>>241911>A pink mare levitated four-hundred pounds onto a barbell. Did I say pounds? I meant kilograms. Did I say four-hundred? I meant the collective wieght of all the dicks Silver Star have had butt fun with.
Hate to nitpick your grammar here, but "weight" is misspelled, and I believe you meant to say "all of the dicks Silver Star has
had butt fun with." However, a more poignant issue here is that what you're describing is scientifically impossible, and it ruins the suspension of disbelief for your story. The collective weight of all the dicks that Silver "don't be trippin' cause my anus is drippin'" Star has had butt fun with would create an object so massive that it would preclude any reasonable human interaction with it.
For reference, scientists theorize that if you were to fall into the planet Jupiter while wearing a space suit somehow capable of withstanding the immense radiation, massive pressure and extreme temperatures you'd experience within the planet's atmosphere, you would keep falling and falling at a rate that was impossible to reverse, due to the planet's extreme gravity as well as the exponentially increasing pressure. Eventually, you would reach the solid core, at which point the atmospheric pressure would be so great that you would not even be able to stand up. Ultimately, due to gravity and pressure, you would not be able to leave Jupiter, not even if you had the most powerful rocket boots in the whole universe. You could not radio for help, not even if you had the most powerful radio transmitter in the whole universe, because radio waves are absorbed by the planet's massive atmosphere. You would simply lie there, pinned to the surface of Jupiter by its atmosphere, for all eternity.
Now, imagine all of that, but instead of gaseous clouds of hydrogen, helium, methane and ammonia, you're surrounded by literal quintillions of dicks. Congratulations, you have just experienced what it's like to be Silver "my rectum is slippery when buttered" Star for five minutes on an average Thursday.
But yes, to answer your question, I will happily participate in your project. Just let me know what I need to do.