This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..
>Any archive of photos or stories?
>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify
All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharing
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>261340 →
There was a really nice filly edit of that comic done, though I don't have it saved. Anybody know where it is?>>264737 →
Based, faggots like >>264735 →
and >>264733 →
are proof that there are enough people who just don't give a shit about the thread being killed in favor of the discord and derpibooru tags for filly thriving. You two might claim to be fillyfags, but any real fillyfag would see the clear damage being caused to the thread.
10/10 for a filly bake.>Be based fagget>Drawing a fantasy project for school.>It's about a very destructive creature.>"Anonymous, that's a very good drawing.">Ah teacher cheer or something.>"But, it needs to be a real creature."
"It is! They come from my home planet.">"Ah, yes. Was there a solution for the monster you picked then?"
"Mhmm! Telling the truth, and lots and lots of z-">The bell for recess rings out.>"I won't keep you from playing with your friends."
"Yay, bye!">pic related
The worst damage I'm seeing is the shitfest arguments when they arise, which I've seen directly cause the death of a thread before without discord involved at all.
I certainly give a shit about the thread, which is why I'm trying to avoid the thread tearing itself apart from within. I'd hate to see the thread I love scorch itself to ashes in a flame war against its own.
>>264749>Against its own
Im fucking plying. You're nothing. You're less than dirt, and you're the one destroying the thread. The 'shitfest arguments' come from people that are actually concerned, not the likes of you. Go back to your discord and roleplay some more faggot, you're not welcome here.
This is exactly what I'm on about
I've been here since before the exodus, which pretty handily dismantles that assumption
So far you've got the no true scotsman and begging the question fallacies. Any more you'd like to add?
>>264752>I've been here since before the exodus
Please guise I'm not a newfag! I'm a real fillirino! Haha how is it going my fellow topkekkers? I'm over the age of 18! I want to cum inside rainbow dash!
Just because you've posted in this thread before doesn't make you any less of a tourist. Go back to bingeing your Pony Thread Simulators and reading r9k screenshots that have all of the swear words blurred out on r/greentext. We don't take kindly to discord niggers here.
There's ice cream?
Let's say you get what you want. I'll leave the thread and go join the discord, you'll have one less fillyfag here, and the thread will be that much closer to the slow death we've always had coming once we got b& by twimod for (((pedophilia))). Then you'll shower yourself with praise about how you've saved the thread
>>264758>Go join the discord>Implying you're not already in it
But you won't leave, you'll stay here forever to pop up and defend the discord whenever it comes up, and maybe make a few posts about how cute filly is (your filenames seem to indicate that's all you really do otherwise.) I'd be perfectly fine with someone who contributes almost nothing to the thread but that leaving, seems like a net benefit to me.
That was fast.
I just copied the filename from when it was posted on /mlp/
Since you're guessing who I am, let me guess who you are: the fag who dragged discord drama directly into the thread as a way to try and bash the discord. Whether you're him or not, that particular stunt is a prime example of the point I'm making here.
Yeah, things speed up a bit when you have a back-and-forth of shitflinging
Wake me up when it's over
Even if such a thing happened (and I sure as hell don't remember it if it did) then that's irrelevant to the current argument. You're presenting the discord as some sort of infallible group of gods that can be subject to no sort of critique, and saying, like a nigger, that you dindu nuffin.
The thought of fillies fighting is adorable tho
Hmmm. A mosh pit of fillies battling to see who is supreme. Who will be chosen for the night time snuggles, and milkies first pick of the night
Holy shit you're starting to sound like Seb with all of this reaching and blame-shifting. We're just tired of you sucking the life out of our thread, which by the way
you still haven't refuted.>>264768
What sort of battle? Physical contact would just put you at the bottom of the list for snuggles if Twiggy found out.
That's a gross misunderstanding of what I'm saying here. What I'm saying is that the discord isn't some irredeemably evil root of all our problems, and that merely associating with the group doesn't automatically cause one to turn into a normie and cease being a fillyfag. Whatever issues the discord has should be identified and rectified, but treating the entire group as the problem itself with the only solution being total eradication is ultimately counterproductive, especially without extensive reasoning which eliminates all other possibilities.
>>264769>ywn gamble away all your good filly points in the secret underground filly fighting ring
why even live?
Anon, you're replying to a shitpost.
Anyway, since you asked for one, here's a refutation of discordfags sucking the life out of the thread: I'm a member of the dicord, I have the thread open and on auto-refresh 24/7, and I post in the thread regularly. There are plenty like me in the discord, and we don't plan on abandoning the thread in favor of our social group anytime soon.
Also, to the point these two bring up >>264765 >>264771
- The discord does have a few issues, and while rudimentary measures are in place, they're far from enough. I'm not a moderator there, but I'll talk with them about doing something about that. I just hope something can finally put a rest to this debacle, because it's beyond exhausting.
I'm probably the oldest filly here, and you're all gay.
Wow, just like the Discord!
You're gay too
Now spread 'em, filly
I've got my hoof lubed and ready
You can bite the pillow if you want
I don't like discord but I like yall so it's all Oki doki
>>264775>but I'll talk with them about doing something about that.
The rudimentary measures were put in place following a discussion of their own, so I'm more optimistic than that
The only solution is complete eradication.
>>264766>>264772>Be orang>You have just took off the hag hiding a secret compartment>You open it and start to climb down the stairs>Barely halfway down you can already hear the ree-ing and arguing>A badly kept basement is hidden down here>"F-Fuuck you cunt, she cannot!">A bar which any filly can just->"Sssshe can toooo!">"Will you fags shut the fuck up?">As you were saying, down here to the left->"Hey, there's my prized filly. Ready for your big night?">You roll your eyes and tune her out, hoping to finally access your surroundings>A bar to the left which any filly can serve themselves>4 fillies are tasked on keeping the supply in stock>You hear they have secret stuff straight from Panko>But you never had the courage to ask them straight on>Even their cider was already pretty good and strong>You wonder how they manage to get such good suppliers>On the right there s the good ol stand where fillies can make bets>Be it good filly points or personal itens>Itens which usually are other ponies gift to them, since every filly here share everything already>Everything but tendies of course>Those are worth a pretty bit bag>Although you heard that stuff from Twilight herself is still worth quite a bit more>Finally, in the middle, is the impromptu ring, just waiting for the next fight>With just enough space around for watchers>Everything still on the same place>You honestly thought that they'd move->You're shaken out of your thoughts as a green hoof shakes you fiercely>"Ay, are you listening mate?">Fuck these fags>"Yea, yea, can I just go?">The filly just scrunches up, but doesn't hold you back>To be fair you are late...>Being orange in a sea of green fillies didnt exactly made it easy for you to hide or slip out>It was your hide on the line if this place got found out afterall>Making your way to the ring, you dont even look and the incoming fillies>Some look at you with giddy amazement, others got a few flags with your face>There's even a babby with a shirt of you supplexing a dark green filly from the last fight>This lil edgy faggot hasn't lost a single fight of yours...>In your mind, you can almost feel all their gazes judging your different coat>You never had it easy on Earth, why would it be different in Equestria?>You dont know if it was you being stupid or just from being the only one not green>Well there is another non green fag...>But the blue faggot seems to be doing quite alright around them>And you're glad for her, really>But unlike her, you weren't so lucky and lost an insurmountable amount of good filly points in a bet>And such filly had the good idea to employ you in this underground ring>You can still hear her rubbing her hooves to this day>You step into the ring and look for who you will be fighting toda->"No">In the middle of the green ocean, you find yourself face to face with Anonfilly>Well, the one Anonfilly you hoped you wouldn't find here
"Cmon Anon, you knew it would happen sooner or later">The one faggot you hoped you'd never have to come face to face in the ring>"Dude, why the fuck are you even here?">Not because you hate her or wanted to distance yourself>On the contrary>You wanted to protect her from this place
"I mean, have you seen the payout? Dude, I just had to give it a try!">She said while pronking and beaming>It broke your heart to see her here like this>Such a pure soul should never have got down to this place...>"Blue, cmon, there's still time. We only have each other, the green fags will never unders-">Before you realized your mistake, the ring went out>And the fag already jumped the start, enraged
"IT'S FUCKING TEEEEEAL!"
>Filly fights are actually Magic: The Gathering matches
>>264804>"IT'S FUCKING TEEEEEAL!"
Did you call me?
Hello blue filly!
>Like a cruel joke, the snowstorm came on the first of April.
>You had been living on easy street until you awoke shivering in the cold.
>You pounded on the doors of some ponies, but everyone was asleep.
>No way you'd survive if you didn't find somewhere to stay, but you had nobody.
>You duck into a frigid alley, at least you can avoid the biting wind chill and the snow in there.
>You hear a laugh that you can only describe as greasy.
>A fat stallion with a very visible erection pokes his head out of the gated stairway entrance to the apartments above the closed businesses next to you.
>You whimper before trotting towards him, head lowered.
>Losing your virginity is better than freezing to death...
C'mon, everypony knows that filly isn't a prostitute.
>>264825>Tfw more Duop art never>Tfw more lockhe4rt art never>Tfw more Smoldix art never
Don't get me thinking about all the other drawfags I miss...
>>264834>KKK members having beach parties with black dolls
Now I've seen everything.
Reminds me of pic related>>264834
I think it's funny he's blushing on his hood
>"When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash."
Relax. Filly always gets help.
Why wait? Out you go!
Filly needs a bath.
"Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy~!"
>You repeat as you push your hooves into aunt Celestia's plump rump.
>"Y-Young one, must you do this? C-Can't you go do this to your mother?" She ask in a almost begging tone.
"Nah, mom went to sleep, and I'm not on the same schedule as her right now, plus you have a bigger, softer, flank. Plumpy~!"
>"Ugh." She groans as she flops her flank down and lays on her side.
>She smiles as it is now more difficult for you to squish against her plump rump.
>You walk over to her belly side.
>"What?" She ask as you do.
>You then lay your head on her cutiemark and close your eyes.
>"Don't you dare!" She demands in vain, but it's too late, you drift off to sleep on the cozy rump. "Anon? Anon! I have things to do today, I can't have you sleeping on me! Ugh, you are just like your mother..."
>Celestia gives up and just lays there with the sleeping filly on her.
>Least she's comfortable.
Thanks for the short green!
>No Little League
Shino is such a cocksucking faggot and it hurts.
Cute and a little l00d>>264923
Does filly want upsies?>>264934>Nyx wearing the mask because she's toxic
That faget looks like she wants upsies
Doesn't use the potty
Says the blank filly.
You ever write a green so wrong that you know it should never see the light of day? Count yourselves lucky, it was almost finished too. I've had trouble sleeping lately, but that's no excuse for lacking better judgement.
You're Lone15, you're a one-sided arms race to make the most depraved green in existence. Give it all you've got, de Sade.
>>264987>to make the most depraved green in existence>Sade
Beautiful. Has a really nice neo aesthetic>>264977>>264978
Fillies fillies, you're both cute
What was it about?
Fillyanon x thingpone pls. Arts or stories.
Placeholder was writing a green called "It's the Little Things" IIRC, wonder when he'll continue it
I see some filly has some kind of phobia towards razors
We should get some fillies to hold her down and curate her, yesh
That's a kirin filly
The kirin are known for their floof; shaving it off would be like shaving a dwarf's beard
>ywn be teased and denied for days as the filly
>and then violently raped without being able to get off
>ywn desperately hoof yourself to finally get off after being denied, raped and left on the ground
>"Stop fucking around and fuck me around, niggerfaggot..."
Flutters is so sweet.
That's filly, not Fluttershy.
If she doesn't want people to look then she shouldn't have tail hiked up like a Canterlot whore.
>>265041>how to be less than a zigger
>"Okay, I'm almost certain you're not really Luna." Luna's bat secretary, a middle age dark blue mare says as she looks at the blue alicorn filly in the throne. "For one, she's not filly sized, two, her eyes are blue not green, three she has a cutiemark, and lastly she wouldn't just make petty demands."
>The mare sighs as she finishes.
>"But as certain as I am, unless I'm absolutely sure or you get out of that throne, I can't do anything."
>"Yes ma'am, I'll get you some chicken nuggets." The mare whines as she trots out.
>A few minutes later the real Luna trots in.
>"So, how has it been?" She ask the filly.
>"Where's Silver Letter?"
>Luna lifts the filly out of the throne with her magic and sits down before setting her next to herself.
>"Chicken nuggets huh? Mind sharing?"
>Silver walks in at this time with a tray of nuggets on her back.
>She looks at the filly and Luna.
>"I knew it!" She cries out. "I knew you weren't Luna!"
>The two mares say from the throne.
A part of a wholesome green!
>>264308 →"All of you stayed. You might not be meer amoeba, regardless I'll still tread over you insects to my final goal.">"I should say the same to you sugarcube.">"Wanna say that to my face shortstack?">I am fury!>"Umm, can we get going already Excitable Boy is restless. Also, would you kindly not be so rude Twilight?">"Makin' a caricature of Anon without his manliness is certainly something Twi.">Red covers my vision. Darkening my thoughts of the close friend I beat every day.>"Didn't Start the Fire!">Placing my hoof on her shoulder I shaking my head."I will handle this Twilight. There are somethings they shouldn't have insulted when a man is kicked so low.">"Oh I'm so sorry I insulted your puppet Twilight. It's just we're very concerned that violently booping your friends isn't good.">The sun is shining brightly. I can feel it in my bones."You've just made me mad.">I walk foward.ゴゴゴゴ>Oh no oh no ohno!>Anon is going to ruin the plan.>He normally isn't thin skinned.>What did turning him into a stand do to him?>He's domineering, Fluttershy's own stand is actually reeling back.>He is getting pulled more into his own mind.>Celestia, my friends forgive me.>Forgive me Anonymous.ゴゴゴゴ"Girls, I think we made a poor decision.">"Uhh, maybe just a little.">"It's okay to feel a bit scared, but this little one isn't a problem.ゴゴゴゴ>Seeing Flutters clench her teeth in anger is down right frightening.>"Teamwork. Stick to the plan. Lastly, don't chicken out on us.""Ah got it.">This is going to require some courage."Happy Days."ゴゴゴゴ"Good grief, cowering at my unleashed presence now? After all those barbs you cower before my diminished form? Pathetic.">Presence comes behind me instantly.>Moving my glorious self. A pie lands where my face would be at looking backwards, and a jab only hitting air.>A note flutters down from that pink hoof saying 'Nothing personal kid.'>"Aw you missed my suprise! I'm can't let you tarnish, garnish, or is it blemish, Anonymous' legacy.">"You're the serial booper?!">Hehehe, you'll have to wait your turn Dashie! After little green here it's Twilight's turn, then Fluttershy's, than the pony from two hours ago insulting my lord Anon."ゴゴゴゴ...ゴゴゴゴ"I am Anonymous. Wreeeee! Remove yourself from my sight I'll deal with you later.>"Haha! Nope this is a free for all as everyone was planning on defecting anyway, except speedy blue, as lord Anonymous would say.">Almost there.>"See the real Anon would never let a good monologue finish->Spinning around I boop Pinkie Pie in the snoot.>She breaks apart into gems. Showing a smirking purple dragon inside.
