a tea cup.
>Reality is now falling apart.
>Chile us the new radish.
>You're now the Anon Filly with a vacant stare a mile wide and just as dumb as the analogy.
"Clearly thank you dearest Sparkle my good lass, have another cuppa on the house of horse."
>"Me no speak fagit."
"Yes, cheerio purp-purp my fag. Pep it up Purple my glaring weakness for undetermined faggotry is still unknown."
>Purple then hits you with a stick.
>Because you're not actually Anonymous but a changing spy.
>Called Anthraqkz.
>It was supposed to be easy impersonating the local retard, but live and learn.
>Mostly learn because Twilight Sparkle is beating the love out of you.

>Anonymous wakes up as a human on Earth once again
>A man who's black offers two choices.
>All that is seen now is green.
>green
>green
>GREEN
>"Anon! You're alive!"
"Nuh-uh. Too loud bookest hores."
>Jingle too the tune of four quarters plays out as the classic Marecharachi band.
>Reality is a sandwhich.
"No."
>Twilight stares up and out over the whorizone to gasp at Sun Butt's glistening ponut in the shy.
>The moral of the story is wear protection.
>Because both Anon and Twilight suffer from third degree burns and a seared indentation no matter where they look.
>Which is how the Ponish guide stones turned to a cliff hanger for a different story.
Anonymous
No.315090
315095
>>314809
No canon. I just assume Dadnon would be a normal anon with a beard and maybe a bit bulky
Mom would be older milf femanon.
Anonymous
No.315095
>>315090
Dadnon would be a bulky orange Anon with a horseshoe mustache.
Rip >rape filly anon
Anonymous
No.315271
Spoilered
>You're Anon, Filly Anon.
>You miss your willy.
>Twilight Sparkle is a foal fiddler.
>If you have Twilight fuck the filly out out of the Anon you get everything back plus an autograph from Rainbow Dash.
>It was in your pocket at the time.
"Lewd me Purple fag!"
>"Later! I'm trying to find the changling so and so and the Trixie."
>Just one of many games you play with Twilight over the years.
>Not getting anything done.
"It's been over twelve years since you even observed the time spell-"
>"Twleve hundred actually."
"Fuck you."
>"You wish."
"I'll do the thing again!"
>Over the past millennia you've gotten pretty good with the super sonic Reeeeeees.
>"Do your worst, it's not like I'm keeping this timeline for anything."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
No.315319
315360 315431 315432 315687
>Be filly or young mare.
>You watch the sunlight glitter in the tiny ripples in the pool.
>You drag one of your green hooves over your full-body swimsuit.
>Why are you wearing a swimsuit when you're naked all the time otherwise?
>You don't know?
>Ponies are crazy.
>The stallions that created the sport were appearently perverts soooo they made females wear more clothes?!
>You sit up in the stand all alone.
>You swipe your hoof across your smart phone and enter a message conversation with a contact named Purple.
>Her latest messages say, "You can still stop you know? There are plenty of other sports that are more fitting the physic of a pretty and young unicorn mare such as yourself, that also includes water. Ever heard of water horse polo?"
>"Us unicorn mares are a bit smaller than pegasi and earth ponies but that's fine and you shouldn't feel bad about that. We can do magic afterall, ;^P I'm just afraid you'll embarrass yourself."
>"Can't you call? Let us just talk about this? I know you have trained but I think you need to be rational. I worry about you, sweetie<3<3<3"
>You shake your head and shut your phone's screen off.
>With your magic you dump your phone in your bag and walk down the stand.
>You navigate into the mares' locker room.
>As you turn a corner, you find two other young mares your age in the room.
>One was a pegasus, she lays on the ground struggling to force herself and her coconut-sized teats into a similar looking marine-blue swimsuit as yours.
>The other mare is already dressed in her swimsuit.
>She giggles into her chocolate-brown hoof as she watched the other mare struggle.
>She is turned away from you.
>You feel a small blush appear on your face and for a moment before your face harden.
>This mare...
>You had been training since early adolesence when you first became a filly.
>Of course in the begining it was in an attempt to regain your male human body.
>But the last year, after you had accepted that this is your life now, you trained for the entrance exams to the Canterlot Keijo school.
>You had put so much sweat, blood, calories, and tears into your toned and thick plot that you were twice the size of an average unicorn.
>Still though, your current body is that of a unicorn and they neither get the fat flanks of earth ponies and big teats of pegasus mares.
>This earth pony mare, who probably has not trained as harsh as you had, was trice the average unicorn if not a bit more.
>You clench your teeth briefly.
>The only upside, if you could call it that, was that her ass had more flab to it than your toned one had.
>Still there were clear muscle behind that layer of fat.
>Your locker door screetch as you open it and you can sense the pair turn their eyes towards you.
>You toss your bag inside and then lock the locker by spining the wheels on the padlock.
>You're about to leave when someone speaks up next to you.
>"Excuse me."
>You turn and see that the brown mare standing next to you.
>She is just an inch taller than you but you stand proud.
>She seems self-concious so she start to fiddle with her front hooves.
>"Ehh, I'm sorry to tell you this but pool's closed due to Keijo. Canterlot's Keijo academy has booked this time for their entrance exams."
>You give her a glare.
"I know. Why do you think I'm wearing this," you say and gesture to your swimsuit.
>She blinks a few times and peeks up at your horn as if she wondering if she might have imagined it.
>You spin on the spot.
>You have half a mind to swat her with you black tail but you decide against it.
>You will show them on the land, that was the plan from the begining afterall.
>You exit the locker room and move up the stand again.
>A group of more mature mares have gathered near the edge of the pool.
>They have brought with them a whiteboard.
>You're warming up and doing mobility excerise along with stretches up in your place in the stand.
>The two mares or well techincally old fillies walked along the pool and towards the whiteboard.
>Your gaze follow the brown pony for a little while.
>Every time a new filly your age appears out at the edge of the pool, you, despite yourself, look if they're a unicorn.
>Soon a whole crowd of ponies have gathered around the whiteboard, doing similar exercises as you but no a single one of them is a unicorn filly.
>You're the only one here.
Anonymous
No.315360
315432 315608
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>>315319
Anonymous
No.315431
315439 315608
>>315319
Come on, Anon! Show those oversized children how it's done!
Anonymous
No.315432
315608
>>315319
>>315360
>The desire to say "That'a filly." Increases.
Anonymous
No.315439
pxMBJ8l.png
>>315431
>"That'a filly."
Although she's still blank.
Anonymous
No.315608
315609
>>315360
Thanks for the rad art.
>>315431
>>315432
I plan to continue but we'll see.
Anonymous
No.315609
315611
>>315608
If that happens.
Anonymous
No.315611
315617
eff4.png
>>315609
It will.
Anonymous
No.315617
315624
TicklishFilly.gif
>>315611
>*Nuzzle*
Anonymous
No.315624
>>315617
>ywn tickle the qt filly
Anonymous
No.315634
2d2.png

Anonymous
No.315637
>be anonfilly
>miss having a dick
>thrust your tail into mares
>prehensile hair fisting action
Anonymous
No.315687
315923
>>315319
>Be Dark Chocolate.
>Feel bad pepe.
>You spoke before you thought.
>Your best girl: Scarlet Whirlwind is there supporting you, though<3
>”Stop looking so down already. It's a completely valid mistake to make,” she says as she combines a stretch for her legs with her massaging her teats.
>”I thought the same as you did.” She continues as she stands up and lightly flaps her wings. ”I mean there are literally no unicorn keijo players who play in Zero-splash.”
>You nod as you stretch like a cat.
”That's true. Still, though, she looked hurt when I said it, hope she isn't...”
>You look around.
>A whole crowd of ponies of your peers had gathered by now and you just assumed she would be among them.
>However, on closer inspection you can't find her anywhere.
”Where is she anyway? We're starting soon,” you say.
>”Maybe she just wanted to make us feel guilty for making evil assumptions,” says Scarlet and makes air qoutes with her wings. ”She might actually had come here for swiming and then left after we told her the pool was booked.”
>You shrug.
”I don't know but I don't think so.”
>You hear one of the mature mares call you to gather.
>You gather in a half-circle around the instructors and their whiteboard.
>”Okay, listen up ladies. Although you were informed of what we'll do today, we'll do a recap so everyone is on the same page,” a podgy, yellow mare says.
>A purple headband holds her orange puffy mane in place.
>”I'm your head-instructor for today, Adagio Dazzle. Nice to meet you all.”
>She smiles and looks over the crowd.
>”This is the entrance exam for Canterlot's keijo school, also known as CKS. So to clear up the most common misunderstanding, no you don't have to worry, you have all been accepted into CKS. The entrance exams are not to see who will get accepted but in which class we should put you in depending on your skillset."
Anonymous
No.315810
1627474009442.png
Filly and humanon check
Before continuing existing tell
>how are you feeling today and why
>would you rather be a humanon or filly
>what's for dinner

