Wife? Anon i got some bad news for you.
>>275071>>275082>8:49 AM, Monday, Ponyville trail, HD
I'm sorry. You have my condolences. There may be a slim chance of Changling impersonation, but the string of evidence...
pls do not l*wd rarara shes too cute and pretty for that
just because she's a lady does not mean she is not afraid to get dirty once in a while
Good thread for best horse.
she is quite pure i assure you
Her beauty still loves me stunned even all these years later.
I never understood the hype for Rarity. She's just some chick who acts fancy, makes pretty dresses, and likes taking advantage of Spike.
For every one good thing she's done, better ponies have done at least two.
And this character just has nothing going on! It's not like she's secretly also a DJ in a blue wig and pinkish glasses by night. She's just the annoying pretentious dressmaker.
Anyone remember Discord's first episodes, where Applejack had to be brainwashed into lying constantly and Pinkie had to be brainwashed into joylessly resenting the joy of others, but all Discord had to do to Rarity was make her see a big "dumb rock"?
hey guys I fixed my wifi. also that was me.>>278602
I guess the discord thing was pointless to mention since the show regularly writes characters OOC for jokes at their expense.
Remember when everyone suddenly found Pinkie's yapping so annoying she could be used to torture AJ?