《One and a half hours earlier》
"You expect me, to go and fight like some uncooth hooligan?">"Yeah, Twilight has booped Applejack! Using an Anon based stand."
"Well I'm not one to get inbetween two consenting adults.">Ah the taste of jasmine.>"It wasn't though.">Spraying the liquid over Dash over that revelation.
"Tell, me, everything.">This is very not fabulous darling.
《Thirty seven minutes earlier》
"Pinkie, Spike, we have a problem. Twilight has betrayed the importance of fabulosity!">They both understand.>"Rarity, Spike! You know what this means?"
《The Present》>"Dance party!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWsUqVhLOoQ>"-EEEEEEEE!">Traitors! I shouldn't have shown any of them the gifts that is the bizarre adventure!>Then again who else would get my references.>Who can I be myself around my friends if not for them.>For the sake of our friendship I'll make this fast, and painless."Everyone! Tell me all your plans, and the consecutive counter plans.">Chaos, over the music, as the ponies try to shout over eachother so I can hear them. Oh and Spike.>"THIS WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN!">Foolish Purple Smart.>"MY PLAN IS TO ASK WHAT YOUR PLAN IS ANONYMOUS!""I'm glad you asked Applejack! It is Requiem Exposition! With my power your defeat is already recorded before it even happens!">I can feel the song.>The collective question of what I mean breaks the trance."YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE!">"NO! THAT'S HISTORY AN-""BOOP!"《The fragments rejoin with the one. Whole is what we are. Let us go back. Back before the accident.》>"I'll be fine, this is a breakthrough in magic that could revolutionize the whole field in every aspect. Let's get this started, I'm positively vibrating with excitement!""Stop right there Twilight! You are too exhausted that you'll end up making a mistake resulting in my transformation, and mistaken death!">Something is wrong.>"Okay, okay. Don't get your panties in a twist.">They can't hear me.>If I try to save myself I might be the cause of my own death, or the reason why I'm still alive.>"Now remember hold the->The real stand was the friends we made along the way.
《The aftermath of the standoff.》>Seeing the booped ponies around my human body I think I understand what happened."Ow.">"What the hell.""Weird freaky shit. You remember everything me?">"Yeah, it's almost on the tip of my tongue.">Merging back with me. We become one. Filly and Anon. No homo.
"Ah...">Ponies are all laying in compromising positions.
"I'm boned.">Feels good to have hands again.>But I was just geting used to having hooves too.
>"My dear filly, as you grow up, you will find many things on your own, but if you'll let me, I'll try to tell you anything I can for you to expect."
>"First thing you should know, do not make enemies of at all possible. As I have learned long ago, they are like a small flame, on it's own, it is easy to extinguish if you're aware of it. But."
>The flame in her magic grows bigger and bigger.
>"If you don't know about it, even the smallest flame can grow, get stronger, more dangerous. Extinguishing this will come at a higher cost."
>You see small flakes of flame on Celestia herself, her eyes look as if they are consumed in fire.
>"Soon the only way to deal with it." She slams her bare hoof down on the fire. "Is to crush it under your own fire."
>She returns to normal slowly.
>"Try not to start fires, but if you do, put them out as soon as you can."
So many scene changes and different speakers at the same time. I don't even think having watched jojo would help me make sense of it all.>>265104
Aggressive Celestia is fine toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XUu3_pLPUE>"WRONG!">"Anon! What is best in life?"
"To troll you're enemies, see their butthurt before you, and hear the ree'ing of their mares.">"That is good."
>You just finished your day court a and are on the hunt for your filly.
>Last you saw the sweet younger maids were playing with her.
>They'll probably still be working here when she's old enough to be a princess and run her own land.
>Speaking of land you still have to discuss that with the rather rude minotaur and zebra who seem to think they can talk to you any way they please about your filly's land they will 'donate'.
>Wouldn't want a battalion to go rouge and destroy their soldiers and what not there, the guard are quite loyal afterall, but mistakes happen.
>But that's for later.
>You reach the maids quarters and trot in.
>"Oh my goodness~!"
>"She's soooo cute~!"
>"Oh I wanna pinch her widdle cheeks~!"
>The maids are all cooing and happily giggling at something.
>Taking a better look you see your little filly happily in a little maid costume.
>She does look really cute.
"My goodness who is the new cutest little maid."
>You say with a smile.
>A few of the maids jump not noticing your presence until now.
>The older ones have come to expect it and just give you a bow and smile, the younger quickly follow suit.
>"Mommy!" Anon cries out as she jumps her way over to you.
>You catch her in your magic and hold her close.
"Who's your mommy little one? My baby can't possibly be this cute~!"
>You say poking her tummy with a feather.
>She giggles and wiggles around.
>"I'm Nonny mommy!" She cries out.
"Well aren't I luck to have been gifted such a cute widdle filly!"
>You start planting little kisses on her cheeks making her squeal.
>You soon stop and place her down.
"Alright sunshine, it's time to do your homework spells, so finish up with your friends."
>Such a good filly.
>Maybe you'll pay Twilight to tutor her, make sure she could put a hole through any threat that comes her way.
Somebody filly'd that pic
>celestia drunkly stumbles into anonfillys room
>another hard day of being the ruler has left her pissy
>she proceeds to beat filly to near death
>poor filly is in tears and begging momma celly to stop
>celestia spits on her before teleporting the filly to the castle docter to heal her physical wounds
>filly can never be healed of the psychological wound caused by her mother
HRK! Damn these onions
>The holographic world around you fades away into 3D pixels, Twilight being reduced to nothing more than a few lines of code you had written.
>Your filly body disintegrates, leaving behind a sad, overweight, middle-aged man sighing back at you from the reflective surface of your VR pod.
>>265145>Your filly body disintegrates
That was never in the script anon. Once in Ponyville there's no going back.
>You eat the silica
>The world around you start to dissapear
>You reduce and get green little hooves
>The mane 6 are around you
>They start to clap to the ground
>>265137>"after the mind wipe spell of course"
>>265145>>265146>>265147>Looking at the big monitor showing the monitor showing you, and the monitor with everyone here ect.
"So was everything just a simulation?">"Anonymous Clone 69, we are glad you are back the magiulator shouldn't have kept you for long. Prehaps only a few weeks at most.">uhhhh>"You ought to be fully trained for your mission as pony ambassador for the human emissaries.">Years of shitposting, and hoer pussy have prepared you for this moment.>"Greet them well.">Being teleported you see Anonymous, and 68 other anon fillies.>"They are caught in a loop. It's a miracle you escaped intact."
"What is going on!?"
imagine not already eating those silica packets.
"Where do I begin?"
>Twilight Sparkle, momfu to almost all the anonfillies, sat in a comfortable reading chair by the stained window.
>"Why not start at the beginning."
"Okay. I woke up, went down to eat dinner, and someone was drawing on the wall."
>She encouragingly nods, and motions for me to continue.
"And that's about it Twilight. I don't know exactly what they looked like for what they were wearing, or who they were with."
>I tap my head.
"I can't get any more from my noggin."
>A perfect dead pan delivery.
>"It was just last night though!"
>She breaths deeply. Then, an idea worms into her head.
>An idea born of mania, and frustration.
>"We are going into your memories of last night."
"Sounds pretty neat."
>Her horn glows, and the room falls way.
>The void exists
>In it there is an amorous shifting green blob writing on the kitchen wall.
>Slowly details about what the kitchen is begins to fill. Ripped from other memories, and times it's a moving mosaic of snapshots.
>The voice keeps shifting up, and down. Slightly metallic, and sometimes like a cello.
>Words are choosen, but none of them seem right.
"Pretty sure the leader was confident, but can't really say for sure."
>"How do you even live like this."
>The table has the words "This is a Brown table." the color is shifting it seems close enough to work with.
"What do mean?"
>The plate of dinner has some words "It was tasty." Although it could have been a bowl, or a cup. I'm not even sure what it was I ate.
>It wasn't tendies that's for sure, but it also wasn't the bland oatmeal. It was too good for that. Also I added salt, and some cumin to get it tasting just right.
>"Do you even remember when we met?"
"Of course I do!"
>So the void reconstructs a generic grassy plane in which a blue sky is there, and a purple blob. Saying something.
>It's Twilight, so the blob transfigures into what Twilight looks like now. Green blobs become Anonfillies, but where everyone is at specifically is a mystery. The small details the differentiate everyone from eachother is lost.
>"____ Twilight Sparkle_____ come ____ live with me?"
>It's met with cheers.
>"How do you live Anon. Everything just fades so fast! That's not normal!"
"Well. I dunno. I just do I suppose."
>The void tears everything. Leaving me and Twilight in all our glory.
>Her purple fur immaculate, and vivid. The searching look in her soulful eyes filled with worry, and exhaustion.
"See I experience everything in it's vividness, and I know it's in there, but I just can't rememeber it. I can tell you that it happened. Sometimes. I know that it's all in here somewhere."
>Her look is lost. Trying to put together everything.
"It's okay. You wanted to know how I live?"
>Her gental nod, or perhaps an effort not to sway and collapse.
"I live in the moment, and plan in the future, and in my gut feeling of what is right or wrong. Long term memories pull through resurfacing exactly when I need them. Submerging to remain pure till they are needed once again."
"More or less, but the pretty words just felt right in this instance."
>"Let's... let's head back. I think there is a letter I have to write."
>The real world snaps back into focus. The smells, sounds, and the background senses are crisp.
"That was pretty cool Twilight. I'm sure the game night would love to have that for a mental LAN party."
>>265145>"Computer: Run program Barclayfilly 69. Increase Twilight's lactation. Disable safety protocols."
>>265149>You all were teleported to a dark and cold place>With no windows or any wind current either>The 1/3rd that are unicorns keep their horns up for light>But you all may as well be in a void>Finally a filly cracked enough to speak up>"Will somepony tell me what's going on?">Somehow everyone noticed what she said and knew the "somepony" was a slip>The fillies started to huddle together in close groups>Trying to theorise whats going on was hard and feelt like an endless loop>Many words were replaced with ponyisms>Every other filly tried to scream "fuck" at least once>Only for them to shout "Buck" from the top of their lungs>No wait, didn't they say that you "escaped the loop"?>Curious, you take a deep breath and try and visualise what you want to scream
"Fucking jew shitter faggot cocksucker bitchface bucking fuck you!">Only one slip…>Not bad>You sigh, only to finally notice all fillies having taken at least a step away from you>Some are on the ground, face between their hooves while holding their ears together to their heads>Others fell to their sides and started drooling or even having seizures>And a few that you could count on your 4 hooves started reeing loudly at you>Seeing how you had stopped, everyone started to pick themselves back up>The silence that followed was a stark contrast to all the talking from earlier>It was so silent in fact that you heard when one filly gulped down and started to slowly walk towards you, rubbing her ears>"Okay filly, whatever you did, tone that down. Sweet Celestia, that noise…">"I know right, her mouth seemed right, yet that single ringing tone felt like it was piercing inside my skull"
"What the fuck are you on about? What happened to you fags?">The filly who had first came to you cringed hard and fell back on her ass>The second looked away for a second, but held steadfast>"How the buck are you even talking with these beeps anyway friend?"
"Beeps?">"Yea, like, I dunno, kinda like those censors in morning cartoons"
"But-">Before she could continue a circle of light appeared above them allNext writefag, take it away
>>265177>Disable safety protocols.
Filly has no one to blame but herself.
>>265177>Disable safety protocols
"You really don't want to do this Anon, joining the guard as a adult is hard, a filly is no easier, if not worse!"
>"Mom I really want to do this, look, my cutiemark is literally based on this life!" Your filly says as she she show's you the shield cutiemark she got while Celestia was here.
"You don't know what that means, that cutiemark could mean anything, maybe you're meant to be a hero like me and the other mares, you don't need to join the guard to do that!"
>"I didn't just get it from being a hero, I got it from defending her! I've done heroic things before and nothing, but when I defended her, it popped up."
>The portal to Canterlot pops up, leading to the guard training grounds.
>"Anon, you sign up to join the guard?" The drill instructor mare ask.
>"Ma'am yes ma'am!" Your filly shouts with a salute.
>"Well hurry up, this portal takes alot to keep open."
>You grab hold of your filly in a hug.
>The instructor sighs.
>She and three other guardsmares step through the portal.
>"Come on let her go, if she changes her mind she'll come back." She says as she and the other guards pry your filly away.
>You cry out as your filly and the guards step back through the portal and quickly close it.
>Your filly is gone, for who knows how long she's gone.
>You lost your filly, all to some stupid accident in Ponyville, all because she leaped into action first like she saw you and your friends do all the time, you lost her.
>You collapse to the floor and cry.
You're under arrest for too much sad!
You're under arrest for pagan niggamancy.
And then she realises the guard do practically no real guarding at all and it's probably the safest occupation in the world because of her and her friends.
Not to mention she can see her filly whenever given her rank as a princess
>>265233>Anything after the season 3 premiere
>>265235>(you) get to choose
We unironically do because of all the staff changes. From season to season, the show shifts narrative focus and character consistency, so they are effectively different shows with different characters that just happen to share a brand and voice cast.
Do you feel in charge?
>>265272>No vagina or ponut
How does she expect to be sexy?
Sorry to say, but that filly has Granny Smith's mouth.
Yeah. Neither Granny Smith is safe.
I need to get in touch with Occult Facade, Sven and Placeholder. If the three of you could provide me with burner emails I will post again in the thread when you have messages accordingly.
So what's the news chief?[email protected]
>>265224>"You said you wanted my milk">"This is your dinner by the way
>>265328>Twilight when you said you needed to be milked this isn't what I had in mind.
"Mfhmmh mmfhhfga mmfmmm mmh mmhhhmm mfh mmmgh mmm!">"Keeping doing that aw yeah."
Check your mailbox.
Sorry I couldn't be more helpful. If there is anything else I can do. I'll be keeping an eye on the email.
>suddenly wings and a horn
>you are now next in line to rule Equestria, effective immediately
Declare all non-ponies as persona non grata in equestria on pain of death.
Ensure the remaining princesses don't die, so the life as a filly quartet can be realized called the Alicorns.
Will provide you with one later.
Filly anon teaches twilight
Should I make it SFW or NSFW
Also I want to see this meme fillified
I was talking about a green / fic
I didn't think you were still around.
