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This is the right place filly.
You are with frens.
"Aw, filly, why're you so sad?">"Flash Sentry fucked my mom"
"C'mon, you know that Flash Sentry isn't real. Filly? You're sweating really bad...">"I FUCKED YOUR MOM, SHITLIPS!"
So, I think I fucked up on the OccultFacade story. It was to be a stream of consciousness writing, about some physiological functionings, and magic.
Some fun posting adventure.
Unfortunately I began to diverge from the character. Retconning everything is problematic. Trying to pack character development even a false one over months isn't going to work.
That isn't to say I'm giving up. Just that this is still in the works.
I'll be wrapping up the main storyline, and hopefully doing what is necessary to have this be finished. If a bit hurried ending.
Fuck, I should get caught up then. I really appreciate the work you've done to keep this thread alive. Even though your writing for that story may not have always been the most coherent, I can tell you put a lot of effort into it. In the future yeah, take your time and produce some slightly less stream-of-consciousness stuff, but really you deserve a medal faggot.
>You're coming home from school
>Annoyed at the absolute waste of time purple's been forcing you to do
>You're a grown dude, you don't need to learn basic maths and how to add and subtract for the upteeth time
>You can't wait to kick down the front door and walk the dinossaur with the faggots
>You have a few pranks in mind that you're sure everyone will have a blast
>Talking about the door, there are some huge steps imprinted in the dirt below the stairs
>You could probably fit inside some of them if you wanted
>You don't think you ever saw any creature that could make anything like those
>But knowing ponyville, it should be just another friendship problem, done in about 30 minutes from now
>Cautiously you climb the stairs to approach the castle doors
>The mane 6 must be bursting out of there any time now
>Any time now...
>Knowing your luck, they should have came out by now already
>You reach the door, but all you hear is some chit chatter from the inside
>Zone is clear, time to start the master plan
>You kick the door open and stroll inside, head held up and eyes closed for effect
>"I'm back fuckers! Who wants to raid Twiggy's-"
>You hit a soft wall, immediately shutting you up as you fall on your butt
>You rub your snootle as you open your eye to see what you hit
>Imediatelly you shake you head, this can't be right
>But as your eyes trace it up, you slowly convince yourself that this is, in fact, a huge yellow leg
<"A-are you alright?" - a stranger voice comes from above
>You notice that you may have been staring at her ass right when she said it, your eyes having followed her legs all the way up to the ceiling
>You can only hope to have averted your eyes in time to not send the wrong message
>Although all you want to do right now is not only look away, but actually run away and outside
>Too bad a purple field envelops you right then, bringing you even deeper in
>"Don't worry, she's been through worse, trust me"
>As much you want to deny, there's a fucking dinosaur in the main corridor
>Inside an entrance so tall, yet still needing to lean down to properly fit in
>You clamp upon yourself, hoping Twilight will just teleport you two away as she brings you closer to her
>"We'll be talking about that "raid" afterwards Anon" - she whispers, before raising her voice back to normal levels - "but for now I want you to meet your new caretaker"
>Turning you around, she levitates you so you're face to face with the alligator in the room
>"Anon, meet Raptorshy, not to be confused with Fluttershy, and no, they're not related"
>"Raptorshy, this is Anonfilly, don't fall for her cuteness, she can be the devil when she wants to"
<"Don't worry, I bet we'll be the best of friends in no-"
"I don't need no babysitter, I'm a grown man, fuck off! REEEEE....."
>And just like that you were put on mute by purple's witchcraft
>"See what I was talking about? *sigh* She just blows up for no reason sometimes..."
