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Do I have to drink >>270038
or can I sell it for a favor or something?
>>270037>Off by one from the blessed chocolate milk
FUG, guess I'm staying pure and sober this time>>270039
Its yours for the duration of the party, purple confiscates everything strange on the castle once the sun rises and she wakes up or if some fag tips her up about the party
Then I hide it outside the castle for my own purposes later. Can I do that?
At least I have a chocolate milk box? For some reason I feel like Discord was behind this.>>270045
Going to go curl up in my box now.
Castle is locked for everyone to sleep at night, if ya can jump out and back in without waking her, being a magical lock being opened at a weird time and all that
Hopefully your hidey hole is good enough so other passer by's don't find it as well>>270043>>270046
Sorry fam, but them's the rules
You can have one of my milk jars though, going a whole party dry would suck
Both so close, yet so far...
Thanks mate, I owe you one.>>270050
My condolences. At least the true booze and fun is the friends we made along the way.
Have this milk jar if you want frien.
I have a shovel and a pair of perfectly good wings, I think I can do this. Not to mention I'm firmly on purple's good side, so I think I can get away with it if I do it right. Hiding 8 berry specials outside for a rainy day, each one can be bought for a (You)!
I don't even drink, but at least I got a box out of it.
So what game shall be played first?
How easily does Purple get up anyway?>>270058
You win 100% of the vote.
Neat, let's go to blood gulch!
Discordniggers please kys.
Waste of double dubs and heil dubs, I might hate discord as much as the next Anon, but that was just low fucking quality, step up your shitposting.
I hate Discord more than you and I still think that was a waste of good numbers.
Nice job copying the Aussie's homework, Nigel. Now fuck off, you aren't wanted here either.
Let's see what the adults have to say about it.
"If you insist.">Ziiiip
On the back of the card
Sex: Yes, please!>>270121That's a cute
I blame the magical Infinite Sex Pass.
Where do I apply to get my pass?
"I don't wanna get up yet."
>"Neither do I, subject."
Here lies Filly she died a virgin.
That's very snugg with Sunbutt the wise.
Interesting. Time for some more pony shenanigans and machines that move about.
>>269968>Be Trail Feather, animal tracker.>You are flying out with the princess and a couple other trackers and guards.>Apparently some little green pegasus filly was found out in the wild trying to off herself behind Canterlot.>The princess hovers around a flat cliff.>"Right around here was where I saw her falling." She says.>There's a few nods as ponies get to work.>You first check the ledge safest to jump from and are quick to notice it's fairly accessible by a natural trail.>Looking down from the cliff you see a unnaturally large pack of leafs, a bit spread out from wind.>Well, she may have not been trying to off herself, she's just like a regular filly, stupid.
You start walking down the trail and find hoof prints occasionally. Small, definitely where she jumped then.>Now for the hard part, finding a den.>You try to follow the trail, but one you get off the mountain it becomes much more difficult.>A quick blow of a whistle lets everypony know to group up on you.
"We should begin our search for a den or something here, this is where the trail cuts off.">They nod and they're off on the hunt.>A couple of guards are calling out to get the attention of any possible other fillies lost out here, others are looking for animals for the nature connected pegasus to talk to.>You look around for a bit until you find a squirrel.
"Hey, buddy.">You say gently catching it's attention.>"Tktktktktk?(Yeah, what you need?)" It replies.
"I was wondering if you knew anything about a green filly?">"(Little one? Black mane, messed up wings?") It ask imitating wings flapping.
"Yeah, why was she out here?">It shrugs.>"(Donno, she was out here since I was born, everyone just kinda helped her out. Tried to make sure she didn't get hurt. She started trying to fly and never could though. Kept seeing Celestia and it made her have more resolve to keep trying.)"
"Celestia knew about her?">Shakes it's head no.>"(Nah, she would just fly around, probably never saw the filly.)"
"Why didn't you tell anypony?">"(I would have, but the filly didn't want to burden anyone. Even offered to lead her to a friend of a friend named Fluttershy.)"
"And she denied?">"(Yep.)">Strange... filly must have never met another pony to be so adamant about not being a 'burden'.
"Can you lead me to where she lives?">"(Fluttershy?)"
"No, the filly.">"(Oh, duh, right.)"
>>270117>"Wow Anon, you're only 22? What's wrong with your society that they force a child into work at that age!?"
"…uh, what?">"I mean, come on! How are you supposed to have a childhood like that!?"
"I actually had a pretty nice childhood, but I'm really an adult now so-">"Nonsense, Anon! You can't possibly be an adult at only 22. I mean I'm almost 80, and I still feel like I should be in school! If only so I can study more…"
"…is this going anywhere? 'Cause I think we need to have a discussion about relevant timescales and how they apply to our respective universes or something like that.">"Nope. I'm going to turn you into a filly, so you can have all that lost childhood back!"
"What the hell does that mea-">BZZZZAAAAAAP>"Perfect! Enjoy your newfound freedom, Anon!"
"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE"
Very nice. RIP Anon's penis.
400 is old age with 18 as the human equivalent. (90 ish for females)