I am not that draw friend
I was talking about greentext
>it's a late night and you can't get to sleep
>you can't take your mind of the horses of home
>you decide to get up and see what books purple has on them
>you sneak into the library and start looking
>you find some books that catches your attention
>"Horsecraft, A Complete Introduction" along with "The Neighnomicon"
>you take them and go back upstairs to your room
>you spend the rest of the night researching the art of horsecraft
>you hide the books under your bed before you go to sleep and decide to look at the clock
>quarter past three
>you worry that you will sleep in and miss your chocolate milk
>nevertheless you wake up and continue your day as normal just a bit tired in the morning
>Luna's light has risen and everyone is asleep
>except for you
>you are too busy working on a ritual in which you will call upon Epona
>you create a summoning circle and put the ingredients in place
>you burn some incense while walking around the circle and banish with salt
>you have created a rough formula for the words of spell in Latin, they don't rhyme but who gives a shit it's your first time
"In Nomine Equus"
"Ego Poscis Epona"
>you hear a faint whinny from somewhere
>you continue to repeat the formula as you continue
>you proceed to finish the ritual by drawing a Pentagram on a piece of paper and burn it on a candle
>after you are done you clean up and put a rug over the summoning circle
>you go to sleep that night and you are taken into darkness as you enter the realm of horses as you see the trotting chaos himself
>he takes the form of a very large black horse with sunken empty eyes that towers over your filly form
>he makes a whinny which echoes through the utter blackness in a deep tone
>you move unconsciously in accordance to him
>you tell him of your wants and desires in the language of the horse
>he moves out his left front hoof and snorts
>you move your left hoof to meet his
>you wake up with black horse hairs on your bed
>over the next couple of weeks you continue your reading into the Necronomicon of horse pussy as you are now fully enthralled in the heresy of horsecraft
>at this point you think you are ready to summon an actual horse or pony from your world to snuggle
>twiggles starts to get suspicious as you are now starting to sleep in more and more
>but you don't care as much as you should
>the next ritual requires you to be in the woods so you sneak out into the night despite all the dangers as you feel the protection of The Great Hoofed Ones
>you journey towards the everfree forest in the dark
>you have brought ingredients and all the necessities for this night
>you begin your blasphemous ritual
"Iä! Shub-Nickerath! The Black Mare of the Woods with a Thousand Filly's!"
>you dance around and continue to repeat the chant until eventually you hear it
>the clicking of hoofs
>they are here
>they have heard your call
>you cannot wait to be taken into eternal cuddling
>oh shit wait no it's a angry twilight
>you are taken back home and purple smart is very displeased
>she has looked through all of your room while you were gone and knows all of your doings
>you are taken with her the following morning as you are set before the princesses
>twilight tells them everything that you have done
>you are taken to ponyville's town square as everypony is there to see you
>you are put into a filly sized pillory
>Celestia gives a speech of your sinful deeds and finishes by saying
>"for the hideous act of horsery and the practice of horsecraft i ascribe you to be booped by all of the residents of ponyville"
>you realize what she just said
>your mind rushes to prevent this in any way you possibly can
>you manage to scream out a sentence before they send you into the abyss
HELP! HELP! ... ff-ff-ff-FATHER! FATHER! YOG-HORSETHOTH! ...
>but it's too late the town's citizens have already begun their assault on your muzzle
>life begins to fade away as you see the winking of horse pussy in the distance calling you
>you see mares surrounding you on all sides
>you hear the mares calling you nickering, whinnying, neighing and snorting
>there is no way you are getting out of this and you know this is the end
>you are now forever with the mares you so wanted
>eternally in pleasure with the equine kind
Horsecraft to think that the book would be out and about...
Me thinks that a user of the Nieghnomicon made a scapegoat.
It has to be SFW.
Anybody else kinda bummed out now that we can see exactly how many people have posted in this thread again?
I-I thought we were a bit bigger than that...
This is about the size we were back on /mlp/
36 poners that have posted, and however many lurkers.
Pupper released new code. It's cool and you can do this so it'd pretty neat.
My only complaints about the new format is that words break apart when wrapping to a new line and I can't keep posts highlighted so I don't have to scroll and find where I was in the thread.
>>265518>My only complaints about the new format is that words break apart when wrapping to a new line and I can't keep posts highlighted so I don't have to scroll and find where I was in the thread.
I will look into the fixing of the word-break. To highlight a single post click on the "No." before post number and you should be able to highlight it.
>>265520>To highlight a single post click on the "No." before post number and you should be able to highlight it.
That's my complaint is that when I refresh it removes the highlight which makes it difficult to find where I was. I have to manually add #[post number] to the end of the web address to get it to remain.
But I see now that the Auto update don't add an "No." before the post number... Something I am adding to the to-do list.>>265521
>Your sweet little filly waddles up to you.
>"Mommy, can I have something?"
"What is it my darling foal?"
>"Well, I was hoping I could go visit aunt Twilight for a bit, maybe learn a few magic things from somepony still learning herself."
>You couldn't be more proud of your filly right now if you tried.
"Why if course you can dear, maybe you'll make some new friends too! What do you need from me."
>"Well, you see, Imma need bout tree fiddy."
>It was this point you realized she was two stories tall and a scaley creature from the mesozoic era and this wasn't your darling Anon at all, but the loch ness monster in disguise.
"You get outa cher loch ness monsta, ya ain't getting no treefiddy!"
>Get to Equestria.
>Not a filly.
>Whatever, still Equestria.
>Start dating a mare, a few years later you and her are married happily.
>Things start getting heavy one night.
>"Love, I'd like to try something a bit... strange."
"Sure what is it?"
>Your face is held against your wife's pussy and you lick at it.
>Least you get to be a filly for once.
Calvin filly is best filly
That should be good. Thanks poner.
Curious about what brought this on. Did you recently have a discussion about how memory works or something? It just seem so fucking left field to me >>265286
What sven? There are many svens, at least three, maybe even four>>265423
Everything went better than expected>>265530
What if you marry and have a foal in Equestria and the foal turns out to be another anonymous
>>262851 →>>Fillies try to see who can light the biggest fart.>>Predictably, it ends in tears.>Be fillyanon in dragon lands>You and your dragon broskis have stolen a bunch of bottles from someone's liquor hoard and are now hiding inna cave>One would think that stealing from a 200 ton fucking firebreathing DRAGON would be a bad idea>But as long as the owner does not catch you then stealing is pretty much considered socially acceptable and happens all the time>If you can’t defend your hoard then you don’t even deserve to have it in the first place is the general consensus basically>You were nervous as shit when you set out to do it because the owner was pretty big>But now you are all hooting and hollering in your hideout, celebrating your first big theft and quickly becoming drunker by the minute
“And I looked that overgrown chicken straight in the eyes and yelled to him, I yelled ‘HEY! You pisspoor excuse of a lizard! I took a bottle of your whiskey, come and catch me if you can.’”>Boisterous laughter all around>”That shit was wild, how do you come up with all these crazy ideas Anon?”
“I dunno, I guess I’m just some kind of natural-born one-in-a-trillion greatest in the universe master-of-all superior god type genius is all.”>”In your dreams little pony. You’re lucky that old dragon didn’t catch up to you or you’d be dead now.” >”It‘s such a shame you were born as a pony, you would’ve made a great dragon.”>”The greatest dragon, maybe even the best, maybe even Dragon Lord.”
“Heeell yeah. Dragon Lord Anonymous, I like the sound of that. My first decree is that there will be no more work and free booze for all.”>”Nodragon works around here you idiot.”
“Well no wonder why we have to steal to get a glass around here then, all you useless dragons are fucking bums.”>”You’re damn right we are!”
“Just free booze then!”>”Free booze!”>”A toast to free booze and also Dragon Lord Anonymous.”>”CHEERS!”
>>265544>You all clank your bottles together and take another swig before loudly putting them down on the stone slab table between you>One of your scaly friends even lets out a burp as he does so, releasing an orange flame into the air>”Impressive” says another, “but not as impressive as this bad drake!”>He sweeps the rest of his bottle and lets loose a large belch, producing a much larger flame than his buddy which outshines the glowstones in the room for a good couple of seconds>”Ha! Pathetic,” says your third amigo whose competitive dragon spirit now has been ignited>“Let me show you hatchlings how a real dragon does it.”>Without even drinking anything, he just swallows a bunch of air and lets out the loudest belch yet>His flame is so tall it leaves soot marks in the roof and hot enough that it raises the room temperature by at least 3 degrees>With a smug look he makes a victorious pose and declares himself winner>”Another toast for me, the most dragonly of all dragons.”>”CHEE-”>”CHEE-”
“HOOOLD on hold on hold on for a second. It’s still too early to say you’ve won. None of you walking talking matchsticks have even seen my flame yet.” >”Pfft. What flame Anon? You may be an honorary dragon, but honorary dragons don’t breathe fire.”>”You’re not even one of the ones with the horns on their heads that catches on fire, how are you supposed to make a flame?”
“Laugh while you still can because pretty soon you’re gonna have to eat up all of those words”>One of the benefits with reincarnation is that you know all of the little tricks in life already>And you have perfect thing in mind right now to outclass these lizards and win this competition>Lighting. Your fucking farts. On fire.
>>265545>That is right, this age-old celebratory ritual that has been passed down through generations of fraternity parties and is a personal favorite of yours is finally going to be introduced into this world>You can really feel all those years of education paying off right now>You just need a special tool first if you are going to pull this off>You reach into your mane and pull out your vintage original series 1933 zippo lighter>One of the few possessions you have that followed with you when you died and ended up here>Most dragons only has eyes for precious metals and gems but if any of them knew how much you had to pay for this thing they would try to steal it immediately>That is why you always keep it on your person wherever you go
“Behold! Superior human technology!”>”Superior what? You saying this little thing will help you win?”>”Aren’t humans those the imaginary creatures you keep blabbering about?”>”Is it magic? Which trinket hoard did you steal it from?”
“Fuck you guys. This little baby right here will allow me to create fires bigger than any of you stinkbreaths.”>”Oh yeah? Then show us.”
“I fucking will. Just gotta light this shit up first.”>You open the cap with your teeth and place the zippo upright on the table>You fiddle with the flint wheel a few times without managing so much as a spark>Tfw no hands and can’t into precision work any more>”Come on, show us already.”>”Yeah, we’re waiting here.”
“Jesus fuck im trying alright, hold on.”>”Just admit that you were lying. You actually have no idea what that thing even is do you?”>Then on your tenth try you finally manage to get a spark which lights the wick, shutting their stupid mouths up real good
>>265546>All of them are staring, completely in awe of your amazing human tech>”...”>Before they suddenly burst into uproarious laughter>”BWAAAHAHAHA! THAT’S THE SMALLEST FLAME I EVER SEEN!”>”E-HE-HE-HEVEN HATCHLINGS HAS A-HE HAS A BIGGER FLAME THAN THAT!”>”ANON THE FLAMELET HUEHUEHUE!”
”I ain’t done yet you cocksuckers! I’m just fucking preparing.”>You jump up on the table with all of the grace of a drunken pony, which you are, and begin clearing it by kicking all of the empty bottles off>”Oi. what are you doing dude?”
“You’ll see.”>You have lived in the dragon lands for about a year now and you can honestly say with absolute certainty that you have thoroughly enjoyed every single moment of it>You might be a pony but the dragons here treat you like one of their own and you even have a small hoard of shiny rocks sequestered away for yourself>You know from some of the older dragons that there is a country full of ponies called Equestria out there somewhere but you could not give less of a shit about that even if you tried>But if there was one thing about your new life that you would like to change it would be your damn pony stomach>Whether it was allergies or simply spoilt food you do not know but something in your diet was causing you to expel a lot of gas which eventually earned you the nickname Stinky Tail>You have of course felt the pressure slowly building up in your guts for a while now but you held it in so far because that is just the polite thing to do>But all of that excess gas in your tummy is finally going to be of some use to you today>Lighting this bowel phantom on fire is definitely going to create a flame larger than any of theirs
>>265547>With all of the bottles gone you lay down on the table and roll over on your back and spread your legs apart>Carefully, because you don’t want to accidentally set your tail on fire again, you position the still burning lighter in front of your exposed naughty bits>You notice that all of your friends are blushing furiously and averting their eyes elsewhere>One of them is even trying to cover up a growing stiffy between his legs>What a fag
“You bancha newts ready to see the biggest flame of your lives?”>”W-whatever dude.”>”Uuuh.”>”You t-t-too.”
“I’ll take that as a yes.”>Time to impress some alien lifeforms. HFY!>You clench your stomach muscles, relax your anus, and let it rip
“Witness me!”>BOOM!>A huge blast echoes through the cave as you explode like an unopened can of beans in a microwave>Where once was a cute little filly called Anonymous, now only a splotch of dark red remain as bits and pieces of you scatters all over the cave>A bloody mist lingers in the air, mixing together with the stench of charred body parts, and a layer of blood which covers the glow crystals drowns whatever surfaces not already smeared in gore in a crimson hue, making the entire cave look like a giant darkroom>Though your friends scales protected them from physical harm something about the shock from having witnessed their closest friend die as well as the smell of burning meat awoke some deep and primal instinct buried in their reptile brains>Later on when the elder dragons who heard the explosion finally arrived your friends were already gorging themselves on your remains and it was decided that for the sake of upholding peaceful relations with Equestria, who were still keeping an eye on you as one of their own and a real threat to all dragons current way of life, that they had to be put down>Your cave was melted down into slag and then collapsed and the whole thing was treated as an accident by the lizard illuminati>But you of course knew nothing about all of that as your soul had already begun its second voyage on its way to the next afterlife>As you drift slowly through the endless void between realities you hear a faint voice calling from somewhere far in the beyond>”Mediocre.”
Very nice. The ending was certainly something. It was magical in a way I can't describe, but I still desire the boring comical ending where everything is fine afterwards
.>The last final line SPOILER.
That would be enough to bring my spirit back from the grave to have my vengeance
I had given up hope of anybody actually writing any of those little tidbits, thank you. That ending was to die for
I need to get in touch with the writefag Sven. If there are multiple Swedes who writefag then I need to get in touch with as many as I can.
Well i did that >>265548
so here you are I guess [email protected]
dont know how long it will last so be quick
Was actually partly wondering that myself. I thought it was meant for me due to the company (I have done a lot writefagging before on this thread). However, lately I haven't posted much writefagging in this thread. Latest thing I did in this thread was this >>258514 → >>258683 → >>258684 →
also, while I haven't been around much for this year in this thread, I have been the sven that post most stories here. However, that might be about to change >>265544 >>265545 >>265546 >>265547 >>265548
. Well done sven by the way.
I'm the guy who is like a moth to the light when it comes to writefagging on this site and I'm the guy who stalks Glimglam.
>Celestia, Luna, and Cadence went on a vacation for a week and asked for you to babysit the foals Nonny (Lunas first foal) and Nita (Cadence and Shining's second).
>"We would have asked Shiny but last time he watched them he had them leading the guards against eachother in a mock battle." Cadence had said.
>Flurry was old enough to look after herself, Nonny and Nita were almost old enough, they could be left to themselves, just not to take care of themselves.
>They were playing in the room you set up for them.
>They were a bit quiet...
>You head up to check on them and quietly open the door.
>You're met with a sight that shocks you.
>One was over the other as they both made quiet moans in one another's mouth as they were in a deep kiss.
>You quietly close the door and back away.
>T-This is natural for fillies right?
>They're simply exploring themselves.
>They're growing mares after all.
>Granted you never did that, but they're their own ponies, they have their own experiences...
>Do you let them do this or do you say something?
>What do you say?
>Do you scold them or explain to them what they're doing is a adult thing.
>Nita seemed to be on top, did she see Shining and Cadence doing something?
>Do you tell their parents?
>You should just back away and act like you saw nothing.
>That's what you'll do.
curious how every other reply doesn't link properly when written horizontally
Check em' faggots.
So that's out of the way.
