Let’s play a game /mlpol/. We create a parliament and create board rules and make other things regarding the board.
>How does it work.
Step one, we need some political parties. For a party to exist you need to write up a party manifesto make a logo and chose a color. The manifesto must also state where you lie on political issues, this can be super broad or very specific, but the more people that understand what you stand for the easier it'll be to get anons to vote for your party. It also might be helpful to name/tripfag if you create a party. Here an example:
Party Party Not a real party as of now
1. /mlpol/ is a fun board.
2. /mlpol/ is a nice board.
3. Being no fun will not be allowed. If you are not fun, you'll be BANNED!
4. If you’re a commie you’re not fun.
5. On Sunday you need to post horse pussy at least once or you’re not being fun.
Stance on issues is conservative center left. Distributism is good if effective. But destroying traditions is no fun!
As soon as we get two parties up and running the two parties will get one seat each seat and all parties that join will also get two seats. There is a 10-party cap so that we don't have a terribly large amount of anons making parties that are very similar.
After the parties are formed we can get to the meat of it which is anons voting. The votes here will work differently. Say which party you want to join and the party will be given an extra seat. Your vote can also be used to remove a seat from a political party. Everyone including party founders get three votes with their ID for max chaos. The game will continue till we reach 23, and as soon as its hit voting is over.
Once voting is over we can go full LARP and each party leader, or the person who made the party and wrote the manifesto, will chose anons who loyally voted for him to become members of parliament. Here we will draft legislation and make arbitrary rules based on the manifesto. All which will be non-binding unless, say the mods for whatever reason don't veto it when it leaves the lower house of parliament.
SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
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This is why we have stern disappointment about Hitler.
The only correct answer to "how many jews died in the holocaust" is "Not Enough".
I use my last vote to gas kik-
To free up a certain spot in the cabinet
-3 seats open
I wish to add my last vote to the Stern party.
I suppose Christians can work along side pagans for the goal of preserving both of our religions. Sounds plausible enough. We will inevitably run into some problems here and there however.
My three votes
One off of SDWHP
One off of epona
One off of states rights
I see goys already attacking us, it's either out of fear or sickening antisemitic motives
No matter, as one wise man once said: "If you're afraid you're already a slave".
J.N.P. won't bow to false gods and political opponents, master race will rise once again.
We'll drive our enemies before us like those filthy palestinians, IDF never forgets.
I swear on a grave of my grandparents that were killed in Auschwitz together with 20 million of their jewish brethrens by nazi monsters, our holy flag will flutter over the world.
Darn it... not a fan of the confederacy huh?
We can break up things territorially if you wish. Although your bargaining power may be questionable.>>2845
Chaotic dissident more like.
Nope they bread and brought over too many nogs.
One vote for Freedom and Property.>>2844
I cast two votes for the Jewish National Party, one vote to over-ride >>2830
and then another as insurance, because we must defend Our Greatest Ally.
1 vote for the states right party
you cant have a african colony without slaves
You might want to save yours for when they come back anon. Unless parties can be voted into the negatives.
>>2849>libertarians cucking for jewry
This is why you need reeducation camps.
NO BUENO NO BUENO NO BUENO
How many votes do we get? Three?
Yes. And you can vote to remove a party’s seat or add to one.
My first two votes go to:
>The April First Party
>The Cult of Epona
I wish to join PFP if I can.
Can I give two votes to the same party?
but you know I'd appreciate one...
You get three votes. A vote can also be used to decrease a seat of another party. Do you cast all three of your votes for PFP?
"Do you believe with our Chief Rabbi and us in the final total victory of the Ashkenazi people? Are you and the Jewish people willing to work, if the Rabbi orders, 10, 12 and if necessary 14 hours a day and to give everything for victory? Do you want total war? If necessary, do you want a war more total and radical than anything that we can even imagine today?"
Those are words of our glorious leader Yitzhak Ben Hur, proclaimed before he was taken away by nazi brutes and executed in the gas chamber.
Many of you may think that such views are outdated, obsolete in the world of modern politics, shady, slimy goys hiding behind their smiles, suits and fortunes.
You couldn't be more wrong! When others are hiding, we, the chosen ones need to stand steadfast and show our chutzpah!
Whole world tried to defeat us, time and time again they will put all their efforts into eradicating us, into driving us away, and yet we stood as a wall, we stood tall and proudly with our kippahs and payots against treachery of goys.
So prepare you wallets my brothers, collect your loans and sharpen your shekels because today is the day of the reckoning!
And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.
And in her was found the blood of prophets, and of saints, and of all that were slain upon the earth.
I'd like to also use my remaining 2 votes for PFP since I used 1 earlier.
Hmmm it is three votes right?
I don't know why my ID is changed, I'm the same guy as >>2786
Yeah three votes, you can vote for or take away votes from any party.
The world is in your debt. You have done more for our people than you will ever know.
I give two votes to the April First Party, and one to the Cult of Epona.
I give my vote to the April First Party
My remaining two votes will go to the Cult of Epona
Assuming the founding of a party counts as three votes for it, the Jewish National Party now has a total of 0 votes.
using all of my votes too to kill this thing deader
I think we went way over the seat limit, need to start removing votes.
-1 Property and Freedom
-1 States Rights
op has to calculate as the chairman
Don't worry brother, I expected those devils to try to stop us, what they lack in intelligence or spirit they more than make up for with their sheer numbers.
