/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>261340
It's that time again time for a new bread! 21-22 days for an extra long thread to live filled with content, friens, shitposts, memes, and importantly ponies!
Let's see what's in store this time.

>>261346
ImSickenedButCurious.jpg

Are there any pictures of filly wearing a "crotchboobkini"?
>pics related

>>261344
>It's been a long day.
>Tedious paperwork, oh Celestia the never ending scrolls no matter how much I try to denigrate it keep flowing back.
>Irritating ponies petitioning me to solve fairly simple solutions that could have been down at the lower levels, but nooooo.
>Every meal has been an exercise in managing my disappointment, and convincing rude ambassadors that trying to pull the blankets over my eyes doesn't work.
>In my reading spot, no regalia, I can finally relax just before I have nightly duties.
>I have a few minutes to read my favorite book in peac-
*SLAM*
>BUCKING!
>"Thgwli!"
>Don't shout at her. You're a grown mare.
>Just hold on a little longer.
"Aw what is it Anon?"
>"AH DHREW YEW AH PIHCTURE AHT SCHOOH TOHDAPH!"
>pic related.
>I...
>"Yewr kryng. Ish et thehd baghd?"
"It's beautiful. I'm just, a- a little emotional."
>Moments like these make it better.
>Oh dear what if I did shout her down could I even live with myself?
>Could she even trust me ever again?
>"Yehy!"
>She's my bundle of joy.
"Let's go hang it up on the wall together."

>>261352
>Let's go hang it up on the wall together.
You see? Purple is best momfu, again.

>>261351
There don't seem to be many. Disappointing since crotchbras/bikinis are patrician. Maybe Twilight should take Anon to Rarity's and get her something suitable for a growing filly.

So I've just had a thought on how to not be confusing (or maybe be even more confusing... I'm not sure). I'm going to be implementing it in this green. Feedback is greatly welcome.
This green is not fluffy.

>On a grassy flower field, a filly stood waiting. Her dark locks wave in the sun's rays, with afternoon dew bringing the stars to earth.
"Fuckin' hell Purple I'm cold, and wet, and I'm lost. I'm sick of waiting."
>Not a single being heard this green filly. Her face set in a grimace as her own complaint didn't change her situation in any manner.
>Her hooves are still shackled to the moist dirt. A dull ache from standing so long returns as body heat warms up.
"Fucking drizzle, I get Purple said she just had to get the plates because she forgot them, but I'm hungry for a sammich."
>Still nothing.
>Day slips further as her worry mounts.
>Hours passby, yet still the magical bonds hold her still.
>The moon kisses the lip of the horizon. Sensuality climbing into position on top.
>A stray thought occurs.
"Heh, going to pick up smokes at the..."
>It's night time, getting dark. It's a dangerous time to be out in the middle of nowhere. The 13% are also dangerous. Tangentially related is single mothers and the rise of crime. Blacks growing up without fathers. A joke about hearing the dad going to the convenience store never to be seen again.
"Oh fuck. Did she abandon me?"
>A cold chill creeps back up. Both from the idea of abandonment, and the literal decreasing temperature of area.
>Shuddering, and shaking from both of those reasons. A chance to have some more warmth, and the need to physically express the fucked situation.
>A prelude to the water works.
>A cloudy overcast roll across as a sardine can opening in reverse.
>Her sniffles could detect it, but that's not her focus of the moment. It'd on the rejection, the utter disappointment, the feeling of being taken advantage of, loss of freedoms in multiple ways.
>Perhaps it's a sick twist of fate. A monster of the week. Divine intervention.
>Rain, and tears mix, as the magical binds hold strong.
"She should have been back hours ago."
>Hunger is eating away at her self-discipline. It's abundant as Purple is now.
*Sniffle*
"Ha."
>Moon's dominate position in the sky brightly illuminates the area. Enough to make sleeping almost impossible, yet dark enough so the mind can supply horrid thoughts.
>This is after all a world filled with secrets, and mythology.
>Myths are really scary if they are true.
>Scared stiff the anonfilly waits.
>A flash of purple magic and there she is Purple
>with a belt in hoof.
"Twilight-"
>"Sh, shh, sh, shh, sh. Yoi've been a bad filly. Staying out so late."
>The narcotic stench of Sparkle's efforts to stay away, and aleart bare upon the sensitive filly nose.
"Twi-"
>"Shhh."
>The Purple Alicorn's wing tips touch something as a ling string of mucus extends from where she possibly touched a very important filly spot.
>The ice cold stoping the sensation fully.
>"Count how many times I lash."
"Please, no."
>Her decaying breath invades the air.
>"Good. I'm going back to bed, night."
>The illogically concluded conversion ends, as Purple disapears. Along with the belt.
>The magical binds still hold strong.
>On the grassy flower field, sleep came for filly.
>As day broke. A dity to keep the mind of the current state of affairs came to mind.
"With blessings of above, let the day begin."
>Despair reigns supreme.

>>261366
>"Good. I'm going back to bed, night."
As filly should.
>"With blessings of above, let the day begin."
>Despair reigns supreme.
I don't get it, if Purple came and filly is blessed, why there's despair?
This lazy filly needs a good spanking I think.

>>261367
I think she's dead bro.
>>261366
Far better, and I like the dark direction you took it! I've always thought your ideas were great, but I personally think this is your best execution of one to date. Looking forward to more, ya fag.

>>261367
Thanks for the reply I should have cleared that up some more.
It's a line from a song. The new day began. I think it's by the Proclaimers...
Spoilers, but it explains the ending.
The rundown is Twilight teleported to filly. This Twilight is an insomniac, workaholic, and is crumbling both mentaly and physically under the pressure of being the sole princess of Equestria. Twilight has a habbit of 'relaxing' with anonfilly to try getting some positive interaction from the day. It's BDSM without the safe words, and the word of the starts with r and ends with ape.
Twilight in her heavily altered mind starts going through what she normally does. Even filling in events that never happen. Twilight leaves without taking the filly with her.
Filly is still stuck in the middle of the field, cold and tired. Her weak attempts to try to move are stopped by the magical bindings.
I'm not sure if she sleeps, or 'sleeps' before or after she sings. Fairly sure it's before, but it is up to interpretation.
Her journey culminates in the sun rising once more. Her little song line is more to try to keep up the will to live.
"Despair reigns supreme." It's a line that means whatever you want it to. Her hope of being saved by Twilight is completely dashed, everything she knew is wrong.
If she lives or dies it's not really covered, but it is a possibility. I got kind of light on details, because I had to wrap it up to actually get some rest. Fully isn't in a good place with hypothermia, a broken mental state, and being unable to feel her body. If she makes it through it's going to be rough, because of everything that happened. If she doesn't it's... well at least it's a beautiful place for her final moments.
This is also an effort actually doing a darker theme this time.
>>261369
I like your ideas too.
Thank you, I really do appreciate that. I'll keep going this kind of green, and how I usually do greens to get a better feel for writing. Any specific thing really note worthy? (Good things, bad things, weird shit?) More will come... not sure when, but it will come.