Had to reply with another email>>265557
Back on mulp we easily got over 100 every thread though so not at all the same
You know who to thank for thisThanks Scruffy, reeeYou thought I was gonna say the discord huh? Well you're not wrong, they re to blame as well as this is just more proof of fags moving over
Also testing, here's a bug(unless was meant as an attempt of a horse pun)>Clicking on the A in the image gives an option written "remane" instead of (possibly) rename
Twas originally a typo, but it looks like Pupper will be keeping it. It's kinda funny, isn't it?
We were at around 100 posters at our thread's peak, so this is about half the size we were then. I do remember some threads we were around 50-60 posters, so overall this is a pretty good chunk of the regular posters we had.Would've been nice if Scruffy never kicked us out though
>>265632>Woah, what's happening?!
It's not only the filly thread, but it's global.
The mood isn't the best I think.
Not if it reminds you of that one time about Twilight dying her mane.
>>265650>Twilight dying her mane
I have seen the face of the endless void, but this thing?
It scares me.
>>265650>Anon stumbles upon Twilight's mane dye and decides to give herself some highlights>meanwhile Twilight walks in on a messy bathroom and an even messier filly
>>265658>Anon ends up looking like a rainbow>All other anons call her a fag>Just another routine day
Need to get a real drawfag on this
Well anon, you know what to do.
You have 6 fillies waiting color and love.
God damn that's unreasonably adorable. Had to convert it to a more easily sharable format, here's a little something for your hard work drawfag.
no U, and many thanks anon
>You found a little filly living on her own.
>You say 'living', but cut and bruised up, diving into dumpsters for food isn't really a good life.
>She had turned to alchohol to block everything out.
>You couldn't turn your head and walk when you saw her.
>She was totally plastered limping around town at night.
>You stayed with her that night, she just talked to you about how she's made it, not sadly, almost proud, like she was talking to a good old friend.
>Eventually she got tried, so you offered her a place to sleep, which she accepted.
>She's been staying with you since then, for about three years.
>You had to make room in the basement, the treebrary isn't the biggest place, but you make do.
>She doesn't act like a filly, more like a worn down guard mare, never showing feelings but laughter or banter, occasionally being serious.
>But at night you go down and hear her panic in her sleep, whimpering as her hooves start kicking at air.
You want it to stop but you've been letting her be her, she still somehow gets beer, you don't take it from her, you don't know what she's been through and figure out right stopping it will chase her off or make things worse.
>But you need to do something.
>As you trot into the kitchen you see her hugging a bottle.
>"H-Hey Twi! Hic Hows it goin?"
>You hear the sadness in your voice, just the sight of a filly like this hurts.
"You don't have to drink like this, you know you can talk to me right?"
>She swipes a hoof.
>"Ah don worry Twi, I can handle ma self." She goes to take a swig, but you stop her with your magic.
"No, you really can't. You're just a filly, and you lived a way no mare would want to. You need to talk to somepony, if you don't want it to be me, then I'm sure one of my friends or anypony really. Just don't hide yourself in alchohol."
>She glares at you and yanks the bottle away.
>"I'm not hiding anything, leave me alone."
>You trot up and give her a hug.
"I'm here for you Anon. Please talk to me."
>She tries to push you away but you hold her close to your tuft.
>"I'm fine! Leave me alone!"
>She keeps trying to push you away but you hold steady.
>She begins to whack at you.
>"I-I'm fine! I'm... I'm!" Her hoofs get weaker and weaker. "Let go... please."
>She gives up and returns the hug and holds her head to your tuft and starts to cry.
>You place your muzzle on the back of her head.
"It's okay, you're okay now, Twilight's here."
>You sit there and hold the poor filly as close as you can, as Celestia knows how long of torturous life comes out as she cries.
Filly is destined for the thread. I hadn't posted these before this point because they were gifts for certain occasions. Enjoy.
What is filly saying in the middle image?
Don't click this one unless you want to see a big fucking shitpost.
Why does the latex suit look like an evil spirit?
Because I took less than twenty seconds to draw it.
>>265733>the poor filly stuck on diaper duty
Her sacrifice will be remembered.
Very nice. Green 8/7 would drink again.>>265733>>265734
To see such secret fillies reach the light of the fillythread is an honor.>>265738
All fillers are welcome equally, just some are more equal, and right than others.>>265743
You dun fucked up the post! Wait... that faggot me! Noooo!
That's a cute, but also a lewd? What even is this horsery?!
>>265732>Be Twilight.>It's years later, you still live in the treebrary and still have Anon.>She recovered from her times on the street, and alcoholism after she had somepony to help her through it.>She had started going to school and with your help passed with souring colors.>She did so good colleges were basically foaming at the mouth with offers, she ended up choosing one after getting a recommendation from Celestia and after eight years here you are, her graduation celebration.>"Twilight, Anon, how about a picture?" Celestia had asked.>You two come together and smile.>There's a flash and you feel Anon give you a hug.>"Thanks Mom, you really helped me out."
"It was a pleasure to do so dear.">The hug last for a bit and then Anon's friends call out to her to talk for a bit.>"I'll be right back mom." She says giving you a quick kiss on the cheek.
"Don't rush Nonny, go see your friends for a bit.">She smiles then gallops over.>You stand there and watch as they joyfully talk about what they plan on doing later now that they graduated.>"They grow up fast don't they?" Celestia ask as she trots up next to you.>You feel a tear run down your cheek.
"Is it supposed to hurt? To see her not need you anymore?">She hums.>"No, but it always does, while I may never understand how you feel being her mother, I still felt sorrow as I sent you to Ponyville." She says as she places a wing over you. "But that's a good thing, it shows you did a good job, it shows the love you put into raising her. Just look, how many fillies had such a amazing academic career as her?"
"Not many...">You say with a sniffle.>"And how many mothers would jump infront of a lazer by Tirek and over power it, just because they thought their child was still in their house?">You laugh as you remember that.
"Probably a bit if they had the power of four alicorns.">She snorts.>"But who did?"
"Me.">"Exactly. Twilight Sparkle, you're a wonderful pony and a amazing mother, I feel pride to know that I taught such a mare, and you should feel pride that you raised one that could go hoof to hoof with yourself in education.">You do feel pride.
"Yeah, I guess I do... but, princess, I have to ask.">You look up at her.
"Am I going to have to watch her... pass?">She tilts her head.>"What do you mean dear?">You look back at Anon.
"I'm a alicorn, that means I'm immortal. Anon isn't. I don't think I could take seeing her go.">There's silence for a bit.>"I'm not sure I'd worry about that Twilight." >You're confused.
"What do you mean princess, how can't I?">You feel the wing leave you and look as Celestia begins to trot away.>"Let's just say, despite not being from the same tree, the apple didn't fall far Twilight.">You think for a bit.>Then you think you realized what she means.
"Celestia, are you serious? Princess? Princess!">Your excitement takes hold as you gallop after her.
Damn Twiggles that's crazy, but I don't remember asking
I just had to refresh the page because it wouldn't auto-update
Would this happen to have anything to do with the recent site changes?
People like you are why we can't have nice things. Be grateful for all of the hard work Pupper put into this, realize that your browser isn't trying to kill itself from the strain of trying to run a single mlpol tab anymore, and then lurk moar in the new code thread that's advertised at the top of the page
where your question has already been answered.
Jesus I know this thread is full of diaperfags, but half the time I think some of you guys are unwittingly shitting yourselves...
i don't know what this is supposed to be but filly is there
It's still one of my things to be doing, but I'm still fiddling with that other story that's been eating away at my head. I promise I'll get back to it, I just need a bit. Sorry for such a late response, I've been slacking on checking things here.
I skimmed that thread before posting and didn't find anything, faget
You're a wanted criminal, Surrender or die.>>265753
Eternal comfiness, what more could you ever ask for.
Also, did you draw that image? I can't tell what the black flap hanging down is. It looks like a fifth leg to me.
Then clearly you need to look harder, retard.
It's nice to see filly enjoying her hooch.
>It's a warm rainy afternoon and twilight doesnt want the fillies playing in the rain
>Now youre stuck watching the little shits
>needless to say you're bored as hell
>one of the younger fillies trots up to you and says shes sleepy before yawning
"Thats your problem go take a nap or something"
>she looks up at you expectantly, almost like she is waiting to be picked up
>after a minute or so she starts to tug on your pant leg
"What do you want you little faggot?"
>"I want upsies."
>she begins to pout and squirm
>you sigh and pick her up, placing the warm green fuzz ball in your lap
>She neighs softly and curls up, closing her eyes and quickly falling asleep
>Your cold heart warms up a bit and you begin to stroke her little ear
>A smile spreads across her face
>Looking up you realize all the other fillies have stopped playing and have crowded around you
>You open your mouth to protest then shut it, picking up the snoozing filly in your lap you walk to your room trailing half a dozen sleepy fillies behind you
Play sleepy games win sleepy prizes.
Hold on, that didn't sound right...
>>265811>Filly the predator
(Lil' Fagget turned into Plush Fagget)
What do you think escaping from Twilight and living with someone else like Rainbow Dash or Celestia would be like?
>>265838>Twilingt abuses you constantly>Manage to run away>Everyone you try to tell about her abuse doesn't believe the princess would do such things>Finally collapse at the orphanage>Owner screams at you that you should be grateful to have a home and contacts Twilight>She warmly hugs you in front of everyone else, but you can see the coldness in her eyes>She beats you within an inch of your life that night, only stopping to use healing spells when she inflicts a wound that would've been fatal>Lays you down in bed, your sobs echoing within the bubble of silence around you both>"Goodnight, my little pony.">Kiss on the cheek>Cry yourself to sleep
>>265845>>265853>ITT: fillies arguing like the children they are
Who's a cute little edgelord?(You) are!
Must be a day that ends with y
>You were done with princess stuff and had a meeting set up with Twilight Sparkle to get to.
>That and you wanted to see your filly Anon for a bit.
>The darling was quite into writing about a made up place called Earth.
>It had little ape creatures named 'Humans' on it.
>You were quite happy she took up to writing, it is a good area.
>Maybe she'd write a best seller, something you'd ensure would be preserved for generations.
>You enter Anon's room to find a orderly chaos of paper laying around.
>You're careful not to disturb them as you enter.
>Looking around you find both ponies you were looking for, and realize the unholy duo have found one another.
>Anon quickly writes away as you watch Twilight Sparkle eagerly reading the pages.
>Twilight is the first to notice you.
>"Princess! You never told me Anon was so good at writing!"
>There's a reason for that.
"Yes, she's quite good."
>"She really is! I mean, these 'Jets' seem realistic, they seem possible to to exist!"
"I'm sure, now how about we leave the filly be, I'm sure she could focus better."
>"She's fine mama." Your filly says with a smile. "It's nice to have a second opinion on things, like a editor."
>Faust dammit, you already struggle to get her to lay down.
>May faust have mercy if Twilight teaches her how making spells work, you fear the creations your filly could make.
>Gotta separate them for a bit, at least until Anon is older and knows the importance of sleep.
"Anon, I think the chiefs may need help with a red velvet cake I ordered."
>The filly's hoofs skid across the floor a bit before she takes off out the door.
"I believe we had a meeting Twilight dear, I'm sure Anon would be fine with send her work to her favorite aunt."
>Her eyes go wide.
Still can't fucking sleep.
"So, you love a good story do you?"
"You want to know how to tell one?"
"Alright, but I require a small fee."
>Sweetie grumbles, but she and the other crusaders manage to produce twenty bits.
>Slipping them into your bag, you grin and rub a hoof on the ground.
"Like anything, telling a story is something some have a knack for. I wasn't so lucky starting out, but the raw skill doesn't matter. It's what you build over time."
>"Well, how do yah build your skills?"
"Like you build them with anything else, practice and dedication. I'm sure Twilight would let you borrow some books from the library."
>They nod, clearly beginning to become bored.
"But don't neccesarily start with the classics. At your age, they'll just bore you and turn you off from-"
>"Anon, you said you'd tell us something cool! This is Egghead stuff!"
>You groan and resist the urge to tell Scootaloo that the only thing eggy around was her idol's ponut after a night at Gilda's.
"You can't just expect to immediately be good at this kind of stuff. In fact, that's the problem with a lot of your pursuits. You put too much focus in the instantaneous and not enough in just trying to build valuable skills. Imagine if you got your cutie-marks in some mundane shit like helping your classmates solve interpersonal problems."
"No, I just fucking said no to- forget it. Look, pick out three stories from Golden Oaks and read them. Come back next week and we'll workshop some stories, okay? I've got a splitting headache."
>"Okay, see yah 'non."
"Yeah, see you all at school on Monday."
>You walk the three blocks to her house.
>Knock three soft and two hard.
>The door slides open a crack, revealing a white muzzle.
"New shipment in? I've got twenty bits."
>"Oh, it's you Anon. Yeah, h-hang on..."
>After audible rummaging and a few uncomfortable squishing sounds you're presented with a cardboard box.
"Thanks Floorb. You're the bomb."
>The door slams in her typical fashion.
>You walk up the hill, unpacking the newest installment of The Succubi Chronicles.
>Time to get a little reading in yourself....
Excellent work as always Lone
i require more writer anonfilly -- it appeases me
"Hi Twilight, I'm drunk."
>"Hi drunk, I'm getting the paddle."
cool cameo. never read anything with nonfilly and floor bored together before but i think theyd work pretty well together as friends
If only you knew how bad things really were.
So close, yet so far
They are pretty darn nice and cute though, gotta give you that
nice trips, checked
What if purple eye filly is just an Anon that Twilight filly'd through the more natural way.
BitAssembly just draws Anonfilly with purple eyes for some reason
Those expressions in particular are supposedly going to be assets for Filly Astray at some point in the future
>>266025>>266032>not wanting Twilight to gently shove you up her snatch, regress your body to a clump of cells, then care for you in the most intimate way possible for 11 months before birthing you, all with a smile on her face
What are you even doing on the Mommy Issues general?
I'm not saying anything or going anywhere until I've talked with my lawyer! I'm completely innocent here, I swear they all consented to the experiments! Dark magic usage isn't a crime!
>Like with the last request, the request was requested, unrequested, and requested again. Here is the Mean 6 being mean to Anonfilly.https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/35156891#p35209365
I want to cum inside the little fag and have her tongue wash my dick after.
That makes you a gaylord.
GODDAMN that filly is THICC
Finally decided to start working on an Anonfilly scene.
Filly is exhausted after a long day of being a little shit, and Twilight is about to take revenge.>>265999>>266034
I asked him once : the purple eyes are purely for contrast, since otherwise a 2-pixel green spot doesn't really stand out on the sprite.
That's a nice sleepy fillyer you have there.>I asked him once : the purple eyes are purely for contrast, since otherwise a 2-pixel green spot doesn't really stand out on the sprite.>>265960>>266034>tfw you have to wear purple contacts to standout from the crowd of fillies as a job requirement>tfw getting all the slime, mare cum, and semen out of the contacts is a real pain in the ass>pic related>now that's alot of damage
I'd honestly want to see G5 with these as the elements of harmony.
>>266089>>266090>A disembodied voice rings out explaining the properties of the magical artifacts.>Apparently from the outside inwards.
Nyx>"(You) are the element of lurker, and no one actually notices your presence being the main background pony for the rest of this show."
Dyx>"(You) are the element of bait, luring them in with jackassery."
