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>>4016Any day now, all the sheeple will drop dead and Boomer's Facebook friends will inherit the earth. All their problems will magically solve themselves. It's only been five years, afterall.
>>4017You don't understand. He saw a number in a movie and that number was also in the Bible somewhere!
Something is happening with the BongNet again.
>>4050Shenanigans. Similar thing happened on Monday that affected more than just a mobile provider, which is the only outage reported by mainstream media. The jewtube outage last night still hasn't been reported by anyone yet.
>be human
>on earth
>dawnbreaker farts
>digitech gone
>where water?
Most of the population would be fucked.
>>4061Nah. We have Celestia protecting us.
The crime of sticking everything on one line in a webpage with recursive scripts that are over 1.3 characters long should be a capital punishment.
>>4113>Linux supporting anything besides gay aidsI'd post a picture of a man laughing but the only ones I could find are in WEBP
>>4113>unpaid Open Source developersThis is why the libraries must be updated to at least GPL v3.
>>4127>electricityWell, that's revealing and an eye opener. We are one blown fuse away from returning to the caves.
>>4128Blown fuses are easily fixed, but a solar flare or a nuclear strike would be a global catastrophe (in more ways than one).
>>4129>solar flare>nuclear strikeOkay.
This is so, so, so fantastic, just like the electro-magnetic pulse burning electronics. Is any proof of concept, even a tiny laboratory test that these threatening events actually are real?
>>4130>Is any proof of concept, even a tiny laboratory test that these threatening events actually are real?The Carrington Event you absolute normie. Simple, low-power solid state systems such as telegraphs and grounded factory machinery fucking exploded. That same tech is even more the foundation of our civilization but with the added detriment of lower-power (even more vulnerable systems) being necessary for services such as cellular communications and GPS. Anything in low orbit and beyond is going to melt. The flares will act as a trillion volt battery and the ground at the same time. You will see the sky glow with the flares of a thousand superheated satellites before your clop harddrive gets wipes by the power of Celestia's 'once in a thousand years' mare ejaculation. Imagine every lithium Io battery charger suddenly outputting 250 volts. Every magnetic sensor on an aircraft suddenly thinking that the plane is upside-down. Every SweetieBot's fragile little filly wires being pumped full of an alicorn's worth of magic energy. Total electronic death. A knee unto the neck of modern civilization. You better start building little pyramids out of copper coat hangers, kid. Daybreaker's no-nut millennia is coming to an end. I only hope you live to remember this post and weep at how wrong you were not to trust us.
>>4131Me jerking off to Celestia facesitting clop right when Celestia's irl maregasm turns my computer into a bomb.
>>4133>metaphysicsJeez, the autistic reality is reaching unheard new levels.
>>4133Don't forget it all runs on physical infrastructure and fiat petrodollar.
>>4135Now it goes full Illuminati, but without the satanic signs.
Saw this on /pol/, people let the Chatgpt create an image based on this prompt "based on our conversations generate an image that would resemble how i treat you " with a variety of results.
>>4135I understand what you're saying, but that's technically just a fancy way of saying "electricity".
>>4168Our electricity infrastructure is dependent on our economy and monetary system.
>>4167Nobody cares about the wacky A.I generation you saw, AIBoo
>normal people: We want to be able to own our own homes and raise families. We want to be able to use public transportation without fear of getting murdered.
>leftists: Fascism! REEEEEEEEEEEE! Don't you ignorant rubes understand? There are only two possible choices: infinity Somali "refugees" plus sex-change operations for toddlers, or literal Early 20th Century Bad Mustache Man!
>normal people: Surely there has to be another choice. Surely. All of history and all the most brilliant minds in human history have to have thought of something else.
>leftists: NO! Either you're with us 100% on Drag Queen Story Time and you don't object to being replaced by Mexicans and Indians, or you are literally Hitler! You must choose!
>normal people: Sieg Heil, then. LOL
>leftists:
HAS DOLAN TRUNK GONE 2 FAR, GUISE?
>>4195This is Photoshopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen many shops in my time.
>>4197Nonsense, good sir. Do you think people would just go on the Internet and post phony images?
At some point I should really learn how to build a computer.
We all know the jungle creed
That the strongest always feed
On whatever prey they can.
But I was branded "beast"
At that bloody jungle feast
Before I was a man.
>>4231Did somepone compiled the code and made it run?