>>261366
That's dark, nice.
If anything i feel this story could be far darker by elaborating on the filly's despair but as it is right now it's a nice grimdark green.

>>261382
>giving the CliftsNotes for your own green
Not that I didn't need it, b-baka
It's really good, but I read it like an unconventional poem. Making it more like a poem would add to the atmosphere and would give you an excuse to act pretentious.

Some shenanigans and a template.

>>261391
Kek, I hadn't realized that leashposting became such a meme that so many well-drawn pictures existed.

>>261388
Nice Hitlerdubs.
>It's really good, but I read it like an unconventional poem. Making it more like a poem would add to the atmosphere
I'll have to give that a try, it's not my first thought for a green, but I can see how that can work. Hunh, inversely is there a green of Homer's poem The Odyssey?
Thank you. I'll give it a go for a green.
>would give you an excuse to act pretentious
kek
I'm an Occultist, and go to college, with more knowledge than actual experience I think I can pull off pretentious down pat.
>excuse
Ah... I'm sure my literary masterpieces will shake the very foundations of which the wrold world will tremble in awe. In hushed tones told for children as a pinball, damned phone pinnacle of all of existence!

>>261395 →
Yea it is, pupper is working on fixing the code right now though so it will hopefully not be an issue in the future.

>>261427
A thumbnail error on derpibooru results in this until you click to expand

>>261366
>Feedback is greatly welcome.
Okay. It's my first time trying anything like this though so please take what I'm saying with a grain of salt. I'm also not a native english speaker so forgive me if I might seem retarded and have no idea what I'm talking about.
I'll start of by saying that overall I liked it. It is still very confusing to read but you manage to paint the scene quite nicely and get the point across well enough in the end. What I think makes it so confusing though is mainly a lack of proofreading and that the whole chain of events is just strange. So strange. Very strange. Let me show you what I managed to take away from it the first time I read it.
>One rainy afternoon, Anon and Twilight decides to go for a picnic out in the middle of nowhere
>Twilight forgot the plates so she magically chained Anon to the spot and goes back alone
>Anon does not question this
>After the entire day has passed and night begun, Anon begins to suspect that something might be wrong and is too anxious to fall asleep
>In the middle of the night, zombie/illusion/druggie Twilight returns to molest the cold and starving Anon
>Anon is unwilling which kills Twilight's boner because she's not into rape play so she leaves
>Anon manages to fall asleep until morning when he must perform his religious duty to praise the sun before falling into total despair

Just what?

You're leaving out a lot of information that I then have to try and figure out for myself. This usually isn't such a big deal but come one man... how the fuck was I supposed to infer all that >>261382 when you're giving me pretty much nothing to go on. My biggest problem though is that what little I do manage to make out of it doesn't really fit into what I'm reading which makes me question if I really understood anything at all. The way I see it is that Twilight and Anon actually has a rather good relationship because Anon trusts Twilight A LOT. I say this because despite being chained up and left alone for hours during a picnic Anon makes no attempt to getting out by himself or even tries to call for attention. It doesn't even occur to him that she might have actually left him until very late into the night. But if Anon and Twilight are on such good terms then why would she just up and leave him like that? And if they in fact weren't on such good terms with each other then why would they even be out on a picnic together in the first place? If this was a regular thing then it would make sense why he's not so worried at first but then why would Twilight abandon her only stress relief? Their actions just doesn't make any sense to me.
The rest is just weird phrasings and behavior which I think you could improve somehow to make it more understandable. I will comment on them one by one without actually giving you any real suggestions to improve at all because I'm unhelpful like that. I will also be call Anon a he avoid confusion so don't REE at me for getting his preferred pronouns wrong.

>Her hooves are still shackled to the moist dirt. A dull ache from standing so long returns as body heat warms up.
Shackles usually has a bit of chain to move around with, why not use that to lay down or dig away at the dirt? What does body heat warms up mean?

>"Fucking drizzle, I get Purple said she just had to get the plates because she forgot them, but I'm hungry for a sammich."
Is it sunny or is it raining? The weather patrol seems to be bipolar. If all Twilight forgot was the plates then there should be something for Anon to eat already.

>The moon kisses the lip of the horizon. Sensuality climbing into position on top.
Did you mean that the moon is sensually climbing into its position on top of the sky, or that sensuality is somehow climbing on top of something?

>A prelude to the water works.
A thing that comes before the water is working. I also don't get if it's supposed to mean that he's about to cry or that it's about to start raining.

>A cloudy overcast roll across as a sardine can opening in reverse.
I get what you mean but the lid to a can of sardines is a rather small thing and doesn't really work all that well as a metaphor for something covering the entire sky. Try something else or just go with the classic blanket.

>Her sniffles could detect it, but that's not her focus of the moment. It'd on the rejection, the utter disappointment, the feeling of being taken advantage of, loss of freedoms in multiple ways.
Can he detect clouds via smell? Because that's a pretty lousy superpower.

>Perhaps it's a sick twist of fate. A monster of the week. Divine intervention.
I really don't get what you're talking about here at all but a divine intervention is usually meant to indicate something good. I'm fairly certain that nothing good is going on here.

>Hunger is eating away at her self-discipline. It's abundant as Purple is now.
So he is losing discipline because he's hungry but at the same time it's already gone just like Twilight.

>>261443
>"Ha."
Why is he laughing?

>Moon's dominate position in the sky brightly illuminates the area. Enough to make sleeping almost impossible, yet dark enough so the mind can supply horrid thoughts.
Who is Moon? Don't forget the the's. Don't be vague about the sleeping part, just say that it is impossible.

>A flash of purple magic and there she is Purple
I would try to avoid calling Twilight for Purple unless it is being used in a spoken sentence by someone to avoid confusion. I first thought that suddenly there was a flash of purple magic that also turned Anon purple. It actually reads strange even with the right right name so you might want to redo this line.

>"Twilight-"
Who actually starts addressing someone with their name? An exclamation mark to express excitement or surprise would fit better.

>"Sh, shh, sh, shh, sh. Yoi've been a bad filly. Staying out so late."
Never mind that it was you that chained him there. Is this part of her game?

>The narcotic stench of Sparkle's efforts to stay away, and aleart bare upon the sensitive filly nose.
Here you have a chance to describe Twilight's current state and give me some clue as to why she's acting as she does but you do a pretty poor job of it in my opinion.
Firstly, You've given me no reason so far to suspect that Twilight would be using any illegal substances behind everyone's back. All I have to go on is show canon and there aren't exactly a lot of drug abuse going on there. So when I read narcotic I automatically assumed it was an auto-correct mistake which would make sense considering this later sentence
>Her decaying breath invades the air.
I suspect that this is the reason why Lone15 though that Twilight was actually dead.