Zebra Shouldn't it be Zala? You sure about this script writer?>"(You) are the element of proof, being an anomaly that must provide the pics else getting out is the demand."
Luftkrieg>"(You) are the element of /MLPOL/, a perfect combination to help the rest of these fags for plot convenience."
Anony->"(OP) Anonymous, wait your fucking turn."
Apogee>"(You) are the element of lewdhoerspussy, because of reasons beyond your mortal perspective."
Anonymous the Anonfilly>"Finally, (You) are the element of 4chan, because you have the wisdom and fun of old 4chan, and the faggotry, cancer, and failed shilling of not old 4chan. Your only redeeming qualities is that (You) are an Anon, and know the bearer of /MLPOL/."
I am the essence of writefag.>"I am the essence of FOOTBALL!"
Littleleague>"(You) are the supporting character, and romantic lead for the series. The budgeting department ran out of magic artifacts. Instead FOOTBALL is inside you in times of need."
Lilly would be more of an element than Nyx. I don't know why Shino forced her in there when nobody likes her.
All the little fillers will come home. No matter how much one wishes they stay at the bar for a while longer.Some times regret comes in many forms.
While it is interesting of all the possible combinations. All I have now are regrets.Uhhh,
yay more content for the thread...
Have an unrelated pic for eye cleansing.
You know what that faggot Nyx's Creator should have made?>little black filly is named joy, acts cute and fakes amnesia to get adopted by Twilight>neo nightmare moon is named Nyx>they are one in the same>Joy schemes to get Twilight to fight to the top of Nyx's Castle of the Two Sisters and have a big epic fight with Nyx>Joy says "Let me talk to what they turned my sister into, before the end">Joy magically fuses herself with Nyx>the real Nightmare Moon is back! >but she remembers how good it was to be good, and is redeemed now.
The faggot author said he wanted to "Turn NMM good without a rainbow laser". So he writes a story where NMM gives birth to Nyx, who rips out every last shred of NMM from herself and crushes it. NMM wasn't "Redeemed" here, she was fucking murdered. For what? Just so a faggot author could shill his oh-so-cute oh-so-powerful OC through overemotional and laughably bad scenes.
Fuck Nyx and fuck Nyxfag.
This is the post, you should've just Ctrl+F'd for your name.>>265286
Came from ptfg so it's a bit faggy, but w/e
>Make your friend a sandwich since hooves are hard and they caught Ponid-19
>Kinda a neat variant.
>Basically a cute little batpony with a green coat and black mane
>loves getting pet in this form
>They'll be like this for only a few more days
>Some of their hair has already started to fall out
>They've been pretty quiet while they eat so you mind your own business, but something about this feels off
>go over and pet them a little.
>They lean into your touch but your gentle petting seems to makes them tense even more.
>You offer to watch several things together or see if they want to play some simple video games they can still do
>Maybe even go to for a short trip in town
>The disease wasn't serious and almost everyone was naturally immune or already caught it.
>Just in case you got her a cute little mask.
>Finally you ask what's wrong and if she wants to lay on the bed and talk about it a little.
"I..." she begins.
"You're tired a being a pony. I know. It's only for one more day and it'll never happen again though."
>At this, she looks at you like you just stomped on her christmas puppy.
>And then the water works come
Saw this in the movie night thread, please remember to bring the fillies home frends.
Movie theaters live or die off of their concessions. Most of the ticket money goes to the movie companies. By the time most of the ticket money goes to the theater, it's the third or fourth week. How often do you see a month-old movie in the theaters?
Problem is they jack up the concession prices too far, which causes sticker shock, which makes people avoid it altogether. If the prices were lower, people wouldn't be as shocked, and might actually be able to be up-sold into spending more otherwise.
Their order and the fact that he missed dyx+nyx and dyx+anon triggers my autism. How hard is it to just count pairs?
>You look into the camera, your deadpane stare perfected over years shattered after only two weeks of conditioning.
>Your mom views you with cold, calculating eyes.
>Your best goofy smile is plastered on your face.
>If it isn't goofy enough it's back in that cramped closet for the night.
>You don't like the closet, it's much less comfortable than your extravagant rocket-ship bed.
>She mouths 'go.'
>You pick up the foul-smelling plastic eggs the company sent you last night.
"Welcome to Nonny's toy review!"
He already did those two pairings in separate drawings though
Then why not include them? Still mad
This is advanced autism
kek>Filly becomes one of those child beauty pageant queens>Mother becomes more distant and focused on money>Starts developing an eating disorder from the neglect and stress
>Be the filly
>You had appeared in Equestria one day, and Twilight, or Purple as you kept calling her much to her chagrin, had taken you under her wing, literally.
>You were currently curled up underneath her wing and just thinking.
>She still thought you were an innocent little filly who had gotten lost, and couldn't remember where she came from
>At least, that's the story you were going with.
>In the mean time, you had managed to sucker her into letting you stay in her castle, though it wasn't that hard.
>She didn't even make you pay rent.
>Back on Earth, there was something that always bothered you about ponies.
>Faust had said they fucked like everything else, but what was the answer, really?
>You look up at her and open your mouth.
"Purple, where do foals come from?"
>She goes quiet for a moment, apparently trying to think about what to say, then she smiles down at you.
>"Well, Anon, when two ponies love each other very much..."
>Oh, she's just going to tell you the normal shit.
>"They get in bed together, and..."
>Wait, is she actually going to tell you Faust was right?
>"Hug! And then, the next day, a foal appears on their doorstep, left there by a great bird called a stork."
>...oh. She's just giving you the usual bullshit they tell kids.
"Twilight... I know that's not how it works."
>She just looks at you, confused.
>"Hmm? What do you mean, Anon?"
>You just shake your head, and go back to reading your book.
>Some time later that evening, you were laying on your bed being bored when Purple came in with a grin on her face.
>"Oh, Anon! Since you asked earlier, I thought you might want to see the stork for yourself!"
>"I asked around, and two ponies are expecting a foal tomorrow. We're going on a stakeout!"
>She pulls out a pair of binoculars and a paper bag with what you assume are snacks.
>Is... is she serious?
>Whatever, it was probably more exciting than laying here staring at the ceiling.
"Okay, but- ACK"
>She squees and grabs you in her magic, yanking you off of your bed and floating you after her as she trotted down the hall.
>"This'll be great!"
>She took you to a tree across from a small house on the outskirts of Ponyville, levitating you onto a branch before flying up to perch next to you.
>"Now, the stork is quite skittish around ponies, so we're hiding in this tree as to not spook him." she explains to you.
>You just nod, and watch the house.
>What was her plan, here? Did she just want to spend some time with you doing something, then go home?
>After some time, she opens the bag of snacks. There's a few apples and some crackers.
>You munch on an apple as she tells you more supposed facts about the stork, like how one has never been captured, and that some ponies think there's only one.
>She kind of fades away into the background and you start to zone out, but then you feel a huge gust of wind as the tree shakes.
>You look out and you can't believe what you see
>There's a giant ass bird holding a tiny basket in its talons, you can barely make it out in the dim twilight.
>You just lay there in the tree in awe as it carefully hovers in front of the door and drops the basket at the front door of the ponies' house.
>It flies away almost silently, disappearing into the night.
>"So, Anon! That's where foals come from, I thought you should know."
>What the fuck just happened?
>"I know how you feel. I remember my first stork sighting... they're really cool, aren't they?"
>You don't know what to say.
>She flies down and magics you out of the tree and you start walking home.
>You can't believe it.
However, there's no way this would actually make sense
-Ponies have no genitalia, which Anon would realize and know they don't have normal sexual reproduction
-If they had genitals, then they would reproduce the normal way
-The only other explanation is that they're vestigial organs, but why would they stop having sex?
>>266166>Be Twilight>Fucking faggot got played. You set him up so hard. She still doesn't know that you know where she came from>It was pretty easy to acquire the foal, the bird was a changeling you knew.>You couldn't believe it was this easy to fool her. She was going to make herself look so stupid when she goes to school and starts telling everypony where foals come from.>The thought fills you with glee, and you reach down and ruffle her mane with a hoof and give her a smile.>She smiles back up at you with a haunted look in her eyes.>Damn, she really wasn't expecting that, was she?>That'll show her to doubt you.
>>266168>pic>Twilight looks at you with conflicting emotions.>you would show her your graded paper, and it would have an A+ on it>with that you would get good filly points and one free milkie>sure binge drinking the cider stash to win a bet against Spike wasn't the best move>but, losing to dragon boi?>even being called chicken by the assistant?!>Well... now that your sobber it wouldn't have mustn't much.>BUT! As a sloshed filly that's a strike against pride that was redeemable.>Twilight still hasn't done anything yet, and moving would be a bad idea.>So you're still here grinning with the paper in mouth.
>>266150>twilight sets up an OnlyFans for anonfilly got her special "toy review.">Anon struggles to handle some of the toys she is no way prepared for and they were in not designed with her size in mind.
Reminder to hide spellbooks from curious unifillies
The path of the faggetramancy is a dangerous path to take.
>"Like what you see, faggot?"
Remember to abuse your fillies Anons
N-no filly lewdingit is hot though
Pic not related.
A few doodles of some fillies going medieval
Those fillies look bored.
Yeah, they'd probably rather be playing outside but it's raining.>>266242
Cute. I'd like to see more down to earth art like this, it seems like we never really see everyday filly life around here.
I'm not sure why this feels like it describes filly so well, but the feeling just won't leave me alone.https://youtu.be/_ScgO1dz_g0>Bone cracking noises
Sketches (#5 is anthro, I'm hoping only it will spoiler)
Those looks like some QT3.14s ...
more for the collection!
already love the art style
Grumpy filly is upset she wasn't finished weeks ago.
>>266262>Innaquestria>Foals aren't actually born, they sort of pop into existence>Mares have to catch a wild one to become mothers>This can lead to violent altercations between them if there's a shortage
>>266277>They always appear in the exact same spot>Thus an orphanage of sorts is built for them>They always are greeted by a hugbox of other fillies>At one point there were a lot of fillies because of a lack in adoptions>One Anon poofs in, but not as a filly>Cue a bunch of angry fillies beating the shit outta the hooman cause "why should he get to keep his hands but not us!"
>>266277>It's been thousands of years, and not once have you been caught.>Anons throughout the ages pop up as fillies>when a parent catches them they become their offspring>it's a vicious cycle>losing many good friends to the hugs, and smiles>but the one bright moment in all of this is that your friends comeback after the circle of life is complete>we wuz zombies 'n sheeit>The memories from what you've heard fade fast like a misremembered dream>The sole reason for your success?>The long streak of noting being claimed?>You wear a disguise.>It took many years to work your way up the chain of command, but this right here>this is why it's all worth it.
"My most faithful student, have you finished reading the emerald tablets of Anonymous the writefag?">"Well princess I'm not sure how the dialect for green text is supposed to go."
"Twilight, please join me in bed and tell me about it.">Using the disguise's wings to drape over a young purple smort she begins the tale.>"Okay, ummm, >rape>hoerspussy>Innaquestria>Foals aren't actually born, they sort of pop into existence
. . .'">Making all the best ponies read you bedtime stories is great.
Grumpy filly is a cyoot
Anon discovers the magic of a box and imagination
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned drawing a stupid comic involving a cute filly doing dumb yet family friendly activities is an act of pedophilia.
Your faithful student,
What, are you a bot or something? Come on, say something new
Eh, that got old fast. So what? Nothing else to say?
It's a bot or a dedicated shitposter. She's been around since /mlp/, we've learned to love her.
Has anyone heard of this anon before now? They seem to have made really good progress with this game of theirs, thought they might be here so I tried making a post to get more information.https://derpibooru.org/images/2202275
Nah, this is different guy. Kill Yourself fag is long gone, along with Fuck Off fag.
Yeah, he hangs out in the thread and posts every once in a while.
How do you not know that? Are you a newfag?
>What's the limit? How far are you willing to go for what you want?
"I'll kill, rape and raze cities. They all deserve it anyways."
>Good, good. You have thirteen days to cleanse this earth of all life but your own. If even one but your own remains-
"I know. Can you pull out of my mind? It's difficult to think."
>You spend one precious day planning.
>Obviously orbital bombardment, but how do you get into the atmosphere?
>Your friends over at NASA had the answers, and faulty promises of sparing their families went a long way.
>As you pushed the rods from orbit in the pattern your employer sent to you in a dream, the world looked for once to be a gracious place.
>None of the pandamonium reached you until you landed and began looking for active servers.
>You made sure to take precious extra time to torture every remaining straggler that had a prescence on reddit.
>Their waves of pain helped the awakening process, your dreams provinging hints to where the remaining 50,000 members of humanity resided.
>Nuclear codes were a piece of cake with the president tied up next to you in your challenger.
Finally, the count dropped to three.
>You had only hours left, but you knew where she was.
>In a town only an hour's drive to the west.
"Susan. I need to talk to you."
>Screaming comes from behind the door.
>You didn't want to use force.
>You wanted to have a nice conversation with her before she breathed her last.
>You step back a good twenty feet and slow your breathing.
>Oxygen is the inhibitor.
>As you feel your lungs burning, her outline appears in your mind.
>You take a knee and let the armor piercing segment of your RPG spatter her brains all over the bunker walks.
>You blink, and you're in her room.
"Twilight. You have no id-"
>"Your mind. You've done unspeakable things."
"All worth it for your embrace."
>You feel your new hooves in a vice grip.
>"Enjoying it? The authorities will he here soon. They'll put you in a nice, comfy padded room where you can peacefully soil yourself until you die."
"It wasn't supposed to go this way. How did you see so clearly?"
>"Other deities take on apprentices."
apologies, my brain's been atrophying pretty badly since the start of this quarantine.>>265286[email protected]
Hope the other three get back to you soon, and sorry about the major retardation.
Yeah I'm still here.
Project is dead for now because I'm kinda broke so actual work stuff is taking all my spare time.
I will try to reboot it with a Patreon soon-ish (like, next month or something) - with a better rendering engine and most code redone.
Managed to get the hang of the new HDRP rendering for the graphic part, but for the new code part I would like to switch to the new shiny ECS architecture ... except tutorials and documentation are nearly non-existent so that one gonna be a major pain in the ass.
intended for >>266335
Nice design! I wish you the best of luck friend.
Really glad Little League made it in, this time.
zala a cute
pls no bully
Who is Apogee and why should I care, Shino?
Nice art. Like the joke with Nyx.
A shitty OC turned into a incest/pedo icon.
So... fits right in with the rest of them.
Is she gonna get lewded?>>266135>Not a griffin
Also, wouldn't nonconsentually bringing in foreign materials violate the NAP? >>266180
Faggomancy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural>>266089>>266407
What's the Fillyvenger's first villain?
Also, you have the token zebra, but where's the token colt?>>266242>Anonmare forced to do filly's wishes
But what would filly's powers be?>>266365>Dimples are infectious via booping>In 20 years every pony on the planet has them
Needs more fillies, where's the love for princess erroria?