I am good, thanks for asking me
Any is fine
I don't know yet but I'm sure it's soup of some kind
Anonymous
No.315923
>>315687
>Be the filly.
>The Anonfilly.
>You listen to Adagio Dazzle talk.
>You're half-listening since you actually read the letter the school sent out.
>You're going to compete in six races with ten participants in each.
>Everypony here would do six races unless they were fine with getting a lower overall score.
>Depending on how well you do in one race you're put in a group with players who did about as well you in the previous race.
>From these matches you're judged and placed in either the elite class or the common class.
>You're eyes narrows; you would place in elite.
>”I'll say your name and you pick one of the notes in this bowel. Show that note to Sonata, over there,” Adagio says and gestures with a hoof towards to a blue mare in a white swimsuit.
>Such a white swimsuit that shows that she is an instructor.
>”Anonymous Filly!”
>Ah right.
>Your name does start with the first letter in the alphabet, doesn't it.
>You emerge from the crowd and walk up to Adagio.
>Next to her on a table stands a bowl with folded notes in it.
>Green magic emerges from your horn like gas from a poisionous mushroom.
>One of the papers in the bowl is covered in your magicks and is pulled up to your face.
>What you haven't noticed while taking your piece of paper is that the crowd and the instructors are staring at you.
>”Oh, you're a unicorn,”states Adagio in a surprized voice.
”Yes, I am,” you say while holding back you annoyance in your voice as you turn to face her.
>She blinks a few times.
>She almost seems dumbstruck for a moment.
>You shut your eyes for a moment before speaking up.
”Yes, what about it?”
>”Nothing. Uhh, do you have your protection gear for your horn ready?”
Aaaa what?”
>”I pretty sure it was included in the letter we sent out. Unicorn keijo players have to wear a special protection for their horns while playing. It's like a small cushion around the tip as to avoid other ponies to get their behinds pierced.”
>You read that paper fucking trice.
>They didn't include that whatsoever.
”Well, I read the letter several times. There was nothing about that in the whole letter. I don't have something like that. Does that mean I won't be able to participate?”
>Anger could be heard in the tone of your voice as you spoke your last question.
>Was this a consipracy?
>Was this how they remove unicorns from play? You wondered.
>Adagio makes a dipping motion with her hoof.
>”No, don't you worry about it. I'll find something...” She looks off. ”You just prepare yourself for the upcomming race, I'll fix this. Aria, take over for me.”
>A purple pegasus mare in a white swimsuit nods and takes Adagio's place.
>Adagio then walks in a quick pace towards a nearby building.
>You follow Adagio with your eyes for a moment.
>You're a bit surprised that she would bother to help you but than again.
>Perhaps, she just wants to look like she cares.
>”Move along,” says Aria and motions with a hoof towards Sonata that waves at you with one of her hooves.
>That mare looks genuinely happy though.
>You nod and walk over to Sonata.
>Apparently, you are in group F.
Anonymous
No.316423
317598
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Good fillies use the box
Anonymous
No.316427
316923
d6pxglr-2ac7874d-f8c6-41de-9e08-eacee22e772b.jpg
>be anonfilly
>wake up in Ojama Country
Anonymous
No.316920
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Anonymous
No.316923
>>316427
>call Ojama Lime a faggot
>refuses to elaborate further
>leaves
Anonymous
No.316931
316933
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Anonymous
No.316933
>>316931
Bald filler
Anonymous
No.317341
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Anonymous
No.317588
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Anonymous
No.317594
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Anonymous
No.317598
Spoilered
>>316423
>good fillies use the box
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anonymous
No.318016
2e9.png

Anonymous
No.318018
0AE50F41B0091FA2211C72D11472344D-188637.png
>You're Anonfilly
>And this is your little friend.
<You're Fillyanon
<Tulpaed, just missing ponks and Mr Chan.
>When Twilight found out about your friend first thing she did is ask more.
<The look on her face as she realizes not only could she have a friend or more with her all the time
>potentially forever.
<but you see Twilight has a plethora of magic spells, and now enough magicness power to do some crazy things.
>Luna though started to stalk us in our dreams due to the nature of what's going on.
<Only then did Anon's faggotry abide and where the story finally begins.

"Fillyanon took the cookie from the cookie jar."
<This plan is so stupid.
>The mental filly leaning on the jar simply sighs after her words.
>Twilight looks distraught at the idea that we'd both have to be punished together.
>"Anon, Filly."
>"You know you can have cookies whenever you want?"
>What.
<What.
"What?"
>Twilight however perks up
<and clops her hooves.
>"You know what this means?"
>Our stunned silence says everything.
>"The slide show, and the notecards. Eeeee, this is going to be so fun for everypony!"
>Overwhelmed your flank crashes to the floor.
<Twilight dragging you by the tail head to the Twilight Lecture of Doom.
>F for Fillyanon
<F for Anonfilly
Anonymous
No.318074
318095 318096
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Anonymous
No.318095
318096
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>>318074
Babby is to much for filly
Anonymous
No.318096
>>318074
>>318095
F
Anon you glorious bastard filly.
Anonymous
No.318100
318101
dtlXB1s.jpg

Anonymous
No.318101
1578112354343.png
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>>318100
Speaking of filly, offshoot Movie night is on.
Anonymous
No.318103
318156 318158 318192 320336
So this story is based on the premise of: "What if filly was found and taken care of by a banished Sunset Shimmer living in the Everfree and plotting revenge."

>Be Anonfilly.
>On your back lays a bouquet of azure flowers.
>Their pedals overlap one another like a rose but unlike a rose the flower's shape is like that of a thine and pointy egg.
>Some of them have moving blue light inside of them.
>The source of the light isn't blue however, it's just how the petal colors the light from the fireflies that are buzzing around inside the flowers.
>Every time you pull your hooves out of the mud you're wading through you suddenly fall forward and must catch your balance in order of not falling straight into the mess.
>It's raining and it's dark.
>The wind makes the tree crowns dance and provides a constant backdrop of sounds,
>As you push the leaves of some plant out of your way, you hear the noise of another flying insect.
>You know it's not another firefly.
>It's buzzing is louder and sounds like it was made by somepony while they held their nose shut.
>You turn towards the sound and you see it comming towards you in it's regular way; it looks like it's traveling on invisible rails and on different stories of hight which it skips between.
>You almost doubt that it would have helped that much if the wings hadn't been transparent, because the light reflecting of them is to you spread over a pair of qaurter discs.
>The wings are neither at their highest point nor their lowest when you look.
>They are across their whole wingspan.

I might continue. You know how it is with responsibility and us black guys.
Anonymous
No.318156
>>318103
I am intrigued.
Anonymous
No.318158
a989.png
>>318103
>and us black guys
Filly understands.
Anonymous
No.318160
5B1CCA1B44E0ACA796396D697DDA97A8-38556.png
"Let me sing you the song of my people. Again! in Motor Oil River Rundown, Five: Festive F Jamboree."
>The empty concert hall said nothing, but on wednesday or horsefuckday it would be packed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EHIAJTGwzg
"Rat Shit, Bat Shit, Dirty Old Twat, sixty nine assholes tied in a knot."
"Hooraaaay! Lizard Shit! FUCK!"
>You'll have time to recover your voice.
>Hammering the fucks and pieces of shit with the intoned time aligned.
"Wow you all are excited! Here we go again in Here We Go Again."
"AGHHHHHHH SHHHEEIIT HERE WE GO AGAIN!"
"Niggah!~"
>Right about now you'll be hit by spotlights and it's going to be blinding.
>Due to the cosmetic shades.
"Piss monkey, that's for you yellow paper rags! Anon Wants My Yellow and Blue!"
>Yeah Anon is going to pay you back for this little stunt.
>It's all a friendly rivalry.
>Probably going to release the dress up pics on a lost dare.
"My surprise date rape drug can't be this illegal!"
>Okay the tease should be done by now.
>So what this means the fan favorite song, Making Shit up as You Go.
>Even got them an all one-mail. MMMM fact...
>The empty bin .
"Lastly for tonight'sTitts out and out. ".
"By the expert Doc Anon."
>The empty room feels a bit less empty now.
>Let's show them what we got as a duet.
>You have one thing to say.
>Goodnighy night everypony and everyone else."
Anonymous
No.318192
318193 318206 320336
>>318103
>Imagine the sound of thunder.
>It kinda sounds like a shout being fired with reverberation.
>That sound but quieter than for a real lightningbolt is made when you snap your horn and in the next moment a rope made of electricity whips the bug.
>It's burnt corpse falls down into the mud.
>The mud is so thick that only the giant mosguito's body sinks a bit while the needle-like legs do not.
>The smell slithers up and pushes itself into your face like a fluffy tail but your nostrils tell you it stinks.

Thought I post in smaller packages but more often.
Anonymous
No.318193
>>318192
>shout
Shot
Anonymous
No.318206
320336
>>318192
>The bridge of your snout rise like a cat's who hisses.
>You leave the disgusting smell with haste as evoking lightning takes a lot of energy, go figure, and where one dread mosguito is there are more.
>Everytime you pull you're hoof out of the mud, there's this sound like a huge toad quack.
>After walking through the moat of mud, you finally walk up on solid ground.
>Still not dry with the rain and all that but you don't have to worry about tripping as much.
Anonymous
No.318225
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Anonymous
No.318525
318547
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Anonymous
No.318547
318594
>>318525
>You, Fluttershy, could hardly believe the mouth of this poor filly.
"Oookay."
>The green filly huffs once again.
>You need to do something and Anon always said if the solution you came up with didn't work rape would.
>Or violence...
>Or sometimes friendship...
>But rape is tried and true!
>Why Angel Bunny toned down being rude.
>This is the same situation here, and Anon your trusted friend would have done the same.
>Because if you work together to rape its using friendship and rape!
>If you're a bit rough that means violence also is used and whatever problem should be resolved.
"P-please watch your languag-"
>"Go jump off a bridge."
"Umm if you don't mind I'm going to have to rape you for that."
>Her face scrunches in confusion.
>Okay Fluttershy just do what Anon would do if somepony hurt one of his friends.
>Maybe not, if somepony just pissed in his cereal...
>maybe not that either...
>Oh sometimes he says this and it seems to work most of the time.
"Surprise butt secks motherbucker."
>"Wait whaaaa~ noooooo."
Anonymous
No.318549
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Anonymous
No.318594
318618
RYx1Z8o.jpg
>>318547
>rape
Gang rape is better.
Anonymous
No.318618
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>>318594
>gang rape
Rape reality Anonmare/ Anonfilly, while you eat at a picnic. AI creation.
Anonymous
No.318751
318752 318927 318931
>>312021
Back with another continuation of the Futa Moondancer and Anonfilly series. This time it's an alternate timeline where Anonfilly actually already sucked the curse out of her. Cept not really.

>The memory of having MoonDick's cock being shoved balls deep down your throat and cumming directly down your stomach is still fresh in your mind.
>You ended up spilling out your insides down a toilet bowl because your stomach couldn't handle the volume of her spunk.
>The bitter aftertaste of stomach acid and cum is still fresh in your mind and your throat is still sore as hell.
>At least it was over, and her cock disappeared right afterwards.
>The experience was overall pretty horrible afterwards and you told the nerd that it was a one-time-thing you did as a friend and that she owes you.
>Moon Ex-Dick has been much happier and friendlier since, but you still get those longing stares from her from across the library.
>You're sure it's just because of what happened last time.