<"Don't worry, I'm certain with a bit of love and care we'll be seeing eye to eye and work her issues in no time"
>You flail about, trying to scream about how you don't have any issues while on mute
>"Alright, if you say so, then I'll get the everycreature job inclusivity papers for you to sign right away"
>She places you right in front of the massive reptile before turning around to move
>"Feel free to talk and know each other better in the time"
>"And you better behave Anon, remember your tendies"
>You can only look back at Twilight as she retreats deeper into the castle
>Fuck the tendies, she may as well be throwing you out in the wilds to die
>Finally you get up on your hooves, only to freeze again after seeing a shadow coming after you
>And on the edge of your eyes you can see Raptorshy's relatively tiny arms reaching for you
>And there's no way you can run away in time
>She's gonna crush you while Twilight is not watching
>Or maybe she wants to grab and eat you whole
<"Nice to meet you. Boop"
>be the filly with good momfu twilight
>know about suffering anonfillies in the multiverse
>ask her to cast a spell that will summon an army of annoying invincible artificial fillies around every bad Twilight in the multiverse
>>275216>"CELESTIA DAMN IT! WHY CAN'T I RAPE YOU!"
"Maybe stop trying to use your micro mare cock?">Oh damn she be angr-e now.>All smoking hot.
"How about this smort stuff. I'll show you how a professional serial sex machine does it first hoof.">"What."
"I'm going in dry.">Mmmm spicy.
This is some pussy-ass shit.
Careful what you wish anon.
Back with another update of "It's the Little Things", so the usual recap will be truncated due to the same thread. Hope you all enjoy it and I hope it also generates some excitement for the next part!
>Where we last left off... Scroll up
>Let's see what the fuck happens!
>Be the conscious collective of beings known now as 'Astra Biologis'
>It is now Saturday, according to your own counting and the clock that now rests on the wall of the room you reside in
>That means that there's only nine more hours until you are forced to endure your first day in this town without your buffer
>Well, time to get the committee together and see what we can do to accomplish our own objectives in the process
>A suggestion comes from one corner of your now fragmented mind, saying that we can use our position to siphon more knowledge of this world from what we have to work with
>A second suggestion calls out from another corner with its own idea, mainly to perform reconnaissance on the princess so that we may learn any weaknesses in her defense
>Other voices call out, but none with good ideas
>Now that the council is over, you have your objectives and you reform your mind back into its normal state
>That council passed exactly 10 minutes and 32 seconds
>You have much more time to kill
>Well, back to counting!
>31,768 seconds later, a bright flash illuminates the room you're in and forces you to retreat even further into the corner you're piled into
>Once the blinding flash fades, you see that princess standing in your room and looking aroud for you
>Best not keep her waiting, lest you suffer another of her 'tests'...
"W̵͙̋́ĕ̷͈͌ ̶̮̏a̵͔̋̊r̷͖̈̓e̸̳͓͛ ̷̹̍h̶̩̜͑ẹ̷͗ͅr̵͓̆̚e̶͉̟͑͑,̶̺͘ ̷̡̞͋ǰ̸̧̘ṷ̴̢͆̕s̸͙̘̎t̶̺͛ ̶̾̎ͅa̶̗͋ͅ ̵͕͖̓͑m̸̧̹͂͌ȍ̴̮̗̆m̸̢̖͌̒ẽ̶͎͠n̶͇̄̋t̷̹͛͘ͅ.̵̬̋"
>You peel yourself from the wall and begin reforming yourself back into your disguise and reshape your vocal passage to once again use your disguise's voice as the purple pony turns towards you
>You see her visibly flinch away at first, noticing your transformation and the noises you're making in the process, before returning to a more normal state
>"Doesn't it hurt when you do that?"
>You finish reshaping yourself and respond in kind
"Does it hurt when you stand up or turn your head?"
>"Well, it shouldn't, but I only ask because those were some... colorful noises coming from you."
"We cannot do as we please, so we gain our pleasures from the smaller things that we can do. In this instance, making you uncomfortable."
>That, and it gets rid of some of the stiffness from lying motionless for hours on end
>She doesn't need to know that, though
"Now, is it time for us to go with you and do this 'job' you forced us into, or is there something else first?"