>>266436>What's the Fillyvenger's first villain?>A pair of wanted criminals are hiding out at one of theirs relatives in Ponyville>Relative either doesn't know or are too afraid to tell anypony>The gang overhears them talking and connects the dots>Be responsible and report it to the Ponice but they don't believe them>It's up to them to expose the criminals for who they are
or>A scary monster from the Everfree is terrorizing ponies that are out late at night>Mane six can't seem to catch it by themselves>It's almost as if it knew how to avoid them every time >Fillies decide to help>Split up and search for clues at night>Actually manage to run into the monster>Get chased around town but eventually manage to trap it>Take off its head>It was actually [insert pony here] all along!
or>something something another group of fillies/colts idk
>You're seeing your daughter Nonny to bed in a temporary home.
>She's had a long day, and probably doesn't understand what happened.
>You barely understand what happened...
>You place her in bed, and kiss her on the cheek.
>She just smiles her unknowing smile that brings light to you at this time.
>You begin to trot to the door but are stopped.
>"Mommy? Where's aunt Luna?" She ask with genuine curiosity.
"She left on a political mission, she won't be back for awhile."
>You lie to her.
>"Oh, well maybe she'll visit me in my dreams." She says with a smile. "I'm sure she'll be home soon."
"I am too. But look, she left you something."
>You say as you teleport a little plushie resembling your sister to your daughter.
>She smiles at it and gives it a hug.
>You again go to leave but are stopped.
>"When can we go home?"
"Dear, there was a accident, we can't go back home."
>She is hurt by this.
>"What happened mommy?" She ask, almost begging for a reason.
"A few support beams fell. It makes it dangerous to stay there. But don't worry, we will get a new home. I'll even let you pick where."
>You say with a smile.
>She looks excited at this.
>"I wanna live on a mountain." She says with sleepy joy.
"Then a mountain we will build it on. Goodnight dear."
>She hugs her plushie tight.
I want to see Peppermint from 11-54
>>266463Is Princess Luna implied to be kill?
She's implied to be on the moon!
Anon(n)ymous the true political mastermind. Making hoers mountain real.>>266478>>266479"Mmmn do you like bananas?"
>>266481>Human anus and slit
>Be A. Nonny
>On the moon.
>With Auntie Luna.
"Auntie it's because you're a big silly head."
>Moon pone almost snaps at the filly.
>The strangely dark coloration of the persona of Nightmare Moon just emphasises the duality of Luna's thoughts, and emotions.
>"My dear niece, why did you jump in front of the elements when your mother used them?"
>The green pony on the moon nods, and looks back to the world up above.
>The green filly smiles at her aunt.
"Okay, come closer."
>Blue moon alicorn does so.
>The intimidating alicorn gets closer.
>Her ear brushes against the filly's mouth.
>It take tremendous will power not to shout.
>So the conversation went on, and on.
>What have I done.
>My daughter is gone.
>My sister is gone.
"My little sunbeam said to make sure to read her latest dairy entry."
>It's a little hard to see with water invading your eyes.
>Making your way uo through the ruined home.
>The castle in the forest.
>In her little filly room with all her little filly things.
>Her book lies open.
>Ontop of a pile of cookies.
>Ontop of another book.
If you are not mom then fuck off!
So mommy this might be the last time I'll speak with you in a thousand years. Someone has to keep auntie from
doing losing going to do something regrettable. So I brought the cookie cabinet with the fancy time locking spell Swirly made for all those fresh cookies. They were really tasty! There should be on under this book. You know those dreams I've had about being human? Well, they have you, and auntie in them! They will be in the big book underneath everything. It has events from a potential future. Use it well mommy. And I'll always love you!
>Eating a cookie, and the bittersweet feeling flooding yourself fully. You open the book underneath it all.
>My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
>Season 1 Episode 1
. . .
>Be Luna/Nightmare Moon
"Niece you won't live past that age when we will be freed."
>"I brought the cookie cabinet!"
>I'll have to not reach back to Equestria to meddle with my sister.
>Preoccupied with keeping the magic or teacher designed, and watching for the most heinous of dream disruptions will be all I can do.
>Looking at the niece's expression you quickly comply.
>She should be effectively timeless in there, but the magic we could be gathering to confront Celestia directly would be used on her...
>Ah! But think! We have her daughter.
>And she is our favorite niece.
>"... and the future is cool! It'll have this thing called the internet, and comics, and new treats to try!"
"If you say so Nonny."
>"I'll see you in a hundred years, or in my dreams... would they be really slow?"
>"I found this in here, and a few books you wanted to read."
>A scandalous romance book was removed from the cookie cabinet.
>50 shades of Hay, by A. Nonny.
>Sister will never let us live this down.
>She can't kill us if we trap her on the sun instead...
Their first villain is Nyx.
I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately. I don't think clarity is good for me and I've had a lot of time to think. Everything I've written has really only good in theory, nothing of the quality I expect of myself. I've got a few writing ideas I can't convince myself to pursue but don't want to be wasted, so if any of you are willing...
>Nonny is a reincarnation of Anon, a human who died 100 years prior during an act of heroism that saved Equestria from certain doom.
>Her personality is unique, but Anon will often give her guidance and in some cases will even possess her body to get her out of a sticky situation.
>Her reincarnation aligns with the reemergence of the threat, and while Anon had lived a long enough life to die content Nonny hasn't.
>The passage of time is perceived differently for Anon than it is with actual foals because she has experienced far more time than they have.
>Slice of life schenanigans of her abusing this ability ensue or she solemnly laments that she won't have nearly as much perceived time to enjoy her second childhood as the other fillies do.
>For every filly that's happy for a fresh start in Equestria, there's one that wishes she didn't have to leave her friends and family behind.
>Anon dies suddenly and unexpectedly from a brain aneurysm. Her caretaker(s) and friends reflect on the time they spent with the little asshole. All sins are foregiven in death.
>/mlpol/filly has a run in with Seb and Didgeree. It goes about as well as you would expect.
Rise and shine, Mister Freeman - rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has... come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman... wake up and... smell the ashes.
All these fillies are here. Together in chaotic harmony.
Welcome back. Now go, and stay go.
Just don't reply.
Doesn't matter, I'm not bothered by his posts and they'll be gone before long anyway.
Chilly Filly never goes away of course, but I think I'm going to work on some other things for a bit. I hope this update will be satisfactory for the time being.>>264258 →
(https://pastebin.com/hJszADD3)>Be Little League.>You yawn quietly as you escape your strange dreams.>There's a spot of drool on your foreleg where Anonymous rested her head.>She looks so peaceful when she's asleep.>You hear her mutter something unintelligible before her back legs start to sort of twitch.>"N-no guargh...">You're about to wrap your other foreleg back around her when she starts flailing with her good one.>"No! Please, not the-">Her big eyes open to yours.
"Hiya.">"So I'm still a horse. Fucking months and I still wake up to that surprising me sometimes..."
"Hey, at least you aren't an ugly one.">"N-no you."
"So... wanna tell me about those nightmares Nonny?">"They were- no wait, I'm not answering to Nonny. That's a dumb name."
"You just did, silly.">She groans.>"They're usually the same. I'm working a bomb squad with no experience, panicking trying to set up the correct disruption device, and then all of a sudden I'm a little filly and the bomb goes off.">She looks forlornly down at herself.>"I still have all of my limbs in them though, so they might be the best parts of my day..."
"Don't say that, I can be the best part of your day!">"Heh, sure you can kiddo. You can start by putting your lips next to my lower ones and letting me pee in your mouth unless you're gonna get up and let me take a piss.">You nod dutifully, lowering yourself under the covers while keeping a firm grip on Anon with your unnatural strength.>"No wait League goddamn it I was kiddin-">You shoot up back next to Anon as the door slides open.>"Ah, a little filly sleepover. Takes me back ze time of my foalhood... ve vill have a special treat for breakfast, but first ze two of you must bathe.">You look at Anon and the two of you nod simultaneously.>Franziska scares you a little bit.>After you help her get her leg back on, it's time for a dip in the magical cleaning tubs and a good mane shampooing.>And so you do exactly that.>Anon predictably goes down the hall to the bathroom first as you dip into the hot water.>The room is empty, serene.>And most of all, quiet.>You dip your head in the water, opening your eyes.>The cleaning process makes them feel weird though, so you just shut them.>"League.">You jump, splashing water on the floor and looking around for who might've said that.>Your foreleg feels numb.>Be Anon.>Nothing like a good piss to remind you how good it feels to not have your organs stretched.>You open the sauna door and step over the rubber seam.>League is already in the tub.>She hasn't noticed you yet, so you silently observe her.>Her mane looks nice wet.>Her head is bent over.>You shake your head and limp over to the tub, electing to hop in with your prosthesis.>Not like it wasn't waterproofed.>"Oh, I didn't hear you."
"Is that so? You looked preoccupied. Talking to yourself?">The hair over the groove on her leg refuses to grow back in.>You have similar problems with where bits of shrapnel cut you, and of course the area around your bad leg is completely fucked.>"No, I just heard somebody call my name and... call me an idiot, but I think it might've been my leg."
"That would be pretty stupid, but it wouldn't be the most ridiculous thing I've heard. Did you hear anything else?">"No, but right after it went numb."
"Well, try dipping it back in the water, maybe it'll help.">"Maybe.">She lowers it in and sighs.>"You might've been right."
"Of course I am.">You grin and dunk your head.>...
"Hey Twi, where's Clover?">"She's still resting, but she was awake when I left if you want to talk to her."
"I would, but I don't think we should keep Franziska waiting. She seemed to have some sort of surprise for us at breakfast.">"Oh, then I wouldn't want her to miss out.">She quickly washes up and dips a towel in the water before trotting off.
"I guess sponge bathing is easier when you have magical cleaning water.">"Mhm.">You get out after a few more minutes before you towel off and go back into the living room. >The floor is wet...>"Hello, Fraulein Anonymous.">It's not Franziska.>You turn around.>She's just as beautiful as you imagined.>Clean white coat, blond mane and those brilliant blue eyes.>You stammer a bit before raising your prosthetic leg up in a salute.
"Sieg Heil, Führerin Aryanne.">"Oh, no need for formalities right now. I'm here as a friend, after all...">You carefully set your leg down, managing not to throw yourself off balance.>"You have knowledge from the future. Knowledge that may allow us to finally win this long and bloody war.">You hear hoofsteps and turn your head to see that the rest of the group have caught up with you.>"Now, let us celebrate our impending victory over Griffonstone vith ze one great thing they have ever created; pastries."
Sorry for the delay, check your inbox.
I just realized that the temp thing that I used can't actually respond, so I'll send you one from my official burner account
>Get raped in back alley
>At least if you have a kid, even at your young age, you won't be alone anymore
>Miscarriage a few weeks from term
>|She can't help but break down and tell herself not even her daughter wanted to be with her
>>266558>Be filly>Taken off of the streets>Sold into slavery to the highest bidder>Ten bits>Pony who takes you in wants to mentally break you>Finds out you're already completely obedient as long as you're given food>You even thank him after a long and grueling session of rape for giving your life some sort of purpose>But you're too fucking boring>One day you wake up out on the streets again
>>266559>BE filly>An ad for being princess for a day flys by>Decide to take over Equestria>As ruler you won't be alone forever>Princess humors you>Mountains of paperwork>Still alone>At least your life has meaning>It's all done>Most of it is rejecting stupid petitions>Get to eat high class food like hour old kitchen scraps>The bread crust has a weird after taste of chloroform->You wake up out on unfamiliar streets>again>Your whole body aches>Your booty has been plundered>again
>Begging for money in the streets
>A stranger stops in front of you
>Totally nondescript pony
>Usually you could guess where a pony was from
>It's a neat trick that sometimes gets you an extra bit or two
>Maybe he'll pity you and give you some place to sleep
>Soon winter again
>Would be nice to have a warm bed
>He looks at you
>You give him your nicest smile
>"Kill yourself pedophile."
>He spits on you and walks away
>You're so confused
>It doesn't even make any sense
>Guess that's what you get for daring to hope
>You don't feel like begging any more today
kek>"So does this mean I get to fuck horsepussy then?">>266526>"Buy me ice cream. I can do this all day"
I feel like this (inc. the old noncolored version) is a reference to something, but I can't find anything on Google>>266548
Filly isn't supposed to have arms>>266558>>266559>>266562>>266566
top oof. But I guess this IS an abuse thread>>266560
Filly is a slime monster now? Kinky
All this great green and art ITT. Keep it up contentfags, you'll all become good fillies
Filly is about to make some abominations.
Hey, at least she's trying to find something she has something in common with!
Only ten more years until I can watch dawn of the deep soul non-camripped
I mean anime bad
VPN detected. Nice try Jabir
No ree the only versions I've seen uploaded to torrenting sites are all camrips aaaa
>You roll over in bed, pressing the other side of your head up against the pillow
>You have a hair in your mouth.
>When you were a man this would happen every once in a while, but back then you could just reach in and pull it out.
>Now with your long mane, it seems to happen almost every night.
>Firstly, you brush your bulky mess of a mane out from in front of your eyes. There's a chance it might still be attached.
>When that doesn't work, you curse yourself for not asking to be a unicorn when Twilight made you into this.
>You didn't want to feel ungrateful at the time since she was saving your life, but telekinesis would come in handy right now.
>You've asked Twiggy to pull hairs out of your mouth no less than thirty times now, and she's starting to chide you for it.
>Well, this time you'll show her that you're a big filly, er guy.
>You raise up your hoof and stick it in your mouth.
>It's a tight fit, but everypony always said you're a loudmouth so the size isn't inappropriate.
>You can feel the hair now, and you reach out with your short-range hoof magic to grab it.
>You pull at your hoof, only to find it truly and honestly stuck.
>To make matters even worse, you had trouble walking on any less than four legs and Twilight had a meeting in Canterlot today.
>You watch as the sun slowly rises over Equestria, hovering directly above your glass-roofed room before Twilight comes in.
>"Still in bed, Nonny? I thought you'd already be up and off to Dyx's house on a Saturday."
>You turn over on your back and groan.
>You hear her snicker.
>"Well, at least that loud mouth of yours is finally plugged up for once, I might leave it like-"
>You shake your head as much as you can.
>"Oh, alright. Though I trust you'll remember the magic words after I get it out for you. Here goes...
>In a flash, your hoof is hanging off of the bed, dripping with filly spit.
>You triumph slightly when you notice that your mane hair is stuck to it.
"Yes! I did it! I got the-"
>You see Twilight frowning in disapproval.
"T-thanks for getting my hoof out mama."
>"You're welcome. Hey, on the bright side Celestia gave me the go-ahead to do those lectures about the impact friendship has on magic. What say we celebrate with some ice cream after you wash that stinky hoof off and brush your teeth?"
>You discretely give your hoof a whiff and curl your snout. Morning breath is pretty bad as a horse.
"That sounds great."
>Bringing the bicycle to these equines may have been a poor choice. At least making it more popular.
>The road to Canterlot following the emergency train track trail has fuck tons of bike fags on it now.
>That in turn leads to some road rage.
>Being a daughter to princess book smort ponies like to watch what you say.
>"Go kill yourself you pedalphile!"
>"Suck some bleach you thirsty hoe!"
>"Move over snail hoofed fagget- oh hey it's lunch time."
>"Oh! Good, how far did we get this time?"
>"Hmm at least seven minutes faster, time to celebrate! EEE! Is that Princess Anonymous?"