>A week later you see Moondork coming up to you in the Canterlot library all flutter-shy like.
>"Hey, Green?"
>You we're about to greet her until you're met with an intimately familiar throbbing sight.
>"It... came back."
>MoonDick was back and you immediately tighten your lips.
>Nope.jpg
>NotHappening.
>NotAgain.

>"I know you said it was a one time thing and-"
"Nuh-ah. Nope!"
>You turn right around to leave.
>But you're stopped in your tracks with levitation.
>Fucking wot?
>You cannot move, but you must scream.
>"I'm sorry Green, but you're the only pony I can rely on for this."
>You try to respond, but she immediately notices you can't and release your head.
"Let me go! I already said no."
>She levitates you closer to her, closer to her member. It's right in your face and you can smell it's musk wafting off of it.
>"Please?"
>It was right against your muzzle, precum was already starting to dripple out of it.
>Looking back up to glade at her, you could tell she wasn't in the right mind. Her eyes were hazy with lust and longing. She was panting heavily.
>You should have seen this coming to be honest.
>Yet despite that you sealed your mouth shut.
"Mhmmmhmmm!"

>"I see, then I guess I'm left with no choice then."
>You could see those eyes weren't of one of mercy. Fear immediately grips you as her horn glows again, and you could feel something weird happening inside your mouth.
>A small magical circle swirls open in front of MoonDouche as she steps back a bit.
>You felt fresh air reaching the insides of your mouth along with a strange tang of magic.
>"I'm sorry Green, but I need this. You made me like this. This is all your fault."
>She starts then aiming her shaft at the opening and pushing its length in and releasing a groan.
>It was only then you realized what was happening as you felt her familiar member slide down your throat unwillingly.
>You tried to squirm and writhe your body, but you were still held in place.
>You couldn't even bite down on it, as it's length protruded from the inside of your mouth behind your teeth.
>"Fuck... yes..."
>Her entire length was down your throat without you even opening your jaws, and you were helpless to do anything about it as Moondancer picked up the pace.
>It was painful, as you weren't mentally prepared for it.
>All you could do was take it as she rammed her member in and out your throat.
>She occasionally pulled out to allow you to breath, as you couldn't breathe through your nose this way.
>Eventually as she repeatedly rammed your filly throat you gave up and stopped keeping your mouth shut.
>Moondancer took notice of this and pulled out her cock out of her portal.

>You inhaled a desperate gasp of air as your lungs were no longer obscured.
>As she approaches you, her magic releases you as you collapse on the ground.
>"Finally gave up? That's good..."
>She held your head in her hooves as she pushed you towards her lap.
>Her throbbing member was in front of your muzzle again, pressing hard against your lips.
>You immediately obeyed and parted them, allowing her to enter you as she holds your head in place, bobbing you up and down as she moans in pleasure.

>You couldn't tell what was happening anymore as your sense of time starts to get muddled.
>You just wanted this to be over, but you also know what's going to happen before then.
>Moondancer continues to throat fuck you as you allow your tongue to slip out, relaxing your body to accept as much of her as you can.
>Your throat burned with friction, the throbbing member leaking it's precum down your throat, the taste of bitter marecum staining your insides.
>It was too much, far too much for you to handle. There was just so much.
>"I'm so close Green, this is for you."
>You felt her hooves push down on your head hard as you're forced to go balls deep on her, passing her ring.
>"F-Fuck I'm cumming!"
>You felt her warm crotch pressing on your lips, as her balls tensed up and hip trusted into you.
>You felt waves pulsating from her member as waves of spunk being poured directly into your stomach.
>Everything continued pouring into you endlessly, her rod filled completely.
>A splurge of cum exceeded the amount you could handle and erupted up from her cock and out your nostrils.
>Burning hot cum and stomach acid stained your senses as you cried.
>Notagain.jpg

>One week later you're at home in your bed.
>You haven't talked to MoonCunt in that time.
>God damn it you've been raped.
>Probably should tell Twi, but she'd probably not believe you considering the shit you pulled on her.
>Also MoonDick's dick disappeared again, so you can't use that as evidence.
>MoonCunt also cleaned up her spunk out of you before you could leave, no evidence you guess.
>Your throat is still sore.
>You just wanted to suck mare dick, but not like this.
>You finally close your eyes to drift to sleep.
>Yfw you feel a familiar magic shimmer appear in your mouth.
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>>318751
https://ponepaste.org/5591
Pasted.
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>>318751
H-hot
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>>318751
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>>318752
Added to the doc.
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>Be Anonfilly.
>Be carried on zebra back in a zebra pack your mane is back in black?
>Anyway, the zebra pack isn't just bringing you along but is also carrying another filly.
>She has a light clementine colored fur with a sky blue mane and white cap.
>One the cap is pink heart with the name, 'Anon,' written on it.
>The zebra's stop as they encounter a group of changelings and start conversing with them.
>The zebra's have been carrying you across a mostly flat and desolate countryside with only grass and boulders.
Don't know the Little League mythos but Anon needed a companion so here she is.
>Sniff sniff.
>"What is it? What do you smell?" one of the zebra's asks the other zebra who sniffed the air.
>"Mare-flesh. They pick up on our trail."
>The zebras and changelings begin to gallop.

>Far away from this pack, you're a purple pony with a broken horn: Tempest Shadow.
>You hold one ear flat to the rock beneath you.
"They must have sensed us. They picked up their pace."
>A brown pegasus looks off into the horizon.
"Daring Doo. What does your pegasus eyes see?"
>"They're taking the taking the fillies to ice-n-gaurd."
"Sombra..."

