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/mlh/ - My Little Human Thread
Anonymous
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Previous bread: http://www.desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35655695
Anonymous
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First for best waifu!
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>>277825
>>277826
I'd recommend actually posting things in the OP next time.
Or actually post some decent starter content. I'll bite this time. Do it better next time. Because the princesses might be watching.
The secret plot line from the very beginning of the series is nearing a crescendo.
I can feel it in my hooves.
Here's something a little meta for you to wet whistle on.

The background world building is really interesting, but the fucking plot is all over the place until we're already so far ahead.
Anonymous
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>>277828
>Because the princesses might be watching.
Do you think they are? Some Anon in the previous bread may have said that they probably are... and even had dreams about two of them. And wouldn't watching that show be a discredit to them? Isn't a princess supposed to be a noble, cunning warrior?
Anonymous
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>>277825
Does this thread have a point?
Anonymous
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>>277832
Besides to chill and talk about cute and perfect waifus?
Anonymous
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No.277842
>>277832
The OP of the previous bread was b& for "roleplay". The ban was intended to last 24 hours, but it ended up only lasting about two hours for some reason. (My guess is that a mod must have dropped his name from the ban list because either he likes /mlh/ or the mod banning him was not up to speed.) Still, this means that it would be extremely risky to post /mlh/ content on /mlp/ and would be ill-advised.
Anonymous
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>>277832
It seems to be an /mlp/ thread. My guess is that the mods on /mlp/ are complete fucking faggots and they b& the thread.
Anonymous
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>>277844
That is exactly what happened. Here is something based on something I saw somewhere. We really are facing segregation in the MLH community. Not only do I get my magic disabled at airports, I get pulled aside for additional screening every single time! And my passport says I was born right here in Equestria, so I see no reason as to why this excessive screening happens.
Anonymous
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>>277825
Why was the thread on /mlp/ banned again?
Anonymous
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>>277847
Whoever or whatever was in the authority to ban it thought it was role play.
Anonymous
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>>277845
And this is especially something we have to worry about. I personally hope that this next election ends in a deadlock so neither side controls Parliament.
Anonymous
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No.277853
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>>277847
Because the mods on 4cuck literally cannot stop guzzling cum.
Anonymous
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>>277853
But hey, at least boards here last longer, albeit maybe for the wrong reasons. The move here may have been the right thing, though RGRE will likely suffer for years to come.

And if anyone tries to come here and say that King Sombra did nothing wrong, I say that King Sombra would probably want /mlh/ wiped out of existence, with its users sent to labor and/or death camps.
Anonymous
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No.277858
>>277856
Exactly. Doesn’t the end of the /mlh/ community on 4ch sound like something King Sombra would do? Perhaps PM Little Supreme Ruler?
Anonymous
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No.277859
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Reminder: Rule #3 ponies are allowed, no exceptions
Anonymous
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>>277859
Ooh, thanks for reminding me. Last night, Princess Twilight appeared in my dreams... again... and now she brought her friend, whose name was something along the lines of “Fluttershy”. They both turned into humans and pet me, stroked my mane, and preened my wings and I couldn’t help but fall into sheer ecstasy.

Is Princess Twilight a sweet pony like I think or is she a deceptive seductress? Or is this all some wicked dream?
Anonymous
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No.277861
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>>277860
>Twilight
>Deceptive seductress
As somepony who was witness to one of her legendary sperg-outs before becoming princess, she is neither deceptive nor a seductress. Sweet and ultimately well-meaning, yes. Deceptive seductress? Hah!
Anonymous
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>>277861
What do you think happened in her “sperg out”? And what makes you think she has a** burgers?
Anonymous
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>>277862
I don't remember much besides it being Twilight's fault and that I'm not alone in these experiences, but every time somebody uses the insult "smarty-pants" or I see a stuffed doll, I get a twinge of pain. That's all I can tell you about the happenings, and I only used the term "sperg-out" because she presumably flipped out over something relatively small. After all, literally nothing was happening that day until she did something.
Anonymous
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>>277825
I don't like roleplaying generals (I prefer greentext/art-creation generals) but every general on /mlp/ should move here.
Porn can be posted here, as long as it isn't faggoted!
Anonymous
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No.277883
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>>277870
Technically it's not a general, until it becomes a repeating thing. Having said, you're right there is literally a rule against generals. Exceptions have been made in the past, and we'll be following the situation. Since this isnt /mlp/, I'm sure that will cut down alot of the low effort posting, so who knows? One thread could have a long lifespan
Anonymous
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>>277883
And check that time get while ur at it (its 13 for me)
Anonymous
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>>277883
>>277884
I just checked the rules and a “general” here means that everyone here shares a political opinion and thinks in a likeminded fashion. If the Anonfilly and Aryanne threads are OK here and they repeat, they’ll probably be fine with this.
Anonymous
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>>277886
The rule was proposed/adopted to address a.reddit/cancer generals such as /ptg/, as well as some of the more extreme autisms of /mlp/. Exceptions are generally made per the will of the board users, the spirit and how it pertains to /mlpol/, and if/whether the content is somewhat-expressly banned on 4ch. Syria general is the best political example, as most of our /sg/ posters are or have been banned, and anonfilly is the best example on the /mlp/ side of things.
Anonymous
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>>277887
We know that this content has (recently) been banned from 4ch and this board is actually among the faster boards of /mlpol/ that I’ve seen. Perhaps this may be able to be a continuing thing after all.
Anonymous
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>>277863
How do you know it was Princess Twilight who did it? I know what you are talking about and I may think it could be an impeachable offense, though I’m not sure. Perhaps a simple civil suit would be enough.
Anonymous
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No.277919
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>>277890
Well... I don't *know* that she did it, I just have a gut feeling that everypony else affected seems to share with me. Also, this happened long before she was a princess, so I don't think it would be worth trying for an impeachment and the evidence is shaky enough that a civil suit would be a waste of time. If you have anything concrete though, I'm all ears.
Anonymous
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>>277887
>and anonfilly is the best example on the /mlp/ side of things.
So do you think both they and this would be allowed, especially under rule 3? Do you think it’ll be allowed because there is no lockstep political opinion? Or do you think the mods are going to look at this and say that this shouldn’t be a thing?
Anonymous
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>>277927
It's been left up for this long, I have a hard time believing that the mods haven't already seen it and given a pass. If I'm wrong, then one of you glorious bastards running this site please inform me.
Anonymous
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>>277928
>>277887 said it’s only a topic of concern if it’s a recurring thread, but I’m unsure of his sauce. Though we may get away with it under similar grounds to the Anonfilly and Aryanne threads.
Anonymous
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>>277919
Well, I guess all we have are rumors at this point, but it doesn’t mean it won’t cause a political scandal.
Anonymous
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There have been no complaints or objections from users or staff. For now, we shall see what the thread is about by observing (and in some cases joining) the shenanigens. The bump limit is 700 I believe. No lolicon or shotacon or the equivalent. Stop by the policy page at the top for more details. Carry on <3
Anonymous
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>>277962
Right, but would Parliament ever impeach her for what she’s done in the past before she became a princess? Though perhaps the leftist Union Party would.
Anonymous
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No.277968
>>277841
Do you agree with >>277826? She DOES have magic like we do, though it was only mentioned a few times.

>>277967
I don’t think she could, though it was somewhat of a surprise to find out we were going to have a new princess in the first place. Though if Celestia says she’s trustworthy and she’s been that kind of a gal in my dreams, I’m OK with it.
Anonymous
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>>277825
Does anyone have a scientific explanation as to why humans are so freaking cute?
Anonymous
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>>277971
Anonymous
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>>277973
How are they not cute? Or do you think they will eat us?
Anonymous
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>>277973
Go be marecel somewhere else
Anonymous
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>>277971
Humans have the same friendly, expressive faces that we do, perhaps that contributes to their cuteness? Idk for sure, but I saw this one screencap from another board that explained why those neighpon comics have such cute mares in them and it seems like a lot of it could apply to humans as well.
Anonymous
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>>277976
So do you think humans will eat us? Or do you think any creature that cute would refuse to eat us?

In those dreams I’ve been having about human Princess Twilight and her friend, “Fluttershy”, they repeatedly remind me that they’re not going to eat me, since I always instinctually ask... even though I have the magical abilities to stop them.
Anonymous
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No.277980
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>>277978
In most literature, humans seem civilized enough to avoid eating other sentient creatures, so I'm pretty sure our intelligence would be enough to give most of them pause for concern over eating us. Not sure about the Chinese humans, though.
Anonymous
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No.277982
>>277980
So can asking my waifu not to eat me stop her from doing so?

>”You’re not going to eat me, are you?”
<“Uhhh...”
>”Please don’t eat me! I’m an important computer scientist at the Crownpiece building in Manehattan who works for EASA!”
Anonymous
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>>277980
But what about the “Lord of the Rings” arcs, where Bilbo Baggins is almost eaten by trolls despite his sapience?
Anonymous
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>>277983
Speaking of which, Galadriel looks somewhat attractive as well, but I say best human waifu is a three way tie between Princesses Peach and Twilight, plus this “Fluttershy” girl if she even exists. Or is she just a product of my wicked imagination?
Anonymous
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>>277983
>LoTR is canon to humans
Even in the human world that's nothing but fanfiction! Besides, trolls aren't human.
Anonymous
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>>277985
But it just goes to show that sapient beings don’t always look out for one another, though those who immigrate to Equestria do so on the contingency that they don’t hurt or kill anyone.

But what should I do if I meet a human and she tries to eat me?
Anonymous
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>>277986
The humans in that universe seemed to be remarkably friendly towards the other sentients though, so I'm 99% sure that they'd accept us with open arms and without any cooking utensils. Just in case you come across some chinese human though, simply fight back. Humans tend to be somewhat frail, and a swift kick to the leg should be enough to take one down.

>>277984
>Peach, Galadriel, and a known pony
>Best waifus
You, sir, have shit taste! Everypony knows that Samus is better, human technology is way cooler than boring magic!
Anonymous
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No.277999
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>>277987
>Just in case you come across some chinese human though, simply fight back.
That is simply racist.
>>and a known pony
How is she a known pony? How could anyone know about her?
Anonymous
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>>277987
>pic related
Checkmate. Only one other could compare or even exceed Speedwagon's brilliant form.
>That is simply racist.
Judging every human based on their own merits is good, but the quick check sheet guideline would be useful. The creators even have duplicate humans running around. In a meta in universe show they talked about it. It's not much of a stretch to think they just copy general features slap on a few unique attributes sometimes and call it a main character. Some are hoof crafted to be plot important, while the suprising background human suddenly having a moment to triumph tastes so sweet.
>>277986
>pic related psa
It bares repeating, they have stamina and mental ability to do things.
>>277984
I think you saw one of Photo Finish's models. A Dappertry or somepony.
Anonymous
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No.278002
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>>278001
>The creators even have duplicate humans running around.
You mean identical twins? Can’t that happen with us?
>It bares repeating, they have stamina and mental ability to do things.
So do we... and we also have magic. The only issue is when you’re in an airport or on an airplane.
Anonymous
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>>277999
>That is simply racist
And? Even in the human world that's a shit-tier argument
>How is she a known pony? How could anyone know about her?
Twilight's a fuckin princess, of course she's a known pony!

>>278001
I see you're one of those ponies who obsesses over the JoJo fanfic. How about you go shit up some different board?

>>278002
He means that the creator of humans confirmed that even the males can fuck for up to thirty minutes uninterrupted. Be careful, nopony wants to get NTR'd.
Anonymous
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No.278024
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>>278021
>Twilight's a fuckin princess, of course she's a known pony!
Oh. I thought you were talking about “Fluttershy”. Yes, I know she’s a pony, but she appears as a human in my dreams sometimes.
Anonymous
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No.278028
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>>278021
>even the males can fuck for up to thirty minutes uninterrupted.
Can’t we as well? And I remember hearing hours, not minutes.
Anonymous
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Any Saint Augustine fanmares here? I'd pay a heft sum of bits to see the likes of Augustine or Aquinas debate the Princesses.
Anonymous
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No.278036
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>>278028
>Can't we as well?
Get in bed with an average stallion and see if he lasts even 30 seconds.

>>278024
Isn't Fluttershy the name of one of the element bearers? Call me crazy, but I know I've heard that name before and I know it was in relation to Twilight.
Anonymous
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No.278042
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>>278036
>Get in bed with an average stallion and see if he lasts even 30 seconds.
t. Stallion
>>278036
>the element bearers?
Who?
Anonymous
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No.278044
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>>278042
>t. Stallion
You don't know who I am, I could even be a dragon!
>Who?
You know, those six ponies lead by Princess Twilight with those magical superweapons on hoof whenever some arbitrary evil pops up? Tell me I'm not the only one who reads the news here
Anonymous
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No.278045
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>>278044
Princess Twilight is a princess. Even if there are others with her, would you be reading about them at all?
Anonymous
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>>278045
I know they've at least been mentioned, that part's true. Also, the reason I'd be reading about them is because I take interest in magical artifacts, and the elements are powerful artifacts.
Anonymous
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No.278061
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>>278048
So do you think Fluttershy could be a real pony who appeared in my dreams somehow? And what should I do if she comes back?
Anonymous
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No.278079
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>>278061
>real
probably
>appeared in your dreams
if you're talking about it like how Princess Luna does it, then probably not..
Anonymous
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>>278079
Are you sure? She would be a good candidate for Luna’s replacement... and an alicornhood... if she has been this kind of an individual.

Though Princess Luna or Twilight would be good people to ask, but I don’t know whether they’d be willing to converse with a meager peasant such as myself.
Anonymous
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>>278081
My dude, did you forget the fact that Princess Luna also moves the fucking moon? And yeah, I guarantee that at least Twilight would have an answer, but yeah, we realistically will never get the chance to ask.
Anonymous
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No.278097
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>>278092
>My dude, did you forget the fact that Princess Luna also moves the fucking moon?
I thought it was because the moon was in a gravitational orbit around Earth.
>but yeah, we realistically will never get the chance to ask
Perhaps if she appears in my dreams again, I would ask her. But yeah, I don’t know whether a princess would care for a mere peasant such as myself.
Anonymous
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>>278097
>He thinks the moon orbits the Earth because of gravity and not magic
Anonymous
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>>278108
Think about it this way. Gravity is a force that is proportional to the product of the masses of the objects it is interacting between and the square of the displacement between the centers of their masses. The moon is massive enough and close enough to our planet that it can reasonably stay in orbit. If we truly needed magic to keep it by us, then we could just pull it into a closer orbit so magic is no longer needed. And if that wasn’t possible and we truly needed magic perpetually, then the moon should just fly off into outer space because it isn’t gravitationally bound to us.
Anonymous
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>>278111
Yeah, that all makes sense and whatnot, but I'm not the one who makes the rules. All I know is the moon stays moved by the princesses for a reason, that's it.
Anonymous
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>>278111
Glad you came to your senses.
Equestria is flat.
Anonymous
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>>278113
You’re drinking too much of the Cool-Aid. Remember when the humans said that the Ancient Egyptian pharaohs claimed to have the power to do the same?
>>278116
But if the planet were not round, how come gravity acts so universally?
Anonymous
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>>278113
Princess Luna has told me in a dream that this “Fluttershy” pony is definitely real and that she is being trained to enter dreams, though it was just a dream. I think she’s honestly pretty good at it and she is actually very cute both as a human and as a pony.
Anonymous
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No.278187
So “Fluttershy”’s pony form looks like the far right pony of pic related of >>277973 and her human form looks like pic related of >>277974. Does she at all look familiar?

And yes, she and Princess Twilight would make great friends in my opinion.
Anonymous
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No.278188
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>>278155
>But if the planet were not round, how come gravity acts so universally?
>gravity
Why matter is attracted downwards, I don't know,
I read like half of Newton's Principia and my opinion is that there's no way a XVII century fag could develop such theory without supernatural help.
Anonymous
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No.278189
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>>278188
Please see >>278111. “Down” is relative.
Anonymous
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>>278189
>“Down” is relative
I would agree under the heliocentric universe.
However such universe is in dispute.
Anonymous
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>>278190
The only way for the sun to not be the center of mass in our solar system is for it to be only barely large enough for a star to form and barely close to our planet for it to be gravitationally bound to it. And life on said planet probably wouldn’t look anything nearly what we do, since said planet would be barely hot enough for liquid water to form.
Anonymous
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No.278195
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>>278191
>The only way for the sun to not be the center of mass in our solar system
Again, that's valid only if you accept Newton's theory at face value.
Anonymous
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No.278210
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>>278195
I had to take a semester of the most hellish physics course ever with that as one of the topics. If it isn’t universally accepted, why are they drilling this into the minds of university students?
Anonymous
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>>278210
>If it isn’t universally accepted, why are they drilling this into the minds of university students?
The majority consensus isn't equivalent to absolute truth.
Anonymous
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No.278241
>>278216
So what alternatives are there to Newton’s laws? And what are the formulas for each?
Anonymous
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No.278242
>>278048
>I know they've at least been mentioned, that part's true.
Where and when were they mentioned?
Anonymous
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>>277987
So how should I react if a human tries to eat me even though I ask her not to? And what should I do if I can neither buck her to the ground, fly away, nor blast her with a death spell? (I could perform one of those options normally, but what if my magic is somehow drained?)
Anonymous
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No.278246
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>>278245
>how to react if a human tries to eat me and doesn't listen to reason
>other than running or fighting
just die then, no helping it.
Anonymous
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No.278249
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>>278246
Or maybe I could just yell “fire” and see whether anypony is around to help.
>tfw you live in a giant mansion in New Canterlot and your call to aid gets absorbed by its walls
>tfw no friends to help
>tfw you’re one of the most powerful creatures on the planet, but you can’t fight off this one human and Equestria as you know it is doomed
Anonymous
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No.278253
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>>278245
>>278249
Are you a mare or a mouse? Ask the mouse for some tips on where that spine has gone.
>I do if I can neither buck her to the ground, fly away, nor blast her with a death spell?
Look it's generally frowned upon to discuss this, but singing is a key survival component from the very existence of our species. How did we survive the windegos, Singing. How did the last order of cupcakes go through at the market? That's right singing.
Creepy stranger troting down the road. Singing.
Salad bar out of salt? You Sing!
Local disaster? Sing.
Princess Sparkle might want you to believe friendship is magic. That's true, but without her friends she could do whatever hero things they propagandize for. The point being with friends they need to harmonize.
For the average pony singing brings them closer to harmony and more can be done with less.
Studies have shown other creatures who sing also gain some benefit, but not the extent we do.
>inb4 how do you do my fellow ponies

>not having a freshly baked pie on the side of your bed for emergencies.
Feels bad being a lone ba/k/er
>tfwywn throw a turnip rutabaga pie at the human
>tfwywn watch in horror as it eats it mid air
>tfwywn use the pineapple pizza as last resort, watching it go down too
>tfwywn promise to bake cookies into order to escape and alert the town
>tfwywn head back and finish what you started as your pride as a ba/k/er.
>tfwywn sing a song to save somepony
Take some classes, and educate yourself.
/fit/ting in might be fine, but become a t/üb/er and watch the human as an equal.
Anonymous
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>>278253
>Are you a mare or a mouse?
Neither. I’m a stallion.
>Ask the mouse for some tips on where that spine has gone.
Ponies are naturally prey animals, so it is only instinct that we are afraid of humans eating us.
>singing is a key survival component from the very existence of our species.
So would all I’d have to do be charming her with some hypnotic jams on my iPone? I’ve always wondered why I was able to write such charming and hypnotic music and have music as an element of my cutie mark.
Anonymous
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>>278255
>Ponies are naturally a prey species
So were humans at one point, they just evolved out of it like we did. Quit your bellyaching and get over it!
Anonymous
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>>278253
>Creepy stranger troting down the road. Singing.
Is that why I always hear music blaring from portable speakers on Canterlot’s metro system? It’s technically illegal, but nopony bothers to enforce that.
Anonymous
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>>278256
>Quit your bellyaching and get over it!
I can’t if there are always numerous mythical creatures hellbent on subjugating Equestria and ruining everyone’s lives. Granted, there are several other non-pony creatures who want to become part of our society rather than destroy it, but others haven’t learned about the magic of friendship.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278262
278271 278356
>>278260
Is your whining going to stop any of that from happening? No. What WILL stop it is intervention from the princess or the elements, both of which haven't failed us yet. Don't worry about the end of all ponykind until all of those lifelines are exhausted, you'll stress yourself into an early grave.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278271
278275
>>278262
>What WILL stop it is intervention from the princess or the elements, both of which haven't failed us yet.
I doubt a princess would intervene for a meager peasant, though remember I’ve had recurring dreams where she had a crush on me, so she could do it provided I “return the favor”.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278275
278277
>>278271
>princess crushing over a peasant
In your dreams, and not literally
>wouldn't intervene for a meager peasant
Well, not for ONE peasant unless they know where you are and what's going on. Otherwise, given how they were heroes in their own right before becoming royalty, I think they would.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278277
278364
>>278275
>In your dreams, and not literally
Yeah, I’d probably need to somehow confirm that she has a crush on me IRL. And I doubt she does, though we do have quite a lot in common and like similar things.
>unless they know where you are and what's going on.
And I somehow go back in time so I get born into an aristocratic family? My family does come from a long line of leaders ever since my ancestors got off the boat from Hope Hollow, but my family hasn’t been royal for over 500 years, if at all.
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.278279
278280
rainbow_657956274.png
>>278255
>Neither.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278280
278330
>>278279
I might have dreamt of at least two of those and their names might have been the exact same. Call it déjà vu, but there’s gotta be some freaky coincidences going on.
Anonymous
3ca5782
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No.278330
278360
>>278280
Do you think perhaps Princess Luna or Twilight is planning for there to be a “dream team” to take over her responsibilities?
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278356
278364
>>278262
>What WILL stop it is intervention from the princess or the elements, both of which haven't failed us yet.
But wasn’t Princess Twilight kidnapped on multiple occasions? And I could just call the police, but that won’t help if the leftist Union Party runs my city.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278360
>>278330
If Luna could do it all on her own, why would she need multiple ponies to take her place?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278364
278367
>>278277
>we have a lot in common and like similar things
zigger how the buck do you know that
>my family came from a long line of leaders
who the buck cares

