Let’s play a game /mlpol/. We create a parliament and create board rules and make other things regarding the board.
>How does it work.
Step one, we need some political parties. For a party to exist you need to write up a party manifesto make a logo and chose a color. The manifesto must also state where you lie on political issues, this can be super broad or very specific, but the more people that understand what you stand for the easier it'll be to get anons to vote for your party. It also might be helpful to name/tripfag if you create a party. Here an example:
Party Party Not a real party as of now
1. /mlpol/ is a fun board.
2. /mlpol/ is a nice board.
3. Being no fun will not be allowed. If you are not fun, you'll be BANNED!
4. If you’re a commie you’re not fun.
5. On Sunday you need to post horse pussy at least once or you’re not being fun.
Stance on issues is conservative center left. Distributism is good if effective. But destroying traditions is no fun!
As soon as we get two parties up and running the two parties will get one seat each seat and all parties that join will also get two seats. There is a 10-party cap so that we don't have a terribly large amount of anons making parties that are very similar.
After the parties are formed we can get to the meat of it which is anons voting. The votes here will work differently. Say which party you want to join and the party will be given an extra seat. Your vote can also be used to remove a seat from a political party. Everyone including party founders get three votes with their ID for max chaos. The game will continue till we reach 23, and as soon as its hit voting is over.
Once voting is over we can go full LARP and each party leader, or the person who made the party and wrote the manifesto, will chose anons who loyally voted for him to become members of parliament. Here we will draft legislation and make arbitrary rules based on the manifesto. All which will be non-binding unless, say the mods for whatever reason don't veto it when it leaves the lower house of parliament.
SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
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The roots of our weeds suffocate the roots of yours, and like the Strangler Fig will replace you on the backs of your own labor.>>2936
What percentage is needed to pass a vote? And how long do we keep the vote up to let anons respond?
The PFP is clearly compromised, I suggest a redraft or that party being under the same restriction as the griffins.
Despite the foul opposition we managed to not only preserve but also advance and now, only moments after democratic vote they try to dethrone us? How typical for deceitful goyim. Their morals are weak and their promises feeble like a quicksand.
No matter, we're stonger than them, we answer to God himself.
They want to be deceitful and hide in shadows? We'll stand with our faces turned toward the storm, with our heads high and out pockets filled with shekels.
No matter how much they'll push us we'll show that we're the chosen ones.
Dogs are barking but caravan moves on.
Join us brothers, be the Jew among Jews!
Oh, you will answer to God Himself alright. But clearly you need to form your own nation. Don’t you love Zion so much that you want to marry it? Go there and leave us be.
This is probably the first time and this is the first place in which people are being taught to realize that, of all the tasks which we have to face, the noblest and most sacred for mankind is to preserve Jewish nation and to secure existence of Jewish people and future for Jewish children.
And thus it happens that for the first time it is now possible for men to use their God-given faculties of perception and insight in the understanding of those problems which are of more momentous importance for the preservation of jewish existence than all the victories that may be won on the battlefield or the successes that may be obtained through economic efforts. The greatest revolution which Zionism has brought about is that it has rent asunder the veil which hid from us the knowledge that all human failures and mistakes are due to the conditions of the time and therefore can be remedied, but that there is one error which cannot be remedied once men have made it, namely the failure to recognize the importance of conserving the blood and the race free from intermixture and thereby the racial aspect and character which are God's gift and God's handiwork. It is not for men to discuss the question of why Providence created different races, but rather to recognize the fact that it punishes those who disregard its work of creation.
Unspeakable suffering and misery have come upon mankind because they lost this instinct which was grounded in a profound intuition; and this loss was caused by a wrong and lopsided education of the intellect. Among our people there are millions and millions of persons living today for whom this law has become clear and intelligible. What individual seers and the still unspoiled natures of our forefathers saw by direct perception has now become a subject of scientific research in Israel. And I can prophesy here that, just as the knowledge that the earth moves around the sun led to a revolutionary alternation in the general world-picture, so the blood-and-race doctrine of the Jewish National Party will bring about a revolutionary change in our knowledge and therewith a radical reconstruction of the picture which human history gives us of the past and will also change the course of that history in the future.