So I been watchin' the Lord of the rings lately. So yeah this is complete trash. Don't know what compelled me to post it. I'm sorry.
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No.320160
>>320123
Purple is shivering.
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>Be Anonfilly.
>You're just chillaxing or is that normalfag speech?
>Regardless, you aren't much for shenanigans right now.
>There's nothing wrong with being comfy in-between shitposting.
>Well, actually you never shitpost and you don't need to somepony else fills that quota.
>Unfortunely, and speaking of...
>A teal filly jumps up next to you on the sofa.
"Not now, sis. Don't you see that I'm reading?" you say and tap the cover of the book your holding without looking up.
>"Whatever nerd. Look what I got, bro," she says.
>You just continue reading.
"It's not bro. We're both female now. It's time you accepted that."
>"Whatever fag. Just look." She pulls down you book and pushes something in your face.
>It's glass jar filled with brown bicuits with chocolate bar pieces baked into it.
>You roll your eyes and shift your position so your view of the text won't be obscured by the cookie-jar.
"We're both adults, Nonny. Who cares about cookies?"
>"No, I'm a filly and as a filly it's fine if I get excited about cookies." She opens the jar and you catch a whiff of chocolate. "Do you want one?"
>You feel something nudge your cheek and you turn your head.
>Your teal sis is holding a cookie in her mouth.
>You blush as she brings the cookie closer to you lips.
>You part them and she sticks it in.
>You don't bite off and she continues.
>Then your lips met.
>Then she twist her jaw and the cookie breaks in half.
>You chew each part of it as look at each other an inch apart.
>After you shallow, you feel those lips upon you again but this time bare.
>A tongue slips in and starts to conquer your mouth.
>"What in the darkest part of Nightmare Moon are you doing?!" a voice behind you shouts.
>The two of you both jump away from each other and snap you heads towards the sound.
>There stands purple with a furious grimace on her face.
"It's not what it looks like," you begin.
>"Isn't it?" she roars. "Then why is the cookiejar open, hmmm?"
Yeah, you probably saw that coming.
>"You two will be eating nothing but soap for the rest of the afternoon for this," she says and carries the jar out the room with magic.
>You blink a few times.
>The teal filly turns to you and says, "Should we try doing the samething with did with the cookie but with a bar of soap?"
"No."
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No.320335
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>>320220
B-but...
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No.320336
>>318103
>>318192
>>318206
~"Nothing lasts forever, aids never ends."
So I decided to continue this.
>There're less trees here but there's one tall as four-story building.
>The thick trunk is bare for several feets.
>All branches have been cut off a long time ago.
>You walk up to it's base and look up.
>A rope is coiled around a branch higher up.
>With you magic, you unwrap the rope and throw it down to yourself.
>With your front hooves, you squeeze the rope and pull the rest of you body from the ground.
>Then you move both your hindlegs to the left side of the rope.
>Then you extend your right back hoof and then use your left back hoof to pull the rope around the right one and then squeeze the rope bwteen them.
>After this, you begin to climb.
>You pull yourself up a new length with your forehooves and then follow suit with your back hooves.
>You climb pass a bunch of boards cobbled together so they look like a floor and swing off onto it.
>She put the rope back again with a wave of her horn.
>On the floor she stood on was a tree house the size of a real house.
>It was hard to see from below due to the leaves of the tree crown blocking the view.
>Your horn glow green as you start to mumble words.
>A circular plate is on the door.
>The inscriptions on it begin to fill with green light as you chant.
>You hear a click.
>You immediately push the the door open with your snout.
>Inside is mostly dark with the exception of a few candles here and there.
>You step inside, close the door, dry your hooves off with a nearby towel, and navigate the house with ease.
>You enter a room and found who you were looking for: Your mom.
"Mother," you say with a shaky voice.
>A mustard furred mare turns from a table cluttered with open books and gives you a scrutinizing look.
>"Yes?" she asks with eyes that signals to you that she already suspect what you will tell her.
Stop it! It'll be fine.
"I searched over the whole hill but I didn't find any Tomb-rose seed," you say.
>You look at the floor as you speak and you scratch one of your front hooves with the other.
>"Tch."
>That's all the sound you need to start to tense up and hold your breath.
>"Which hill did you look over? Describe it for me."
>You take just a brief moment to think over what to say.
"Well, uhh... The one you told me to look over."
>Your head remains hanging but your eyes peer up and face the most scary thing in the entirety of the Everfree: Your mom's disappointed face.
>"Which was?"
"Uhm, you told me to go through the mud moat passed the gnarrly log and take left after the breezy mushrooms, right?"
>Her face becomes softer.
>"Yes, that's exactly right. Go on."
"Then I just walked straight for a like forever and I saw that phoniex nest and even a phoneix landing in it. From there, I saw it right behind that nest."
>You shut one eye and make a gesture to give the idea of a line.
>It's similar to that military 'go in' gesture.
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>rape
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>>320220
>teal
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>>320335
I didn't get it at first but that's a pretty good joke.
>>320347
Mmmm, cosy.
>Be Red filly.
>Vomit and Shrek won't leave you alone.
>The green one bites hold of your tail, nom!, and the other one is blephing constantly in front of your face.
>Your glower at the orange filly, which she clearly sees, is only obstructed by the need to blink.
"Look guys, I just wanna go to the toilet in peace," you say.
>"Yeah, but we're all girls-" the orange one begins but is interupted by the green one.
>"Fillies." After that correction she goes back to munching on your tail.
>"Fair enough, My point is, as the female members of the this world's dominate species it's our sworn duty to keep up tradition."
>You heighten one of your eyebrows.
"And that tradition is?" you ask.
>"To visit bathrooms together." She gestures away towards the horizon even though your inside your own house.
>Green nods to her statement.
>You feel your bladder telling you it needs release so you sigh.
"Okay, fine. But don't do anything weird."
>"Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a cupcake in my eye," she chants the pinkie promise and does the motions.
>You look behind you.
>As green sees your gaze, she also start doing the motions while mumbling the words through your tail.
>This satisfy you.
>This is Pinkie and Purple's domain.
>It had been evident since you got here that they were the successors of Princess Celestia's and Discord's dynamic of being physical representations of chaos and order in this world.
>A Pinkie promise was probably better than any contract written by a griffin lawyer with the most chutzpah in all of Equestria.
>You nod to orange and move passed her as green is dragged along by you.
>You enter the bathroom with your entourage.
>"So what do you wanna do first?" the orange filly asks as she gives you a bright smile.
"Pee."
>"Ooh, so it's to the toilet then?"
"...Yeah." You shake you head as you speak but you do it so little and fast that's more looks like you tremble from side to side.
>You walk across the bathroom rug and push up the lid of the toilet before sitting down on its seat.
>This time you don't have to hold your tail so it doesn't get wet by dipping into the toilet bowl, because someone else is munching on it.
>You feel that your bladder really needs to be drained but you have two pairs of cheerful eyes on you with a hint of anticipation.
>You cough in your hoof.
>"Could you turn around, please. I can't really do it with you... well, looking at me."
>"Do you need some help. How about I turn the tap," orange say and move towards it.
>Soon the sound of running water can be heard comming from Orange.
>"Which is most inspiring? This," orange asks and turn on the faucet to basically full-throttle or this, "or this." She turn the small chrome wheel and a thine but stll whole string of water gives off a sizzling sound as it hit the drain of the basin.
>You shut your eyes and massage your templates.
"Please, stop. You know well enough that that's not what I asked for. I want you two," you say and look over to the green filly, "to stop looking at me while peeing."
>The orange filly blinks.
>She looks a bit disappointed.
>She titls her head to the side and asks, "But what if you need help?"
>You stare at her with wide eyes, your mouth opens but no sounds come out, and you shake your head slowly.
"I think I can pee on my own," you say while keeping your facial expression but changing your head's motion into a rapid nod that again almost resembled trembling with direction.
>"B-but... I'm helping you by holding tour tail," the green filly says as you feel it swing down at the toilet's exterior as she drops it. "Without me, it could have fallen into the toilet."
"First off," you hold a hoof in the air, "the water is clean. Secondly, I'm quite capable of taking care of this myself. I have done so ever since I got here."
>The green minature horse walks up to you.
>"But I'd just wanna help youuu," she wails.
>She climb up on you with her front hooves placeed on your hindlegs and begin to nuzzle you profusly.
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No.320393
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>Be Anonfilly.
>Be in Rustling Pages, a bookstore in Canterlot.
>With your nose, you flip some hardcovered books out of the way in the fantasy section pile.
'The Floating Discs of the Hightlands by Alley Gust', 'The Forbidden School of Magic by Young Tree', and 'Zappie Snappy and The Gnarly Black Tree of Silence by J.K. Yearling'; you read the titles in your head.
Wait, isn't J.K. Yearling that Daring Doo author?
>You looked at the cover.
>A blue pegasus with a red and yellow mane tried to fly out of reach from some black branches that seemed to grab after her like tentacles.
>It certainly looked like Daring Doo cover.
>You had actually read the first book of Daring Doo, your mom being a huge fan and all that.
>Speaking of which, the pegaus in the image was kinda light blue now that you thought of it.
>She also head pink eyes and...
>Yeah, Daring Doo had written a fantasy story with Rainbow Dash as the main character.
>Did she know?
>Only one way to find out.
>With your wing, you open your saddlebag and pull out a feather pen, an ink bottle, and a paper.
>After dipping your pen into the ink, you scribble down a message for your mom.
>You roll it into a scroll.
>You look around; Where is that unicorn?
Maybe in the romance section, you think.
>You pack back your stuff into you bag and bring the book under one wing and the scroll under the other as you walk off to the romance section.
>You smile as you find who you're looking for.
>A yellow unicorn's face has dived into a book that she hold up with her blue magic.
>You hear the small giggles here and there.
>She seems to become self-aware and combs some of her blue bangs of her mane behind one of her ears.
>She looks around to see if anypony is staring at her; she finds one: You.
>She recognice the knowing sly smile on your lip, blush a little, and look away.
>You walk up to her and tries to peek at what she is reading but she pulls the book out of your view.
>Your gazes meet.
>"Go read your adventure books, will you? Shoo," she says and waves you away with a hoof but she can't help but to grin a little.
"What can't I read it? You seemed to enjoy yourself? Maybe, I'd like it too," you say with a shit-eating grin.
>"Hm-mm. I was but-" She shakes her head but the playful smile is plastered on her face. "-you only want to read it to make fun of me."
>She pokes you with a hoof in your green fluff.
>Your grin somehow does the impossible and stretch even further and you look to the side.
"Nah, would I do that to a friend? We- Haha. All like diff-Ha-"
>"See, you can't even finish it. So no, you're not gonna get to read it."
>You see her slide the book into a plastic bag.
>You make a bluff attempt to reach for the book with your wing by stretching it over her back and stick it into the plastic bag.
>She just hoist it to the ceiling.
"Oh, you wanna go? You think I won't fly up there and get it?" You playfully flap your wings but carefully as not to drop what they're carrying.
>She rolls her eyes to begin with but then sees the book in your wing and look puzzled.
>She points to the book in your wing.
>"You find something you liked? That's unusual," she says.
"Uh."
>You reveal the contents of both your wings and hold them up to your friend.
"Do you remember that I told you that my mom is friends with J.K. Yearling?" you ask.
>"Yeah," she says and nods as she looks over at the book.
>Her eyes go wide and her mouth creates a solid, 'o' shape.
>"Ooh, wait," she turn to you, "You mean to tell me that. That's so cool!"
>She smiles at you and you blush.
"I mean I think the resemblance is quite striking, don't you?" you say.
>"So you learned about this now?" she asks somewhat surprized.
>You nod.
"Yeah, I've not heard anything about this from mom that's why I came to you. I need you to send this scroll to my mom," you say and nudge your head towards the scroll.
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No.320442
>>320393
>Be Anonfilly.
>"H...Py. Bir.. Day. Hap.. Birth..." you barely hear the words.
>You roll over in your sleep.
>You feel something wet on your cheek.
>Your eyes flutter a bit but you decide to snooze.
>"Come on, sweetie. Don't you want cake?" a singsong voice asks.
>You recognice that voice.
"P-purple," you mumble.
>You hear a sigh followed by a throaty giggle.
>You feel the tip of your ear being slightly pinched between two rows of teeth.
>With half-lidded eyes, you glance up at your assailant.
>A pair of purple irises meets you with only love in them and a face covered in short but thick horse fur.
>A blue bang from her mane drags against your horn, an appendage that she shares.
>"Wwas mmmy reeeal nnnaaamme, hmm?" she says as continues to nibble your ear.
>You look at her, puzzled, as you wipe the crust out of your eyes.
"What? Purplesma-" you say but stop yourself.
>You blush and look down.
>Purple begin to pull in your ear as the corners of her lips digs small holes in her cheeks.
>She gives you a look that says, 'What was that?'
"Twi-Twilight Sparkle," you call out as you feel little pain from having you ear pulled.
>She looks at you with a faux glare and releases your now wet eartip.
>She shakes her head and snakes her hooves under your body before pulling you into a tight embrace.
>You feel her cosy fur on yours and feel her beating heart.
>"What's my name?" she whispers into your ear.
>You blink at her and she concedes to give you a clue.
>"What am I to you?" she asks.
"My..." Your eyes widen in realization, then your top row of teeth drags over your lower lip as you smile.
"You're my... Purplesmart."
>She smiles back at you, completely understanding that you understood what she wanted you to say.
>She pushes you back so you fall on your back in the bed and then proceeds to blow raspberries on your stomach.
>It tickles like mad and you start laughing as if you are mad.
>You tire to push her head away from you but Purple is too stronk.
"Haha- Okay okay. I'll say it. Just stop," you say as you try to curl into a ball, more or less, to give Purple's lips a smaller stomach area to haress; the strategy was unsuccessful.
>But she does stop and look up but remain an inch above your belly.
>She place her chin on your bellybutton, which horses have..? It appears they do.
>"Say it."
>You breath in and out.
"Mmmmm-Purplesmart."
>Purple dives like a hungry lionness.
>You roar with laughter.
"Ha- Okay. *Hiccup* Mom. Mommy. Whatever you want. *Hiccup*"
>"That's better."
>With her pair of front hooves, she hooks your haunches and pull you down before lying down ontop of you.
>She nuzzles your neck.
>"That's right. Who's your mommy?" she whipsers into your ear.
>You nuzzle her back and with a smile on your face, you whisper back into her ear, "You are. You're the best mommy for a michevious filly such as myself."
>She pulls away from you and look at you with a funny smile.
>"Well, the first step is to admit one has a problem, though, make sure you don't become too obediant, alright? I'll feel old." She winks at you.
"That I can promise. Where there is an Anon there is shenanigans."
>You just gaze upon each other for a while in love.
>Then you speak up,
"So what's up with the wake up, Pur-mom." You quickly correct yourself as you see Twilight's face.
>"Don't you know which day it is today?" she asks.
"No, is something speci-" You stop yourself as you see a plate with slice of cake on your bedside table.
>She follows you gaze and says, "Pinkie baked it for you."
>A silver spoon with a handle decoratively desgined to look like a flower surrouned by grass blades is lifted by a purple veil of magic.
>The spoon scopes up a spoonful amount of the cake and hovers over to your mouth.
>"Say, 'ahh'," Twilight says.
"Ahh."
>She sticks the spoon in your mouth and you close it.
>Strawberry cream, with whipped cream, sugary bread bottom, green almond paste mix in your mouth and their flavours caress your tongue as they melt ontop of it.
>You swallow after a bit of chewing.
"Thanks mom that was really tasty."
>You're about to say something more but another spoon of cake pokes your lips and Twilight opens her mouth again, "Ahh."
>You comply and let yourself be feed.
>Purple wanted to feed you herself and so she did until the whole cake was consumed.
>When the cake is finally gone, Purple sits up and takes the plate with her as she leaves your room,
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>>320337
>necc
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>>320455
Red Filly has an fat ass.
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>>320630
UUUU
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>>320644
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVXYZ
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>>320662
Oh god this gives me a headache, is there an original version?
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>>320667
There is.
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No.320672
>>320669
>Be Anonfilly
>You're horny but have no hole.
>Doing the most basic of tasks is a challenge now.
>You tried ignoring it for a while.
>Ducking magic censuring everything.
"Twilight! Twilight! You have to help me!"
>A burning desire that is has been building for months
>again
>"Anon if it's to give you your weird flesh thing bad there's no way."
"Twilight I'm fbucking in heat I need some release!"
>Your vision is starting to swim a bit more and the floor body slams you.
>"A-anon! It'll be okay! SPIKE! Everything will be fine! Just stay calm and-"