>"It is! It is! Let's go say hi."
>These ponies drive me to drink.
>"Fucking faggot with his unsecured BBS, practically asking me to take it down. It's like half of these ponies have never read The Cookbook...."
Hand over that lovely plushy and computer.
"Kill yourself pedophile!"
"If I can't have them no one can!"
"This thread will crash with no survivors!"
"For the filly!">For the filly?
"For the filly!!!"
I want to brush that mane.
>Filly never grows up
>Always a filly thanks to the spell tying her age to purple's
>And with purple being a immortal alicorn...
>Even as a filly, after many ages alive with purple, her hair soon started graying
>It kept graying until it was completely devoid of colour
>Filly never got to be of age to drink, but still wasnt able to avoid this curse of life
>After long, her hair started to drop, hair and tail falling together
>It didn't take even a year for her to become completelly bald
>She avoided going out for thinking of herself as an abomination
>Twilight herself didn't knew what to say
>So she let the filly get used to it on her own terms
>She always told purple she was a grown man that could handle anything afterall...
>Yet, months went on, but Anon never left her room
>Until, on a dear early morning, Anon was jumping on purple's bed
>A groggy Twilight just pushed her away, saying it was too early to raise the sun
>But the filly just kept on pushing
>Turns out, she had just grown new hair
>A single strand stood proud in her clean bald head
>A few days later new hairs started to blossom on her taildock as well
>She was so proud she went outside to tell everyone
>For the terror of every mare and foal who stared at the weird little thing jumping around
>It didnt take much until she had her full hair again
>New and pristine as she once had long long ago
>And so the cycle started anew...
This image is spoopy
I've always loved that video, but even though they're present in Portal 2 moving portals shouldn't exist based off of the game's own rules.
Oh! Pastebin embed works nice...
Didn't somebody draw a sketch of Chell filly with GLaDOS in the background chiding her? I don't have it saved, was over a year ago.>>266713
Yeah, that'll be helpful.
Someone felt left out but deleted their comment, I assume it was one of these guys? >>266549
Looks like this belongs to something longer but the paste is gone? Good job though, I can't ever manage more than a oneshot>>266484
Luna is best princess. good for her she won't be all alone up there>>266367
dark man, I don't think I'd be able to kill randos to go to equestria.
You're all good poners and I appreciate your writing. >>266651
Wonder if Celestia would recognize Dyx as her daughter>>266658
Never understood road ragers. does cyclists also get mad at others on the road?>>266701
hairless animals are wierd man>>266702>tfw when someone acknowledges you as a real writefag worthy of a pastebin>>266709
Trippy. I wonder how that works and if the developers knew that that was gonna happen when they made the game or if it is just a cool side effect. Imagine being lost in a place like that.
Sticking a portal to a surface shouldn't work at all, because...
a) Quantum tunneling would lock to a specific position in space, and would therefore be instantly yeeted to parts unknown from our perspective due to the rotation of the planet, the revolution of the planet around the sun, the sun's orbit around its galaxy's black hole, the galaxy's own movement through space, and the fact that space is always expanding everywhere all at once.
b) Any portal between two locations in three dimensional space would likewise be three dimensional in nature.
c) That's it. There is no c).>>266716
Realistically, it wouldn't work because there's no transitionary space between entering one portal and leaving the other. You'd be crushed by yourself like you'd be crushed between two walls.But I'd still like to see filly zero sum herself out of realspace with a portal gun or Magic Equivalent™ and become an imaginary filly in non-space.
>>266719>filly uses a magic "portal gun" to zero-sum her way out of realspace>filly noclips out of reality>she finds the universe's skybox>BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD!
>>266716>Someone felt left out but deleted their comment, I assume it was one of these guys?
I deleted that for a reason, r-ree
Thanks for the pity (You) fag, though I won't tell you which post it was I think some people might figure it out as I have certain odd mannerisms...>tfw when someone acknowledges you as a real writefag worthy of a pastebin
Of course you are. That short was great and deserves to be preserved.
This, a portal device between dimensions, or actually opening beyond our fourth dimensions would generate a portal that's a sphere.
A bit like in Interstellar's wormhole, or a blackhole's event horizon. It cannot be a flat surface, just a hole in three dimensions.
That's what a portal to Equestria would look like, in fact, it would transport you not on another place of the universe, but on a parallel one, and this portal will have to go through a place devoid of time and space as it was before the big bang, which means all the time and all the dimensions are simultaneous equal to zero.
High are the chances you will end in the middle of the vacuum of space, and die, or lost if you use a ship, unless such portal is locked on any surface with gravitation, which means a planet, or a world, being the common denominator between our Earth and the human's world that's also called Earth.
Again, we are not really moving in space or time, just jumping through alternate realities!
More green when, faggot?
>>266701>Filly never grows up
I want to go on fun adventures with filly.
Don't care about this guy>>266482
man. I can appreciate this great art piece while the other guy is for discrimination of anon just because she is different the most fillies her age, would bang her any day.
>"I AM INVENCIBLE"
>Anonfilly just kept staring at Anonfilly
>"GIVE ME YOUR TENDIES OR TASTE MY FURY!"
"Anon...drink your milkies"
>"NO, YOU DON'T WANT TO CROSS ME ANON"
"You are not yourself when you are thirsty Anon"
>As the orange filly started to screech, Anonfilly just stepped aside and away from the direction of the scream
>Lazily walking to the other filly side, she waited a bit until Anonfilly finally stopped
>"I. AM. INVENCIBLE." - She said, not opening her eyes
"Sure you are" - Anonfilly replied, bumping her plot on orange's
>With both ? marks hitting one another, Anonfilly suddenly found herself off balance
>Trying to quickly spin around only worsened the effect, as she fell back on her haunches
"I just walked around, now stop being silly and go get your milk"
>Anonfilly's face turned into disbelief
>A trick as old as this?
>It couldn't be...
>Not getting up from the ground, she raised herself as high as she could, puffing her chest floof before continuing
>"NEVER, SURRENDER THY TENDIES OR FACE MY WRATH."
>She hoped it wouldn't come to this
>But things were never easy with Anonfilly
>"NO FILLY CAN TOUCH ME, FOR I AM INVENC-"
>Anonfilly never saw the green hoof coming
"Boop, there, now go drink your milkies, maybe you can get purple to make you your own tendies after"
>Anonfilly just sat there, thinking on what had just happened
>Walking past Anonfilly, Anonfilly gave her a friendly swat with her tail
>Neither of them looked back at each other as she walked away, but Anonfilly stopped after reaching the door
"Oh, and if even a single tendie is missing tommorrow I know who to go for, so don't even think about it filly"
>And then she left as Anonfilly just gave a muffled ree, moving to the fridge for her milk and promising herself to never talk of this again
I'm sorry for any possible aneurysm from so much filly filly
>>266782>Tfw cant delete and better colour code
Green speeches is orange filly, black ones is green filly, only thought of inverting after the fact
This filly wants the smokes.
s'okay. By the way, I just realized how fitting it would be if orange filly really loved Fanta (or the Equestrian equivalent of it) given its inception in Nazi Germany and its similar color to her coat. Maybe she could go on cursing about how all of the Fanta ads these days have too many niggers in them...
>>266570>Filly isn't supposed to have arms
nah i have the suck at writes
>>266795>Filly is a vampire
>Anon, sat on her oddly shaped cloud, gazing down somberly at the schoolyard where the foals of Ponyville, dressed for winter, played and frolicked, hurling snowballs at each other from makeshift trenches, walls and repurposed playground equipment as cover.
>Laughter rang out in the clear winter air with puffs of steam following.
>Rugged up herself by an overly concerned Twilight, Anon picked up the little white coated and blonde maned pony doll she'd had Rarity make for her.
>Clearing her throat, Anon did her best to shift her filly voice to a deeper, more baritone one as she spoke out the side of her mouth, her voice still decidedly that of a filly, puppeteering the little Aryanne doll as she did.
>"So, Anonymous, I suspect you have a good reason for pulling me away from my... Duties?"
>Setting the enchanted doll back down on the cloud bed, the filly took a stiff stance, gazing down at the playground again, the tide beginning to turn from its stalemate.
>She spoke clear and true, with an authoritarian tone in her regular voice as she looked at the doll.
"Your vodka can wait, my good Aryanne. Come, stand here, you need to see this."
>The filly picked up the doll and sat her firmly by the edge of the cloud, careful that it not fall off to the chaos below.
>Putting on a deep voice again, Anon spoke languidly, waving a wing dismissively.
>"I know all about the changelings, Anonymous. We've all seen the tapes a hundred t-."
>She quickly cut herself off, a hoof shaking the doll in its spot as she gestured to the foals below with her other wing.
"You've seen nothing! Dissecting a dead changeling in a lab is one thing, unleashing them on ponies is another!"
>Anon poked the doll in the chest with the outstretched wing firmly, glancing at both the doll and the playground.
"You must go into this with both eyes open."
>Tone shifting to a wearied one, she gestured down at the foals again, one side was very clearly losing, foals from the treeline swarming closer to those entrenched by the playground equipment, tackling them in mock wrestle matches intersperesed with fits of laughter.
"Once started, there's no going back."
>Anon gave the doll a very serious look straight in its button eyes.
"Are you prepared to go all the way with this, Aryanne?"
>The filly puppeteered the doll, making it look between herself and the playground for a moment before she spoke.
>"Yes. Yes, I am prepared to go all the way, my good admiral."
>Anon bore a satisfied expression as she sat back on her cloud.
"Good. Good, I knew I could count on you."
>Below, the foals that had been holding the playground equipment were only moments away from being completely defeated by the foals that had decided they'd much rather get close and personal over throwing snowballs, the laughter rising in volume.
>Anon put on a different voice entirely, making radio noises with her mouth as she looked back at the second doll, that had up to now been couched at the back of the cloud on a little misshapen cloud seat.
>"Admiral, the colonist's base will be overrun in a matter of minutes, shall we intervene?"
>The filly shook her head, gazing down at the playground again as the losing side made their last stand, their former comrades joining the other side in swarming them, even as Anon used her pegasus magic to take control of the little cloud she sat on.
"Take us into orbit, Mr Smartypants. We have seen enough."
>She began to hum a tune as she used her wings to guide the cloud higher into the air and back towards the town, making sure both dolls were secured from falling below where the last of the foals were being dogpiled.
>Twilight would be expecting her back at the library soon, anyway.
Faggot, your green was a ton of fun (even if it was a bit of a mess). I'd love to see it continued.
Cute. Uni and erf fillies tend to be the ones we see the most, a pega is a nice change of pace.
>>266797>"Admiral, the colonist's base will be overrun in a matter of minutes, shall we intervene?"
Filly will save us all.
>poorfilly begs outside your door
>tell her to fuck off your home
>poorfilly dies in cold
>ghost starts haunting you
>writes creepy messages like "im gonna snuggle the shit out of you faggot"
>you have to fuck her dead body to stop the curse
>>266852>filly turned into a rabbit>abomination
I can't describe the disgust I feel.
Thread has been kinda slow, anyfilly else dealing with finals right now?
no, but best of luck on those!
Don't worry, Twilight can reverse it. Unless Angel gets his way.
Are they gonna breed like rabbits?
for 3d filly:
>For those interested.
>I am thinking about releasing the source files.
>I don't think I can proceed any further with this project.
3rd is courtesy of the niggerpedos at mlpg
fuck, actually theres quite a few here that i dont believe have been posted before, but i am retarded
starting with derpi shit, then autism from home
love you too filly
That's a huge filly pic dump.
does someone need diapers?
>>266930>baby anonfilly with fluffy chest
And I thought I'd seen everything.
Release filly immediately.
All of the diaperfags have been circlejerking in the discord, I assume. However, there were darker days when they posted to the thread...
>>266935>>266965>newfags haven't even seen the full pic years ago on /mlp/
Im gonna shit my pullups twilight and you cant stop me
Yeah, I've seen it. Hence why I was saying diaperfags are extinct in the thread now.>>266788>>266973
Away! Away you cursed beasts!
Top qt fillies
But should I even ask what happened after filly pressed the big red button?
u draw gud fillies
>Be Writefag Filly
>"Why do you start these stories like that every time?"
>Twilight why must you ruin the flow of writing.
"What do you mean?"
>"Wouldn't it be nicer to start with >Everypony is having a good time?"
> . . .
>Oh shit I have an idea...
>"Then everypony had a nice time and when home."
>Come on write me a story book hoersr I believe!
"Then what happened?"
>"They all lived happily every after?"
"The details, or some conflict. Some Wham, some Zam, some Kabloom! A lyn-unch party with friends all dressed up."
>"Well, i suppose I do have something in mind."
What if the story started with both?
>Later brain, right now we are focusing on getting Twilight to write us a story.
>A greentext story!
>"Yeah! I have just the book to help us with this!"
>Soon! Soon! The purple text story will be upon us!
I don't think anybody ever uploaded this here. Do I get a reward?
Only if she gets ones as big as Milky's funbags
Doubt you can enough for a milkshake from those
>>267042>You and your filly BFFs had the best fucking idea>After a few weeks of doing well on tests and all acting like really good girls, you managed to get your reward schedules synchronized >When you all got in line one after the other, most of your momfus bore nervous expressions>Well, maybe excepting Derpy, but you're pretty sure she was just focused on asking her little sunshine what she wanted>As you had all planned, the answer was vanilla.>There was a table reserved for birthday parties and special events in the parlor, but since it was seldom used and there were usually more than enough customers to accomodate ten ponies sitting at a single table, you all strolled over to it, sitting across from your moms and directly facing the windows.>Well, not quite across. As the plan had dictated, four-eyes had come in yesterday near closing hours and positioned the chairs so that the five of you wouldn't be blocked from perfect view of the outside world.>There were a shit ton of actual foals outside, all according to keikaku.>You all exchange looks and Mac, (who was one year away from being an electrical engineer before he fell four stories onto some rebar during an internship) descretely activates a radiotransmitter.>She then starts to rapidly tap her left hoof on the table. >You all start your mental countdowns.>Three.>Two.>One.
"Ooooh!">"Deeper!">"Paint my insides white like one of your French girls!">"Hey, wanna tie me up for round two?">"I'm floating on cocks!">The white ice cream dripping down your muzzles coupled with clever placement of speakers by Shorty insures that every last filly and colt playing outside will turn towards you.>You grin through your bad hentai quotes, making a mess of your coat and face as you drip ice cream everwhere and talk into the tiny concealed microphone.>You're pretty sure most of the colts have tiny boners.>Fucking faggots, don't they know you all used to be men?
Epilogue>Twilight tanned your ass red, but even with the tears running down your face you couldn't stop laughing.>Cheerilee said something with quite a bit of venom in her voice as she dragged Mac out by the scruff of her neck, but you know she opposed physical punishments.>Lyra looked to be enjoying Cel's antics at first, but after looking around at the disapproving glares of mosr of the other adopted mothers she straightened her face and gave her filly a six minute timeout.>Fargo got pulled into the bathroom right away, and you heard nothing but screaming or crying while Twilight carried you out the door.>Guess that's what you get with Harshwhinny.>You think Four-eyes is gonna be whitewashing fences for a few weeks.>Lucky bastard will probably just Tom Sawyer it though.>And as for your favorite rat bastard Hornet...>Derpy was too slow to understand what was going on and didn't punish her at all.>God dammit, you knew there was a reason she was the one who always orchestrated your pranks.