Secondly, you put a comma right in the middle of the sentence which threw me off completely and made me read it as two separate sentences.
>The narcotic stench of Sparkle's efforts to stay away,
I read this as Twilight exerting energy into staying away from Anon (which she clearly isn't so it made even less sense), and that it is the effort, a non-physical thing, and not Twilight, that is somehow very smelly.
>and aleart bare upon the sensitive filly nose.
And this sentence by itself just becomes nonsensical.
It wasn't until I read you spoilers that I finally understood that Twilight is doing drugs to stay awake and that Anon can smell it on her. But that still doesn't explain why she is doing any of this other than perhaps she's nuts.

>The Purple Alicorn's wing tips touch something as a ling string of mucus extends from where she possibly touched a very important filly spot.
Why would she suddenly be touching Anon for no reason? Why is Anon leaking even though nothing has previously happened? Why would you write mucus instead of something like vaginal juice? I had to google it to make sure you weren't actually talking about snot from his nose.

>"Good. I'm going back to bed, night."
Why did she come back and why did she just leave again right afterwards? I'm so confused.

>As day broke. A dity to keep the mind of the current state of affairs came to mind.
>"With blessings of above, let the day begin."
>Despair reigns supreme.
You wrote that he was singing at one point and I assume that this is it, though I seriously couldn't make any sense of it at all the first time I read it and that you were just filling up your word count. Put a musical note in there or something to indicate singing.

And that's it I guess. I feel like one of those annoyingly enthusiastic faggots over at fimfic who feels like they have to comment on every little word that they liked in a story, but I suppose that as a writer you would like that. Anyway I hope that this was at least a tiny bit helpful to you and thank you for the green. Sorry to anyone who saw a lot of text a thought I had made some green for you.

>>261441
no U

I'M LAZY AND I DO LAZY STUFF
13 megabytes gif tho

>>261443
Thanks!
>Spoiler
That is no problem with me.
>What I think makes it so confusing though is mainly a lack of proofreading and that the whole chain of events is just strange. So strange. Very strange.
Yeah, I should have done a better proof read and alot of words that should be different words would make sense. It is definitely a strange chain of events.
>One rainy afternoon, Anon and Twilight decides to go for a picnic out in the middle of nowhere
>Twilight forgot the plates so she magically chained Anon to the spot and goes back alone
>Anon does not question this
>After the entire day has passed and night begun, Anon begins to suspect that something might be wrong and is too anxious to fall asleep
>In the middle of the night, zombie/illusion/druggie Twilight returns to molest the cold and starving Anon
>Anon is unwilling which kills Twilight's boner because she's not into rape play so she leaves
>Anon manages to fall asleep until morning when he must perform his religious duty to praise the sun before falling into total despair
Basicly yes.
>Just what?
Ah, looking through all of your posts damn my train of logic doesn't make sense if I don't actually explain the world, and how stuff is different. I really messed up on that part. I should have kept the green around so I could have read it when I'm not half asleep, at the time of me posting the green.
Reading the green line by line there is quite a few errors that change what the whole sentence means. Ruining the experience.
I suppose I should keep on explaining in greens if the mystery thingy isn't an actual part of the entertainment.
I owe you one. Thank you for doing those posts.
>Anyway I hope that this was at least a tiny bit helpful to you
It's a big help to me. Trying to root out what exactly makes my writing confusing.

>the whole chain of events is just strange.
It's a side effect of why it's strange. The whole world building, and stuff is ment to invoke emotions. But, the jumps in logic break immersion and the emotions/thoughts I'm trying to create. Otherwise the entire thing is pulled by Deus Ex Machina without the satisfaction of just seeing the world play out. Seeing the bone structure that jarringly underlies everything. The whole goal of an enjoyable read that makes you feel darker emotions.

>>261452
It's very nice.
https://youtu.be/kAjM1pRIFP4

"I'm calling to see how Rainbow Dash is doing."
>"Hello yes this is filly."
"Is this the hospital?"
>"No this is filly."

>>261391
QT as fuck.

Add my shit to the mcfucking filly doc already.

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>>261427
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah.

>>261461
Fiiiiine you McFucking faggot... Wish AllNighter wasn't so goddamn dead right now
>>261382
>Good things, bad things, weird shit?
Well, it was still a bit confusing like Sven said at points, but I really think you're making progress. I will admit that I love filly abuse, so I might not have caught every little mistake, but all in all it feels less like a fever dream. In some of your greens in the past, it had gotten to the point where I was having trouble even visualizing the events taking place in my mind's eye, but here it was all clear as day. You're getting better with setting, descriptors, etc.

>>261465
>it feels less like a fever dream.
That's a good way of putting it.

OH NO

>>261472
>Filly's reign of terror
Purple couldn't be more proud.

>>261472
aw HECK

>>261472
>Age: Over 18 (citation needed)
>Height: 7' (citation needed)
>Sex: Not yet
top kek

>>261472
>Height: 7'
Lanklet detected

>>261472
>Wanted Fugitive
>Genocide
Eh
>War Crimes
Spicy
>Domestic T
Only Uncle Sam is allowed to do that. Hold on...
>Being a smug cunt
Aw snap that's pushing the line too far.

>$500,000 or less for information leading directly to the arrest of Anonymous Filly
Sounds like it's time to whip out the memes and greens.
One wild goose chase coming right up.

