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Do maths, anon. Do maths and we will have sex.
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No.285076
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This little game has started because I was too lazy to make my math homework. So I decided to play with 4chan a little. The rules are simple. Cheerilee want's you to solve those differential equations. If you do good, she is your bitch.

Sadly, I forgot that you can't post porn there so I came here to taste freedom of pony love.
Do maths, anon. Do maths and we will have sex.
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No.285077
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first things first, don't cheat with wolfram and shit. In the end it wont feel that achieving.
Do maths, anon. Do maths and we will have sex.
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No.285078
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Congrats on solving the third problem. Here's your reward.
Do maths, anon. Do maths and we will have sex.
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The first problem is solved too. 3 problems left.
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No.285082
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>differential equations
You an engineer anon?
Do maths, anon. Do maths and we will have sex.
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No.285083
>>285082

Sort of. I will be a guy who puts rails under cho cho thingies so they scatta scatta,
Anonymous
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No.285084
>>285082
I am
Anonymous
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No.285085
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Man, wtf. Having IDs attached to the same poster takes out the anonymity. This place should only serve to dump the goods. Keep it bumped
Soft_Lava
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No.285087
It's my first time using mlpol. It's reallt different compared to 4chan. I don't know what the fuck im doing. do I even reply to the same thread?
Anonymous
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No.285089
Man it has been so long since I have done these by hand. I've forgotten how to do them. I need to go fish out my old diffeq text book.
Soft_Lava
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No.285090
I am going to bed so it might be useless to do it now. Still, thanks for cooperation. I'll be sure to continue this tomorrow.
Anonymous
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No.285093
>>285085
There is an option to turn off ID's when starting a thread.
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No.285095
nice flag lol
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No.285103
Thanks for delivering, OP.
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No.285105
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I solved 5 up to the implicit solution and I am too lazy to do the algebra. Also it has been a while since I have done this so there is a pretty good chance that all of this is wrong.
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>>285076
>If you do good, she is your bitch.
I guess I must undust my calculus books.
Anonymous
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No.285147
>>285105
I just realized I don't need to do all the algebra. I feel stupid now.
y(0)=1
(0^3)/3 +(1^2)(0)+(1)(0)+e^1=C
C=e
Solved!
Anonymous
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>>285105
So it was you again that solved it
Soft_Lava
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Im having a melt down with side study, involving autocad revit shit. Stand by...
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>>285216
>autocad revit
>Autodesk shit
Not the same, but Siemens NX here.
Soft_Lava
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the story so far is - I've made typos here and there, being an idiot I am. So... I can't use your answers. Here is an updated pic with the right formulas, as long as the original ones.

Sorry, everyone. I had to choose between studying and drawing pony butts. As you can see that was not a right choice.
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>>285221
Let this be a lesson Soft_Lava. Pony butt is nice, but you must always fulfill your responsabilities before anything.
At least that way, you enjoy pony butt in peace
Anonymous
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No.285228
>>285221
Cheerille can be OP's bitch without math. RAPE is the answer.
Anonymous
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No.285239
>>285187
Again? That is the first differential equation I solved by hand in years.
Soft_Lava
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I promise to deliver but for now it is all done. Problems are solved in a way that won't satisfy my math teach so I'll have to solve it myself.

Still, this can be a math thread with occasional horse porn and serious math heresy like

0,99999... = 1

or

YYYY-MM-DD time layout.
Soft_Lava
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No.285246
And, lastly...

I want to fuck cheerilee in the ass and drink her juices till she runs dry - like a heated toast till no moist is left in her. Only precious load of goodness.