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Nonny."
10/10, would engage in mischief again
Momfus want ice cream too.
Derpy is best momfu because she loves you and doesn't care if you're bad.
"Mommy, can you make a me-shaped pancake?"
>"Well, I'll do my best."
>>267088>"Here you go! Hope you like it."
"It's kinda... small.">"An excellent observation. So are you."Boop
>>267089>A thicc Anon from Russia joins the fray.>"You are so tiny! Tiny baby m-">"Uhh oh some one is building diaper changing station!">>267089>>267088>>267081>>267075>>267042
Thanks for all the delicious poners. They're awesome. I hope to see more later.
I wanna get booped by my momfu
sounds like some heavy-handed shenanigans to me, looks like Anon should just scrap the pancake idea and just make a sandwich instead. Pootis.
Brave fillies get ice cream
>Filly likes Aunt Celestia.
>Doesn't know any better when she's young and tells her she's going to marry her when she is older.
>"Of course dear."
>Filly forgets as she grows up.
>She hits pony adult hood.
>Luna starts talk about her settling down and getting married.
>"If I'm remembering correctly she's supposed to marry me."
>Mare gets a big blush on her face and and hides behind her wings.
"Oh my faust..."
>"That's not how you're supposed to propose~"
Removed the tumor.
based anon, thank you
now i get to leave that other shit spoilered and never see it, and get filly porn!
>>267129>Filly getting boned
>>261968 →>Trust Once Lost>>A Little Greenhorn
Paper Stack resisted the urge to trot in place like a filly who needed to use the restroom, instead taking a seat near the head of the long conference table. She couldn’t help but nervously tap her hoof as she fretted over the room’s lighting. At first, she had thought to leave all the lights on full brightness to show that the hospital was fully operational during Princess Luna’s night, but then she had wondered if having the lights so bright would be an insult to the night and the work that Princess did making the beautiful night sky.
In sharp contrast to Paper Stack’s excess energy, Redheart walked with the exaggerated deliberation of a pony that wasn’t entirely sure of their balance; her focus on ensuring the precious coffee cradled in her fetlock would not spill. The mare let out an explosive sigh as she took her seat next to Paperstack. Redheart’s eyes closed for a moment before she shook her head and took a sip of her coffee. The bitter triple-strength instant coffee was scalding hot and the nurse grumbled as it burned the top of her mouth slightly.
The Orthopedic surgeon Dr. Stone sat across from the mares and his expression was true to his namesake. Beside him, Dr. Asure Light, Green’s Neurologist was arranging some notes in front of her, but it was clear from the small number of pages and her lack of focus that her fidgeting served no real purpose.
Dayglow sat down next to Redheart and the fluro pegasus gave her friend a comforting shoulder squeeze. The doors opened and everypony turned in unison, but rather than the Alicorn they were expecting they were met with an aggravated Dr. Red Cross. He made his way over to Paperstack and spoke to her in a slightly hushed tone as if everypony else in the room couldn’t hear him easily.
“Alright, I’m here,” He stated. “But I can’t stay long, I’ve had to leave an intern in charge of the ER.”
“Is Emergency busy tonight?” Paper Stack queried.
“Well, not yet.” The stallion admitted.
“Do you have any critical patients?” She pushed.
“No.” The stallion sighed, “But-”
“Then they’ll be fine.” Paper Stack cut him off, “If anything happens I’m sure they’ll come get you. This is no different from you taking lunch in the break room.”
Not wanting to press the administrator further, the doctor took a seat next to Dayglow so he was closest to the door.
“Did Princess Luna really ask for this meeting to be in the middle of the night?” Red Cross grumbled. “Doesn’t she have any consideration for other ponies’ sleep schedule?”
Paperstack shot him a glare.
“She didn’t have to ask!” She said curtly, “We work to the Princess’ schedule, not the other way around.”
Red Cross was about to respond when the doors opened, but nopony was there.
At the sound of somepony clearing their throat, they sat up in their seats so they could see over the table. A tiny Thestral flapped his wings once to spring up onto the table. He was well-muscled and his keen eyes swept across the room looking for anything out of place. After a moment of observation, he spoke.
“Announcing her majesty Princess Luna, her highness Princess Sparkle, and company.” The small bat spoke officiously.
The ponies at the table rose from their seats, turning their attention to the door. Paperstack had to nudge Redheart to break the trance-like stare she was giving her coffee cup.
Twilight had protested when Mango insisted on checking the room before they entered. She and Princess Luna were two of the most powerful beings in Equestria and they hardly needed bodyguards in Ponyville of all places. Luna merely smiled and told her to let Mango do his job, however unnecessary it might be.
For Twilight it was still profoundly awkward to see ponies bowing to her. Luna easily took it in stride, walking around to take her seat on the provided cushion at the head of the table; the hospital likely had no chairs to fit her frame. Despite this, she remained at eye level with the assembled ponies. Luna gave Mango a glance as if to question why he was standing on the table, but she remained silent. Mango leapt off the table and quickly replaced Princess Twilight’s pillow with a chair so that the smaller princess could see over the edge. Applejack grabbed a chair for herself and seated herself next to Twilight.
Mango gave AJ a harsh look but didn’t challenge the mare’s decision to seat herself at the head of the table with the princesses. The guard took up a position in a corner of the room where he could see the entrance and the windows.
“You may be seated,” Luna granted.
“Princess Luna, Princess Twilight,” Paper Stack greeted, “You honor us with your presence. I hope you were not inconvenienced.”
“The timing is most agreeable to us, but we grow concerned that our presence here has disrupted the work you do here,” Luna replied, “We would not wish to take your time away from caring from sick ponies.”
“Princess, I assure you that our quality of care will not be affected,” Paper Stack explained, “A progress review meeting is a normal part of our routine, to ensure patients are being treated in accordance with best practice.”
“Naturally. And are these meetings typically held so late at night?”
“With the twenty-four-hour nature of our work progress review meetings can be held at whatever time is necessary.”
“Verily,” Luna decided not to press the administrator on her obvious half-truth. “You may proceed.”
“Since there are some non-medical ponies present I will remind everypony that any specific information about the patient is considered confidential and should not be disclosed to anypony not involved in her treatment without the permission of the patient and her appointed guardian.” Paper Stack instructed.
After a moment of tense silence, Dr Stone was the first to speak.
“The patient suffered a simple transverse fracture of the cannon bone with displacement and a comminuted fracture to her long pastern.” The unicorn stallion spoke in a monotone, “Injuries were consistent with a high energy impact to her lower left foreleg. I performed a Coltfield-Cooper lateral comparative symmetry relocation. The long pastern needed additional stabilization so a tri-axial mana-guided closed-field internal fixation was executed with a standard pattern seven technique requiring six point three inches of Mythril bio-thaumatic wire and four anchor screws. The operation was successful and the probability of further complications is less than one percent.”
Paperstack managed to pre-empt the inevitable demand from the princess that he ‘speak Equish’ and quickly summarised.
“Her leg was badly broken, but she will make full recovery,” Paperstack struggled not to roll her eyes in exasperation at the oblivious doctor. “Red Cross, you were the first to see Green, perhaps you can give us a better overview?”
Dr. Cross swallowed nervously and wished he had some papers in front of him to pretend to shuffle.
“‘Green’ is a unicorn filly presenting to the emergency room with confusion, reduced level of consciousness, and a broken foreleg,” The earth pony stallion said, “Witnesses report she was found in the Everfree Forest injured and confused. When we were unable to determine her identity I ordered a muzzle to tail assessment, blood and urine tests, dental X-ray to determine her age, a head CT to rule out brain injury and X-rays to assess her injured leg. The on-call radiologist confirmed there was no brain injury so I referred Green to Dr. Stone in orthopedics.”
“We are unfamiliar with much of what you have described,” Luna queried, “Tell us truly, what was her condition when you first saw her?”
“She was barely conscious, feverish, too confused to answer questions. Her coat was dirty, covered in scrapes and bruises, and her foreleg was badly broken,” Dr. Cross described. “She seemed to be in a great deal of pain but we could not administer any pain relief for fear of masking her neurological symptoms.”
The words stung Luna more than she had expected. She couldn’t help but feel she was somehow responsible. After all, it was her failure to locate the filly that had led to the child’s injury.
“In her dreams, the filly hath let slip to us that ‘twas not the first time she has been injured so.” Luna said bitterly, “What else dist thou find in your assessment?”
“My apologies, your majesty, I found no sign of past injuries,” Dr. Cross admitted, “I can’t say definitively without a skeletal survey, but if she did have a previous fracture it is well healed.”
The gathered ponies were somewhat surprised when Applejack spoke next.
“Beggin’ yer pardon Princess, but are ya sure she meant what she said?” Applejack questioned. “When mah sister an’ her friends found her Green was so out of sorts she couldn’t tell a pony from a Timberwolf.”
“Princess, if I may?” Dr. Azure Light interjected, receiving a nod from Luna before she continued. “I am Green’s Neurologist. On review, I believe that her delirium and short term memory loss were caused by a combination of factors. On admission, her pain, fever, and exhaustion were the proximate cause, but it’s likely that the medications we used to anesthetize her for surgery and later to relieve her pain exacerbated the problem. When we reduced her opiates she became lucid.”
“When the filly spoke with us she claimed to remember nothing of her life before the forest.” Luna questioned, “Surely this implies long term memory loss?”
“Based on what I’ve read from her notes-”
“Have you spoken with ‘Green’?” Luna interrupted.
“My apologies, your majesty,” Azure Light said, “I was due to meet with Green earlier today but she had some form of magical incident that required urgent testing and I was unable to do so.”
Twilight’s eyes lit up with intense curiosity but before she was able to formulate a good question Luna had pushed the conversation on.
The night princess sighed. “Please, continue.”
“From what the information I’ve been able to gather it seems unlikely that her retrograde amnesia has a neurological cause. She could have suffered a psychological trauma that is repressing those memories, but most likely she simply doesn’t want to tell us. This is pending a neurological assessment in pony, but if she’s not cooperative then it will be difficult to get a definitive answer.
“When we spoke she was lucid, though frightened and wary beyond her years,” Luna replied. “She did not mean to tell us about her previous injuries, so we can be sure she was not trying to deceive us. Her attempt to hide it, combined with her general demeanor paint a most troubling picture.
“Oh...” Applejack said, frowning.
“Though she did claim that she did not remember if it was her or… Somepony else, ” The elder princess said. “But that does not leave out the option. Are you certain that you haven’t found any healed injuries?”
“We examined her quite thoroughly, though it wasn’t a forensic investigation,” Dr. Cross explained. “We were looking for anything that was immediately relevant. I haven’t met with her again since her admission,”
“You speak of investigation, but we have to wonder,” Luna asked, “What has been done to investigate her identity?”
“When she was not immediately identifiable I requested a social worker review, as is standard for unaccompanied minors.” Dr. Cross replied. “Dayglow is handling her case, so she would be better able to answer questions relating to that.”
“I’m afraid there’s little else I can be of use for,” Without waiting for the Princess to dismiss him, Dr. Cross rose from his seat, earning him a stern glare from Mango. “If there are no further questions I should be getting back to the Emergency department.”
“Very well,” Luna commanded, “We shall not keep you from your work longer than necessary. You may leave us.”
“Your Majesty,” The Earthpony bowed to Princess Luna before turning and bowing to Princess Twilight, “Your Highness.”
“Unfortunately there has been little progress on identifying the filly,” Dayglow lamented, “Initially she was too confused to know what was going on, and now that she’s recovered she’s refusing to answer any questions. She doesn’t match any missing ponies in our archives, and she’s never been admitted to a local hospital, or attended any of the nearby schools. I’ve sent letters to my colleagues in nearby towns and cities, but I haven’t had any positive responses yet.”
“Is this sort of situation common in modern Equestria?” Princess Luna asked
“It’s certainly very unusual in a small town like Ponyville,” Dayglow responded, “But larger cities like Baltimare and Manehattan have their share of runaways and it can take time to identify them if they are uncooperative. In most cases, it all ends up being an overreaction or misunderstanding, and they end up being returned to their parents. You hope for the best in these situations, but it’s our job to prepare for the worst.”
“What is the best hope for Green?” The princess inquired.
“Everything we’ve observed with Green seems to point in a certain direction,” Dayglow explained, “She’s touch-shy, but that could just be skittishness from stress; she is very mistrustful, but we’re all strangers to her so some hesitance is expected; she’s terrified of us finding out who she is, and our assumption is that it’s because she is afraid of being sent home, but we don’t know why she is afraid. Children have trouble evaluating how important something really is; They might break their mother’s fine porcelain and think it’s the worst crime imaginable, that they have to run away from home and keep it a secret from everypony.”
The fluorescent pegasus sighed and looked downcast.
“That’s what I hope is the case,” The mare swallowed, “But the more we learn, the less likely that seems. She’s determined to hide something from us, but when she was recovering from anesthesia she said-”
The mare looked down at Green’s patient notes to read verbatim.
“She remembers a ‘guy’ telling her that he was going to “make her a mare” before being left alone in the forest,” Dayglow looked up. “She didn’t seem to understand what that meant, but the implication is clear.”
The expressions in the room ranged from sickened to vengeful.
“Thankfully, when she was examined, we found no signs of sexual trauma,” She continued. “And at her age, they would not be subtle. So whatever he intended it seems she got away.”
“If this were the case, surely she would tell us.”
“I’m afraid it’s not so simple, your Majesty. In these cases, the perpetrator is usually somepony the victim trusts, and Green didn’t understand what was going on. She most likely feels like she has done something wrong.
When your guards came to interview her she was still delirious but she was cognizant enough to remember that she wasn’t ‘supposed’ to tell us about what happened. She denied that she had ever been touched inappropriately, but she became increasingly distressed and told us we had the wrong idea,” Dayglow growled. “Somepony groomed her. They convinced her that they were the only pony in the world she could trust; then they did something that made her feel so unsafe she had to run away.”
“If she will not tell us, there are other means by which we can extract their names from her mind,” Luna stated with an intense look in her eyes.
“Your Majesty, I urge you to reconsider,” Dr. Azure Light countered. “Using mind magic on children is unpredictable at the best of times, and in Green’s case, some amount of psychological harm is a near certainty. By my oath as a physician I cannot abide in any course of action that would harm my patient, not even to save other fillies from this monster.”
“While I didn’t swear an oath, it is my duty to be an advocate for my client.” Dayglow added, “Green is not a criminal and we must consider her best interests first with any decision we make here. We are trying to build up her trust; if we violate the privacy of her mind she may never feel safe around ponies of authority again.”
“We thank you for your wise counsel,” Luna replied. “It would not do to act rashly in such a delicate situation. With that in mind, I should inform you that I intend to take Green as my ward.”
Good stuff mate. I was beginning to think that you'd abandoned us. Stay healthy out there.
>>267133>>267134>reposting with the :^) removed from the comment
Oh boy the moment draws ever nearer when the truth is exposed. I'm living the story so far.
I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.