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>>261094 →
>Your eyes shoot open to a wall of tall grass as you suck in a noticeably frigid breath.
>The freezing cold gives you no time to ponder on your fading dream.
>You’re shivering too much to even think straight.
>You sit in your little hole in the grass for a while, hugging your limbs as close to your body as you can.
>It doesn’t really help.
>Grudgingly, you try to stand on your hooves but groan.
>Exhaustion from yesterday's trek still clings to your body like a cloak.
>Your legs tremble with the effort and you try to fight it.
>For now, gravity proves stronger and you fall bodily back down.
>And yelp.
>Your left hind leg is still broken.
>It's a swollen mess and is tender as heck but at the same time... it doesn't hurt nearly as bad as it did yesterday.
>Maybe because of the cold or maybe because of how tired you are.
>Either way, that can't be a good thing.
>Another round of intense shivers snaps you out of that line of thinking.
>Your second attempt at standing is just as successful as the first but on the third you manage a shaky, unstable stance.
>You hurt and you’re tired and you’re worried about your leg and a million other things right now but most of all you are fucking cold.
>Casting a look around the field you look for something, anything really, to warm you up.
>The morning sun is up but is still behind the trees so it casts the field and you in their long shadows.
>Nothing really sticks out to you as particularly warming.
>Except for the sun.
>You could try to start a fire but you know that you’ve only seen it done a few times.
>The name Bear Grills comes to mind but that doesn’t help you.
>He's not here.
>You turn to face the boulder you slept next to and look up at the tall thing.
>The very top patch of the giant rock is nice and flat and most importantly lit up by the rays of the sun.
>Your eyes trail down from there, one part of your mind noting how difficult it's gonna be to climb that and the other not caring.
>You need to be warm yesterday.
>The rock was lopsided.
>Aside from a small ledge you'll need to climb to get onto it, that face rises to the flat spot in the sunlight at not too steep of an angle.
>It seems doable but you clench your eyes shut and cringe at the mere thought of falling.
>Opening your eyes again, you look up at the tip of the boulder illuminated in warming light.
>So close yet so far away.
>You know it's stupid and there’s a legion of reasons not to do it but your shivers override any semblance of patience.
>A shaky sigh escapes you and you take an unsteady step towards the rock.
"T-this is-s-s so s-stupid..."
>Your hoarse murmur is telling of your unused voice.
>With a huff you rear up on your one hindleg and hook your forehooves over the lip of the rock managing to do it on your first try.
>But then you stop there.
>Just like that.
>Suddenly the first ledge of this rock that seemed simple enough climb seems so much higher.
>The boulder itself seems much larger and your task doubly so.
>You just don’t have it in you.
>It may as well be a mountain.
>You turn your gaze away.
>Whether it was an attempt to break your sudden vertigo or you were just looking to see if there was anything you can use to climb the thing, you'll never know.
>It isn't as important as what you can see now that your head is that much higher above the grass.
>Propped up as you are, you can make out a figure.
>There, standing beyond the blades in what seems to be a thicket of cattails near the woodline stands a pony.
>A little pale blonde maned, grey coated filly.
>A flood of relief and even more fatigue washes over you at about the same time and you crack a smile before raising one of your forelegs as high as you can get it.
“H-hey! Over here! Help!”
>Of all the things you were expecting once you started yelling for help, the filly turning tail and bolting back into the trees wasn’t one of them.
“Hey wait! D-d-don’t go! I b-broke my leg!”
>An icy pit forms in your stomach.
>She’s not going to stop.
>She’s going to get away and you’ll be lost in here forever.
>It’s all you can do to not fall all over yourself in your scramble to get off the rock and half hobble, half canter after her.
“Please don’t go! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to scare you filly! Please please please come back!”
>You frantically call after her while fighting your way through the tall grass.
>Try as you might, you aren’t making good time and you can practically feel her getting further and further away.
“I’m sorry! Come back!”
>In your haste you fail to see the drop once you break the grass and you fall off a small ledge into the mud of a creekbed.
>You land face first with your hind end hanging in the air for a moment.
>Then it falls to the side and your bad leg hits the ground.
>Your vision flashes white and you think you screamed.
>You can’t tell.
>All you can do is curl up and be cold and shake and writhe and groan and wait for the agony to pass back into manageable levels.
>But it never does.
>You don’t have it in you to ignore it anymore.
>It keeps hurting and hurting and hurting and it doesn’t stop.
>All your other injuries make themselves known and pile onto what you’re feeling and you just want it to stop.
>You wonder how you can hurt this bad with how tired you feel.
>You wonder when this will be over.
>You just want this to be over.
>At some point you become aware of the fact that you can’t hear the birds anymore and that aside from you, everything is still.
>The one time you manage to look around through everything you spot the reason why.
>There is a fucking manticore not even three meters from you stalking towards you.
>You want to cry so badly now.
>You’re so tired of fighting it.
>So you do.
>You’re hurt.
>You’re alone.
>You’re about to be eaten alive by a manticore.
>And...
>You don’t even remember what your own name is.
>All you have are bits and pieces of who you used to be.
>Not that it matters anymore does it?

>>261523
>You turn your head away because you really don’t want to see the fucking thing coming and find your muzzle in front of the legs of that grey filly.
>How in the hell?
>You look up and get lost in twin pools of luminous pale gold.
>It’s when you notice that there are no whites to those eyes that the world starts to get a little runny around the edges.
>You manage to tear your own eye away but when you do you head just flops to the ground leaving your gaze on the big kitty.
>You can’t hold your neck up anymore.
>Also, there is no big kitty anymore.
>Maybe you are more messed up than you think.
>Maybe there wasn’t a big kitty to begin with and the knocked over sign that says “Welcome to Sunny Town” has been there the whole time.
>And now it's not.
>Because you are tired this time.
>Or maybe your good eye stopped working too.
>You’ll figure it out after...
>...

I'm gonna try and update this weekly on Thursdays unless I have one before then like now. I'm slow as hell when writing so I don't know what that'll mean for the size of those updates but hopefully with this regular scheduled it'll be the fire under my ass that I need to improve my speed.

>>261523
>>261524
Aw yes! Anon needs to see the big pussy that keeps disappearing.

>>261535
There are many honorable answers to that question, but I will only choose one.

Zimbabwe.

>>261544
Where does Anonloli live, Florida? Pants are unknown wherever she is.

>>261544
>family life
>>261545
>Zimbabwe
Huh?

>>261548
ZIMBABWE

Drip...
Drip...
Drip...

>>261550
Yay!

>>261546
You can't find trees like that in florida, all they have growing there is fucking oranges.

>>261535
>Masterbate
Immersion ruined, literally unfappable.

>>261550
Fucking unf.

/r/ a greentext or a picture of Luftkrieg and her moms adopting an anonfilly.

>>261545
>hors legs but hands
Anon

>>261545
-Alchemy experiment unsuccessful
-Other subject showed concern
-More likely was trying to mate
-I will create the filly
-Nothing like the one word dog
-A real filly

t. Alchemist Sparkle

>>261550
She's so full she's leaking, that must be painful. She should lend out her services as a wet nurse, could even get some money out of it.

>>261550
If she can get that big before leaking as a filly, I can only imagine how much and how far filly will be able to hold her factories contents when she grows into a mare
Milky way sure is going to have some tough competition when expanding her business to Ponyville

>>261544
>Thta filly in the tree
Is she the chosen one?
The one to free the fillies from the EqG menage?
The one waiting to take out the loli and-
Oh she just wanted to go back to her nap in the tree trunk, the others were just making too much noise...
Darn, someday...

>>261544
So Anonloli, Anonfilly, little filly, and babby?
Wait, is mom a horse or a nohooves? Potential centaur?

>>261596
>abuse
Mmmmmmmm, really?

>>261596
Delet.

>>261596
Shut up, you can't tell me what to do.

>>261461
I'm reading.

>>261604
That's the spirit.

im the anon who started the anonfilly on earth story early last thread -- sorry that I abandoned it, I have issues with internet access with my current situation and I can only use google docs to write

>>261615
Download notepad++ and use it to write your greentexts. It's available offline, autosaves your documents, and has a lot of other cool features. I use it to write sometimes.

>>261595
>centaur filly
I really want to see this now.
>horsesaresexy.mp4

>>261614
>discord
It makes sense, that's the reason of the slow down.

>>261623
This is illegal.

>>261632
Not in Canada it isn't

>>261629
To speed things up more posts are to be had. Generating interaction, and content can be made by everyone here.
Imagine this pic related broadcast in Equestria (or in a different land ect.)

I will say that just about every post is top teir shit. Quality that lasts throughout the ages. As much as I would like MLPOL to be really fast, I prefer it being really good as it is first and foremost.

>>261654
This is really sweet, warms my heart frend.
>>261651
Shut down your hugbox server and maybe then it'll end. Until that happens, I don't think the argument will ever stop because it's pretty fucking true. Even though we have quality on our side, we're pretty slow and the discord with its instaneous (You)s is likely to blame.