>"Don't worry, we're just going to the castle. You've already made it abundantly clear how much you'd rather be doing anything else, so I'm not putting anything more on you until you get used to this."
>Good, you're not going to want any other bullshit stopping you from progressing your own goals in the background
>"Now, if you'll just stand next to me please, I'll teleport us both there to save time."
>You stay firmly rooted in your spot
>You know what happened the last time you got near her, you aren't trying again
>After some time of you not moving and staring between you two, the princess sighs and steps closer to you
>Upon seeing this, you move back further
>"Look, I'm not going to zap you this time! Just don't try to touch me and you won't get hurt, you can still stand next to me."
"And how can we trust you?"
>"I'm not sure, Pot, how can you?"
>You growl in frustration, begrudgingly moving to the side of the purple pony before she gets angry
>>275279>Upon reaching her though, she casts some kind of spell that covers you briefly in a purple aura>Startled by this, you instinctively back up and try to extend part of yourself away, but find that you can't!
"Ẁ̶̨͉̎h̴͇͒a̶͍̒t̶͆͜ ̶̹̊d̶͚̗́i̴̥̒ď̴͚̂ ̶̤̓̕y̴̖̩͌o̵̠̱͒ũ̴̠ ̶͚͎̊͑d̷̹̓̀ó̸̧͔̈́ ̷̠͔̓͆t̷̥͚̆̄o̶͓͕̽̓ ̷̨͚͘u̶̻͋̊s̵̝̄!̶͙̃?̴̡̠̍̈́">"Relax, I just made it so you can't drop your disguise now. It should make it easier for you to blend in and much easier for me to keep tabs on you for today."
"More of you not trusting us, we see.">"Not until you prove to me that I can, now let's go.">After another bright flash, you find yourself inside that office that you were in yesterday>"And here is where you'll be working!">Could never have guessed>"For today though, there isn't much that needs doing, so we should be done fairly quickly and then after that, I can start getting you used to your new life. Ready to start?">You sigh and grumble to yourself, now finding yourself locked to this form>Since you can't actually use magic either, you may need to adjust it to hide better>After some menial tasks that the princess has you do and experimenting with these oppressive restrictions, you find that while you can't change your body's shape, you can change the structure>So, instead of doing what she tried to get you to do, you manifest a sticky surface on your front 'hooves' and use that to move the papers she wants you to>"Looks like I may have to fine-tune that spell a bit more if you can still get away with that..."
"Limiting our freedom to this extent isn't enough?">"What I hope to accomplish with this spell is to get you used to holding this form and maintaining it no matter what, at least while outside your house. By restricting you as such, I'm sure that eventually you'll get to the point that holding this form becomes more natural than holding no form at all."
"Yet you seek to accomplish this through methods that antagonize those they are used 'for the benefit of' rather than accomplish anything useful. Do not argue methods with us, we have consumed more than a few psychologists.">"It's not like you're going to give me any more options, you've already demonstrated that you're not like Anon or Pinkie where you won't try anything. I'd love to use those better methods to help you adjust, but I still have almost no reason to trust you. Give me good reason to trust you, and I'll let you have your freedom.">You repress a snarl as you move back to the mindleess paper shuffling put before you>Well, you do this until something happens that draws your attention>Anonymous just assimilated something!>You shift your gaze to Twilight and find that she's looking at you with a mirrored expression>Well, an expression that holds all the same surprise, but infinitely more dread>Knowing this mare, she's going to teleport soon so you need to get in range to be taken with, so you immediately dash over to her right as the flash goes off>Success!
And that's all I have for now, but I'm in the process of writing the next part as you read this. It'll probably get posted somewhat soon IE the next few days
and it'll take place from Anonymous's point of view of the day, so you'll get to know exactly what happens! Look forward to it or don't, I don't control any of you!
Hooray Anonymous is growing up now. And soon the collective asshole consciousness won't be a dick.
>>275280>Anonymous just assimilated something!