>>278356
she may have been kidnapped a few times, but she still helped fix the problem in the end. My point is that they haven't failed us yet even with all of their otherwise failings, so we don't need to worry until they do.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278366
278368
>>278365
are you actually stuck on a plane with a human trying to eat you without access to magic, or are you just asking another stupid question?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278367
278370
>>278364
>zigger how the buck do you know that
Because she is into math and science...? I’m currently going for my MS in compsci, so we’ll have a lot to talk about.
>who the buck cares
A princess would.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278368
278370
>>278366
>are you actually stuck on a plane with a human trying to eat you without access to magic
Don’t we all have to go through that gate that disables our magic before we board? Or is that just for us unicorns, alicorns, and kirin?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278369
>>278365
Original prompt:

How would you react if a human tried to eat you on board an airplane and you had no magic to help?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278370
278371 278372
>>278367
>implying you would ever get to talk to a princess even by clinging to your ancient claim to "royalty"

>>278368
what gate? I've never had to use a gate and I fly all the time!
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278371
278373
>>278370
>>implying you would ever get to talk to a princess even by clinging to your ancient claim to "royalty"
I agree that wouldn’t necessarily work if my family came from peasantry, at least for the last half a millennium, possibly for the entirety of its existence.
>what gate? I've never had to use a gate and I fly all the time!
Then I guess I’m only speaking about larger, international airports such as Canterlot, Crystal City, and Dream Castle, though smaller airports may seem to do horn disabling as well.
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278372
>>278370
>>implying you would ever get to talk to a princess even by clinging to your ancient claim to "royalty"
Isn’t absolutely everyone descended from royalty in one way or another? Though princesses may be looking for more closer relationships.
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278373
278375
>>278371
>smaller airports may seem to do horn disabling as well.
Can confirm. They did it on my flight between Ponyville and Crystal City, though they, for some reason, didn’t want to do it to me.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278375
278376
>>278373
calling it now, they only do it for non-ponies
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278376
278377
>>278375
t. Pony
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278377
278378
>>278376
Yes, yes I am. Are you?
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278378
278379 278381
>>278377
Isn’t that what “t. Pony” means? They didn’t want my horn to be disabled for some reason, even though everypony else’s was.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278379
278381
>>278378
Apologies, I thought you were saying that about me. I wonder why, is there anything about you that would make them think it wasn't necessary for you?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278381
278382
>>278378
>>278379
What if they don’t do it if you pay a premium fare?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278382
278383
>>278381
haven't paid extra on a flight ever since I started realizing 1st class sucks almost as much as coach, m8
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278383
278384 278385
>>278382
So I take it you are neither a unicorn, alicorn, or kirin if you never had to go through that. Since I do fall into one of those, it wouldn’t make sense for me to not have to do that. Maybe their equipment was just broken and they couldn’t disable horns if they couldn’t be re-enabled?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278384
278385
>>278383
can confirm I'm a wing asshat
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278385
278386
>>278383
>>278384
So what would you guys do if there were a barrier against using magic? Personally, I may try to use martial arts against the human. Who knows? Maybe there’d be a lever that’d reveal a 16-ton weight nearby...
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278386
278387
>>278385
are you actually stuck in one of these outlandish situations or will be stuck in one? otherwise you're just wasting time worrying.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278387
278388 278389
>>278386
I’m asking what would happen if my waifu were to arrive and we were going on a pleasant flight from Canterlot to the Mushroom Kingdom and she tried to eat me mid-flight?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278388
>>278387
stick with reality, bro. humans aren't real, you'll never have to worry about that. Worry about if some yak terrorist or something tries to hijack a flight more, that's more likely to happen.
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278389
278390
>>278387
Teleport or sonic rainboom there. If you know where it is or she could provide directions, she could saddle you up and ride on your back at supersonic or photonics speeds. I’ve done that before, but it is exhausting and you’ll lose a lot of magic anyway.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278390
278391
>>278389
Princess Twilight takes an instant to teleport to places, but it could take me upwards of 15 seconds.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278391
278392
>>278390
15 seconds where you won't be worrying about this imaginary human trying to suck your brain out or whatever, or an entire flight where you'll be silently shitting yourself over her suddenly deciding to go feral and tear you apart then and there, ruining all the chance you have with her? take your pick.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278392
278393 278411
>>278391
Any advice on how to refill my magic, then? I don’t know how Princess Twilight keeps teleporting without having to worry about that. Though I may have to ask her if she appears in my dreams again.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278393
278394
>>278392
eat high-calorie food or carry a mana battery? Idk how that forehead peen works, just that it sparks up when it's rubbed.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278394
>>278393
Well, I certainly fulfill my Hope Hollowish stereotype of loving at least most things potato, so there’s that to look forward to. Though I may remember seeing somewhere that warm hugs might do the trick... but that only works when there’s someone to hug you.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278395
278396 278397 278411
A new question to get the topic off humans eating ponies, where would y'all go first if you could go to the human world? I'd go to Australia, the humans there are pretty cool and they've got all sorts of neat wildlife!
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278396
278397 278398
>>278395
I’d say the aforementioned Mushroom Kingdom. It’s my waifu’s hometown, after all, and it looks ever so lovely from what I saw of it. It’s too bad she always gets kidnapped by that horned, shelled dragon, but that’s all the more reason to have a powerful stallion such as myself to protect her.
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278397
278399
>>278395
I’d probably have to say either Yosemite National Park or New York City.
>>278396
>I’d say the aforementioned Mushroom Kingdom.
Out of context, that would make you look like a junkie of sorts.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278398
278400
>>278396
the mushroom kingdom's not canon, choose a real place.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278399
278401 278411
>>278397
Yosemite park is a nice choice, but New York? Isn't that where all those jewish humans live?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278400
278404 278628
>>278398
It’s canon within their canon.
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278401
278402 278404 278411
>>278399
What do you have against Jews?
Anonymous
821d9aa
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No.278402
278403 278404
>>278401
Where do you think you are?
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278403
278404
>>278402
I thought I was on a thread where we could talk about humans, but if we’re singling one particular group out for its meager existence, wouldn’t that violate both “no race mixing” and “no generals”?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278404
278406
>>278400
it's a fictional universe inside a fictional universe, you'd have to luck out twice on that probability lottery.

>>278401
what >>278402 said.

>>278403
what does this mean? Actually, I can't make heads or tails of this. Maybe I'm just tired, but I seriously don't understand. Speak Equish next time, okay?
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278406
278407
>>278404
I thought that groupthink threads and racism were forbidden under site rules. Besides, this sort of logic is what King Sombra and Nightmare Moon used to justify rounding up undesirables and dissidents and forcing them to work and gassing them in concentration camps.

Und ich spreche nur ein bisschen Pönisch.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278407
278435 278439
1494230431473.jpg
>>278406
>groupthink and racism are banned
>muh sombra and nightmare moon tho!!!!!!!
>some shit in german
post discarded
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.278411
278434 278439 278444
>>278399
>>278401
>What do you have against Jews?
Aw horseapples. Look the reasons will spoil the show, but turns it into a thrilling mystery and intrigue plot. It all becomes about the nitty grity how the story unfolds, and what can be done.
It's a real shocking twist that recontextualizes the whole series from its inception.
We put together a detailed theory based on canon information, and deductive reasoning. The lurking knowledge makes sense, and provides a sense of horror. Enabling heroism to shine.
This is about humans, and you know how the writers like to play by the mysterious rules.
>>221790 →

>>278395
The Canterlot mountian equivalent. If not that I have a few places in mind. Sight seeing.
>>278392
>I don’t know how Princess Twilight keeps teleporting without having to worry about that.
An area I'm qualified to talk about. It's three reasons.
First, She lives, breathes, talks, and lives, magic its what she does constantly. Studying and practice. Constant adjustment to her magic for optimal results. Learning new magic and applying it. It's crazy.
Second, she has her cutie mark in magic. We all know what a cutie mark does so skipping ahead.
Thirdly, she turned into an Alicorn. That's an incredible boost.
It's like Saitama, or the body builders, or any of those self improving tales. You have to become a t/üb/er or at least /fit/ to get those insane gains.
I swear I'm not a stalker really. I mean I do collect all the news papers, and spend time digging for information. I might also has dug through all the public files. And bought a telescope for monitoring and research. I may have a poster or two of events they've been to. Also happen to have a friend of a friend of a friend dig through their trash sometimes...
Nope, not a creepy stalker.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278434
>>278411
>The Canterlot mountian equivalent. If not that I have a few places in mind. Sight seeing.
So either Denver or Calgary?
>First, She lives, breathes, talks, and lives, magic its what she does constantly.
Like that one human, Shawn Farquhar, who fooled Penn and Teller twice? And I was told that all I had to do was think about the result and magic would do the rest. Is it all just because I’m too pessimistic?
>Second, she has her cutie mark in magic.
Mine’s pretty weird and hard to explain, but its inexplicability is a part of it.
>And bought a telescope for monitoring and research.
But isn’t that the same as stalking?
Anonymous
421fc24
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No.278435
278857
>>278407
>>some shit in german
I thought I was speaking (Modern) Ponish there, which I think is oddly similar to that “German” language.
Anonymous
653f267
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No.278439
>>278407
>>278411
No offense, but this is just a friendly reminder that King Sombra and Nightmare Moon would probably both have liked to see /mlh/ shut down.
>Thirdly, she turned into an Alicorn. That's an incredible boost.
I don’t want to offend the alicorns ITT, but does anyone believe the rumors that sucking off a human turns you into an alicorn?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278444
278445
>>278411
No offense, but what if Princess Twilight lurks ITT?
Anonymous
653f267
?
No.278445
>>278444
Trips confirm she may.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278449
278451
Hey Twilight, if you're lurking here, give us a sign! Preferably with timestamp, but I'm sure that you of all ponies would know the protocol for imageboard interactions.
Anonymous
653f267
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No.278451
278453 278461
>>278449
No offense, but I’m not sure whether that’s the way to ask her, no? If she’s a princess, you have to treat her as such. Perhaps this would get her attention.

May it please Your Majesty,

We, the people of the “My Little Human” community, are curious as to your interest and involvement in the aforementioned community, as well as the show it represents. We think that your lessons on friendship could very well apply to the characters in the show, as well as the real life we experience.

Furthermore, we are deeply outraged at the discrimination that the Internet is imposing upon us and would like action to be taken to make sure a free and open Internet is available to all. Equestria would not be where it is today if the Internet were to be censored by corporations or by governments.

I have the honor to be, Mademoiselle, Your Majesty’s humble and obedient servant,

Anon Ymous.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278453
278454
>>278451
>people
quit LARPing, faggot
>kissing ass this hard
>stop internet censorship
I can actually agree with that one, carry on
>more ass kissing
Anonymous
653f267
?
No.278454
278455
>>278453
>a** kissing
You mean addressing royalty properly?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278455
>>278454
This is an anonymous imageboard, respect will be properly given once it is proven with image and timestamp that respect is owed. until then, I will criticize your ass kissing all I want.
Anonymous
eba79b7
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No.278461
278465 278468
>>278451
No way, everyone knows Twilight's too cool to talk like a loser from Canterlot.
She outranks everyone there, except maybe Celestia. Why would she talk like them?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278465
278468 278517
>>278461
I'm not doubting that she isn't cool, but she doesn't outrank Luna either. Also, wasn't she born in canterlot?
Anonymous
653f267
?
No.278468
>>278465
>>278461
>a loser from Canterlot
But don’t the “losers” there live in p*ss-poor apartments and talk like that one human named Joe Pesci? I have been to the Canterlot slums before, but I don’t mean to sound offensive.
>outranking
But wouldn’t a higher order of society demand talking more “properly”? The educated/professional and noble strata talk in a different manner than that of the working class. Princess Twilight is a member of the former, so we’d naturally expect her to use posh mannerisms.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278517
278518
>>278465
>Also, wasn't she born in canterlot?
Yes, but remember she’s a princess and you have to treat her as such if you want anything out of her.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278518
278520
>>278517
We still don't even have confirmation that she's around here, I'll apologize and give whatever respect she's due once she shows up. Until then, I reserve the right to be a dick over the internet.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278520
278521
>>278518
In the event she does show up, would she be offended by >>278439?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278521
278524
>>278520
I mean
She might be offended by how dumb the question is, but that's about it
Anonymous
f9c4d69
?
No.278524
278525
>>278521
So what would you say if the answer to that was something like this... by anyone?

>“That rumor is completely false, since it is scientifically impossible./The impossible love between species creates such a magical event that it turns the pony into an alicorn.”
>“t. Alicorn”
Anonymous
41edf73
?
No.278525
278526
>>278524
I'd ask whoever said it to not contradict her or himself within the first two sentences
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278526
>>278525
The contradiction is only there because we don’t know whether the rumor is true or false, so I’m giving two possible answers: one for each conclusion. If some random alicorn were to drop by and confirm or deny the rumor, s/he could only state one conclusion.
Anonymous
653f267
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No.278527
278529
Hey, speaking of rumors, isn’t it only just a rumor that Princess Twilight lurks here?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278529
278534
>>278527
I'd definitely say it's just a rumor, I called her out 12 hours ago. Either she's here tomorrow or she's not a lurker, if I'm wrong I'll eat a chicken and livestream it for you fucks.
Anonymous
653f267
?
No.278534
278559
>>278529
What if she’s disguising herself as an Anon? If you had to choose which one of us is closest to her, which one would you choose and why?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278559
278577
>>278534
>implying
you're pretty alright, she might be you
>also that obvious fucking hint
either misdirection or you're not trying to play hide-and-seek anymore
Anonymous
b41974b
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No.278577
278580
>>278559
I understand your logic there, but I think that Anon isn’t her. She’d be able to confirm or deny whether sucking off a human turns you into an alicorn, as she would be an alicorn herself, but even that may be unknown by her. She may also not feel the need to say “No offense to the alicorns ITT”.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278580
278585
>>278577
but if she IS Twilight, then her wanting to know the answer to that may be part of a ploy to not only ship her friends with her favorite humans but also get them immortality. Also, why would she need to say "no offense to the alicorns lurking" unless she knew that there in fact WAS one lurking, herself lurking, for the answer to her question! Checkm8!
Anonymous
b41974b
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No.278585
278588
>>278580
All good points. But we should also not forget that alicorns are ponies just like everypony else and they can have access to the same Internet we all have access to, ride in the same railway carriages we all ride in, and drink from the same water fountains we all drink from. Saying that is akin to saying “No offense to the Earth ponies...”, etc.

And if alicorns are immortal and can grant immortality, couldn’t she just do that herself? Rumor has it she was also able to turn a frog into an orange.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278588
278589
>>278585
>alicorns are still ponies, just like everypony else
yeah, except there's what, like 5 of them?
>turn a frog into an orange
so that's where that thing came from!
Anonymous
b41974b
?
No.278589
278632
>>278588
>there's what, like 5 of them?
What if there are others we don’t know about...?
>so that's where that thing came from!
I guess, but remember that pretty much any unicorn/alicorn/kirin out there could probably do what she did.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278628
278629 281363 282754
D6AB7F92-151F-49C0-9AC1-0F95B9373FA7.jpeg
>>278400
Speaking of canons within canons, what does everyone think of Palutena from the “Kid Icarus” arcs as a waifu?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278629
278636 278639
>>278628
I have no strong opinions myself, but I know some degenerate out there has drawn porn shipping her and Celestia and I want one of you to post some of it
Anonymous
b41974b
?
No.278632
>>278589
She isn’t a goddess if she didn’t foresee that incident with the carrots.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278636
278638
>>278629
There are some who call her a goddess, but I can’t agree with them for religious reasons. But she and Princess Celestia seem to both be powerful sorceresses and may make good friends.

>tfw you’re one of the most powerful creatures on the planet
>tfw your magic can literally delete the universe if left unchecked
>tfw you’re angry at reality, thanks in part to there being no human supousu to hug you, comfort you, pet you, stroke your mane, and rub your belly
>tfw no one to love you because your home is so inaccessible on public transport and it’s just so freaking massive that it’s impossible to agree on where to meet
>tfw you get angrier, but realize the fate of the universe is literally in the balance

>tfw a human(?) furiendu or supousu arrives from the great beyond, who is just as powerful as you are
>tfw you discuss your powers and how you can improve your powers
>tfw you teach each other new techniques to hone your abilities
>tfw s/he hugs you, shows you affection, rubs your belly, and strokes your mane

>tfw it was all just a dream
>tfwywn find a human wizard or witch whom you can talk about magic with
Anonymous
b41974b
?
No.278638
>>278636
Doesn’t the aforementioned Princess Peach have similar abilities, but she doesn’t use them as much?

>tfwywn be given TLC by Princess Peach
Anonymous
b41974b
?
No.278639
278676
C1065703-6655-4041-9B32-D5D04028E573.jpeg
>>278629
Anonymous
b41974b
?
No.278676
278685
>>278639
>tfwswn discuss diplomatic relationships between Equestria and the human world with Palutena and/or Peach
Anonymous
f9c4d69
?
No.278685
>>278676
Though she does have very similar powers to her and she does have a very similar personality.
Anonymous
c3a8964
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No.278716
278720
>>277987
But have we seen Samus act as a loving, gentle soul?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278720
278749
>>278716
Did you forget the entire part of (I think it was) Metroid 2 where she saved all those animals from the place before it blew up and carried them away to safety on her ship? She may be a bounty hunter and an honest killer, but she isn't a soulless monster.
Anonymous
c3a8964
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No.278749
278752
>>278720
It didn’t seem like she took great care of them. And why were they even necessary?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278752
278753
>>278749
She took better care of them than the fireball would've, and they weren't necessary. It's just another optional things that the devs put in to give the players extra challenge along the way with a nice feel-good reward at the end.
Anonymous
c3a8964
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No.278753
278754
>>278752
Right, but would she have taken good care of them? Or is it like saying that King Sombra killed fewer people than PM Joseph Stallion did, despite both of them being among the most evil people known to ponykind?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278754
278755
>>278753
I imagine she would've, otherwise she wouldn't have let them on the ship to begin with.
Anonymous
c3a8964
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No.278755
278789
>>278754
But what if she was going to eat them later?

>”To Serve Pony... it’s a cookbook!”
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.278789
278815
>>278755
but she didn't have to take them to begin with, so wouldn't it just be redundant to eat them? Also, I've heard from griffons that it's a lot of work to butcher something, so it's something that you have to know how to do before hand to do it right.
Anonymous
c3a8964
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No.278815
278841
>>278789
But she had a journey that was probably light-years in length. If she wasn’t in some kind of cryosleep or didn’t have a faster-than-light ship, she’d need to eat something eventually, though I take it that she may have a military background and may have a stock of MRE’s aboard.
Anonymous
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No.278841
278853 281367
>>278815
It's the far future and humanity is messing around in space, I guarantee that not only does she have FTL on that ship but also cryo and plenty of supplies just in case.
Anonymous
c3a8964
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No.278853
>>278841
So Samus wouldn’t eat us? I might appreciate that, but would she be as caring or concerned about us as that “Fluttershy” that one Anon keeps talking about?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278854
279021
The MLH fandom seems to be large in Ponyland and (to a lesser extent) the other former USSK countries. How come PM Little Supreme Ruler would allow for such a culture to enter the Ponylandish Internet if they have a centuries-long history of being an oppressive, authoritarian nation? (No offense.)
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278857
278901
>>278435
So how come our Old Ponish language sounds so much like the older Germanic languages of the human world? Would an Old English or Old German speaker be able to understand it?
Anonymous
c3a8964
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No.278860
Wasn’t there a lot more shipping in previous threads? Personally, my OTP is Princess Toshi and Viscount Linley.

Is it like the British royal family to marry into that of Japan? Even if not, the latter is having a succession crisis, so they need someone. But they are both pretty young, having both recently ascended to adulthood, so they’ve got their entire lives.
Anonymous
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No.278875
278883
Nobody Knows You're A Pony.jpg

Anonymous
c3a8964
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No.278883
>>278875
I’m all for free speech and whatnot, but would Princess Twilight really look at a site like that... and this?
Anonymous
024afb2
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No.278901
278918
>>278857
Old English is definitely based on Old Ponish.
I remember a few years ago the showrunners released a book that was nothing but Old English and my dumb ass actually wasted bits on it. Here's a riddle from that book:

Ic on wincle gefrægn weax nathwæt
þindan & þunian þecene hebban
on þæt banlease bryd grapode
hygewlonc hondum hrægle þeahte
þrindende þing þeodnes dohtor.