>>261654
Topest KEK.

>>261657
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Filly is a good cunt and purple would never go futa.

>>261661
I disappear for a week and come back to see more discord arguments.

>>261663
Magic strap on dildos. Easy fix. Magic solves all the problems, unless it makes them, then use more magic.

Hunh, so what if a conspiracy nut inb4 that's eveyone here became the filly in Equestria foretelling the technological advances that would come.

"Television sets in every home."
>"You're pulling my leg. Those cluncky things?"
"Yeah! And then one day ponies will shitpost on the internet on imageboards."
>"You still never told me what an internet is."

How much do anon filly plushes go for? How much would a life sized filly plush go for?

>>261668
At the very least the cost to manufacture. All the materials and work hours put in for a quality product. All dependent on demand, and how good the product (the filly plush) is.
But about how big is life size?

>>261671
>But about how big is life size?
I was thinking 2-3ft. Reason I ask is because I recently acquired an embroidery machine and I eventually want to start doing plushies.

>>261675
Step 1: draw the concept
Step 2: draw the blueprint
Step 3: produce a prototype
Step 4: produce a refined prototype
Step 5: produce the final model

I remember there was a write prompt about an anonfilly orphanage a while back (think it was back on 4chan). Did anything ever come of that?

>>261679
>tickles
This is a great idea to develop.

>>261687
Link to the prompt faggot. I might do a one-off if you can find it.

>>261689
That's pretty lewd. Good thing Anonfilly is adjusting to life in Equestria so quickly.

>>261689
Is that related to Invisible Man?

>>261668
>>261675
About a grand, give or take, depending on the maker

...

>>261713
kek. I would up Twiggles a cup or two to make the difference more apparent though.

>>261717
we're not talking real horses, we're talking pastel cartoon ones. Real horses are big enough to fuck standing, pastel cartoon horses aren't.

>>261707
>what is sin
Our punishment for using machina. You been living under a rock, ya?

>>261719
I'm not even the same guy, I just decided to interject because I'm bored.

>>261718
All we know is that the characters in the show are ponies, there's still a lot of variability. Some ponies stand at shoulder-height of full-size horses, others are practically cat-sized.
>Real horses are big enough to fuck standing
I'm sure you speak from experience.

>>261724
I know some autists did the math from what EqG gave us in terms of measurements and it turns out that the average grown pony is about 3-3.5 feet tall while the alicorns are around 4.5-5 feet tall, and lacking any official canon size confirmations, I'm going with those measurements.
>I'm sure you speak from experience.
I wish.

>>261725
>I know some autists did the math from what EqG gave us in terms of measurements
Implying the ayyys aren't actually 10 feet tall.

>>261726
they're supposed to be """""""""human"""""""""" so I'm judging them as human. I agree, they're far from it; however, that still doesn't change what we've been given.

>>261724
Today I will remind them.

>>261730
WTF, Celestia save us.

>>261707
Good job. Science has no bounds, only ponies.
>>261713
Anonfilly the eqg just has to hit the growth spurt anyway.
>>261724
Poner size at that ratio. Perfect height to stare at the man meat. Anonfilly would be good ankle biter.
>>261730
No step on snek! Hissss.

>>261724
Ponies in the show are size of mini horses

>>261741
>My Little Pony is little
Who would've thought?

>>261730
i remember that an acronym exist to denote a mare at perfect height for fucking without the need to get up on something... are the ponies that?
or are they instead at perfect bj height?

>>261745
>i remember that an acronym exist to denote a mare at perfect height for fucking without the need to get up on something.
JRHNBR (Just Right Height No Bucket Required)

>>261748
thanks

>>261741
How do you know cows are the proper size?

This will be the real pony size when the rift finally opens and humans get first contact with friendship

That said:
Lost Anonfilly coming back to earth as a "kaiju" when?

>>261741
>>261742
>mini hors
For reference
Gawd I want one

>>261769
Here's a short green.
>I'm not really sure if this is appropriate.
"Soooo, uhhh, waterfags which way is the closest to land?"
>All I wanted was Twilight to chuck me back to Earth, send a letter to my folks, shit post a bit on the horsewhispering forum, and hop back.
>Maybe with some more horsefuckers.
>Instead there's this.
>These Somali Pirates shooting me, and sailing their boat away.
>It's not like the tiny bullets do anything...
>Fuck it I'll follow them.

>Le Timeskip

>A Helicopter is following me... I think it has a camera.
"Hi ma, Hi pa look at me now all grown up, and on TV!"
"Hey which way is the United States?"
>Hold on...
>Yes U.S. first, then several other locations...

NEWS WORLD NETWORK
"A giant speaking horse has appeared in the Pacific Ocean, John what's the situation."
>"She says she's Anonymous! Oh dear fuck! The end times are here!"
"Thanks, John. Later at 4 how do we deal with the godzilla hors- ah this just in, it's a giant child pony filly girl."
"At four there is several discussions about in case of an emergency what weapons might be needed."

>"Nuke 'em in the ass! It's a big like target."
>"Nuke it in the vaginal opening a less guarded target than right by the tail!"
>"Fuck you all Nuke it everywhere, and give it the Corona-virus too!"
"Fascinating."

I fucking hate derpibooru.

>>261771
>Gawd I want one
Please do not fuck the mini horses.

>>261784
Only fuck the micro horses. Got it.

>>261775
Was hoping for a green until either she found her way home or purple came for the "rescue", but that ending was top kek

>>261777
Any update on the nazi flag edit? Should we upload again and put the artist comment on the image description?

>>261789
Nothing yet, though based on some Seb operations the mods will probably just delete it and slap a ban on whoever uploaded it again. The artist seemingly doesn't care about us having the right to upload it, and based off of that discord screencap is a bit of a spineless asswipe. It's a shame, I wanted to like the faggot who was making the anonfilly game.

>>261787
Fucking micro horses is fine as long as they're into it.

>>261796
>NatSoc Ponytown.
Fillies are taking over.

>>261795
That filly looks like a cow.
The artist is anti-filly.

>>261777
Boy howdy, I can't wait for them to fucking claim that nazis are trying to 'subvert' anonfilly because they think it's theirs. Thanks Seth, fucking cunt.

>>261791
Make the flag anti-Griffon instead. It's less "on the nose" (or "on the beak") but it gets our point across.

>>261799
They want a war? We'll give them a war.

>>261777
Oh right, and there's a thread up where the artist is tripfagging and the OP image is that fucking flag gif. Jannies are deleting posts calling out trannies, and generally people are really fucking angry. Might be a good time to go fishing.
https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/35055146

>>261801
>jannie takes the time to delete 140 posts for being off topic
>doesn't delete the entire blatantly off topic bait thread
Did jannies' boyfriend decide to spend an extra night with his bull or something?

>>261801
I'm on it.

>>261801
When the fuck did /mlp/ become such a lefty shithole, jesus christ.