Oh shit nigger here we go
Sorry, been a bit busy.>>274198>You're not sure if it sees you, but your first priority is to get Twilight up.>Not only is she your best bet for dealing with whatever is up there, but if it gets to her bedroom...>You walk over to one of the smaller doors.>This shrapnel is going to hurt like hell, but you can dig it out later.
"Hold my head still.">You point your horn at where the lock surely resides.>"Shouldn't we stand back?"
"Should? Yes. Can? No. Crystal is a bit too hard to pierce from more than a foot or two with my skill level.">"Sheeit, okay bossman.">You laugh with her as you pour roughly 50% more mana into the shot than you've ever put into a spell.
"Ready?">"Yeah, you're in position. Fire at will.">You release, blasting your face with tiny shards of nature's glass.>Stings like hell, but you shut your eyes so there shouldn't be much damage that isn't cosmetic.>Orange stands outside as you rush to Twilight's room.>You can still pass this shit off as not involving her if you play your cards right.>Scary shit aside you enjoy your nighttime meetings.
"Twilight. Wake up.">"What is it Nonny?">The tone on this part is important.>"I-I woke up and there was something scary in my room.">She jumps out of bed instantly, grabbing some sort of sword off of the wall with her magic.>"Get on my back."
"You don't-">"You're safer next to me than you would be anywhere else.">Orange screams from down the hall.
Aw hell yeah. That Twilight isn't dropping the idiot ball. I mean Nonny has a face full of crystal being all scratched up, and used to be an adult.>Orange screams from down the hall.>ViolencehasescalatedOK.jpeg>Sorry, been a bit busy.
It's all good my friend. Thank you for this. It's always a treat.
Have a filly edit of a Rumble pic I made.
Nice one Harvey, she's a qt as is par for the course.
>>275570>the colts won't be able to keep their hooves to themselves!
that's what i'm worried about
>>275668For you to wake up. It's been years.
Draw something from a recent greentext, your choice.
Anonfilly hanging out with Twilight from the Mentally Advanced Series.
Once a whore, always a whore.
EurocuckAnonFilly deserves what she gets
she probably likes to get pounded
Twilight says it will be permanent, but really it'll just last until Anon gives birth.
If you take that money you would've sold your sooouuuuulll~>enthusiastic violin riff
Do you not understand humor, Nigel? Chuck Tingle is a great meme. The man has a doctorate in fucking holistic massage for Christ's sake.
> Twilight sheds a tear for the loss of her friend, it was just a harmless prank she thought, transform him into a foal for short while, harmless fun.
> stupid, stupid. He was from a different world, where things worked very differently.
> she should have stopped immediately, the spell did not want to take, but no, in her stubbiness she poured the strength of her alicorn magic into the spell and forced it through, it was just his resistance to magic was all, no issue
> at first it looked like everything was fine, that is until the filly awoke,
> the filly flopped upon the ground convulsing and making incoherent sounds
> something had gone seriously wrong
> no soul, humans do not have souls, their brain did everything, now everything that was left of anon was crammed into a brain the size of apple
> how could she have missed such a fundamental difference, it had never even occurred to her that any sapient would be without soul
> anon was gone, there was nothing left, the transformation could not be reversed, the information simply did not exist anymore
> she had killed her friend
> she turned herself in, a murderer, she had taken the life of a sapient
> Celestia was disappointed in her lack of care but ultimately twilight was found innocent as no-pony could have foreseen such an outcome
> Twilight was charged with caring for the filly she had created.
> the filly was a blank slate, like that of a newborn, a new soul
> It has been years since the incident, but the pain has hardly faded, every time she looks upon her daughter Annie, she is reminded of her friend whose life she ended
> A tear is shed
But I'm sleepy>>275671
It's been too long, which one was mentally advanced series, yet one with sweetie bot or balthazar?
Not Balthazar, Thrackerzod.
Right. I'll watch rewatch some too get an idea.
is the original series that got wiped from youtube, current series can be found on Dawn Somewhere's channel of course.