Anyone who studied Old Ponish in college will see the obvious similarities. The poetic style that's dependent on alliteration instead of rhyme and where each line is divided into half-lines, the archaic letters Thorn and Ash, and that weird practice of using Y as a vowel.

The answer to the riddle, by the way, is dough, not dick, you fucking pervs.
Anonymous
c3a8964
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No.278918
278938 278941
>>278901
So I definitely see the similarities. My question is how they knew how to make a language that’s so similar to our proto-languages and what the explanation used in the human world is.

So sehst du auch die Ähnlichkeiten zwischen Hochdeutsch und modernes Pönisch? Ich frage mich noch einmal, wie sich die menschlichen Sprachen entwickelt haben.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.278938
278941
>>278918
Ja, aber warum wird in Equestrien kein Pönisch gesprochen?

Yes, but why is no Ponish spoken in Equestria?
Anonymous
024afb2
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No.278941
278957
>>278918
Fictional languages are usually based on historical or "exotic" real-world languages. The real question is, why did the showrunners hire that team of philologists to work out over a hundred fictional languages in excruciating detail when they can't even be assed to do something as simple as writing good episodes for once?
>>278938
>Yes, but why is no Ponish spoken in Equestria?
Ponish was an Earthic language. That's Earthic as in earth pony, not as in human earth. Meanwhile Equestrian is basically a Cornish language. Go figure, as screwheads began to dominate our society the trilingual situation died out in favor of unicorn language.
Anonymous
6849788
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No.278957
290988
>>278941
I guess that would explain it. Perhaps English came partially from the Ponylandish language spoken by the unicorns when they migrated here, which is similar to how the English language in the human world came from French migration to England.

Но это заставляет задуматься о том, что могло быть. No offense.
Anonymous
6849788
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No.278978
How would Princess Twilight react if a human walked into her throne room and asked to pet her?
Anonymous
0fddfcc
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No.278996
279001
Spoilered
If I met a human and then I say what’s in pic related, would he still eat me?
Anonymous
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No.279001
279008
>>278996
if he was going to eat you to begin with, I doubt words would solve your problem.
Anonymous
0fddfcc
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No.279008
>>279001
But what would? The obvious answer is either magic, flying away, or bucking him into submission, depending on which race you are, but there are certain situations where that may not entirely be possible.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.279011
279012 279013
3C1D7963-E4FF-42A2-8AA6-63308878521D.jpeg
So what about this “anthro” stuff the humans do in their depictions of us? What does everyone think?
Anonymous
45cde02
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No.279012
279078
>>279011
I think it's cute. But I wonder why they chose to make hands so complicated... makes fanart so hard to make.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279013
279020
1492981341454.jpeg
>>279011
I find it to be a neat parallel to us turning humans into ponies, albeit a bit more... Visually interesting? Sure, I'll say that.
>pic related, example of pony-fied human
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.279020
279022
>>279013
So how well would he get along with Little Supreme Ruler? Someone just like him apparently colluded with him in the election, but we’ll never know for sure.
Anonymous
0fddfcc
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No.279021
>>278854
The Ponylandish dub of the show apparently has sh*t acting by people who hated the MLH fandom, but how come the show is that popular across the Luna Ocean?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279022
279025 279181
>>279020
No fuckin idea, m8. To be honest, I stopped paying attention after 2016, the entire thing just kinda fell apart and I don't see any of the storylines being nearly as engaging or having anywhere near a satisfying conclusion after they used Epstein as a scapegoat for the Clintons.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.279025
279026
>>279022
Well, this pandemic arc seems to be going over well. US tensions with both the EU and China are at an all-time high and Russia and China are both releasing relatively untested versions of Coronavirus vaccines. I don’t know the EU’s stance on that, but I’ve a feeling the US’s military might may be put to the ultimate test within the next 100 or so in-franchise years.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279026
279031
>>279025
>next 100 in-franchise years
and how long will that be IRL? Remember, there's something like a fucking year or more in between decade releases, so that'll be anywhere between a year and 10 from now! I miss back when there was only a month between releases...
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.279031
>>279026
Ah, but since the golden age of DVD’s has come and passed, we’re able to stream on the Internet now. We may not have to wait that long, but they may drag out the seasons.
Anonymous
0fddfcc
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No.279078
>>279012
Don’t forget where humans evolved from. From their perspective, they could say our wings are so complicated.
Anonymous
1b94fce
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No.279181
279187
>>279022
But 2020 will be all the more interesting with its election arc.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279187
279189
>>279181
It'll be interesting as a shitshow, that's about it. They go to all that work building up Trump to be this great hero of America, and then they go and turn him into another israel shill... Talk about wasted fucking potential
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279189
279190
>>279187
>It’ll be an interesting sh*tshow
Especially considering I personally hate both candidates and I may wish either that one party gain the presidency with the other having control of Congress or that the electoral college be tied 269-269. Though both may seem unlikely.
>and then they go and turn him into another israel shill
No offense, but if taken out of context, you could look like someone who rooted for Adolf Hitler in the show and someone who supports the policies of King Sombra and Nightmare Moon.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279190
279191
>>279189
>rooted for Hitler
Why yes, how could you tell?
>le sombra and nightmare moon argument
already discarded, scroll up to see
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279191
279271
>>279190
>how could you tell?
Because it looks like you are antisemitic. Most antisemitics of contemporary seasons use logic akin to the logic used by Hitler.
>already discarded
But weren’t they basically our version of Hitler? And wouldn’t they also want /mlh/ shut down if they had their way? I’m all for free speech and whatnot, but exercising free speech sometimes doesn’t get you anywhere good.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279271
279363
>>279191
you clearly didn't scroll up to see how that argument was discarded. Kindly do that, miss "I'm too good to look up and see why I'm a retard"
Anonymous
2c47f31
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No.279363
279398
>>279271
You never mentioned why it was discarded; only that it was discarded at all. So if Hitler was based on our tyrants of recent history, why would you support either one?

And I would personally probably be put in a concentration camp if any of them were in charge of Equestria, since I have expressed dissent about segregation and personally know quite a few Jewish people and people of ex-USSK descent, who’d probably be more than welcome in my massive stallion-cave that is a basement.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279391
279396 279433 281458
Has anyone else had a dream about people who have both pony and human forms? I had one a couple of nights ago about one named “Rarity”, who, as it turns out, is neither really a pony or a human, but rather a marshmallow. She also claims to be one of Princess Twilight’s friends.

So if we know that magic can get ponies into dreams, the line between reality and dreams is blurred. If not, then I’ll have to chalk this up to my wicked imagination. But does anyone else know about “Rarity”, “Fluttershy”, or ways to find out who Princess Twilight’s friends really are?
Anonymous
2c47f31
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No.279396
>>279391
What about Princess Twilight as a human?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279398
279404 279407
>>279363
The reason your argument was discarded is because the jews deserve it, as was thoroughly explained in the previous argument. If you can't read that and find out the reasons without having it spoonfed to you, then you don't deserve to be here. Leave or lurk until you can be called a competent poster.
Anonymous
a5711b2
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No.279404
279407
>>279398
I’ve already seen enough clips of the anti-Israel media to have been spoonfed on your argument, so I’ve already lurked enough.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279407
279410
>>279398
>>279404
What about those who claim that Equestria has no right to exist and that we should all move as a species back to Ponyland?
Anonymous
a5711b2
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No.279410
279413 279426
>>279407
>Equestria was colonized to promote pony nationality
>The buffalo, while they were mostly killed and ransacked, have since gained Equestrian citizenship, but are denied the rights thereof
>Every pony should move back to tuberculosis-ridden, totalitarian Ponyland, where they’ll all be killed for dissenting views
So is this what the Union Party and the left want? To control our minds and quell dissent? Like they say the “alt-right” Nationalist Party is doing, according to them?
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279413
279416
>>279410
Я просто рада, что немного знаю пониландский язык.
Anonymous
a5711b2
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No.279416
>>279413
I my vse mogli by skoro govoritь ob etom!
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279426
279432
>>279410
Let’s not forget about how Ponyland discriminates against Earth ponies, right?
Anonymous
a5711b2
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No.279432
>>279426
Exactly. The antisemitic, radical left is anti-Earth pony and wants to see them all die in the Frozen North!
Anonymous
a5711b2
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No.279433
279540
>>279391
What about another one named “Pinkie Pie” who can do really cartoonish things? Someone ought to inquire as to who Twilight’s friends are and what they do. Then we’ll know the real answers and solve the mystery once and for all.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279540
279563
>>279433
Maybe they really are Princess Twilight’s friends. It isn’t like any of them to want to eat me.
Anonymous
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No.279563
279564
B4234D3F-3BC9-4BAE-9F49-0669B5A7D060.png
>>279540
Exactly. I just fear that pic related may be our fate at the hands of the predator species that is humankind.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279564
279565
>>279563
Well, the people I keep seeing in dreams seem rather friendly, in both human and pony form. We know of Princess Twilight, at least one Anon ITT has heard of “Fluttershy”, and I’ve heard of this “Rarity” and another one named “Screwball”, though the latter has yet to acquire a human form, though she has gone from Earth pony to alicorn, with everyone hailing her as the “Princess of Chaos”. She also claims to be Discord’s little sister.
Anonymous
13e4d3b
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No.279565
279607
>>279564
This question has been asked before, but what should we do if humans do try to eat us?
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279607
279621
>>279565
>tfw you finally meet your waifu
>tfw she has every intention to eat you and you can’t get away
>tfw you cry for help, but no friends to help you
Why?
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.279621
279628
1555713892688.jpg
>>279607
>tfw your waifu 'eats' you
>tfw your cries are heard
>tfw all your friends and family see you
>tfw you'll always be known as a human fucker
Worth it.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279628
279636
>>279621
>pic related
So you’d compare the suffering to the suffering of Hitler’s and King Sombra’s victims?
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279633
>tfw no human virgin females to capture you... and not eat you
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.279636
279638 293152
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>>279628
>So you’d compare the suffering to the suffering of Hitler’s and King Sombra’s victims?
Had to contact the Wonderbolts to get my sides.
So a little spoiler about the show. King Sombra's analogue isn't Hitler, I mean have you seen what Sombra did to the crystal empire?
The closest pony that fits Hitler as a political leader in our world is Princess Celestia herself!
That's a really weird connection you might say, and it is. You see the show took a decidedly complex idea, what if we took Princess Celestia and put her in the show as a human. I know it's a multimedia franchise at this point, but the point remains.
A young ignorant Princess growing as a human in some very rough times in a bizarre planet, no, a bizarre universe.
Unknowingly trying to apply pony concepts into human ones, and it was working.
Working too well. The secret behind the scenes subplots really despise losing anything, and even more so hate being brought to justice.
Years of history gone.
Attempts of outside communication, ignored.
Princess Celestia even as an extremely young human can pull off some amazing feats.
Overcoming contracts that should have continued to enforce those humans. Pulling together as one unifying those lost ponies. Even withstanding the world.
What I'm excited for is Princess Cadence, and Princess Twilight human characters. Maybe if they will pull a last minute surprise hero.
Because the secret subplots are reaching a tipping point spilling over into the main plots.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279638
279644 279647
>>279636
>Had to contact the Wonderbolts to get my sides.
But they are legally bound to disclose that this is their own opinion and doesn’t reflect those of the DoD or any group they’re a part of.
>I mean have you seen what Sombra did to the crystal empire?
He basically did what Hitler did, only he actually had a thousand-year Reich.
>The closest pony that fits Hitler as a political leader in our world is Princess Celestia herself!
I don’t know which Wonderbolt(s) you contacted, but there are a lot of them, especially in the reserves, so you may have only been given opinions by a few of them. And are you sure you contacted the Wonderbolts and not Ponyland’s VMF? I intitially thought that many Ponylandish military traditions, such as goose stepping and the styles of music the bands play, were adopted by Equestria, but they are actually completely different on this side of the pond.
>A young ignorant Princess growing as a human in some very rough times in a bizarre planet, no, a bizarre universe.
Then Princess Twilight would be a better analogue, but both Princesses Celestia and Twilight would not dare to persecute and kill as many people as Hitler and Sombra did. They are just too polite, gentle, and loving.
>What I'm excited for is Princess Cadence, and Princess Twilight human characters.
Like that one Anon who keeps dreaming about a human Princess Twilight?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279644
279647 279650
>>279638
you mule-minded muppet, by telling the wonderbolts to get his sides, he was implying that he was laughing so hard that they flew off. They weren't giving him arguments, they were helping him recover from your absolutely pea-brained, lukewarm piss take of an opinion. Leave this site and leave this planet so I don't have to share an oxygen supply with you.
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.279647
279648 279650
IMG_20190208_190516_905.jpg
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>>279638
You really should see the extra material and the Tin Foil discoverers analysises.
>Then Princess Twilight would be a better analogue, but both Princesses Celestia and Twilight would not dare to persecute and kill as many people as Hitler and Sombra did.
>kill as many people as Hitler did.
Seriously watch a quickrundown video or a conspiracy mlh thread.
>>279644
Thanks friend, as always your right on the bit, have a human.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279648
279650
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>>279647
Np m8, np! Here's a stylized pic of our boy as well.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279650
279656
>>279644
>by telling the wonderbolts to get his sides, he was implying that he was laughing so hard that they flew off.
Because Sombra’s policies are incompatible with Equestrian ideology?
>>279647
>You really should see the extra material and the Tin Foil discoverers analysises.
I have seen them and they are a whole bunch of hogwash. When the Union Party had control of the government between 998 and 1006, there were conspiracies that then-PM Lightning Bender would place stickers on our mailboxes and that would determine which people to kill and which people to save when Ponyland finally invades. And that was utter hogwash and many more things they say are. Those stickers are really to tell people when they get which paper. Some conspiracies are just too crazy for me to believe, but I have found out a way to judge their merit: ask whether rich and powerful people could benefit and who stands to benefit if the conspiracy were to be true.
>>279648
>our boy
Out of context, it would make you look like a neo-Nazi, neo-Sombrite, or neo-Selenite.
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.279656
279665
>>279650
>Talking about a crazy cult and not the mlh community about the secrets behind the it.
Yeah... I think you should take a break for little bit. Not everything is about Sombra or about the various cultist crazies.
Honestly the bizarre parallels you try to make between Sombra a real nasty pony, and Hitler is falling a bit flat.
>>by telling the wonderbolts to get his sides, he was implying that he was laughing so hard that they flew off.
>Because Sombra’s policies are incompatible with Equestrian ideology?
No... it's using a fictional character incorrectly without the whole of the personallity.
Have you even watched the Newspaper Shoppe episodes? About how media corporations took pictures from India and made it look to be jews?
>Out of context, it would make you look like a neo-Nazi, neo-Sombrite, or neo-Selenite.
???
Look there's online clubs that host mlh and the raw version. I'm sure they fill you in on all the tidbits and lore if a bit prickly because they deal with the same reasons and hasty conclusions every single time.
>ask whether rich and powerful people could benefit and who stands to benefit if the conspiracy were to be true.
Ah, so who benefits the most from preventing speech about the holololol in mlh.
Reminds me of a quote from Voltaire.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279665
279668
>>279656
>No... it's using a fictional character incorrectly without the whole of the personallity.
So he was just making a meme? But how else could you interpret it?
>About how media corporations took pictures from India and made it look to be jews?
And how CNN used staged news stories?
>because they deal with the same reasons and hasty conclusions every single time.
But who else calls Hitler or Sombra “our boy”?
Anonymous
e129645
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No.279666
279668 282018
Lyra-minor-my-little-pony-3953855.png
>Lyra with a human fetish
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279668
279669
>>279665
Anypony with a brain and an understanding of the subplot calls Hitler their boy. As for sombra, we've already told you you're retarded and given you plenty of reasons as to why without you even bothering to look at a single one, from the sound of things. As I said before, leave the site and this planet to give the rest of us back the resources you're wasting by merely existing.

>>279666
>tfw get to go to Earth but I'm bigger than all the humans
>tfw no bigger, stronger human to pick me up and cuddle me
>tfw I accidentally crush one and get sent to oversized jail for life
feels bad, mares
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279669
279670
>>279668
>without you even bothering to look at a single one
And I’ve told you that I’ve seen them and think that they’re wrong.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279670
279673
>>279669
But have you really? Did you actually look at them and read them, or did you just go "Nope, this doesn't fit my headcanon" and discard it all?
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279673
279689
>>279670
No, I have looked at the logic. That one human named Dennis Prager puts his spin on it perfectly: you can’t deny Italy’s existence and claim to not be anti-Italian, so you can’t deny Israel’s existence and claim to not be antisemitic. Plus, if Israel gets fully absorbed by the Palestinian Authority, the Jewish population would probably be forced to either relocate to elsewhere en masse or suffer persecution at the hands of the Palestinians.

And another point commonly brought up is that Israel shouldn’t exist because it is racist and an apartheid state. That is simply not true, considering Arabs ride the same buses, vote in the same elections, etc. as Hebrews. Spoiler alert: They are really one and the same race; the divide is artificial and this conflict pits brother against brother. Though I’m not denying that there are extremists on both sides of the issue that pressure for forced integration and expansion of either side.

Even if Israel is the apartheid state that the media makes it out to be, that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t exist. The USA, Germany, South Africa, Spain, the United Kingdom, and many (if not most) other places have racist histories behind them, yet no human calls their existences into question. Though the reverse holds true with Hong Kong: it doesn’t have a legacy of racism (probably because it’s only been independent for around 30 years), but its existence is called into question.

And despite what you may have seen in the MLH news clips, that Dennis Prager fellow has also said that Israel has accepted five times reduced claims to their borders, yet the Palestinian Authority and the Arab settlers who came before them refused to accept anything less than Israel being wiped off the map completely.

And finally, the coup de grace of the modern antisemitic argument. Where is the proof or the evidence that the Jews control upwards of 70% of the world’s wealth? And how do you know that they would all get along well in a form of groupthink? Even if it were true (which it isn’t, considering how the poorer Jewish communities in NYC and the NY metropolitan area got their start), would it be more likely that these successes would be pinned on the individuals or upon their religion? Some of them could do better than others, yet they are all being equally judged as overprivileged? I just don’t understand why this stereotyping and these straw man arguments keep coming up.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279674
279675 281231
>>279672
>Dennis Prager
Most humans don't even believe his arguments. He is a meme at best, and a mouthpiece at worst.
>racist apartheid state
Nopony here (except you, to my knowledge) cares about racism and the in-canon humans that do usually aren't the brightest bunch.
>spoiler alert segment
You seem to have forgotten the other lore that most modern jews are ashkenazi, a race that is more comparable to a heavily inbred variety of eastern european (as I understand it, I could easily be wrong). There are no brother wars, only a war of religious conquest based on fulfilling a prophecy that they have been trying to force the fulfillment of since before the WWI arc.
>USA, Germany, South Africa, Spain, UK never called into question for similar reasons
That's because those european countries all existed of their ownaccord in their own homelands, meanwhile the USA and South Africa were started before the problems behind this type of government were well known. Israel was created after WWII in the territory that was rightfully claimed by Palestine, a previously existing political entity with a presence in the world (albeit small). With the creation of Israel, the Palestinians were driven from their homes as the entire country was subjugated by the Allied powers and completely handed over to those same jews, leaving many homeless and without a place to go. Since then, Israel has attempted to further steal territory from their neighbors and genocide the palestinians that are left, all to fulfill that same prophecy. All of these things were expressed in the lore.
>Where is the proof they control everything?
Despite making up around 2% of the US population, 41% of them are within the top 1% of the country by wealth and many of them also hold notable positions in media and other powerful positions. They also have an entire political body working within the US's government, exclusively working for the benefit of Israel. AIPAC stands for American Israeli Political Action Group, after all.