>>261801
Still not as faggy as blocking VPNs from posting. Applejack did nothing wrong.

>>261801
A jannie must be upset from missing his hrt

threadly reminder filly is not for sexual and lewding her is illegal that being said I'm a fag for not contributing.
-
>Be filly
>It had been a week since you got to Equestria and you had been to nervous to snuggle
>You wanted to ask to be part of the cuddle piles or the private snuggles all the other fillies were having
>All your little pony mind could think of is how bad it would hurt to be rejected
>What if you were the one filly no one else wanted to snuggle
>Maybe they would all think you were too weird to sleep with
>You couldn't handle the rejection so instead you secluded yourself from the rest of the group
>There were hundreds of green fillies, no of them would notice if one wasn't present in the masses
>or so you thought
>"Hey faggot, why are you trying to get out of cuddling in my cuddle piles. Not good enough to snuggle with the rest of us or something?"
>A pretty filly with long black hair who seemed a little older had cornered you in your room
>She must have been stalking you
>She glared angerly as she moved closer
>Her muzzle almost touching yours
>"I put a lot of effort into those things and yet you're always slipping off. Well no more, you and me are gonna cuddle right bucking now missy."
>You try to protest but the older filly pushes you onto your silky bed with a soft pomf and quickly climbs her way on top
"H-hey stop that, I don't even like your gay ass cuddles dude. leave me out of this."
>Your words only seem to pour fuel on this filly's fire as she presses her warm fluffy body against yours and nuzzles your neck
>"Oh no, we are gonna cuddle and snuggle all night long and you are gonna like it. No if ands or butts besides ours."
>With a happy murr she slips her hooves around your body and holds you close
>There is no escape from the absolute gayness of the situation, this filly hapeist didnt even say no homo before hoof
>You just so happen to be wearing your lucky purple socks that evening to ward of this kinda homo
>The filly on top of you though is naked as the day she teleported to equestria
>l-lewd~
>Reluctantly your socked non homo hooves slip around her in return, earning you a tight squeeze and a happy sigh
>A blush forms across your cheeks as you begin to stroke her back
>sleepily the big filly begins to talk once more
>"This doesn't exempt you from the cuddle pile. I expect your fluffy butt to be there."
>She yawns and snuggles you a bit more before the two of you slip into a deep sleep full of warm snugly fillies
>A smile slowly forming on your face as for the first time you finally feel at home

>>261814
>murr
What is she, some faggot goat?

Yotsuba likes the filly.

>>261815
Maybe she is faggot.

>>261801
pretty sure OP was shitposting but it's hilarious how the jannies are completely fucking obsessed with the tranny hate spam to even notice lmao

>>261801
Have anons really given up on turning the rainbow flag into a hate symbol? Give filly clown makeup and you have something more subversive than a swastika.

>>261824
>Have anons really given up on turning the rainbow flag into a hate symbol?
Wrong thread faggot.

>>261876
>>261885
Filly isn't a whore.
Delet.

"Miss Filly Miss Filly, let me in."
"Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin!"
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and fill you to the brim!"

>>261890
W-wew that's kinda of a really awesome rendition and may be a little bit l-llyrical with that ending.

>>261876
>>261885
Sweetest pussy.

>>261876
>>261885
based pestil

>>261886
>implying anon wouldn't sell her body for bits and blackmail
Come on, we all know she would. If purple didn't stop her she'd end up owning all of Ponyville through nothing but the power of filly pussy.

>>261897
>If purple didn't stop her she'd end up owning all of Ponyville through nothing but the power of filly pussy.
Reeeeeee. Filly is own her way to whoredom.

>>261666
Hello Satan how are you doing?

>>261915
Those profits are confiscated by the Equestrian Royal Guard.
Filly is confined into Purple's home, permanently.

>>261915
Holy fuck I feel awful just making this first damned pun.
I'm not sure how much of a petting zoo filly runs, but I hope they have lots of kids. The goats will definitely bring in loads of customers.
>>261921
Looks like window shopping is the new thing in style...
It's not like a library open to the public can keep anyone out. Like some hotel you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Actually, you know what, this makes the job being the head librarian a whole 'nother meaning. Just like that asshole librarian.

>>261028 →
For anyone who cares about the fimfiction contest, the story 2+2=3? got 21 points and just barely managed to win against the runner ups' 20.
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/891728/anonfilly-contest-winners
Looks like fillys following on fimfiction is very low though as only 13 people bothered to vote at all

>>261936
I had an idea that I was sure would win, but couldn't work up the fucking nerve to finish it, so I whipped up that entry in about two hours. Just goes to show that even after over two years of writing horrible things happening to filly, too close to home is still too close to home....

>>261801
Thread was finally deleted, likely after one of the sensible janitors finally came online. Good job to everyone who went fishing, I appreciate your subtlety and I believe only one such post was outright deleted before the thread was axed. I think there's a good chance of seeing a few new members soon.

>>261938
At least you got $10 out of it.
What was the idea though if you don't mind answering?

>>260717 →
“We did not call thee ‘small’,” Princess Luna argued, “We merely remarked that thy stature is perfect for this assignment.”

The air chariot was making a good pace towards Ponyville, the enchanted metal cut the night air like a knife and reduced the sound of the howling wind to a dull murmur.

“You want me to meet with a filly who is intimidated by ponies taller than herself,” Replied Corporal Mango of Her Highness Royal Night Guard, “What else could you possibly have meant by that, Princess? At least allow me to wear my armor.”

“Dost thou pride thyself on thy ability to frighten young foals?” Questioned Luna, “If thou sayest neigh, thou hast no reason to take offense at this assignment.”

Mango straightened his posture to sit a little taller, but next to his Princess he could be mistaken for a colt.

“As you say, Princess,” Mango grumbled.

>>261963
Smol, like your update. And you know what they say, smol update = smol pp. So if you don't wan't to have a small penis you better deliver bigger posts.

>>261964
Redheart sighed as she made her way towards the exit. Her hooves ached and she could imagine crawling into bed.

“Redheart, a moment please.” A voice called from behind her.

“If it can’t wait until tomorrow, find somepony else,” Redheart replied without looking back.

“Wait,” Paper Stack, Assistant Director of Nursing, stepped into her path, “You looked after Green today and yesterday, right?”

Redheart sighed again. “Is there another problem with Green?”

If Green was asking for her she’d go back, she decided, even if it was technically illegal for her to work any more hours today.

“You’d know better than I,” Paper Stack admitted, “To that end, I want you to attend Green’s progress review.”

If eyes could speak, Redheart’s would have been screaming ‘are you bucking serious’ as she pushed past Paper Stack to walk towards the door.

“Sure, fine, when is it?”

“Tonight.”

Redheart turned back and gave Paper Stack a suspicious glare.

“Tonight?”

Paper Stack nodded and tried to look apologetic.

“You’re holding a progress review meeting in the middle of the night,” Redheart asked incredulously, “For a patient in stable condition who’s been with us less than three days?”

“The princess is coming to check on Green’s care,” Paperstack explained.