>Be Twilight Sparkle
>Anon is glowing after her fall.
>She said something about heat.
>Cooling her down until she gets help is ideal.
>After all you do have personal guards.
>"Ooooohhhh!~♡"
"It'll be okay!"
>Despite tossing her into a cold bath it's steaming up like a sauna.
>She's hot even to your magic.
>The tub is starting to melt.
>You, Twilight Sparkle, are starting to feel a little hot yourself.
>As if compelled by mind magics you writhe on top of your Anon filly licking and touching all that you can.
>A white hot blaze is set in your hearts and in your manes.

>Princess Celestia watching over the country side sees Twilight's tree castle.
>It's now on fire.
>And moaning.
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No.320674
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>>318549
Harvey, I am in need of this image. I can't find it and desu nuked it.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19394011/#19417182
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No.320678
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>>320674
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>pic related
>What does filly do next?
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>>320730
She calls Aryanne to put that little reptile in his place.
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No.320741
>>320730
Politely decline, aka:
>"Ew, faggot!"
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No.320780
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>>320678
Thank you.
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>>320780
No problem
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No.320794
File (hide): 73C560F1BB903E41B9FA462290E4893E-53301436.mp4 (50.8 MB, Resolution:1280x720 Length:00:03:22, MLP FIM Pinkie Pie Smile Song Acapella HD.mp4) [play once] [loop]
MLP FIM Pinkie Pie Smile Song Acapella HD.mp4
>You're Anon now a filly.
>You turn to book horse to explain the madness.
"Pst Twilight why is everybody marching in the streets and bouncing on roofs?"
>She gestures waving her hoof sweeping across one side to the other.
>"Anon it's everypony and can't you hear the music?"
>You listen to the synchronized steping of hooves
>The Ponies singing to some unknown tune
"You're not fucking with me are you Sparkle?"
>Suddenly Twilight grabs you and sings loudly in your ears
>"This little friend of mine!"
>Then everything stops
>Waiting for your cue
>But you're choking on spaghetti
>What comes out is a quiet murmur.
"Uhhh big friend of mine?"
>And everypont cheers
>Actually cheers mimicking a bass
>Fucking discount horse land doesn't even have proper musical numbers.
>You feel a chill down your spine as if some force took great offense to that thought.
>Whatever, time to find something to do.
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No.320797
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>>320793
Tell me about the rabbits, Twiggy.
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File (hide): 3F4763C2CC8BD3CAF0A31316743DDDED-15774209.mp4 (15.0 MB, Resolution:1440x1080 Length:00:05:47, Spoilered) [play once] [loop]
Spoilered
>>320797
A little flat field for the rabbits-

Of 'mous and Men. But is that really the tale that is to be told?
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No.320799
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Twilight looks down at the dead stallion, broken, just like everything Filly touches. The old mare looks stunned. Were she a lesser mare the elder pony would have collapsed.
Twilight pacing desperately.
"We'll have to tell them. Maybe they won't hurt Filly." The wisened mare rebuts.
"His herd will want blood."
"Maybe if I say-"
"You know as well as I do what you have to do."
So they steeped in silence.

Pinkie with her broken hoof, held the rifle and rallied the ponies to action.

Finding Filly in the brush, Luger pressing against the Alicorn's fur, a reminder along with the search party.
"How'd I do Twilight I waited for you I did."
"Well Filly I want you to sit down and we're going to ralk about our dream."
"Oh- oh boy!"

"I really see it Twilight! I see it! I-"
>Bang
Twilight slowly slumps on the nearby tree.
"What a fuckin' sad end Purple Book Read." Anonfolly turns around in perfect health.
"F-Filly? B-but I shot you?" Twilight looks uncomprehending.
"Somebody Sunbutt sized would have died from that. You know what happened? You missed because I'm not a giant mare I'm a filly." A spark jumos to Twilight Sparkle a confused look spreads.
"Whatever fine I'll pretend to be dead."

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No.320867
>You slide up to Rarity on the Ponyvillain streets.
"Marshmellow cane you teach me how to be bretty?" you ask like a chadminihorse.
>And she's like, "Darling darling darling..."

>Later at Rarity's boutique.
>You're black mane is now tied by several hairrolls.
>You'll probably look similar to Cozy Glow after you're done but with a black mane.
>"Darling darling darling. I make dresses."
>You try on several dresses.but then you hear a knock on the door.
>"Darling darling dfarling." Rarity opens the door.
>Outside is Applejack.
>When she sees you in a frillly dress she starts shouting, "Apples apples apples!"
>She begins to drag you out the door.
>"No need to bretty things that don't need brettying."
>Rarity bites hold of you tail, trying to counterdrag,
>"Darling, Filly make own decision."
>"Filly mah filly.." applejack argues.
>Rarity loses her grip ans earth pony master race is triumphent.
>Rarity gets mumcucked abd you get a spanking for not being apples apples apples.
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No.320881
"Nonny! Nonny! It's time for breakfeast. You don't wanna be late for the race today," Purple shouts outside your room.
>Ugh!
>Another day with the match maker.
"I'm commin Purple," you shout back as you groggily step out of bed.
>After getting ready, you enter the dinner hall of this crystal tree.
"What were you talking about earlier? Race? What race?" you ask the supreme ruler of Equesria.
>You sit down and start to dig into some horse food.
>Your mom, Princess Twilight Sparkle, is already at the table with a plate fill with horefood.
>There's also spike who's eating gems.
>"Oh, I didn't tell you?" Purple grins sheepishly at you as she waves a hoof in the air.
>Between chewing a on your daffodil sandwich you ask, "Tell me. *chews* About what? *Shallows*"
>"Today is the annual running of the leaves. I applied you to the little running of the leaves race, the one for fillies and colts."
>You sigh and roll you eyes.
"So let me guess. Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scotoloo will be there. What a coincidence."
>"Well, heh heh." She puts her hooves together. "They usually run in it so..."
>You rock you head from side to side.
"Can I ignore them?" you asks with a sarcastic tone.
>Twilight frowns a bit.
>"Well, you probably could but it would be very impolite. But I don't like your tone, Nonny."
"Ahh is that so. What's wrong with it, mom?"
>"You agression. You're right to suspect that I want you to hang out with them but that's because I'm worried about you, you know?"
Anonymous
No.320893
>>320798
Based Bombadil.
Anonymous
No.320966
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Anonymous
No.321369
321602
>Twilight 'Purplecus Bookus' Sparkle, Fillified nightmare beings, and Nyx stand pretending to be ashamed on the couch while Twilight continues her existence as a chef.
>By grilling.
>"Anonymous, Dyx, Nyx, why I-"
"Twilight! There's no way for me to do that with her."
>Purple the magic uni-horse unlike this topcunt waits patiently for the pregnant delivery.
"I'd be dead by drinking that much alcohol!"
>Twilight is a fan of slapstick drama it's why she uses it so much.

>After the jumping incident we headed down to Manehatten for royal business, we came long like a leech because like a leech on Twilight coming alone was out of the question since the hotel was so far from home.
>"Okay fillies stay right here I forgot the milk needed for the presentation."
>Twilight pops in twinkling teleportation.
>"Abandoned agin hunh."
>"N-n-n-no? She'll be right back."
"If this were a story this would be the call to adventure or the backstory about the god empress of ponykind. My money is on the second."
>Just as that moment passes without fanfare ponies wearing silky dark robe like outfits with colored belts.
>"Wha-ta-ta-cha! Secret Pony Dojo grand seasonal opening! Half off for matching mane braids."
"I knew it."
>Joining worked out perfectly, except when the Sparkle division of the royal guard burst through the walls.
>That's how Twilight usually got her Tuesday milk.
>She even brought the slapstick pre-emptively this time.
Anonymous
No.321602
dyx.gif
>>321369
>Dyx
Filly wants to play.
Anonymous
No.321662
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Anonymous
No.321736
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Haha, laugh at this smol faggot. So smol!
Anonymous
No.321749
321755
This is probably the best place to say it
Thank you for not being faggots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJp7X87WYy8
Anonymous
No.321755
321814
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>321749
Thanks... This is /MLPOL/.