The lore is there and I've even spoonfed it to you to the best of my ability, if you can't grasp it at this point then you should honestly not try to discuss it. This lore may be a bit of a heavy weight for your perception of the story, but it's necessary to gain the deeper understanding that leads to deeper discussion. If you aren't willing to learn, then others won't be willing to discuss.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279675
279676
>>279674
Please read the updated post. There is a new paragraph regarding the dispute.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279676
279677
>>279675
That's the post I read, the number was merely a mistake. Also, regarding that second post, the only difference I see that doesn't hurt your argument anyway is the use of a spoiler tag for the spoilered segment.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.279677
>>279676
Nevermind, I see that you went back and changed your post twice in the process of me making your reply.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279682
279894
B26EB499-DD7B-4C5D-A3B0-2FC8F3C56507.jpeg
What about the cute human waifus, such as pic related?
Anonymous
eba79b7
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No.279689
279719
>>279673
>The USA, Germany, South Africa, Spain, the United Kingdom, and many (if not most) other places have racist histories behind them, yet no human calls their existences into question.
Is that a fucking joke?
These countries are constantly bashed for their histories by niggers with worse histories.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279719
279742
>>279689
>These countries are constantly bashed for their histories by niggers with worse histories.
And yet their very existences aren’t denied.
Anonymous
eba79b7
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No.279742
279749
>>279719
Their existences are warred upon by the same left that wants you to love and fund and die for Pissrael, an illegitimate state founded on formerly-Christian now-Mudslime land by the jewish-controlled "British" Empire out of a desire to appease civilian-slaughtering jewish terrorist organizations.
America's still under draconian lockdown policies that fuck over small businesses, right?
So tell me, why is America still keeping up its regular donations to your sugar-baby Pissrael?
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279749
279750
>>279742
But Israel and Hong Kong at least have alternatives. If those aforementioned western countries stopped existing, what alternatives would fill the power vacua?
Anonymous
eba79b7
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No.279750
279752
>>279749
"Power vacuum"? What are you talking about?
Jews have all the power on this corrupt country. They already control these countries, that's why they've been turned against the whites who made these countries successful.
I hope you aren't roleplaying as a pony over this.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279752
279764
>>279750
But if Germany, the UK, and other Western countries ceased to exist, who would take control over their populations? My guess is the USA, since it has the world’s largest global presence.
Anonymous
eba79b7
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No.279764
279767 279770
>>279752
You speak in circles. Do you think America would act to save whites from Germany, the UK, and other western countries if they fell?
America isn't even accepting whites fleeing their ancestral homes in Blacked Africa.
Anonymous
cd07615
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No.279767
>>279764
A National Socialist America would.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279770
279776 279779 281365
>>279764
>Do you think America would act to save whites from Germany, the UK, and other western countries if they fell?
No. I think they’d act to save the countries themselves and the governments that support them rather than save particular ethnic groups.
Anonymous
eba79b7
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No.279776
279779 279782
>>279770
But a nation, a country, is its people.
Not its dirt or ruling class.
Anonymous
cd07615
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No.279779
279782
>>279770
>>279776
Not according to Christians or Jew-Owned countries, including your own, We must get rid of those who oppose A nation's government acting for it's people first and foremost as a collective, and to re orient our societies and communities to be as In accord with Natural Order as possible.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279782
279786 279792 280342
>>279776
>>279779
But its working class forms part of its people. How else could the nation work without them? Even the USA was able to get rid of slavery less than 100 years after it was founded, though the ex-slaves weren’t necessarily accepted as people until about 100 years after that.

And going through saving a nation’s population like that would probably end in loads of bureaucracy and doom for all who would otherwise be saved. Germany, for much of its existence, has made it difficult for foreigners to migrate there and their descendants would be judged as foreigners, even though they have lived in Germany for centuries. Germany is still a semi-authoritarian country today and is worse of a bureaucratic sh*thole than the US is.

What you should both keep in mind is that Equestria was founded as a nation of immigrants, so there really is no true “Equestrian” people, save the indigenous buffalo population, which is dwindling because of outbreeding with the ponies. The vast, vast majority of Equestrian citizens have some kind of story dealing with immigrant ancestors who migrated here and established their own lives. We still see ourselves as Equestrians first and immigrant descendants second, considering we all have a common culture and national identity. I, personally, am proud to be the great grandson, possibly even double great grandson, of a family who immigrated to here from Hope Hollow during the Great Famine. Sure, there were the “No Hope Hollowish Need Apply” signs up everywhere, but they overcame segregation and we all are now proud to be viewed as equals today, not foreigners.

On the other side of the Luna Ocean, however, Ponyland and the other former USSK countries have historically had isolationist policies that protected their own citizens and “pure-blooded” Ponylandish descendants. If you were born and raised in Ponyland and your parents, grandparents, great grandparents, or even beyond came from outside the country, you would be judged as a foreigner in your own country, especially if you were born as an Earth pony. This idea of racism was one of the ideals that ultimately fueled the breakup of the USSK, with Ponyland and their PM, Little Supreme Ruler, to this day wanting to annex parts of the Ice Kingdom and Yakyakistan in a partial return to the USSK era.

You can move to Equestria and become an Equestrian, but you can’t move to Ponyland and become a Ponylander.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279786
279792
>>279782
Well said. The left is trying to bring the USSK ideas of separation by race to our borders and we need to defend against it. However, there are rumors that the right is only fueling violence and creating a cause that could give secessionists and rioters legitimacy.

I personally hope that this coming election ends in a tie. Whichever party wins the tie-breaking vote will know that the PM they appoint will not have won over a democratic vote. This will mean that the PM’s legitimacy as a political leader will decrease in the minds of his constituents and that he will seriously need to consider the bills that Parliament passes.
Anonymous
cd07615
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No.279792
279804
>>279782
What is a nation? a nation is a people, these people have one thing in common across the entirety of their territory, call it blood, call it DNA, call it genetic similarity, that people are ONE kind of human, when you mix others, in this case non-whites you also bring ANOTHER NATION IN, combining these doesn't continue either, it destroys both. So in America this is White European Nordic Peoples, yes even Brits, at least were, Nordic at that time. THIS WAS NEVER A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS THAT IS PURE JEWISH PROPAGANDA IT WAS ALWAYS A EUROPEAN NATION AND MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO EXIST IN THE NON SPIC WHITE PORTION OF THIS NATION TODAY, ARE DESCENDED FROM THOSE WHO LIVED HERE IN 1776. There will be no bureaucracy to kill these invaders, they will be dealt with, with lethal force, with no exception, including the niggers you so love because they never were people or did the 20000 rapes they commit every year against Whites in return for 0 rapes committed by Whites against them escape your fucking notice?
>>279786
Violent separation by race is the only way this is ever turned around, you are a failure if you think otherwise.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279804
279808
>>279792
>combining these doesn't continue either, it destroys both.
But don’t most non-Equestrians who arrive here integrate themselves well? Like the USA, we’re more of a “melting pot”, where people are encouraged to learn about other cultures and values, but the countries of the Ponylandish Peninsula, like Canada and European countries, seem to be more like “mosaics”, where outside nationalities don’t seem to be entirely welcomed by the locals, so their views and cultural norms aren’t necessarily accepted.
>is the only way this is ever turned around
You are drinking the leftists’ Cool-Aid here. Remember that our country was founded with unity of the races in mind.
Anonymous
cd07615
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No.279808
279822
>>279804
>But don’t most non-Equestrians who arrive here integrate themselves well? Like the USA, we’re more of a “melting pot”, where people are encouraged to learn about other cultures and values, but the countries of the Ponylandish Peninsula, like Canada and European countries, seem to be more like “mosaics”, where outside nationalities don’t seem to be entirely welcomed by the locals, so their views and cultural norms aren’t necessarily accepted.
No they don't, Not when more than thirty percent speak the Mexican Bastardized Dialect of Spanish at home and everywhere else.
The USA was NOT a Melting pot until after 1965. that is an entirely Jewish invention I believe it was Israel Zangwill, when america was nearly 100% White and European and less than 1% jew.
Knowing and learning about others does not mean ours should be destroyed which is what has been happening, on an accelerated path since 1965, and truly since 1865.
>You are drinking the leftists’ Cool-Aid here. Remember that our country was founded with unity of the races in mind.

No I'm not, and no it wasn't, Go back and look at the Immigration Act of 1789.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279822
>>279808
>Not when more than thirty percent speak the Mexican Bastardized Dialect of Spanish at home and everywhere else.
Keep in mind that these same places are either historically Spanish-speaking regions themselves or home to many Puerto Ricans, who are US citizens themselves.
>Immigration Act of 1789
As far as I can tell, it is currently the year AR 1010 in Equestria. Are you referring to the act passed in the USA? Although the unicorn nation benefitted the most from the deal with the other two tribes, the unity of the races is one of the founding principles which Equestria’s very existence promotes. If I am correct in assuming you’re referring to the act passed in the US, the act you are referring to was passed during a time when America’s founding fathers were in a dispute about which races mattered and whether or not the notion of slavery should be a thing, but it took everyone a while to realize that racism and slavery were bad ideas.
Anonymous
cd07615
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No.279823
279830
>>279820
>Keep in mind
No those places aren't what I am referring to is the continental U.S none of which historically spoke Spanish once they became U.S territory.
>America’s founding fathers were in a dispute about which races mattered and whether or not the notion of slavery should be a thing, but it took everyone a while to realize that racism and slavery were bad ideas.
they were never in dispute, eg Thomas Jefferson and many of the others wrote and agreed to including that line in 1789. Equestria doesn't factor in to this discussion at the moment we are discussing the human world as you put it, where things do not work as they may in ponyland.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279830
279856
>>279823
>what I am referring to is the continental U.S none of which historically spoke Spanish once they became U.S territory.
And I know the regions you are referring to as well, which I believe are Florida, the Southwest, and the New York metro area. But how can you erase history truly? Florida and the Southwest were both part of Spain at one point, so you can’t say they weren’t historically Spanish-speaking. And yes, I know that New York has only relatively recently become Spanish-speaking, with many “boricuas” moving to there (and to Florida) since the 1940’s.
>no dispute
Many asked Thomas Jefferson to amend the US constitution to allow for either a gradual emancipation of slaves or to allow masters to free their slaves, but he, being one of the founding members of what eventually became the Democratic Party, refused.
>Equestria doesn't factor in to this discussion at the moment
But how is it wrong to compare how our country and their country were founded?
>where things do not work as they may in ponyland.
Только в основном так.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279856
>>279830
>Только в основном так.
Но их свобода ускользает от них! Если нам не повезет, весь человеческий мир станет как СССЦ...
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.279894
279940
28B26568-4689-4E3A-AF1A-9D060A870874.png
>>279682
Not her?
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.279940
280001
>>279894
Peach is cuter and gentler. But Daisy’s playful nature is not necessarily bad.
Anonymous
6dde7d0
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No.280001
>>279940
Right, but which one is less likely to eat us?
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280069
280071 280076
516EB35A-F4F2-4A08-9BF1-0614BD30D09C.jpeg
Here’s a picture I found from some paparazzo who followed Princess Twilight, who dressed as a Spartan soldier for Nightmare Night. Where do you think she got inspired from...?
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.280071
280072
>>280069
You say that like the spartans' armor designs weren't just ripped straight from the armory of the pony equivalent of Roman Empire or something, I couldn't think of a clever name.
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280072
280075
>>280071
The only example I can think of is the USSK, but perhaps the Pegasus nation could have shared similar militaristic values.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.280075
>>280072
So that brings up an interesting question: it’s been mentioned in this thread that the Earth ponies spoke the Ponish language prior to the unicorn migration from Ponyland. Said migration brought Ponylandish influence on the language and gave us the English language we know today. Но все могло сложиться иначе. Modern Ponish, as far as I can tell, is a minority language here, but is still official for ceremonial purposes. Aber ich mag die Sprache trotzdem.

My question is what language did the Pegasus tribe speak? Or is this a bit of obscure history that no one really knows?
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.280076
280159
>>280069
So my question is could Princess Twilight sue over this photo, or is she allowed to be photographed as a public servant?
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280159
280213
>>280076
Has she been papped before other than this one time? She looks pretty much like everypony else and it is more difficult for her to stand out.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.280213
280228
1F2F89BC-A6A3-4E70-A18F-B62D54145601.jpeg
>>280159
Here, but this could be fake news for a variety of reasons. Number one, the title looks like it’s in Ponylandish, though it looks like it uses a mixture of both Latin and Cyrillic alphabets, when Ponylandish is usually written in either one or the other... Но я не уверен, понимаю ли я название. Есть ли в этой ветке носители пониландского языка? Second, if it’s from Ponyland, is it by default questionable? Без обид.
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280228
280230
>>280213
It’d be pretty difficult to pap her if she blends in that well with her subjects, so either this is fake or somepony got close enough to definitively figure out it was her from looking at her cutie mark.

Though there are still rumors that she lurks in this thread, perhaps disguised as one of the Anons here.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.280230
280231
>>280228
Yeah, I'm with you on the picture situation. During all the time I lived in Ponyville, I only remember seeing her a grand total of four times that I actually remember. Also, about the rumors, I'm starting to doubt them. Wouldn't it be ironic though if that brainlet that refuses to acknowledge the lore was actually her, the princess known for being a complete and total nerd about that sort of stuff?
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280231
280233
>>280230
>I only remember seeing her a grand total of four times that I actually remember.
So I take it you saw her at Summer Sun Celebrations and other events there, so that would explain the low number... but what if you saw her more and no one knew it was her?
>Wouldn't it be ironic though if that brainlet that refuses to acknowledge the lore was actually her
You mean the one who supports King Sombra and rooted for Hitler? I would be surprised myself and would probably want to get on the first flight out of here, or at least vote for a candidate who will question her every move and constantly keep her executive power in check. The dame isn’t even 30 years old!
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.280233
280235 280294
>>280231
>You mean the one who compares King Sombra to Htiler
ftfy
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.280235
280319
>>280233
How are they incomparable? They both subjugated their populations, threw dissidents and undesirables into concentration camps, and forced their populations to bow to their wishes through military action.

Though to be fair, Sombra actually DID get the thousand-year Reich that Hitler could only dream of.
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280294
280299 280319
>>280233
But the Princess is clearly anti-Sombra, considering she has significant support and loyalty from the people of the Crystal Empire today. If she saw what Hitler was about, she would be against him as well and compare him to Sombra, at least if he ruled for that long.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.280299
280309
>>280294
If Princess Twilight were in favor of Sombra, why would she help in his overthrow?
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280309
>>280299
Exactly. And human Princess Twilight would probably have eaten me in my dreams by now if she supported him. If she really could appear in dreams, there’d be lawsuits up the a**.
Anonymous
41edf73
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No.280319
280336
>>280235
>>280294
Alright, I'm out. If I have to deal with not one, not two, but three dumbasses then I'm out.
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280336
>>280319
>the implications
Anon, I...
Anonymous
eba79b7
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No.280342
280397
1257.png
>>279782
>But its working class forms part of its people.
ALL of a nation's people form a part of its people, why the fuck are you bringing that up?
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.280397
280434
>>280342
Because someone apparently thought that the working class doesn’t matter.
Anonymous
eba79b7
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No.280434
280463
>>280397
i've lost track of what metaphor's saying what, but are we all in agreement that it's the people of a nation who make it great, not the jews or magic dirt? The culture of a people are what they decide to wear, how they decide to act and sound and treat others, etc. A nigger can go to japan, buy a katana, try learning the language, even work for a sushi store but he'll never truly become Japanese.
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280463
280498
>>280434
Yes. It doesn’t matter whether you’re Jewish, Ponylandish Orthodox, or whatever faith you are and it doesn’t matter what culture or class you’re from either. Some Anon ITT said that you can move to Equestria and become an Equestrian, but you can’t move to Ponyland and become a Ponylander.
Anonymous
eba79b7
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No.280498
280534 280610 280701
>>280463
Equestria is a magical land where it's possible to magic someone into a pony or potion someone into a pony.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.280534
280596
187E9970-2329-4E0D-AF74-A4B27D4795F0.png
>>280498
So what about turning humans into ponies? What do you think they’d feel about that?
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280596
280610
>>280534
You may have a disfiguration lawsuit on your hands if she doesn’t have your consent, though I’d, for one, welcome our new human waifus.

But speaking of which, I feel like I’d need to make sure I have enough magic to do such thing and it takes me a while to perform complex tasks such as that. Someone else has already asked for tips on that, but does anyone else have something to offer?
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.280610
>>280596
So what about what >>280498 said? Or is it just “with consent”?
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280701
>>280498
But who would want to?
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.280709
280932
Suppose humans did arrive in Equestria and your non-humie friends saw them. How would your friends react?
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.280932
>>280709
They’d probably think they were hallucinating.
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.281018
281022
Here’s another thing that humans have: complete security in the fact that they pay their subway fares. If a human wanted to get on a train, he’d have to swipe his MetroCard and pass through fare gates.

A pony, on the other hand, would be able to teleport onto the train without paying the fare, though he could be picked up by surveillance cameras, though they don’t stop ponies from teleporting others onto trains from afar, though some, and I do mean SOME, carriages have cameras in them.

The Union Party is trying to push anti-horn legislation, though their nominee for PM, Joe Bridle, doesn’t seem as anti-horn as the other nominees could be. I’m personally glad that Bernie Saddlers didn’t become the nominee, otherwise he could bring back the USSK era. I’m worried, however, that magic use in Equestria could become restricted to the point where it becomes useless. Does anyone else here share my sentiments?
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.281022
281023
>>281018
Well, we had a Nationalist Party-controlled House of Commons, House of Lords, and PM just four years ago, yet no horn use restrictions were lifted as far as I could tell. We still have to have our horns disabled on airplanes and we still have to abide by the restrictions the Union Party put into place before the Nationalists took control. I personally haven’t had to use an oxygen mask on an airplane, but what happens if the masks deploy and I can’t use my magic to reach them? It’s not like they say to help unicorn, alicorn, and kirin passengers whose magic is disabled.
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.281023
281056
>>281022
I know monarchs are supposed to be politically neutral, but I just have a gut feeling that we may see an easing of these restrictions with Princess Twilight in charge.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.281046
281054
>>277826
Is Peach a Catholic? She said “May the mushrooms bless you” in the “Mario All-Stars Baseball” arc and she seems like she’s comparing Catholic priests or saints to mushrooms.
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.281054
281056
>>281046
Or... what if Peach is just a peach and is using her magic to disguise herself as a human? Remember when she turned into an actual peach during the “Super Paper Mario” arc?

And this sounds like that “Rarity” fellow you said you dreamt of. If Princesses Peach and Daisy visited Equestria and it turned out Queen Rarity was a real person, how would they all get along? How would they go about avoiding putting marshmallows in their cocoa, tea, or whatever? And how would they all get along with Princess Twilight?
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.281056
281075 281077 281175
>>281023
>politically neutral
Princess Twilight sided with the Nationalists on pretty much every issue so far, but some of the Unionists want even more to be done. How would you like it if Equestria had a completely open border rather than the passport checks that Princess Twilight and the Nationalists put into place? What Princess Twilight has done will only spell the end of the Union Party governing our cities... and I doubt she would ever accept a Unionist PM, even if Joe Bridle is voted in. Though I suppose the two could talk it out, since Bridle is “your grandpa’s Unionist” after all.
>>281054
I’d say good for them. Rarity and Peach could discuss ways as to how to avoid humans eating us while still making friends with them.
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.281075
281080
>>281056
True, but you should keep in mind that this will be the first general election that will have taken place following her coronation. Though I do understand what you’re saying... and we may have a big scandal about her and MP’s on both sides of the aisle may have something to say. But I just have a gut feeling that the Nationalists will be more inclined to support her, though not pay blind allegiance, and the Unionists will oppose her no matter what she says.
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.281077
>>281056
>What Princess Twilight has done will only spell the end of the Union Party governing our cities
I’d say good luck winning Whinnyapolis. That area has voted Unionist consistently for the longest straight time period on record. Not even in 974, when then-PM Ronald Rein-In won by a thumping majority, did Whinnyapolis vote Nationalist.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.281080
281081
293DFA8C-8535-424B-BFC6-E880A2262BFC.jpeg
>>281075
Well, some Anon in another thread has a good point. We don’t know much about her and it’s only been a few years since she’s been invested, so this could largely be an unknown.

But the good news is that this will only take power away from the monarchy and put it into the hands of Parliament, further cementing our future as a democratic republic.
Anonymous
c34e552
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No.281081
>>281080
I don’t want to sound like I’m an absolutist, but didn’t that one human named Richard Hammond say that Parliament is where we keep our insane people?
Anonymous
0b3d5df
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No.281175
281296
>>281056
>I doubt she would ever accept a Unionist PM
If she doesn’t accept the candidate we vote for, could we impeach her? Though again, what if she’s lurking ITT? Or was that debunked?
Anonymous
0b3d5df
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No.281231
>>279674
>ashkenazi
I’ve checked the show wiki and it turns out they actually are descendants of the original Hebrew people.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.281296
>>281175
>spoiler
It hasn’t been debunked yet and she could still be here.
Anonymous
819137a
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No.281363
>>278628
She’d probably claim to be a false goddess.
Anonymous
819137a
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No.281365
>>279770
Maybe the states and cities run by the Democratic Party would discriminate.

And speaking of which, why don’t the writers do more to portray them as the bad guys? They were portrayed as such until just after the Civil Rights Movement and Nixongate arcs, but they aren’t receiving such evil portrayal now.

Though to be fair, JFK, LBJ, and possibly even Biden, were so far portrayed as heroes and possibly the best examples of Democrats there are.
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.281367
>>278841
Would that include porn of us? Would humans find us ponies to be sexually attractive like we would do the same with them?
Anonymous
819137a
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No.281389
281511
Guys, the MLH fandom is sort of a nerd culture, so would Princess Twilight be inherently more likely to watch the show and lurk here?
Anonymous
819137a
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No.281458
>>279391
So if these people are truly Princess Twilight’s friends, how come we don’t know more about them?
Anonymous
32ff697
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No.281481
0A2A3940-B6AB-4631-9966-56B9C641E497.png

Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.281511
281512
>>281389
What about the rumors that Princess Twilight was a human at one point and (temporarily) fell in love with another human named Flash Sentry?
Anonymous
819137a
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No.281512
281633
>>281511
Dubs confirm the suspicion.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.281633
>>281512
Well, we haven’t seen her come out yet, but I’d imagine her being the type to not come out on this sort of thing. Isn’t she rather shy?

