Twilight Sparkle Takes a Third and Final Shit:

>be Twilight
>feel that rumbly in the bumbly despite having just left the bathroom like 2 seconds ago
ohforfuckssake.wmv
>head to toilet
>take shit
>flush
>story over
>decide to stay near a bathroom just in case as this feels like it could be an all-nighter
>take solace in the fact that you can at least post .txt files to mlpol