“Alright, good luck with that.” Redheart continued towards the door.

“You can’t leave,” Paper Stack instructed, or pleaded - Redheart was too tired to tell the difference. “The meeting is in less than an hour.”

“Do you have a royal decree ordering me to attend?” Redheart questioned, “If not, I need to leave now, I have a shift in the morning and it’s illegal for me to stay any longer tonight.”

“I’ll find somepony to cover your shift,” Paper Stack begged, “I’ll give you an extra day of paid leave at double-time rate.”

“Can you actually find somepony to cover my shift at this time of night?” Redheart asked. “I don’t want them working short-staffed.”

“If I can’t find somepony I’ll cover your shift myself.” Paper Stack promised, “I still keep my registration up to date.”

Redheart smirked at the idea of Paperstack being back on the floor after more than a decade of administration work.

“I’ll hold you to that.” Redheart quipped, “Now if you’ll excuse me I need to consume twice my body weight in coffee.”

>>261965
>flag
Hmmm, something ain't right here.

>>261965
“Are you sure we’re talking about the same filly?” Twilight asked, “Rainbow was ranting all of yesterday about how she was too dangerous to be around other fillies, and now you’re telling me she was so timid she could barely speak.”

Unlike her night-owl friend, Applejack was the kind of pony that went to bed early so she could rise before Celestia’s sun. The farm pony let out a yawn.

“Well, Green did leave a nasty bruise on Scootaloo’s face,” Applejack responded, “You know how protective Rainbow is of her little sister.”

“So it was an accident?” Twilight questioned.

“From what Apple Bloom told me, Green was so delirious she thought the crusaders were a pack of Timberwolves.”

“Is she still-”

“No,” Applejack quickly clarified, “She knows what’s going on now, she’s just… terrified. She doesn’t have anypony to turn to.”

“She has you.” Twilight placed a hoof on her friend’s shoulder.

“Maybe not.”

“You’re having second thoughts?”

“Not at all, Ah just - Ah don’t think she likes me.” Applejack replied

“She barely knows you.”

“She knows of me,” Applejack explained, “And the thought of tha’ element of Honesty punishin’ her for lying scares tha’ piss outta her.”

“You mean literally, or...” Twilight trailed off.

It took the farm pony a moment to realise what Twilight was implying.

“This ain’t a joking matter, Twi.” Applejack chided.

“It was an honest question,” Twilight blushed, “Sometimes when a filly her age gets very scared or very excited, certain... things... can happen.”

Applejack raised an eyebrow. “Are ya speaking from experience?”

“What?” Twilight’s blush deepened, “No! Of course not!”

Applejack gave a knowing smile. “Whatever you say, Princess.”

“H-hey!” Twilight sputtered, “Don’t use your honesty powers on me!”

“Ah keep tellin’ y’all ah don’t have any freaky mind readin’ powers,” Applejack snorted. “Y’all just ain’t that good at fibbin’.”

Twilight huffed and tried to set her ruffled feathers straight.

“Yer secret is safe with me, Princess Sprinkle.” Applejack giggled.

“Hey- is that Princess Luna?” Twilight interrupted loudly.

“Where-” Applejack’s question was interrupted by a sudden flash of magenta as Twilight dragged her into a rougher-than-necessary teleport. The two popped into existence in front of the hospital just in time to see Luna’s air chariot coming in for a landing.

“Land sakes girl,” Applejack admonished, “Warn a pony before you go and do that.”

Twilight smiled sheepishly.

“Well met, Twilight Sparkle.” Luna greeted, stepping off of her chariot.

Applejack briefly bowed to Luna. Twilight twitched slightly as she almost bowed, but remembered she was a Princess too.

“Rise, Applejack,” Luna commanded, “You need not be so formal whilst we are among friends.”

“We were hoping that after the meeting concludes we might engage in some stargazing.” Luna had a giddy sense of excitement as she suggested this. “We have made a few changes to the night sky and would be interested to hear your opinion.”

“Ugh,” Twilight huffed in frustration, “Can’t anypony take this seriously? We’re here to discuss serious matters.”

Luna’s good cheer seemed to evaporate, her face becoming an unreadable mask, the shadows around her seeming to darken slightly.

“Do not mistake our good cheer for a lack of resolve, young princess.” Luna spoke. “Those who would seek to harm the least of our subjects shall face our wrath. Every day, somewhere in Equestria, a pony is having the worst day of their life, yet for us it is merely Tuesday. It is noble to do what you can for your subjects, but you serve nopony by drowning yourself in their misery.”

Twilight swallowed nervously. Applejack, sensing her friend's discomfort, looked for a way to change the subject. She spotted the small thestral that Luna had brought with her and walked towards him.

“And who’s this little one?” Applejack moved to pet the young thestral’s mane, only to yelp in surprise as the pony nipped at her hoof with sharp teeth.Luna glared at him.

Mango shrunk even lower than his usual, already-modest height.

“This is Corporal Mango,” Luna explained, “One of my guards, and he does not normally behave so childishly. Come, all of you, we shall speak more inside.”

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>261980
You been busy, son?

a cute angel

>>261968
>>261988
This filly is more of a pussy than in any other green we've had here.

>>261983
I am. But I try to make time.

>>261988
Nice. I can hardly wait for that tech to be put out there for us all to use in an easy format.

>>261968
Nice, but smol

>>261988
...and that got me tinkering a bit.

>>262002
Filly was made for dramatic poses.

>>261960
Yeah, I guess...
Filly has to come to terms with Twimommy, accept the fact that her mom is long dead, and that she should be happy with what she can get.

Man, my green doesn't translate well to speech, but it's been fun. it's a lot longer than I thought it would be at 2:34
Twilight- Anonymous (OccultFacade)
Fluttershy- Fancy Pants
It's even more of a fever dream listening to the good enough audio.

>>262005
Kek.

>>262025
Reminds me of open-air Shakespeare.

>>261938
>>262022
That is an emotionally touching story. and possibly turn for the darker end.

>>261936
>>261938
I'll be honest I forgot about it. Reading the stories... Lone's fiction submission would have worked better as a green since greens arn't allowed transforming it in that time would be a difficult exercise. I like the idea's in Lone's story, the nitty gritty language formatting can be off putting to some.

2+2=3 has every checkmark for widest audience approval. Filly, humor(s), self(filly) deprecation, a superiority over the ponies, a B-plot that has some value,

>>262029
Damnit, didn't mean to post yet.

>Continuing, math mindcontrol mistake.
The two plots recombine, filly has a single easy to comprehend desire, the conclusion put everything together.
Not my favourite, but not horrible.
>Steak, and everypony forgets Anonymous is a grown ass man.
A theme of the single desire, and the consequences both good and bad that follow from exploring them. Despite the heavy handed hand waving for why no one cares that Anon was a grown man. Also happens to be the deus ex machina. It did stick to its guns as Anon continues the journey for a damn good steak. Would have been better as episodic. A series of Anon trying and failing to get some meat. R.I.P. steak you'll be missed.
>The Well, a Starlight 'stick em in the gulag' glimmer pov story.
Anon filly is the problem as commie is apathetic, even suprised at common good being generated by Trixie without state prompting. Of and Anonymous happened to be in it, then was removed from existence by the well reducing what was there, into babby and OC. Ot could have been better. True to form in communist fashion even the total erasure of Anonymous as a person isn't enough.