Oh, and aren’t “Rarity”, “Fluttershy”, and “Pinkie Pie” all in her friendship journal? Perhaps they really are her friends. It would make sense for her to be friends with the Queen of Marshmallia, but who are the other two and what do they do?
Anonymous
8362aa2
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No.281924
282010
Since when did election arcs become comedy shows? I’m laughing my bum off at what the Americans are doing for their election.
Anonymous
63cc31e
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No.282010
>>281924
Well, the elections in the Ice Kingdom seem to not be going well, considering that their current PM wanted to hold onto power like he did and deploy his military against dissidents. He agreed to the election and he agreed that he could be unseated, so why did he not agree with the result if it clearly indicated he should be unseated?

Though the humans have that in the US as well, but Trump or Biden would do so in a more comedic fashion.
Anonymous
63cc31e
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No.282018
>>279666
Who’s this “Lyra”? Is she ITT?
Anonymous
8362aa2
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No.282087
Isn’t “Fluttershy” an actual term meaning something? That one Anon’s account of his dreams is the first time I’ve heard of it, but I could have sworn I have heard of the term before.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.282230
282592
Here’s a question to the unicorns, kirin, and alicorns ITT: would you turn your significant other into a human to satisfy your fetish? I might if she wanted to experiment.
Anonymous
e8949f5
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No.282542
282544
9243DCD0-F520-4CCA-AD0B-2A5CC59D3E45.jpeg
My question is why humans are so freaking cute. Aren’t they supposed to be predators who can eat ponies?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.282544
>>282542
Wait a tick... they look just like “Fluttershy” and “Rarity”! Could they perhaps be real people after all?

And which one would be more loving towards us ponies?
Anonymous
e8949f5
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No.282592
293091
>>282230
But would you be comfortable with turning into a human yourself?
Anonymous
c324db9
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No.282754
>>278628
How would Palutena get along with Princess Celestia?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.283092
Sitrep update: I just had a dream where “Fluttershy”, “Pinkie Pie”, “Rarity”, and human Princess Twilight all caressed me and tried to make me feel loved during a state of depression.

I turned “Rarity” into her pony form (with her consent), then she sucked me off, with the magic imbued in the result having turned her into an alicorn.

But while I had these gorgeous humans to myself, a crowd of people outside my house saw me with “Fluttershy” and it made me feel that everyone else felt jealous and upset. But then my (male pony) friend told me that they all thought that she wanted to eat me.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.283232
283321
A6F976BB-6DCA-4161-BFAF-67ACDFC4736C.jpeg
Would she really watch the show?
Anonymous
379bb65
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No.283321
283784
>>283232
Maybe she watches it with Princess Twilight, no?
Anonymous
e129645
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No.283368
283383
rjyqsAD.png
Reposted from >>283366 →
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.283383
283387
>>283368
So which Anonhuman is she referring to? There would probably be dozens of them.

And would they all be “fagets”?
Anonymous
e129645
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No.283387
283388
>>283383
For now only you, newfag.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.283388
>>283387
Notice that I said AnonHUMAN, not AnonPONE. No offense, but you may be the one who’s the newf*g here.
Anonymous
7f06945
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No.283389
Come to think of it, this brings up an interesting thought: how come we portray ourselves as Anonmares, but we become Anonboys when we become human?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.283401
283410
I just had another dream where I had to talk about Dr. MLK Jr. to rioters in order to stop them. IRL, would this reveal my power level?
Anonymous
7f06945
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No.283410
283448
>>283401
I don’t know, but your “Fluttershy” would probably cry vigorously about his and JFK’s assassinations.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.283448
>>283410
Wouldn’t she be ashamed to be a member of a species that’s that unkind?
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.283783
Would you transform your mate into a human or slip him/her a dose of Hum-N to satisfy your fetish? Alternatively, would you be willing to turn into a human yourself?
Anonymous
1199068
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No.283784
284359
0CA61936-4CA6-4A4F-B82F-AC273B41F373.png
>>283321
You’re not joking.
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.284359
284416
>>283784
So what other princesses would watch the show? Though many anonfillies would like to imagine themselves as daughters of Princess Twilight
Anonymous
acc326c
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No.284416
>>284359
Princess Luna, maybe. She once told me in a dream that she was bullied for believing in humans.
Anonymous
f555052
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No.284772
284791 284801
F5663BC0-93A0-497E-82C5-E5D2303507A8.jpeg
Today the Equestrian empire will conquer other worlds, one of the most dangerous universes that exists is the one we formerly called Terra, there lives an extremely dangerous species that we call Homo Sapiens which must be extinguished and we seek allies from that world to make Equestria great again .
Will you join us Anon?
Anonymous
45cde02
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No.284791
284801
>>284772
Stupid question, but do these zigger-types (I like to call them niggers) also belong to the species Homo Sapiens? Not that it matters, I'm in!
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.284801
284804
>>284772
That’s just a stupid theory. Where is the evidence that humans have ever settled in Equestria? And besides...
>>284791
If this “Fluttershy” character exists, not all humans are out there to eat us. We need to seek out the kindness in them and maybe even expect something from them in return. Who wouldn’t want to have their manes stroked, bellies rubbed, wings preened, and magic refilled all in one sitting?
Anonymous
f555052
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No.284804
284805
>>284801
But she was once a pony, no?
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.284805
288465
>>284804
Aye, but that doesn’t mean all humans are going to eat us. Remember Princess Peach? Remember MLK? These people probably won’t eat us, so we’d probably be fine sharing with them.

Though if you ask me, Donald Trump and Joe Biden would both be willing to have alicorn steak for victory dinner come the episode after this election arc.
Anonymous
769b902
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No.284810
284811 284812
Is this thread now role playing autism?
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.284811
>>284810
That’s what it was according to the mods of 4ch, but we had to move here because they sent us to the moon.
Anonymous
2410ec0
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No.284812
>>284810
What was it before?
Anonymous
b162d2c
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No.284828
284831
here is a though for you all: pygmy anon(even small er than the ponies)
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.284831
284995
>>284828
But that would make humans less cuddly than they are.
Anonymous
379bb65
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No.284995
285028
>>284831
But would humans still want to eat us?
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.285028
285037 285167 285723 286782
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>>284995
Every time I hear that question I want to fire up my grill, and take notes from Hank Hill. Propane, and Propane accessories. Whether or not they eat pony, my neighbor's apple tree farm could always use some more nutrients. I'm sure the park could do with some sprucing up too.
Anonymous
a8d774e
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No.285037
285039
>>285028
But the humans (or ponies-turned-humans) appearing in that Anon’s dreams are yellow and purple and he still somewhat thinks they’ll eat him. Skin color doesn’t matter here.
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.285039
285045
1538442829973.jpg
>>285037
>Skin color doesn’t matter here.
Exactly, because as a pony of my word I will keep my communities' parks and plants hearty and hale. No need for human involvement.
Anonymous
a8d774e
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No.285045
>>285039
So what would you do if a human tried to eat you or mess with the plants in your hometown’s municipal parks? What would the police do (if Deputy PM candidate Kamala Hackamore doesn’t succeed in defunding them)?
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.285167
285168
>>285028
>Whether or not they eat pony, my neighbor's apple tree farm could always use some more nutrients.
So how would you defend yourself if they did try to eat you?
Anonymous
a8d774e
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No.285168
285376
>>285167
Simply pull the lever and the 16-ton weight will drop on his head. I learned that in Saddle Arabia.
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.285205
8511285A-D957-4D04-98DE-0566A7DF266D.png
Here’s a photo of Princess Twilight sitting like a human. Who else thinks she watches the show now?
Anonymous
f2a2077
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No.285376
285413
>>285168
Suppose you haven’t got a horn or a 16-ton weight.
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.285413
285425 286004
>>285376
Look, smarty pants! The 16-ton weight is just one way, just ONE WAY of killing the pony killer! There are millions of others!
Anonymous
6e37acd
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No.285425
>>285413
What if he's armed with a piece of fresh fruit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4PZXuk3TsM
Anonymous
79e915b
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No.285465
285473
I wonder how much the other creatures liked the series and if they dream of a male or female human depending on the case
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.285473
>>285465
I’ve actually had dreams where Princess Ember pets me, rubs my tummy, etc. just like a human would.
Anonymous
99a0e28
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No.285588
285605
B4D09924-9D05-4142-8127-B3E64A733791.gif

Anonymous
fff2a22
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No.285605
285606
>>285588
The perfect human female doesn't exi--
Anonymous
99a0e28
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No.285606
285649
>>285605
What about that “Fluttershy” or Princess Twilight if they both were human? I’d like to imagine them caressing me, holding me, and loving me in general.

Though I don’t know how much they’d charge me to rent their places, but I’d imagine Princess Twilight would charge more than I make in a year.
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.285649
>>285606
Do you charge your dog rent?
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.285723
>>285028
No offense, but this sounds like cannibalism.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.286004
290885
D13271FA-C5BE-4A0C-B200-C05DA19446D1.png
>>285413
>smarty pants
Don’t remind me.
Anonymous
b162f83
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No.286162
290885
If we all turned into humans, would we start calling ponies the “cute” and “f*ckable” animals?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.286423
286426 286655
40E2E6D8-20CD-441B-9B68-942AA5A3A4E6.png

Anonymous
ce73aef
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No.286426
286428
>>286423
I don't know you, but I know most people would find that situation unbearable and obnoxious.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.286428
286569
>>286426
Why? Wouldn’t you want there to be a universe where humans all love us and want to welcome us to their society? As someone else here might have put it, what if there were an alternate universe where ponies were the “cute” and “f*ckable” animals as we view humans?
Anonymous
3cee284
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No.286569
286654 287198
I don't really get what they are trying to do with France. I mean I get it "muslims bad" but they are looping through the same few pages of the script. Anyway if they continue this shitty writing (and Trump doesn't win) I'll stop watching this shit.
>>286428
I'd love to befriend Anon!
Anonymous
3d5ae77
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No.286654
>>286569
Why are you saying that? The writers are so far doing an excellent job with the election arc. I’m laughing my a** off so much that my one humie friend thinks I’ll accidentally blast magic into the ceiling.
Anonymous
f60146f
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No.286655
>>286423
But what if she is a princess and I’m a meager peasant?
Anonymous
a9a6b20
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No.286782
>>285028
But why aren’t you scared of them eating pony?
Anonymous
274dea7
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No.286896
286926
1B000BCC-39CA-40A7-915B-ED1E03716BA8.png
>Imagine a world without anons fapping to us
Anonymous
e129645
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No.286926
286940
8AONJT.png
>>286896
Shocking.
Anonymous
274dea7
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No.286940
>>286926
So would this meme hold any relevance if Princess Twilight lurks here? And what if she did?
Anonymous
274dea7
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No.287095
287198
F2C9DBD8-1AEE-413E-8250-59648C65EE89.png
How are you guys feeling about this election arc thus far? I think the writers have finally relieved us of some of the boredom we have experienced.
Anonymous
df26075
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No.287198
287202
>>286569
Relax, it's only getting better from this point on!
>>287095
I'm really psyched about the results. Imagine if Trump reveals his power level and turns out to be the ultimate good-guy.
Anonymous
274dea7
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No.287202
287203
>>287198
His power level? What exactly do you mean? Are you referencing that human show “Dragon Ball Z Kai”?
Anonymous
df26075
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No.287203
287205
>>287202
Basically yes. Or rather Heracles, who performed the twelve labours and became the divine hero.
Anonymous
274dea7
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No.287205
>>287203
Well, it seems as though we’ve already gotten that. The question now becomes whether Trump can win the election.

And I have to say the writers have massively improved since the past season. This may only draw more viewership towards the show. If Princess Twilight is truly a nerd like we’ve seen, would this draw her to it?
Anonymous
274dea7
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No.287361
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Anonymous
062472e
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No.287364
287786
CF248617-329D-4A01-9C36-0D2145481122.png
Aren’t humans basically the perfect cuddle animals? I mean, their breasts provide a nice pillow for when you’re being hugged and kissed by them. Plus, you can easily obtain milk if need be while still being cuddled.
Anonymous
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No.287786
287925
EC9E37F2-FC24-4ACD-BC76-881CE09F0E66.png
>>287364
You’re telling me. By the way, she looks just like “Fluttershy” and I am growing more and more convinced that she is real and she is really a pony that appears sometimes as a human in some Anon’s dreams.

So just who is Fluttershy? A war hero? A political activist? An animal lover? Would she love ponies and/or humans?

Bottom line, I agree with you wholeheartedly. Humans make the perfect snuggle animals and it may all be thanks to their breasts.
Anonymous
67820f5
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No.287925
290885
9ABA6FA1-21A2-4E17-AA69-2F6C7059B63A.png
>>287786
Come to think of it, I have seen a pony who looks like this somewhere, perhaps in either Ponyville or Canterlot. Could this perhaps be “Fluttershy”?
Anonymous
3139d7f
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No.288464
292096
7BF25602-79BB-4417-B9B6-0F9991E3A043.jpeg
I came across this movie poster from what may be a somewhat older movie directed by a “Lauren Fausticorn”. Does this ring a bell to anyone?
Anonymous
3139d7f
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No.288465
>>284805
And they didn’t come. But I’m off to the store to buy more popcorn! I can’t wait to see how this ends! Bloody civil war? One candidate conceding? Somewhere in between?
Anonymous
3139d7f
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No.288541
288649
6C4DEB8F-C5B8-434F-B506-E3FA1C7D47D4.jpeg
How would the humans react if you told them that in your world their entire lives were broadcasted as a cartoon for children, and that because of it you know almost everything about them?
Anonymous
88573b9
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No.288649
288668
>>288541
Total amazement because it implies that any and all fiction creates a new reality, which can overlap at any time.
Anonymous
3139d7f
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No.288668
288673
>>288649
Just like the stories within the story, such as “Harry Potter”?
Anonymous
eba79b7
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No.288673
288825
>>288668
The Marauder's Map was invented by Harry's dad and his friends, Padfoot, Prongs, Wormtail, and Loony or whatever the werewolf was called.
Fred and George inherited the map before giving it to Harry Potter
This map can detect people under the legendary invisibility cloak that hid its wearer from death himself
This map can see a person's true name, even if he's under Polyjuice
so why didn't it detect that guy under Polyjuice in Goblet Of Fire who was part of Voldemort's resurrection plan?
Also, considering how long Fred/George/Harry spent with this map, why did nobody look at Ron's location and then wonder "Wait, who's Peter Pettigrew and why is he always so close to Ron?"
Scabbers, Ron's pet rat, is Peter Pettigrew in animagus form. The map displays this but nobody notices because plot convenience.
If fiction creates a new reality, I'd never want to live in a nonsense realm full of plot holes.
Anonymous
3139d7f
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No.288825
>>288673
Especially with all of the fiction that goes on in the human world, right? I mean, stories about the Nazis having won? Stories about being subjugated to aliens? Stories about what could have happened in a nuclear holocaust?
Anonymous
e16a35e
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No.289514
289560
.....
Anonymous
8ed720b
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No.289560
289570
>>289514
Newf*g here. What does that mean?
Anonymous
821d9aa
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No.289570
289925
>>289560
It means lurk moar and you'll figure it out
Anonymous
9b00b9a
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No.289925
8FD5C42D-6313-41DA-82E8-A4969DB3D6E2.png
>>289570
But Anon, some of us would like to just simply admire our cute human waifus.
Anonymous
e53eaa1
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No.290619
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Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.290623
290631
So it looks like we’re ending up with PM Joe Bridle all because the contentious Ponyville South now has a Union MP and several Nationalist strongholds flipped. For once, Silver Shoals and Cloudsdale weren’t good predictors of this election.

So do you think the writers are just ragequitting this election arc because of this parallel or do you think there is something we don’t know about? I bought extra cases of extra butter popcorn and now it’s all worthless because I didn’t get the conflict I was hoping for.
Anonymous
e53eaa1
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No.290631
290916
>>290623
While I personally think Princess Twilight is a Nationalist, perhaps many Ponyville residents took her message out of context. Could she have accidentally been her own undoing?

Then again, Bridle said himself something like, “Look. Here’s the deal. I beat the socialist. Do I look like a radical socialist? Anyone making under $400,000 will not be taxed any more than they are.” I’m personally somewhat confident in PM-elect Bridle, though I doubt that his policy differs that much from Rump’s.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.290885
>>286162
Maybe, especially if >>286004 and >>287925 say anything.
Anonymous
88573b9
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No.290916
290935
What's going on big guy.gif
>>290631
>Princess Twilight
Excuse me? I didn't watch past Season 2, Twilight is a princess now?
Am I dumb?
Anonymous
e53eaa1
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No.290935
291004
>>290916
I haven’t seen Season 2, but it was likely filled with cavemen learning how to make fire for the first time.

But anyway, Twilight Sparkle is a princess. It’s not like anypony has really ever heard of her until a few years ago and there is the argument that she isn’t a legitimate successor to the throne, so PM-elect Joe Bridle will probably have a lot more power than she could ever dream of. It’s like Princess Celestia is not only abandoning the throne, but also the monarchy in general.

By the way, where did you hear of her before she became a princess?
Anonymous
e53eaa1
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No.290988
>>278957
If she’s a fan of MLH, she might not mind.
Anonymous
88573b9
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No.291004
>>290935
OOoh, now I get it. Me was being slow.
Anonymous
28fdc74
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No.291582
>>277851
>I personally hope that this next election ends in a deadlock so neither side controls Parliament.
Well, you almost got what you wanted, no?
Anonymous
d206ae9
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No.292096
292276
>>288464
Maybe it does a little.
Anonymous
40d7b44
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No.292276
293090
>>292096
So do you think Princess Twilight lurks here?
Anonymous
40d7b44
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No.292475
8EB02B59-D910-4608-819E-C2C0043C9215.png

Anonymous
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No.292748
293150
CDF31D11-0DFE-4CBA-8963-00A8F734A0F9.jpeg

Anonymous
1f64237
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No.293090
>>292276
Perhaps. She appeared in my dream last night in human form.
Anonymous
1f64237
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No.293091
>>282592
In America, you turn into human.
In Soviet Russia, human turn into you!
Anonymous
5ce742e
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No.293150
293279
>>292748
I will never ever get tired of pony/human dykeshit. there needs to be way more of it.
Anonymous
5ce742e
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No.293152
>>279636
based and trumplight pilled
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.293279
293285
>>293150
So do you think humans are friendly and that they won’t eat us? Do you think they’re there to rub our bellies, stroke our manes, preen our wings, etc.?
Anonymous
5ce742e
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No.293285
293301
I seriously hope you guys don't watch past season 2.png
>>293279
>not wanting to be horse sashimi for your 2d korean waifu.
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.293301
293315
>>293285
But why would you want that? Your meaningful life would end, your friends and family would lose out on you, and you’d only be making your predator stronger.
Anonymous
5ce742e
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No.293315
293350 293496 296979 297523
interupting your husbando's XRP hunt.png
>>293301
>Only making your predator stronger
>More fulfilled
>More healthy
>More pleased and triumphant

It's easy to see why a pony would want to fulfill the life of their waifu or husbando but it may be less clear to you, would a human want to hunt a pony, so as a dedicated old fag and holder of the god tier Predator/Prey fetish, the oldest fetish, allow me to explain to you something you may not know about human society. We all know human's live in a ever free forest universe. What is not exactly clear is after they became civilized what extent that wildness is retained in them.

The truth is humans want to hunt everything. They want to hunt like a everycreature wants to smash and fight. Almost every social ill you see comes from the cities in their world. Cities aren't always glamorous even in Equestria but ponies cluster because we feel safe in a herd. Humans are a preadator animal. Being in a city is like taking a manticore out of the everfree and dumping him in manehatten. Okay so they have a bit of civilizing and self domestication, but in large part that animal is still inside. But you may be tempted to believe it's in your waifu or husbando just sleeping, and that if you treat them right it will never have any reason to wake up.

This will be your biggest mistake. That part of humanity never sleeps. They often get confused about why they are so upset and angry sometimes, but the reality is a lot more simple. That's why we know the good guys are the ones everyone is trying to destroy. Humans need to hunt and they need a tribe to belong to and help. Everything humans do is because they have been able to use their sapience to redefine these things. But it's the same instinct driving them. Stock traders and bush hunters do the same work. they eat what they kill. Humans going on a walk to get exercise? Theyre scouting their territory, the act of becoming familiar with the area, seeing animals. Satisfies them on a level many of them don't even understand. From fishing to berry picking to farming to cattle raising. Even shopping.

More over its entirely a myth that humans couldn't domesticate the entire planet like ours. The reason they don't is that they don't want to. They don't want a utopia. A utopia where a cute pony was by their side would never fulfill them once they found out how easy we have it. It would destroy them. There are definately some shitty things about being a human that they'd never miss. But deep down, unless they found some way to continue to feed that manticore's insatiable hunting instinct, they would go as mad as any city slicker in universe. If you're lucky, you can occupy a spot in their tribe. they will want to love and protect you and provide for you all their life. But they will never want to stop hunting you. Some wont be aware of it as others, they'll call it belly rubs, they'll call it booping, they'll sneak up on you as a "prank". If they mate with you they'll push you down, hold your hoof. They'll walk straight in a line right towards you like they want you. The younger they are the more obvious it will be. Take an adult and they'll keep their cool. Get a young boy or better yet, a young girl with even less self control. and they'll walk right up to you and say "Pony" and start trying to put their hands on you. In that little humans mind, you're already theirs. at least for a little while. Games like tag can be especially humiliating for human children. Because instinctively the one who gets it but cant tag anyone knows theyre a bad hunter.