I disagree. I think it would be better to put it in getting it off your chest thread in /üb/, with >> back here saying, "Glad Filly Anon isn't a flaming homo" or make one in /sp/.
Whatever I'm glad you didn't link something else which would be worse off or a wall of text.

The reason why is Anon Filly isn't a general otherwise it would be /Filly Anon General/
Anonymous
No.321786
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Anonymous
No.321814
>>321755
Don't kid yourself. This is a general thread by every metric except litterally having the word "general" in the title.
Anonymous
No.321816
I thought of a joke

basically something scary or dangerous happens in a story and Pinkie says "I want my mommy"

and then anonfilly says "I want your mommy too"

comedy gold, I know
Anonymous
No.321949
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Anonymous
No.322029
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Anonymous
No.322331
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Anonymous
No.322348
>>322331
Lovely!
Anonymous
No.322473
322474 322476
Anonfilly would be the perfect VTuber, think about it
>a cute with high-pitched voice
>mature sense of humor, understands fans
>loves vidya
>no one would be angry if some wizard turned out to be the little filly, because that's the whole point

Only problem is finding a streaming platform where you can say "faggot" whenever you want.
Anonymous
No.322474
322475
>>322473
If only gab.ai had a twitch-knockoff.
Or maybe if OBS had the option to bypass twitch and directly upload a stream other fans with OBS can tune into
Anonymous
No.322475
>>322474
OBS does have that option though
Anonymous
No.322476
You need a someplace to stream it to IE a server (you can make your own, or any of the live stream sites) to distribute the content.
>>322473
>Anonfilly plays herself as a little filly avatar
Anonymous
No.322487
322603 322617 322618
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It's nice to be back on this site, despite life circumstances. I'll write some stuff before I go to sleep. Can't promise I'll be here after this post for a day or two; library is closed, don't have much money left to order and loiter at a McD, and I am preparing for some really tough times.

>a swirl of voices fills your ears, but around you is complete blackness
>you try to focus your ears to understand them, and immediately regret it
>"You're how old? Jesus christ man, get ahold of yourself."
>"Do a flip already. Nobody wants to hear it."
>"Anon, have you considered accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior? You know that redemption isn't in your control."
>"OP can't get enough of the taste of cock tonight. Sage in all fields."
>
>
>
>Welcome to filly space. You've been here for as long as you can remember.
>you awaken in the inner sanctum you were granted by the purple one
>the castle bedroom is not overly posh, but certainly well furnished; your room is well kept only because your domineering foster-mother pushes you to pick up after yourself
>you roll out of bed and immediately get to making it, taking care to fluff up the pillow and flip it over
>your daily rituals are a quick and painless measure, after so many years of being the filly
>by the time you finish brushing, bathing, and generally preparing for the day ahead of you, right on cue, purplecunt knocks at your door
>...and then immediately opens it, defeating the purpose of the courtesy knock
>you fucking horse...
>"Good morning, Anon! I see you've already prettied yourself up before 8. You're doing a great job."
"It's whatever. Didn't like getting knots in my hair anyway..."
>"Anyways, I wanted to let you know that that Germane filly you like to chat with so much stopped by. She was kind enough to offer a batch of sweets for you, if you'd like to have some before you go out today."
>you nod eagerly, quickly following her out of your room and toward the Royal Dinner Table(TM) for orange juice and whole-grain cereal
>since becoming the filly, everything tastes so wonderful, even the things that you take for granted tasting bland or unappetizing like plain rice, grains, and crackers
>but like all things, breakfast has to end eventually; you wouldn't want to mess up your figure anyway
>as they say, a second on the lips, forever on the hips
>....
>something doesn't seem right about that thought
>you shake your head slightly after a moment, just in time to see a doggy bag with four caramel-chocolate stroopwafels inside placed in front of you
>"Well, Anon, I'll let you run along now. Stay safe out there, and make sure to share your sweets with your friends!"

>you nibble on one 'wafel as you exit the outskirts of Ponyville and start walking the streets
>you make your way to the Hoofler residence pretty quickly, and approach the front door just in time for the pony in question to peek out her window and spot you
>"Ah! Guten morgen, meine freund! I was hoping to see you!"
"Well, obviously I was gonna come by and thank you for the stroopwafels at the very least."
>she gives the most heart-melting smile, her baby blue eyes shining with a wholesome energy you can't help but smile back at
>"Ja, I suppose you are right, Anon. But du hast nicht need to come by so soon!"
"No, no, really. It's alright. I wanted to get out anyway. Gotta get my exercise! At least that's what purplesmart keeps telling me."
>her tittering laugh is music to your ears
>the sun reaches the perfect height to allow both a gentle chill in the air and a soothing warmth in the light
>in this moment you are euphoric, and this time, at least in part, you can thank a god (or goddess) for that
>thanks, sunbutt.
>maybe next time Twiggles invites her over, you could banter around a bit with her again...

>you feel sunlight hitting your eyes
>every part of you aches
>you reach up to rub your eyes and prepare them to open; the crust is thick and scratches the skin around your eyesockets
>as you open your eyes, you are greeted with pale grey fabric
>no more than two feet above your face is the ceiling
>to your left, gently pressing against your thigh, is your door
>just above your legs, a wheel
>and in the passenger seat, a handle of orange Jack Daniel's
>the air inside your car is humid, yet also suffocating due to the greenhouse effect
>the temperature is just above 80 degrees and it's only just past sunrise
>outside your car is an asphalt parking lot
>Wal-Mart never really gave much of a shit about people parking overnight, and with overnight surveillance you were less likely to get mugged
>your stomach aches, so you quickly get your socks and shoes on, and reach into your trunk for food
>pretzels, peanut butter, granola, ramen...
>fuck it, you'll have the pretzels this time
>you reach into your cooler, pulling out a can of diet soda and cracking it open
>you sit back in the car, eating your "breakfast" and driving toward the local gym for your daily shower
>today is Monday, and you want to be prepared for any possible job interviews
>even if you're wearing these jeans and this grey shirt for the third day in a row
>today's the day, right?
Anonymous
No.322603
322617 322619
>>322487
I was gonna come up with more but, between life circumstances and not wanting to completely ruin this thread, I'll just keep it to myself..you fillies stay safe. I can't promise the same.
Anonymous
No.322617
322619
>>322487
>>322603
I'm sorry Anon, I hope things get better for you soon. It was a good green, I'm sorry I didn't read it sooner but I'm so damn busy with school these days... it feels like the entire fucking world has gone mad. I miss the days when I would just hop on here and write greens and people would read them and cheer me on despite the fact that I kinda sucked... it was a lot simpler.
Anonymous
No.322618
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>>322487
Never know when a faggot of herd of fillies might attack.
Anonymous
No.322619
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>>322603
>>322617
Anonymous
No.322622
1880516.jpeg
>Spoopy scary skellington
>Your a filly but just the bones
Anonymous
No.322660
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>>322619
Maybe another time...I'd recommend some other filly flesh out the Omori ripoff concept green instead. I don't feel like doing much more than lingering at the gym until my interview. Wish me luck that I can stay at a McDonald's for more than two weeks before I have break and just....shut down again.
Anonymous
No.322674
>>322660
Good luck Anon. I'm sure I can speak for all of us when I say I'm rooting for you. Stick it to the semites.
Anonymous
No.322823
>>322660
GL Anon, I hope you come out of this on the other side better than you went in! If not... well, we'll be waiting here for you all the same.
Anonymous
No.322825
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Anonymous
No.322901
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>Which FillyAnon would you choose if you had to sexually ravage at least one once a week due to excruciating circumstances that end in 'or else'?
Anonymous
No.322902
>>322901
Aren't they all the same man?
Anonymous
No.322904
>>322901
Definitely not the brit, I'd rather fuck someone who doesn't ask stupid questions.
Anonymous
No.322906
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>>322901
I'm no necrophile, sorry.
Anonymous
No.322923
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Anonymous
No.322925
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>>322923
Anonymous
No.322986
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>>322923
>ywn use a plump filly booty as a pillow
why live?
Anonymous
No.322995
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>>322986
>Make the change you want to see in the world.
Whelp time to increase colorful friendship pones into 2D and 3D.
Anonymous
No.323027
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Anonymous
No.323031
>>323027
>the cow
Mean filly.
Anonymous
No.323129
323151 323154
I won't continue this. Just wrote it be happenstance.
>Be filly.
>You small green hooves sink passed the small layer of water into the mud below.
>You twist and turn with your head.
>The machette in your mouth hacks and slashes the wall of straws in your way.
>As you move, you shake off some of the mosquitoes that are trying to find a way in through the net over your body.
>They flee up into the air right above you and joins that cloud of swirling dots.
>”You're doing great, Anon! Just continue cut away at it,” the words of encouragement comes from behind you.
>You glance back towards the voice's owner, even though you don't need to because you already know who it belongs to.
>You find the brown mare with a black and grey mane that is your mom.
>She is a pegasus, she wears a vest and a hard hat that looks like a wide and shallow bowl, and her name is Daring Doo.
>She flashes a confident grin at you for a moment before looking down again at the map and compass she holds in her wing.
>”If I'm not mistaken, we should see the tip of the tempel of Oga-boga-zugzug. A tempel built by the zebras to honour their gods, the gods of liquor and whips; during their productive, we-wus-kangs-zigguha! period.” Daring Pointed with her other wing up and ahead.
>You look towards what your mom is pointing at, sees nothing, and goes back to cleaving straws.
>You continue for a bit more until, your mom speaks up.
>”There it is.” She points with her free wing again. Then she gestures with it for you to come closer. ”You can see the top of it from here.”
>You sheath your blade and walk back to her.
>That's when you see it.
>Above the straws you were just about to clip, you see the round surface of a giant spherical building.
>It's like a globe with smooth surfaces and small dark lines indicating the cracks between the stones holding the building together.
Anonymous
No.323151
>>323129
Neat
Anonymous
No.323152
"Suck Arts Online."
>Atop a sky scratching cliff water from the river flows freely in magic-digital reality.
>"Oi, filly, this is a mare's game."
"I wouldn't be here if I wasn't-"
"New Fag."
>"Why you cheeky horseapple!"
>In this massive multiplayer online full experience game is the use of the Suck Arts.
>"Simple Suck!"
>"CHU~♡"
>A lewd game...
>Player vs Player, Player vs Environment, Player vs the very game itself
"KISS MY ASS!"
>The new fag never expected a turn about like this.
>The previously light green mare turns red meeting such an end.
>Health is used for special attacks always for this hardcore game.
>"Nmmhn! 'N-noooo not like this!' ..."
>The System automatically boosts the battle lines for better playablity.
>Quality assurance triple checked the enjoyment factor.
>"PRENCH REVERSAL!"
"My my you've got guts new fag."
"AVERAGE PONUT JOE TAKEOUT!"
>Clenching with the might of world champion Olympic weight thrower
>Anon The Filly Turned Into A Spin
>The trajectory plotted the ring muscle ready like a frisbee, but -
"MISI MARE TOSS!"
>The new fag flew off into the distance more aero-dynamically
>"I'll get you SAUNOONMY! IF'S IT'S The-"