I have to say Lone you did pretty damn good for making it in 2 hours. An interesting story with even more potential depth. For that here is this prize.
U R topest QT congratulations!

>>262002
>Greek epic filly
The Gods must be proud.

>>262022
That might have been a better green yeah. I rated Dreams the lowest, but I really liked the detail where their cutiemarks wasn't just a normal question mark but instead objects shaped like it. I don't think I've ever seen them being used like that before and it really made it seem like the fillies had acclimated into the world better.

>>262031
>Steak, and everypony forgets Anonymous is a grown ass man.
Not any longer. Now he's a silly filly and must follow Purple's rules.

>>262001
"I call this composition, abusive Twiggy through the ages."

Discord faggots are making these, uploading them as .wavs, and I need to leave for work in ten minutes so no time to convert.
Diaperfaggotry ahead, of fucking course.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686123881907355678/download11.wav
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686134631099400211/flutterPasta.mp3
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686136444531900457/chipmunk.wav
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686137128215773184/im_sorry.wav
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686138652971106397/bad_filly.wav
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686138840448237588/download.wav
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686139406263779340/shitcum.wav
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686140564055523370/cuddle_in_bed.wav
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686141474924003338/versus.wav
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686142548225556495/little_bab.wav
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686144779909595148/huggies.wav
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686270390208692308/me.wav
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393819908305190912/686273430949068812/download.wav

>>262067
Clicking on those links only downloads the files
Why not just post what they're using to make them?
https://fifteen.ai/app

>>262070
It's a fun toy, but for it really to be useful there needs to be some way of manually indicating inflection and tone.

>>262101
Sometimes I swear it knows what it's reading.

Had a crackpot story idea while I was being a wage slave.
>Little 12-year olds hear about the scary hacker 4chan
>Go on /mlp/
>One of them comes along the anonfilly thread
>Unironic "I'm 12 and what is this?"
>No responses because everyone thinks they're shitposting
>They all go about their day to day and then the other two underageb& faggots go home
>That night, a propane tank explodes near the kid's house, the shock wave from the blast killing him and his parents.
>His parents of course go to heaven/hell.
>The kid, having posted in the anonfilly thread, has other things planned for him.
>Pops up in Equestria
>Everyone screaming shitty memes and fucking around.
>Occult and Lone are probably already scissoring, the works.
>Little kid has no idea what the fuck is going on.
I dunno, continue it if you want to.

>>262102
She knows.
The excitement is undeniable.

>>262106
>Pops up in Equestria
Poor kid. Hope he likes horses enough.
>Little kid has no idea what the fuck is going on.
I'd imagine fillies would quickly catch on that something isn't quite right when he bursts into tears asking for his mommy/daddy.
Sussing out the story from the premature newfag it's quickly decided that going to a adoptive family, and a child (foal?) therapist would be the most expedient option.
>But for an actual story.
Pic related happens.
Raised as a wild newfag, honed in the pits of culture. Lessons of the pony, and friendship is magic.
School is tough, everyone else thinks the newfag is either a toptier method actor shitposter, or an idiot savant.
Protonewfag is spooked from explosions.
Pinkie almost has the full picture, but not quite enough to actually do anything.
So she does party cannons.
Kid keeps answering as a kid. Nobody actually takes him seriously.
He can't get into the cool fillies box fort due to being a normie newfag. So ah, weird shit doesn't happen to him.
Ponies treat him like a kid, sorta.
Leaving the once male in an extreme limbo state. Everything he knows is gone, ect. (Normal Anon stuff). Doesn't quite fit in with ponies or other Anons. Hasn't grown up yet. A coming of age story filled with memes and loss.
Cue episodic (slice of life) shenanigans from misunderstandings from everyone.
It will be a glorious train wreck of logic burning from the not quite true understanding of him.

>Occult and Lone are probably already scissoring, the works.
Kek. I'd (OccultFacade) be busy trying to see real magic in action. (No offense, but...) No homo poon can wait, the keys to universe must be obtained as soon as possible. Being the timetraveler is far better to get it as early as possible.

>>262029
>>262031
Yeah, would've been better if I had had the strength to write what I wanted to. I still have the draft in my drive just like the unfinished draft for Sven's contest, likely never to see the light of day because it isn't up to my standards. Dreams really isn't up to my standards either, funnily enough I came up with it after getting around to reading "The Little Black Bag" even though the two have almost nothing to do with each other. Still a good read.
>Spoiler
No u faggot.
>>262035
I'm glad you liked that, I pride myself on little details like that in my work. If you look at a lot of my older drawings you'll see doctored question marks. Pic related is one of the less shit examples I could find.

Shhhh
Filly is asleep

>>>262108
>"Yo faggot, you good? You've just been lying there for hours now. Everyone else has fucked off to go try and force themselves into someone's life. I know you just kicked the bucket from your perspective, but if you're here there must be a part of you that wanted that."
>You ignore the rudeness of the... thing standing over you and roll over.
"I... don't think I'm supposed to be here."
>It chuckles.
>"Supposed to? You've got that right. None of us are, come on. My fuckin' wallet came with me and something about the process turned all of the dollars inside into bits. I'll buy you a milkshake."
"What are you? Where the heck am I?"
>"Oh god, don't tell me you're one of those 9gag-tier wholesome memers who says heck all the time."
"I haven't used 9gag in a while."
>"Good. Anyways, I'm pretty sure you can figure out what you are. A pony, a goddamn magical horse. Just like some of us wanted back on /mlp/."
"Oh, yeah..."
>You went on that site earlier, didn't you? Before bed?
>"Well, we're here. There might be a few other fillies inside. You seem a bit autistic bro, just let me talk for you for the time being, m'kay?"
"Y-yeah."
Will continue later.

>>262121
Oh great, now she's gonna be cranky all day!

>bottle
REEEEEEEE

>>262157
Then hit her.

>>262167
The question to be raised is how the fuck an obvious diaperfag such as yourself didn't already know about that image and is just now bringing up such a complaint.

>>262108
>He can't get into the cool fillies box fort due to being a normie newfag.
no normies in the Kool Kids Klub, REEE

>>262167
Amazing momfu.
Filly couldn't be more pleased.

>its time for a bath
>Today all the fillies went to the park with Twilight
>Now the day is done and Twi had to drag home a couple dozen dirty sleepy fillies
>Of course dirty fillies cant go to bed all messy
>Bath time
>Cleaning so many fillies is hard work so Twilight enlists the bigger fillies to clean the smaller ones
>"stop squirming you little faggot and let big sister clean behind your ears"
"If you don't stop wriggling I'm eating your tendies"

>>262167
>using a bottle
>not nursing her directly
What a terrible mother.