Regardless if you want to embrace this reality or fight against it, you will all do a lot better if you understand that every human being is a hunter. Deep down every action they take is to hunt and to protect their tribe. Even the ones actively trying to destroy those things have been fooled into believing theyre doing it on an animal level.
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.293350
293503
0711639F-B79A-4CBD-84FD-66C0DCFCC856.jpeg
>>293315
Well, would pic related ever eat a pony? She seems rather nice.

And what should I do if I find myself in a human’s arms, afraid she’ll eat me, even though she keeps reassuring me she won’t? If I saw human versions of Princess Twilight or this “Fluttershy” gal, would they want to eat me?

Though we all have superior muscular builds, horns, or wings for a reason... and some of us even have two of the three.
Anonymous
9d92313
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No.293496
293503
>>293315
So how can I prevent a human from eating me, even if she welcomes me to her “tribe”?
Anonymous
5ce742e
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No.293503
293553 293582
>>293496
>>293350
Depends entirely on the circumstances.
Are they hungry? Who or what do they ordinarily hunt? Do they know how to break down their prey for eating?
Probably the biggest one is
Are they repressing their hunting instinct or do they have an outlet? The more they repress it the more dangerous the human is to you. These humans often don't understand what theyre doing and they might kill you, following their hunting instinct. Since theyre mentally sick they might not even eat you, like a shark biting something and then spitting it out, or like an animal that wasn't trained to hunt growing up

IF you do make it into a human family, you should acustom yourself to being dominated, even if they want to treat you as an equal. You can probably establish boundries if you have magic, but in the end, if you work with human biology instead of against it, you will have an easier time ingratiating yourself with them.
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.293553
293582
>>293503
So would Princess Peach want to eat me? If Princess Twilight or “Fluttershy” had human forms, would they? The latter two keep showing up in my dreams, saying they won’t eat me, but I just can’t help but feel as though they could.

Does it help that I’m a nerd like Princess Twilight is?
Anonymous
ae1681f
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No.293582
294120
>>293553
>>293503
I just had a dream with human Princess Twilight in it. She said that she would make it a crime for anyone to eat me, though I am unsure as to how much executive power she has.
Anonymous
e129645
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No.293677
293684
6e1.gif

Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.293684
293694
>>293677
Say... that dame looks just like “Fluttershy”. Is she perhaps a real person? Will she perhaps replace Princess Luna as the princess of dreams?

And will she eat us if she turns into a human?
Anonymous
7a2c12a
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No.293694
>>293684
If she is even real, then she would probably also sound like she would make a great princess.
Anonymous
e129645
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No.293921
hA4YYYy.jpg

Anonymous
0fccb92
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No.294120
>>293582
Well, PM-elect Joe Bridle will probably be the one to take credit for it, though I’m not sure whether the Union Party will want such law to be passed.
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.294318
294319 294343
8136CC4B-8291-4BDC-8C06-425D5A407C26.png

Anonymous
1c03796
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No.294319
>>294318
Kek. I would join.
Anonymous
6e357a3
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No.294335
294798
^”Your Highness... er... Twilight, this is Mr. Anon Ymous of Humania.”
>“Awww... she looks so cute! Can I pet her?”
“Of course you can! I’ve been into humans since I was a filly!”
>“There’s a good girl... there’s a good girl...”
“Mmmmmmmm...”
>“Awww... you’re just so cute I could just eat you up!”
“WHAT??? GUARDS! Get him out of here! I never want to see this man again!”
Anonymous
e129645
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No.294343
>>294318
Shocking.
Anonymous
0840313
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No.294482
294484
05D28768-37A2-4D82-A263-1CA8F5DE1EDE.jpeg

Anonymous
e129645
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No.294484
RG1k6H5.png
>>294482
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.294798
>>294335
But would Princess Twilight ever have a fear of being eaten?
Anonymous
cc6f172
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No.295299
295306
279F0ED5-0B24-4A34-BA67-08EFB9568293.jpeg

Anonymous
830d7e1
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No.295306
295505
fluttershypleading.jpg
>>295299
<3
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.295505
295518
>>295306
>that filename
So just who do you think this “Fluttershy” is, if she even exists?
Anonymous
0005276
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No.295518
295546
>>295505
fluttershy is a reallyy hot pony
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.295546
295560
>>295518
So she keeps appearing in my dreams in both pony and human form. She tells me she is a friend of Princess Twilight, but I cannot help but think that one day, her human form might eat me. However, her human form does stroke my mane, pet my back, rub my belly, etc., all while telling me she won’t eat me. But what do you think?
Anonymous
d257dfc
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No.295560
296052
fluttershy riding dildo fat ass creamy.gif
>>295546
you should turn her around and fuck her. bring her pony form to the form, turn her around, and fuck her. that's what i would do. i would cum inside her too.
Anonymous
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No.295563
295629 298247
israel_rn.png
Okay friends so it looks like we're saved! If humans produce their own meat, maybe someday they will make horse flavoured meat too, and they won't need/want to eat us.
Anonymous
e665f05
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No.295629
>>295563
But how ethical do you think it would be to grow pony organs in labs?
Anonymous
006062d
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No.296052
296066
>>295560
And if she appears in human form? Should I do the same thing? (Though I think she is very attractive in either form. Even though she is a human, she’s cute enough for it to not matter.)
Anonymous
f689cf3
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No.296066
296223 296979 297756
>>296052
hmm idk fren, post porn of her human form. lemme see the lewds. convince me, cause i’m all for the pony version right now.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.296223
5FF0D977-B5FC-43AE-9854-B67D5ED4A9D9.png
>>296066
Here’s something I found, but where have you heard of her before?
Anonymous
0a99191
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No.296979
297318
>>296066
Do you think she would eat us anyway? She seems like a pretty nice person, but as >>293315 mentioned, she may want to keep establishing her dominance through “belly rubs”. I actually like having my belly rubbed by humans for some reason.

In the most recent dream I had with her, I asked her and Princess Twilight, along with others claiming to be her friends who were there with her, all in their human forms, whether I was a pet and whether they were my owners. Although they partook in rubbing my belly, stroking my mane, etc., they refused to let me be called a “pet” and said that no one should own me or something along those lines.
Anonymous
fe9525f
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No.297218
297316 297320
RainbowDashGleefulStarsInEyesBlushing.gif
The election arc finale was amazing, WOW! Every episode up to now was teasing a big reversal but nothing was happening. I was going to be let down again but then there was an awesome movement of thousands of people just [SPOILERS!] rushing up the steps of that building. Nopony predicted that would happen, and I think it helps that the series lore doesn't oversaturate with dramatic happenings (not like the real world, anyway). Humans are awesome, their aggression may have made them do this but these ones are definitely the protagonists because they didn't actually hurt anyone.
Anonymous
efbe0ed
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No.297316
>>297218
It isn’t over yet. We still need to see whether President Trump is removed from office prior to Biden’s inauguration and whether Trump is going down on criminal charges.
Anonymous
efbe0ed
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No.297318
>>296979
Out of curiosity, would anyone here be willing to be a human pet pony to a good human? Or would you rather be seen as equals rather than as master and servant?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.297320
>>297218
“Rainbow Dash”? That’s another one of Princess Twilight’s “friends” if memory serves me correctly. Where do I keep hearing these names?
Anonymous
54a4c9f
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No.297523
>>293315
So how come I find a predator species who could easily eat me to be so cute?
Anonymous
54a4c9f
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No.297756
3DF39C4A-7804-420E-AE81-5485D4921952.jpeg
>>296066
Here is something else that I’ve found of her in human form. Is she more famous than I realized?
Anonymous
6135bd9
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No.298247
298256 298299
C1DC49C4-A729-468A-AC29-CB068F859A12.jpeg
>>295563
Don’t be too sure.
Anonymous
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No.298256
298258 298268 298269
>>298247
>Using lethal force when you could turn the bullets into bubbles or the human to stone or the gun into a toilet brush
Not very friendly of you
Anonymous
e129645
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No.298258
298620
>>298256
That human committed a crime against the ponykind.
Anonymous
6135bd9
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No.298268
299483
>>298256
But what if your life is legitimately in danger and you’re legitimately out of options? Should you really be friendly with someone who wants to kill and/or eat you?
Anonymous
915961c
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No.298269
>>298256
Don’t forget that not all of us can do that, though it would be easy for those who can’t to run or fly away.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.298299
298330
A793EF58-C077-44B1-AFFF-A2F2074FA923.jpeg
>>298247
At least some, and I do mean SOME humans, at least in one particular country, don’t want to eat us, or at least some of us.
Anonymous
5081c61
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No.298330
>>298299
But wasn’t there an article by a paper in Trottingham stating that humans were their national animal?
Anonymous
58c8c5e
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No.298620
>>298258
Hmmm... what if you turn the human into a pony? Would he still be a threat?

Though I’m personally also having trouble with advanced spells like that, since I may drain half of my remaining magic whenever I use them. Any advice? I don’t know how Princess Twilight does it, though if it’s all in front of the cameras, then that’s another thing altogether.
Anonymous
58c8c5e
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No.298646
300362
This suggests that humans are about as cute as we think they are, but again, why do we find a predator species who could be out there to eat us to be so cute? https://www.facebook.com/1318800798260799/posts/3554217354719121/?vh=e&d=n
Anonymous
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No.298710
298960
7761ac1a27a319e1f2cf7692fae9e3ce15baa2e1ea83c35706f28179a7140dae.jpg
>be anon
>get call from boss
>surprise stormshift
>spent the last three nights playing cavegrunt 0033 straight up
>bucking tired, so you show up unwashed and unkempt
>you'll just borrow one of the new clouds
>gonna place it over stacy's house when you're done, too

>the place is total chaos
>everypony is rushing to swap out altocumulus because those donkeys next town over "changed their schedule"
>again
>it wasn't just your shift: EVERYPONY had been called
>clearly not the result of just one schedule change
>they must have been slacking for weeks and not reporting it

>pretend to care and rush a cloud out
>get a splitting headache as a reward for your good behaviour
>you're probably not gonna be very helpful in this state
>so you rain out your cloud halfway and fashion it into a napstation
>you'll at least be in good condition for tomorrow's cleanup.

>wake up in pain
>don't recognise any landmarks
>everything looks drab and brown
>recognise it immediately
>you're on bucking Earth
>freak out
>freak out again because your wings are gone
>calm down after a dozen or so breathing exercises

>Earth! Just like the show! You can even clearly see asphalt and concrete and glass skyscrapers in the distance.
>By the time you get to the town, a strong police officer already comes to greet you.
>Oh my, officer, are you going to lock us both into the same cell for a long cold night?
>He's both bucking adorable and still gives a spicy predatory vibe.
>He's also corralling you into a parking lot while talking on the phone
>not quite the kink you were going for
>Before you even get the chance to wink at him, a truck with a trailer arrives
>Some girl with a ponytail gets out, puts a harness on you and femhandles you into the trailer
>the cop has already left
>you spend the rest of your life in a stable, being groomed by some dykish girl
>surrounded by horses and humans you can't communicate with
>hardly ever seeing a man at all
>eventually get mounted by various girls and kids in a completely non-lewd manner
>cry yourself to sleep every night
Anonymous
98a5472
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No.298960
>>298710
>>surrounded by horses and humans you can't communicate with
But the humans also speak English, no? How would I be unable to communicate with them?
Anonymous
f66e728
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No.299483
300036
>>298268
Just hope the new Union Party-run government doesn’t pass any new magic control laws, though I’d expect Union MP Joe Manege to dissent at least some legislation passed by the Union Party. Plus, PM Bridle won over San Palomino and Dodge Junction, two areas that traditionally vote Nationalist, so he will need to cater to those voters in order to win them again in 1014.
Anonymous
926676d
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No.300036
300677
>>299483
But some are saying that Bridle will be a one-term PM...
Anonymous
0ea963c
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No.300362
>>298646
But humans think that dinosaurs are cute and they’re just as predatory.
Anonymous
f77c4f3
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No.300677
301087
>>300036
And some say that sleepy Joe is not their PM.
Anonymous
3570539
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No.301087
301088 301462
>>300677
Speaking of which, does anyone here believe that the next season of MLH will go into diversity and inclusion a lot? It could mean bad writing and “diversity for the sake of diversity”, though it’s still early enough.
Anonymous
fa7592a
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No.301088
>>301087
I doubt PM Bridle or President Biden will do enough to satisfy the “woke” crowd.
Anonymous
7befc2a
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No.301428
301429
Bad news, my little ponies. I saw something from what’s rumored to be a human website known as “YouTube” and what appears to be a human version of Stephen Coltbert praying to God for a new animal that’s cuddly, but also tastes good. Did he mean us?

>tfw you go to earth by some sort of magic spell and expect it to be just like in the show
>tfw you are the adorable and cuddly little pony everyone wants to love
>tfw you’re also the tasty little pony everyone wants to eat
>tfw getting into the MLH fandom was the worst thing to happen to you since then-PM Bell Boot Clinton “did not have sexual relations with that mare”
>tfw you want the journey to all end to avoid humans eating you
>tfw no horn or you forgot to take your prescribed magic enhancer pills
>tfw the true end is near
Anonymous
d2e0109
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No.301429
301458
>>301428
Perhaps more MLH green is what this thread needs. It’s been over six months and it’s slow as hell.
Anonymous
a3a7cae
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No.301458
301460
Spoilered
>>301429
I’ve got one.

>You find yourself transported to Earth somehow thanks to some kind of questionable magic spell.
>However, you find yourself at the doorstep of pic related.

Wat do, Anons?
Anonymous
b9a87af
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No.301460
>>301458
>spoiler
That guy would likely want to either eat me, have me tortured, or otherwise executed. I’d try to get the hell out of there as fast as I could if I couldn’t beat him in a fight.

And wasn’t there a scene in that human film “Jojo Rabbit” that explicitly said he ate unicorns? Not only do I have to worry about him killing me for political reasons, but also because I’d be next on his menu by default.
Anonymous
1497335
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No.301462
>>301087
But it doesn’t inherently imply diversity of race, gender, or others.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.301915
CE21A1DF-E971-4075-B405-5E2118C34943.jpeg

Anonymous
c1d8d73
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No.301954
302036 302114
1652334__questionable_artist-colon-anonymous_princess+cadance_oc_oc-colon-anon_human_breasts_clothes_hi+anon_humanized_macro_meme_panties_trapped+in+pa.png
>>277825
>HI ANON!
Anonymous
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No.302036
302114
4552BC91-F798-4D6A-A659-31B0434D5585.jpeg
>>301954
So how many other of the rulers of the world are suspected humies? We know that pic related has appeared in dreams in both human and pony form, though Princess Luna has also told me in one of mine that she was bullied for believing in humans.
Anonymous
77c75c7
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No.302114
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>>302036
>>301954
Anonymous
a525397
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No.302118
DF886947-DC2C-474E-B02C-8DAB59F9AC59.jpeg
Here’s some more rumored human world news from their stock exchange. Perhaps they do like us after all?
Anonymous
5cf474b
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No.302334
302335
>>302333
By Celestia spoiler that shit zigger
Anonymous
fceb794
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No.302335
302348
Spoilered
>>302334
ftfy
>>277825
Here is a pic I have found somewhere of Adolf Hitler eating a unicorn... since he WOULD eat unicorns given the type of monster he was in the show. What pony would eat humans? Would Sombra do it?

Anonymous
5cf474b
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No.302348
302374
>>302335
Excuse me for my previous post, I was rather... surprised.
But is it confirmed that Sombra would consume meat? What makes you think so?
Anonymous
6ff6a21
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No.302374
302381
>>302348
If he is basically Hitler, then I would not be in the least bit surprised if he ate humans.
Anonymous
5cf474b
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No.302381
302389
>>302374
But I read somewhere he ate vegetarian(normal) and didn't eat meat. Wasn't that mentioned somewhere in the show?
Anonymous
93e416a
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No.302389
302404
>>302381
It was mentioned that he ate unicorns in a human film called “Jojo Rabbit”. It seems to be an exaggeration of his propaganda efforts during the WWII arc, but I would stay away from Hitler just in case. At least some of us here would likely be on his hit list for political reasons, but all of us might be for satisfying his hunger.
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.302404
302419 302453 302815 303516
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>>302389
Using derivative material based on a colt's, boy's, imagination as a basis, as a means of propaganda.
Instead of using main, and side character lines.
The one problem is so much base material that some of it gets lost.
Anonymous
d8d922a
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No.302419
>>302404
Though I personally would want to be wary of Mr. Hitler. I may very well be on his political hit list, so if I don’t find myself in the showers after I meet him, I might find myself as chevaline.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.302453
>>302404
So Hitler was just that evil that people like to paint pictures of him like that? Though I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted to eat ponies, just because they are yummy, cute, and likely to interfere with his plans.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.302815
>>302404
But wouldn’t it still mean that even little boys imagine a world where we are the prey?
Anonymous
68b494b
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No.303176
303179 307420
AE21D59F-FB5F-4093-A60D-C09581C5E610.png
Human is not for sexual.
Anonymous
c1d8d73
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No.303179
303189
>>303176
That one is.
Anonymous
333f638
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No.303182
303183 303186
EQG was a while ago.

I have very vague memories of the earlier humanized threads. They were good. They weren't cancerous. But the memories are fading.

Does anyone have a couple of links to some goof Humanized stories from back in the day? Or some modern stories in Humanquestria?
Anonymous
333f638
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No.303183
>>303182
I only did a very quick jump around to try to find this general's theme. I may have misunderstood it.
Anonymous
5f2f840
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No.303186
>>303182
>>/htfg/
Anonymous
5f2f840
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No.303189
>>303179
Why that one?
Anonymous
8ce5459
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No.303202
304259 304394
D39A31E2-B9EF-4B5D-9C9A-E05B9917247A.jpeg
Why are some people, myself included, more attracted to humans than to ponies?
Anonymous
99255e2
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No.303516
>>302404
But that does not inherently exclude the possibility of what that Anon mentioned.
Anonymous
8e29562
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No.303680
1DC6607C-375C-46D3-BB1F-8912E4121A4F.jpeg

Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.303800
E0B9DBC6-FAB5-48C6-98AD-CF980E77539F.png

Anonymous
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No.304253
F50AA42D-CAA1-4C8A-9595-4F8832315EA9.png
>>277825
Anonymous
42cdb79
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No.304259
>>303202
It's built in our biology I guess? I've personally started to dislike the human form a while back.
Anonymous
05343a7
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No.304265
304272
HMD.png
Why are they called My ""little"" humans if they are so big?
Anonymous
1140efc
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No.304272
>>304265
Maybe it’s just because everything cute is “little”, but why does it matter if humans are just that cute?

But think about the advantages of humans being that size: you can rest on their breasts and/or suckle them for milk while not being too far away from being kissed. This also allows for them to hug you while you’re doing all of this.
Anonymous
a19e8e0
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No.304359
304394 304813
Why won't you dumb marecels just get a stallion and forget about this shitty dead show from 10 years ago?
Seriously, it's cringy as fuck. Not to mention that you dykes even have a board dedicated to this shit.
Anonymous
f77986d
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No.304393
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Anonymous
f77986d
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No.304394
>>304359
>>303202
Anonymous
2b16df2
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No.304493
So what is all this about new magic control laws supported by PM Bridle I’m hearing? Don’t they know that the number one cause of mass death spell castings is not “too many horns”, but rather prescription drug abuse? Besides, there is racism involved in our current magic control laws. Loving Castle was just one casualty.
Anonymous
3992711
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No.304677
ABC31AC4-BAA4-4ED6-87D3-BFA1CFC5A019.jpeg
Somepony clearly believes that this “Fluttershy” pony actually exists. Where have I heard of her before and can anypony else here say whether she exists?
Anonymous
d9484b5
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No.304813
>>304359
Because:

1) I’m a stallion.

2) I’m not gay.