>Throwing opponents out as a means of winning the fight is looked fown on as a scummy move.
>But its hilarious.
>You are a hidden administrator for this game, and for that moment nobody and no pony knows besides your fellow developer and Co-Owner of this game.
>Filly Anon.
>The reason for the undercover work (besides the fun and hot poners) is that someone, something, or somepony is tampering with the game.
Anonymous
No.323154
daring do.gif
>>323129
Beware what you wish Filly.
Daring Do isn't Purple.
Anonymous
No.323182
could some kind anon do this >>322785 → from >>322778 → ?
Bone15
No.323216
323218
Irl shit has had me really fucking busy, but I couldn't just not write a green for best month.
>It's finally the night.
>You hum the little tune that Dinky sung in that video Greg made ages ago as you carefully remove the pieces of your costume from the bed and put them on one by one.
>You had to make an advance order for Rarity to get it done on time with the seasonal delays and it cost you a few months of allowance, but it was well worth it.
>You smile shyly in the mirror at the filly that greets you; the metal on her cap shining bright in the oil lamplight.
>Her red armband free of even a single speck of dust.
>Her swastikas non-Hortler'd.
>You couldn't afford a P08 back when you were human unfortunately, or it might've come over with you.
>A few things did, your long-dead computer, your small collection of knives, your calculators...
>It was a sad day when your trusty TI-83 finally ran dry her last AAs.
>May she rest in peace.
>But right now, you have houses to search.
>Griffins to get ready for Thanksgiving dinner.
>Well, Equestria doesn't have an equivalent for that...
>But you'll make do the best you can.
>The best thing about dressing up as a member of the SS in Equestria is that nopony asks questions or thinks it odd.
>You had to give Twilight a little bit of background on them, you told her that they were military keepers of the peace where you were from.
>If only they could've kept the peace fully...
>You straighten the cap, as it was resting at a 179.5 degree angle, simply unacceptable.
>The night is not just young at this point, if one were to stick with the age metaphor it would likely have severe birth defects for coming out so soon.
>But as all metaphors fall apart under scrutiny, you place your first forehoof out the door and begin to hum a familiar tune as you walk through the festivities that are being assembled.
>Apples being dipped in caramel, cakes being funneled, the cool breeze blowing the sides of your mane about...
>A few mares compliment your costume, and you simply smile at them and nod.
>You know you look aesthetic as fuck, you don't need to be told.
>...but it still feels good.
>"Ooh! Annnon!"
"League!"
>You trot up to the tannish filly and the two of you give each other your customary greeting, a bit nuzzling.
"I love your Babe Ruth costume! Very accurate."
>She scratches the back of her mane with a hoof.
>"Hey, I owe it to you. You're the one who told me they have baseball back where you came from too, heh."
"Well, I can't take credit for the costume design. Are you sure you don't have some sort of design talent?"
>She takes a look at her unmarked flank and does a sort of shrug as best she can while still keeping all four hooves on the ground (it sorta angles the front half of her body downwards).
>"Your guess it as good as mine... are we going to go hunting around for candy tonight?"
"You bet your flanks we are, just as soon as Twilight gets back from the drycleaners... she has an interesting costume-"
>You nearly fall over as the air in front of you displaces to reveal a purple unicorn, dressed in a black suit with her mane slicked back and a fake mustache affixed above her lip.
"Oh, hi mom. Who are you?"
>"You don't recognize me?"
"Uhh... there are a lot of people with mustaches."
>"Horsefeathers... I was reading through your books and I just had to go as Nikola Tesla!"
>She gives you a big smile and you giggle.
"I see it now, are we all ready?"
>Little League nods, but Twilight vanishes for about ten seconds before re-materializing with a candy receptacle of her own.
>You give her an odd look but she just laughs you off and ruffles your mane.
>You love it when she does that, though you'd never tell her in one million fucking years.
>And without another word, the three of you set off into the approaching night for festivities and treats as far as your freakishly large eyes can see.
~Fin.
Bone15
No.323217
323219
Sorry it's a bit short, I have things I need to take care of tonight... in any case I hope you enjoyed a slightly more light-hearted Halloween one-off, I'm prone to writing horror for this month but I just didn't have it in me today and so I decided this was better than nothing. Stay safe out there Anons, I love you fillies (no homo).
Anonymous
No.323218
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>>323216
QTs spotted
F for 80085ulator pocket cruncher
>10/10 would
want to see Twilight 'PurpleSmart' Sparkle ruffle Filly's mane, even if it's not visible through the stylish hat.
Anonymous
No.323219
anonfillies.png
>>323217
Anonymous
No.323221
>"Shining Armour, meet Anonymous Filly, your new fiancee. Go on great her," a dark blue unicorn, that were to be your step-father-in-law say.
>A white unicorn colt who is the same height as you, you are still too young for him to look down on you, it won't be long though; walks passed his father up to you.
>"H-hi!" he nervously greets and waves his hoof beforing looking down at the floor.
>You fucking stare that bitch down.
>You are suppose to be a man Celestia dammit!
>Not some filly!
"Hi!" you answer back with an undertone of venom.
>Your mom, Cookie Crumbles, lightly kicks your hoof.
>A horse's slap on the wrist.
>You wince and give her a sour look which is returned even sourer.
>"Nonny, be polite to the colt. One day he'll be your husband," she says.
>You roll your eyes and look back at him.
>You reach out a hoof towards in a gesture for him to shake it.
>He looks a bit unsure what do and ends up doing nothing.
>You put your hoof down on the floor.
"But he looks like a Faget!" "Memes memes memes memes..." "Stop right there criminal scum. You have violated the law. Pay a fee or go straight to jail."
>The next thing you knew, you are dragged off by you mom into seperate room.
>There you are spanked for a long time meanwhile your sister; Rarity, who is also in this fics canon, pleads for your cheeks.

>Ten years later, Canterlot High-school.
>Be Shining Armour.
>You bench makes a loud thud as somepony slams something on your bench and wakes you from reverie.
>On the table is a lunchbox.
>"Here's your fucking bento, faget," says the familiar voice of your fiancee.
>You look at the plastic box which tells you nothing of it's insides.
>Then you look up at a green ten out of ten beauty with a killer-look, as in, you might wanna write your testimony soon.
>"Oh, I almost forgot," she says and places a big thermos besides your lunch box. "You can't eat without some jews."
>She grins tempoarily before her scowl returns.
"Thanks you," you say and she just nods in response, her facial expression does not change though.
>You just look at each other for a little while.
>She looks down at her gift and up at you again.
>"So, aren't you gonna dig in?" she asks somewhat annoyed.
>You blink and then nods.
"Yeah, of course."
>With your magic you rip of the lid to the bix and find...
"Ssspaghetti and... Veggie tendies?" you ask and look up in puzzlement.
>You didn't mean to make it a question.
>Really, it didn't have to be extravagant, it was the gesture that was counted afterall but you were suprized is all because usually ponies do something fancier when they give away a meal as a gift.
>Anon did not seem to notice.
>"Nutritous and delicious," she says and actually smiles. "Just what a young stud needs, just ask me." She gestures to herself and shuts her eyes as she looks very proud of herself.
>She holds up a hoof and speaks again.
>"By the way, they're not 'veggie tendies', they are chicken veggie tendies" she says and nods to herself.
"Chicken? But there's no such thing as chicken tendies?" You say.
>"I know." A solemn look passes briefly across her face.
>You both say nothing for a short period of time before you lift up a plastic fork, that was in the box, and taste the food.
>She looks expectly at as you chews.
>You swallow.
>"How was it?"
"It was good? A bit dry but otherwise crisp and tasty."
>She nods with a smile as if you just spoke old wisedom.
>She nudges towards the thermos.
>"Now, try your drink and tell me what you think.”
>You open the thermos and take a gulp.
>And then spit it out instantly and start couging.
>You strangle yourself as you look at Anon.
”What is this?”
>”Vodka. Obviously.”
>She starts to pour it down her own throat in a few greedy gulps.
>Then she smacks her lips and seems to savour the taste.
Anonymous
No.323347
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Anonymous
No.323381
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>>323347
Slut.
Anonymous
No.323428
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Anonymous
No.323482
>Not again
>Blood caked on the stone walls of this damned cell spell it out again and again
"Choose."
>Choose.
>Will you betray them to live one more day?
>There is a serving plate this timeless grinning place only ends once it's full.
>Only things that fill it are from the outside.
>The things that are yours and the things you can take.
>Your perpetually short tail when it began is a constant reminder.
>As is the jagged holes in your memories.
>So too is the limbs you've cut.
>Again the seemingly innocuous filler is taken forever.
>You're so unnaturally dry.
>Moments away from snapping.
>And no pony could ever figure out why.
>The platter grins up at you.
>Starving for this feast.
>None could figure out why your body
>the one painfully crafted to save your life
>is falling apart.
>You're falling asleep perhaps that is a way out.