You seem to having a rough time.
I offer you shelter.
Come in, take a shower. I'll heat up the oven in the meantime.
JNP welcome all willing to fight for the cause
Alright so the rules for the parliament are:
>Majority passes everything.
>Members of parliament must be part of a party sanctioned within the list.
>Parties must have a party leader who uses a tripcode to verify he's the party leader between threads.
>Party leaders may give out their seats to individuals who can vote independently or in the absence of the party leader.
>Party leaders can remove party members at will if they are being unloyal.
>When a bill moves past us its handed over to the mods in the upper-house who will throw it in the trash or table it unless they respond in thread and say they rule in favor of it
>If they chose to humor us thats neat since we are all just anons ripping shit out of our ass at this point.
Can’t see the irony of letting someone with a nazi flag enter your ranks, huh?
Why are in with the Jews then?
We stand above such silly things like ideologies, every pure ashkenazi jew willing to support JNP is welcomed
As of now we have
So 17 YAH and 5 NAY with /mlk/ not being present because Aussie. The bill passes on and moves to the mods.
So, do we wait for all anons to vote that have seats, or do we wait for a certain time to pass and the we stop votes?
isnt it obvious?
The jews are the masterace.
My apologies jewishoverlord... I didn’t know you were so enlightened. May your ranks be as corrupt as you make ours.>>2962
What kind of master race fears eating pork?
Your flag may bare a European symbol, but behind it there is a kike. I will run you out and all the other snakes.
A majority of the parties must vote and it must be a majority for the law to pass. So it needs to have 50% of the parties having voted including smaller ones like /mlk/ and spoon. But it also must have over 50% of the vote to pass. If you delegate a seat away you may both vote on the issue or if one of you is absent the other can vote in your place. Yet again the party head can fire the anon whenever so he must stay loyal to the platform even in the party leader's absence.
We have any transhumanist parties yet?
Oy vey! My cover is blown!
I'll vote NEIGH on your proposals.
We no longer hunger for a food for our flesh, rather we desire to feed and expand our minds and our spirits
Mankind doesn’t need to enhance itself, unless you believe you are weak and cannot advance yourself and your race naturally. Humans don’t need electronics running through their body which can be quickly rendered useless in an event where power sources are impossible to use for reasons of disaster or enemy takeover. Truly, mankind must keep all manner of machines out of his body. Plus it leads to possible mind/limb control or blackmail to keep your organs running. Sounds like a utopia doesn’t it?
Again, funny you chose to use the black box used in Islamic worship. Your a jew of many ideas aren’t you?
They would be eating their own kind. They wallow in the same filth.>>2967
I never understood this graphic. The god tier basicaly advocates race mixing based on a "free market of genes". The conclusion is contradictory since white genes in demand from other races leaves to the loss the Aryan trait and racial purity. Overall a bunk form of racial imperialism through mixing. The rest is okay though.
We don't need to use electronics. We can use gene editing, pharmaceuticals, trans-cranial electrical brain stimulation, or genetically modified bacteria to enhance ourselves. There are plenty of ways we could do it.
As a member of the SDWHP, I would like to call for a discussion as to the status of our board's OC, and how to prevent the corruption and degeneration of said OC by outside, Jewish, multinational interests. Far too many times have I seen our beloved Aryanne be depicted interbreeding with Zebras, or worse - (((GRIFFONS))). She is a beautiful, pure Aryan mare, and she would never stoop to such degenerate lows. This degeneracy must come to an end, I say!
And the possible side effects of these edits? Nothing ever just makes you better. There is always a cost. I, for one, believe such editing can be slowly overtaken by the (((enemy))) to be used to make us more accepting of suggestion. Can we edit ourselves reliably to keep such a fate securely away from possibility?
I'm not surprised that lesser races want to enhance their bodies. It must be really painful to gaze upon your betters every day and to live with knowledge that you'll never be their equal.
It's only natural that such jealousy breeds hate and even the worst kind of evil, antisemityzm.
But I don't feel hate towards my lessers, only pity, it is not their fault that they weren't born jewish.