Phew. Feels nice saying that aloud, now doesn't it? That is all.
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>>285242
>ISO 8601
>heresy
Maybe (you) are the heretic
Soft_Lava
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>>285250
i dont care about either of those standarts. The only one time I had problems with it is when playing papres please where date layout was kinda hard to get quickly.
Anonymous
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>>285242
Chinaman here. There is nothing wrong with 0,99999... = 1 and YYYY-MM-DD is the standard.
Anon, as long as you eat and sleep well, you can get by just fine. I haven't touch calculus for almost half a decade so I can't be any help. Good luck, ruskie-kun!
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>>285270
>There is nothing wrong with 0,99999... = 1
Yup. Mathematical analysis says so. If anyone needs near absolute precision try functions, but still those awful approximations will show up.
Soft_Lava
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Hawt
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>>285312
>Cheerliee
She looks so happy.
Anonymous
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>>285312
There seems to be an extreme lack of crotch tits in this image, don't you like them?
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You're funny slav anon. Cheerilee is a great horse. College algebra, high school calc, and stats I are all I got under my belt. I can't into math.
Soft_Lava
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Im curious. can you tell me what mlpol is since I'm a newfag who came fom 4chan? Are mlp and mlpol rivals? What sre rules in here? Do you have a history, your legends? i'd love to hear about it.
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>>285441
>>174798 →
https://mlpol.net/policy
I'm too much of a newfag here to be retelling anything accurately. This is a very nice place to be. Stick around frien.
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>>285441
/mlpol/ is the result of mods on 4chan combining /mlp/ and /pol/. The boards were supposed to hate each other but the resulting board was better than the either of the two previous boards and the users had a blast. So much so that we made our own site. This site is great because it is much freer than 4chan and the mods are actually part of the community.
For the rules see >>174798 →
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>>285441
here is a thing about how mlpol started.
Basically, it was an april fools joke on 4chan where the mods combined the /mlp/ board with the /pol/ board. It turned out much better than people expected.
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>>285444
Check'em.
Saved.
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>>285444
/mlpol/ was a meme even before that, long before that fateful day
The board mix just consolidated the allegiance, breaking the meme status, no idea why some newfags get so triggered by it whenever it gets mentioned on mulp nowadays
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>>285441
If you want to know about /mlpol/, the first thing you're going to have to understand is that the Denver Broncos are, themselves, the entirety of Football, now and forever. The following information will change your life.

I. The Denver Broncos

You know what goes great with corndogs? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

The Denver Broncos cannot be joined, the Denver Broncos join you. They take all the footballs and splice them together with genetics to make John Elway, and John Elway punts you right in the nigger cunt until you bleed football out of your ears and then become Payton Manning.

When Payton Manning licks your earlobe you know it's time to receive football. The football that you receive is not the eternal football, it is just regular football, but it is symbolic.

Take football and run. Run, forest, run. To forest. Run Forrest. With Football. Then give football to John Elway and say "Touchdown!" and you will become football. Then, Denver Broncos.

I think that Denver Broncos are going to be footballs for all time. You know how many quarterbacks the Denver Broncos are going to have? Well I'll tell you: ALL OF THEM. They are going to have so many footballs they are going to have to open new football rooms in space just to hold all the footballs and also they will have free parking for the quarterbacks.

If I were the Denver Broncos I would do nothing except rub chili sauce all over my butthole and think about how much football I am. God bless American.

The Denver Broncos were football before there was even football. They never even had the word football, or even the derivative words foot and ball, they just had a bunch of squeaks and grunts that sounded like black people trying to reason with police officers.

But then John Elway came, and it was magical. Magical friendship, you might say, you might even say that friendship was magic, because friendship was between man and football, and football was John Elway. And John Elway started the Denver Broncos because he knew that the world needed his footballs, and as such he decided to begin the footballs so that everyone could football alongside him.

And you can football too, my friend, if you believe. Believe in John Elway. Believe in friendship. Believe in football. Football is magic. Praise American.

II. John Elway

John Elway was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day when the (((New York Times))) said God is dead, and the war's begun; Dan Reeves has a son today.

John Elway is the king of all that is and was the Denver Broncos. John Elway is the alpha and the omega, also known as scootie puff senior the Doom Bringer. He has so many footballs you won't know where to put them all.

Do you want to know how to spell John Elway's name in ancient Hebrew? No, you don't, because it would convert you instantly into football and you would explode into all football. Football for everyone? Yes, but not for you.

Peyton Manning had all the footballs once, but eventually he gave them away. They floated off into space and eventually collided and became the big bang, and that created John Elway who was the birth-giver of all footballs and also the Denver Broncos.

But first he had to pass the test to become football. Test was very simple: John elway must stand before God and American and testify to Congress that footballs were all his, and he did and then he also fought the manticore and that was pretty rad too. Then he got all the footballs which were his to begin with and put them in space for them to become the big bang and make all the footballs again for all time. God bless Peyton Manning and God bless American. Footballs.

John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.

However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.

The main thing you should really know about John Elway is that John Elway is football. John Elway is all football, John Elway is the Denver Broncos and the Denver Broncos are the football for all eternity. If you were John Elway you know what you would do? Nothing, because you could never be John Elway you double nigger.