3) Even if the opposite meaning were applied, I live in a state with far more stallions than mares.
Anonymous
7b97ea6
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No.305017
In America, you pretend to be human on the Internet.
In Soviet Russia, human pretend to be YOU on the Internet!
Anonymous
16e8ca1
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No.305251
6AEE6E48-0B8D-45A5-B120-734F7E1877A2.png

Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.305404
305772
1407577230363.jpg

Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.305405
305479
0a6.png

Anonymous
6abb397
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No.305479
305780
>>305405
Why does she look so familiar as well?
Anonymous
51860b1
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No.305772
305777
>>305404
Who is that pony?
Anonymous
eb5f0fa
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No.305777
>>305772
It looks like Marker Pony to me
Anonymous
70889d0
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No.305780
305786
BE5031B7-F4D8-4170-A59A-78E0E7D8E5AA.jpeg
>>305479
She also seems to appear here.
Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.305786
305790
>>305780
>Applejack double life
Who could guess it.
Anonymous
70889d0
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No.305790
>>305786
“Applejack”... she seems like another one of those pony/human people who appears in dreams like this “Fluttershy” girl or Princess Twilight does. How have you heard of her?
Anonymous
592d4eb
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No.305913
36703252-FB9A-45BC-AEBF-4345C4A62308.jpeg

Anonymous
4f82a08
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No.306630
Out of curiosity, was anyone here a Chauvinf*g before any of this happened? And if so, has anyone given up on him?
Anonymous
00d5b95
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No.306969
307225
C52F2CD3-7CB3-41CE-8E5A-61BEC2C30983.jpeg
Good news, everypony! I’ve found one human country whose population won’t eat us, or at least not legally. This country also happens to be #1 in terms of GDP, healthcare spending per capita, and foreign aid, as well as being at least one of the highest-paying countries to be a computer scientist in.
Anonymous
68bbe4f
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No.307214
What is up with these writers as of late? I get that they recently got the J&J vaccine back, but why did they have to put everyone in literally the most difficult situations possible? I mean, everyone was already in a global pandemic and now we’re talking a semiconductor shortage? This must have been some bad writing.
Anonymous
a1b17a1
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No.307225
307239
>>306969
They eat them here. We apparently taste pretty good.
Anonymous
68bbe4f
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No.307239
>>307225
>implying either ponies are cannibalistic, humans have come to the pony world, or you’ve gone to the human world
OK, I’ll bite. Which one is it, out of curiosity?
Anonymous
febb40d
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No.307240
307287
46F70EE9-7A4F-4718-83BF-81D8A552B1BE.png
Well, someone has theorized about another universe where dogs fantasize about our waifus and humanbandos. How do we make sure we get them first... and we don’t get eaten by dogs?
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.307287
51F936CD-F2EE-4334-AF8F-9145CF36126D.png
>>307240
This pony here seems to love dogs, so we shouldn’t necessarily worry.
Reminder
Anonymous
2094353
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No.307364
307371 307372 307420 308057 309436 311586
A17E05A9-3E98-4F39-8068-CB63E0312E51.png
Human is not for sexual.
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.307371
AB4FA89E-F676-4D84-9E65-BB7B0447DC47.png
>>307364
How can you say that when humans are so CUTE? Just look at the example you posted and tell me you haven’t tried clopping to her.
Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.307372
307373
5af10cb0a83d438af434e62bac6275a5f5096ce6d6b59bbac5073bc9327fa8d7.jpg
>>307364
This.
Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.307373
307374
>>307372
No offense, but I challenge you to look at the human in that picture and tell me you aren’t tempted by her and that she isn’t absolutely cute and adorable.
Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.307374
307382 307420
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>>307373
>depravity
Watch out poner, the road to hell begins with little temptations.
Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.307378
307380 307394
dYTaa05.gif

Anonymous
e80e62e
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No.307380
>>307378
So what’s that pony there doing, then? Why would she be kissing him like that?
Anonymous
c3e30f9
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No.307382
307385
>>307374
Let me put it to you this way: if God didn’t want us to masturbate, He’d have made our barrels longer or our forelegs shorter. But that would have some pretty devastating consequences. https://youtu.be/GG7GTGKZVBk

Though I do understand that if one has a wife or girlfriend, looking at pornography and becoming aroused by it is impolite and is considered adultery. It just so happens that I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, so hopefully, no one should be offended by my decision to browse /mlh/ and look at cute, sexy human waifus.
Anonymous
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>>307382
By that logic anywhere your hooves fit is a place they're meant to be, like down some stranger's throat.
Anonymous
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No.307387
>>307385
Though strangers’ throats are rather small and there are laws against things such as that. If you try anything like that, to quote a human named Ralph Kramden, “Yer’ goin’ to the moon!”
Anonymous
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No.307388
>>307385
So do you believe that humans are for sexual?
Anonymous
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No.307394
>>307378
That pony in the picture looks about as familiar as this “Fluttershy” dame. I may have even seen her in dreams a few times, again, as both a pony and a human. Has anyone else here ever heard of or seen this pink pony anywhere?
Anonymous
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No.307420
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>>303176
>>307364
>>307374
Why does that character look so familiar?
Anonymous
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No.307457
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Well, it looks like many Pegasi will be out of work if they decide to move to America, though this law seems very difficult to enforce. I mean, how does one even prove that Pegasi even have the capability to alter weather patterns in court?

The United States of America must have seen them coming, but if enough Pegasi arrived and the law was enforced against them, it seems as though they could just cry “racism” and they would be pressured to drop the law. It only takes a few years to become a citizen of the country and the test is surprisingly easy. Heck, I’ve even taken the test myself on some fan site and I passed with flying colors.

But one argument could be that they could just get new jobs. The “Fluttershy” dame who keeps popping up in various aspects of my life seems to have nothing to do with the weather at all, but she rather runs an animal shelter in South Ponyville. So I guess the bottom line is if you want to go to America, have a skill in mind and be sure you’re good at it. They specifically seem to be in need of farmers, scientists, and truckers, so maybe they would be good candidates for immigrants.
Anonymous
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No.307458
>>307457
Perhaps those who insist on keeping their weather careers could move to a Caribbean nation or something like that, since they are where hurricanes tend to make landfall. Isn’t there one called “Kekistan”?
Anonymous
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No.307486
307488
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Uhhh... guys?
Anonymous
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No.307488
307691
>>307486
We haven’t (publicly) seen her as a human, but she can probably magically transform herself if she has a horn.

>Be Princess Twilight.
>You are browsing /mlh/ on a fine spring’s day and become even more fascinated by humans than you were yesterday, just because humans are just so cute and won’t try to eat ponies at all.
>You decide to use your own magic to transform yourself into one, but only after you put the reversal spell inside of one of the many magic-absorbing rocks that make up your castle, since Professor Maud Pie of Ponyville Regional University, aka one of your best friends’ sisters, told you that rocks can store magic.
>You know exactly which rock it is, but if anypony else tries to use it, nothing will happen.
>The transformation process actually seemed very pleasant. You felt pleasure all over your body as your hooves split up into fingers and toes, your barrel elongated, and your head reshaped.
>You lost your horn in the process, but that’s why you stored the reversal spell in a rock.
>You walk over to your bathroom mirror and check out dat booty the transformation gave you.
>You decide to make out with your own reflection for a bit after caressing it and fondling it.
>“Twilight...?”
>You hear the voice of Spike the Brave and Glorious, the dragon with whom you saved the Crystal Empire from 1,000 years of Sombrite rule, from the hallway.
>You’d better use that rock very quickly, but which one was it?
>“Twilight! I have—”
>He stops and notices your new figure.
>“Uhhh... just who are you?”
“Relax, Spike. It’s just me!”
>You sit down and invite him to your lap.
>You hug him and caress him with your fingers to his pleasure.
>“Mmmmmm...”
>“Oh! Right! The Speaker of the House of Lords is here to bring you a piece of legislation for your approval.”
“Let’s let him wait for a bit. If he sees me like this, he’ll instantly think I’m a crazed loon who likes watching a little filly’s show.”
>You activate the rock and turn back into a pony as you let your guest in.
^“Good golly! What is all of this smoke?”
“It’s... uh... just some experiment I’ve been doing.”
^“Right. The magic control law that PM Bridle has sponsored has made its way through both Houses of Parliament and is awaiting your signature.”
“Really? Even with MP Manege’s approval?”
^“I’m afraid so.”
>You are faced with a very awkward choice.
>Do you possibly make the spells you just performed illegal and deny yourself the freedom to do that again any time you wanted?
>Or do you go with the will of the people and sign it into law?

>You decide to do neither and instead do what you just did earlier again.
“Let me show you something first.”
>You reactivate the transformation spell and you become the same human you previously were.
>You then notice that you can’t resist how cute of a pony your guest is.
“Awww... you’re so cute! Come over here and let me pet you!”
^“What do you mean? I— unhand me at once or I’m calling the p— ooh! Oh! Oooooh!”
>You rub his belly, stroke his mane, and scratch his ears for a bit, all while he is moaning in ecstasy, before tapping into the same rock to turn yourself back into a pony.
“So now do you see what I mean? I want you to take that bill and bring it right back to Parliament. I am in no way in favor of that bill and now neither should you be.”
^“Got it...”
“Oh, and what just happened is highly classified, so if ANY word leaks out, you will be on treason charges. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?”
^“Aye, m’lady.”
Anonymous
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No.307691
>>307488
But can’t 2/3 of Parliament vote to override a royal veto?
Anonymous
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No.307774
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Anonymous
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No.307819
307959
>>307774
This. Princess Peach is best waifu and I could totally see her hanging out with Princess Celestia.
Anonymous
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No.307942
How come this thread is so slow lately?
Anonymous
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No.307959
307985
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>>307819
Well, since you said waifu... you didn't get this from me
Anonymous
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No.307985
307995
>>307959
So is Princess Peach a good waifu to have? She may actually have magic.
Anonymous
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No.307995
308022
>>307985
I don't know, maybe some other gentlecolts here could shed some light onto that one.
Anonymous
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No.308022
308024
>>307995
But what do you think?
Anonymous
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No.308024
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>>308022
Idk, she's never really been too much to my liking.
Anonymous
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>>308024
Why not? She’s just so cute and she’s an absolute sweetheart.
Anonymous
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No.308048
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>>308029
I... Idk.
Anonymous
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No.308057
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>>308048
>pic related
>the implications
>>307364
Anonymous
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No.308058
>>308029
She looks more like the “Candace” character from that human cartoon “Phineas and Ferb”.
Anonymous
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No.308061
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>>308057
>implying implications
Anonymous
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No.308085
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>>308061
>implying human is for sexual
Anonymous
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No.308088
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>>308085
>implying human is for sexual
Humans are for petting.
Anonymous
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No.308108
308122
>>308085
>>308088
>implying human is >not for sexual
Anonymous
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No.308120
308122
>>308088
Heavy Petting?
Anonymous
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No.308122
308123
>>308108
>>308120
But how come horsec*ck is so long, but humanc*nt is so small?
Anonymous
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>>308122
Not really sure, but they really don't seem to be bothered- I-I mean... Idk.
Anonymous
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No.308146
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>>308123
So you think humans are cute enough that it doesn’t matter? (Almost) everyone here agrees.
Anonymous
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>>308146
Maybe. No bully pls.
Anonymous
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No.308249
>>308150
>>308123
Those humans look like other characters I’ve seen, namely “Pinkie Pie”, “Rainbow Dash”, and “Applejack”. Has anyone here ever heard of or seen them?
Anonymous
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No.308307
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>308307
Busted.
Anonymous
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No.308439
>>308372
So why are these human characters so familiar to me? That one looks like a “Queen Rarity of Marshmallia” to me.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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No.308838
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My question is how come the writers forgot that the Hebrew and Arab peoples are the same. Like, who would say that these are two factions fighting against each other when the earlier seasons confirmed that they were both the descendants of Abraham and Ishmael? This latest arc has driven my support for the current writing staff down the drain.
Anonymous
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>>308838
The only remaining Semitic people in Arabia are the Palestinians. Shekel-boighurs have on average <3% Semitic lineage. Mostly from inbreeding themselves into near-extinction. Don't be a griffon-supporter, vote for Aryanne today!
Anonymous
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No.308852
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>>308846
That isn’t true at all. The Jewish people who emigrated there had lineages originally from there, but they then moved to other nations of the world. Antisemitism was rampant in Europe for centuries and they were, in a way, forced to move back following the end of WWI. I mean, if your people were persecuted left and right in your country, but there were another place where you could thrive and live freely without such fear, would you leave?
Anonymous
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No.308853
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>>308846
>vote for Aryanne today!
Wasn’t the Sombrite Party deemed a terroristic organization right after Princess Cadence and her dynasty took back control of the Crystal Empire? I wouldn’t want to vote for them even if they weren’t, since my friends and I would likely be persecuted by them if they won. I’m an intellectual, my family is Catholic, some of my friends are Jewish, other friends are Ponylandish and Icish, and one of the professors I had just last semester is Zebrican.
Anonymous
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No.308915
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>>308852
They look nothing like the people living in Arabia, have dissimilar genetics, and are the most greedy, war mongering humans. Look at all the wars they deliberately started or helped fabricate, then destroyed their involvement with bribery.

Your question is a bit of a red herring. Let's say there's a filly. Now, this filly is a particularly bad one. She gets kicked out of her first school for foul behavior. Then she's kicked out of another for theft. The third one expels her for poisoning a student's food. In the fourth one she beats a filly, steals that filly's lunch, and drags the now unconscious, bleeding filly into some bushes. By the time this terrible filly has been expelled from 359 schools, who is at fault: the filly that refuses to be nice, or everypony else?

>>308853
The Sombrites were called domestic terrorists, but how could they be when it turned out they infiltrated only to invade later on? You should probably keep an eye on your friends in case they have dual loyalties. Or ask Franziska, but she might do weird 'experiments' on them.
Anonymous
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No.308916
308917
>>308915
Please read the post again. It clearly says that they are both the descendants of Abraham and Ishmael, so that rules out the genetic argument. Plus, 1% of all human DNA is African.

In addition, it is wrong to hold an entire ethnic group responsible for the behavior of a few of its members. By this logic, all Equestrian and Crystal ponies should be held responsible for Sombra’s actions, even those who strongly object to them.
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>>308916
[CITATIONS NEEDED]. Culturally stolen pseudo-religious, faux-tribal babble does not apply here. Anypony that worships the alicorns as goddesses are foalish hopefillyists. The alicorns are obviously flawed individuals especially since Celestia, Luna, and Cadence are not omniscient or omnipotent beings. In fact, Celestia, Luna, and Cadence relied on one naive, painfully hopeless young mare to solve most of their problems when they could have easily fixed said problems on their own, rather than forcing Twilight Sprinkles to do their dirty work.This is unlike Discord whom doesn't claim divine lineage but is obviously a deity, even though he denies it. At least Discord admits his faults and doesn't excuse them for a lack of inaction or motivation. You are throwing out a maremotional argumarent by pleading to faux-tribalist authoritarian 'virtue' on the basis of the-winner-is-never-asked-if-they-told-the-truth grandstanding, which is a historical 'the winners are obviously the best ubermarensch' fallacy. Ech, what are you, a half-zebra apologist?

You completely avoided the subject by moving the goalposts. Instead of stating 'the filly was wrong is certainly wrong since she deliberately committed those actions', you excused the entirety of all bad fillies (and colts, too) by claiming 'any pony that acts wrongfully isn't understood well enough to understand their actions', or that they can somehow be saved by friendship. That hypothetical 'filly' is a stand in for all jews on the human world. When that hypothetical 'filly' has been expelled from every school due to dangerously subversive, deliberately hostile actions then the problem lies with that filly, not the school system, not the teacher, not the so-called parents. Are you trying to excuse the hypothetical 'filly' for her bad nature when she won't conform to basic kindness?

And no, neither Equestria nor the Crystal ponies are even remotely responsible for Somba's actions when he deliberately infiltrated the Crystal Empire in order to bring about his subversive invasion plan. Which failed, admittedly, but it was still stupid. That would be like accusing the local muffin baker that she purposefully chose to 'run out of' wheat flour and can't make any more, even though she used up every bit of flour to make the same number of muffins that day except she had way more orders than normal. You get everything wrong, yet still claim that you are magically right on the basis of pushing a burden of proof that can't accommodate to real world pressures and standards. Magic doesn't work for mudponies like you.
Anonymous
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No.308968
>>308917
>alicorns are obviously flawed individuals and are not divine
This is true. It isn’t like they created their own universe where protons and antiprotons didn’t completely annihilate each other, protons were allowed to fuse into helium nuclei, Earth formed with a moon in the sun’s habitable zone, etc. They would need to create all of that in order to just be born.
>using an analogy of an individual to apply to an entire group of people
One person could have a reason to be expelled from every society possible, but applying that reason across an entire group is simply prejudicial and this line of thinking led to many of the world’s problems. Had it not been for this, Ponyland would not have been such a powerful country and the USSK would never have formed at all. In fact, many border disputes between former USSK nations happened because Ponyland’s own Joseph Stallion drew their borders on this very line of thought. Shaming an entire group of people because of a few bad actors is like saying that all cows should die because one cow produced milk that was too sour.
>half-zebra apologist
But wouldn’t this line of thinking only fall under the grounds of this very racism I’m speaking of right now? One of my professors just last semester was originally Zebrican and expected nothing of this sort from his students. I never even brought this up in his class and he still gave me an A. Not everyone of any group will expect people to get down on their knees just because of a striped pattern or lack thereof on their skin and/or mane colors.
>Magic doesn’t work for mudponies like you
I’m not telling you which race of pony I really am, but my question is why you’re making this bold assumption.
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No.309160
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What is it with all of those humans saying Israel shouldn’t exist? By the same logic they’re using, neither should Germany. They weren’t founded until 1871 and the basis of their founding was the Prussian Empire absorbing smaller kingdoms, each with a unique ethnic history and culture, as well as Alsace-Lorraine. Many times more refugees had to escape Germany due to the Holocaust and there is still a degree of racism in Germany due to the “unicorn effect” (which in and of itself be a racist term to us ponies) and there is still large distrust in credit cards due to the fear of tracking. And I am not anti-German because I respect the German culture and people, but think that they could do without Germany.

Of course I am making this up, but this is the exact logic that is being used.
Anonymous
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No.309161
309171
>>309160
Exactly. This later season has gotten a writing team that sucks so hard that a black hole would probably consume less matter than them.
Anonymous
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No.309171
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>>309160
>>309161
Haven't seen the meta super human spy magic side series hunh?
Not to spoil things buuuut and here it is so ignore this post now if you want to keep the suprise a suprise for yourself.
They successfully pulled off a mcguffin plotline of such raw Austrian Floridamanpony autism that what just happened is just there. Everyone saw it coming, but no one reeaally saw the mystery twist. Especially with all the red herrings they've been chucking around.
Just witnessing the story without care normally you roughly miss about 95% of what makes humans human.
The various teams working on the Human mythos and various shenanigans are working pretty hard to keep spoilers under wraps. Let alone the crazy size of how many actual go into making any of it possible in the first place.
On the whole it's 11/10 leaked season (era(s)) on such levels are, well everypony knows Starswirl and also the Heaths Warming tales.
Everyone that wanted to be unspoiled already ignored this post. Right? Right. Here it is.
A clean sweep that's mind boggling at first without all the context.
The setups was... some characters I'd grown to love over the course of the entirety even the ones that you know you'll like instantly, their choices then as writers bit hard.
A real feels moment.
Then they pulled this.
There's some real heart and dedication for this that some shows and entertainment just can't compare. The direction put everything higher and higher and raised the essence beyond what everypony theorized what could be going on in their plans and minds.
You know the survey about the multimedia treasure hunt for what The Secret might be? On their backpage in the comments.
Their advertising teams got in contact with everypony who submitted with a congratulatory gift.
It's a Mystery and everything went even further beyond.

I'm not sure there is words to describe what happened or the magnitude of what just went down.
Recently and this is just hear-say at the moment, but talks about a full immersive game bridge multiplayer experiences along side everyone even your friends appears to be developed and the release is related to the climax.
Some of the nitty gritty is something I'm still fuzzy about, but what what the gift letter treasure hunt said. My excitement is just whoa.
The complexity and the shear raw understanding is a rush that's just the barest tip. Then everything I've found out keeps delivering, and then one ups it again.
And again.
They have some serious talent and hardwork and dedication on all levels that is simply awe inspiring, at minimum. We know they consult experts and layponies in their fields. Then you seen what they did.
Words can't fully do it justice alone.
Rewatching everything right now, because all of this just keeps giving more and more.
Then, then! They got specialty agreements and made many of the human content so robust that fan works just are canon in context. That'ss [i]crazy/i].
And they're not done yet. They have it all done, it's just a turn of phrase for their strategy of how they do this.
This made everything about humans better enhanced. Keeping the good and just embettering it.
Anonymous
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No.309176
309177
So now it looks like there are more calls for magic control, especially after that episode at Applewood that just happened and 229 other mass death spell castings like it, though I think the media may be fudging numbers somewhat. What should we do if we can’t create portals to the human world because of limitations on magic use?
Anonymous
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No.309177
309178
>>309176
Constitution of the Republic of Equestria, Limitations of General Powers, Article 2: “No law shall be passed to limit the enjoyment of the right to use magical abilities, as it is necessary to ensure the right of the people to secure a free state.”