They only comfort I can give them? It's making sure that blade of my holy sword is sharp when day of the reckoninig inevitable comes.>>2972
True, I'm kind of thinker so to speak.
>>2976>And the possible side effects of these edits?
Sure there will be risks, but the benefits of Longer life expectancy, enhanced cognition, and greater physical strength outweigh the costs. Besides in the case of pharmaceutical enhancement you can stop taking the drugs, with trans-cranial electrical stimulation you can stop receiving treatments, or with genetically modified bacteria you could just kill the bacteria if something goes wrong. And I doubt this will be overtaken by the (((enemy))) because you can find everything you need to do this online. Plenty of designer nootropics and steroid alternatives can be found online. Everything you need to create your own genetically modified bacteria can be found on ebay, addgene.com and NEB.com. Everything you need to build a brain stimulation device can be found at mouser and other electronic component distributors.
Can i form the White power party?
See this party:>>2778
Join the Stern Disappointment With Hitler Party (SDWHP). When the ovens are turned on, you know we will be the ones to do so.
It shouldn’t be too hard of a conflict because there was talk of banning glimmerposts that aimed to trigger, it may be enforced right now if I remember correctly. Although a bit contradictory to our ponies no exceptions rule, what you are suggesting is somewhat along the same lines. You don’t want posts about Aryanne for the trigger value of the degeneracy. Sounds similar to me.
Interesting. So have you gone through with any editing if it is that easy? Just curious.
I would gladly endorse your notion.
While Aryanne isn't ashkenazi thus in the end can't be called truly pure, seeing good blood soiled with the seed of zebra fills we heart with sadness.
It gives pernicious example for youth and is unpleasant for eyes.
I've edited bacteria in the lab for a couple of classes and for an internship, but I have not done it to my own gut flora ... yet. I have experimented with a couple of nootropics though.
They made me more productive and I got a lot done while on them. I don't take them all the time right now, because a couple of them have side effects with heavy use, but in the future these could be made safer.
Parlement should set specific times for voting and elections, to ensure that all parties can properly attend. I understand that we have representatives in Australia? This should be taken into account for times that Parlement is "In Session" so to speak. We should also aim for some level of stability, with Elections held a good time apart by internet standards. Perhaps Weekly/Biweekly/Monthly, it should also always fall on a Sunday to ensure maximized attendence.
We should also decide before the next round of elections whether we want to open up more seats. Going by the history of america, what starts as a small agile legislature soon engorges into a massive corrupt conglomeration of politicians. As such a hard limit should be set on seats, at MOST in the realm of 50-100, and that the seat limit be slowly and steadily raised by groups of two **to maintain an odd number of representatives**, every three or so rounds of elections.
I'm interested in feedback from my party members as well as my fellow parliamentary representatives on these ideas, before a proper proposal is drafted.
I believe the addition of a few more seats would help, considering how many active parties we have compared to the number of seats available.
I would suggest the addition of five new seats to boost the number to 28.
Id be fine with this so long as there are no more major additions of seats after wards, and a hard cap set on the number of seats in Parlement.
but that's still even, leaving room for a 50/50 split
if we are going to do this we should make it so this new election should not effect existing party's so small party's such as mine can not be consumed by a new seat mongering party and
This could prevent further action against the judenpartei, this raises some concern in me.
Fair enough, how about six seats to boost the number to 29?>>2991
Simple, with better planning, we won't need to make any odd exceptions to the rule. This time, you'll get the chance to campaign for your Spoon Party prior to the election, just as every other party will get the chance to campaign.
Except for the Jews, once that bill goes through the Upper House (mods).
sure. I like how I've pretty much been advising on seat numbers this whole thread and nothing else.
Should we hold elections next sunday, the week after, or next month?
I think we should go by regular government majorities instead playing who's king for the week. It'll keep up competition and seed conflict instead of breeding complacency for the ruling party.
We could also expand the game much more and add a map with provinces.
Maps sound nice, thank you representative for volunteering to create one.
Every Sunday we should hold an election to maintain interest in the thread.>>2997
Like an election map? I like the idea.
I am disappointed that he didn't gas them. I think ill join you.