Long, long ago, in the days when the Universe was empty and there was no John Elway, the people were without direction and hope, for there was no football and no Denver Broncos. But then, lo, the angel Gabriel appeared, and said to them: be not afraid, for I bring unto you tidings of great football, which shall be for all people. For today in the city of Denver is born unto you a savior, he is John Elway. Praise Jesus and Praise American.
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>>285474

III. The Immaculate Conception of Football

John Elway was born in December over 1000 years ago, in a time before there was time, because football is time and this was a time without football. It was a dark time, obviously, since football is light and light is friendship and friendship is magic.

Then, Dan Reeves did befriend and seduce the Lady Dash, and came inside her, and she burst forth a football, who was the football for all time, John Elway. And John Elway did proclaim himself to be football and exploded into football and then there was football for all time.

Praise Jesus Christ and Praise Football (praise football). Praise American.

You see, John Elway wasn't always football. There was a time when John Elway was only 29, maybe 33% football. However when the Lord Jesus Christ called him on the phone and said John Elway you need to be 100% football, do you know what he did? Do you think he just laid down and sucked his thumb and cried the way you probably would you pussy? No, fuck no. John Elway took the fucking call and answered.

John Elway was always the man to become football. John Elway was sired by Dan Reeves, born of Rainbow Dash, conceived in fire, Master of Football, Lord of the Denver Broncos now and Forever.

The Denver Broncos are football now and forever. The Denver Broncos rose out of the darkness that was Oakland and cast the Raiders into the pit of eternal darkness, and sent their leader Princess Luna to the Dark Side of the Moon to listen to Pink Floyd until the end of all eternity.

For it was that Dan Reeves did cum inside the Lady Dash one fateful December night, and thus was born unto all of us in the city of Denver a Savior, tis John Elway the Lord, Praise Football (praise football).

And then John Elway burst into football and the world became football, and the glory of football was seen by all the ponies who fell to their knees and did render praise unto John Elway and Praise Football (praise football). And so it was that John Elway did marry Princess Celestia and sired a child, and that child was football, and the child burst into football and football was all the land and the land was at peace and was football (praise football).

A thousand years ago, back when I was only a small Elway, I was not entirely football. The Denver Broncos did not yet exist, and the universe was cloaked in perpetual twilight. My people wandered in the desert without football. But then the Lord came to me in a football and said John Elway, you really need to become football. And I became football and then traveled into the future and invented time travel so I could travel back in time and become Dan Reeves, then I made sweet beautiful love to Rainbow Dash and sired myself, for that is what the Lord commanded me to do for without John Elway there could be no football.

You see, back when my name wasn't John Elway, the earth was void and without form. And then God said to Abraham, "you are a huge faggot" and he punched him in the face and rainbows squirted out and that gave God the idea to create me, football. And so he came to me and said, John Elway, your name is now John Elway, and I want you to be football, now and forever.

And so, I said to God, it is so, and then I became football and exploded into football and that's the story of how football came to be.
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>suddenly, sportsball
nani the fuck, Anon?
Anonymous
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>>285481
>not knowing our grand Football religion
Surely you have visited the /sp/ board of our site?
Anonymous
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>>285482
Fascinating. There are niggers in tight pants running back and forth on a field, practicing their mugging skills as they dogpile one another to grab a ball that belongs to a white man, and run away with it. It's the Negro Felon League. And you worship this phenomenon, you say?
Soft_Lava
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I had to cut it short this time because I'm in the making of a game and want to finish an update before this halloween.

Also thanks for info. I am starting to really like mlpol (the real reason why is just that I like por with horses.)
Soft_Lava
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Element of justice is a game I made this year. It is about octy avenging for her dead friend, nothing much. game didn't take off mainly because I added dykeship but it is by far removed in the update.

you can see I am putting effort into this bitch. don't worry, I'll keep my promice of five porn pics with cheerille. It's just that I need to set my priorities.
Anonymous
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No.285493
>>285492
Is cute
Anonymous
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No.285494
>>285491
10/10, I came buckets
Anonymous
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>>285492
Not my intention to preach, but THE PATH is C++.
Anonymous
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>>285483
>being this new
Soft_Lava
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Wow, this thread is not archived? How long is thread's life span around here?
Soft_Lava
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Anyway, here's cheerilee. It's not pornography but it's a good one. or so I hope...
Anonymous
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>>285713
>How long is thread's life span around here?
That is hard to explain, suffice to say it will be around enough to please most poners.
>>285714
>Lim x, f(x)=0
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I remember those tender times.