The magic control laws as we know them now are unconstitutional and death spell castings only occur in areas where magic control laws are the strictest. Plus, implementing new laws will only mean that people of Ponylandish descent will be targeted.
Anonymous
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No.309178
309179
>>309177
Ah, but if you look at the situation, magic control laws won’t limit your right to perform magic, so long as it’s being allowed at all. Plus, by your logic, military-grade and alicorn-tier spells such as fusing hydrogen molecules in the air to form stars, mass teleportation spells, and causing hurricanes to form should be accessible to any unicorn.
Anonymous
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No.309179
309181
>>309178
But this is exactly what Princess Celestia and the Republican forces wanted! Without the right to bear horns, Nightmare Moon may as well be our ruler today!
Anonymous
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No.309181
309182 309183
>>309179
>magic control is proven to reduce death spell castings
>but muh family needs protection from Nightmare Moon!
It has been 1,000 years since then and the situation has changed. People have figured out more advanced spells and more people have died as a result. When the Constitution was written around that time, death spells took immense amounts of energy to cast and fewer people died as the result of death spell castings. Plus, there are already certain magic control laws in other countries that have been proven to lower horn violence and there are thus fewer mass death spell castings as a result.
Anonymous
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No.309182
>>309181
As a friend of someone of Ponylandish descent (whose family left when it was still the USSK), I can tell you that there will be a lot of racism involved in this. Magic control is only passed to make Equestrian Peninsular ponies feel safer and the entire conversation excludes people who descend from nations on the Ponylandish Peninsula. 9 out of 10 “stop and frisk” stops in Manehattan were of Ponylandish and Icish unicorns, but they only found something like two death spell casters in the entire program’s run. And don’t forget the controversy that arose in Aquastria when an Equestrian mare was acquitted under the “stand your ground” law, but a Ponylandish mare was convicted under the same set of circumstances.
Anonymous
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No.309183
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You do realise every pony from the age of four onward has the capacity to end life quite easily with or without direct magic.
Those advanced spells are the reason why the medical community across Equestria and every good honesty pony living nation can treat and diagnose so quickly and effectively.
Just like almost all large scale production.
Not to mention the deeper understanding is lost.
The whole programs to limiting unicorn magic is funded by very familiar organizations such as PETA and Snoots Poverty Law Center.
You know the shady dealings they get up to.
>>309181
Have you seen the general state of the world? A vast majority of countries are shitholes. The pony slave trade has dried up, but is thirsting for anything pony. Not to mention the unethical sentient butcheries.
Or even the day to day backstabing.
You know what happened? A crazed creature called himself the storm king and pillaged multiple countries in almost no time at all.
And every single one of those countries fell, or went into hiding.
On the harmony principle the pony that joined the nutcase provided secret and hidden technologies and magical discoveries.
To say the least Equestria is now a even higher superpower on the world stage.
The Even Better Larger Magic and Mass Collider was possible due to that knowldge.
Anonymous
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No.309192
309196
>>309183
>You do realise every pony from the age of four onward has the capacity to end life quite easily with or without direct magic.
Exactly. Horns don’t kill people, people kill people.
>You know what happened? A crazed creature called himself the storm king and pillaged multiple countries in almost no time at all.
How come some people here support the Storm King and Sombra? I’ve been noticing a lot of “Aryanne did nothing wrong” posts and swastikas on this site.
Anonymous
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No.309195
309196
>>309183
>Those advanced spells are the reason why the medical community across Equestria and every good honesty pony living nation can treat and diagnose so quickly and effectively.
But those people are licensed to practice, are highly trained to cast spells like that, and their licenses can be revoked at any time.
Anonymous
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No.309196
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>>309192
>How come some people here support the Storm King and Sombra? I’ve been noticing a lot of “Aryanne did nothing wrong” posts and swastikas on this site.
Every single time you conflate unlike terms. Is annoying. Stop trying to character assassinate.
Storm King was the new age villain megalomaniac, slaver, and zero scruples. Obsessed with artifacts. Basically a theif with an army.
Sombra was an adage of the horrors of fucking up various magics. Megalomaniac, slaver, zero scruples. Obsessed with crystals and immortality. A single pony using raw force, fear, and mind control. On a side note the dark magic PSAs are about that kind of corruptive corrosive force.
It's why such magic requires large connections and strong bonds to keep the pony grounded and sane. Especially in rare cases where such magic is the pony's cutiemark.

Then you have Aryanne who does none of that fucked up stuff. And the generative symbol kind of like the tree of harmony is vital symbology.
Has committed to many community projects and activities that the Princesses and resident heros of Equestria technically not state secret suck my dick approve of and actively participate in.
Pinkie D. Pie in her memoirs of Yakkity Yak talking back recounts the event of the Yakistani ambassador and diplomat, that Equestria must be Equestria and not like any other place to remain true to ourselves.
Fact of the matter some culture heritage has fallen to the wayside due to negligence and hostile intent. So the various things Aryanne and many like her are bring the essence of what it means to be a pony with friendship and every element and the ideals we all should aspire towards in our own way.
Look, read the collective biographies, and the friendship journal. It's a... it can be a hard read at times, but it's worth every moment.

>>309195
>Still have advanced spells
Amazing truly that you would deny someone their destiny and purpose in life so quickly.
Cutiemark negligence syndrome is deadly fucking serious.
Again part of the issue with know nothings, and mid wits.
Anonymous
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No.309197
309198
>>309196
>Amazing truly that you would deny someone their destiny and purpose in life so quickly.
But would you want a doctor who practices medicine unethically? Hitler and Sombra (especially under then-PM Aryanne) alike have shown that eugenics, for example, can lead to the loss of life and others being denied their purposes in life.
Anonymous
b8e9f21
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No.309198
>>309197
Good point. Humans also have revocable medical licenses, no?
sage
sage
4e8a687
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No.309221
>>309220
Reported.
Anonymous
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No.309239
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Anonymous
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No.309331
>>309239
Why can I not help but see human Princess Twilight everywhere, even in my dreams? Is she a MLH fan herself?
>>309196
And I also can’t help but see or hear of “Pinkie Pie” in similar circumstances. Just who is she?
Anonymous
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No.309436
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>>307364
Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.309485
309498
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Lewd inside.
Anonymous
a6a89eb
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No.309498
>>309485
Out of curiosity, are you aware of a “Queen Rarity of Marshmallia”?
Anonymous
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No.309703
310121
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Anonymous
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No.309966
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Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.310121
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>>309703
Anonymous
1670c31
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No.310361
310376
So why is there so much art of Princess Twilight as a human or human lover?
Anonymous
e429c10
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No.310376
310381
>>310361
Because she's one of the most popular cartoon characters in the history of the world. There all kinds of art about her.
Also, EqG is a thing.
Anonymous
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No.310381
310382
>>310376
>Because she's one of the most popular cartoon characters in the history of the world.
I’d understand that. The humans have cartoons of President Biden and other presidents.
>Also, EqG is a thing.
What exactly is EqG?
Anonymous
e429c10
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No.310382
310408
>>310381
>EqG
Equestria Girls.
If you don't know what that is, lurk moar and/or look it up.
Anonymous
ecd6f99
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No.310408
310473
>>310382
Is it a version of that song called “Unicornia Girls” by the Beach Colts?
Anonymous
3e0bed4
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No.310473
>>310408
>tfw not all of them can be Unicornia Girls
Cringe
Anonymous
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No.310548
310560
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Anonymous
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No.310560
310563
>>310548
How do we know that isn’t fake?
Anonymous
497c7a3
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No.310563
310568
>>310560
The Purple's account or the femoid?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.310568
>>310563
The purple’s. Just who even is the “femoid”?

Do you think that this account was just made up to make us think that Princess Twilight is a member of the MLH community or do you think she really is and that was genuine? Though I haven’t really been on Trotter since they banned former PM Rump for trotting “FAKE NEWS” and “CHINEIGH VIRUS” all the time.
Anonymous
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No.310661
C5C550CD-7FC6-4453-A404-747A2F28E073.jpeg
You guys...?
Anonymous
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No.310734
310736
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Anonymous
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No.310736
310739
File (hide): F0DA70FED34CB416D22A5CA5DD7B6773-159080.mp4 (155.4 KB, Resolution:1262x1080 Length:00:00:00, Anonfilly - Reeeee.mp4) [play once] [loop]
Anonfilly - Reeeee.mp4
>>310734
Fuck cannibalism.
Anonymous
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No.310739
>>310736
But the point is that humans may want to eat us. Sure, they are absolutely irresistibly cute and snuggly, but that could just be a trap to try and lure us into their maws.
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.310816
310818 310819 310847
MLHSCREENSHOT.png
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The marketing team of the show teased us with these images.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
Anonymous
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No.310818
310819
My Little Pony - Twilight Sparkle - 300% Triggered.gif
>>310816
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.310819
311366
>>310818
>>310816
is that /ourwhale/ belle luga in pic 2?
Anonymous
c506656
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No.310847
>>310816
That’s likely a hoax. Why in the world would they sexualize content meant for little fillies? Though I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the VA’s or someone did something off-screen to satisfy the slapper crowd.
Anonymous
aae0730
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No.310879
310887
I was visited in my dreams by Princess Luna last night, but that made me think: what would humans think of such phenomenon in their world?

In my opinion, there would instantly be allegations of international terrorism and spying. Come to think of it, how come that’s still a thing even here? How come our government gets to spy on us like that?
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.310887
310888
>>310879
>I was visited in my dreams by Princess Luna last night,
Did she set on your face?
>what would humans think of such phenomenon in their world?
>humans
>their
Pony Detected
>How come our government gets to spy on us like that?
To use a libertarian talking point. The State has a monopoly on violence.
Anonymous
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No.310888
310889
>>310887
>Did she set on your face?
No, she just listened to me at the piano.
>Pony Detected
Who says they couldn’t use this board as well? Yes, dragons and griffons both have digits they could use, but hooved creatures have other ways of making up for it. Also,
>race mixing
Cringe
>To use a libertarian talking point.
How libertarian is that? It effectively amounts to an unconstitutional, unwarranted search without probable cause.
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.310889
310892
>>310888
>No, she just listened to me at the piano.
What Song?
>Who says they couldn’t use this board as well? Yes, dragons and griffons both have digits they could use, but hooved creatures have other ways of making up for it.
Dragons are to stupid to know how to use the internet. and griffions are to busy subverting Equestria
>race mixing
>Cringe
Is it really race mixing if its a man and pone?
>How libertarian is that? It effectively amounts to an unconstitutional, unwarranted search without probable cause.
I wasnt implying the state is libertarian. what i meant was that libertarians always say the state has a monopoly on violence. but it also applys here. they also have a monopoly on spycraft.
Anonymous
b6d4f8e
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No.310892
>>310889
>What Song?
Several, mostly from human artists and video games.
>Dragons are to stupid to know how to use the internet. and griffions are to busy subverting Equestria
>more race mixing
Cringe
>Is it really race mixing if its a man and pone?
Why not? And why is racism called race mixing here anyway? It could easily be confused for miscegenation if taken out of context.
>they also have a monopoly on spycraft.
So what would you do if Her Highness wants to visit your dreams?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.310936
310940
So how come “racism” is such a big thing? All humans are technically “brown”, but just different shades of brown, so it would be very crazy to attack someone just because he is a different shade of brown. And different skin colors seem to have only been around for 200,000 in-show years, so I doubt the human species had much time to evolve into separate species. And if Adam and Eve were Jewish, aren’t all humans Jewish, then? And pretty much all humans seem to worship the same god, even though the ways they worship Him are somewhat different. So I don’t understand what exactly a “believer” or a “non-believer”/“goy” is.

Or perhaps all of this is just because of some mistake made by the writing staff that just stuck with the show plot later down the line, but it’s still wrong and I think the editors should know about it.
Anonymous
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No.310940
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>>278001
It's been almost a year...
>>310936
>all humans
For a fan of the show, books, comics, movies, various toy lines, card games, metafiction, and ARG games that are done, that's pretty ignorant.
Good news is that alot of discussion is documented in the show as well.
>pretty much all humans worship the same god
...
Anonymous
19cec7a
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No.310955
>>310940
>pic 5
But it doesn’t matter whom Mr. Rittenhouse killed. Murder is the greater crime and the victims could have repented for their actions and/or provided evidence against other fellow criminals.
>that’s pretty ignorant.
But humans seem to be pretty ignorant. They are more similar than they realize.
Anonymous
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No.310959
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Anonymous
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No.310960
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Well shit, the telescope gave away my position.
See yo---u all on the news cycle. If it looks cool it's down right cold.
And if it's pottery make sure it's painted and if there's panties it's an
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.310961
310990
>>310960
nothing of concern happened just stubbed my hoof
have a friendship filled day
with good tidings,
anonemous
p.s.
how do i delete posts
Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.310989
310990
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Anonymous
19cec7a
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No.310990
>>310989
But how can a human be a pony? Or is she just so cute that you think she’d also be cute as a pony?
>>310960
>the telescope
What exactly do you mean?
>See yo---u all on the news cycle
Why?
>>310961
>how do i delete posts?
Click the arrow and click delete. Though I don’t know whether there is a time limit.
Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.310991
310996
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Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.310992
>>310959
>only steel-bar reinforced building to fall in history
I’m not surprised with the amount of fuel those planes were loaded with. Speaking of which, how come no humans are using this as a case for zero-emission planes? Even though the Hindenburg was filled with hydrogen, it still needed to ignite somehow.
>that freaky coincidence
But this probably only vindicates his case, unless he is truly guilty of multiple counts of arson and attempted murder. But I’m not sure whether it’s even worth investigating without strong evidence.
Anonymous
41c4b08
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No.310996
311389
>>310991
Where have I seen that pony before? Was she perhaps one of the Wonderbolts?
Anonymous
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No.311084
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Anonymous
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No.311087
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>Oh! Look at me! I'm a human girl! Better buy a bra to hold up my massive, permanently inflamed teats!
>Sure is chilly out here without any fur. 40 degrees is too cold for me to go outside without a coat on!
>You like my super-narrow hips? I'm sure they'll be worth the ultra-painful childbirth they cause.
Anonymous
c905233
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No.311095
>>311087
Kek
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.311096
>>311087
TopKek
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.311195
>>311087
>permanently inflamed
At least they can hold more milk if they’re larger.
>40 degrees is too cold for me to go outside without a coat on!
Or at least a mild long-sleeved shirt or sweatshirt. Don’t ponies wear them as well?
>You like my super-narrow hips?
Many human hips are wider than one may expect. Not all humans are like Ariel. Say what you want, but I think that some “fat” girls are actually attractive.
>pic related
Where have I seen her before, now...? This is also for pic related of >>311084.
Anonymous
694d47b
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No.311366
>>310819
Literally who?
Anonymous
694d47b
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No.311389
>>310996
I’d only recognize her a little bit.
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.311393
311459
1539047510992.jpg
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Using gum, the metal that lines toothpaste tubes, and bat guano from my location. The pics held in solid gem drives details in the next season.
>pics related
If they don't make sense they soon will.
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.311459
>>311393
Who says we ponies don’t experience the same thing?
Anonymous
3c9aa20
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No.311513
311586
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Anonymous
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No.311569
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Anonymous
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No.311570
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Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.311586
311591
>>307364
I Want Human lyra to step on me.
>>311513
Is that an undertale reference? is that you Undyne-Fag?
Anonymous
0ac3c56
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No.311591
311592
>>311586
Who’s Lyra?
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.311592
311602
post-33250-0-77403800-1430395913.jpg
>>311591
The Cute non nerd in this picture.
Anonymous
aa41159
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No.311602
311604
>>311592
Where is she from? I may have seen her around somewhere, perhaps in another dream of mine.
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.311604
311606
>>311602
She's From the show.
Anonymous
5dffa5d
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No.311606
311607
>>311604
What does she do for the show? Or was she one of those fanfic writers whom they hired to do some of the current seasons? Either way, it would explain how human music has gotten better over the years after 10 seasons of sucking.
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.311607
311608
>>311606
Well she's a side character. She's one of the better Pones imo
Anonymous
5dffa5d
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No.311608
311610
>>311607
But why would she be a pony in a show about humans? Or did she make some self-insert characters?
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.311610
311611
>>311608
Oh you mean EQG i Don't really remember if she was in that or not.
Anonymous
5dffa5d
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No.311611
311612
>>311610
You mean that version of that song by the Beach Colts that some here have been talking about? Girls from all over Equestria are cute and pretty, not just the Unicornia girls which the OG song was about.
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.311612
311614
>>311611
>Girls from all over Equestria are cute and pretty, not just the Unicornia girls which the OG song was about.
Yea you are right about that. Especially Lyra
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.311614
311633
>>311612
So what exactly did Lyra do on the show, anyway? Was she perhaps a VA for one of the humans? Was she perhaps that of a particular one named Ashleigh Ball?
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.311633
>>311614
I Believe that was the human she voiced. She's the best voice actor.
Anonymous
8beefef
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No.311781
311961
So what do you think of the upcoming season? Apparently, there’s someone who’s obsessed with King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table who seeks to heal the divisions that the DemonKrauts and the leftist media caused.
Anonymous
63cc31e
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No.311961
312265
>>311781
I don’t know, but I think the writers got it wrong with the Israel-Palestine conflict. If there was an incident of something similar just a year or so ago and everycreature was able to resolve it, then how come the humans of the region in question weren’t able to see it? It’s obviously the fault of the British for creating the disputed border, etc. to begin with, so everyone there should obviously be turning their hatred towards them.

Either we’re f*cked in the next season with preachy writing or they just want to make a quick buck off of prolonging this. I mean, what’s the big idea?
Anonymous
f9c4d69
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No.312265
>>311961
Has it ever occurred to you that Princess Twilight’s teachings aren’t getting to some of us? The various pony and creature races seem to be asserting their own national identities now and are demanding legislation specific to them, which may include segregation from others. Her Highness (as well as that one human named Jesus of Nazareth) has taught people to love each other regardless of such differences and give each other a chance to do the same, so why are people suddenly becoming so entitled and placing higher standards on people? It’s as though their teachings have both been confined to ancient history, never to be seen again. Though I am starting to see a degree of hope as this sort of entitlement dies down and even the “minorities” are speaking up against anti-Equestrian sentiment back in their ancestral homelands.
Anonymous
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No.312266
312269
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Anonymous
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No.312269
312466
>>312266
So what is it with all of these specific people I’m seeing? I’m seeing a lot of “Pinkie Pie”, “Rainbow Dash”, “Fluttershy”, “Applejack”, and “Queen Rarity of Marshmallia” lately. I don’t even know 100% as to who they are, but I do know that they have both pony and human forms and I may have an idea as to what they look like. I see them with Princess Twilight occasionally and with each other, both here and in my dreams sometimes. Could Her Highness have figured out dreamwalking from Princess Luna... and is she, if not all of these others, a fan of the show as well?
Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.312303
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Anonymous
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No.312464
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>>312303
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.312466
312467
>>312269
>Could Her Highness have figured out dreamwalking from Princess Luna... and is she, if not all of these others, a fan of the show as well?
Most Likely. you know princess twiggy. she probably read a book on it.
Anonymous
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No.312467
312469
>>312466
What makes you think she’d be into such topic?
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.312469
312474
>>312467
Why wouldn't she be? She seems very curious. Perhaps i have seen her in my dreams too.
Anonymous
f03ee19
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No.312474
312475
>>312469
But what sort of book would have that information? Does she have an interest in dark magic or something?
Anonymous
85d9a76
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No.312475
>>312474
She Probably found one princess luna had.
Anonymous
e8abb60
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No.312572
312592
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Anonymous
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No.312592
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>>312572
Anonymous
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No.312660
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Anonymous
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No.313048
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Guys, what’s with all of the antisemitism going on as of late? The writers really have to drag this on, don’t they?
Anonymous
4e8a687
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No.313052
>>313048
Wrong thread newfag.
Anonymous
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No.313054
0Udcoxc.gif
>>313048
>antisemitism
Semites are Arabs and Jews are the most antisemitic of the bunch.
Anyway, please post in the pertinent thread. This is a 100% pony thread.
Anonymous
2007975
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No.313057
313069
>>313048
>Lately
Where the fuck do you think you are?
Anonymous
ecc43e1
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No.313061
30f1.jpg
>>313048
I don't care, not my business. Post ponies or go back to normie net.
Anonymous
0a427b9
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No.313069
313075 313089 313097
>>313057
A board where “race mixing” is forbidden. Though they must have gotten some new writers in lately if they had to work in more antisemitism.
Anonymous
2007975
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No.313075
>>313069
Shit the fuck up, you slimly kike.
The "no race mixing" rule is meant to prohibit BLACKED spam. Nowhere does it say that hating Jews is against the rules.
Did you not see the swastikas on the sites logo and banners? The site is in no small part dedicated to Jew-hating.
Lurk moar, faggot.
Anonymous
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No.313089
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FAC62D0999D3D3FED63DD90832D108F5-139935.jpg
>>313069
>>313048
Like broken clockwork. Can't point to a time without two hands.
Even then that's the rub.
Anonymous
ef05893
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No.313096
313124
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>Time to contact a few favors from the writers of the series for the spectacular end of the hebrew jewjew metaphysical entity 'God' Yahweh, the oversized windbag.
Honestly without you I'm not even sure this would have happened as it has.
Have you ever seen a spiritual entity just, pop? Normally that's so far out of the realm of possibility that it's almost unheard of.
I'll leave the details to be secret, but good game and checkmate.
Also this is the formal forewarning notice.
Anonymous
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No.313097
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>>313048
>>313069
What a faggot.
Post ponies or GTFO.
Anonymous
35ba20c
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No.313124
>>313096
>Have you ever seen a spiritual entity just, pop?
Didn’t the humans have the “Ten Commandments” that God Himself wrote using His finger? Though rumor has it that there were originally 15 and Moses broke one of the tablets.
Anonymous
c079d4b
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No.313125
>>313097
>wanting me to post 2DPD
Cringe
Anonymous
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No.313418
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Now I KNOW that ponies, especially Pegasi, will be discriminated against by humans.
Anonymous
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No.313511
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Anonymous
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No.313726
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>>313097
Anonymous
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No.313835
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Anonymous
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No.314589
314594
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New bread: >>314587
Anonymous
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No.314594
>>314589
>>314590
My apologies. That link is now broken. The new link is https://mlpol.net/mlpol/314593
maquestionmedicale.fr
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No.318112
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