Welcome, here's our party platform.>>116737
>>2997>add a map with provinces.
That would require making a map. I like proportional rep a bit more it lets out extremes come out rather then single province popularity which gets confusing easily. It also doesn't require a map.
Each province can have more than one seat, if you want proportional representation.
I was thinking this. Also, our voting should be a bit more efficient.
Well, if we decide to have provinces, and decided that each province has proportional representation, we could have a census to determine which Anons are in which provinces. Then, when voting time comes around, each Anon's three votes can go towards any party or parties of their choosing. Then, we give the province's seats out according to the portion of votes each party got.
We don't even really need the provinces feature, and simply have proportional representation for the whole board, if we needed to simplify things. I just think the provinces would be interesting.
We could also go like Italy and take a bit of both. Still I'm against Federalism and spiting /mlpol/ up into a federalized system. A unitary state is much more effective for our small board.
Like I said, doesn't need to happen. I'm just a sucker for political simulators.
Another bonus to the proportional representation system is that we can remove the limits on how many Anons can vote. We simply set up a start time and an end time for voting, and any vote after it ends is considered void. Then, we can tally up all the votes and divvy out the seats accordingly.
We going to have any discussions for future legislation tonight?
Personally I'm just about ready for bed unless you have something else you'd like to propose.
The Fuck Glimmer Party
Fuck gommies, raids on gommie-infested places like 4/mlp/ are fun.
Weekly raids shall be mandatory! The first 2-3 days shall be spent planning the raid and gathering intel.
Nah, it can wait till tomorrow. Goodnight anon.
I propose parlement adjourn until 1400 hours tomorrow, PST.
Sounds good anons goodnight!
With digits like that, can anyone refuse?
tfw that time is late in the night
As I suffer the same issue as the founder of the /mlk/ Party, I propose by proxy that party members can submit votes in advance that are counted once Parliament reconvenes.
As the founder and president of the Property and Freedom party I hereby name >>2759
(ID: 4f675) as the new party president, with myself remaining as vice-president of the PFP.>>3003
If Parliament is to vote on a map, I vote YAY towards using the map of Equestria under the Diarchy's control, divided into provinces. We can worry about
>>2910>TFW you miss one day and everyone's got fuckloads of seats
Fucking australian time zones
I missed out on the game. Can I join a party? I have no talents other than replicating Murdoch-chan's Swastika Snickerdoodles
The SDWHP is always looking for new members. Are you willing to gas the Jews for your country and your people?
Any parliament members here today?
SDWHP party member, here.
Your greatest ally never sleeps.
Just wondering if we are going to debate something or move to pass another piece of legislation today.
How about we continue the debate on election reform? There are a few days until Sunday, yet.
Alright. I believe that this last election was a bit chaotic. I didn’t expect much order for the first one, but it definitely needs some work.
I was also thinking, because we have anons on at different times, could we perhaps make two meeting times and collect votes and proposals from each and compile them at each rotation?
The first election never is in any state or system.
As for Anons at different times, we could either do different meeting times or have one really long voting window, one that would let every time zone get through Sunday and make it to Monday before the votes are tallied.
Or give more time to submit votes.
Make Sundays election days and just give whole day to vote.
We could then dedicate Saturday towards pre-election debates and campaigning.
I know, it's perplexing. Makes me fear potential infiltration in the future.
I was also wondering if, for the week between election cycles, we could have it so only the majority party, or coalition parties, could propose legislation for the parliament to vote on, just to give some incentive to the various parties.
That would keep the system from getting swamped with proposals. Although I’m for each group having a say, minority parties can just form a coalition to have their ideas heard. Excellent idea in my opinion.
Depends how active would be various parties, I say let's let it run for some time and see how it works before we start to implement major changes.
Alright then. Might also give the NazBols an actual chance, this time around. They're just completely dead right now.
Should we consider adding in a limit for how long two parties can remain in coalition?>>3036
I would be against forming permanent ties with coalitions. So I suppose a term limit might work. Seceding is what the south does best, so is their any legal binding that prevents members of coalitions from leaving due to falling out? If so, would anyone support removing that?