>Not again.
>Blood caked on the stone walls of this
Anonymous
No.323610
323612
Guys, look what I found:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUPWHzK_hMc
Look at that name, "Fgt_With_A_Tuba."
Remember that fic by assfaggot where Anon gets an instrument to troll Purple during her sex with Starlight. It was a tuba.
What is filly's second name? Faggot.
Anonymous
No.323612
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>>323610
>What is filly's second name? Faggot.
Don't test your luck, faggot.
Anonymous
No.324322
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Anonymous
No.324335
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So when this thread finally hits bump limit, I assume that Nueve won't continue it. Considering: https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/37717282.

I'm not attacking anyone and I don't want filly to die on this board but it seems like almost all fillyfags have moved over to the thread on /mlp/
Anonymous
No.324336
>>324335
>Seems
Anonymous
No.324343
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>>324335
I'm /mlpol/ exclusive (barring some on ponepaste). It's just obtaining the stuffs to do it.
Anonymous
No.324359
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>>324335
But this is where the lewd goes
Anonymous
No.324370
324387
>>324335
what >>324343 says. I'm not leaving this site and have no plans to do so, especially with how much farther 4cuck has gone downhill in the years since I stopped going there. If faggots want to jump off a perfectly good ship and swim back to a rotting, battered raft on the edge of falling apart, then let them.
Anonymous
No.324372
324387
faggot.png
>>324335
>I assume
This ride never ends fren.
Nueve
No.324377
324387
>>324335
I haven't planned of anything of the sort, this thread means lot to me and not having it here would be a shame
Anonymous
No.324387
324389 324432 324453
1635222169812.png
>>324343
>>324359
>>324370
>>324372
>>324377
Well, as I said, I wouldn't blame any of you if you had. I don't want anyone to be guilt tripped into staying but it sure would feel empty without filly in our midst.
Glad to hear it anyway. Without you coming hear back then, I'd probably never had known filly.
Anonymous
No.324389
>>324387
QT.
Anonymous
No.324432
324453
>>324387
>Harshwhinny being this cute
HNNNNNG
Anonymous
No.324453
324461
>>324387
>>324432
Last time Harshwhinny was acute momfu in my memory was the reverse Fluttertrap green (on Pastebin it was called Give Me Wings). I went to re-read it and found out that it was baleeted...does anyfilly perhaps have a backup of the green I'm referring to? I know it's schmaltzy, but I used to read it when I felt emotional...
Anonymous
No.324461
324467
>>324453
use search engine of choice
replace pastebin.com with poneb.in
pt1 https://poneb.in/GGCZjdDX
pt2 https://poneb.in/yvCYNDjU
Anonymous
No.324467
324471 324476
>>324461
Holy shit? Thanks dude, never even heard of this ponebin site. I wonder if it has my old greens...
Anonymous
No.324471
324472
>>324467
It does...jesus, I don't know whether I'm happy or depressed to know my old trash is still out there even after my "leaving the fandom" DFE streaks. Oh god, what if my even earlier content is- nopenopenopebrbgettingouttheflammenwerfer.
Anonymous
No.324472
1583214528111.png
>>324471
You're welcome. I'm proud to have been a part of archiving your old work.
Anonymous
No.324474
The Faggot Code.png

Anonymous
No.324476
324551
>>324467
I haven't been on the altbooru thread for a while, so the following comes from my unreliable memory:
twibooro, ponepaste & bronyhub serve old and fresh greens
ponebin is an archive, only serves old greens; but it is close to pastebins url structure.link to one of your greens?
Anonymous
No.324484
filly.png

Anonymous
No.324551
1528324401707-2.png
>>324476
https://poneb.in/BSi6bHt5

It's kinda natural that I gravitated toward Anonfilly content with my teenaged and adult self being set up with /mlp/ and /mlpol/. Especially because I was really into femboys and gender transformation when I first discovered the lost art of the skunkmaid femboy ERP. I actually kinda went over the above green to see how it aged, and I still enjoy it. I enjoy writing slice-of-life content and transformations that either alter or just augment daily life. Anonfilly in that sense is like, the goings-on of someone who rejects being the cute filly externally and still acts like a tomboy because of the culture they spent their previous life in. And I always found that to be a nice vehicle for stories, even though I have trouble keeping to writing projects.

/rambles, sorry.
Anonymous
No.324701
/r/ing demon filly for 666th reply, for the memes.
Anonymous
No.324711
324712 324714 324823
1636131021041.png
Who is this pony? What's her story?
Anonymous
No.324712
324823
1636086924902.png
>>324711
IIRC she had something to do with Anonfilly.
Anonymous
No.324714
324724
>>324711
either weak bait, or lurk moar
Anonymous
No.324724
324726 324729
1418847.png
>>324714
Hehe, yeah. Sorry, next time it'll be stronger... the bait, that is. I know who she is, old fag here. I was just kidding. Heh...
Anonymous
No.324726
>>324724
Its okay fren, floor is a good pone. She needs a shower, but she's still good.
Anonymous
No.324729
>>324724
She's a NEET and a Marecel
Anonymous
No.324823
324824
>>324711
>>324712
I really really hope you're kidding.
Anonymous
No.324824
>>324823
Eh, this is a hybrid board, so I guess it's natural we'd have at least a few newfags.
Anonymous
No.324826
324878 324957
1636736783731.png

Anonymous
No.324878
324887 324896 324964
1554167342480.png
>>324826
This is my Looooong Filly.
Anonymous
No.324887
324888
>>324878
That Filly isnt that long
Anonymous
No.324888
324890 324896
anonfilly - shrug.png
>>324887
That poor filly cannot be stretched any longer.
Anonymous
No.324890
>>324888
Checked
Filly is a Lengthlet
Anonymous
No.324896
324957 324964
Filly doesn't want up.png
>>324888
>>324878
Filly's length is proportional to the height you lift her
Anonymous
No.324932
324937 324957
1636842389232.png

Anonymous
No.324937
324948 324950
>>324932
We can go longer
Anonymous
No.324948
>>324937
F
No please. Filly can't take it anymore.
Anonymous
No.324950
324953
>>324937
TO THE MOON
O

T
H
E

M
O
O
N
Anonymous
No.324953
324954 324955 324957
1636869387674.png
>>324950
LIMITLESS FILLY
Anonymous
No.324954
>>324953
beautiful!
Anonymous
No.324955
324957 324958
1636870494092.png
>>324953
Have an unclipped wing fix
Anonymous
No.324957
324961
1547873341303.png
>>324826
>>324896
>>324932
>>324953
>>324955
F
This is Filly abuse.
Anonymous
No.324958
324978
>>324955
ok... but can she go shorter?
Anonymous
No.324961
324963 324964
>>324957
Its not abuse if she enjoys it.
Anonymous
No.324963
324964 324966
tortured filly.png
anonfilly - reee, mlp - anonfilly - reee - (1), my little pony - anonfilly - reee.png
>>324961
>if she enjoys it.
Look at her face, she is enduring malevolent stress.
Call Purple!!! And release Filly!!!
Anonymous
No.324964
324969
125EFC32371D78E180C18AD2B930CC8C-102718.png
>>324896
Yes must squish the filly to tiny compact size for storage.
>>324878
Is a nice looooong filly.
>>324961
>Its not abuse if she enjoys it.
<Its not abuse if it's filly anon.
Fixed it.
>>324963
>Call Purple!!!
Yeah! Purple needs to twist filly into a pretzel.
Maybe make filly into a living communication relay to the moon.

But... I think we can go even further beyond. And peirce the heavens!
Anonymous
No.324966
324969
>>324963
She's Ambivalent at best. Purple Cant save you. we're going to Pluto
Anonymous
No.324969
324970
1523942235802-2, 2f497d78939ea1a54d84913556ccd822-495176.gif
>>324964
>>324966
Anonymous
No.324970
324972
>>324969
Yes Scream,Get in as much air as possible. you're gonna have to hold your breath for awhile. Pluto is pretty far away.
Anonymous
No.324972
324973
1569352, ur a wizard, filly.png
>>324970
>Pluto
Don't count on it. Filly has many aces in the sleeve.
Anonymous
No.324973
324974
>>324972
>Magic
Ha Cute. Purple isn't gonna be happy about that.
Anonymous
No.324974
324975
my little pony - anonfilly - (06).png
>>324973
We'll see.
Anonymous
No.324975
324976
6303204.jpg
>>324974
Fillies That piss off purple Don't Get Peetzer.
Anonymous
No.324976
324977
my little pony - anonfilly - hoof.jpg
>>324975
>underestimating the power of unadulterated autism
Anonymous
No.324977
324979
6299933.png
>>324976
What you gonna do with that? Hit me?
Anonymous
No.324978
>>324958
so, i take that she can't go shorter, that is... disappointing.
Anonymous
No.324979
5cnjzwt, ulq5gdi.png
>>324977
>hoof
Filly is thinking creative things.
Anonymous
No.324980
325025
New bread is needed.
Would OP think of the fillies?
Anonymous
No.324988
325002
Really long filly edition?
Anonymous
No.325002
mcintosh - yup.jpg
>>324988
Checked.
It sounds good to me.
Anonymous
No.325010
3d6607e9-454e-11ec-8c9c-01f81583f599.png
>neural-bended anonfilly
Nueve
No.325025
>>324980
Will get to it later tonight, day is busy.
Nueve
No.325048
325050
6906325432542.png
New Bread!
>>325047 →
>>325047 →
>>325047 →
Anonymous
No.325050
>>325048
Thanks.
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