Fortunately we are prepared for it, brothers are alerted, structures are prepared, we can continue our work from the underground. Their pathetic democracy can't stop mutual efforts of the whole generations.
This. OP will just calculate the % votes of each party and round to the nearest integer out of 23.
How strong is OP by now since he has left 2 hours ago? Did you go into the hyperbolic chamber and become absolute ubermensch?
Not do derail, but 30 minutes warm-up plus 2h30m proper work-out is enough.
I assume we're way over the vote limits, so I'd just like to proclaim my loyalty to the SDWHP. And also my eternal hatred of the Jewish National Party.
Although I would have personally wanted a National Capitalist party with a focus on the ideals our Founding Fathers held.
It's possible that OP had some unfortunate accident during his workout.
Really sad, he would be warmly welcomed in the heaven, he might be goy, but he was a good goy.
If such disastrous mishap happened, I know very good person that can replace him. My uncle Samuel is renowed lawyer, businessman and very trustworthy person, ideal for such position.
Christ, this thread moved fast. Are there any seats left?
Fear not, brother, we will rule from the shadows as is in our blood, and history will be ours, for we shall write it.
Don’t think so, sorry. Hard to tell though because OP was supposed to track that.
You history is already written. Your doomed to welcome a leader that will grant you your wishes, then betray you as he only wanted your power.
What's stopping the addition of more seats?
We're waiting for OP to come back and calculate who gets what seats.>>2895
See image to your left.
Right now, it’s OP’s call. If you can convince him, he may. Give it a shot when he gets back.
Don't forget to vote for better future for your ashkenazi children and free matzo.
Don’t worry. I vote to make sure they have the best future: far way from us, whether that removal is by physical moving or death. You believe only jews can enter heaven, so why not have a little trip there and leave us be? Best future all around.
I regret letting out the idea of a Jew party. It is the unspeakable evil.
I think that you need some reeducation about horrors of the Great Holocaust.
You won't dare to say such hurtful words when you learn about torment of 14.88 quintillion of jews that were massacred during that awful thing.
I thought the number 23 sounded familiar. 23 is the number of judges required to sit on a jury under Talmudic Law.>>2905
Even here we preside over the goyim in Law and they know it not.
Alright so after intense counting from a 50+ response since I got back this is what I got.
We had 6 seats reaming and if the anon was not specific I either counted it as one vote or ignored it if it was completely unclear like >>2854
So lets start. >6 votes>>2819
Cult +1>5 votes>>2822
((())) added. >4 votes >>2828
Cult +1>3 votes >>2830
((())) removed>4 votes>>2840
Does absolutely nothing. Griffon party has none.>>2841
Stern +1>3 votes>>2843
Cult -1, Stern -1, and States -1>6 votes>>2849
Freedom +1, ((())) +2>3votes>>2850
States +1>2 votes>>2854
Dun fucked up. Blame him for our outcome. If he was clear this might have turned out differently. >>2858
First +2, Cult +1 with the latter unable to join>AND IT IS OVER
All other resoults are ded, you should have gassed teh kikes as soon as they poped up. That or just gassed whatever you felt like. But this is the future you've chosen.
What’s the down side to that again? Don’t you go to heaven, almighty jewish overlords? Do you not rub your hands and laugh in your piles of money in the sky? Just as Moses would have wanted.
You're n even a Jew. Just "Jew"-ish.
So, can we form a coalition?
>>2910>Does absolutely nothing. Griffon party has none.
You can gas them twice.
They don't need to be alive for that.
Don’t know why, but I laugh a little at the bawling cuck that’s screams “that’s disgusting”. He encountered something his tiny mind wasn’t ready to process.
I didn’t expect to last this long. Neat. What’s next for us?
Time to make some laws and dig into sec memo
Even opposition from OP himself couldn't stop our mighty power.
Shame that IDF failed with their plot, I already told uncle Samuel that I have job for him. Truly shameful.
Today we're celebrating. But now it's not time to rest on laures, road to victory is long and filled with sheming goys. We need to be fiercer and stronger than ever if we want to continue our push.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIaSEOjG_0o
Where's the leader of the April 1st Party?
As biggest party it is time for your speech and your first propsals
Time to get the parties organized.>>2919
You're speaking to him.
It's time for me to make Saddlearabian Socialist Nationalist Party with Syriana in helm to counter this jewish menace!
I’m all ears and excited to see what we can accomplish together.
Nuts Flag Final
Color is the Navy Blue flag background
Congratulations from the VR I look forward to working with you & seeing your vision unfold.
First off, let's gas the Jewish party.
Couldn't agree more. Ban the party from entering elections and a public ban for everyone who voted for them says I!
We cannot be extirpated; our roots are dug into the core of your law.
Then it’s time to uproot the weed and plant something new.
Our law has roots deeper than the shallow things your weeds hve sprouing underground.
Correct. For the crimes against humanity, they must be removed.
SDWHP member here, I will vote for this measure to be taken.
I present a bill to the parliament it reads:>Kikes and/or Giffons will be bared voting from elections.>Kikes and/or Griffons parties will be banned from all elections.>Kikes and/or Griffons parties will be disbanded with their spots remaining vacant till the next election. >Kikes and/or Giffons will be banned or rule 10ed if they pop up!
State your party and YAH or NAY!